/biz/ - Business & Finance

>futures

kek nvda baggies

These futures are bullish as fuck.

2hu sex
my portfolio is so green today it's unreal

Well I've only been at my new job for 6 months and today we got bonus checks. I was given a cool $9k for my efforts. I try and tell you NEET chuds that making yourself valuable to your employer through hard work and loyalty pays off. The boomers were right. Pulling yourself up by your bootstraps works. Quit being lazy basement dwellers and go out there and make something of yourself. I got a bonus check on my first month working there of $100. On my 3rd month there I got a bonus check for $1k, and now $9k after only 6 months. Don't let the Marxist anti-work grifters drag you down.

>>58176605
>futures are bullish
Until theyre not...
Because theyre not...
>>58176612
>off-topic posting
Oh, how is that $400 NYCB position doing? I feel like you could be given $50,000 and still find a way to be a broke slob.

>>58176612
i've been working for the same company for two years and have had 0 raises and one $100 bonus despite being more reliable and competent than almost everyone else there
clearly there's more going on here than MUH HARD WORK you jewish faggot
now stop posting this awful bait in every thread

Robinhood removed $DJT

>>58176624
>Because theyre not...
Extremely bullish. +1% SPY tomorrow minimum.

>>58176612
Fucking hell, I got $600 and I have a galaxy brain meme job.

General Electric

>>58176654
Well I suppose that's what you get for trading a meme p&d using a meme broker.

>>58176652
I second, although I’m a part timer. I’m immensely valuable to my boss because he loses his shit when I get sick or have something important come up. I have only missed one day of work, with a warning btw, since I started there. Under the previous manager I also came in every time I was called in. He just keeps expecting more out of me but deflects when I ask for something like cutting my hours or talking to his boss about a raise. But I’m part time so.

>>58176612
Thanks for all your hard work john-chan

t. a happy shareholser

>>58176624
>off topic posting
Is this not business and finance related?
>>58176652
Threaten to leave if you don't get a raise. If they tell you to kick rocks, you are either easily replaceable or a shit employee and don't know it.
>>58176742
Blessed post, enjoy this Jewish blessing upon your portfolio for the next 3 months

Friendly reminder gold has started its bullrun. Noone talks about it and those who do are dismissed as goldbugs.

Don't fade it. Buy gold miners.

>>58176612
BLESSED
A
SEETHING NIGGERS STAY MAD
E
D

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt40ePfMYc4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BOyqbs-oJ04

>>58176594
I don't understand why anyone would even buy at these prices. The market cap is INSANE, and all the momentum seems to have fizzled out. I am also not buying into the whole new paradigm narrative either. Even if AI is real, nvidia is not worth it's current valuation.

>>58176767
The thread is stock market related, thus the title being "Stock Market General". So the rules of "business and finance" do not apply, as the more accute topic; is STOCK MARKET.
Not your fucking lame job, you fat fucking loser. This is NOT your personal blog, and it stopped being funny when you stopped making videos worth watching; while I drank and got high.
NOW STOP FUCKING POSTING YOUR INANE SHIT YOU FUCKING LOSER
>>58176770
>Buy gold miners.
I sold all my physical gold, last week. Did I really just fuck myself?

>>58176669
Based. Literally half my portfolio for the past year.

>>58176612
not bad john. you should always consider the opportunity costs though. while you've been busy doing grunt work in a depressing sweat dungeon, i've been generating anime girls with ai in my personal studio, and now have a portfolio that - by some estimates - could be approaching 8 figures in value. i'm glad you got something for your efforts, but what you really need is some perspective. most everyone else here is using the latest technology to amplify the value of their intellectual labor, while you rent yourself out as a disposable robot for hard use.

>>58176809
>>58176669
Zoom out though. You might want to watch out.

Don't give these Yiddish charlatans the dopamine they crave, especially during the week of Easter
>>58176624
>Oh, how is that $400 NYCB position doing? I feel like you could be given $50,000 and still find a way to be a broke slob
Based

>>58176767
>Threaten to leave if you don't get a raise
i considered this but it's a small branch of a bigger company and the people who decide the budgets don't work here and don't care about people leaving (because they're losing money hand over fist) so it would be a futile gesture
i have been looking for other work but the job market here is saturated with indians so i'm stuck for the time being

>tfw TMF is lookin pretty hot rn
Do I go b*lls deep on TMF calls?
>>58176817
>Yiddish charlatans
Based
Christ is king, brother. We all know this to be concreted fact.

