/biz/ - Business & Finance

i like to buy shitty stocks just to sell options

>>58172927
>nd $150k and put down 3%
Wait can you do that? thought you were required to do like 20% even if credit was good.

Why is PLTR dumping

GME baggies in 2024 unsettle me. they make me think of Joaquin Phoenix's Joker

God Bless XOM

>>58173005
because I bought (sorry)

Who bought reddit at the top?

>>58172999
this isn't europe, you can put almost nothing down if your credit allows, if you have a main bank you use just walk in and have a chat, it will be better than any automated system's offer

bonus points for local banks, there's a reason those guys fucked the world economy

>>58173025
See i get a different image in my mind than the joker.

>>58173040
what the fuck do you know about Europe?

>>58172932
>Zuck Edition

Aplying for jobs is such a horrible, demoralizing experience.

>>58173088
this isn't /g/ spoonfeed us what this means.

>>58173111
damn man. hopefully you land somewhere nice

>>58173111
Humiliation ritual

>>58173088
Sounds illegal

do people buy stock just to get the divvies then sell? im assuming locksneed went up almost 3% today because the payout is on the 29th

>>58173166
No, they do not.

>>58173088
>>58173122
they basically got (decrypted) traffic from snapchat, amazon and youtube apps on android and ios. only the "analytics" part (to track user activity and metadata, without getting any user data), though... or so they say.
see https://cybernews.com/news/facebook-spying-snapchat-youtube-amazon-installing-kits/ for some context

>>58173158
illegal as fuck. but they didn't care.

>>58173166
https://www.investopedia.com/ask/answers/buy-before-dividend-then-sell/

Ive invested in an index fund for the last 3 years and Ive been making good gains however its quite boring. I think I'm gonna start picking individual stocks now. Is there anything that isn't currently overbought?

>>58173111
Homeless people zoinked out on drugs with diarrhea pouring out from their asses on the streets have more dignity than any wagie.

I sold amazon before the last hour bullrun and hold 20% cash now in expectation of a larger correction. Bobo has to be right at least once, right?

>>58173122
They have full control over devices with snapchat installed. They also intercepted every single snapchat sent.
There's also no way to frame this as something not malicious. Google is spyware, but they can frame their services as legit. This is clear wrongdoing with attempts to hide what they're doing.
>>58173124
If I work hard and keep a good attitude I can beat the 31 applicants applying for a $17/hr position.

>>58173217
UBER for the upcoming earnings on the 30th.

>>58173217
https://finviz.com/screener.ashx?v=111&f=ta_rsi_nob60&ft=3
here is about 5000 tickers that are "not overbought"

>>58173111
The US Army is always hiring, anon!

>>58173184
forgot to mention some details: they did this to the users of some shady israeli VPN app called "Onavo", which facebook had bought for... reasons :^)

Someone please tell me COIN is going back up

Also is it stupid to keep about 10-14k in an LLC bank account pretty much all the time? Part of me wants to keep the money separate but another part thinks it's retarded to not have that money making gains.

r8 my strat

>6 month emergency fund
>401(k): 16% company DC, 10% roth contributions
>roth IRA: DCA $7k
>DCA leftovers into VTSAX

>>58173184
>having facecuck installed on your personal device
>using snapcucked
>so addicted to online shopping, you couldnt wait to go home to use your pc, you had to install an app
>not using youtube mirrors
Dont try normie, guys, not even once. It'll fuck you up for life

im gonna make a mobile game today that will make millions of dollars. yep - the entire thing in one day.

something is weird with my brokerage account

>>58173184
But were they able to decrypt the traffic? Shouldn’t that be the hardest part. Although creating fake digital certificates sounds difficult too. How the fuck did they pull that off

i don't know about this guys

>>58173290
What

>>58173217
GDX and SILJ!

How the fuck do you use the box strategy to make money. I can't find any combo that works

>>58173259
see >>58173240. this was done through some other app

>>58173276
they did, that was the point. the app installed some certs in the user devices, that's all they needed to do to get the data. it's not that hard, I do this for a living (as a whitehat hacker):
https://mas.owasp.org/MASTG/techniques/android/MASTG-TECH-0011/

>>58173290
Fuck it.

How many are we buying bros?

I bought the Nvidia dip. Am I retarded?

>>58173111
beg, wagie!

