/biz/ - Business & Finance

KEK NVDA BAGGIES
KEK GME BAGGIES
KEK DJT BAGGIES
KEK RDDT BAGGIES
KEK TSM BAGGIES
KEK AMD BAGGIES
KEK MSTR BAGGIES
KEK SMCI BAGGIES
KEK AMC BAGGIES

nvidia bears still don't get it lmao

>GOLD FUCKING BANKER PUSSY INTO THE CLOSE

all my gains in the stock market are nullified by the inflation of everyday goods and services

basically it doesn't even matter, the dollar is worthless garbage. everything costs 50% more than it did in 2020 its a joke.

I will enjoy watching this clown market crash 60%.

Xiaomi bros are so BACK.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DsiyB5Es32s

>>58183978
two more weeks!

>>58183887
Does this fucking market keep shooting up until November?

previous thread cloud

>>58184004
>peak reddit
State of /smg/ these days

>gold pumps post market

fuck i shoulda stayed in my GDXU position.

>>58184004
you should do for the last N threads, it would have fewer random words I guess

I sold everything. What should I buy after settlement?

>>58183887
Can someone please explain this op meme to me?

>>58183987
One underrated part of Xiaomi making a car is that the display UI won't suck ass since they already make phones with fairly good android skins, it's almost impressive that legacy manufacturers still can't get what's basically an Android tablet right

>>58184052
The dad loves hitting the casino with the bros

>>58184052
You can get it if you think really really hard anon.

>>58184036
previous previous thread

What's the catch with deep ITM leaps? I'm doing the math and it seems like a way to use leverage with relatively low interest.
keep in mind I pay no capital gains

>>58183987
Why are all these consumer electronics companies even trying to get into the auto business? Car makers have extremely low profit margins.

>>58184079
no capital gains tax*

>>58184052
dad named his son "hitting the casino with the bros"

>>58182984
Don't sell anytime soon. Move just started. It's our time gold bros

>>58184078
no I meant put like the last 10 threads into one cloud

>>58183987
How does one into chinkmobiles? Are they worth it if you live anywhere outside of China?

I would heem every person in this thread

why is NASDAQ being such a nigger
can't even beat sneed&pee

bout mcfucking had it bros

>>58184110
damn my computer would fry trying to process so many words

lost money 3/4 this week. its over

>>58183987
>he bought a xiaomi… car
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>58184078
>probably need war

>>58183443
+2.25%

>>58183987
>launching an EV
>2024
ISHYGDDT

>>58184087
Probably government gibs and wanting to compete with TSLA in China

>>58184136
get an H100 bro

sell x
start selling y
buy z

>markets closed tomorrow

>>58184079
Low liquidity on bid/ask which increases your breakeven. Or we have a large bear market and it expires OTM. But it's still the best way to get leverage, other than long synthetic futures in certain circumstances. I prefer SPY which has the best breakeven, and 3 year expiration dates. You can set the strike at 50% of current price (can survive 50% downturn in market). Generally 1.85x leverage with 1.5% breakeven per year. Or just go deepest ITM for less leverage but lower breakeven. Space the LEAPS out over time, and roll at expiration.

>>58184078
>play holy retard worth nuclear sell lose since opium
>market money buy nuclear need

>>58184181
>trading US steel for Zillow

>>58184190
keke

>>58184123
been eating water for my entire life wheres my house

>>58184094
Oh ok lol thanks

>>58183443
-0.03%
Based Ball season is here.

>>58184123
my ice sandwiches still haven't paid off, maybe I should ditch the bread?

>>58184004
>>58184078
Sister needs to be front and center. Come on folks, we can do better.

you bought calls right anon?

>>58184123
i used to live in my car for about 5 years after high school back in 2014. saved and invest literally everything. unironically the best decision of my life. 10/10 experience but still wouldn't recommend lol

Im down 8% (of my body weight) this year.

First sippy poo of the day. Baseball is back. It's a good day.

>type XXXX into google
>porn
wtf bros

>>58184289
RIP to a real one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mcQfP8k51s

>>58184289
I think I'll have a nice beverage as well anon. Alil knob creek

>>58184308
based Lahey

>>58184267
Why do you say this?

