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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates

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>> No.58170922
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>> No.58170924

I have crabs, financially speaking

>> No.58170927
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Why did GME dump??? I don't get it bros

>> No.58170930
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Why is GEVO pumping so hard today? Yeah I'm still holding this garbage ass stock.

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Press "S" to spit on Gamestop.

>> No.58170935
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invest in a vacuum sealer

>> No.58170936
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Will COIN ever recover? Is NVDA unironically over? I didn't think any of the recent info was really bearish at all but seems like the market doesn't know what to do with itself

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>>58170916

>> No.58170945

NVDA will hit a grand in a month. Screencap this post.

>> No.58170950
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Do you guys ever think about crabs? Like look at them, almost like meat robots. Do they think? What even are these things?

>> No.58170951

buy the dips

>> No.58170953

>>58170916
why COIN news take 5 mins to price in? Not 1 second? What the fuck is this

>> No.58170959
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>The ANF bull run is finally faltering
Something's up

>> No.58170961

>>58170927
>it's real
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/1bnkgk0/full_port_1_million_yolo_gamestop/?sort=new

how fucking retarded can one be?

>> No.58170966
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>>58170950
The end of evolution

>> No.58170967

>>58170945
that would be the least impressive screecab nigre

>> No.58170985

>>58170927
He should pimp out his wife.

>> No.58170990

DKNG on sale boyos

>> No.58170994

>>58170950
absolute pinnacle of evolution
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carcinisation?useskin=vector

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>>58170966
There's actually an evolutionary theory, which I'm forgetting the name of, that suggests the crab form is the most efficient and evolution does indeed trend towards crab.

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>>58170994
>>58170997
Well, shit, there you go lmao.

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So, I'm thinking of buying about 5k worth of SMTC shares pre-earnings. I'm worried that their margins look similar to Marvell, and they might tank. I mean, Marvell beat but still tanked.

Anyone else opening a position?

>> No.58171027

>>58170945
NVDA is going to be trading in the $800s again tomorrow, and then it's going to be trading in the $400s again after the AI halvening.

>> No.58171035

this fucking crab market is so fake and gay.
>down -1%
>up 1.2%
>down 2.2%
>up 1%
>down .8%
ad nauseum

>> No.58171036
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nothing is happening no matter how hard I concentrate the candles won't move up or down

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>Amazon, $AMZN, spends $2.75 billion on AI startup Anthropic in its largest venture investment yet, per CNBC

Anybody else get the feeling that Amazon is gonna ditch AWS cloud computing and move on to AI?

>> No.58171045

>>58171019
seems like beaten down back in november so its good for longer term holding but my only issue is its up 26% in 2 days right before earnings. the risk is it may gap down big

>> No.58171066
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>>58171044
It is working on AI with project titan. Supposedly something big coming in the summer.

>> No.58171068

I have $10k each Amzn, Google, Microsoft and V. What do I buy more of?

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>>58171066
>Supposedly something big coming in the summer.
You mean like S&P 500 at 9000?

>> No.58171077

what do i buy today bros

>> No.58171084

>>58171068
Amazon and Microsoft

>> No.58171086

>>58171077
DCA into VOO, thank me in 30 years.

>> No.58171094

Buy the rumor buy the noose as they say.

>> No.58171100

>>58171077
>>58171086
buy SPY shares and sell 0DTE calls for $30 a day until the market stops crabbing.

>> No.58171103

>GCTS
wtf is this shitcoin

>> No.58171111
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>>58171094
Buy the rumor, support the Roose

>> No.58171115
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>Bitcoin has gone nowhere for three years
Why do crypto niggers still exist?

>> No.58171118

>>58170916
Is OPRA going to break out again or will it just bounce off low 16s forever?

>> No.58171123

>>58171100
At what strike for $30/day

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>> No.58171147

>>58171133
I drink like this.

>> No.58171152
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>> No.58171165
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/Cocoa making a run to 10000

>> No.58171192

when you think about it, destroying the baltimore bridge is bullish, that creates more job opportunities. the secret to a healthy economy is to just destroy major parts of infrastructure every so often and fix them back up again

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>>58171192
Paul, don't you have anything better to do?