>>58176803
Being deliberately rude to me will not pry out any of my stock secrets anon. Now apologize for your behavior.
>>58176812
That's pretty based. Keep fighting the good fight.
>>58176824
Sounds like you just work for a bad company. Not a rare thing, you definitely should look elsewhere. The type of work you specialize in will make a big difference though

My order for SNOW executed on robinhood 15 minutes ago with their 24 hour market. Yes, more SNOW for my snowball.

>I have got to ask
what the fuck is an ftx coin and what is ftx?
I actually know what a blockchain is, I understand smart contracts are code stored on the blockchain ledges that can be executed, I know there is some retarded MSTR thing that is way overvalued. I see the efficacy of the tech-- not the value.
I have no fucking clue what this bloomberg article is sayan. What the loosh is an FTX, why are its profits up or something. I have stared the book Number Go Up (the authors humor expressed in the R U IN documentary does competently xfer over to his prose in the book), but most of what I have read so far is stuff about USDT and I have personal concerns about the lighting network's vulnerabilities.

>>58176612
>I hope I never have the misfortune of seeing you talk about this trash in another one of your blogposts

>>58176931
Well that's because you simply don't have any personal victories to talk about because you aren't applying yourself correctly. What you are feeling right now is commonly known as jealousy. Winning at life isn't really that hard, the problem is you haven't put in even a little effort into improving your situation and have settled for slandering successful people to feel better. If you let go and accept advice, I can make you successful too

>The Baltimore bridge collapse is set to disrupt global trade, including metals, fossil fuels and grains, per Bloomberg

Ruh roh raggy

>>58176971
bullish

>>58176971
its ai video

>>58176971
From what I've read, it'll primarily impact heavy vehicles (cars, trucks, farm equipment, etc). It's the largest roll-on roll-off port in the country, meaning it's designed for boats to just pull up and have the vehicles drive themselves off without a crane. Ripple effects would be higher car prices and potentially higher food prices (from farm equipment) or logistics costs from trucking (if it's more difficult to replace trucks and parts, you'll be stuck with older models that are more likely to have breakdowns/faults/etc).

>>58176910
Ask somewhere else.

r8 my strat. going for boring but safe

>6 month emergency fund
>401(k): 16% company DC, 10% roth contributions. might push it to 15%
>roth IRA: DCA $7k
>DCA leftovers into VTSAX

>>58177029
>From what I've read
so just a bunch of horseshit...ok!

r8 my strat. going for boring but safe

>6 month emergency fund
>401(k): 16% company DC, 10% roth contributions (might push it to 15%) 100% VFINX. about $200k
>roth IRA: DCA $7k 100% VTSAX
>DCA leftovers into VTSAX, about $4k
>$1500 in i-bonds
>10 oz gold, 150 oz silver
>4 rolexes
>only debt is $30k left on 0% car and $300k left on 2.25% mortgage

>>58177125
>not 50% NYCB shares and 50% GME puts
It's like you aren't trying.

>>58177087
If you are young, vtsax is a bad choice. Read lifecycle investing, and buy index funds with leverage.

>>58177137
I said BORING BUT SAFE. I FOMOd $500 into GME at the top like a retard and I'm still hanging onto it as a reminder of my hubris
>>58177143
>If you are young, vtsax is a bad choice. Read lifecycle investing, and buy index funds with leverage.
What's the cutoff? I'm 33 with two kids

>>58177150
I'm personally staying at 3.5x until 40, tapering to 2.5x by 50, 1.5x at 60 and then 0.5x by 70. After that, pure treasuries.

>>58177187
>I'm personally staying at 3.5x until 40, tapering to 2.5x by 50, 1.5x at 60 and then 0.5x by 70. After that, pure treasuries.
Don't you get fucked if the market goes sideways?

>>58177192
Yes but so what? Average return is better, and break even at 10th pct. I do better in 9/10 outcomes. And I can always make more money from my job.

I'm happy to wait a few decades to get 50 million dollars.

I JUST FELL IN LOVE WITH A PORN VIDEO AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I'm starting to think P Diddy gets into some weird shit.

>>58177192
Also, what are realistic returns for sideways?

> Buy VTI on margin
Yoy pay interest on the margin loan while still collecting dividends. Margin interest is tax deductible.

> Buy DITM LEAPS on SPY and roll every two years
Low risk of losing most of your capital. Major risk is high LTCG tax for rolling frequently. Still not bad.

> Buy UPRO or SSO
Low barrier to entry, very liquid, and pretty close to 2x and 3x objective. No tax penalty to hold long term.