>>58184432
Because she is curious if you did, indeed, buy calls

miners pumping after hours

>>58184495
NEM getting heemed 6%

when i turned 18 i got a letter from the bank, i took the bus there with the letter in the inner pocket of my leather jacket, walked into the bank, high on cannabis and uncombed hair and showed the teller the letter and asked him "can i sell these" to which he replied "yes".

my first securities trade.

>>58184559
That's why you stick to miner ETFs

>>58184559
>>58184600

my mistake, NEM is up after hours, slightly. gold/miners still looking good.

pumping minors after hours

>>58184629

Well, what's the move for Monday?

So the economy actually needs rate hikes to control inflation.
But the fed keeps saying they'll do rate cuts to bait retards into buying in and propping wallstreet up, because pretending the economy is good helps Biden election campaign.
Then will finally increase rates after the election right?

In that case, should I stop buying tech growth stocks in favor of more stable energy and commodities stock?

>>58184653
we pump

>>58184658
they are lying anon
they can raise rates,because that would bancrupt the government
they have no way out

>>58184659
What pumps? SPY? QQQ? I'm not a 0DTE guy

>>58184695
gme

>>58184675
*cant

Newfag here

VOD in UK has 11% dividend yield and is 70p a share. Any reason I shouldn't just grab a few shares of it? That sounds like it'd pay for itself within 2 years if I just sit on it and is the cost of a coffee. Or am I missing something?

>>58184698
Oh shut the fuck up with GME, that thing is dead as fried chicken. I heard enough of this baggie cope when I was trying to trade BBBY... it's pathetic.

I NEED A FUCKIN BLACK SWAN THIS WEEKEND OR MY ACCOUNT IS KAPUT

>>58184675
>3 years ago
>Anon they can't raise rates it will destroy everything.

>now
>Anon they can't cut rates it will destroy everything.

okay

>>58184629
Unfathomably based

>>58184087
One part is the ability to build up an IoT network and get consumers to buy their other products, I think.

>>58184733
Not really if you want to build up a divi porfolio. Obvious downsides is stock could go down, and dividend cut. But lots of people only buy stocks that pay out dividends

>>58184629
>pumping minors after hours

>>58184079
Gain can be lower than buying the actual stock due to greek shenanigans.

>>58184733
An 11% yield on a stock that's down 20% in a year is a losing position. Just look at T to see why yield maxxxxing is not a good idea.

>Thursday night
What can I get you, anon?

>>58184733
Stock has been trending down for over a decade. No point in dividends if you're losing money on the stock.

>>58184847
A shot of half red wine vinegar and half Chartreuse

Take your days off and regenerate
Enjoy your time with the family

>>58184847
Tito's and orange juice my good man. I'm getting drunk tonight. Big time.

Put options on RDDT? Will they dip below $40 next month?

>>58184762
Elaborate on your position

>>58184847
Four (4) White Russians

Another day. I've freely committed tax fraud. Brokerage sent me an amended 1099. I've already filed my taxes and got all that done with. I compared the different 1099s. The only thing that was changed was the dollar amounts of two securities I traded. The math was the same just they'd swapped the totals. Irony; they marked this one security as being changed but in reality nope it wasn't. So I'm not going to redo my taxes. The dollar amounts are still the same. So it's not like I screwed anyone out of anything. Took on a gamble play with BOC. Basically they're a young Berkshire Hathaway clone kinda. However their stock hasn't had time to hit the triple digits yet. Which hey if in 30 years it does hit triple digits well I'll be kicking myself for not bagging more but oh well.

>>58184825
>>58184852
If I were to hold it long enough and assuming the company doesn't implode, is it not essentially guaranteed to pay for itself though, regardless of how the price of the stock itself may rise or fall?

My understanding is the company can choose to not pay dividends if they don't have enough to cover expenses, so it's not absolute obviously. But if I were to hold for 10+ years it would most likely have returned what I paid for and more, if the company isn't gone, no?

I feel like I'm probably missing something.

>>58184994
Enjoy sucking Tyrone’s massive bbc because you didn’t check a box. Be sure to tongue the taint, so he doesn’t kill uou.

>>58184983
We can only do one drink at a time. But we'll make them strong.