>> No.58171205

I've had diarrhea shits for like 2 weeks now
that's also how long i haven't made a trade in

>> No.58171214

>>58171205
seek medical assistance

>> No.58171215

>>58170916
Faggots tongue my anus

>> No.58171216

>>58171066
Would be funny if Amazon dropping AWS would result in the death of Twitch KEKLMAO

>> No.58171224
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>>58171152
Why is Nvidia fucking up lately?

>> No.58171256
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>>58171103
I should've bought at $26

>> No.58171258

Where is ENLV shill? Convince me to buy back in?

>> No.58171270 [DELETED] 
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*ahem*

JANNIES=NIGGERS
JANNIES=NIGGERS
JANNIES=NIGGERS
JANNIES=NIGGERS

JANNIES=NIGGERS
JANNIES=NIGGERS
JANNIES=NIGGERS
JANNIES=NIGGERS

thank you for coming to my TED talk

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>>58171270
Criminally based.

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>>58171075
>9000 and no tick over
Fib extensions and waves suggest between 5400 and 5800. But who knows, things might get crazy

>> No.58171285

>>58171165
>no cocoa ETFs to invest in unless you live in europe
Fuck

>> No.58171292

>>58171278
Imagine the memes if it's over 9000 though.

>> No.58171294

Nvda doing an actual coyote moment
You love to see it

>> No.58171310

Buying Amzn and V.

>> No.58171314

>>58171292
27/28 maybe late 26 depending on multiple factors, over 9000 it should be. 2 more years

>> No.58171350

you really shouldn't be racist
unless you wanna find out xD

>> No.58171352

>>58171278
Kek'd webum

>>58171215
BTW, I like it. You guys should try sometime.

>> No.58171355
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look coach, my lithium be doing something

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I just bought GCTS and am already up $700

>> No.58171368
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>>58170950
Its strange that, given enough time, all life will evolve to a crab-like physique. Carcinization if one subscribes to macroevolution.

Puts look cheap rn

>> No.58171376

>>58171356
wtf is that shit? does anyone understand?

>> No.58171382

>SMCI is recovering more than NVDA
lol

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>>58171314
Just to be clear I don't actually think it will hit 9000 this year; there was a guy spamming some kind of melt up spinoff meme with Bezos and claiming S&P9000.

>> No.58171406

>>58171292
shoop da woop has spiraled out of control since 2000s

>> No.58171415
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No crab today. Line up.

>> No.58171419

>>58171224
so I can buy the dip

>> No.58171434

>>58171388
on the account of Bezos, Uranium. Amazon is looking into powering its warehouses with clean nuclear energy

>> No.58171436

>>58171376
Semi company went public via SPAC merge. No idea what the true value of the stock is, but this could be a huge run. Pissed I ignored it at $26

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>>58171406
LOG SCALE

>> No.58171465

HODL THE LINE FELLOW RDDT SISSIES!

>> No.58171472

>>58171224
Why are they laughing? They are using financial weapons of mass destruction, destroying the lives of hard working Americans, and they are laughing?

>> No.58171486

how can faggie be so painfully unfunny, day after day

>> No.58171487

>>58171388
So Kennedy literally took Bezos girlfriend to be his running mate? Fuck Trump, Fuck these billionaire globalist fucks! I'm vote for Good Old Scranton Joe.

>> No.58171493

im a literal monkey who just instant deposited 20k into RH and bought nvidia, then I uninstalled the app

is this unironically high or low IQ and where will be I be when I reinstall it in a couple months

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>>58171487
Baggie, are you abusing pain medication again?

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>>58171493

>> No.58171512

>>58171493
based is what it is

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>>58171493
Higher IQ than a lot of plays I seen here.

>> No.58171523

>>58171511
>perfect face for radio
>goes on camera anyway
my fucking sides

>>58171501
I haven't abused pain medication in a very long time.

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>>58171523
Ma'am, I'm gonna need you to delete that post *RIGHT NOW*! I will not hesitate to shoot!

>> No.58171548
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>>58170966
Nice comfy crab day.

>> No.58171573 [DELETED] 

What’s DWT going to close at? Should I wait until tomorrow to buy more?