> Long ES futures.
Only risk is interest lost during rolling, but otherwise super liquid and 60/40 straddle tax treatment. Only lose interest.

The real danger is that your broker gets hacked or you get divorced or some shit. Don't be greedy, but think positive and focus on getting more money.

> t. Boring rich guy

>>58177206
based. i hope it works out for you. which funds are you in specifically?

>>58176770
You'll be buying high though.

>>58176569
How do I short DJT and RDDT?

>>58177231
SPY and SPX options mainly. I stopping buying vfinx and vfiax after getting fucking furious about missing out on some 4% up days waiting for the EOD for my trade to fill. Vti and voo are better in every conceivable way

Rest of your stuff looks fine, but you should be doing the mega backdoor Roth IRA conversion. You can front load that hard, get 28k a year in there, and then take the principal money out after 5 years. It's the best tax loophole and it's there on purpose.

>>58177259
Sell the shares. You will have -100 shares in your account.

I just found out the office twink is not only a cosplay enthusiast, he also has a gf(female). Idk how to act on this information.

I'm making money? How is this possible?

>>58177277
Go for it anon. We only survive to devour qt twinks. Make him wear a yellow sundress.

>>58177277
fuck him right in the bussy it's what jesus would want

>>58177287
>t.

>Germany February retail sales -1.9% vs +0.3% m/m expected
I'm sure this is bullish. Especially for Zalando that did +5% yesterday

what a beautiful fucking day to wage

>>58177217
Bros, she just started talking about how she wants to get into porn to raise startup capital for her home goods business (which of course she knows the chemistry on how to synthesize all the products herself) which she plans to run from her rural cabin homestead in Sequim, WA because she hates big cities, and how she also plans to do that while studying to become a CPA, and how she wants to get into international accounting because she speaks all these foreign languages. It hit me right in the feels. I guess I feel a little bit better knowing that perfect women do actually exist somewhere out there, but holy shit.

>>58177332
anon.............you must stop.

>>58177332
disgusting get help

well fellow frens? pic title related

>>58177341
>>58177345
She was literally describing an even more perfect of the tradwife wojak ideal than the meme itself.
>tfw no 200 IQ nympho entrepreneur redhead tradwife gf
I could have saved her bros...

>>58177361
youve created her in your mind, shes not like this. shes not real. dont !

>>58177368
You could tell by the way she talked that she obviously had a genius level intellect. S-should I link the video? They discuss business and finance for the first 30 minutes.

>>58177379
no dont ! anon dont go down this path. it could never work. there are so many fish in the sea.

>>58177379
yes link it. lets see this whore

>it's Pearl

>>58177382
>>58177399
>jannies don't delete, the first 30 minutes are about business and finance
https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5f2a105ea785d
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58177415
Don't want to go on pornhub, take a screenshot of her and post pls.

>>58177431
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58177415
I can see the appeal

>>58176612
>I can't believe John Rocker the janitor got a bigger bonus than mine

>>58176971
Did they reveal who was steering the boat at the time of crash??

Smiggers simping for a literal pornwhore. It's so over.

>>58177456
A poo, the entire crew was poos >>58177415
Dude stop this isn’t good for you

>>58177445
Judging from that picture she's mid. Hair is appealing, I admit I also have a weakness for redheads. But her hair is confusing me a little, as the top appears to be natural, but some strains on the side look dyed. Either way it's hard to tell on camera sometimes.

>>58177415
>>58177445
>themed vaction rentals
>homesteading, making soap
>starts porn 1 week after moving to Orlando
>porn for startup capital
Yeah that's a real smart lady you have there.

>>58176612
Sounds like lunch is on you today. I’ll have the Giro with fries and a large KO.

>>58177415
its over

>>58177445
>looks 15
I see why you are so obsessed with her.

>>58177529
15 isn't pedophilia you faggot

>>58177529
? You people are blind as fuck. I swear a lot of you have legit learning disabilities and can't for the life of you estimate someone's age even remotely accurately. She's 24, minimum.

>8am
>Check VUSA while having breakfast
WOOOO

I'm selling. I was kidding before but i'm out now.

>>58176803
>I sold all my physical gold, last week. Did I really just fuck myself?
No. On the contrary, you liberated your money so you can now reenter gold on leverage, aka gold miners.

>>58177415
>/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58177581
>aka gold miners.
Are you guys actually retarded? Miners have huge costs. Just because gold goes up doesn't inherently mean they'll also moon. Look at impala platinum etc. Platinum is only 200-300$ lower and these companies are getting HEEMED. Or Anglo Platinum. Platinum was at 1300, now 900. Anglo went from 125 to 37

Gold royalties like Franco Nevada might profit more off of it, as they just make money because gold is being bought/sold. They don't mine.

