/biz/ - Business & Finance

I don't want to use the anime thread so I guess this will have to do

proper thread
>>58150297
frog

>>58150752
This is the real thread. Anime is for faggots.

>>58150798
BASED, fuck anime, trade NATGAS AND OIL.

Bobo: I've got Crabin fever!
Mumu: I've got it too!

CRABIN FEVER!

I got crabin fever it's burning in my brain
I've got crabin fever it's driving me insane
We got crabin fever; we're flipping our SOXL
Been stuck at this channel so long we have simply gone bananas

Ariba!
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic
Chica chica boom
A chica chica boom boom chic

We got crabin fever we've lost what sense we had
We got crabin fever; we're all going mad


Grab your partner by the ears
Lash him to the wheel
Do-si-do step on his toe
Listen to him squeal
Allemande left, allemande right
It's time to sail or sink
Swing your partner over the side
Drop him in the drink

We got crabin fever
No ifs, ands or buts
We're disoriented
And demented
And a little nuts

Ach du lieber Volkswagen car
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)
Sauerbraten, wienerschnitzel
Und wunderbar
(Yodel-lay-ee-hoo)

We were trading, trading the momentum was on our side
And then it died


I've got crabin fever
I think I've lost my grip
I'd like to get my hands on
Whoever rigged this shit
Si!

I was floating 'neath a tropic moon
And dreaming of a my anime waifu
Now I'm crazy as a loon

Crabin fever has ravaged all aboard
This once proud market has become a jewish psycho ward
We were buying, selling headed who knows where
And now though we're all here
We're not all there

Crabin fever!
AAHHH!!

Financially speaking, why are zoomer whores so ugly in comparison to millenial whores? Faye Reagan was peak coom, but there aren't any zoomers who are even remotely comparable.

Posting in the real /smg/ thread.
Why can't this general see the glory that UGL is? I keep trying to inform you on your future gains, should you decide to buy
>>58150927
Current day Skylar Vox does it for me. Not sure if she counts as zoomer, though.

I'M BEING A GOOD GOYIM AND EATAN COUS-COUS TONITE
MAKE MY STONKS GO URP TOMORROW

>>58150927
>>58150927
https://youtu.be/N1pPWuOW0CY?si=Yg9aa_YiMNc3iedW
Short Zoomers, Long Millennials.

Gen Z are aging worse then Millennials and I find that hilarious.

Hey smg, fellow comfy enjoyer here. You "traders" seem to be awfully comfy. Almost as comfy as me in the senate. Respect bros.

>>58151084
Now there's a man who looks down with the clown.

Thread splits are the most bearish signal of all bearish signals, and the more splits there are, the more bearish it is. During the covid crash there were 13 simultaneous /smg/s in the catalog at all times.

>>58151084
>smg
/SMG/ frens he's gaslighting me again

Recursion RXRX AI drugs

>>58151202
>RXRX
Go on, the graph looks interesting.

>>58151259
NVDA invested 50 million into them (you can check their 13f)
Because NVDA owns so much of the company, you can count on them getting blackrock chips more accessibly than other ai biotech companies
It's a buy shares and hold company

>>58151125
2020/2021 was so comfy, take me back

>>58151259
I’m buying tomorrow

>>58151282
I will buy $15,000 worth of shares tomorrow. Thank you for your financial advice.

>>58151282
50mil is not a lot, anon. Anything beyond that? Definitely a ticker I'm keeping on my watchlist, though. Thanks

>>58151202
This thing is a cash burning piece of shit. Would not touch this with a ten foot pole, at least not in the short term.

>>58151441
Short term best term for ai hype

>>58151131
Too formal

>>58151440
>50mil is not a lot
according to their 13f, its the second largest investment for NVDA that isnt ARM

50c, 60c, 70c, 80c 3/28 DJT

>hope.exe

Gentlemen
>>58151724

>>58151737
get fucked. this thread has more posts

I was asked about USOI in the last thread and have some important info and data:

https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/exchange-traded-notes-facts-and-risks

Also if you Bing the ticker there is a couple of reddit discussions in the results. I think the big dump they mention is from the COOF taking OIL into the negs but I just quick skimmed the discussions and didn't try to actually match the times so if you are gonzerned then do that. As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

>>58150752
What are people's thoughts on CRISPR gene editing technology companies?