>> No.58171574

>>58171493
A bit of both. If it was VOO or VT it would be a quantum brained move. But if NVDA has an APPL type run with Splits and so on it can be extremely smart.

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>>58170916

>> No.58171591
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who wanna stay up all night and drink capri suns

>> No.58171601

Reddit are you winning?

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What’s DJT going to close at? Should I wait until tomorrow to buy more?

>> No.58171615

>>58171591
You just know.

>> No.58171617

>>58170916
MPW is on a massive pump today. Steward health care likely to be purchased by united. Dr's and nurses working for Steward likely to get fucked. But considering Steward owes MPW something like $50,000,000 in back rent you'll probably start to see some share recovery from MPW. Won't happen overnight, but MPW might be trading at book value sometime this year.

>> No.58171653

NVDA being down 3% for literally no reason is laughable. I hope all the retarded retail bears trying to fud it to death realize that they're just giving their shares away to Big Money who will inevitably sell them for $1000+ by this time next year.

>> No.58171660

VOO and SPY. Is there a reason to buy one over the other?

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____________ HOUR PLACE YOU'RE BETS

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>>58171664
Crustacean hour

>> No.58171691

>>58171653
Smart money is rotating out of AI and into more defensive stuff like utilities because there's a crash coming.

>> No.58171708

diamond hands some nvda puts through the week since i knew they were going to rug you before the long weekend now im up 70% in 1 day.

>> No.58171709
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>>58171691
its called a correction. but its true, defensive equity is catching up to the cult equity

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>>58171406
>Some event will come out of left field, and the market will go down, or the market will go up. Volatility will occur. Markets will continue to have these ups and downs. … Basic corporate profits have grown about 8% a year historically. So, corporate profits double about every nine years. The stock market ought to double about every nine years. So I think — the market is about 3,800 today, or 3,700 — I'm pretty convinced the next 3,800 points will be up; it won't be down. The next 500 points, the next 600 points — I don’t know which way they’ll go. So, the market ought to double in the next eight or nine years. They’ll double again in eight or nine years after that. Because profits go up 8% a year, and stocks will follow. That's all there is to it.
-Peter Lynch

Between 2000 and 2012 the S&P saw 0 percent growth. When it should have doubled. So in 2009 markets should have doubles then in 2018 markets should have doubled upon the 2009 market 2020 was the market making up for the 2000-2016 markets lagging behind where they already should have been.
So it can be assumed that markets in 2027 will be double the size of the market in 2018. And the market of 2036 will be double the size of the 2027 and so on nit with standing a Great Depression, Stagflation or Great Recession in that case when markets finally break out it will be an extremely violent rip as we saw when all 3 of those large market disruptions ended.

Looking at charts 10-20 year long periods of stagnation every 30-40 years followed by parabolic growth is pretty normal for the US market going back to the Long Depression

>> No.58171739

is there even a point in investing in something like nvidia if its under 6 figures

best case scenario i made 100k in 3 years that'll be taxed 30 percent?

>> No.58171744

>>58171709
>its called a correction
first its called a correction, but lets be real, we're going down like an underage girl on p diddy's dee.

>> No.58171764

market isnt dumping today?

>> No.58171769
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cubes are get keistered rn. i thought we were solving world hunger with AI why the fuck arent we pumping 5% per day?
>captcha: soxtv

>> No.58171775

>>58170950
>Do you guys ever think about crabs?
Every time I see ur mom's muff. I prefer to think about NATGAS AND OIL instead.

>> No.58171782

>>58170950
From beyond the void

>> No.58171785

>>58171617
what's the book value on it?

>> No.58171795

>>58171739
>3 years that'll be taxed 30 percent
Long term gains for the highest income bracket are taxed at 20%.

>> No.58171799

>>58171764
If nvda is red we call it doom dumping it's over

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Who sold today? Who was it?

I am not angry, I am just curious.

>> No.58171816

>>58170916
Tried this on /wsr/ without any luck.
>Does anyone have the complete letter to investors from Michael Burry back in 2006ish? Its the one from the big short where he sends out an email announcing the short that pissed off his investors.
>Im also looking for the forum post where the message ends something like "be careful, good luck"
>I can't seem to find them on Google, its almost like they're burying it

>> No.58171837

>>58171816
isnt it word for word whats in the movie?