>>58177607
Yes anon, thats how leverage works. Your gains are amplified and so are your losses.

>>58177620

>>58177415
Classic euro /smg/.

Yields...

>>58177415
where you from anon? why so enamored

good morning. is the US market completely closed tomorrow or open half day ?

>>58176654
Still available at E*trade but I’m not taking any chances. Any long holds that haven’t gained at least 8% are getting redeemed today and I’m buying as much trump bucks as possible. Move quick while they’re still able to be purchased.

>>58177788

>>58177415
18 year old with roast beef already and you fell in love a new low for /smg/

https://files.catbox.moe/ub9tq6.png

hey guise i just got tickets to p didney worl
anyone wanna go with?

Soo I think I'm going in on DWAC tomorrow. Someone stop me before I make a bad decision. Fomo is hurting my soul..

>EU cocoa went from 5,2k to +8k just in march.
If they don't exclude that from PPI, it's over.

Aah, who am I kidding. They will cut even if inflation remains goes back above 3% yoy in EU.

>>58177907
Draghi will come out of his grave and eat Lagarde before that happens.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB2CM2ngpQg

>>58177921
ECB is currently doing whatever it takes to pump the markets

>>58177029
In addition to causing significant delays in general transportation up/down the east Coast forcing more traffic onto already congested dc

>tfw your sneaky link wants you to jack off wearing her sporty panties that she wears to the gym

Absolutely bullish today

>markets closed for good friday
The jew did this

>>58177932

>>58177937
It isn't closed til friday.. today is Thursday

>>58177937
Yeah, why did Jesus need to die on a friday? Couldn't he pick a saturday for that? As his last wish?

Cocoa

>>58177932
Post her penis

>>58177950
too soon, anon...

>>58177961
We've been waiting more than 2000 years for the apocalypse and it was said it would soon arrive. So, since it hasn't arrived yet, the joke also can't be too soon.

Worth it to short MPW? Their leading client was forced to spin off something to pay bills... But they still aren't pulling up revenue so the client is still distressed.

And just like that EU recovered. France even up big on the day. What the fuck? Is this actually Weieurope?

What does Diddy know? Why is homeland security raiding a private citizens house? All while Nancy Pelosi insider trades with immunity

>Italy's weekly RSI is 85

>>58178011
Rise up pastafarians, Caesar is back

>>58178009
Sometimes a glownigger asset has to be cleared away before they get too uppity

>>58177883
I don’t think you can actually buy DWAC anymore.

Talk about options strategies, SMG.

>>58177950
You really should blame the Romans for this.
>>58178009
It was found out he kept a client list. You think he would have learned his lesson.

This has to be the worst /smg/.

>>58178103
>You really should blame the Romans for this.
The Romans may have swung the hammer, but the Jews are wholly responsible for the execution.

>>58177445
>be born with traits that only 1% of the population has. Immediately goes out of her way to devalue the genetic lottery ticket she won.

I’m am very partial to red heds with porcelain skin and it kills me to see this shit. Why do they do this?

>>58178112
The current SMG is always the worst.

gold

>>58178158
Agreed. They haven’t changed much after all this time.

>>58178175

Gold keeps rising while my miners shit the bed. What gives

>>58178246
>>58177581
>>58177607
>>58177620
>>58177625
lol

>>58177958

>her
>penis

>>58177907
>Cocoa is no longer a part of truflation because noone eats chocolate anymore and would make Biden look bad

>>58178084
I sell OTM covered calls on stocks I already own. Don’t get too crazy and keep it conservative. I Don’t earn a lot of money but a few hundred a week is not bad. Reinvest money in more shares. On the put side I do the same with cash I already have. Basically a wheel strategy with SOXL. Be cautious with meme stocks. You can make some good money but you got to have a good exit point and stick to it.

Anyway, no bailout. Suffer xhuds.

>>58178330
>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

Tru, gonna use carob powder now

>>58178344
>number gets to high
>this hurts people
>we factor in the pain
>this helps people?
mission accomplished.

This isn't even the real ATH

>>58178246
its worse that with gold rising everything else in real life becomes more expensive lol

>>58178371
Double Top.

I recently opened a roth ira account and I've been putting everything into FZROX. Is it fine to keep doing this or should I sell and invest in a stock that doesn't lock me to Fidelity?

