/biz/ - Business & Finance

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KEK TSM BAGGIES
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KEK NYCB BAGGIES

NO stocks.

MY BROKER EXIT SCAMMED ME. I CANT FUCKING SELL MY SHARES TODAY AHH

From previous thread
>AMZN, Googl, MSFT, V - $10k each. What do I buy more of? $25k

>>58192757
XXXX

Lil bit a chicken fried

>>58192755
This is how I felt with my weekly options.
Fuck the expiration date is written right on them, I should have known better.

>>58192667
So SAAB?
>over 100 years old through Bofors I guess
>yes
>yes
>yes
>nobody besides SAAB makes fighter jets at a market cap below Thales Group

>my little hardware store in bumfuck nowhere is the economy

https://www.dw.com/en/france-set-to-commission-new-nuclear-plant/a-68690778
>france connecting new npp to grid in a few months time
>is also considering constructing 14+ new npps
>as well as extending nuclear fleet operating life to 32 of 56 reactors
>meanwhile germany phasing out fossil fuels and nuclear
>to go green
>without nuclear
kek krauts

>>58192772
this actually might not be the worst smg ever

>>58192757
NVDA

>>58192834
whatever company can design a mass producible modular reactor is going to make tons of money

>>58192757
Maybe something that isn't tech or financial services
How about VALE or BHP?

>>58192818
they literally make the best shit in every category.
>air, land, sea, space
it must be the most juiced company in the world per market cap by far.

GARY OPEN THE MARKETS NOW

Silver is going to gap up 15% Monday, isn't it?

>>58192789
Say you thought they expired 2124 and ask for a refund.

>>58192834
theyll buy from france.

>Fed's Powell: we don't need to be in a hurry to cut. We can wait, and become more confident, before cutting rates

da fuck are they doin???

>>58192932
Trying to force a crash

>>58192872
SAAB is really an incredible company compared to the American giants,
they've got a long way to the top as long as orders keep piling on, and that 4:1 split in April is extremely bullish for the future

THE SYSTEMD RETARDS GOT A BACKDOOR IN SSH. ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US. CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
THE SYSTEMD RETARDS GOT A BACKDOOR IN SSH. ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US. CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
THE SYSTEMD RETARDS GOT A BACKDOOR IN SSH. ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US. CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
THE SYSTEMD RETARDS GOT A BACKDOOR IN SSH. ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US. CANCEL ALL ORDERS!
THE SYSTEMD RETARDS GOT A BACKDOOR IN SSH. ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US. CANCEL ALL ORDERS!

money line go up on monday
screencap this post

>>58192932
There won't be any rate cuts in 2023. Stocks are at ATH and inflation still not going down.

Rates won't go down until there is a recession.

>>58192974
?

>>58192988
2024*

>>58192988
stagflation into recession...same shit different day

>>58192974
xz not systemd

>>58192996
ssh is how most servers are controlled on the internet. It's maintained by a small group of extremely autistic developers and has a very good security track record so everyone trusts it.

IBM managed to wedge some code in sideways to the Linux port via their systemd software. This transitively drags in libLZMA which apparently has had an obscure ssh backdoor for the past two years.

It means someone has had access to every systemd based host (the overwhelming majority) on the internet for about the past two years.

>>58192932
Here's everything he said

>Latest core inflation numbers real progress.

>We expect inflation to move to 2% on sometimes bumpy path.

>If our base case doesn't happen, we would hold rates where they are for longer.

>We don't know where rates are going to go back to when this whole thing is over.

>The economy is not suffering from this level of rates.

>Economy strong without question. Possibility of a recession is not elevated now.

>If we see unexpected weakness in labor market, that could draw a policy response.

>We won’t make decisions based on political calendars or anything like that.

The Fed is being openly dovish at this point, compared with rhetoric over the last two years. Unless something crazy happens, they're going to cut rates and everything will moon even more.

>>58193031
OpenSSH doesn't depend on xz, libsystemd does so it only gets linked on systemd based distros.

So my box is fine heh.

Why did the Jews allow us to have a day off?

>markets

https://youtu.be/yIR3NU3P_bU?si=ieoBKJtgbjysP3aH

>>58193051
Any link? Couldn't find any

>>58193056
So... Buy TQQQ?

>>58193079
https://www.openwall.com/lists/oss-security/2024/03/29/4

>>58193059
upon further review, it's xz 5.6.0 which no one is using
nothingburger of the century

Weak VIX contango for an Ass&Pee 500 ATH = Mumu complacency

>>58193082
Maybe not yet. Finance media is currently framing what he said as "hawkish" but I just don't read it that way.