>>58173345
No, the retail bears waiting for some catastrophic crash are retarded.

>>58173339
>trump branded merch out the ass
>multiple rounds of trump NFTs
>probably behind at least one of those shitty trump themed memecoins
This dude 100% browses /biz/.

>>58173301
moving everything

>>58173364
>retail bears waiting for some catastrophic crash
Retail bears waiting for some decent and healthy correction, with leverage
Fixed that for you
>>58173345
But in that case, no you aren't retarded. And yes, you are correct.

>>58173364
Thanks for the reassurance. I've been holding 20+ shares that I bought in 2020 and have been DCAing since

>>58173345
Almost certainly yes

>>58173111
not if you're a nigger

>>58173388
Bro, you don't need our reassurance.

>>58173381
I'll get on the short train too when it comes, but it's definitely not coming right now. No actual reason for it unless we get shitty economic data - and I mean actually shitty, not bullshit like owner equivalent rent going up.

>>58173345
Yes, you are retarded. Enough about that though, as far as the NVDA trade I couldn't tell you

>>58172932
I'm having a hard time discerning what is happening in this chart. Bulls, it looks like SOXX has just broken out of a bull flag. But the volume, though elevated, seems suspect. Maybe, this is the breakout, I don't know. But it doesn't make sense. We still have another day in the week and PCE.

Then I redrew the lines. Which bull flag is it? Or is it neither and is this untradeable? And should we just buy Next Week Calls.

>>58173025
>>58173041
You're both right, but he will also speak like a cornered rat. Dangerous.

Any stocks for investors who only feel alive when they're eating junk food?

>>58173469
>TA niggers

>>58172932
Glad to see green markets today. How'd everyone's day go?

>>58173310
Box spreads don't work because algos would quickly find and exploit wrongly priced options.

>>58173332
>I do this for a living (as a whitehat hacker)
I'm jelly. How tough is it to get into that job?

>>58173005
Cause Thiel and Karp dumbed again

tomorrow may be the day i flip back to an NVDA fangoy

>>58173490
I will be monitoring this post as it is relevant to my interests too
>Verification not required.

>>58173469
I would never trade the 30m, or do TA on a leveraged ETF
That said, the right time to enter would've been around 1 pm today

>>58173536
SOXX isn't leveraged

>>58173469
I think a slightly crabby uptrend on semis for another year is slightly more likely than some sort of bleed like 2022. Companies are nowhere near done making money off of AI-based business.

>>58172932
>every second is running around in some kind of Bane jacket
Am I taking crazy pills. It went up from every fourth to every second.

Thoughts on BAKA?

>>58173587
Oh wait you're right. I see SOXS and SOXL here so much I just assumed SOXX was as well.

>>58173490
QQQ.

>>58173611
SOXS is the answer. Face it. Semiconductors are sand in all but the name. The desire for newer, faster, more is unsustainable. Computers, GPUs, self-driving electric cars, AI enhanced smartphones, medical devices, microcontrollers, networkinging gear, machine learning, surveillance, infrastructure, military, and all that other bullshit that people and the government don't have enough money to buy are not needed. No matter how many cores, how fast or efficient, it won't be enough to convince consumers to upgrade from their 10-year-old i5 2500k. The disdain for fresh silicon gives nary shit for national identity, creed, hue, gender, asshole virginity or other vain conceit; the multitude speaks in singular. The plea: not semiconductors.
SOXS couples a single ETF entry point with the the "best" companies the semiconductor space has to offer then pushes their already horrific returns to your advantage with 3x inverse leverage, all responsibly managed via daily rebalancing to boot. SOXS counteraligns your economic interests with meme stocks like Nvidia, Qualcomm, Intel, Broadcom, Micron, Texas Instruments, Applied Materials, et al. """tech companies""" with unnecessary products, not ad companies making billions a day off boomers' eyeballs. In the last 7 days, SOXL has exploded over 1.1x yet still we are early. Semiconductor contraction will proceed exponentially until every viable space runs on mechanical devices, hydraulics, and pencil and paper. This is a fait accompli; the sheer number of interested parties and obviously compelling outcomes make it so. The rejection of increasingly complex and unreliable sensors, microcontrollers, information processing, and storage out of everything will be this era's seminal revolution, a revolution with SOXS holders planted firmly at the receiving end.
Stop waiting for the "pullback". Where we're going, fretting over a few dollars is meaningless. The deliberation is over; waiting is a failure mode. Now. Buy it now.

