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that's literally nothing

>>58163458
Should I kill myself? I’m 22 most of my peers already have around 700k. Is there hope for me

>>58163474
your only hope is moving to a third world country

>>58163494
Is Thailand ok? I can’t handle the shame here anymore

>>58163450
You don’t feel anything because you’re still in poor territory. In 2024 you need low 8 figures minimum to feel ahead. More if you’re not in you’re early 20s anymore.

>>58163502
Do you think I can make it still. Or is the bullrun over

I'm the one who doesn't feel anything because my poorfolio is at 1500

>>58163450
>wanting to feel something
>normal
>on biz

Welcome to 6 figure hell. If you’ve made it this far know that it doesn’t get any better just more fleeting. It’s like the keys to your prison are an arms length away, you can see them, some people have pointed to them, yet some people say they don’t exist, but you know they exist - they’re right there but yet the reach is unattainable. Maybe tomorrow. Warden said yesterday he’ll unlock the prison for you, yet when you remind him he looks like he doesn’t even know you or can’t recall the conversation.

It’s all so Kafkaesque, welcome to the ride anon. And don’t forget, you’re here forever.

t. Just need a 4x and I’ll be free. Haha yeah. Didn’t they say 3MM is now the minimum? “Will unlock in illegible days.”

>>58163474
>>58163516
You have to make big risks if you want to make it, i personally don't think this play is risky but a typical Normie wouldn't have the balls to do it and that is go all in on Apu, don't tell your friends btw, in a couple months you'll mog them with your gains.
t. holding my $100k worth of Apu for 10million mcap

>>58163450
It's too big of a sum to risk on an investment, but too little to be make-it money. That's why they call it 6 figure hell.

>>58163450
You'll feel it on the way down, motherfucker.

>>58163450
I’ve lost hundreds of thousands of dollars what do you think

>>58163630
that’s probably in a risky investment

>>58163693
I’ve already had a catastrophic loss. This is my rebuilt portfolio. I genuinely don’t think I’ll feel anything if it goes to 0

>>58163582
Theres a special place in hell for people like you that trick newfags into losing their life savings on the shitcoin you're shilling.

>>58163450
It's six figure hell. Not enough for fuck you money but just enough that you start to care about losing it.
You also haven't realized it so it's numbers on a screen right now

>>58163630
>it’s too big to risk
I’ve put six figures into meme coins over the last few weeks.
$100k is closer $0 than $1mil never forget that

>>58163630
This is it. I just got to six figure hell, have about as much as OP. I have been super poor my whole life so this is a fuck load of money to me…but not enough to really change my life. So I stress out constantly about losing it and still have to wage at my shitty job that I can’t concentrate on because I’m constantly checking my portfolio and telegram/twitter/biz. It is hell.

>>58163582
Shitstained pajeet hands typed this post.

>>58163727
Yeah sounds about right

>>58163450
thats whats happens when you get a ton shit of money without any efford, it happened to a friend farmin blocklords, since he didnt do any hard work per se, when he got hes bag, he felt empty

>>58163502
You're actually retarded if you think you need 8 figures to "make it". Unironically 1 million into a 4% HYSA is enough to live comfortably with a part time job unless you live in NYC or San Fran.

>>58163450
If you set aside 20k for memecoin gambling, you will make it to six figures

>>58163794
*7 figures

>>58163450

It´s not that we are dead, is just that:

1) You can't cash out of crypto
2) If your money is in shitcoins, you REALLY can't cash out as as soon as you sell they go to zero

So it is cool and all to see our fake internet money go up, but nobody has figured out the cash out dilemma yet unfortunately. Maybe one day

>>58163800
I have cashed out before what are you talking about

>>58163794
or he'll lose all those 20k

With shitcoins you lose

I'd put 10k at most in shitcoins if I have 150k in crypto - and I get one chance. If it all blows away too bad, gotta wait for another pump to consider more

>>58163808
heh I'm not a newfag you won't troll me

>>58163812
>>58163794
Just buy "mainstream" shitcoins, not niggolas cage and jews did 911.

Unironically I have aped into SHIB & DOGE (post exchange listing) as well as APU & LINU now and have never lost money on a shitcoin (LINU is down hard atm but the key is you literally just don't sell if there is a strong community/buzz surrounding the coin).

>>58163707
Me and you are the same anon from Jan 2021 I went from 500 to 2 million in Jan 2022 down to 1k in Jan 2024 followed by moonshots to 150k only to go back to 4k and come back to 100k a couple days later. It's a wild ride and it all feels like a sick game at this point. Anyways join me bro and come ride Apu with me back to riches, this is the coin that will end the ride and take us all the way.

>>58163715
>>58163740
Fuck you fags, you wouldn't understand.

>>58163450
i wouldnt feel anything either with such poorfag gains if anything id feel depressed

>>58163880
>2 million
you got way too fucking greedy, should have cashed out everything and moved it to index funds

>>58163889
this. you literally made it with around 1.5M after tax, could collect 5% of that on short term t-bills. 75k per year of passive income

in what world you dont cash out at 2M. but from 500 to 2M back to 1k i kinda call bs on that.

>>58163474
just accumulate more and stop asking shit like this to faggots in this board most people here are three times as jaded and depressed as you are in your early 20's. you are doing great just keep being a smart boy and you should be set by the time you hit 25 or something. read into superverse and consider bnb, too.

>>58163450
>enough to buy an entry level mobile home in gary indiana
You shouldn’t feel anything

>>58163889
>>58163923
I was new, 2021 was my first year of investing and I just assumed everything just went up all the time and it was so easy to make 2M that obviously I could get one more simple x2 before cashing out. I had no concept of bear market and got completely shitted on 2022-23, I won't be making that mistake again.

>>58163800
>moonpay
>CEX
>P2P

>>58163450
You need a few mil just to feel an ounce of feeling then you start feeling as it goes higher