>>58185024
>if I were to hold for 10+ years it would most likely have returned what I paid for
Yeah, you're missing the point of investing

Wish I had some friends or something. I’ve built up decent savings for a 30-year-old, but no social life at all. I’d rather be broke and have friends.

>>58184855
That... Sounds oddly kind of good.

>>58184936
What's going on big guy?

>>58185024
If the stock decreases in price, the dividend payout will become smaller.

>>58185044
Didn't mean to get ahead of myself

>>58184855
You should be put to death

>>58184847
I'll have a miller high life and a wild turkey 101 neat thank you

>>58185113
I follow, that makes more sense now.

>>58185083
Find hobbies. Join Crossfit. Join a trading community. How about that. Have you even started to try? Don't pay for anything. If you do pay for entry, then that's not a real community.

Other than that, find friends online. They are OUT there. Especially for people like you and us, our age. Join a fucking MMO, dude. Literally download World of Warcraft or Counter-Strike. Find friends. They are out there.

Do not be afraid of Discord, but be cautious of Discord. Otherwise, join a gym and learn to be social. We are all dealing with this. The Jews have done a number on straight white boys since the 1960s and no one is acknowledging it except us, which means it is up to us to fix it. Fix it.

Investors are still outrageously bearish and fearful of a recession. That's why the pain trade is higher and the S&P is headed to 9000. Let's review the facts:
>year 1 of a 15 year bull cycle
>strongest macroeconomic backdrop in history
>retail sales booming
>housing roaring
>kinetic manufacturing sector
>AGI is here and changing everything
>Trump going to prison
>Biden landslide victory imminent
>consumers flush with cash and eager to pay higher prices
2024 EOY predictions:
S&P 9000
9% real GDP growth
9% ten year yield

>>58185135
Don't knock it til you've tried it.

>>58185083
>I’d rather be broke and have friends.
Stop with the faggot blue pilled talk. Friends are overrated. Keep busy accumulate knowledge and capital and you might end up meeting people that are worthwhile.

>>58185024
Go look at their chart and check the divvy payout amounts across 20 years. You'll notice the amounts going down. You won't guarantee to break even holding onto yields for depreciating assets.

>>58185153
Based WAGIEMASTER!

>>58185167
I love the horse show so fucking much

>>58185154
Honestly if I can get some decent chartreuse again I will try it. I wasn't hip to it for awhile. Had some on a vacation and now I understand and disappointed I never grabbed any when it was a shelf item. Tell the monks to get to getting

>>58185110
>What's going on big guy?
I'm enjoying a beautiful day. Watching some basedball. Liquor is in my belly and I'm feeling great.

>>58185083
Join a boxing or BJJ gym.

>>58185024

>>58185141
Cringe

>>58185267
Accuracy is often cringe to Jews and blacks and people who are small in stature.

>>58185141
crossfit is shit compared to bodybuilding or powerlifting, still better than nothing though, I suppose the team aspect can be worth it for some

>>58185298
>I suppose the team aspect can be worth it
That's literally why he was asking

>>58185279
I'm all of those things

It's amazing how quickly the imps pipe up to deliver hatred to the hopeful. It's weird how that happens.

It's weird how the self-hating end up hating others. It's weird how they need to keep perpetuating.

It's weird how I cut off their heads.

>>58185342
>It's weird how I cut off their heads.
Brutal. In my culture we just keep the tips.

>>58185366
I'm speaking in metaphors. What are you speaking.

>>58185153
>Donald trump blocks your path

>>58185188
As do I. Sadly CHDN still is not a buy for me.

Is it dumb to have more than ~6 months of expenses set aside in a savings account? I feel like my money could be doing a bit more work

The nigger faggots that run the market are coordinating when to pump and when to dump. It's highly illegal but the SEC doesn't know how to catch them. They make plans at in person meetings and use encrypted communication apps.

They are currently pumping the market because they are planning to do a big dump 3 months before the election. They pumped the market so much so they only have to dump SPX to 3800 instead of 2800. They've already planned what levels they will to dump the Dow, Nasdaq, and SPX to and what black swan event will be the catalyst. Again, this is highly illegal but the SEC has no way to catch them.