WHY ARE YOU CLOSED

>Trader Joe's has increased the price of bananas for the first time in more than two decades — the price is now 23 cents apiece up from the 19-cent price set in place in the early 2000s, per Axios

How much longer before Costco raises the price on the hotdogs?

>>58193132
If you eat out for lunch every day there's already serious arbitrage there.

>>58193132
>COST
THEY GOT RID OF MY CHURRO!
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1711734517742713.webm

>>58193132
Any day now. Thats the last domino fall. A couple years from now. Big Mac combo will run you $30 and idiots here will tell you
>i-i-inflation is an illusion, this is perfectly normal goy!
Don't ever buy the shit the glowies are selling here. The prices you're seeing right now are product of incompetent political governance. It's not normal and it's out of control.

>>58193221
A bottle of taco seasoning back in 2019 was 40 cents at Walmart. Now the same brand and size of the bottle is $1.40. Inflation is WAY fucking higher than they are letting on.

Since the market is closed, I can do my chores today. Get a haircut. Shave. Groceries. What else should I do today?

>>58193239
It is, the government just blames it on "price gouging but we know that isn't true. Price gouging doesn't allow a company to be competitive unless they have a complete monopoly over an industry which does not apply to groceries. The government also says corporations are seeing record setting revenue which is also bullshit. Revenue numbers are hyper inflated because the US dollar is about as valuable as used toilet paper now

>>58193085
its not 2 years... its been there for 1 month. Unlikely anyone is even using this version.

>>58193242
Same. I just moved so shoving away stuff and making everything look nice for my new remote job. Do you garden? Could get some plants going for the warmer weather. You can start with seedlings inside with a grow light and then transplant them outside as it gets warmer.

>>58192974
that's it i'm switching to artix now. FUCK RED HAT FOR PUSHING SYSTEMD AND WAYLAND.
>>58193079
https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/red-hat-warns-of-backdoor-in-xz-tools-used-by-most-linux-distros/
funny thing is that systemD was pushed by a single company and strong-armed everyone else to use it.
>>58193132
>How much longer before Costco raises the price on the hotdogs?
civil war

>>58193242
Shoplift

>>58193242
Good luck at the grocery store. Place is going to be a shit show due to Easter traffic.

started watching this utuber

lmao so EVLV went up on Friday because the "LV" on the post was showing up on the news

>>58192757
AVAV, like I said before.

now the utuber is shilling my ai dashcams :)

>>58193395
Aight, shill me

This tastefully muscular girl was working out next to me and smelled really good. Got a second wind at the end of my workout. Kind of hate women turning the gym into a whorehouse, but I'll take the free smells.

Doing some digging on anduril industries. Anyone know any details about them? IPO is far away I think but seems really promising.

>>58193484
Get in, get your sniff, and get out.

>>58193494
Delete this. You are not supposed to know about them.

>>58193494
that is sick lookin

>>58192701
>stock market closed for jew-on-a-stick-wasn't-gassed-correctly day
Niggerloving Christcucks holding up modern society like their pets, as usual.

>>58193484
Enjoy the sniffs but be careful anon.

>>58193601
Security did nothing wrong. If you are going to present your scent box in such an alluring way, it should he expected that those around you will chase the scent.

>>58193484
This is why I just buy dumbells and work out at home.

>>58193601
>>58193620
top signal, buy dior, stinky french vibes incoming
1000€ EOY

>>58193494
I applied for a couple jobs there
They didn't want me (no one does)
They're just another low-overhead/nimble defense contractor who picked a LOTR meme name (like PLTR). They only really work on small ball experimental weapons and systems where the risk of it not working out is low.

>>58193691
>small ball experimental weapons and systems where the risk of it not working out is low.
Sorry, let me rephrase that: I mean that the ramifications (for them and the government) of the project failing are low, since they're often such small experiments and prototypes. The big companies (GD, BA, LMT, etc) don't do that kind of work anymore because their corporate scale makes it essentially impossible. They have too much overhead and inertia. So the military finds small nimble companies like Anduril with slick marketing and stuff and pays them to try random shit.

>>58192932
>>58193056
the data today everything jpow said appears extremely bullish to me, and i won't be surprised if we retard pump
>>58193601
i find the idea of working out in a gym around strangers and roasties absolutely disgusting, and i am very thankful for having a garage

>>58193651
Women owe me sniffs

a friend of mine said i am a waste fellow

>>58193484
>tfw no sweaty muscle gf to sniff

>>58192879
I SURE HOPE SO
>mfw i have over 100oz of silver

>>58192957
yeah, completely unrealistic performance really.
>>58193494
saab will probably move into that market segment, they've just received state orders for concept studies on next gen fighter jets and unmanned vechiles/drones.
the success of these type of small drones in ukraine has been big, really shaped the landscape of the battlefield and it's right up saab's alley.

perhaps we'll see a "carl-gustaf"-ish drone.

