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Optimistically, the United States collapses into civil war in the 12-18 months. Pessimistically, the United States get depopulated in nuclear war in the next 12-18 months. Everyone in pic related is building nuclear survival shelters. What investments do I need to profit from these scenarios?

>>58136587
>no hentai link
Faggot.

>>58136587
Ugly and fake

oh god... I think I'm gonna...
I'm gonna...
SLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORP

>>58136620
*in the next

>>58136620
As long as the nukes hit where the white people are and then other nations fuck off afterwords I'm ok with this

>>58136620
Two more weeks.

>>58136613
Female natural gas hopefully, right?

>>58136600
Sometimes I don't like the way the thumbnails turn out, let me try this one.

>>58136620
Or nothing happens, not crash, no plague, no war, and people lose purchasing power and QoL in a thousand small cuts beyond their control.
Look at the price of cocoa or sugar. Fundamentals wont change any time soon. Producers will charge more or you'll get less per package. Chocolate will become low quality, simulated flavors, and only really available for the rich or as a special event. Little pleasures like that will become difficult for the poor

>>58136620
if many people die, ai will be needed to replace them
ai will also eventually replace our jobs

therefore i invest into ai d_______ so that ill at least have money to live off from

>>58136708
you need a girlfriend fat hands

>>58136708
Accept the Faustian spirit in the pursuit of perfection.

>>58136677
Tomorrow the government is going to start seizing the property and businesses of people who stand up to the regime, starting with Trump. At a minimum, this will have a disastrous effect for stocks with exposure to the commercial real estate market, but it's easy to see how this could spiral into civil war.

>>58136600
>>58136708
Last try

>>58136724
I like this one cause it shows the scale of that microphone to her head. Big mic? Little head? Who knows!

>>58136587
Hey guys, figured you might appreciate this, been holding bags for this stock since 2022 (-50% currently, was -75%) and they just recently posted their first positive income quarter. I think personally this may be one of the biggest marijuana stocks. even though I've lost so much money just holding. I've also been accumulating as well (currently at almost 10K shares).

Posting this because I want to know what other anons think if it's a good investment or not. Personally I believe it will go pretty high (~10-20~$ in the next 5 years)

>>58136710
I don't think the slow collapse scenario is valid, because there is external pressure from China and Russia who will seize on the increasing incompetence and weakness of the United States and push us into either civil or nuclear war. If there was no conflict on the world stage, I would agree with you, but Russia and China won't allow that to happen. They want results and they want them quickly. Which begs the question, how do I increase the value of my portfolio quickly enough so that I can afford my own nuclear survival shelter?

>>58136780
>China and Russia who will seize on the increasing incompetence and weakness of the United States
They already used tiktok recommendations to wake up zoomers

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I93XzY8nRso

>>58136813

>>58136813
We're gonna be so back

>>58136838
oh good nasdaq up the market is saved

Amzn, Googl, MSFT, Intel, V. Do I add more to each or go TQQQ? $120k

>>58136813
And I feel fine.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0GFRcFm-aY

>>58136813
I will say it again, this pic always reminds me of Mike Stoklasa from RLM

>>58136725
Sure thing, bud. Whatever you say. In a year you'll be exactly where you are now.

>>58136874
it's a good pic

>>58136885
That's just, like, your opinion, fed.

>>58136927
Dawg if you wanna panic and start building a bunker and shit then don't let me stop you. When another year or two or five pass without everything fucking exploding I'm sure you'll come up with another upcoming doomsday prophecy to justify it.

just watched a vid on the downfall of vertical farms, spoiler alert its because they only grew leafy greens and they cost $5 per head to make in a vert farm vs $1.5 per including logistics on a traditional farm.

but just a thought experiment, couldn't the vert farms work better if they instead grew saffron, which costs $22 per gram at the store? one article I read reported $100k gross per acre while lettuce only $11k. but saffron takes skilled labor to pick out the stamens, they're tiny and inside the flower. But if you could build a specialized robot that uses AI just to locate and pick out the stamen, you could easily keep costs under the $100K per acre ceiling.

but I guess if it was easy to do, the price of saffron would collapse by now. and if its hard to do, you run the risk of someone stealing your methods and running the same operations with less revenue but same output.

if I could do all this in semi-secret, only sell enough saffron to stay in the green, no one would notice you and it'd eventually turn into a money printing machine. need to move to eastern europe to one of the more lawless countries. I got another business idea I could try there where I get industrial printers and make very very good counterfeit MTG cards, I could try both at once, they'd each only cost 150k to start up maybe.

thx for reading my blog, no one at work cares about stocks or money making ideas beyond sportsbetting and scratchers, and all my friends are busy dads who can never hang out.

