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Panic edition
>Sekibanki edtion
>Educational sites:
>https://www.investopedia.com/
>https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
>https://exhentai.org/tag/parody:Blue+Archive
>
>Financial TV Streams:
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
>https://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
>https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/
>
>Charts:
>https://www.tradingview.com
>https://www.finscreener.com
>https://www.koyfin.com/
>https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com
>
>Screeners:
>https://finviz.com/
>https://www.tradingview.com/screener
>https://etfdb.com/
>
>Options
>https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
>https://optionstrat.com/
>https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
>
>Pre-Market and Live data:
>https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
>https://finance.yahoo.com/
>
>Calendars
>https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
>https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
>https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html
>
>Boomer Investing 101:
>https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started
>
>Misc:
>https://tradingeconomics.com/
>https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
>https://market24hclock.com/
>https://wallmine.com/
>https://fintel.io/
>https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
>https://brokerchooser.com/
>https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
>
>Previous: >>58143455
>>58146147

>> No.58150771
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Stocks

>> No.58150783

>>58150771
STOOKS

>> No.58150787

>>58150748
She better have a dick or else that picture is just fucking gay as shit

>> No.58150802

>>58150771
Cocks

>> No.58150820
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Joe Biden is losing every single swing state. Bullish!

>> No.58150979
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Oh fucks sake you split threads again.

>> No.58151017

>>58150979
Thread splits are the most bearish signal of all bearish signals, and the more splits there are, the more bearish it is. During the covid crash there were 13 simultaneous /smg/s in the catalog at all times.

>> No.58151100
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LULU

>> No.58151111

>>58150748
>Panic edition
wait what happened today? just checked futures and they're green

>> No.58151136 [DELETED] 

A bit off topic lads, but do (You) think a femboi like that could have endured the rash times back then? Just like the time blocklords is set in? I don't think so, unless if it was for being a flesh tube or a chorus singer lol

>> No.58151188

>>58151111
Something really big deorbited and broke up over Russia in the last 24 hours.

>> No.58151235
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>>58151188
Fuck yeah this is the Tom Clancy schizo shit I need.

>> No.58151258

>>58151188
fucking sick, I'm ready to die for Kane

>> No.58151267
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>>58151188
Red Son Superman, nice.

>> No.58151273
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>>58151258
Based.

>> No.58151289
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>>58151188
Bullish

>> No.58151367

>>58151235
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/t5X246r-UH4

>> No.58151411

>>58151367
how beautiful

>> No.58151518

>>58150748
>file deleted
oy vey! jannies in full force

>> No.58151564

>>58150748
>Panick Much
>LOL
>...

>> No.58151611 [DELETED] 

>>58151411
Weather report says Omaha hard freezes tonight. 10 inches of snow on the ground in central Nebraska.
Kansas and everything north will be in the 20's for a couple of days. Albany and Aderondacks freeze. It's up in the air if the noreaster wind over Bosten gets below 33, but the upland Mass will freeze, and everything north of Boston will too.
5 inches of snow in Minneapolis right now.
Also says Chicago will probably hard freeze this week, along with all of Kansas, St. Louis and most of Missouri. Definitely hard frost in most of those cities west of Superior and north of the Ohio River.
Rockies stay frozen, as Utah and Nevada both get state wide freeze.
Big Bear hits mid 20's tonight..

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58151724

Will the apple law suit
Bear
Fruit?

>> No.58151786

>>58151724
IT WILL NOT BARE
BEAR (LOL)
BEAR RUIT FRUIT
LOL IM K

>> No.58151793

>>58150820
He's at the Hall
Union bros'?

>> No.58151872

>>58150748
>OP posts gay porn
>file gets deleted

>> No.58151878

Real thread here
>>58150752

>> No.58152057
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everything in my portfolio was green today.

>> No.58152257

>>58151367
Youtube channel name is viral bear. Nice try bobo, but I’m not falling for your fud this time or ever, for that matter

>> No.58152911
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>futures

>> No.58153088

>>58152911
How the fuck did the captain of that ferry not fucking see or know that bridge was there.

>> No.58153134

jesus christ nvidia just wont stop

and to think I ALMOST shorted it at $500... holy shit

>> No.58153145

>>58153134
NVDA 2000 eoy is not a meme

>> No.58153167

>>58153088
Bridges are hard and those city lights are bright.

