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you didnt get fired

>>58145879
Firing process isn’t immediate usually

If you have medical certificates they can’t do anything

>>58145988
I have none

If they ask just say you had covid and you didn't want to get anyone sick. They probably assumed this anyway. What kind of work do you do?

>>58145879
I can't tell from your post if you actually said "though I know I got fired" when talking to them.
Did you say that? Or was that a thought?
Either way it is incredibly based, I love it.
You showed them anon.

>>58146205
>Did you say that? Or was that a thought?

I assumed I was fired since I went over the allowed absences for the year

>>58145879
Nothing ever happens

Men of antiquity charged headfirst into battle, conquered cities in foreign lands, and put their enemies to the sword and flame. Meanwhile, you're calling into your gay wagecucked job with "mental illness." LMAO, you're just a pussy!

>>58145879
jobs straight up need to start accommodating for these mental breakdowns. more people are experiencing them than you realize.

>>58146229
hehe, is this your first job? good for you buddy.

>>58146304
nah, bandage job since Im going back to school. i told them in advance so they know

>>58146297
they are. its fucking ridiculous. I work with a guy that has taken more days off for his mental health than he has showed up this last year. he is completely useless and even when he is 'working' he gets nothing done. they still haven't fired his ass. I don't understand it desu.

There’s an interview with Larry David where something similar happened. They weren’t picking his skits so he told them he quit and walked out. Realized he made a mistake that night and showed back up to work (SNL) and no one said anything.

>>58146292
Ops ancestors wouldn't even bother if they could see their bloodline now.

I took 3 days off over two months, non-consecutive, when I was too tired to work because I'm graveyard, didn't sleep for 3 days straight, and was experiencing hallucinations not safe to drive. Fired despite giving them warning. I haven't worked since. Normies are niggers.

>>58145879
They’re hoping you will either work for free or won’t shoot up the place

>>58146229
Former HRfag here, nope. They'd have to give you a written warning and if you say it was for a medical reason (ie I was sick) they have to REALLY work hard to fire you. Even in the states.

If you have nothing in writing, you're in the clear. If they ask why you were absent, just say it was for medical reasons. If they need a doctor's note, say you didn't go and they never said you needed one.

If it's a mental illness thing try looking for a therapist that offers first session free (your insurance may just cover like 10 sessions a year or something) and tell them you're dealing with whatever you're dealing with and you need a note for why you weren't able to work. That's only IF they say you need a doctor's note. Otherwise just don't do it.

"Allowed absences" - is this for PTO or just in general? Either way they have to give you a warning first.

>>58146297
Yeah when I was in the military I wound up going to rehab to get some time off. Incidentally it got me sober but the main reason was to get away from my shitty bosses for 30 days. That lasted me two years until at the height of covid and vax mandate bullshit (illegal orders), they saddled me with a project that was doomed to fail so I made a point of spreading the blame around as much as possible and had a minor breakdown. Eventually I was able to quit with full honorable but all the burnout has kept me from working since then (thank god for crypto).

>>58146334
these nutcases are all grifters ready to abuse the leftist rules with lawsuits for "discrimination"

>>58146334
Firing people is incredibly hard, especially when they have a medical excuse. Imagine doing your normal 40 hours a week, but shorthanded by one guy, and getting rid of him takes another 40 hours a week on top of that. And then after all that work, it's determined that nope he was in the right, you were wrong, and you owe him all these apologies and shit. It nearly broke one supervisor I was helping because the previous two supervisors fucked her and the guy over.

AFAIK that tard is still there wasting time and money and doing little productive work.

>>58146351
File a complaint with your state labor board. At the very least your company will get investigated which will inconvenience them greatly, and you might get damages awarded by the state without even a lawsuit.

>>58146333
Good (or even average) employees are so rare these days it's hard to justify letting one go even if they miss work a lot. I worked as a hiring manager up until the end of last year. It was a nightmare trying to keep the place staffed. There was lots of people calling out all the time and fucking up to the point they should have been fired or at least disciplined, but the only person who ever got fired was a guy who stole money.