>>58193729
Same here, glad I've got a garage with enough space to lift.

my garage is full of all my consoomer goods

>>58192857
Hitachi

are people still memeing GEO? i think im going to sell my RY stock to buy GEO on monday

>>58193056
>>The economy is not suffering from this level of rates.
>
>>Economy strong without question. Possibility of a recession is not elevated now.
Thats seems bearish as fuck.
>>If we see unexpected weakness in labor market, that could draw a policy response.
He's saying no rate cuts until something breaks is how I am reading this. As long as inflation stays sticky which it is.

>>58193789
My garage is full of physical oil and lumber

>>58193816
How is it "bearish as fuck" that the economy is strong, numbnuts?

>>58193911
I'm still confused how the economy is "strong" when everyone is broke

>>58193911
Bears are always thinking worst case, he's a retard

>>58193917
Not jewish jews. You think they give a FLYING Fuck if you or me have money to buy food?

>>58193917
poorfags literally don't matter. unfortunate for a lot of people and bear lamentation is definitely warranted, but it has always been like that.

Boys, I just got a fat job offer.
I'm gonna make it.
Please tell me the world won't end too soon. I don't want it to happen any more.
I might still be a wage slave sans soul but my cage will be nicely furnished and enriched.
I hope you all are having an equally blessed Good Friday.

>>58193917
Maybe you actually don't know what's going on you cum guzzling faggot bear

>>58193917
>"strong" when everyone is broke
if everyone is broke who keeps buying?

I>>58193950
Fat you say?

>>58193375
x4 fuel points friday at KR.

>>58194040
>5"
>300 lbs
who would fuck a manhole cover?

thai air force will buy gripen fighter jets, unless there's strong political interference. committee is expected to decide in may or june.

Probably going to see my sister over the weekend.

>>58194142
Dubs and you kiss her.

>>58193911
>How is it "bearish as fuck" that the economy is strong,
Because it means no Rate cuts, idiot.

>>58193729
>and i am very thankful for having a garage
Home gym chads will inherit the earth.

>>58194142
>sister

>>58192932
Seven (times two) days till the end. Time enough for you (to sell) perhaps....but what will you do with it? Lets see...

>>58194207
If the economy is doing well with current rates, what the fuck is the issue?? I seriously do not understand how you faggots keep trying to make this bearish

>>58193601
This guy flew too close to the sun. He should have stopped at one

I'm still bearish.

>>58193601
>tfw you long for female natural gas

>>58192701
HELP ME BIZ BBAI KEEPS TANKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58194076
More of a plug than a cover really.

>>58194254
It kills Bonds and will lead to more CRE and bank collapse.
Which I currently own puts on

why don't you guys have a new york jew girlfriend

>>58194392
Holy shit those are some disgusting looking feet

2k bps hike tomorrow.

>>58194428
They both look pretty rough. You probably have to get fucked in the ass to get whatever job they're doing so that's probably why.

>>58193242

masturbate.

>>58194540
where are the >"muh diversity" faggots when you actually need something dismantled?

>>58194540
/our/ heroes.

>>58194540
>Jews are good for Europe actually.

>>58194540
>Second from bottom left
>Colour mismatched pants and blazer
>Pants twice the length of his legs
I wonder what's in his portfolio, saviour of Evropa.

Friendly reminder that its over and globalized bond holders will be redeemed in the cascade.

Do people still use Robinhood?

>>58192857
that was bull play before rising interest in nuclear, but it still plays into it. it just isnt center stage fully anymore which isnt to discredit SMRs. i pray that SMRs become viable because holy shit will the applicable range of nuclear S K Y R O C K E T

>>58194540
they stand so awkwardly
like virgins and incels

>>58194540
>this is who im trusting the nuclear future with
its so fucking over

>that post-market gold pump yesterday
the most hilarious shit I seen in a while

>>58194540
>Blue laces
It's over

>>58194540
>Three women

>next week on /smg/
>earnings on a pair of jeans that fit just right

>>58194119
SAAB will probably get the contract after the US denied them F-35s

>>58194860
a bunch of nothing

>>58194040
Fat I said.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1XTThd5UWrs&pp=ygUNRmF0IGxpbmRlbWFubg%3D%3D

Is /smg/ going out of business?

NIGGERS and JEWS

>>58195054
probably get shut down by the health department

i wish i had more money to buy more stocks

>>58195112

>>58195136

The United States economy is the most powerful force on planet Earth.