>> No.58171841

>>58171816
what the fuck is a (((wsr)))?

>> No.58171847

>>58171837
Theres the letter but also the forum post which I cant find
Isnt the version in the movie shortened?

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>>58171816
No, but I got this. Check this out.

>> No.58171859

>>58171744
by fib retrace something between 480 and 460 is possible without violating the uptrend. Hardly a crash, just a fake crab

>> No.58171863

>>58171856
Thank you fren

>> No.58171876
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>>58171816
This letter?
http://csinvesting.org/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/burry_scion_3q_2006.pdf

>> No.58171882

How more we gonna be up tomorrow TLT bros?

>> No.58171885

>>58171876
There it is, much appreciated

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>>58171863
I'm honestly a little scared that it might happen faster than predicted. Kind of exciting though. The die has been cast!

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>Fisker temporarily lost track of millions of dollars in customer payments as it scaled up deliveries, leading to an internal audit that took months to complete, per TechCrunch.

>> No.58171907

>>58171859
You're forgetting to include the halfening in mid April where everything drops 50%.

>> No.58171909

>>58171816
Not giving a fuck about Michael Burry would solve your problem immediately. That NIGGER doesn't even NATGAS AND OIL.

>> No.58171913

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58171924

>>58171664
zzzzzzz hour

>> No.58171928

gimme more money

>> No.58171931

>>58171902
I turned down two job offers paying 30k and 40k more than I currently own because the market they operate in is looking precarious
Also because they mandate in office work while I'm currently enjoying WFH

>> No.58171937

okay what news just broke

>> No.58171940

>>58171902
Speaking of the Margin Call movie.

What are you guyses Favorite finance movies? For me it's Big Short and then Wolf of Wallstreet.

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nvda double topped on the daily, that doesnt look great for semis/tech

>> No.58171959

>>58171907
what?

Somebody clean the bots index

>> No.58171960
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NVDA 2000 EOY!!!

>> No.58171962

>European Farmers all protesting and spraying shit on government buildings
>meanwhile American Local Governments have put in place laws that prevent farmland from being turned into housing and insuring it remains farm land

Sorry Klause but America is too big, diverse, varied and its government is too much of a horrifying nightmare controlled by local groups for that dumbass bug plan to actually work.

>> No.58171966

>>58171905
fisker made his wife the ceo, that should have been a huge red flag

>> No.58171968

>>58170930
GEVO is such a random manipulated piece of shit. It always has the random no news pumps.

>> No.58171970

>>58171907
Shut the fuck up

>> No.58171983
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>>58171940

>> No.58171984

>>58170950
Honestly if they make drone like AI controlled grab armies it would be fucking terrifying.

>> No.58171990
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hello what's going on

>> No.58171994

>>58171956
the drawdown from the second top isn't looking too good, bounce tomorrow or owari da

>> No.58171996

>>58171856
>mikeposting again
Please do not post this again. No one deserves the cheat code.

>> No.58172001

>>58171937
All I can find is there was a bridge collapse in Baltimore, MD because a cargo vessel took out one of the pilings. They sent a mayday call, but because Baltimore defunded their police the police couldn't alert the people on the bridge who all tragically perished. Lets have a moment of silence for them and their families.

>> No.58172007

>>58171956
nvidia niggers are so fucking greedy i swear man. a lot of them are up BIG and still refuse to take profit because they believe it really is going to change EVERYTHING. fucking fags

>> No.58172009

>>58172001
Moment of silence while I fuck both your mom and gookfu, baggot. Get dabbed on hoe.

>> No.58172010
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>>58171984
>grab armies
Yeah fuck that.

>> No.58172015

>>58172010
Fuck I meant to say crab. I need more coffee.

>> No.58172018

>>58172009
Man fuck you, Gookfu has been in the hospital for like 3 weeks now and was given a 50% chance of survival.

>> No.58172021
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>> No.58172023
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ahem

>> No.58172027
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someone please tell me what is happening

>> No.58172031
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>>58171996
You can't stop me.

>> No.58172033

>>58172007
>and still refuse to take profit because they believe it really is g
they're holding for the promised land of 1k.