Anyone buy any crowdstrike

I've been farting all day

VALE

>>58173709
Is this copper or coal?

>>58173730
Iron and coal

>>58173587
>>58173633
I used to post SOXL, but now I post SOXX because of the distortions. It's ok to trade an unleveraged index. It's just not completely reliable. Clouds will form in the sky and they will be repeat patterns that you can take advantage of.


>>58173587
That being said, yes, there is some very strong support here. I don't see inflation surprising more than a small pullback or correction and then we run all year into the election. And I'm bearish, too, but I just see how things are.

I'm redrawing bull flags because I don't want to believe the rally. That means the bulls are much more motivated and retarded

>>58173754
Looks good

>>58173195
:o

ok i just woke up at 6 pm as usual, can some give me the qrd on why the market doompumped on the last hour? I already have all my cash in gold until this clown market fixes itself so I don't care that much, it's just interesting to watch.

Bulls broke me with that 3:20-4:00 run. I didn't realize how completely out of control they were. Never covering has become probably covering soon.

>my IWM calls

>>58173890
People want to deny it, but they're positioning before PCE. If PCE is bad, even slightly bad, Fed Rate forecasts might alter. We have PCE on Friday morning, but the market is closed on Friday.

That means we wait 'til Monday to see the digestion of the information. Is that bearish? Or do traders shake it off by Monday morning? And what if PCE is good! Then we just fucking pump pump pump all year. Inflation is licked. It's tamed, it's turning around and all of that.

A lot more rests on this PCE than Powell or anyone else wants to imagine. Because they think they're predicting it.

female natural gas
buy or sell?

>>58173644
Really?
I already own lots of QQQ and I feel worse than ever

>>58173514
How do etfs do it. Boxx is essentially an ETF that does solely box spreads but I guess at their level they probably get better prices

>>58173217
SOUN

>>58173494
I see your account almost daily. What are these indices?

>>58173240
Israel is basically the one stop shop for Russian hackers looking to go “commercial”
Basically their entire cybersec industry is Russian expats who use Israel’s street cred among boomers to make the most heinous of spyware.
Netanyoohoo has openly bragged about this on camera.

is buying treasury bills 3month worth it? havent really dabbled in bonds before. what do i need to know to not get heemed?

Are low caps slowly waling up?

>banganon was killed by a jeet container ship
war with india right now

>>58173983
3 month bills are basically a high interest savings account. very safe and a great way to store cash imo

>>58173934
so niggers and jews as usual, but the scale largely tipped by niggers moreso than jews this time. This should end well.

>>58173890
its a quarterly rebalancing. monday and tuesday was the big end of day sell off and today was the end of day buy

>>58173983
Schwab 3mo certificate of deposits are 5.47%

>>58173528
>Jollibee
>north american food

liquidate everything today

Kinda crazy
https://youtu.be/fiD24uEvY1U?si=vtg_S7q6sQhatHm6

>>58173983
Buy BOXX numbnuts. Same payoff as T-bills but without the monthly taxable distribution

>>58173243
>Someone please tell me COIN is going back up
Buddy, look at Bitcoin Computer.

>>58173964
Just DOW, sp500, and Nasdaq

I put $100 in the stock market last October. Between then and March 01, it doubled via Bitcoin, and since then I'm wondering how I can keep this momentum. Lately I've just been investing in companies as they make Q4 announcements, which earned me 10% today, but I'm not sure if this is sustainable. What would you do?

>>58174055
Speaking of food, why the fuck does victuals rhyme with skittles?

Another day. In a reversal the state legislature has decided to bump up my 2024 and 2025 pay hike a bit. Formerly; 2.6% in both years. Now; 3.0% in both years. Which combined will punt my salary finally into the next bracket instead of the damn x7,000 something it is now. Still sucks. If they'd followed the gov's plan I'd be getting a 13% in 2024.

>>58174119
Stop gambling and just park all 200 into one stock for 3-5 months. Or go out and buy something nice, maybe a steak dinner for 2?

>>58174119
Put more money in.

>>58174144
>a steak dinner for 2

>>58174119
buy more bitcoin

>>58174144
I've been putting a lot of money into the S&P 500 for a year now in the side, which I consider to be my long-term investment. I feel like, with $200, the long-term rewards just won't be that great, unless I'm able to rapidly increase it...