I made huge, leveraged bets on these (especially EDIT)

>>58151959
>not NATGAS AND OIL
GAY is what I think of it.
A
Your mom pays me to let her tickle my balls with her muff.

>>58151188
wait what the fuck
>>58151258
BASED

>>58151946
>Also if you Bing the ticker
>bing
dafuq
anyways. Its time for me to go worship the moon.

>>58151959
my wife's MSBME thesis was on it, what do you wanna know?

> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch
> Abercrombie and Fitch
Abercrombie and Fitch

>>58152050
>>/x/>>>37528641

How're futures lookin'

>>58152135
wait until we know if the red lights appear or dont appear during the eclipse

>>58152077
For real, this was such a bullshit sell off today. Literally 0 reason except for profit taking. This shit is going way higher.

>>58152194
>PCE
Positioning. Three day weekend for stocks basically. And you get three days to think about PCE. So they're like, selling before that. Yes.

>>58152194
Isnt their forward growth dependent on their new marriage thing where you buy your wedding and bridesmaids dresses as a bundle to save?

>futures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8NfNg1sSHIc

>>58152417
https://youtu.be/1oxnGVDsB_Y?feature=shared

>>58152486
hahahahahahahahahahahahha

PAA to $30 in a year?

It's fucking over
There are pozzed shit even in China now
My client manager is shilling ESG shit left and right

>>58152507
sexoko

>>58152575
>Chinks dump scamcos on us
>We dump ESG scams on them

Fair's fair.

Okay anons. Got a huge sum of money recently and I want to make impulsive, bad purchases.

Give me your most retarded strategies for trading atm. I was thinking of making a Twitter bot that tracks tickers and tries to devise a strategy based on how much the ticker shows up.

I'm a software dev, so I can make the technical works. What's your strategy?

I hate this market so much, all you see again is pumping and premarket isn't even really open yet.

>>58152665
Nvda 1000 eow calls

I don't really participate in the stock market. I just like hanging out with you guys

Kino bridge collapse in Baltimore. Probably a bunch of dead.

Long your infrastructure plays, fellas. PAVE and whatever else.

>>58152665
Just short VIX futures forever

Nvidia on Recursion(RXRX), ai drug discovery company
https://youtu.be/ytZcvwZxkrg?t=1457
https://youtu.be/cEg8cOx7UZk?t=1990
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HoLv3QV0UM

Nvidia seems to really like them.

>German GfK Consumer Confidence Apr: -27.4 (-28.0; prevR -28.8)

Germany is back, baby! Absolutely justifies DAX pumping at least another time, surpassing 18300 and going straight for 19000

>>58152704
An boat ran in to it

>>58152665
just dump it all in to soxl and forget about the fancy trading algo.

>>58152773
Sounds like we need to spend at least 200 billion reinforcing and raising all bridges. Especially ones in swing states and districts.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83a7h3kkgPg

Boat stream. So what other stocks besides PAVE?

>>58152798
Moment of collapse: https://twitter.com/BNONews/status/1772515766929097088

Some of these look interesting as well https://www.kiplinger.com/investing/stocks/stocks-to-buy/602447/best-infrastructure-stocks-americas-big-building-spend

>>58152805
>>58152798
wtf

We're all gonna die, aren't we?