>> No.58172039

>>58172033
it won't happen. big money knows 1k is a big deal. they won't let nvidia bulls coom.

>> No.58172041

>>58172018
Yeah more like 3 weeks of getting fucked by the male doctors and nurses with a 100% of getting dicked.

>> No.58172043

>>58172007
I'm going to show you this post again in 10 years when all major movies are 100% AI generated and the average income is a million dollars.

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>>58172027
nothing ever happens

>> No.58172050
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58172050

What if we just make our own financial rumors?

>> No.58172052
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>>58170916
facebook literally spied on snapchat, amazon and youtube users.

>> No.58172055
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>>58172015
Speaking of coffee, coffee futures are fucked. It's over.

>> No.58172057

>>58172001
Weren’t they all immigrants though? Plenty more where they come from. We’re all replaceable frens.

>> No.58172059

>SPY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCadcBR95oU

>> No.58172064

>>58172041
you're not even funny.

>> No.58172070
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Guys, I'm getting a little nervous.

>> No.58172071
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>>58171940
Have Gun Will Travel

>> No.58172075

>>58172052
These companies get away with insane shit in their closed source apps.
Anyone that compares cell phone "app stores" to Linux repos is a moron.

>> No.58172078
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>>58171983
Thanks for the recommendation

>> No.58172079
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>>58172027
A trap is being laid. We cant leave the confines of this range yet.

>> No.58172082

>>58172064
Neither are you baggot, don't quit your job to become a comedian otherwise it's a gauruntee that your gookfu will leave you for one of the male doctors she is fucking.

>> No.58172089

>>58172057
all the casualties (the construction crew) were from central america. oh say can you see!

>> No.58172090

>>58172057
>Weren’t they all immigrants
They weren't even immigrants from what I understand. Most of these Asian crews aren't actually allowed into the US.

>> No.58172092

>>58172057
Well they were in Baltimore, so they were probably "Little Rascals".

>> No.58172096

>>58172052
>>58172075
they didn't do that from their main apps, they used a spyware VPN app from a company they bought.
still, this is some really shady stuff:
https://techcrunch.com/2024/03/26/facebook-secret-project-snooped-snapchat-user-traffic/

>> No.58172099

>>58172082
I'm way funnier than you are because you're a huge faggot, and I'm actually a funny guy.

>> No.58172102

The indices chart has a hook on its nose.

>> No.58172103

>>58172096
>they used a spyware VPN app from a company they bought.
Lol. I'm always impressed these VPN apps manage to convince users to MITM themselves. Normal people shouldn't be allowed to touch computers for their own good.

>> No.58172105
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>>58172001
Remember this is the person who was Bearish on OIL literally the week before the OIL Bull Run began.

>> No.58172108

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>> No.58172119
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58172119

This is not healthy.
The crash is coming.

>> No.58172126

>>58172031
futures refers to after hours or premarket?

>> No.58172134

>>58171940
Zorba the Greek

>> No.58172135

>>58172099
Baggot you might get confused over the fact people are laughing at you and not with you. You are not intentionally funny, just funny by how queer you stick out. I mean the fact you are a jew dating a gook with cancer sounds like the opening line to a joke. Your existance is comical baggot.

>> No.58172138

>>58172119
this. the dumb greedy permabull doesn't know how to take profit.

>> No.58172140

>krispy kreme down 11% after zooming to $19
You'd have to be a retard to not unironically slurp this shit up after their McDonalds announcement.

>> No.58172142

>>58171940
The Greatest Story Never Told.

>> No.58172145

>>58172071
>>58172134
Are you guys in your 50s?

>> No.58172147

>>58172138
Bitch did you miss the fucking selling going on over the last two weeks?

>> No.58172151
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58172151

WTFWT
>Finally got one over on the algos
>Only put in half my usual order
I'll still take it

>> No.58172153

>>58171940
Wall Street

>> No.58172154
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>>58172142

>> No.58172155

>>58172135
The only person people are laughing at here is you.

>> No.58172164

>>58172140
You think they're going to start making money? Fundamentals look very rough.

>> No.58172172

Bought GCTS right at the top, now it's crabbing like every other stock. Late to the party like usual.