>> No.58153218

>>58153167
The bridge literally has lights on it, not only that but the captain crashed the ship right into the support collumns. Wtf was happening in that ship?

>> No.58153275

>>58153218
The top of the bridge has lights for aircraft and cars. The columns have nothing.

Do you walk around looking at the sky?

>> No.58153290

>>58153275
Sometimes depending on the view. It can be kind of romantic and inspiring.

>> No.58154532
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bump

>> No.58154589

>>58152911
22 Indian BVLLS reddeming America's best infrastructure

>> No.58154598

>>58154532
bump
u u
m m
pump

>> No.58155031

Of course the eclipse fucks up MD, hope nobody I know dies. Fucking jew magic.

>> No.58155047

>>58152911
>just a partial collapse goy

>> No.58155067

The ship had lost power imo

It happens. We had something similiar in 1977 in tampa

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>> No.58155335
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>NVDA

>> No.58155342

AAAAH ACIC

>> No.58155353
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there was no bang, yet stocks are trading
what's going on

>> No.58155354

>>58155335
I tried brother. >>58155306

>> No.58155357

>>58155347
>>58155347
>>58155347

here is my in depth broscience theories about nvda.

>> No.58155367

My DJT calls are doing something.

Kiked brokerages halting trading this morning

>> No.58155371
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I made 10k today from my DJT calls

>> No.58155378

I don't like this bread
feels stale

>> No.58155390

>>58155371
I'm seething at DWAC. I remember when it was 17 dollars. Who would've thought newyork would force the space to go public

>> No.58155399

>>58155371
Cheers fren, well done

>> No.58155405
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I work as a nurse in the ER and every day I have patients on their deathbed telling me, "I wish I took the DWACcine," and I have to tell them sorry, but it's too late. You have incurable FOMO now...

>> No.58155407

I'll be back when niggers stop baking lol

>> No.58155408

>>58155067
I didn't know the CCP/Russia was involved in cyber terrorism back in the 1970s.

>> No.58155410

>>58155371
Holy cow.

>> No.58155419

God bless you DJT stock market computers, I love you. From the very bottom of my heart. I'm crying now and man enough to admit it. I love you, God bless you and your family. Thank you for everything.

>> No.58155426

>>58155405
What do you give them to deal with the FOMO pain?

>> No.58155444

>>58155410
Sir

>> No.58155451

>https://apnews.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-53169b379820032f832de4016c655d1b
SUPPLY CHAIN JUST GOT A WHOLE LOT MORE FUCKED

>> No.58155455

>RDDT
wut?

>> No.58155460

>>58155451
Nothingburger

>> No.58155464

>>58155455
Yes it's public now.
Yes redditors with lots of karma got shares.

>> No.58155465

Anyone else buying Reddit puts?

>> No.58155473

>>58155451
Baltimore is a meme port. They can still use philadelphia, newark, norfolk. Nobody cares about Baltimore.

>> No.58155474

>>58155371
nice

>> No.58155475
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I just can’t get lucky.

>> No.58155482

selling RDDT puts looks like free money...

>> No.58155483

>>58155464
I meant wut on earth is this trash doing at about 3x it's IPO

>> No.58155487
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how risky do you think is selling naked GME calls?
the IV is huge

>> No.58155488
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You will never have a cute sorceress gf with an autism kink that lures your nervous autistic ass into the sheets with glowing mini dinosaurs. No amount of money will change this. You're all baggies and the bag is your lives.

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this is my best stock ever
when should i sell?

>> No.58155494

>>58155482
Imagine getting stuck with $7k of reddit stock.

>> No.58155498
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>>58155390
>>58155399
>>58155410
>>58155474

WAGMI

>> No.58155499

>>58155494
sell reddit calls looks like free money...

>> No.58155513

>>58155482
Mfw I'm literally accumulating
This is my first options gamble
I hate Reddit so much

>> No.58155529

leddit is gonna rug pull at some point im sure of it.

gme style baggies might try to carry it but i doubt the fundamentals are sound.

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>> No.58155538

>>58155529
Reddit has never once made a profit. Ever. It's SNAP 2.0

>> No.58155539

>>58155529
>at some point
not until earnings.

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Bumble literally cannot fail

>> No.58155550

>>58155473
>Nobody cares about Baltimore
The Residents and Politicians don't even care about their own city.