>>58195092
Some day NIGGERS and JEWS will only be remembered as stories told to scare children

>>58195158
You got me...

well I guess I'm off to the crypto pits. See you nerds later

>>58194943
>he doesn't own LLAP
ngmi faget

How much research do you personally put in to the Stock Market?

>>58195332

why don't they just make stonks 24/7

>>58195388
Shabbat.

>>58194540
Cheap ass suits across the board what the FUCK are those collars man

>>58195432
>he doesn't want 24/7 transaction fees
>"shabbat"
take the kippah off now and the interest rate on your loans will not go up this month

>>58194907
yeah, because of the logistics and economics, they say

Puts on djt soon

>>58195112
>I wish I could buy the ATH even more

a recruiter has reached out to me about an in office position in nyc
im from texas
do i do it? i dont imagine it would be any different except instead of taco trucks and niggers standing around on every corner, it's hot dog stands and el salvadorians standing on every corner

>bought a few RUM and DJT
How brutalized am I going to be next week? I just assume the worst anymore.

>>58195602
Last time I was in NYC was 2018 and the hot dog guys had been muscled out by the kebab stands. I'm sure it's only gotten worse since then.

>>58195602
You should charge double for not being remote.

>>58195602
don't talk to recruiters

>>58195633
habibi always makes the best schwarmas
>>58195633
i need at least 300k to consider the offer
>>58195637
>dont make bank
pic related

>>58195602
What's the salary? Youre gonna spend easily 2x in living expenses living in NYC

>>58195332
its basically all i do

>>58195602
Holy shit no
>>58195189
I'd rather they just be forgotten entirely

>>58195667
>>dont make bank
kek, sure buddy

>>58195791
bah they wanna low ball me with 130k LMAO

>>58195830
isn't that like poor tier in NYC?
I make 160 in seattle and I'm comfy but not exceedingly so

>>58195838
its a tier that def hurts my feelings

>>58195881
hang in there fren
are you making more money currently?
I mean if I had no other obligations I'd take a job in NYC to see what that shithole has to offer but I doubt I'd want to stay there long

>inflation comes in favorable today
>jobs numbers will miss next week
the fix is in
April 2024 will be a sea of green in the indices

>>58195838
yeah 130k is "live with roommates and budget" tier

>>58194860
>blackberry earnings
might pump because of their cybersecurity stuff.

>>58195911
jobs will be greater than expected (and then revised to significantly lower than expected)
money line goes up on monday

This motherfucker thinks that a late winter cold front doesn't have any relation to the market, in an era of NatG, UUUU, TSLA, and XOM asphalt?
You stupid fucking MONKEY, why are you even in the biz section?
You're a fucking nigger.

>>58195933
>jobs will be greater than expected
I expect the opposite.
Jobs reports missing the numbers, fueling le rate cut/stop of tightening/return to QE euphoria we've witnessed since end of October '23

>>58196002
>Jobs reports missing the numbers
not happening

I think I have a gambling addiction

>>58192823
KEK
YouTube econoBloggers

Can someone sauce the gold run? that shit spiked HARD while everything else tanked.
Should I fomo?
Is it a 3day weekend safety thing?

Don’t forget monthly penis inspection is Monday. Be early so you can be done by opening bell.

>>58196002
where does the euphoria even come from?
are people really buying the soft landing narrative that we'll get rate cuts -> bull run -> no recession?

from my cursory observations of prior cycles, it's usually:
>a long steady decline in the unemployment rate quickly starts to reverse
>fed cuts rates
>equities crash

in the 70's doing so also reignited inflation which led to a decade long crab via this cycle
why is this time different?
sure 401ks and government debt push us towards a high inflation + rising equities scheme, but what happens when unemployment rises?

I have decided that I am done putting up with my christfag goycattle boomer family members. Is this bullish or bearish?

>>58196155
It won't be in presentable condition after Sunday's Catholic mass so I am going to have to skip

Trad vs Roth IRA/401k, what's the difference? Like, the actual difference, not minutiae about contribution limits. Which one is better if your employer is doing a match? Which if they aren't?

>>58196170
this time it's different due to ai and then the robotics bubble (the robotics hasn't happened yet)

>>58196226
The robotics bubble will be the 2001-2024 tech super cycle after the 2000 dotcom crash. We have to get through the 2024 tech crash first, and the longer we put it off, the worse it's going to be. The current crop of AI scams aren't sustainable.

t. basically an expert because I beat the Horizon games on the hardest difficulty

>>58196215
Max out the 401k then max out the roth IRA.

>>58196255
Bottom symbol. Buy irbt.