>>58185315
A gym partner or two would be ideal, but that's obviously a lot harder to find, crossfit still beats running though, so go get em, maybe he could even make some gym frens through that

>>58184733
>VOD
Why VOD tho? I think there are better options.
>cause I believe in Telecom companies
VZ is the best option; TEF if you want a yuro company
>cause high divi yield
Again, there are better options depending on your risk tolerence

It might be over this time

>>58185412
I put my non-gambling money in a savings account too. But they're only giving me 5.5% p.a. for 3 months and 1.5% after that, so I'll need to find something else to put it into.

>>58185422
what crashed 46%? RDDT?

>>58185412
With how bad the job market has been 6 is probably the correct number now.

>>58185380
If you don't love our president then you're welcome to leave the country. We have thousands of newcomers entering everyday, your racist ass won't be missed. Joe Biden guided our economy safely to port and created the strongest US economy in history. Let's review the facts:
>record low unemployment
>record wage growth
>everyone fat & happy flush with cash
>job market booming
>greatest bull market of all time

>>58185412
At least put it in your brokerage as univested cash to earn 5% and can easily transfer out if needed. I've made sure unemployment can pay my bills if needed so I could care less

>>58185412
I think 5k to 10k in savings is all you need. Use SPY as your bank account. Sell ATM covered calls for income if you get fired. Or just sell off some shares.

>>58185412
Yes, like brother just don't have an emergency and shit. Stop being a pussy go all in, or shit and piss in your adult diaper.

WHATS THE WORD!

>>58185473
BIRD

>>58185532
not at bad pick my dude

>>58185398
It does seem a bit overpriced but it may get cheaper soon™

>>58185473
N

How much SQQQ for a 200 IQ nympho entrepreneur tradwife /biz/ gf?

>>58185659
*who is also a redhead

>>58185659
>>58185667
that's just a whore, anon.

>>58185659
Sorry kid, nymphets are reserved for Jewish Hollywood producers.

>>58185681
>he didn't watch the video

>>58185681
>you see a skank

>>58185695
>no my whore has dreams and aspirations n sheeit

>>58185422
Doomer alarmist click bait so he can sales pitch
CTA system

>>58185153
>Investors are still outrageously bearish and fearful of a recession. That's why the pain trade is higher and the S&P is headed to 9000. Let's review the facts:
>>year 1 of a 15 year bull cycle
>>strongest macroeconomic backdrop in history
>>retail sales booming
>>housing roaring
>>kinetic manufacturing sector
>>AGI is here and changing everything
>>Trump going to prison
>>Biden landslide victory imminent
>>consumers flush with cash and eager to pay higher prices
>2024 EOY predictions:
>S&P 9000
>9% real GDP growth
>9% ten year yield

>>58185753
if we get 9% bond yields I am probably going to have to unironically rope

>>58185780
>if

>>58185659
Her pussy unironically disgusted me this morning

RDDT is going to 40 isn't it?

>>58185659
>>58185695
>abusive relationship
>moves to Orlando and jumps into porn
>1st business idea is making soap
>2nd job is themed rental property
>thinks porn will pay off her student loans
That's a shit bird, Bobandy.

>>58184432
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>>58185780
>>58185802
The US government would default long before reaching 9%. They had to implement their emergency bond liquidity program just because the 10 year hit 5%, which is why we've been pumping and the national debt has been mooning.

>>58185834
9% is fine when you have 15% inflation.

>>58185838
Not when bonds start to price in that inflation. Then you're just double fucked.

>>58185852
Feds will buy the bonds sorry kid.

I'm trans.

>>58185981
Buy more RDDT

>>58184079

find the guys who took this advice in 2021 and ask them how they did a couple years later

>>58185659
I just want a nice kind girl who is borderline retarded

>>58184761
>3 years ago
find the difference

>>58186041
O nooooo not a extra 500 billion. Yup we are definitely doomed now. Entire US is gonna fall now. Thank you for this beautiful insight doomer

>>58186041
>Government owes like $200T.
>This negro getting excited over $500B.

>>58186059
no problem
the deficit is literally bigger than the economic growth

>>58186105
MMT?

Today i bought a hard asset for my small business

>>58184305

lol just go to tradingview and type xxxx.