>> No.58155551

>>58150820
don't worry the mail-in ballots will bump him to 51%

>> No.58155555

>>58155534
>MKC

>> No.58155560

>>58155529
This market is being too retarded for its own good. Companies that aren't profitable, and don't plan on being profitable going up tens of percents... It's like the market is pricing in world peace and economic certainty, when we are just one headline away from complete and total collapse.

>> No.58155565

I swear every time I enter a trade is when the market chops or reverses

>> No.58155568

NVIDIA $1000

REDDIT $100

LET'S GOOOOOOOOO

>> No.58155569

>>58155534
I cannot wait for the GME earnings

>> No.58155572

>>58155555
also check em

>> No.58155580

>>58155560
>total collapse
yea we are pricing that in. if the dollar collapses everything goes to infinity when compared to the dollar. you really think they were going to repeat without a catch?

>> No.58155587

>>58155483
guess noone wanted to buy bags so they had to pump it

>> No.58155588

>>58155548
God damn
This is the inflation no one’s talking about

>> No.58155590

>>58155555
digits mean i would buy if i had any powder left.

>>58155560
maybe the hopium is on god emperor trump to save the day.

>> No.58155592

>>58155580
It could just as well collapse the other way if they keep fucking around with AML and sanctions.

>> No.58155595

>>58155548
>60% of women filter out all men under 6'0
>another 30% filter out all men under 5'11
>95% filter out all men under 5'10
We are going to have an epidemic of single lonely women in their 30s because social media told them the average man is 6 feet tall and makes six figures

>> No.58155600

>>58155592
The American bond market is barely 39% and still dropping.

>> No.58155601
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58155601

Nothing can stop us from Building Back Better!

>> No.58155603

>>58155600
The foreign market will drag it around.

>> No.58155605

>>58155595
Men under 5'10" have no business breeding.

>> No.58155611

>>58155588
>no one’s talking about
huh? haven't heard of hoeflation?

>> No.58155613

>>58155595
>6 feet tall and makes six figures
Literally me

>> No.58155620

>>58155605
True same for non autists
The future is 6'5 autism supremacy

>> No.58155621
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kek TLT baggies

>> No.58155622
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>>58155565
Welcome to the stock market, hope you're ready to lose some money

>> No.58155624

>>58155595
>men
>under 5'10"
just transition already

>> No.58155634

>>58155603
Exact opposite. The lower demand for American bonds the more expensive it begins to loan out money. 2% of the annual growth from domestic stocks was connected to the dollar gaining dominance

>> No.58155637

Well shit forgot to put buy orders in for trumpstock.

>> No.58155641

thanks to the anon who suggested the mrvl calls :)

>> No.58155643

Visa just settled a decades old $30 billion lawsuit and agreed to cap rates for the next 5 years. Explain what this means to me

>> No.58155646

this actually has to be the worst edition of /smg/

>> No.58155651

>>58155634
>2%
So without dollar dominance every 10% gain will instead be 9.8%? Phew. No biggie :)

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Time to rally.

>> No.58155663
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>>58155590
Democrat presidents are fantastic for the stock market. Unlimited debt spending and money printing ftw.

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>>58155657

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>>58155646
Of course

>> No.58155676

>>58155663
trump tweet pumping the market sounds more comfy

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WHY IS NVDA LIKE THIS

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>>58155666
hi satan, please take this better version

>> No.58155681
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NVDA go to 900 please

>> No.58155683

>imagine not owning shares of the first private company to ever land a rover on the moon

>> No.58155685

>>58155643
You could just read the article
it affected mastercard too
merchants can price steer customers to lower fee card
Maybe discover for example
just buy ai dashcams and ai drug discovery

>> No.58155686

>>58155679
it's either a triple top or it's going to shoot up to 2k in a couple months. literally nothing in between.

>> No.58155691

My lil SOXL been crabbing for days SHEEEEEIIIIIIIT

>> No.58155706

>>58155679
1k eod, trust the plan
man, i sold my mkc a bit too early...

>> No.58155715

>experimenting as a newfag
>bought NVDA as my first non-index
>immediately drops 1%
Not too worried, volatility is a thing I'm aware of, but damn what a start

>> No.58155721

>>58155666
my pin filter didn't pick it up
confirmed WORST EDITION EVER

>> No.58155751

>>58155715
Bro I did the same on March 8. Immediately dropped 10%

>> No.58155755

>>58155715
dont expect immediate results. its goin sideways plenty so there will be volatility up and down.