>>58174177
If you ever wanted to purchase ONE WHOLE OPTION ON THE QQQ, that would be fun!

>>58174177
Let your 401k handle your boomer etf investments. Are you trying to beat the market or not?

>>58174156
I'm debating on this but I'm already putting money into other investments at a stable rate. I'd really like to see what I can turn $100 into by itself. At least until i find
a pattern of behavior that is sustainable when it comes to stocks. Is that retarded?

>>58174015
>>58174028
my margin impact is only like 1k for 100k of bills...
whats the catch here? would it be a bad idea to buy 1mil worth of bills?

>>58174185
I would sacrifice beating the market for long-term stability, if that answers your question
This two hundo is the exception and I'm willing to risk it without dumping more in

dropping by to say I made Bank on DNUT this week

>>58174119
Its $200. Gamble it all on SPY 0 days.

>>58174184
That's him officer, that's the man who heemed me.

>>58174080
I just parked a lil in boxx. Wondering how the hell they pull off the box strategy so well

>>58174119
take it to stake.us and lose it fast

>>58174137
Boomeranon is the only one who will actually make it here.
>Verification not required

>>58172932
What's wrong with Mark's thumb?

>>58174229
the deepest hebrew magic

>>58174224
imagine his smile in the morning when one of his bbc bulls brings him the newspaper and he reads the fine print of the economics section that says "anon's shit is red"

for those wondering what happened to intel I'll dumb it down:
they are forecasting 20-25% cagr through 2027 on their 2 largest revenue sources
and they built software libraries to automatically port nvidia's cuda code to work on intel hardware which annihilates the switching cost

i just want the damn ai bubble to pop already so i can buy a graphics card. Right now a 4090 would be 80% of my entire budget. That's dumb.

Screening for high debt-to-equity ratios. Get on my level.

>>58174320
Every one of your losers has his own reasons why AI stocks should go down. Most of them have to do with the fact that you chuds don't own them. That's exactly the reason why they won't go down. We chads can't let you win. You have to stay poor.

High was 360$, low was $160. Have never been profitable
Ive noticed my biggest losses was trading in tickers that are
>metals
>illiquid cross pairs (eg CNY or Hungary)
>high volume trades before I am ready
2% loss means I should be eating $3 to $5 on a bad trade, not this $20 or $50 bullshit
Imagine, I'd be deeply profitable if I avoided these trades I had no business in.
Next time I will do better

boobies

>>58174393
That worked out real well for crypto retards
and then for scalpers
prepare to experience an all too familiar type of heeming

>>58174320
sex

I wish i owned 1 bitcoin
We had it so easy

line is never going down again

>>58174465
at least look at a crypto chart before you open your mouth. you have to much confidence that is why you are so cringe. you need to work harder if you ever wanna make it in this thread

>>58174494
I hate central banks

Guys, I think I'm going to have to sell almost all of my stocks and buy a house. I think the housing market is shitty, but it's only going to get shittier.

Should I do it? I'm scared because I'm an uneducated and sheltered millenial and big life decisions like these give me anxiety.

Dear fellow intcels,
it's happening.

>>58174510
Do it before the great happening! Time is not on the millennials side

>>58174510
You dont have to sell it all do you?

Bullish for COST?

>>58174510
Why the fuck would you buy a house at these insane prices? Unless you live somewhere where you can get a decent house for under 200k, otherwise fuck that shit.

>>58174393
You sound angry. Did you buy NVDA at the top?

Life has become so expensive

>>58174524
I have like 260k in stocks. I figured I'd put like 200k into a house and keep around 60k for emergency expenses.
I know that's a huge downpayment, but I'm scared of being overwhelmed by a mortgage.

>>58174497
im talking about miners retard
graphics card
keep up you 90 iq nigger

>>58174519
i remember a certain anon jerking off intel in a previous thread awhile back. Guess he was right.

>>58174559
Because SOME people are afraid that once interest rates come down, a flood of buyers are going to run in and all fight over houses. Prices are all going to go even higher. I'm hoping right now there are some home sellers desperate to offload and I can try and negotiate down a tiny bit at least, and not have to go through bidding wars.