>>58186105
All I hear is government spending=Bullish

>>58186185
your hard asset is small business

sorry anon, you gave me the opportunity and I had to take it

>markets closed for Good Friday
The Jew did this

God is coming.

Aren't you glad that Sir John Stockton invented stocks in 1843 so we can now have these fun threads?

>>58186238
In my ass I hope

>>58184994
I'm drinking a Cherry KO Zero right now
Where's the rest of your holdings?
Go back to posting the full portfolio again!

how are you meant to learn how to trade well when every educator is a shill/retard/grifter/conman

>>58186332
Just buy stocks that will go up retard lmao

What's so good about Friday if it's closed?

>>58182818
some random shitposter on /cmmg/ turned me onto Snowline Gold quite awhile ago, just a ridiculous return so far and it keeps going up

Kek, that was me fren. Snowline has become the #1 buyout target of the gold majors and should go for at least $15US. And with the way gold price is ripping it probably will be a lot higher.

>>58186338
>buy stock
>become bagholder

>>58186332
>zoom out on the weekly
>see if trend is going up, or down, or sideways
>if the former, buy on the pullback

>>58186366
No you only buy the stocks that will go up

I'm new to the stock game and I have money to play around with. Is it stupid to just put $100 in random ass stocks and just leave it for 10 years for fun?

>>58186385
random ass would be dumb, but buying Snowline Gold (no fees at Fidelity) is very smart

>>58186385
If the stock does 10x you're still left with shit. You need to get your account to 6 figures in a core position (like SPY, QQQ, mega cap, or low beta stocks). Build your shit fortress of solitude.

>fall asleep 20 mins before market open
>wake up 12 hours later because I only slept for 2 hours the day before
>find out no Friday market because goycattle need to engage in the ultimate goycattle pasttime of honoring a dead jew on a stick
I'm just so sick of everything.

you guys really need to get a brokerage that allows trading on polish exchanges and buy Sygnity (SGN.WA)

yes this is financial advice

>>58186385
>>58186469
With Snowline he'd get a minimum 3x within a year plus spinout shares in their new company to play again for free

>>58186483
He that loveth silver shall not be satisfied with silver; nor he that loveth abundance with increase: this is also vanity.

did you buyed and holded for the big weekend?
i did...

When will NVDA go up again

Buy gold miners.

>>58185153
>9% ten year yield
would

>>58186385
yes it is stupid, and you won't accomplish anything. improve your income situation first and foremost.

>>58186621
You'll be lumped in with the plebbit video game pawnshop crew forever.

>>58186385
you won't let that money alone for more than 10 days and 10% gains

>>58186385
$100 is pretty much meaningless. Even with an extraordinarily high CAGR of 20% over the course of 20 years, you would only have $4000.

>>58186623
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NRgIOcIZCIY
>They pay attention to the way I fulfill my ambition
>My highest level of strength?
>Never had to show it

>>58186621
2030 if you're lucky.

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntPeHC8z1Og

came three times in a TPE toy today while monitoring my portfolio
bullish?

>>58185448
>>58185153
Fed. Next you'll say invest in a government-backed shitstock like INTC

>>58183958
When they printed 50% of the money supply in a year for several years, what did you think would happen?

>>58185828
alright so, this guy is driving his son right and he says why" did you name menrose" ? then he says, no fhats what the son says right? why did you name my sister rose""? and the dad says "because your mother loves roses" and then he says something else the son does right. and then he says "hitting the casino with ny bros" because thats hjs name get it? because thats what HE loves to do hahaha

>>58186623
This guy gets it

>https://www.npr.org/sections/goatsandsoda/2024/03/27/1239276957/mpox-outbreak-democratic-republic-of-congo-deadlier-strain
SIGA will pump this summer

what's the best futures ticker to follow for brent oil prices in tradingview?

>>58187049
BZ

>>58187045
>They say the current situation represents a triple threat.
>First, the DRC is seeing record numbers. About 400 suspect cases are reported each week – the majority in children. Second, the strain of the virus that's circulating is especially deadly, with up to 1 in every 10 people who get the virus dying. And third, the virus is behaving differently. Scientists say it is not only surfacing in new areas and new populations (including sex workers), but it's also spreading in new ways – including sexually – and evading diagnostic tests.

>>58184847

Fat miku

>>58187212
That's supposed to be fat?