>> No.58155758

>>58155715
>buying the generational top
enjoy your HODLing bro

>> No.58155762

>>58155758
to be fair, bears said this at 500 too

>> No.58155767

>>58155715
I liked NVDA at $70, but I'm not sure how much I like them at $950.

>> No.58155783

>>58155762
bears are tarded, but pigs are even more tarded

>> No.58155798

>FORD CFO SAYS BALTIMORE BRIDGE COLLAPSE TO AFFECT SUPPLY CHAIN
F for F

>> No.58155810

>>58155783
We need a new /smg/ character like bobo and mumu and mr snibs. Call him oinks?

>> No.58155824

>>58155810
um... rocker?

>> No.58155827

Bloomberg: "There will be a lot of focus on the engineering of the bridge."
ITS NOT AN ENGINEERING FAILURE. ITS A BROWNOID FAILURE

>> No.58155838

why the FUCK are my oil stocks selling off

>> No.58155853

>>58155755
Yeah, I'm only going for short term with it but my assumption with that was weeks-months kind of time.

Only put chump change into it anyway, and way more into an index that I'm staying in long term. The NVDA buy is purely me testing how I feel about that kind of thing.

>> No.58155865

I ate 2 bags of Goldfish (the cracker snack) and now I feel horrible guhhh just overall nausea and crumminess

>> No.58155869

>>58155827
not being able to withstand jeets is an engineering failure

>> No.58155874

>>58155865
Was it the Pizza flavor? (my favorite)

>> No.58155876

>>58155827
I dunno, the boat just tapped it and it fell down like a house of cards. I think this is a fault of the city of Baltimore, and they should be held responsible and be forced to pay Maersk for all the damages to the vessel and cargo.

>> No.58155878

>>58155869
Infra killing 'jeets is a feature. Not a bug

>> No.58155885

Are done with this fake and gay shit? The fake and gay market isn’t even being fake and gay anymore. It’s yet to be defined

>> No.58155891

i wonder how much a new bridge is going to end up costing

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>bloomberg morning jams

>> No.58155907

>>58155891
New bridge will push the GDP up higher, thanks Keynesian economics!

>> No.58155911

>>58155891
10x whatever they say it's going to cost

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>>58155827
What kind of fucking bridge collapses seconds after a ship crashes into it? Pic related, a Liberian cargo ship collided with an argie bridge some months ago and literally nothing happened. Buy LAAC.
https://www.clarin.com/sociedad/barco-carguero-bandera-liberia-choco-puente-zarate-brazo-largo_0_uR68hbZdzR.html

>> No.58155922
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Unstoppable argy bullmarket

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>truth
We buying?

>> No.58155939

>>58155926
Buying puts

>> No.58155938
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>>58155926
No. And I hated this bunny girls anime.

>> No.58155943

>>58155915
Decades of poor maintenance.

>> No.58155953

>>58155922
haha i hate malaysians so much

>> No.58155956

>>58155926
Why would you buy DJT when META is right there with a superior product and actual profits? It's like you want to get rugged.

>> No.58155958

>>58155922
>Unstoppable argy bullmarket
is that measured in currency that inflated 250% last year?

>> No.58155961

The biggest news of the day is the Visa and Mastercard news. I will not pretend otherwise. Capped service fee rates until 2030 is a death blow to investors. How is V supposed to raise EPS now

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>>58155595
breh..

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>>58155810

>> No.58155974

>>58155961
>The biggest news of the day is the Visa and Mastercard news.
I got a bridge in Baltimore for sale.

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58155976

>>58155922
How do I buy the Malaysian dip?

>> No.58155980

>>58155922
It was due for an upward correction.

>> No.58155985

how many people are usually on the bridge during day time? 100?

>> No.58155990

>>58155972
lmao

>> No.58155995

You're in on weed #420 stocks like $CGC, right?

You're not? What, do you hate money?

>> No.58156003

>>58155974
The visa and master card news dwarfs the bridge news. In fact, I’m already starting to forget about the bridge news, happened in Delaware right?

>> No.58156007
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58156007

hrmmm where we headed mumus?

>> No.58156009

>>58155958
Its measured in cold, hard, United States Dollars.
So yes.
>>58155976
Honestly I have no idea but i'm interested too.
-80% across the board is completely catastrophic and I havent heard anything about it.