>>58152824
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kBYcyDoh-XI

We will be okay fren

>>58152824
the market first

you want a strategy? hows this: 20 years of uranium sleeping. i wanted scalability but i compromised, i went solar and wind instead. i wanted clean energy, but i compromised, i went oil and fracking instead. see where im goin with this?

nuclear energy play from my standpoint:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70-80 dollars (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium will be classified as clean (at least in eu)
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom (ticker: KAP) warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to pandemic and rising economic tensions west is becoming more open to home-sourced uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

tickers to profit over the long-run (this isnt a short term play, youre in it until 2030 at least)
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
bonus pick: Boss Energy in Australia, but my broker has me cucked out of that market

notable risks
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>""""""climate activist"""""" protests

the ground floor was pre 2020, but theres still huge potential upside. not investment advice or something or other like that

>>58152828

>>58152832
Nucular

>>58152824
yes but you very much sooner than me wagie bro

>>58152704
kino collapse desu

brown girls owe me sex

>>58152824
If you're on the boat you're fine. Maybe bumped your head.

The market owes me a dump

ITS OVER

>>58152894
>>58152886
https://youtu.be/ytQ5CYE1VZw?feature=shared&t=101

Yields...

Bros, I took a nap and I had a very strange dream; Nvidia stocks split 20:1, many banks crashed, WW3 kicked off into overdrive while the rest of the world had internet outage during the eclipse. Then a giantess version of Paris Hilton smothered me with her huge sexy feet and then I woke up.

What does this mean? Do I short and make puts right now?

Hmm, what about dredging or buoy companies? Anything publicly traded there?

>Cocoa extends its record-breaking run above $9,000 for the first time ever, making it more expensive than copper
>They trusted china and bought Copper instead of cocoa

>>58152886
Bit flimsy innit? I thought engineers were duty bound to overbuild now on account of the Tacoma fiasco.

>>58152824
I will be very upset if I don't within the proscribed window of time. Do you know how old my grandmother is? She is 102. One hundred and two years old. I don't want to live that long. I don't think she did either but here we are. She's not even sick anything. Just her vision and hearing suck now.

ok, EU can't go lower. Pump or nothing

>Spanish Total Mortgage Lending (Y/Y) Jan: -11.3% (prev -14.3%)
- House Mortgage Approvals (Y/Y) Jan: -10.3% (prev -17.0%)

Hmm, maybe this is why ECB member think we need to cut in June if not earlier

>European movers:

>Ocado +5.7%
>BNP Paribas +1.9%
>Asos +1.8%

>UK's ASOS posts 18% drop in first-half sales http://reut.rs/3TNewNH

Can you imagine you were expecting to be dead twenty years ago and you're still waking up to drink shitty coffee and eat toast every morning?

>>58152766
>ai drug discovery company
>Nvidia seems to really like them.
Because drug discovery doesn't describe the potential this has. The ability to efficiently predict protein behavior could make Recursion the most expensive company in the world. Taking it to the extreme this could lead to actual gene therapy as in they target and change specific genes to whatever function they desire. If we find out what actually causes aging this would be the way to stop and reverse it.

>Hannover Re +1%
Who's still buying a company whose earnings were heavily boosted by tax evasion which will not happen in 2024 again because of the global corporate tax?

>>58153039
You are going to piss off the "AI is a bubble" faggots

>>58153039
SETI along with multiple other companies have been doing this for decades now. Slapping "AI" on it won't change the fact that it's the same mathematical algorithms performing the same calculations.

>>58153057
AI may be a bubble and I don't think this will work out unless they made major gains in the function of the AI that they haven't told us about. I heard a lot of talk about the speed and cost reduction of AI training but Jensen specifically said "The AI builds what it knows" so I think it's a hoax in the end.

>>58152963
If my vision and hearing start to go then I'm spending all of my money on hookers and blow until it kills me.

>IG Bank
>@IGBank
>Despite #gold’s recent 4.24% climb, rising long bets & waning shorts signal a likely price dip with retail traders net-long first time since 1 Mar 2024. Find out why a contrarian crowd sentiment view, suggests prices may continue to fall

Literally everytime they post sentiment, gold, oil, stocks they say it will do the opposite of retail. Is that how it works by default?

>>58153073
It's not a fucking hoax and they are constantly improving what AI knows every single second. This is serious

>I told you to buy NVDA anon!