>>58187217
Outside America, yes.

I'm thinking it's time for some femdong again, you nigger faggots

Buy Honda

Modern weapon systems are impressive

>>58187298

>>58187307
Modern femdong is impressive

>starts a non proxy war with Russia
>recovers from 1t debt up to only 100m debt
Hope you are legally retarded anon, if not your ass is getting drafted.

>>58184020
>peak Reddit being bought
kek

Hahahahaha suck it faggots

>>58187324
Reddit has nothing compared to the cocksucking smiggers here

>>58187337

>>58187344

well fuck

>>58187362

>>58187370

>>58187380
Nothing like stabbing some Asian bussy with your cock

>>58187388

>>58187400

That's a Man.

Saving then reporting.

Muh advertisers!

>>58187426
kek

>>58187411

hey can u not

Gonna ride this bull market until the end of the year and then cash out. Finally time to buy a house no kikes involved

>>58187436

the mentally ill faggot got a hold of its meth dealer again....

>>58187441
Kek

>Ethereum has the same market cap as SPY

>>58187466

>>58187464
Fuck you faggot

WTF is happening?!

Is this what you people do when the markets are closed?

>>58187474

>>58187492
You got a problem with it you gay nigger?

>>58187505
Why do you have so much tranny porn on your computer?

>>58187495

>>58187524
Probably would...

>>58184825
You think T is bad?
Check MPW
>t. bag holder

>>58187544
Will you be doing an Easter update video?
Markets are closed tomorrow, don't forget

How do I invest in clown pussy?

>>58187513
Generally speaking, most high test straight men do.

>>58187572
Not sure. We are really busy at work right now. I know I have to work OT tomorrow and maybe Saturday. If not Saturday than yes m, if I have to work Saturday then no. Sunday I will be at my parents house all day so I won't have time.

I always get kinda sad when the stock market is closed and kinda get tempted to buy crypto and then remember that I don't believe in faux money and don't end up buying any

>>58187576
Guess I’m in the minority there

did you boys and (fem)girls remember to invest and hold for easter?

good things will come to those who wait
-pepeticus, 4:20

>>58187575
Ask scoopsies, he's the resident expert on clown pussy.

>>58187650
Mr Rockerfeller I am glad to see you alive. We've recently lost Bang Bang anon, and Ding Ding anon. How do I know when the market is open. Or how much other anons made for the day? It's very worrisome.

>>58187692
This is deeply troubling news indeed. I will make note of this. Without people like bang bang anon and ding ding anon, this place will turn into a chaotic mess in no time.

>>58187692
>lost Bang Bang anon
There's no way...
When did this happen? I miss 3 market opens, and the dude is gone/finito/kaput?
>>58187720
How's the portfolio? Add anything good this week?

>>58187742
LLAP has been amazing, everything else in my portfolio is just crabbing. I hate crabs so much its unreal.

>>58187692
Ding bro was around yesterday. I even remember the post I made for it

>>58187768
>LLAP
You riding it up a bit more, or is this a longterm hold?
>>58187768
>I hate crabs so much its unreal
I bought NTR back in June (2023), and then again last month. So I know a lil something about crabbing, and how much is fucking sucks.
Take a look at NTR, seems like it bottomed.

>ai dashcams
flat and organic trading all week

maybe im just imagining things but it feels like a one whale's been bidding up to 79 cents every time it starts dipping down
or maybe institutions are starting to bite into ai dashcams since it's much lower market cap than either EVLV or REKR but with profitable revenues

>be LUNR
>stock price up thanks to the financial report
>immediately kill the gain by diluting its shares
is LUNR becoming a meme stock EOY?

Oh dang, RDDT options came out today and I missed it! Probably still worth it, $30's is basically a sure thing.

>>58187886
The only question that matters is when is the next launch

>>58187828
I'm at the point where I plan on buying stocks but never plan to sell them. LLAP will be in my portfolio for damn near forever, unless I double up my money.

>>58187886
Looking at the filing, its a bit more complicated than just new shares, but it is concerning at how many shares.

>diluting
why would you put money in a company with built-in theta loss

both companies are ai smallcaps but im only touching the one that isnt diluting on my ass

>>58187968
I hear that :)
Last couple of days were neat.
I do have a price target but I'm only going to take out my initial investment and leave the rest.