>>58174510
Just buy a half acre lot on the edge of town for 25k and put a used single wide on it. You should be able to find the trailer for 5k. All in including getting lights hooked up, water and septic will be under 40k. Then you and your friends can sit hoot and hollar, smoke dope, get drunk, piss in the yard whatever you want and no landlord will be able to stop you

>>58174510
>buy high sell low
kek use your port as collateral.

>>58174594
Fair enough, good luck anon.

>>58174568
>top
>NVDA

Oh no; the Trump era tax cuts and jobs act which helped you pay less tax during tax time expire on 12/31/2025. 2024 and 2025 will be final years of tax breaks under this law. (Unless congress extends or otherwise acts to prevent it).

>>58174519
Didn't Nigvideo just announce the successor to the H100 that was supposed to be 30 times better or some shit?

I'm not gay. I'm just fat

>>58174573
>>58174594
rates are going down and you're looking to make a big down payment? that's just dumb anon
what you want to do is make the minimal payment possible, use your house as a levered appreciating asset during lowering interest rate times and keep as much invested as you can
if you can afford to enter leverage at this point in time, you absolutely should lever up

>>58174594
>everyone fomos into houses
>powers that be fuck with commodities and prices further
>people get shaken out because loldebt and bills
>prices tank more, then big boys like INVH move in
Just make sure you can control your debt and leverage

>>58174510
houses are literally free right now. go squat anon.

>>58174510
anon, resist, don't FOMO

>risk, fee, growth, dividend, tax, currency,

>>58174559
> Why the fuck would you buy a house at these insane prices?
I'm not going to pretend that prices haven't gotten insane, but unless a black swan event happens the affordability of homes will never get better than it is today. Lower rates = cheaper debt = artificially raised prices, so people get locked out. Higher rates = need higher incomes or more cash on-hand to have a larger downpayment = average person gets priced out. Add inflation into the mix and it only gets worse.
Prices aren't going lower. Stop coping and plan accordingly.

>>58174573
Don't use that much cash. Pay the 20% to avoid PMI let the bank eat the rest. You will way out perform the 7% rates with spy in the long run. Granted you can absorb the higher payment

>>58174393
>you* losers
Some of us are invested already and just waiting to buy the dip. You ride effortlessly and without thoughts. We are thinking.

>>58174519
>>58174620
from what I've read, Blackwell it's "only" 2.5X relative (perf/power) to the previous gen...

let's see paul allen's calculation

>>58174683
>You will way out perform the 7% rates with spy in the long run.*
Or barely.
Or not at all.
Could be 0-2% CAGR for the next 15 years after 2024.
Some would say likely even.

So in the last 40 minutes of trading SPY goes up 4 points from 519 to 523.
That kind of trickery is this?

>>58174730
see
>>58174023

>>58174730
>repositioning
>quarterly rebalancing
It's not animal spirits. It's definitely not irrational, never.

>>58174717
O yes spy will return 2% the next 15 years in which you will never have a chance to refinance for near zero percent again. I've had three "rates will never be this low" agains in my life already. Brother if spx gets that bad better believe rates will be nothing or negative to try to stimulate at which point you pay a few k and refinance easy peasy

>>58174694
you are error checking my posts? I would never even dare to think about something like that. great thoughts *you* have. you disgust me and I feel sorry for you.

>>58174773
Learn grammar and post less.

>>58174640
I heard physical uranium attracts women

>>58174598
where find 5k trailer?

>>58174776
now you sound like the teacher who tried to teach me grammar. she was an disgusting old witch with red hair, transparent clothing and a very obvious alcohol problem. so it's probably not my fault.

im gonna come up with a fair valuation of nvidia compared to their only real competitor, amd.

amd's gaming sector revenue was 6.2b and their data center revenue was 6.5b. their data center revenue includes sales of their cpus so lets cut that in half to 3.25b. amd's total revenue was 22.7b. amd has a market cap of 287b. nvidia had total revenues of 270b. nvidia has 2.49b shares.

6.20b+3.25b = 9.45b in gpu revenue amd
9.45b/22.7b = 42.6% of amds value from gpus
287b*42.6% = 119b value of amds gpus business
27.0b/9.45b = 2.86 ratio between size of nvidia/amd gpu business
119b*2.86 = 340b value nvidia
340b/2.49b = $137/share nvidia stock

I suppose there is some extra value from being a market leader. This is also a revenue based valuation because all of their products have different profit margins which makes them harder to compare. There is also the chance that amd is undervalued. All things considered nvidia is selling at least double of what it should without the cult built around it. as another note nvidia's p/e is 222. they aren't a start up so I don't understand what could justify that price other than popularity. that's not to say nvidia is a bad company.