Holy fuck that botaction on DAX. Minute turns 30, pump. Minute turns 40 pump, minute turns 45, pump.

Again literally just straight fuckin pumping and they won't give up, I'm sure.

>>58153177
If it's not a hoax I'm investing in neural link or whatever. Making stupid nogs smart is the only investment sufficiently racist enough for me to be bullish on near all time highs with inflation cooling off. AI is going to need good data and all of our data is censored

>>58152798
It looks to me like no one was actually on the bridge when it collapsed. Also they kept turning the lights off on the ship. I think they knew the bridge was somewhere but were blinded and looking for it.

>>58153243
Nah a few cars with people in them crashed fell into the water and emergency response team is trying to look for survivors and find missing people.

Last chance to buy SOXS before the reverse split, guys.

>>58153243
I think there was construction going on so not many people except the crews. Makes it unlikely to be terrorism related so the stock market likely won't care tomorrow.

>>58153252
That's a terrible idea. Zoom out on fucking SOXS chart and stop and wonder why anyone would by before any of their reverse splits???

Now pause and soon violent eruption above 18300

>>58153259
Last time it reverse split it went from 34 to 88 shortly afterwards.
I'm not saying it will do it now.
I'm just saying it did.

>>58153297
10 seconds after I said it it attempted the breakout. Such a fuckin gay predictable market

>>58153298
That's because there was drug fuelled evil butt sex happening in the White House done to worship demons and hurt US chip manufacturers.

>>58153000
I'm looking forward to my old age.

>>58153343
The very same people are there now.

>>58152939
Slavery is back on the menu

>>58153000
You haven't been able to find any decent coffee in 20 fucking years?

>>58153000
>shitty toast and coffee every morning
That sounds amazing. I usually have nothing in the morning.

>>58153395
I've got a blueberry bagel if you want to split it anon

Short MAERSK-B lmao they just destroyed a bridge in America

>>58153412
>>58153395
>>58153000
You people are all going to die of diabetic cancers.
Learn to eat eggs and meat.

>>58153412
Oh man, it's been a while since I had a blue berry bagel. I forgot how good and comfy a morning snack can be.

so...what do you think is gonna break this markets buck so to say? have we entered a new age of market prosperity?

>>58153449
It has been pretty much straight up since 1932.

>>58153429
It was in Baltimore. No one goes there it's full of niggers.

holy fuck, cocoa

>>58153479
yeah but no one really wants to buy a top and things are looking very toppish

>>58153485
Imagine being trapped with the melanin rich

>>58152950
That was a devastating impact regardless Nina but if they were supposed to improve the structure I’m sure the Baltimore city council was siphoning funds away from that for NIGGER gibs

>>58153532
Shiiieeeeeet, Baltimore ain't got no mo money fo no bridge

DD looks like a good put, frens.
Overbought, smashed against the top bollinger band, divergence on the MACD.
I dunno when it will crash, but it will likely be soon.
That thing has been waving up and down in the same range for years.

>>58152665
All in FNGU

>>58152665
I bought SHOT and WRAP just to gamble.
I'm losing my ass on both of them.

i read someone said you need to work twice as hard in trading to make it compared to a normal job.

>>58153566
Bridge?
Bridge machine broke.

Money fo’ dem po’grams

>>58153610
Sure but you don't have to do scrum every morning with trading. You don't have to do mandatory DEI training. You don't have performance reviews. The administrative burden is *extremely* light.
It's just you, the data, and the market. I prefer this even if it's harder.

>>58153610
Shh anon. It's too early

>>58153644
Is this cocoa? true billionaire lifef

Bullish?

>>58153656
kek

>>58153657
Cia glowies working overtime to drum up the islam bad so that the government allows Israel to sacrifice 2 million gazans to their death God

just started, small part of wage going into this monthly, most of that going into VUSA very long term but a chunk trying out shorter term (bought NVDA, seems solid for short term gain from what I checked out), wish me luck

>>58153644
cuppa. i have an energy drink ill drink soon.

cocoa 10k...