>>58196170
>unemployment rises
>high inflation
I do believe they call that stagflation, and it means you have a population of Asian niggers or just niggers who don't want to put out goods to capture some of the money. And you have a population of asian nigger or just niggers who won't take a paycut in any instance just to release the stress.

You get faggots who jeer
>well, thank you for taking a wage cut
while demanding more money, having ZERO idea what the person they jeer has sacrificed, simply because it makes them feel safer from the quiet burning hole of fear that they really are going to get themselves killed.

>>58196170
>where does the euphoria even come from?
I wouldn't say the average market participant is "euphoric" right now, things seem much more subdued than that over the last month.
>rate cuts -> bull run -> no recession?
That is literally happening right in front of you, the only thing missing is rate cuts. Rates haven't even been historically high this entire time, which is why bears were mega retarded in the first place.
>a long steady decline in the unemployment rate quickly starts to reverse
Yeah let me know when the "quickly" part happens. The Fed has also said this entire time that higher unemployment is part of their goal.

This time is different unironically because of advancements in technology that will inevitably cause human workers to be obsoleted. They'll all find something else to do, but acting like a bunch of menial jobs aren't about to get replaced by programs and robots is dumb.

>>58196265
>>58196295
Literally a repeat of the 2000 dotcom bubble, with non experts overhyping half baked unprofitable companies on the promise of future earnings.

Not sure who to reply to. Guys, I've been bearish as well, but I fail to see how this could be bearish. Inflation, though still high, is downtrending, and it seems to be tightly controlled. I mean dude, they're accurately predicting this stuff within a one-hundredth of a percent.

I know what happens when I just wait and see and hold on. I'm probably gonna sell my SOXS and flip in the other direction when the time is right, which might've been yesterday. But tomorrow is good too.

>>58196336
>another bear has capitulated
We're getting closer to the top

>>58196322
No it absolutely isn't. You doomer faggots are going to be so salty when we keep melting up for another year.

>>58195388
>make stonks 24/7
We'd lose our money too quickly. They like the slow bleed.
>>58195432
>jet
stupid junkie ruined fishtank...

>>58196380
>doomer
Opinion instantly discarded. One of the downsides of relying on shill scripts is that you have a habit of using easily filterable buzzwords.

>>58196403
Okay schizo faggot, I genuinely can't wait for you to lose money and have it end up in my pocket.

>>58196418
Okay, shoeshine boy. lmao

>>58196380
It's simple. Fed has control of inflation. Companies are all still earning money. So.. what's the downside. Even oil has been elevated all year, so unless it skyrockets to 120, it probably won't be any more inflationary.

Supply chains are still okay. They laughed off the Baltimore thing, fortunately. I mean, where is the inflation coming from. Where is the downside. I've been bearish, but this feels like one of those times where I have to eat the loss and be smart. At least go cash. Some bears are ignoring this feeling

>>58196226
one of the prior times it was the fucking internet (and personal computing in general)
just because the technology will massively change the world doesn't mean perma bull market
technological shifts are usually met with short-term turmoil that results in job losses. ai/robotics definitely fits that

>>58196295
unemployment has crossed the 2yr moving average - historically this is pretty much always followed by a fast rise in unemployment and recession
the promise of the technology hyping the market is effectively a decimation of common jobs
sure in the long run it will lead to a more efficient world, but short term is a system disruptor

I just don't see the "rate cuts = bull run" case, especially given we've already had a 30% run in like 5 months
it just completely ignores all historical trends

I'm not some permabear either, I bought indexes in last winter because valuations were back to reasonable levels then
but buying more large cap right now? I don't see it, unless you're talking long (10+yr) timeframe

Inflation has obviously bottomed, and the Federal Reserve is still coping about it because they know it means that they're going to have to hike into a recession like they did in 2000 and pop the tech bubble.

whats the QRD on premium/income options selling. thinking of joining theta gang, would iron condors be a good choice? need some tips

>>58195610
'anymore'
You're using that word wrong.

>>58192879
It's going to range between $27 and $22 and then crash

We will crab into a late April crash.

There might be a small upwards pop on the Monday and Tuesday after Easter. Or there might not be. The crabbing shall commence all the same. The bottom will give out towards the end of the month.

Should I reduce my 401k contribution if I'm going to die poor and alone anyway?

What even happens in Dune and Dune 2?
Do the good guys (the sardaukar) win? Do they defeat the brown people and the twink crew?
What about the worm? whats he do?

>>58196448
Come on anon I don't think doing TA on the unemployment rate is the best way to determine whether or not we're about to go into a recession. I'm not saying that the historical pattern is unimpressive, but the amount of monetary expansion since 2020 has been unprecedented. I think it's going to take more than 4 years to play out.