>>58187886
I think those are shelf offerings executable only when the share price reaches $11 something.
Not sure though. I'm actually a complete fucking idiot.

>admit you ruined the country's finances
>solution is to clamp down on "right wing conspiracy theories" instead of changing course
How do I short Canada?

You are buy the dip, right anon?

>>58188080
Short the REITs and grocery companies.
yw

Home Depot wagie, its been real shit lately at work. Not only is the price of the fucking plants increasing(Pansies and vegetables like pepper plants went up a whole ass dollar in a year) so much customers are whining and not buying anything, but pic related too. The fuck is this bullshit?

Not to mention that I swear, some weird bullshit is going on. So many coworkers are getting sick(its not flu season anymore so why...?) but customers are getting absurd. We had a junkie try to set up some random farm in the nursery by stealing seed trays, potting mix and throwing random seeds like sunflowers into the peat pots, and water them. Another tweaker was getting high off of canned air sprays in the parking lot and kept scaring customers off until asm chased him off.
Then fucking 5 thieves were stealing, one got pinned down by 3 cops, and another lady that was high on fentanyl was using a scooter and stuffing her backpack full of tools and paint cans.

This shit is getting way too much bros. I'm shorting retail stocks. At least my bbw girlfriend lets me sleep on her belly when I come back home.

>>58188080
>Canadians

they meant Indians right?

>>58188111
You ended up getting that fatty beaner as your girlfriend? Good for you anon. At least i'm sure you're eating good.

>>58188111
effected or affected?

>>58188122
I'm surprised anyone remembers that kek. But yeah we are living together and split the bills since everything is more expensive now. She's also been buying stocks occasionally and no shit we both made $50k in stocks recently due to how batshit the markets have been lately. We're not even that rich.

>>58188159
Damn an /smg/ success story. I am very proud and happy for you anon. You have made it.

>>58188111
>bbw girlfriend
checked
youre living the dream of every guy in his 30s, anon. Enjoy it.
>>58188157
DEI hire typed that up. Cut them some slack, theyre trying to save so they can do share buybacks.

>>58188111
Is it possible the junkies were a distraction for others to start stealing?

As a WMT wagie, I can tell you that theft is at alltime high. Our companies are big and slow to pivot. Earbuds, mens razors, and memory cards are some of our big targets. Organized groups do B&Es for ipads, watches, and phones.

The biggest cost will always be staff. That was the motive for self checkouts. Picrel sounds like a good way to combat some theft from SCO, that way it filters people who dont have it. Our lunchroom has a placard for Walmart ID, which is internal for staff, but as a tech driven retailer, the writing is on the wall.

>>58188080
Literally long USDCAD
As a Canadian with investments denominated in USD, I'm having a great time
Did you know when Trudeau got elected, his finance minister knew little about it?

>>58188080
the united states and canada will balkanize within 10 years. long texas, hawaii, and quebec; maybe new hampshire and alaska.
screencap this btw

>>58185165
Fuckin BASED and right the fuck on pilled. Friends are for FAGGOTS. The best real friends a real man can have are NATGAS AND OIL. The next best real friends a real man can have are those who teach them about NATGAS AND OIL.

>>58188238
>quebec
>long quebec
FUCK YOU
YOU FUCKING NIGGER
FRENCH QUEERS WILL BE ****** AND A MASSIVE FUCKING TITANIUM WALL WILL BE ERECTED AT THE MANITOBA/ONTERRIBLE BORDER
But I do agree on the balkanization comment. Kinda "on the wall", you know?

>>58185413
This sounds about right.

it's a long weekend folks gtfo out of this thread and touch some grass or some pussy

Just got cut off from OT short the Federal Government

>>58188203
Its possible, a few months before I started working there, a gang of thieves did a big heist and stole some of those big ass Ryobi driving lawnmowers with a fucking trailer. Just cut the thick security cables, loaded all of that shit around 5am and were gone in 20 minutes.

Each of those were $8000 msrp if I recall right.

I’m buying again on Monday. I didn’t hold over the resurrection of Jesus Christ.

