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>emailed Satoshi asking if he could send me some Bitcoins
>he said "it depends on how big your dick is, send me dick pics with timestamp"
>sent him some photos of my dick
>he said "okay you can have 5 bitcoins"
>he sent me 5 bitcoins
>during the transfer, a hamster living inside the blockchain ate 4 of the bitcoins
>mfw only got 1 bitcoin
>wrote back to satoshi complaining about this
>he said "tough luck faggot, that hamster isn't my problem, i didn't put it in the blockchain, hamsters aren't even mentioned in the white paper"

>> No.58155711

>emailed Satoshi asking if he could send me some Bitcoins
>he said "it depends on how big your dick is, send me dick pics with timestamp"
>sent him some photos of my dick
>he said "okay you can have 5 bitcoins"
>he sent me 5 bitcoins
>during the transfer, a hamster living inside the blockchain ate 4 of the bitcoins
>mfw only got 1 bitcoin
>wrote back to satoshi complaining about this
>he said "tough luck faggot, that hamster isn't my problem, i didn't put it in the blockchain, hamsters aren't even mentioned in the white paper"

>> No.58155728
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58155728

Hamsters!??? In MY blockchain!???

>> No.58155729
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58155729

>>58155711
>haha look i'm repeating what op said
R*ddit moment. Go back.

>> No.58156024

>>58155729
legit good organic building momentum meme in about 30% of threads now lmao boomer.