>>58178334
what's the deal with covered calls? you hold a stock but you also think it wont go up? whats the thought process here

>>58178344
>Here, vor you! You vill adhere to your truvlation approved diet.

>>58178395
it works and its pretty easy to sell that later if you want. It's the same as if you bought the FSKAX which would lock you in as well.

You're missing some international, a lot of anons are fans of VT for that reason

should I slurp NatGas?

>>58178335
china is going to just repeat the great depression like the us did and realize that gov is always controlled by capital and if capital doesnt get its way the whole country plummets. communist countries are uninvestable for the reason the gov goes after capital for useless proles.

>>58178468
Ok, I guess I'll just stick with it for now.
>You're missing some international, a lot of anons are fans of VT for that reason
I'll probably pick a few more to invest in but I'm new to this so I want to take things slow. I also plan on opening a regular brokerage account once I max out my 2024 contributions.

>>58178508
smart anon, you're buying a low cost total market index for america which is a fantastic start

>>58178334
Give me a general play with SOXL. The ETF is 3x leveraged so you really have to go a bit otm else get assigned. I want to see your strat at the current price with next Friday expiry.

>>58178084
Iron Condore with blue chip, beta mega-cap stocks all ODTE's. Same with SPX, NDX, SPY and QQQQ. Can play it safe and pick options that are more like 25 to 20 Delta but your profits will be smaller. The whole point is to minimize risk. If your balls are larger then 33 - 30 Delta with your sell call and put with a few buy call and puts a few strikes out. Reward is greater but your risk is greater.

Depending on movement, you can do call/put spreads to minimize risk as well.

>>58178371
inflation adjusted s&p?

>>58178498
Both UNG and BOIL will wreck you with their decays. Wanna fuck with rolling contracts?

>that drop in £ vs the $

baltimore bridge collapse hurts china more than it does america
think about where what goes into the port comes from

>>58178583
europe is actually fucking dying
even japan managed to climb back up after its fundamentals stopped being folded 1000 times

>>58176701
Is this pic a subtle allusion to the MOASS? Is it finally happening bros?

>>58178596
European Farmers are literally spraying shit on the highways and refusing to farm because their governments.

Local American governments are literally driving up to farms with checks and saying "WE NEED YOU!" and designating land as permanent farmland that is not allowed to be turned into housing.

Feels great being an OIL baron

>>58178588
>Muttistan has no industry
>Muttistan craves for chinese products
>now those products have to travel longer
>price for those products will increase because of that
>this somehow hurts Chayna
It's like saying Ever Given hurt China, when it actually hurt EU and NA.
Economics 101.

>>58178655
EU pays money to big farm land landowners tho.

>>58178555
yes, adjusted to late 2021 dollar

>>58178655
Yeah, we don't even have guns like you and we can still revolt. What the fuck do you actually have them for?

>>58178687
>>58178371
i think that it will crab sideways and make a cup and handle and go higher

>>58178666
that's how it works, farming is one of those industries that is absolutely critical to shit like food inflation staying down. Imagine if all the tariffs and shit as well went away and they green energied it with regulations which is happening now

you'd essentially see all western farmers go bankrupt due to cheap global food and create a horrifying vulnerability

>>58178698
that's not what it's about.
it's about big landowners getting paid for owning land
the absolute state

As Jesus died for our sins (at least they say so) the market today dies for Powell's sins. But since the market is not Jesus, it will not be resurrected

>>58178689
People own guns for different reasons

>>58178795
Yes, but the reason you are allowed to is part of your constitution. Without that, you wouldn't be able to as easily.

grew my portfolio from 250 to 254 in about 10 seconds scalping dow jones

>>58178844
Checked. Okay

>>58176612
never show your face in /lit/ again

Is today going to go up or down?

>>58178344
>Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread.
This method deliberately understates inflation. If they were honest, they'd use a basket of goods based on tastes and preferences independent of price. Reducing the index weight of bread specifically because it got more expensive is shockingly incorrect. They're not really measuring inflation at all.

>>58178856
/lit/ sounds pretty gay so I am sure he belongs there like baggie in the mahjong threads

>futures

>>58178868
easter pump

I told you guys MPW would pump and I told you guys WBA would tank today, no one listens, I dont even listen to myself and thats why im poor

>>58178847
easy come easy go

>>58176652
Get a new job then boi, sometimes the MUH HARD WORK includes working on networking to gain better employment down the line.

>>58177447
lmao

>>58178973
im at 256 now

might read up on scalping desu just been gambling addiction doing it but been getting lucky so far

>>58178446
You sell options to degens. Literally what the big fish do. If it expires itm you sell them so don't do anything brash. But I can imagine selling sqqq options daily to be lucrative.