>>58196440
In 2022 we would have shit the bed for a week just on the initial headlines about the Baltimore thing. At least we had discouraging inflation data then, now it's genuinely pretty tepid. I'm not rich by any means and I'm living a pretty comfortable life right now, so is everyone else I know. The only people freaking out are genuine idiots who don't know how to spend money.

What's your EOY estimate redditsisters?

Also, this song sounds JUST like the sardaukar chanting
https://youtu.be/O9Y1sEmyymw
>>58196827
>RDDT
Probably below IPO price, so below $35/share

>>58196823
>I'm not rich by any means and I'm living a pretty comfortable life right now, so is everyone else I know. The only people freaking out are genuine idiots who don't know how to spend money.
way too obvious

>>58196821
you can look up the titles of the books by frank herbert and you'll basically know what happens for the most part

ignore the books by brian, they are fanfiction

>>58196867
>>>/schizo/

>>58196867
+1

>>58196911
Goddamn it gets summer in here so early

>>58196827
reddit is still in the top 10 most popular websites. before musk bought twitter it had a market cap of around 35 billion. reddit is pretty comparable in size but they have never made a profit so my guess is that it will end the year at 20 billion market cap and 120/share. long term it all depends on how profitable the site is. there is a lot of potential for reddit as a competitor to twitter. a lot of the old user base of twitter has already migrated to reddit.

>>58196046
>1-800-GAMBLER

no, not kidding...

>futures

>10 years and over two billion dollars to replace a fucking bridge
Wow, maybe turning into a deindustrialized brown shithole wasn't such a good idea after all.

>>58197121
Just set up a ferry

>>58197121
its not about industrial know-how
its about bureaucracy
if you ever tried to build a house on a piece of land you own, you would know.

>>58197121
Time to invest in flying cars I suppose.

>mfw green Q1

>>58197121
Didn't Bootysludge say it took 5 years to build, and that it would *NOT* take that long to rebuild? WTF was he talking about? Was he huffing jenkem pre-speech?

Please make my internet go faster.

>>58197121
this is just like the NYT predicting flying machines in 1 million to 10 million years the same week the wright brothers took flight.

>>58197165
This particular bridge collapse reminds me of how Schwarzenegger was able to rebuild some crucial freeway overpass in a month. Clearly when there are crises like these it is possible to haul ass and fix things fast, but we're in the weak men weak times era. Guess it is time to repeat the shipping fiasco trade of '22 again.

>>58197178
>probably a VZ customer
Mind telling me which provider you use? I can call them for you, and demand an increase on your behalf

How do I eat less?

>>58197235
Contract GERD.

>>58197235
How do I get an anime schoolgirl gf?

>>58197235
Don't order so much DPZ

>>58197235
Just don't eat. It isn't hard. If it is hard for whatever reason then exercise a lot more.

>>58197180
You're right: 10 years is too optimistic. The bridge will never get rebuilt because the United States will collapse.

Tipping the delivery driver a few slices would also do the trick >>58197264

>>58197121
It can be done faster but you have to kil- I mean fire and/or remove from power all the bureaucrats who need to grease their palms on the project. With big public infrastructure like this the corruption is pervasive. Everybody wants a taste, everybody needs a cut and a kickback and a little something extra under the table.

>>58197277
She needs to pay for that food she stole!

What will cause the next big selloff?

Buy Honda

>>58197442
>Buy Honda

>>58197256
Miku is an idol, frankly you have no chance

>With 17 new record highs in recent months, the U.S. stock market has risen 660 percent since its lows in 2009. Given that it makes up nearly two-thirds of global stock markets, many worry that the U.S. stock market is now a bubble.

>>58197514
it'll be a bubble when pennyscams are also at all time highs

Yeah.. just keep buying..

>>58197235
Eat nutrient dense food. Hunger also passes. I never eat breakfast even though I work construction. Sometimes I get so hungry that I get dizzy, and then it passes and I feel fine. Hunger is just your body throwing a tantrum. I'm not sure, but I think that if you have a lot of muscle and little fat you can pass on meals if you don't need to exert yourself. On my days off I eat very little or nothing at all until my dinner before work.
You also have to be awake to be hungry so take a bunch of naps if you are able to. Your brain uses a surprising amount of energy, so resting that instead of being awake and playing video games will help as well.

>>58197664
>+44% annual average over 15 years
>the expected annual average is +10%

-510% of those +660% for a statistically expected correction. lmao.

the s&p 500 should reverse to 1837,5 usd (Q1 2014 level) from 5 254,35 usd.

no one wants to teach me the secrets of theta gang

>>58197740
naw. the post covid growth was because of the increased trade volume across the market after gme short squeeze brought millions of new retail investors into the market. we probably won't see 44% growth anymore, but there won't be any crash as long as the degenerates stick around.