>>58174683
Yeah, I'm considering this too. I was afraid of a 2100 mortgage payment, and part of me is afraid the market is overvalued and may slow down quite a bit, but I don't want to cash out most of the stocks I've been saving for so long.

Good news I think I can get like 5.75% interest rate or something, so that seems to be encouraging for a low downpayment

>>58174795
are you the same retard who told everyone to sell nvda in october 2022? because he probably had the exact line of thinking like you. amazing how the dunning kruger effect is so strong in you.

I'm going to buy more Nvidia and Japanese auto makers and you guys can't talk me out of it!

*ahem*
female natural gas

>>58174795
>I can do basic proportion math, so yeah that basically means I'm Michael Burry.
NVDA is an overpriced meme but you're a grade A retard.

>>58174795
I nominate this for the most useless post in the thread award.
>elementary school math on revenue and shares
>"I guess being a market leader does something huh"
>no second-level thinking
>nvidia competes with intel on the ai front, which is where the valuation comes from

i was about to buy MPW yesterday
i got a bad feeling WBA is going to fucking CRATER tomorrow.. so maybe be ready to scoop up some oversold wallgreens

>>58174897
explain to me using differential topology or whatever math you use to value stocks why nvidia should cost 10 times as much as similar companies in the same industry. i'm not claiming anything everyone doesn't already know, but unless you put in in their face they will deny reality.

>>58174593
All I said was that StabilityAI shilled gaudi2 a few weeks ago, while AMD afaik has shipped almost no MI300X and so I'm more positive about INTC than AMD when it comes to ai.
However, overall, I would still bet on nvidia. I doubt the gap will close anytime soon. Demand is just so big that companies jump at anything available.

$IMO I got Canadian hoes like a nigga from Canada

>>58174904
so you don't think that amd is competing in the ai field, along with every other tech company on the globe?

>>58174795
you left out the massive software advantage nvidia has

poison from grocery store?

>>58174795
you also left out that nvidia tech/dev support actually exists, unlike amd

>>58174137
If you want more money, moonlight at a second job, Coke Boomer.

>>58174848
We could slow down. We could pump to 5600 who knows. The only thing we can base anything on is historical return's even if they don't promise future returns. Historically your cash will still out perform 7% in spy. Butttt if you wanna feel more comfortable in monthly payments obviously ya gotta do what ya gotta do

>>58174951
>>58174966
nvidia's software advantage is priced in to their revenue lead

>>58174519
I knew eventually top men would come in to save intel, Biden has been really smart about keeping America safe from geopolitical events like invasion of Taiwan well, now we have Intel and they can compete with Nvidia except on AI so we can at least keep up with chipmaking.

I was away most of the day what caused the reverse rug pull today? And why did reits skeet hard? I was about to sell mine but if we're giga pumping guess I'll hold out.

>>58174519
ive been bagholding this so long i kind of forget i have it. the only tech stock in the last few years to not pump

>DNUT futures
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPR43MiRtmw

How long before we get Amazon prime commercial airline

I bet if Nvidia did another split bears would forget all about the stock and go back to shorting Tesla because that's actually a shitty company

>>58174996
I prefer my donuts be made by hand by poor people

>>58174985
Hot take: The CHIPS Act was the greatest single thing done by a US President since last 50 years minimum. I know people hate Biden but people need to recognize that.

>>58174996
Back at it again at the Krispy Kremes?

>>58175016
Maybe if they took out all the diversity mandates in it

I have 4 shorts open on Visa puts (V) and they are all cash covered in case they get assigned

>>58175012
watching the machine make them at the store is pretty cool though

>>58174988
Because I posted about how the market isn't over bought it is properly bought and right where it should be based on historic growth of the US market. I made sure to quote the name of Peter Lynch to drive away the retarded Bears who believe everytime a man in Madagascar sneezes it is proof the Global market will enter into an infinity death spiral.

>>58175016
it hasnt actually done anything though. the funding doesnt matter when TSMC and Intel cant get past the red tape to actually open a plant

>>58175016
yeah, but why give the money to the losing horse? it would have made more sense to invest in an american foundry for fabless companies to subcontract to.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUtqdiMqof0

>>58174998
There's already plenty of discount airlines.