>>58153633
true but also normie job doesnt have the risk that your account goes empty and then you cant work anymore.

im reading a livermore book now. he said its mostly the emotional part thats the hardest. greed and fear when they peak

>Amerifats

>>58153690
>>58153699
Stop shilling your shite

pump up the jam pump it up

Remember to buy the MAERSK dip after the bridge incident

>>58153686
good luck, pick up some index etfs

>>58153700
>normie job doesnt have the risk that your account goes empty and then you cant work anymore.
Yeah it fucking does. That's what layoffs and terminations are. Those also usually happen when no one else is hiring.

>>58153709
sure 1pbtid

>>58153763
yeah but they dont take your salary from ur bank account

>>58153776
If you're concerned about risk buy more treasury securities.

DB looks like another good put.

>>58153703
Man they need to make the Luther, a burger donut

Hard to borrow penny stock short bros literally nothing is happening. I'm starting to lose hope

>>58153782
What about if I'm concerned about sovereign debt risk?

>>58153610
>>58153700
trading isnt a job, retard. the only way youre going to "make it" is if you start with at least 100k USD. And that's the bare fucking minimum. Realistically you need like 300k USD to even bother "trading" full time. But if you are daytrading you probably wont ever make money. There's really no point to full time trade, you can do shit patiently. If you were paying attention you could have snagged meta or nvidia at firesale prices 1.5 years ago and made wayyy more than any shitty daytrader just by buying and holding. Especially if you used LEAPS.

Short term active trading is pointless and anti productive. Take my advice, or stay poor. Idc

ai is such a stupid fucking meme bubble and i am tired of anons here pretending it isnt

>>58153743
ain't that what VUSA is? Vanguard S&P 500, EU version of VOO

>ships will need to be diverted from baltimore port

HOW TO PROFIT

>>58153864
in the livermore book there was a big trader who started with 1k and made it big.

>options
daytrading tier

>>58153866
It's wild watching it happen you must admit

>>58153866
Short NVDA and SOXL then

>pooja sir

>>58153893
Look up Dickshit Patel

So I imagine this bridge collapse effectively closes the port, which is a pretty big port IIRC. This is not going to help with inflation as all imports go up in price.

AI = replace workers

This is why «the market» is going crazy for it

>>58153893
I'd ram it up her poochute, sir

Drake bell, heir to the bell helicopter fortune, bridge spanning the Baltimore harbor, dead from a self inflicted container ship shot to the pylons.

What are the best infrastructure plays? Something like Vulcan materials for concrete?

>Baltimore is now basically blocaded by the destroyed ship
how can I financially benefit from east coast shipping being fucked?

>>58154033
Puts on that ship Captain's career

why do americans build their bridges out of tinfoil?

>>58154033
Long HSY due to the disruption in imported chocolates
>>58154059
Typically a local harbor pilot takes control of the ship coming into and leaving port

>>58154033
*destroyed bridge

>>58154059
It's incredible that they made a bridge that could entirely collapse by having a flimsy pillar get slightly rammed. Back in my day everything was made of solid stone.

>>58154033
Can’t the freighters go to New Jersey instead?

>>58154099
God I hate the fr*nch

>>58153143
Gold going up
Kek

>>58153429
The insurance company will pay for the damages.

For anyone using Fidelity: if you turn on security lending and your shares happen to be lent away, you cannot write CCs. Also if you write CCs your shares will be ineligible for lending. I had it on but just called to disable it.

Why is every infrastructure ETF 90% utilities? Where are the concrete and steel providers? Where are the heavy Machineary manufacturers? Not even bobs barricades ffs

>>58153906
All you can see is a giant wart on her nose.

>>58154114
Sure, there is the power of Camden. Who knows if it has enough cranes or docks to handle its regular load plus the load of Baltimore, which is the busiest port on the east coast

TSLA :)

Good recovery day today..