>> No.58172175

>>58171192
This really is a long-standing criticism of GDP as a measure of growth

>> No.58172180

GDX and SILJ!

>> No.58172183

>>58172155
Yeah man, NTA but I think I speak for most here in saying I'd prefer it if you stopped posting tbqh

>> No.58172188

>>58172018
Shit bro. What did I miss here?

>> No.58172192

>>58171962
Gotta protect Bill Gates farmland

>> No.58172193

>>58172155
Ok baggot, I don't know who pissed on your bagel and called it kosher this morning but it wasn't me. I just fucked your mom and gookfu so moment of silence please.

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POWER THREE MINUTES PLEASE

>> No.58172196

>>58171885
Glad to help, it was the first link on jewgle when I searched:
"michael burry letter to investors in 2006"

>>58172126
Neither, futures are separate and trade 24/7 except on weekends

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>>58172172
There's chasing a pump, then there's chasing a 700% pump

>> No.58172204

>>58172145
Just good taste in movies. That’s all.

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58172208

I'm literally trying to watch a stock at the end of the day and fucking Robinhood's shit site goes down

>> No.58172211

look at my lil nigga R2K

>> No.58172216

>>58172194
OOoOoOOOOOoOOOo

>> No.58172215

>>58172145
The stopped being even half decent about 20 years ago.

>> No.58172221

>>58172183
I don't know what NTA means, but you're a fucking zoomer, like what the fuck do you even know?

>>58172193
kys

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>> No.58172224

>that end of day pump
i am edging rn

>> No.58172225

>>58172208
Sorry, Market's closed due to aids.

>> No.58172226

>>58172103
VPNs can't mitm you without installing some cert in your system. and even then, if the target site uses cert HSTS, they won't be able to do shit. but this happened in 2016...

>> No.58172227

>>58172155
> brown id with AFR
Don’t you see what you’re arguing with?

>> No.58172232

>>58172221
Hahahaha it's too easy to make you seethe baggot

>> No.58172234
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58172234

....so wtfwt last 40 minutes?

>> No.58172237

>>58172226
>without installing some cert in your system.
No matter how nice your sandbox is this isn't that hard once you have a shell.

>> No.58172239

>>58172234
Joe pump the markets Biden baby

>> No.58172244

>>58172234
bull trap. you will open green but it will dump again violently. nvidia will be at 850 again this time tomorrow.

>> No.58172248
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58172248

>*ding* *ding* *ding*

Well, how did it go today, anon?

>> No.58172249

>decide I'll buy spy puts expiring tomorrow 5 minutes before close
>robinhood goes down
Genuinely fuck HOOD

>> No.58172250

total bearfag death

>> No.58172261
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>>58172248
1.85% I am still suspicious.

>> No.58172262

>>58172234
Today was the quartertly smallcap catch up day. See you again in three months.

>> No.58172268
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>>58172248
+0.95%

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>>58172232
Sorry, I'm just not in the mood to fight anymore.

>> No.58172272
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>>58172248
pretty good I like this new power hour

>> No.58172273
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>>58172248
+0.23%

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>>58172248
+.95%. It’s going to be a nice weekend

>> No.58172279

>>58172248
+1.2%
yay

>> No.58172282

>>58172248
im slowly gambling out of a hole once i get back to even ill only ever invest in index funds ill never fall for the options scam again.

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>>58172248

>> No.58172286

>>58172269
Bro I don't mean any harm, we are just dudes here. I'm just busting your balls here, I hope your gookfu gets better. Cheer up pal.

>> No.58172290

>>58172248
+1.27% and someone actually bought my LAAC 7.5 calls

>> No.58172298

>>58172248
+6.03%

>> No.58172301

>>58171724
so what you are saying is S&P 9000 is a probability. Not a matter of if but of when.
>Imagine being a market maker knowing this.
>The 30-40 years of stagflation must be an absolute killing for MMs.
>lose on a rip up once a lifetime, win daily otherwise.

>> No.58172325

>>58172248
um based?

>> No.58172338

I can't believe that pot stocks are doing this well, I don't know what I should do I have a bad feeling but kinda want to put my hand on the burner anyway, CGC is probably hitting 40 again and can definitely do a 400% but also a chance they dilute and I lose it all lol what a life

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>>58172325
im retarded

>> No.58172350
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>>58172248
I'm not fucking checking!