>>58146334
Unfathomably Based. That guy is leading the way bros. I am a NEET at heart, I will from now on call sick every other day from work because of the distress it's causing me not be able to express my true inner self, and there's not a god damn thing anyone can do about it

>>58146411
>be a grifter
kill liberals
kill unionists

>>58146425
You should just quit man. It's not worth sticking around workplaces that are circling the drain so bad they can't keep full staffing or maintain worker discipline. They just dump all the problems on HR and expect us soul-less vampires to fix everything... It's just not worth it. Hell fucking Chainlink labs has a bunch of HR people and they don't even do anything. Try applying there.

>>58146444
>grifter
>liberals
>unionists
You don't understand what ANY of those words actually mean.

>>58146468
fight me irl

>>58146528
lol. Read a book sometime. I recommend a dictionary, to start.

>>58146456
I did quit. The last straw was watching my boss start paying people out of his own pocket to cover shifts of people who kept calling out. I realized how broken and pathetic the whole thing is.

>>58146339
Kek. Didn't know about that. On a much smaller scale, one of my coworkers (small company) actually walked off the job and called the office to say she quit, and the hr girl actually told her she's not going to let her quit so she's not classifying it as one, and to go home and relax.
She showed up the next day and nobody said anything. I guess everyone gets one. I'm sitting on mine.

>>58146334
>I don't understand it
Big chance he's just slacking off because he's got some leverage on his boss. Probably caught him fucking one of the workers one afternoon and agreed not to tell his wife in exchange for being able to take some days off for his "mental health

>>58146292
Men of Antiquity would straight up slay anyone that tried to get them to work/exist/function in todays shithole society. Your whole premise is incomparable. Imagine some Roman Legionnaire or Gladiator writing sales quotes all day and putting up with an HR roastie. Heads would roll.

>>58146334
The companies are paid by the state to keep people off of welfare and disability.

>>58146292
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>>58148002
>muh ancestors
holy cope

>>58145879
I was about to do this until I reset myself with a heroic dose of psilocybin

>>58146468
Faggot

>>58149004
I went on Prozac and I went a bit crazy. Maybe I'm bipolar or something

>>58149283
You definitely need psilocybin then
They work 10x better than SSRI
You just have to micro or mesodose to avoid any bad trips

>>58149004
unequivocally based. Strong spiritual events will attune you to yourself if you let them.

>you don't want to wage?
>the solution is pills goyim
Get a hobby op. Big pharma shills get a hobby too. A better one

>>58145879
Nice

>>58145879
your boss is not doing his job well
you won the lottery, you just have to pretend to work; it's because of these things that you end up learning things you shouldn't on the job, I mean, I found out that my VINU doesn't care about the fees lmao

>>58145879
Just in general I’ve noticed employers being more lenient about attendance or sick time or mental health days with employees who aren’t remote. They actually seem worried about losing people. There seems to be an unspoken understanding that everybody is holding down two jobs. Maybe that’s flipped the script a little. I’m really not sure. Remote workers, however, are fired without a second thought.

>>58145879
you should sue

>>58145879
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>>58149283
Maybe you should stop abusing drugs

>>58146339
Lmao is that where he got the idea for that seinfeld episode where george quits in dramatic fashion then realizes he made a mistake, so he shows up to work the next day and pretends he still works there kek

>>58145879
>has a job no one needs you at
I'm an employer of 15 people and this is NOT a good look, but I'll allow it.
It's slow and you saved me money not showing up.

>>58145879
Outcome is entirely dependent on how much your boss and coworkers like you and how often you do things like that.

>>58145879
Seem like you might need to start looking for another job or probably work for yourself like i'm doing by creating blogs and apps which I'm monetizing via Adsense, Admob and Hydro Online

>>58152648
He is definitely not winning the lawsuit

>>58155720
It sounds harsh but it's the best advice here, and I think with that Hydro Online anybody can easily earn something from being a publisher

>>58156048
Why would I sue?

>>58145879

You´re a lucky ass ngga, tell me a crypto I ll get it

>>58157838

Go MAGA anon, thats the lucky one

>>58157843

You´re lucky if you get something w that

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>>58157843

Last month I did 100x w that, buy I think is dead now

>>58149283
>I went on Prozac and I went a bit crazy
been there
Best advice is get off that shit and never touch it again, but you may have realized that by now
Unironically, doctors just push shitty pills. Don't trust them. Exercise, get good sleep, eat good food and find things to laugh about. If you're into social drug use I would recommend small doses of psilocybin. Best of luck

>>58157889
Prozac has helped me with anxiety and depression. First time I went mentally crazy