I can't recall the details but a good many months or maybe even a year or so ago BANG BANG BANG BANG Anon said he had some sort of chronic illness.

I'm finally getting back into my 401(k) and IRA. Stopped contributing for 6 months to stack $36k in an emergency fund and pay off ~$20k of moderate interest debt. I'm also doing intermittent fasting and I've lost about 25 pounds over the last month and a half.
Feels fucking good bros.

>>58188159
>and no shit we both made $50k in stocks recently due to how batshit the markets have been lately
So a home depot wagie and mexican mamacita made 50k each (100k total) in the past couple months. QQQ is up 10% YTD, and 42% 1Y. Of course you both had 6 figure accounts to start with and outperformed the market. HD must pay well.

MARA has triple the PE of CORZ and 10x the market cap. I don't give a shit if CORZ just came out of bankruptcy, as far as I'm concerned that's cleaning house for how big a miner they are. Give me one reason not to go all before the halving.

>>58188534
>looking at P/E instead of PEG

>>58188489
Inb4 Nvidia lol, I think you spotted gottem. I myself have made 50k this year, by putting in 35k last year on crypto when it began surging. I dont see a Home Depot guy casually plunking down 35k. Especially stocks and not YOLO buttcoin plays.

Millennial, it's time to rise the fuck up!

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=BtKQ9F4rIII&si=u-2jFhokpTJob27-

>>58188604
Mr Rockerfeller I've heard tales of your 9k bonus check. What will you be investing in?

>>58188604
That's him officer. That's the man who bought my bags.

>>58188489
Not 50k each, we're too poor to make that much, it was 50k for both of us combined. I should have been more specific.

>>58188630
>>58188630
Im gonna drop $2k more into NYCB

>>58188111
Hold onto your butts, we're about to go /weimar/. Hope you bought a few years' worth of nonperishable food.

>>58188159
my dad was killed by a spic bitch and you will probably be killed too when she decides you have enough shit worth stealing be wary of her and her friends.

>>58188699
and don't put ANYTHING in her name especially something like a house this is just an honest warning.

>>58188699
>>58188705
Christ man, what happened to your dad? I fucking hate spics goddamn

>>58188709
I don't want to give too many details since the legal proceedings are ongoing but essentially she killed him for his stuff and framed it as a suicide. She also got away with it. Circumstances as well as the timing were absolutely unreal and couldn't have made things more obvious, luckily they did it somewhere where the cops are extremely corrupt.

The lesson here is don't abandon your people like he did. Don't be a retarded race traitor nigger or you will die like a retarded race traitor nigger and you will deserve it.

>>58184078
>10k
>doesn't refer to the 10k or 10q
It's over for /smg/

>>58188716
That's fucking horrible, I'm so sorry anon. Hopefully she ends up in a cartel video.

>>58183958
Leave California.

Yields...

>>58188759
rate hikes fucking when im bored

>>58188771
I know 2022 with the rate hikes and the bear market were really fun to watch all the long only people lose their shit, while the bobos posted kino music in the slow threads.

LEVI and PVH should drop next week. Apparel companies have gotten cooked this year outside of Torrid.

So I found out that I'm not getting arrested for knocking a nigger out at a bar but the bar did tell me I'm suspended for 1 year from going there. If I wasn't a regular they were just going to ban me for life. I posted about this a week ago.

>futures

>>58188789
>pic
we may or may not get rate hikes but i rate those tights 9%/10

>>58188876
based. now go to jim instead bar for one year so next year you can knock negros out more efficiently

bretty gud today otherwise

>>58188894
gooooooood morning saar

>>58183958
>the dollar is worthless garbage
Welcome to America. The dollar is everything. You are the useless garbage

>>58188789
her reflection is looking the wrong way and this is seriously bothering me
Captcha: JPYXS

>>58184022

My GDXU bags are getting lighter

baking

>>58188951
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>>58187029

Shoop this into an Oil Baron and Gold Miner.

>>58188977
based

>>58188716
yeah that's like instant game over, minorities think they're like anime characters or some shit when they're really jus baseless people

>>58188460
>intermittent fasting

Any heart palpitations?

>>58187049
If youre going to trade intraday, buy the commodities feed. Otherwise, there's feed from FX exchanges that have oil/gold, etc.