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Fuck jeet jannies

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>>58172248
overall 1.95%. That's okay

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>>58172351
They also deleted my other post.
>they do it for free
lmao

ok my n-words I'll probably get banned again so see you in a week or whatever

>> No.58172369

>>58172140
I don't consider it a long term investment, but short term it's an absolute steal. The McDonald's thing is not like Subway sidekicks, it's quite a real investment. Easily see this recouping 5-10%

>> No.58172376

>>58171660
VOO has lower maintenance fees and is almost 99.999% identical to spy.

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>>58172248
+1.64%

>> No.58172384

>>58172052
So, bullish for META?

>> No.58172414

>>58171660
SPY if you want to sell options on your holdings, they're pretty much the same. VTI has lower fees but you won't notice much of a difference at all unless you compare 20 years of holding

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>>58172248
-2.4%

NVDA is fucking me up

>> No.58172421

>>58171660
the tighter spread in options pricing for spy makes it better in my opinion

>> No.58172425

woah why is INTC moving, is it signaling the priced drop was (((inorganic)))?

>> No.58172434

>>58172414
most people are holding it for decades though, fees are killer long term

>> No.58172437

Why does robinhood so desperately want me to transfer in my old 401Ks? How do they make money on my retirement stocks just sitting there for years with no activity?

>> No.58172441

>>58172415
NVDA? What is this, February? We're all in tits n' ass now (ticker: TNA).

>> No.58172449

>>58172437
Makes their assets under management more impressive for investors.

>> No.58172452

>>58172437
They get paid for lending out the shares.

>> No.58172475

REMINDER THAT ROBINHOOD GOLD IS LITERALLY FUCKING FREE MONEY

NEW CREDIT CARD WITH 3% CASH BACK ON EVERYTHING
STARTING IN MAY, ROBINHOOD WILL MATCH 1% ON ALL DEPOSITS INTO ROBINHOOD
3% MATCH ON IRA DEPOSITS

ALL AT THE COST OF 60$ A MONTH. HOW DO THEY GET AWAY WITH THIS?

>> No.58172488
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>>58172434
Yeah by like .05%, I don't think it's enough to matter especially if you can sell some calls and make up for that with SPY. Picrel is voo vs spy with 10k initial and 3k invested monthly since 1985

>> No.58172491

>>58172452
facts, just turn off share lending after signing up and collect the 3% match. Xfer the match from your employer for even more gains.
>>58172475
60/yr idiot.

I will literally pay for your anons accounts, i want that fucking gold credit card.

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58172494

what if we collectively pumped and dumped FUV tomorrow.
>its more worthless than GME
well i want to see a 3rd general of coping baggies and new loss porn from reddit; the GME stuff is getting old and BBBYQ is dead.
>>58172475
glowies can pull the plug anytime.

>> No.58172501

>>58172475
Robinhood just shit the bed at the end of the trading day.

>> No.58172524

>>58172501
DON'T MAKE FUN OF ROBINHOOD. THEY LOVE US AND GIVE US FREE MONEY.

>> No.58172534

>>58172301
>S&P 9000 is a probability. Not a matter of if but of when.
The market wont keep going up over time? of course it will.

>> No.58172536

invest in bombs then invest in construction

>> No.58172549

>>58172475
I'm bullish on hood and hold some but I am wondering how they're going to pay for all of that, if it came with a sign up bonus I'd get the card but my fidelity already does 2% with cash back into my account. Hopefully this leads to better cards from other providers

>> No.58172553

>>58172536
shouldn't it be the other way around? can't bomb anything if you don't build anything to bomb in the first place

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>>58172524
honestly what i think it is, is that they can scalp the fuck out of retail once getting them addicted to options. they can also manipulate the order book for retail. i use fidelity for real investing and robinhood for meme shit. fidelity account up about 6-7% yoy, robinhood is up 26000% but is basically financial russian roulette.


>>58172534
thats what im saying. imagine being able to slot the explosive growth down to a matter of years... oh wait.. pic rel

>> No.58172577

>>58172452
Is it at least a better deal for me or should I stick with my work one?