What are some companies that you would feel comfortable holding forever

>>58136945
>I know better than the wealthiest and most powerful US oligarchs, who have access to insider information, and who think that the United States is nearing collapse
lol

REAL
SCHIZO
HOURS

>>58136991
>be Jeff Bezos, one of the wealthiest and most powerful US oligarchs
>have access to insider information
>think that the United States is nearing collapse
>"I must do something!"
>sell 5% of my shares

Oil futures currently up, not just short dated contracts but long ones too.
>>58136979
You would be better off operating a complete agriculture system in a place where food prices are high.
>Grow crops
>feed fish
>fish poop becomes fertilizer
>Sell fish
Or you could start an aquaponics setup for something like Mussels and potentially get cheap green loans to set up the business since they clean the water. Shells can be crushed and used as a calcium carbonate supplement for another processs etc. If the meat is too heavily concentrated to be consumed by humans you can just filter it another animal etc.

Gemini makes ugly images compared to dall e and SD
I've still never actually bothered to fuck with midjourney because discord

Holy fuck $DWAC... we might have an actual squeeze tomorrow. Meme magic is real.

>>58136979
>mtg
Wouldnt. I hold $6500 sealed and they reprint all sorts of high price non RL cards. "High quality chinese proxies" exist too. It would take very specialized knowledge and luck to make it work

wow what a waste of a week

>>58137102
I'm low key more interested in decks that are metallic blanks with nfc or something
and ar glasses that have a green screen effects for the blanks to make it like they are cards
then when summoned its like the ygo holo disks

>>58137044
damn AQB could start up a saffron farm. bring in some AI company that can produce a robot that can tell purple and red apart, and only pick up the red, you got gold man.

while doing more research on this, I'm def gonna someday rent out a greenhouse for a few years, try out growing a few acres, even better if I do a bit of low tech vertical farms, cram 10 acres into 2. could likely find a small town nearby that could give me the right climate and low costs for land and labor.

>>58137013
Here is Zuckerberg's bunker:
https://time.com/6551188/mark-zuckerberg-underground-bunker-hawaii-report-reaction/

They scrubbed all the information about Bezos's even larger bunker in Nevada. Every single billionaire is building apocalypse bunkers right now.

>>58137186
Is Bezos just a Falloutboo?

>>58137186
Think Zuck will wear his human skinsuit when he's safely in his bunker?

>>58137225
Did every single US oligarch decide to become a falloutboo at the same time?

>>58136620
t. Chud

>>58137102
yeah I bet if you did a legitimate printing business to keep the lights on while perfecting the cards you could do this. I once went on an autistic research bender on this and there are more than a few videos on how to spot fakes, and how to spot reals, and honestly if you just get 4 out of 5 markers for a real card close enough, and keep the cards printed at the medium price range I could print money, its just that it would take a year at least to get the quality up to snuff

It'd be fun tho just to see nerds screech about the mysteriously collapsing price of a $22 dollar card

but in the end I got some morals, and I do live in a very litigious country, so don't wanna get fucked by hasbro lawyers.

but if any bored crypto millionaires out there living in romania want to try this......

>>58137186
if i was rich id also want to make a huge bunker for fun too honestly
i think it'd be cooler than a mega yacht, i would never get a yacht even if i was a billionaire because itd mean id have to interact with a crew just to make it function

a bunker you could probably over-engineer to be structurally sound for centuries, and then you'ld just hire people to come in every week to clean it and do other maintenance but they dont have to be there all the time

>>58137250
Strange days.

does anyone have an iphone, ive had my free iphone from wealthsimple for a couple days and im about to nuke half the original apps

why would i ever need to do powerpoints or spreadsheets on my phone, it's taking up over 1gb and i only have 128gb since it was free

>>58137252
>>58137265
>hahaha it's all fun and games XD
>that's why every single US oligarch with insider connections has suddenly started building nuclear survival bunkers at the same time!!!
>BBBUUULLLLLLLIIISSSHHH!!!

>>58137282
Yes I have an iPhone. I only really use like 6 apps on it though: web browser, stocks app (which sucks and doesn't even show % changes), weather app, Gmail, Google Maps, and messenger

>>58137186
government crushes rich people every single time.

>>58137265
Those missile silo home conversions are neat

>>58136979
>MTG
just have connections and get tens of thousands of dollars of product from the landfill bro, they're intentionally destroying it nowadays

>>58137282
nah just throw those default apple apps in the trash. Health/Fitness is ok i guess, if you are going to use it

just download the apps for stuff youre going to use

>>58137302
oh that sucks i might have saved the stocks app but in that case id be better off just using any third party stock tracker
it feels weird moving to a new ecosystem and not even using any of the apple-specific stuff

at least there's no bloatware like facebook app being pre-installed or something, fuck even win10 at some point I was so confused why Disney+ was installed like what the fk

>up +0.8% already
yeah i'm thinking we're all gonna wagmi /smg/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEq-cvq_cK4

>>58137282
I mostly just use these

>>58137265
If I become a billionaire I'm gonna just start building shit. There's enough successful businesses with storefronts and corporate offices out there, every fucking billionaire ever has a $___ million mansion with all the bells and whistles, fuck all that shit. I'm gonna make a 1-1 recreation of Gmod maps I played the shit out of in middle school and tons of swimming pools with weird tile covered dimly lit hallways and vaguely brutalist concrete objects in the middle of the woods.