>>58197740
it's not reversing so you forgot to factor in multiple variables

us stocks are at a premium but have you ever thought about why the premium has increased? why do pajeets make up the majority of options trading? what about stocks?
it's just an extension of USD being a reserve to third worlders like sri lanka and argentina

how many third worlders are in shit places where their country acts like a shitcoin

where else would you turn to but US and crypto

>>58197777
>>58197791
a correction like that would make every country on earth change the government. just back to the expected level.
>>58197810
1 peruvian sol = 0,27 usd

>>58192757
SPDR® Portfolio MSCI Global Stock Market ETF

>>58197830
>just back to the expected level.
you're expecting a clean reversal to mean despite the shitshow that happened in the past few years lol

well as long as you put your money where your mouth is, thats what matters regardless of who is right or wrong
otherwise u have no balls

>>58192932
Following through on what they said they'd do for the past year, watch data come in and react calmly.

>>58192984

>>58197867
i simply stating the most basic principle of the stock market, an annual increase of 10% over time.

let's say the market doesn't decrease, just stagnation. it would be +0% for... many years. perhaps a mild downturn before eternal crabbing.

who knows, someone see if burry has tweeted "sell" yet

>>58193108
Anything not indicating six rate cuts in 2024 is hawkish by msm standards.

>>58197918
do you even understand what a stock market is?

>>58193132
Means nothing. Bananas aren't much of a loss leader for trader joes. Where are walmarts bananas? Same as ever. If you want to use trader joes as an indicator watch the price on two buck chuck.

>>58193315
Eithera lyying shill or a convenient shit for brains retard. Either way fuck you for being part or the problem.

>>58193242
Have sex with your sister.

>>58197918
if you dont actually have a bearish position then your argument falls weak
and then it sounds like you're parroting shit you heard without actually understanding or believing

stop embarassing urself lol and good night

>>58193591
rent free

>>58197947
>>58197988

>>58193950
Enjoy being gainfully employed for the next 6-9 months. Save every penny you can. The god dammed plane will crash into the mountain soon enough.

>>58194142
Trips and you fuck her butt.

>>58197235
Drink water. Lots of it. Also green tea in moderation.

EASTER IS CANCELLED

>>58197442
Already did when you said to a several days back. Should I buy more monday?

>>58197461
You have Honda confused with Ford retard.

>>58197701
This.
>line go up
buy
>line go down
buy

>>58192701
A FUCK BOBO THATS THE SHOT I DONT LIKE
A SNITCH BOBO THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE
A BITCH BOBO THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE
A SNEAK BOBO THATS THE SHIT I DONT LIKE

>>58198067
Loving this. Still has an 2x upside potential, too.

>>58197428
>

>>58197774
Theta gang is a picking up pennies in front of steamrollers scam

Ok, now that the dust has settled, whats the next meme stock play?

>>58198266
ATUS to the moon

>>58198312
shill me. i cant find much info after 5 seconds of googling. is it another free tv service? niggers will eat that shit up

>>58198383
It’s not free but it is similar to metroPCS in pricing for their TV stuff. They are a tv/internet/phone provider for the Tri state NY NJ CT area. They also own Cheddar news lmao and israel news i24

>>58198266
NYCB and DJT

>>58198067
>64 year commodity chart
>nominal prices
sware on me mum

>Evergiven blocking the Suez canal was 3 years ago

>>58198552
>Ukraine findom has been going on for 2 years

>>58198583
That one feels like longer

>>58198552
covid crash was 4 years ago...

>>58198623
i've increased my net worth by 200k since then
good times

>>58198219
that depends i guess. you cant manage risk

>>58198634
Lum has and will make me a lot of money

>mfw holding gold miners

Day 2. The line is still flat. It's going to the right, but neither up nor down. I'm trying to remain calm. Dead silence from London and Frankfurt. I'm hoping NYSE will come online soon. If not, God help us all.

>>58192701
An anon recommended a stock a few weeks ago

It had something to do with possible federal decriminalization of marijuana

I forgot to save the link and spent an hour reviewing browser history and still cant find it

any ideas?

you bought calls right anon?

I have $110k in costco. I wonder if this will move it anything at all because I want to get out.

Good, effective, cheap ways to kill oneself?
This is not financial advice
To the moon!
wagmi

>>58198950
Is pain or fear a factor in the method?

>>58198896
Msos

>>58198963
I am pathetic, so as painless as possible, or just not as painful as people make overdoses sound.
No access to firearms.