Did Fisker change tickers? It shows up a FSRN to me

>>58152558
Hello fellow PAA Chad

>Largest pipeline in North america
>oil spill decade ago crashed prices
>consistently up since then
>aggressive buyback from company
>revenue up
>shattered expected earnings four quarters in a row

Take the oil pill

i am expecting a massive dump today due to the baltimore news

>>58154241
Why? The Baltimore port is limited. Car prices will slightly rise if the port is shut down but nothing major to convert to an inflationary trend

>>58154164
>Baltimore
Fuck that port. I used to haul heavy equipment out of there and its such a shithole. The whole area is ghetto as fuck

>>58153878
>EU
im so sorry

>>58154153
The concrete, steel and machineary manufacturers all moved to China

how we feeling about HIMS it had a pretty crazy volatile day yesterday, spiked hard at open but came back down by the end of the day

i am expecting a massive dump today due to drinking my morning coffee

>>58154153
>steel
>concrete
>machinery
because it's not 1960 anymore.

>>58154164
It may be a huge challenge but NJ will only have to do it temporarily and it’s probably a great opportunity to expand and ultimately replace Baltimore
>>58154236
OIL forever

>this thread in a, um, nutshell

>yall wanting to profit off someone's death
Need I remind you that people DIED in this event

>>58154372
>baltimore
>living
I wouldn't call that being alive, those people were already dead.

>>58152929
It is a call to rise to your place as tye Lisan Al-Gaibe!

>>58154372
I will purchase a 40 with some of the gains then pour it out in their honor

Were you fuckers up at 2:00 shitposting about that Baltimore bridge?

>>58153039
>Millennials upon realizing they are going to outlive Gen Alpha, Zoomers and Especially Boomers
https://youtu.be/Jc_xGu-9Jyk?si=VMw_-tX29xZKbmZs
FATHER! FATHER THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED!

LLAP rescheduled its earnings report for next week… bros… its over isn’t it?

>>58154098
HSY margins are going to eat shit next year when they have to renegotiate their contracts. They are already facing sugar being up 9% while cocoa is up 300% when they renegotiate.

>>58154495
sugar doesn't exist anymore (hardly) we just have beet goop but it's "Granulated".

>>58153727
The MAERSK dip has been going on for 3 years, it's going to dip further soon enough when they demerge from Svitzer, though there'll probably be a short term rebound since it wasn't even their fault
>https://investor.maersk.com/news-releases/news-release-details/initiates-demerger-and-separate-listing-its-towage-and-marine?mobile=1

>UGL
>NUGT
>JNUG
Which one is the best for buying and holding?

*knock knock*
I'm here for the durable goods report dropping in 5 minutes.

>>58154511
I really want some Maersk in my portfolio, but it seems like it's gonna keep dropping for a while because of their incompetent leadership. You can't time the market, but do you think it's gonna go below 8k DKK?

>>58154568
Durable goods up! Inflation is prevented!

>>58154568
cope bobo
nobdoy cares about your made up numbers
N....nothingburger

Why can't amer*cans build bridges?

>>58154657
lmao didn't realize it was that fast

>>58154657
So we can have a movement to demand rebuilding aging infrastructure. It's bullish for construction, concrete, iron, coal and OIL!

>>58154654
heh

>>58154657
>it was merely a partial collapse

>>58154657
should we be concerned about modern boat navigation standards?

>>58154654
Why do people keep posting this CIA psyops future cat mommy?

FREE P DIDDY

>>58154657
In fairness I don't think any bridge could withstand a direct hit by a fully loaded cargo ship

>bloody bastard! Sirs the bridge sirs do not redeem the bridge! Siiiiiiirrrrrrrrssssssssss-ACK!

>China IPhone shipments fell about 33% in February - State Data Shows.
Uh-oh bullas

AMKBY bros...

>pdiddy
>bridge
alright what are they trying to bury?

>>58154657
>all poojeet crew
what are the financial implications of this?

what does this mean?