>> No.58156011
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58156011

snibbs market

>> No.58156014
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58156014

WHO KEEPS SELLING NVDA
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU
SPEAK!!!

>> No.58156015

>>58156003
Joe, it was Baltimore, and you're going to be expected to give a statement sometime today.

>> No.58156025

>>58156014
The fact that NVDA didn't violently collapse yet makes me very optimistic about it.

>> No.58156033

Ok all my put purchases filled against rddt
We can commence dumping hard now please

>> No.58156039

>>58156025
>your id
>all caps
second time ive seen that
NVDA will violently collapse, bu only when it hits 1500

>> No.58156043

>>58156015
watch him blame putin

>> No.58156066

>>58156011
Want to cuddle with her nonsexual for hours

>> No.58156080

I was in awe of the BBC (Baltimore Bridge Collapse)

>> No.58156085

>>58155985
It's not an especially busy bridge, because there are two tunnels under the harbor that run parallel to it and are more direct routes for most travelers. The bridge is actually kind of out of the way.

>> No.58156089
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>>58156066
she hasnt bathed in a few days you know...

>> No.58156103

>>58156089
The smell would be exciting if I were horny but it's just an obstacle to cuddling we will shower first

>> No.58156108

>>58156085
Local officials are letting bigger trailers through the tunnel now to collapse all of the American arteries

>> No.58156112
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58156112

Why aren't you invested in Trump stock? It's going to go Trillion once he's president.

>> No.58156115

AMD?

what the fuck was that

>> No.58156118

>>58156066
you wouldn't last 5 minutes before you got an erection, tried to get low key fresh, and she kicked you out of bed

>> No.58156124

>>58156108
Yeah, the bridge was I think mostly used for trucks and commercial traffic. It was convenient to get to the ports and industrial areas, but not so much for commuters. I used to be able to see the bridge from my old apartment and it never really looked that busy, but always trucks going over it.

>> No.58156132

When is the David Soxl scheduled to speak at the White House

>> No.58156147

Will bitfarms ever go up or sell and buy V? I'm up 80%. $40k

>> No.58156150

>>58156108
>>58156124
It was built and used for hazardous cargo which shouldn't be going through tunnels.

>> No.58156162
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58156162

somebody tell me why the fuck AMD went up 2% in a minute

>> No.58156201
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God dammit NOAA.

>> No.58156209
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58156209

>>58155487
almost 0 risk anon, even with "muh first profitable year since 2017"

>> No.58156225

>LLAP
nice

>> No.58156247

>>58156225
llap up these nuts

>> No.58156251

>>58156247
uh rude

>> No.58156264

>>58155487
This is cruel. It is sad. It is a devastating testament to where we've gone.

100% safe. If gmers win then that means the nyse loses. Obviously they aren't gonna let big bad retail win.

>> No.58156273

>>58156251
sorry :(

>> No.58156278

>>58155985
>>58156085
>>58156108
>>58156150
One thing I don't understand is how that ship melted those steel beams that quickly. This is some 9/11 tier shit

>> No.58156296

>>58155611
I think he meant the weight

>> No.58156300

>>58155876
Sounds like you bought Maersk at the top

>> No.58156317

>>58155915
How heavy is that ship? Was the bridge designed before or after the widespread use of container shipping?

>> No.58156321
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58156321

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>> No.58156336

>>58156278
jews, clearly

>> No.58156338
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58156338

>>58156264

>> No.58156346

>>58156317
The Key bridge in Baltimore was designed in the 70s which I believe is well after ISO containers became common.

>> No.58156359

>>58155838
baltimore raped you, sorry brother

>> No.58156365
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58156365

hungarian dog bows to latvian excellence
>58156278
>This is some 9/11 tier shit
now, watch this drive

>> No.58156372

MY MONEY MY FUCKING MONEY
WHAT THE FUCK YOU RETARDS TOLD ME THE BRIDGE IS A NOTHING BURGER I HATE YOU I HATE YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.58156376

based RDDT is surging

>> No.58156377

>>58155838
Blessed to have cheaper buybacks

>> No.58156381

>>58156317
>How heavy is that ship?
I mean it can't be that heavy, it's still floating for fuck's sake.

