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58152352 No.58152352 [Reply] [Original]

>Parents were illegals
>they never paid tax
>left me nearly 600k all in cash
>get welfare and free accomodation from goverment
>never worked in my life
>bought crypto face to face since 2013, accurred $1,500,000 in crypto
>nearly 2 million in assets the government doesn't know about
>can't deposit the cash because there is no record of me ever obtaining it and it might flag me as a welfare fraud
>can't sell the crypto kyc because no proof I acquired it legally
Wat do biz?

>> No.58152357

Tell you what fren, I'll cash it out for you.

>> No.58152360

>>58152352
Kys for being a disgusting Latinx?

>> No.58152362

Start an online business selling a $2,000,000 pick up artist course

Get 1 customer

>> No.58152364

>>58152352
I-I don't want to help illegal welfare leech scum.

>> No.58152368

Move somewhere that doesn't tax on crypto and withdraw it all.

>> No.58152369

>>58152352
Buy gold with crypto then sell gold for cash at coin shops

>> No.58152376
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58152376

>he thinks 4ch is a truly anonymous site he can hide while bragging about his crime
jannie has your ip btw

>> No.58152377

>>58152352
Go back

>> No.58152382

>>58152352
>parents were illegals
go home

>> No.58152410

>>58152352
You have to go back, leech.

>> No.58152442

>>58152352
XMR

>> No.58152477
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58152477

>>58152352
>Parents were illegals
it kind of screws you in the long run, it's a bit unpredictable
I mean, I don't know if my VINU will have the same luck with that history, the IRS is scary

>> No.58152488

>>58152352
send it to me ill pay taxes for it and give you 80%

>> No.58152497

>>58152352
Go to the philippines and i'll make you a proxy KYC binance account

>> No.58152589

>>58152352
Do you think anyone here is helping you wash the money? It's 2024, just ask ChatGPT for that.

>> No.58152797

>>58152352
Use your gains to buy Monero.

>> No.58152808

>>58152360
This

>> No.58152992

>>58152352
Wait till nfts pick up again then proceed to buy your clean nft from yourself with your dirty wallet
O mr irs man i was just lucky buying cryptocucks (tm) early

>> No.58153139

>>58152352
>1pbtid
if true, atomic swaps, XMR

>> No.58153152

>>58152376
>your honor, I'd like to submit this wojak post as evidence

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58154810

>>58152352
create nft collection
"mysterious whale" (You) buys the nfts from you.
now you are rich.
you can do the same with physical art but its slower.

>> No.58154888

>>58154810
This. If you market it right you might even be able to get retards to buy your other NFTs for a fuckton since some were already bought for a lot by (you)rself.

>> No.58154902

Move outside the country

Only chance besides literally laundering the crypto/money

>> No.58154909

>>58152352
are you fat?

>> No.58154918

>>58154810
This can also be done with shitcoins you created

>> No.58154942

>>58152352
You can still pay taxes

>> No.58154997

>>58152352
>>bought crypto face to face since 2013
How are you so poor if you got in that early

I'm at 2M from 2016 and I played it far from optimally

>> No.58155008

>>58152352
imagine starting with 600k in 2013 and only having 2 million in the current year even without paying taxes. It would be challenging to fuck up so badly I guess theyre not sending their best. Maybe consider either going back to whatever shithole you came from, or even killing your self