>>58154657
I'm going to need an illustration of pepe driving this boat panicking and shidding n bizzing his pants
any artists here?

>>58154737
where do they poop when there are no streets? just on the deck?

>>58154742
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

>>58154737
Imagine the smell

>>58154657
You know I heard this happened to London bridge before too

>>58154742
Deflationary event on the horizon. Dock workers will be laid off until the way is cleared, there will be supply chain disruptions and then oversupply. America will be too distracted inspecting bridges to worry about war.

Joe Biden has done it again he saved the economy and America!

>>58154763
Poopdeck, boats are great for that

>>58154742
dont like to be a conspiracytard but looking at the video it does seem oddly on point with its ramming into that post

>>58154742
>The Port of Baltimore handles over 10 million tons of cargo annually, including cars, containerized cargo, and bulk cargo like coal and petroleum products. In 2023, the port's private and public terminals handled 847,158 autos and light trucks, the most of any U.S. port. The port is also the busiest U.S. port for car shipments, handling more than 750,000 vehicles in 2023

OH NO NO NO

>>58154033
>east coast shipping being fucked?
Norfolk is a way more important port.

>>58154801
Meh. We have too many cars anyway.

>>58152939
>>58153507
>>58153656
>>58153690
>>58154495

>>58152665
buy high, sell low

My little Junior Gold Miners waking up.

I imagine current events serve the devious plans of oil barons

>>58154809
Oh yeah turns out it's much less than I thought

>>58154576
Incompetent leadership is a pretty common complaint amongst MAERSK holders, but besides the leadership and bridge incident, their 2024 guidance is still seen as disappointing, their quarterly earnings are below 2019 levels, and cutting the dividend from 4k DKK to about 0.5k has made it rather unappealing for the dividendbros
Another MAERSK ship just got attacked by Houthis too, there's so many problems around MAERSK right now that going below 8k doesn't seem unreasonable, but a slight rebound could already begin now that investors are realizing MAERSK isn't at fault for the bridge incident
Bit irrelevant now, but it's surprising that this MAERSK incident from 2016 never got too public, talk about total incompetence
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ST6VlCJWuM

BRDIGE COLLAPSE

>>58154862
I live in VA so I've seen both but I also like to think about Kramer's line from Seinfeld where he's comparing East Coast ports after swimming in the Hudson.

>>58154748
Kek, something like this but on a boat

>>58154872
I thought they're supposed to have a harbor master onboard the ship when going through the harbor to avoid shit like this, or did they just hire some asian woman to be the harbor master to fill DEI quotas?

>>58154946
The ship lost power

>>58154946
I think most of the Asians over there live closer to Virginia.

>futures

Are we getting a BANG today bangbros?

>>58154910
>>58154748

>presents

yarr me hearties

>>58154946
They did have two captains according to news reports, so one of them was probably a pilot/harbor master, but the lights turned on and off like three times on the video, so it seems more like a technical issue, unless they just couldn't find the bridge for some reason

Do you guys think this is bullish for TOPS?

>>58153000
ive been boiling eggs in the morning too, load it with some salt, peak kino
>>58153050
no ones cares about non US stocks most of the time sorry, im sure there are some missed opportunities tho

>>58154983
It lost all power. The logs show they tried to throw it in reverse but it was too late

>>58154952
That makes more sense. What a fucking tragedy.

>>58154996
I switched my boat to all electric because I got tired of dealing with emergencies after losing engine power.

>>58154996
Do you think they tried turning the key?

how much DJT to make it?

>>58154872
Tbh the 4k dividend was really just lightning in a bottle, it won't happen again, and I'm okay with that.