>>58199049
https://web.archive.org/web/20220325123126/https://lostallhope.com/

Tupperware lady pulled through on good friday. We gapping up now. Bears btfo.

open the markets; i wanna transact
wanna see the prices move, wanna react
got orders to make, bags to unpack
open the markets; i wanna transact

got rugpulled on lunr, holding those bags
trying to make fast buck, got scammed by fags
markets controlled by a sinister bunch
like they were chosen to get a free lunch

open the market; i wanna transact
wanna see the prices move, i wanna react
got orders to make, bags to unpack
OPEN THE MARKET - I WANNA TRANSACT!

קנית שיחות נכון?

>>58197023
what good is retaining a user base if they can't monetize it? and if they do, its user base will bleed for sure

>>58199244
>Tupperware lady
I remember this and my mom going to Tupperware parties

>>58197235
smoke mint flavored vapes only

>>58197184
>Look it up
>Gave 200k per day the project is completed ahead of schedule.
>Finished 25 days earlier
>5mil was the upper limit of Bonus incentives
Curious

Also no idea why bureaucracy would be bad. If you wanted to, then just build the exact same bridge again. The plans should still exist, so no arguments there. Literally any environmental or other concerns is moot since it was fine a week before. And for clearing out the bridge debris to make at least the port useable again, the US has a shitload of marine vessels. Surely they can spare sending one in for a week and maybe torpedo that shit to have smaller chunks

>>58199622
>>58197310

PAA looking good. I'm not even an oilfag but that 2020 crash was completely unwarranted from a total value loss perspective.

O also looking good. Once rate cuts occur the market will simmer down while REITs pump

>DHI in parabolic movement on monthly, ever since rates have been raised
can someone fucking explain this

Markets won't crash until varied insiders start selling en masse.

>>58199675
>Once rate cuts occur
>He doesn't know...

>>58196440
>Fed has control of inflation

>Spending on services, adjusted for inflation, spiked by 7.6% annualized in February from January, and was up 3.0% year-over-year.

Do you really think so anon?

>implying the fed can do shit about this
Enjoy higher for longer anon

>>58199690
>S&P Case-Shiller Home Price Index 6.6%
Havent you realized it yet? most people are willing to eat shit to the highest degree to be able to own a house, interest rates be damned. look at the poor sods in China and Canada that spend exorbiant amounts of their money just to buy their own ''shack''. Housing will continue upwards.

>>58199805
>Enjoy higher for longer anon
i can actually get some bonds that pay something now. Im fine with it desu. The debt on the treasury is an issue but they can just raise taxes to fix it.

>>58197407

i think this one's dead

>>58200146
you killed him doctor

>>58200146
market has to open up soon, or we're all done for.

>>58199787
>wolfstreet

Wow chocolate bunny prices at lidl are through the roof. Lagarde, cut rates NOW!

>>58200146
Kinda like that cake, that took solong to bake in McArthur park. Hopefully somebody has the recipe to make another one.

Do you all have to wait 60 seconds before getting a captcha?

>>58200028
Is this how I get a gf? Order pizza until I get a female delivery driver who steals my pizza?

>>58200223
My local DPZ used to have a cute girl doing deliveries, but then I started getting some old guy and so I switched to just doing pick up.

>>58200223
some of the oxxo girls are cute, but they all just seem unamused, specially when you dont have change..never tried giving them a 1000 peso note, hell only ever seen the 1000peso note once though

>>58199787
>Oh jesus christ we're on the average trendline!!!!!
Lmao you alarmist faggots make me giggle

>>58199844
The entire fucking world wants to own a house in an anglo country because we're the only ones that give a shit about the law.
Racism is criminally underrated.

>>58199244
Holy cow. Now I wish I hadn't sold my TUP.

Damn, I just ran the numbers
Not looking good

>>58200455
Someone get David Soxl on the phone. I need answers.

Should I buy VOO/SPY now or wait for the next crash? I'm sitting on $20k cash earning 5% in SPAXX

>>58200480
Dickard Soxx is clearly breaking out. No matter which way you draw it, it's a bull flag, it's a pennant, it's a wedge signaling a bullish reversal. Volume is low and there's resistance at that greater trend going back to October, so it's still sketchy.

But this coupled with the inflation data and Powell's reaction to it, it's hard to ignore the Soxls.

>>58200606
>wait for the next crash?
You cant possibly know with any certainty when the next crash is or how bad it will be, and youre just assuming the market will crash because. Even the people who "correctly guessed" previous crashes were off by years. Invest now and keep investing.

>>58200677
It's over. The bakers are extinct.

>>58200696
>>58200696
>>58200696

baked