>>58176569
Check out my touhou imageboard, the password is aspirin
As you can see, I'm cold calling.

>>58178997
Keep in mind you aren't selling options to degens, you're selling them to professional market makers who use very sophisticated modeling to price those options such that they make more money than they lose. That's who's on the other side of every single option trade. It's not impossible to make money in the long run for retail but it isn't as easy as it looks

should i stop investing in stocks and invest in my own business instead? concrete construction, ive done most of the paperwork to get legit, just need to pay for business insurance

>>58179058
yea start a business fuck stocks

>>58179058
well, how else you plan to get it off the ground? kinda retarded question dont you think

I miss him bros

>>58178655
>designating land as permanent farmland
idk where I live this just means low density housing with the occasional hey field.

>>58179087
and his little snarky post when he hit it on the nail.

>F

>>58179087
The poem anon funeral broke me. I can't take another loss.

Today is going to be a day where the bears make their counter attack retaking the Q's and executing the SPY while adjusting their supply lines to position themselves for a full assault on the AI trannies and homosexual dogs of the DOW.

>>58179112
>poem anon funeral
explain pls, who dis?

>>58178446
you sell a call because you don't think the stock will go up beyond the strike price, but you hood shares so you can deliver shares if you get assigned from the stock going above the strike price.
you can use covered calls in 2 ways:
1. sell calls at or near the money to generate more income at the risk of lower capital gain if assigned
2. sell calls out of the money to get greater capital gain if assigned but for less premium income
so for example if you're building a portfolio of stocks to hold, you might sell a way otm call for beer money with the idea that it expires and the premium is free money. or if you have a fat pile of cash you're trying to live off of, you might sell atm covered calls for income from fat premiums.

>>58179124
God I hope so.

>>58179125
poem anon
the anon that wrote poems
he died of monkeepox

>>58179125
Poem Anon was a great man. Albeit a lonely man. He made a lot of money in tech and lived in Seattle. His poems spoke to the depressed soul inside. A self aware, introspective, anxious soul. RIP King.

Bye, Poem Anon
I miss you, and you poems
Your words still remain

>Want to jump into the SPY but have a bad sense that a 2022 correction is coming once the FED cuts rates

>>58177746
Imagine the smell.

>>58179171
we're going up until the heads of the federal reserve apologize for insider trading and dump their stocks. Don't think they'd do it twice? Why the fuck wouldn't they

>>58179124
I went cash gang yesterday so I expect a 2% spy gain day.

>>58179087
He was fixing potholes on the bridge

>>58179151
>he died of monkeepox
I thought that only infected gay black men.

>>58179087
murdered by india

gone but not forgotten

>>58179192
we was too shy to talk to women and got coerced by an aggressive american negro. many such cases

you bought calls right anon?

>>58179171
Buy SPY and O this way you win either way

>>58177230
Which of these made you rich ? How much did you start with and contribute over tim

>>58178246
my cock rises while your mom shits the bed

>>58178534
What I do when the price is rising is sell a put with the reasonable expectation it won’t fall below my strike price. Now if it looks like I will get assigned i will either roll it forward or accept the assignment and then sell covered calls. (run a wheel). Either way my cash does get locked up for a few weeks. I only do this with cash I don’t need at the moment. I don’t sell on margin.

Bobo thinks we are crashing... nono continue rebalancing the sheets. No continue to staying hiding we need Bobo to fill our bags for the next leg up. Yes thank you for your service... Bang Bang Anon.

>>58179139
>you sell a call because you don't think the stock will go up beyond the strike price
okay so its basically the same logic as yield farming in crypto
picking pennies in front of oncoming truck, only the truck hitting you is missed opportunity instead of getting rekt completely

Buy more AMZN, Google, Microsoft or V?

>>58179253
MSFT

It's Joever

WHERE THE BANGS BITCH

lego anon needs to hold another funeral for banganon

BANG BANG BRO
COME HOME

>>58179262
He and dinganon likely both perished in the great Baltimore Bridge Collapse of '24.