>> No.58156383

>>58156162
The CFO said «AI» at a presentation

>> No.58156385
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58156385

>>58156112
Schwab won’t let you trade it kek

>> No.58156395

>>58152911
Shit, not sure if glad I sold or I should buy again.
>y not both

>> No.58156396

>>58156381
How did that ship melt all that steel though???

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58156402

>>58156381
>I mean it can't be that heavy, it's still floating for fuck's sake.
Baggie... You're better than this.

>> No.58156418

>>58156381
You are dense

>> No.58156422

>>58156381
Anything can float that can displace it's volume's-worth of watah.

>> No.58156428

Just bought short dated calls on the vix how fucked am I

>> No.58156434

>>58156317
I would think that since it's carrying bulk load it's heavier than a similarly-sized container ship, but I don't know. In any it hit a very big concrete pillar so nothing really happened. The ship didn't even sink, just got flooded in one of the hull compartments.

>> No.58156442

>>58156418
buoy ant right is he?

>> No.58156453

>>58156381
Iq 80

>> No.58156457

How come we're getting cargo ship conspiracies and not due diligence on why $DJT was going to moon

>> No.58156458

Another week another pay day another SPLG and SCHD share richer

>> No.58156467

>>58156402
Baggie is a retarded faggot though who blows dudes occasionally and has unprotected sex with men and trannies.

>> No.58156477
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58156477

just sold puts on DJT plz crush this IV

>> No.58156492
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58156492

>>58156467
Or he's a high iq jew that baited the whole thread to respond to an obviously stupid comment...

>> No.58156511

Visa news is a bombshell but the market is treating it like it’s no big deal.

>> No.58156517

>>58156511
?

>> No.58156538

>>58156517
https://www.marketwatch.com/amp/story/visa-mastercard-agree-to-lower-credit-card-fees-in-landmark-merchant-settlement-f725bed9

>> No.58156540
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58156540

>LUNR
>LLAP

>> No.58156546

Remember when semiconductors were relevant

>> No.58156547

Crab into Good Friday Pump
Into Easter Pump

>> No.58156548

>>58156538
>four basis points
so nothing

>> No.58156549
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58156549

What started as an initial giga pump is turning into a Mr. Snibs day. Let's see some volatility.

TSLA 200cs for earnings look cheap.

>> No.58156550

>>58156538
Does this mean (((the merchants))) are going to lower their prices and pass the savings onto consumers?

>> No.58156557
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58156557

>>58156546
Full conductors are the new hotness jack!

>> No.58156558

>>58156492
Nah he got exposed for his posts on plebbit where he talks about his bisexual experience blowing dudes. Pretty gay and dumb to out oneself like that

>> No.58156579

>>58156538
aint shit
bigger news - why the fuck do you keep selling NVDA shares huh??

>> No.58156583

>>58156511
They are green today because the ruling does barely anything at all and the losses amount to a wink and a nod.

>> No.58156591

>>58156492
Baggy comes from the line of low caste jews. Only high caste jews have high IQs

>> No.58156594

>>58156546
No, I can't remember when semis were NATGAS AND OIL.

>> No.58156602

>>58156550
> Visa and Mastercard set interchange fees, which merchant banks pay to card-issuing banks as part of the economics of card transactions. Though Visa and Mastercard don’t earn the interchange fees themselves, their willingness to raise rates over the years has drawn the ire of merchants,
Now I’m really confused. V and MA don’t receive those fees anyway

>> No.58156604

No stops on the GOOG train
Buy now or get priced out forever

>> No.58156609
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Redditors are jizzing their pants with GME reporting earnings... can someone tell me why a brick and mortar video game store is supposed to be a huge moneymaker? Brick and mortar in general is dying, and games in particular are being bought digitally via pre-ordering. Hell, even BestBuy isn't selling physical media anymore.

Is this just delusional baggies?

>> No.58156613

>>58156511
I sold puts on mastercard today and I'm already up 36%

>> No.58156616

>>58156602
huh? who do you think gets them?

>> No.58156618 [DELETED] 
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58156618

Fuck all Mumus
Fuck Joe Biden
Fuck all Democrats
Eat shit and die

>> No.58156622

>>58156385
I've been trying out schwab recently to beat allegation of being a fidelity fanboy (and because I can't use active trader pro on linux), and it's not looking good. I'm just becoming more enamored with fidelity at every turn.