>>58137302
If the phone app works the same as the laptop one then they added functionality to have both. I have the sidebar on my work computer set up to show various tickers and it has % and dollar amounts now.

>>58136587

BIG AIRDROP

https://twitter.com/BrainTolivl/status/1771035832461226207

>>58137356
whats the lore behind the blank widget?

Ooh my Honda is doing something overnight

>>58137342
the stocks app is fine actually, it's just the lack of % changes bothers me, but not enough that I'd find another app. I have my broker's app too, but that's different. The built in stocks app lets you add graphs to the home and lock screens. I can tap the phone and swipe left to see a few tickers (with crude graphs) without having to fully unlock the phone.

>>58137356
>Blank Widget
wat?

>>58137381
>appleshit
My hands aren't big enough to reach up there
iOS populates the home screen from top to bottom
so unless I fill the space with something, it means apps I want on the homescreen are too high to reach and the accessible lower portion would be empty

>>58137394
i'll give it a chance, at least i dont have to make an account like other third party apps

>>58137365
Oh, lol, there is actually % changes. Apparently there's a setting for that, and I had it set to show the market cap (and most of the tickers I have set up are ETFs so they were blank)
So now that I changed it to show %, I have to complaints at all
I'm a retard

>>58137407
ahh, i just made the big clock and calendar widget at the top

>>58137420
take a look at your homescreen
There is a clock widget AND a clock on the taskbar at the very top
I have a certain disdain for a redundancy like that.

>>58137430
the default clock is white and blends in with my background

Yes making money and having a good time is all fine but take care of your health to. You don't want to be 60 and dragging some ox canister around do you or god forbid end up like some of those fat fucks rolling round in the electric scooter carts at the KR. Or see your med cabinet crammed with pills. Don't get me wrong; having a hot nurse is one thing but you don't need to get one that badly by tanking your health do you? (Sides; the happy ending would most likely cause your heart to give out anyway)

>>58136620
>What investments do I need to profit from these scenarios?
shitposting aside it's just owning non american stocks or having some bonds to rebalance when shit tanks
its not that complicated

>>58137361
unfathomably based

id build the darkRP map and populate it with wagies, and just go around breaking in and doing raids like im a rogue admin

ironically, id live in the sewers/metro

I have it on good authority that platinum price is extremely oversold and underproduced, going into 2025.
What's the best way to get a leveraged position (like 3x) on PGM miners?
t. Canadian anon

>>58137450
if I was a billionare I'd do small shit like build a jimmy johns in my hometown

>>58137459
I'd build vape shops, cannabis stores, and Tim Hortons on every block that would let me.
I'd be a trillionaire by EoY

>>58137459
>Jimmy johns
their sandwiches are 50% bread 40% iceberg lettuce 10% stuff you actually want

If I was a billionaire I think I'd donate large amounts to local union strike funds.

>>58137491
it's exclusively for the hunters club
fantastic amount of meat for how much you pay
and the unwich is sublime

>>58137475
Dispensaries don't make a lot of profit and deal with a lot of bullshit

>>58137506
I'm Canadian, it's different here, they do make a lot of money. Otherwise they wouldn't have one on every street corner; and growing.

Nice to see oil pick up a bit. On our way to $100+

>>58137496
I'd buy large plots of land and start a program where I hired high schoolers to manage a community garden, prepare meals with what they grow, and deliver them to people in my community. They'd get paid minimum wage + a 50% match in treasury bond purchases and in lieu of team building exercises I would have them take financial literacy classes as a group
Since I'm hypothetically a billionaire I don't care if it loses money and I'm sure I could work out some kind of tax write off for the business only losing money.

>american bond reserves are barely 39% of the global total
>this is before the rate cuts

>>58137554
>amerigan bongs
BUY BUY BUY

>>58137554
I bought 650$ of series i bonds last week
I am doing my part

>>58136587

BIG AIRDROP

https://twitter.com/BrainTolivl/status/1771035832461226207

>>58137525
pls no my subaru brz takes 91/93 octane fuel

>>58136979
is saffron really that good, i mean wtf is its problem

>>58137566
Buy Subaru stock, friend

>>58137566
>owning a car that loses value every year
>posts on an investment board

sorry to hear that bud, maybe you should have stayed in your moms basement hoarding gold and uranium like the rest of us

>>58136725
qrd? this about the lawyer seizing trump's assets?
>>58137186
native hawaiians will tear zuck a new asshole the moment SHTF happens.