>>58175061
>copilot pre
Microsoft nigga?

thread cloud

>>58175090
>eating gpu dnut

I dont see why I shouldnt buy 1Mil worth of T-Bills. Am I retarded, is there something I am not seeing here? I can buy a fuck load of them on margin

>>58175090
>big years nvidia
>intel shitty
>bears bad

>>58175056
Why do you assume the CHIPS Act is about efficiently onshoring semiconductors?

>>58175090
>bears bad
need a new word cloud. this one's obviously broken

>>58175108
The margin costs more than what you earn. So you'll probably throw away, what, $20k/year?

>>58175108
>Am I retarded
most certainly yes

>>58175118
What's it about then? Bailing out a company that refuses that has no chance at surviving? Burning money to reduce inflation?

>>58175108
your broker would be liquidating them on margin call as fast as you can buy them

>>58175041
Are you okay with buying 400 shares of V at that price?

>>58175090
>niggers near

>>58175148
Getting a lot of money into politically reliable hands. Folks that'll donate to campaign funds, profit off short-dated calls, offer luxurious board seats to wives and cousins.

>>58175176
That would be illegal

>>58173088
Bullish for META stocks?

>>58175189
That would be America

>>58174945
anon... read between the lines
amd started mlcommons and now they are not even mentioned in the benchmarks... any mention of amd or inclusion in the results would make it seem like mlcommons is shaming amd
the results speak for themselves

>>58175189
kek

>>58174538
How are they gonna enforce that at all? Any mexican illegals, indians or blacks would just stay there and tell the wagies to fuck off

>>58175173
more like
>enough niggers near losing

>>58175176
Bullish as fuckkkkk

>>58175001
I can hear the milk sloshing about in those heavy tits

>>58175170
yes I even own 102 V stock already
I also have short puts on
MA
BRK.B
MSFT
SPY
VOO
all cash secured (T-bills)

>>58175056
>it would have made more sense to invest in an american foundry for fabless companies to subcontract to
well I have news for you anon
intel has already separated their unit groups finances, before even receiving the confirmation of CHIPS funds
you just described "Intel Foundry" (formerly "Intel Foundry Services")

what's the next play

LAAC is such a piece of shit I'm forced to buy more to DCA and sell covered calls. could have just thrown all of this into VOO

>>58175016
What good do cpus even do? Aren't they ultimately just used to analyse consumer cattle to get them to consume more goyslop?

Also for the next word cloud: nigger niggers Niger coup milk truck milktruck jew kike fag faggot faggotnigger nigger faggot

>>58174519
I have this thought that Intel will do the most ridiculous pump we've ever seen even surpassing NVDA or SMCI after being a fucking piece of shit for multiple decades. It would be pretty funny.

you bought calls right anon?

>>58175305
faster computers are needed to research better analysis on how friction ratios affect steering outcomes in aeronautical use under reduced gravity loads

>>58175316
Why do you ask?

>>58175277
Honda

>>58175293
>buy more to DCA
when did you get in? I'm comfy having bougth at $4

Does anyone else feel terrible when you lose money but nothing when you make any?

>>58175327
Tell me a solid joke and i'll show you where the port is today.

>>58175399
I've never done options, explain these Greeks to me

>>58175369
No I get a thrill when I'm up $2 dollars for the day

>>58175399
nta but:
>hey Mike, how's your job at the restaurant going so far?
>bad man, I got fired last night for sticking my dick in the dishwasher
>lol Mike, you're a fucking idiot. But wait did anything happen to the dishwasher?
>yeah he got fired too

All time highs everyday

>>58175483

>>58175369
I started two days ago I've only gone down since so I dunno yet.

BABA leaps.
simple as.

>>58175435
damn I wish I could be like that...

What stage of bubble is this

>>58175575
This stuff is so funny to me because what the fuck do they mean "co-created with AI". Did an AI design the can? Did they ask it to come up with a new flavour and make that?

I just imagine some exec typing it into chatGPT and that turning into this.

>>58172932
Is Jensen Huang the Elon Musk of 2020?

>>58175575
Um going to buy and save for the year 3000

oh FUCK YEAH i called the damn nvda triple top. already up 12% and nvd will finally get me out of six figure hell because i am riding this crash all the way down lets fucking go

>>58175601
I'll buy more

Do I slorp more puts?