>> No.58156629
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>> No.58156631

DJT IS DUMPING AAAAAAA SELL SELL NOW SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL

>> No.58156669
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58156669

>>58156538
oooh this sounds expensive

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>>58156609
The ceo can now use cash for equties, it's pivoting to a holding company kek. Hopefully at least bought tbills with it because you're correct on every other point. So the plebbit crowd and baggies think that they will have a positive eps on this report making them millionaires or something.

>> No.58156684

>>58156616
The merchants bank? Idk it’s worded weirdly

>> No.58156701

>>58156684
Nope, the fees go to the credit card company for providing the service. You get a part of those back as "points" or "miles" if you have a decent card, but they still pocket a percentage of every transaction. It's a big scam but we're all used to it.

>> No.58156728

>>58156672
I'm not against meme stocks, I rode DJT to a ten grand profit this morning... but this weird fascination with trying to relive 2021 doesn't make sense. If they spent all their energy and "DD" (lol) into semis instead of AMC, GME, BBBY etc... they would have a nice profit.

I'll probably buy some puts atm, why not.

>> No.58156730

>>58156477
Which one /smg/?
$7k on short puts with DJT
or
$7k on short puts with RDDT?

>> No.58156731
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58156731

>dnut up 30 percent today
>still down on it 6 percent

>> No.58156737
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58156737

You all did buy at least 100 shares of GME on the off-chance you're wrong and the plebbitors are correct...right?

>> No.58156744

>>58156558
well he's never sucked on **my** balls. I'm just offended

>> No.58156745
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58156745

>buying stock in a broke fraud

>> No.58156758

>>58156737
There's much better stuff to gamble on if you're going to gamble.

>> No.58156764

>>58156745
Who?

>> No.58156767

>>58156737
just shorted 100k

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>>58156609
iirc gamestop has had positive earnings for the past few quarters. and besides, people will still want physical media.
>>58155488
>ywn cuddle with yukari

>> No.58156786

>>58156758
Nah, I'd rather buy the thing that makes media kikes shid n fard on live television at its very mention.

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58156787

>>58156728
No problem in playing them i agree, they just become so insufferable i can't help but make fun of their delusions. It'll be incredible if the ceo was able to pull off a draw down on those unlocked funds after these pretty fantastic 6months. ATM puts the following morning has worked for about 2 years now.

>> No.58156793

>>58156745
and during a time where they can't take 0-interest non private-credit loans to fund infinite-growth like all the american social media companies did since 2008

>> No.58156796

has anyone researched IEP? is the div safe?

>> No.58156806

>>58156767
Based. I wish you luck.

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58156807

>>58156737
>>58156770
>>58156786
>>58156796

>> No.58156832

>>58156730
I did both. RDDT already up 12% DJT hovering at 0%. the delta vs theta is retarded in DJT

>> No.58156835

>>58156737
>>58156770

I will take a small position to gamble, but this is not the 100x moneymaker that they have been pushing for the lat three years. Implied move is only 15-20% so if it goes up a few points great, but I wouldn't buy far ootm

>> No.58156837

>Rheinmetall shares rally on news that Germany is completely ignoring the Treaty of Versailles.

>> No.58156854

>>58156730
Long calls on DJT **

>> No.58156863

How do we make money on the bridge collapse, fellas? We need to find out if there are some public companies that will potentially get contracted to rebuild this thing.

>> No.58156868

>>58156764
DJT. He's talking about Trump.
>>58156770
>people will still want
>funko pops and video game related pillows is "physical media"
GME is fucking dead, and you losers are keeping it alive with your own money.
Just stop.

>> No.58156876

>>58156854
Except Cornel West is getting elected president and DJT goes to zero

>> No.58156879

>>58156731
Weird. How are they luring fatties back in? Or are robots now cutting all their labor costs?

>> No.58156884

>>58156701
Now card companies will offer no rewards and we can short squeeze the dollar by only using hard currency.

>> No.58156892
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58156892

I haven't checked the numbers since market open? Are the numbers up?

>> No.58156896
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58156896

zoomers and alpha are buying the 'physical media is back!' meme hook, line and sinker
i'm gonna make a killing selling them shitty DVDs like i did selling them shitty clothes

>> No.58156902

>>58156876
Kek

>> No.58156903
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58156903

>>58156338
you've been having a gme meltdown for 3 years
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

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58156904

ahh how will they unload that ship?