>>58179253
V and MA

>>58179162
I’m holding out hope for a resurrection of poem anon. Hopefully he is out there somewhere getting stronger.

news:
>french >state-owned company hired by US govt to expand enrichment of uranium in US
>michigan given conditional loan (about $1.5 billion) to restart palisades NPP first successful restart
>newly elected president of eu investment bank (EIB) voices willingness to increase investment into nuclear
>seething "green activitsts" want to revoke nuclear's taxonomy as being green in eu

nuclear energy play to wagmi:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70-80 dollars (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium will be classified as clean (at least in eu)
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom (ticker: KAP) warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to pandemic and rising economic tensions west is becoming more open to home-sourced uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

relevant tickers (this isnt a short term play, youre in it until 2030 at least)
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
bonus pick: Boss Energy in Australia, but my broker has me cucked out of that market

notable risks
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>"climate activist" protests

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkO2hzXluU

not investment advice or something or other like that

>>58179209
Who is your daddy and what does he do?

I'M GETTING FUCKED HERE
(AND NOT IN A GOOD WAY)
>>58179291
lol things have only gotten worse for poem anon

my SOUN doin a lil sumn sumn

is the stock market finally dead

Is bears computer going out of business?

Puts on DD, DB, GPS, and RKT.

>>58179248
>instead of getting rekt completely
That would be selling puts or naked call shorts.

Looking bulish today. Probably back test (red) previous TL but we may chatter for a sec and boom up.

The way people soured on NVDA over the last few weeks is genuinely ridiculous. They come out and announce they're producing one of the most advanced computer systems literally ever and....people sell the stock. Lol. So many losers are going to be butthurt when it hits 1000+

SOFI has nowhere to go but up.

>>58179342
Its going back to below $500 before it goes back above $1000.

>>58179356
Lmao absolutely not

>>58179269
it's so over...

>>58179342
AMD forded the moat.

>>58179342
I firmly believe its a Jew campaign to shake as many paperhands out as possible and get cheapies. Anyone who bought at 800+ is easy pickings, but if you've been holding since last year why sell now?

>>58179321
Based ty sir. Those all look like good swings.

I haven't finished looking at finviz this morning was thinking about swinging big for a 30-40 dte swing.

>>58179366
nvda ignorers really dodged a bullet there eh

>>58179342
>They come out and announce they're producing one of the most advanced computer systems literally ever
imagine falling for jewish tricks like this lmao

>>58179342
kek baggie

>>58179391
Ooops forgot chart

Can DJT get to 100 or 120 today so I can just sell it god damn. daddy needs some quick bucks

Chicago PMI
actual 41.4
forecast 46

>>58179342
It's a great company, and Jensen is a great CEO, but I still don't like these prices. Bring it back down to 600, and I'll slurp.

>>58179342
>+340%
Sold it all at 940 and never looked back. Stay mad baggot.

>NVDA spiking

>>58179394
This wasn't an accident. We've been expecting exactly this to happen but we were expecting it to happen a few months ago.

>>58179398
What's the "trick" you fucking luddite?

>>58179387
100%. No way in hell that Big Money suddenly decided in March 2024 that NVDA is done making money.

>>58179424
>I don't like these price
compared to what???

>>58179422
This will be pilpuled into good news. You know this bobo. The market will do good until counterop takes the WH. Where is your pattern recognition ?

>>58179342
They soured because that news meant that the current chips are worthless for AI and will hurt sales in the short term.until the new chip sees wide scale distribution. Cramer in a moment of legitimate journalism not seen in this age rightfully pointed out that the new NVDA chip basically means all the companies who bought those chip basically lost money which could cause a short term dip in NVDA earnings.

>>58179440
It was just a little cope while I waited for yesterday's high to be broken.

>>58179439
this nigga over here really thinking big money aint the jews

>RDDT

>>58179439
>What's the "trick" you fucking luddite?
I'm a tech worker LMAO
let me know when LLMs (large LANGUAGE models) can actually drive robots and, more importantly, when the robots are useful and cheap

>>58179453
Well I love you regardless. I am a bobo at heart because of causation, reality and antisemitism. However we have to keep dancing until the black horseman gets here.

>>58179467
>can actually drive robots
I've been hooking them up to mine for years now.

>>58179453
Bobo bad data is good for the market good data is bad for the market. This won't flip until we see the yield curve flip and a recession occurs in the next 1-2 years.

>>58179356
I hope not because I have 1000 shares.
I am hoping to turn my $35k into a cool million.

I'm gettin' nervous cuz' ENLV topline data is almost here, maybe even next trading period. I'm prepared to get cut down, like a Blacknight Greataxe through Quelaag's arachnid booty.

goodluck to anyone still in it, or to anyone who still wants to gamble (Getting in at the price is probably a bad idea!!)