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>>58172536
>bombs
W-why are RTX and LMT up so much today?

>> No.58172608

>>58172577
If you've left the job or your work allows you to do an in-service rollover, you're better off moving any 401k assets into an IRA. That gives you more flexibility, regardless of which broker you roll over into.

For future investment dollars, you should contribute to your current job's 401k at least enough to claim the match before contributing to your IRA.

>> No.58172611

>>58172577
does your work one match?

>> No.58172619
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>>58172585
Same reason they put a "hit" on the Boeing CEO. It's fuckin on.

>> No.58172629
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I bought lots of DNUT…

>> No.58172632
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>>58172608
>do a roth ira
>can't deploy complex strategies

>> No.58172642

>>58172494
Glowies are still walking sideways from OWS. RH isn't glowie.
>memestocks
RH came under immense pressure to do something

>> No.58172651

>>58172632
Yeah and T+2 (soon T+1) settlement rules can fuck you if you go balls deep on plays but trade fast. Still, tax benefits are tax benefits.

>> No.58172656

how can she pump?!

>> No.58172658

>>58171856
Can anyone confirm... Is this actually Burry's account?
Anyone know where is posts now that he left this site?

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>>58172629
>Donut stock trading like a meme stock

>> No.58172682

>>58170927
>why did GME dump
a short ladder attack. look at the volume.
diamond hands ape strong kenny hedgies rreee

>> No.58172690

>>58172555
That chart is off by several years. But it is pretty sound.

>> No.58172701

>>58172585
>RTX up so much today?
>+1.39 (1.45%)

to be fair, for RTX that is a lot. an asteroid hitting earth could make that stock budge

>> No.58172718

>>58172248
Up 0.44%, which unfortunately was only better than one index. Still green all around, just not quite as green as I would have liked. My consistent goal is to beat at least two indices each day

>> No.58172754
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>>58172248
+1.71%
Feelin fine

>> No.58172757

im loading up on more weed stocks for 4/20

>> No.58172795
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I will never be able to afford a house

>> No.58172803

>>58172795
Not with that attitude you won't

>> No.58172808

>>58172795
love oxxo, was just in tulum for 2 weeks

>> No.58172812

>>58172795
Same probably
I may end up making a huge financial mistake and pouring money into options ETFs for cash flow

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>>58172795
It's looking like i need to win multiple high risk gambles to achieve that. My job certainly isn't going to do it.

>> No.58172815

$80b

>> No.58172820

>>58172475
>STARTING IN MAY, ROBINHOOD WILL MATCH 1% ON ALL DEPOSITS INTO ROBINHOOD

Read the fine print. You have to keep at least your deposit amount in Robinhood for several years. You're better off investing on bank CDs, which have higher interest rates and lower lockdown period.

>> No.58172827
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>>58172248
+2.5% at the bell. A little more now.

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>>58172663
Krispy Kreme has always been dogshit.

>> No.58172841

>>58172757
do they go up on 420?

>> No.58172855

Didnt a semi company have earnings

>> No.58172858

>>58172841
Nah

>> No.58172879

>>58172841
i choose to believe yes, i checked what weed anon said many threads ago and states that wanna legalize always post some bullshit on 4/20 about it

>> No.58172896

>>58172841
no pot heads are the cheapest of druggies. i'd rather buy sbux than acb or tlry.

>> No.58172905

>>58172858
>>58172879

the duality of smiggers

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>>58172795
Why just get a cheapie starter home for around $150k and put down 3%. People put down miniscule deposits these days. You are in the US, right?

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i bought costco, xom and upro today
was a good day

>> No.58172961

>>58172927
dark frog is right, only reason i haven't done it is because i feel like kms if i had to live in a suburban shithole more than a few months

the real play is buying a plot of land and just living in a trailer until you sell
>no home depreciation (or well, 100%, but it cost jack shit)
>land goes up a lot in value
>can leave anytime, no maintenance

>> No.58172973

>>58172932
>>58172932
>>58172932
>>58172932

>> No.58173058

>>58172248
Up +2.72%
Had to go outside and didn't even look at it until after the bell.

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>>58172973
next time please be mindful that there might still be a little bit of life left in this one