>> No.58156907

a different kind of laughter

>> No.58156915

>>58156904
tugboat it back to dock.

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58156922

>>58156903
Post bags.

>> No.58156936

>>58156904
>*record scratch* *freeze frame* Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here

>> No.58156944

>>58156922
stay mad

>> No.58156948

>>58156807
>>58156835
>>58156868
...i don't hold GME.

>> No.58156951

>>58156904
boats can't keep getting away with it

>> No.58156956

SALT WATER DOES NOT MELT STEEL BEAMS

>> No.58156961
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58156961

>>58156868
>GME is fucking dead
>you losers are keeping it alive with your own money
What did he mean by this?

>> No.58156982

>>58156948
>tells you to take your meds for talking about gme
>he shits in the gamestop general daily
he's an emotional retard

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58157001

>>58156944
Wow anon that's incredible, nearly 1bil in cash and no debt???? They must be deploying that cash to expand their market share in the physical media space!
>NFT market shutdown
>500 non profitable stores closed in 8 months
>Videogame consoles no longer being manufactured with disk drives
Well at least Ryan can now use the cash to invest in profitable equties to try and get a return on that cash, because it not being deployed is not bullish at all. Companies need a pathway for growth. The videogame pawnshop has 0 growth without new capeshit films licensing new funko pops.
>BUT BUT BUT BUT WE WILL BE A HOLDING COMPANY NOW WITH CAPTAIN DOG FOOD CONTROLLING THE PORTFOLIO
That's a hedgefund retard, you know the people you love to make the enemy. You're going to invest in a ticker that actively is closing hundreds of locations and wants to pivot to becoming a hedgefund that sells funko on the side? Go for it. Just search "debt death spiral" as you watch that cash dwindle on every single earnings release.

▲ ▲

>> No.58157005
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58157005

Who is going to be blamed for the Maersk attack on the bridge and who actually did it?

>> No.58157018

>>58157001
keep seething about reddit

>> No.58157028

Marvel technology chart looks really good. Back to $80?

>> No.58157033

>>58157001
>he posted it again
do be such an emotional trader callfaggot, step back and take a breath, I'm sure we'll reach fair value this year!
>>/biz/?task=search2&ghost=false&search_text=They+must+be+deploying+that+cash+to+expand+their+market+share+in+the+physical+media+space%21&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=&search_email=&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_media_hash=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_capcode=all&search_res=post

>> No.58157037

>>58157028
If Micron can have a crackhead rally, by God so can Marvell.

>> No.58157051

>>58157005
Conspiracybrain is like a fucking neurotoxin. Some of you have hardcore brainrot.
>EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENS EVER IS CONTROLLED
The saddest part is that the sub 95 IQs in here have to cling to the idea that bad things can't happen by chance and have to be the result of some grand scheme by some nefarious architects. You need to be lobotomized.
>GLOWIE
The CIA is real and does bad things, but they are not omnipotent. People have replaced the religious architype of the Devil with intelligence agencies. It's so pervasive among midwits its nauseating.

>> No.58157055

Tlt niggas winnin

>> No.58157056

>>58156027
>>58156027
>>58156027
NEXT
>>58156027
>>58156027
>>58156027

>> No.58157059

Welp massive Visa W and banks L

>> No.58157075
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58157075

>>58157033
The fair value is 4pps.

>> No.58157076

>>58157064
>>58157064
>>58157064
BAKED

>> No.58157078
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58157078

Are chocolate-chip cookies now the ultimate form of conspicuous consumption?

>> No.58157083
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58157083

why

>> No.58157091

>>58157075
4pps is 20pps presplit :]

>> No.58157136

>>58156896
Ticker?

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58157187

>>58157091
I guess you made a good investment then gg.

>> No.58157267

>>58157037
Been watching mrvl since earnings dump. Non stop selling for two weeks straight then a week of crab. Pretty sure its on the way up. All analysts pinned above $90

Dunno

>> No.58157611

>>58156385
Sucks to be you, I bought 9k worth this morning.

>> No.58157678

All my meme stocks like LAAC and NYCB are down yet again while the solid shit i bought 1-2 mo ago keep printing.

>> No.58157897

>>58156903
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT BAGGIESHIT

>> No.58157919

>>58157897
mad forever in a dead thread

>> No.58158249

>>58155569
it will tank

>> No.58158442

>>58157678
>>All my meme stocks
your RXRX?