>>58179422
Chicago PMI was bad
It's over for Mumus

>>58179292
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
that's a big stockpile

>>58179485
Who the fuck buys a clock with no hands, oh wait I think I get it. All the clocks were digital, but the guests were so old they could only read roman numerals.

THIS IS AN ANTHEM FOR
THE GIRL THAT GOT AWAY
THIS IS AN ANTHEM FOR
THE WORLD OF YESTERDAY

https://youtu.be/7nIKQzfURic

>>58179449
>the new NVDA chip basically means all the companies who bought those chip basically lost money
>basically
>basically
What a dumb argument

>>58179500
I can't hear you because I'm so goddamn rich.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1c_EsaFU6-U

>>58179511
Classic baggot bait.

HUGE batch of 10am number, 1 minute

spy up or down from here today?

I should have bought bonds instead of shares.

yo bitch let's talk about money

They're really going to keep this up the entire year. No dips allowed until the election. Biden MUST win.

>>58179549
new ATH today.

>>58179547
Every single one was good.

>>58179558
I like money

>>58179565
Post data.

>>58179529
Basically you are retarded.

>>58179562
bought calls. thanks for enabling my gambling

>>58179574
sentiment 79.4 v 76.5
5yr inflation expectations 2.8 v 2.9
1yr 2.9 v 3.1
pending home sales 1.6 v 1.5
conditions 82.5 v 79.6

>>58179590
o shit, all good. how are conditions and sentiment measured? what is that scale?

Literally every time I enter a trade on any index the market stops and reverses

>>58179615
Most of them are from a University of Michigan report
http://www.sca.isr.umich.edu/

>>58179342
>s. They come out and announce they're producing one of the most advanced computer systems literally ever

The new chip is a scam tho. They "boosted" the power by cutting the float precision from 16bit to 8bit and claiming to be 10x faster lol. The reality is its 14% faster xD.

>>58179675
i havent read more confidently sounding post which gets so many things wrong in a long time

>>58179682
https://www.anandtech.com/show/21310/nvidia-blackwell-architecture-and-b200b100-accelerators-announced-going-bigger-with-smaller-data

Come back with an argument. The new chip is a scam. The gains are 14% and claiming much more by cutting math precision.

>>58179675
Multiplicative Eh ?

buy gold or else

I'm guessing 2 year sentence.

>>58179087
Damn I overslept. What did I miss?

hmm, not looking good SBF bros

>>58179701
you just know absolutely nothing. you didn't even get the bit count correctly.
you have no clue how important chip interconnect is in training AI.
you never heard about paper which indicates 1.58 bits per weight is sufficient.
and blackwell introduce fp4, not fp8.
they also recently further improvement cuda allowing it to perform if and while on GPU without calling CPU.
in conclusion, you are just retarded

>see reddit is down 6% as usual
>buy 10 shares
>moves up 3%
>sell

Repeat daily for an easy 15 bux

>>58179722
thats way too harsh for this bright young man with a promising future. also antisemitic. i'm sure his parents will make the proper donations

>>58179731
Not much.

>>58179731
the bang bang bro got blown to bits in the boston bridge blitzkrieg

>>58179744
What I don't get is how he gets convicted of conspiracy, but his co-conspirators don't have to serve any time?

slurping more BEX

>>58179779
the judge got to pin the weasel

>>58179720
go fuck yourself boomer

>>58179590
this means no rate cuts

>>58179732
110 years of buttsex

>>58179590
someone please translate this and tell us more what it is and what it means

pretty please?

>>58179507
4u

>>58179830
bidenomics is working, just buy.

>>58179590
>>58179798

If AI is so smart, why don't we use AI to set monetary policy?

TQQQ calls?

someone bake!!! im got bigg fuckin news and dont want to post it in this stale thread!!!

>>58179732
He's fucked. Those sentencing guidelines are ironclad and federal judges have to follow them lest they get accused of """discrimination""". SBF will never see the outside of the prison walls ever again

european spring budgets incoming, states looking to buy majority stakes in contractors

BOIL getting a little pop but my average cost is $37

>>58179846
If it was actually important, you should just post it now before it gets priced in retard.

>>58179871
>>58179871
>>58179871

>>58179846
Why do we cut off and around 300 anyway?

>>58179830
The inflation expectations are particularly important. One of the things the fed is worried about is higher inflation expectations getting entrenched where people are always expecting higher prices, so dropping expectations means everything is going well.

>>58179873
>barista said I gave her the creepies
Too close to home bros

Do you ever buy like 10 cents worth of a stock worth less than that and just sit on it and take the gain if it turns into something?

>>58179620
So just buy when it's going down