Niggers!

bloody red bastard benchod day for stocks incoming

>>58155023
$100

bulk carier bros our time has come

>>58154978
YAR HAR HAR
YAR HAR HAR
SHOW ME WHAT YOU WORKIN WITH

Something very similar happened in Tampa to the sunshine Skyway bridge back in 1980 when a tanker hit a bridge: On May 9, 1980, 35 people were killed when a 19,734-ton Summit Venture freighter got lost in fog and slammed into the Sunshine Skyway Bridge. Most of the people killed were aboard a Greyhound bus that fell 150 feet into Tampa Bay. Only one person survived – a man named Wesley MacIntire

>The same vessel that hit the Baltimore Key Bridge on Tuesday, destroying it and sending people and vehicles tumbling into the water, was also involved in a collision while leaving the port of Antwerp, Belgium, in 2016.
How do we stop the Indian menace on our economy?

>>58155110
The answer will come from insurance companies.

I'm doing Forex for the first time. I feel like I understand and don't at the same time.

>>58155110
SARR SAAR, PLS MOVE SAR

>P Diddy
lol wtf is this meme world

>no bang
It's Joever

>no bang anon
it's so over

>no bangbangbang anon
Was he on the bridge this morning?

>>58155097
>Wesley MacIntire
i wanna hear that dudes fucking story wow

Congratulations on market open brothers. I’m going to add a little to my PEP and V positions

Bang anon must be from Baltimore

>>58155139
F

>>58155146
He was on the bridge!

LONG DJT

my MKC long bet printed nice bonus

And this is how the bull market dies, not with a BANG BANG BANG, but a whimper.

why didnt the boat just drop its anchor before it drifted for so long and crashed?

Another $2,000 into SOXL
WAGMI

>>58155139
No one used TA to save him.

>>58155175
>buying SOXL
>buying SOXL at $47
Ngmi

>>58155174
You can see it was on the right course but it lost power a few hundred feet away from the bridge and started drifting towards the pillar. It regained power a few seconds before impact but it was too late by then

I DIDN'T SELL MY DJT BEFORE IT GOT HALTED HOW SCREWED AM I

TSLA bros, we won.

another good day for PAA. $25 EoY for sure, hopefully 30

The year is 2027, you fondly remember bridge posting in /smg/ on that sunny Tuesday morning. This scenario will play out in just a few years time. The good old days are being made right now

>>58155194
>rugged in crypto
>rugged in stocks

DJT/DWAC got halted.
How long do halts last? 5 minutes?

TENCENT bros...we're winning

>>58155174
>1000s of tonnes of ship
>Anon thinks it can stop on a dime, like a car
Anon, I'm not sure how to put this, but are you """special"""?

>>58155222
Maybe we should stop relying on 10,000 year old technology, and stop building bridges to nowhere.

is Banganon ok? im very concerned

>>58155202
These are the good times.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Er9xGRolrT4

>>58155222
The weather is calm and I doubt the water there is deep so the scope would be pretty small.

Of course the problem is that the ship would still swing around. 100 feet isn't a lot for a container ship.

recently, there was a chinese container ship dragging it's anchor along the seafloor in the baltic sea, cutting cables

>>58154657
looks like it was on purpose

LUNR comfy

Based

>>58154657
Shit I've driven over that bridge multiple times

>>58152766
>>58153039
sounds good

soxs 3.50 calls are .03 each atm....

Why is NVDA constantly held back? Is it still the lingering trauma from Red Friday?

Don't forget to recycle

>>58155315
You reckon they're going to recycle all that shit that fell in the water from the bridge?

truth social niggers we are so back

>>58150748
>>58150748
>>58150748

>>58155314
seems to be in a range currently. grinding power for the next step up or down. seems to be that up is more likely with previous price action. dunno how long will it stay in this range.

Up 10k for the day. Made back all my losses from NVDA dumping... thank you DJT.

>>58152832
KING

>>58154801
>>58155195
>The port is also the busiest U.S. port for car shipments
This was fully orchestrated to push more tesla cars out of American factories. This boat crash is the only reason for TSLA going hard into the green, and the harbour won’t be fixed for a long time. Bullish for lithium

Ah CVE, always my little gem

Whats going on with LLAP

the last /smg/

>>58155983
Thank God

>bridge collapses
>first green day this week
god bless the USA