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2V4UUjYBsA

What was cause of the banks nigger rally today?

>>58175651
I bought

>>58175636
it's not okay

>>58175575
The ceo talked about this at WEF this year

>>58175575
From what I heard it tasted like shit, been a while since I've seen it on shelves too
>>58175587
Saw a local burger chain do something like that too, and that was already back in August of last year, apparently they just gave ChatGPT a bunch of marketing research, and in return it added a chipotle sauce to an existing burger, peak innovation

>>58175575
Huh that stuff sold like shit it was meh.

>>58175680
It was a limited release, sold like shit, it was fine. Starlight was still the best of the Creations.

>>58175663

>>58174640
delete this fucking pic anon

>>58174085
Looks like a bull flag to me

I think the market is too high.

>>58175945
This is what people were saying in September 2020, then we kept mooning for another year

Asian market open, isn't that crazy

>>58175016
Counterpoint: the CHIPS act was entirely grandstanding by all involved and not only is stuffed with caveats that prevent the money from being distributed, but fails to address the fundamental issues behind the whole support infrastructure (not just fabs) leaving this country. Even if these boomers who think that their grandson's NVDA graphics card is all there is to "semiconductors" had any clue about the full scope of what semiconductors can do (they don't), and even if they had any viable plan to bring just the fabs back to the US (they had the beginnings of something with the whole "throw shitloads of money at it" plan, but then diversity quotas happened), they wouldn't address the fact that wafer probe, packaging, test, warehousing/distribution, and the manufacture of supporting PCB's and mechanicals to support all that, is strongly entrenched in Southeast Asia due to labor costs and, at this point, workforce experience, and barring extremely agressive incentives and YEARS of rebuilding the talent base will never return. Writing big checks with no strings attached was literally the bare minimum US Congress had to do to start turning this ship around and they couldn't even manage that. God damn why is everything our government does such as shitshow.

>t. knower

>>58175945
No such thing, man. Plus the higher it gets, the more spectacular the crash.

>captcha: 2 MMT 4

>>58175957
Boomerism. A nihilist complacency you see in any empire that peaks.

>>58175952
>JingDong ChingChong: +5%
Well, I'll be a Chinaman's dog...

>>58172932
this is exactly how id smile if i was forced to take a smiling photo with zuckerberg.

SPY to 666.

>futures

CHIPS act is in the billions, how can it turn a 2 trillion company to 4 trillion so you can 2x your money?

i'll stick to my FAST act and hope some part of the billions head into my sub-100 million company to turn it into a billion company for my 10-bagger
>FRA is requiring the installation of inward- and outward-facing locomotive image recording devices on all lead locomotives in passenger trains, as required by the Fixing America's Surface Transportation Act (FAST Act).
why do ai dashcams for trains cost $30,000+ anyways ?
because ai is the future

good night, i have to keep waging until my ai dashcams stops hibernating again

>>58175957
The thing to that is overlooked about intel's grand fab plan is that intel doesn't own it outright. 48% of it is owned by some other group. So any money raked in a good part of it will go to that group. They gotta get their investment money back you know.

>>58174598
>Just buy a half acre lot on the edge of town for 25k and put a used single wide on it. You should be able to find the trailer for 5k.
You just blow in from the 70's or something.
You can't get a decent trailer for 10x that.

when is jerome going to admit he's been insider trading and give the public a "my bad, i'll sell now" so i know that the top is three months away

>>58176016
this but unironically

>>58173345
whats the risk/reward ratio?

>everything is designed to rape the child of your soul
bullish

>>58176179
You're right, I'll just buy more Honda for awhile.

>>58176123
Literally Q4 2021. Still can't believe that shit.

How much SQQQ for a wife like this?

>>58175896
>Looks like a bull flag to me
Check this out, anon

check the futures

>>58176218
Its pretty funny in hindsight and also why you should replicate politicians

>he thought there would be more than one green day
>he's holding longs
>he bought calls

>>58174942
So much more wholesome that some bitch with a plate of food.

>>58176431
>He wouldn't admit to selling the top. That's crazy.
>Nah, fuck it, I won't sell.
True story.

These futures are bullish as fuck.

>>58176569
>>58176569
>>58176569
get baked idiot

Man, why is mara such a sucker