>>58137580
I cook with it all the time

BOIL is best

>>58137562
I wish vangaurd had a long term tips fund
imagine 20-30 year tips and hyper inflation lol

>>58137298
>>BBBUUULLLLLLLIIISSSHHH
Unironically yes

>>58137589
i cant help it, i was infected by a stupid anime about drifting tofu when i was a kid

>>58136621
>no hentai link
Good.

>>58137302
Please buy more apps from the app store
t. AAPL bagholder

>>58137616
Sorry, I only use free apps because I'm a cheapskate

>>58136720

holy shit i want to guzzle her cum

>>58136651
getting nuked would probably be the best possible outcome for regular, white citizens of the US. the major cities (and military bases) would be targeted, leading to the near complete annihilation of nogs and beans.

what does sex with a woman feel like?

>>58137661
like warm apple pie

I shorted NVDA and hold BOIL.
Yes, I am very based.

>>58136620
>"IS HAPPENING! IN THE NEXT 12-18 MONTHS! THIS TIME FOR SURE!"

Leave your basement, touch grass, get some fresh air. Talk to people.

That’s it.. I’m going beast mode.

Do Jews trade stocks on Purim? Or do they take the week off?

>>58137671
>I shorted NVDA
I was balls deep in puts on Friday but I ended up selling for break even because I didn't have the balls to hold through the weekend.

>>58137671
based and suicidal
good luck

>did the tater tot and bean casserole turn out to taste good

>>58137655
>>58136724
She deserves, She gets, Everything she wants.

best part of investing is that women will never get it

XOM been on a run lately. All we need is the pioneer deal to close.

>>58137889
AHEM

>>58137686
Purim is for heeming goyim. Beware.

How do I use my gains to meet women? Are there any matchmaking services that aren't scams?

t. turning 30 soon

>>58137612
Part of the fun of finance is having nice hoes at your whim whenever you need to take a load (or 3) off. Now if only there were publicly traded hoe companies to rake in the gains.

Should I buy 100 shares of LLAP for funzies

>>58137991
go after low hanging fruit, cashiers at dollar stores for example

>>58137991
do they deserve the results of your work after likely not as much as glancing in your direction the past 10 years?

>>58137671
rekt

>>58138026
Bro I got dental work this week too soon.

>>58138010
any chick who is a nurse as well

>>58138031
thicc short nurses are the bestest

Test

>>58137950
>Purim is for heeming goyim
Is it possible to heem the heemers?

so, as soon as we get the first rate cut its time for a bear market?

>>58138031
nurses are crazy. also healthcare has extremely bad infidelity rates, almost as bad as teachers

CHINA SELL

>>58138010
So 300lb single moms that live in a trailer?

>>58138025
But what's the alternative?

>>58138031
>>58138038
How do I into nurses?

>>58138047
Are they really?

>>58138006 management is straight retarded, like no joke retards. Best bet is Lockheed bails them out.

>>58138055
you into them piv style

>>58138055
surpass your biology
or become a sexpat

>>58138065
But where to meet them?

>>58138069
How is that any different from admitting defeat?

>>58137176
>bring in some AI company that can produce a robot that can tell purple and red apart, and only pick up the red, you got gold man.
choosing the color is easy as hell, but making a human-like hand that can actually grab stuff is hard as fuck
see how we have AI for more and more things but still no robots that can walk on two legs
Boston dynamics does some of this, but it's still not good enough
If you wanted to create a robot to, for example, fold your clothes that is pretty much impossible right now afaik

>>58137671
>short NVDA
There is an argument to be made that NVDA could slightly dump after a considerably extended rally after last week. Otherwise, chances are more likely, on Monday/Tuesday, that NVDA will reach about 1000.

>long BRAPGAS
I answered someone earlier this month that NATGAS would hit about 2.00 after a having a prolonged dump. This happened precisely on March 5th. Further, I elaborated that beyond that it would be very unlikely for it to continue pumping as there's an insane amount of momentum keeping the price down.

If there IS a recovery, I would expect it to hit 3.5ish in 2026 before any significant decision as to pump/dump/crab.

You're in two losing bets. You should cut and run as soon as possible.

>>58138031
Don't bother unless you're making 200k because she's taking orders from someone younger and whom makes more money then you

AND I TOLD EVERYONE... ABOUT THE DOW HISTORY

Remember the 08 crash? Many reputable bluechip firms didnt recover till 2012 or some even later,
What would you do to cope with an overnight mega crash where you baghold for 4+ years?

>>58138122
I'm a TSLA and AAPL baggie so I'm getting used to the idea already

>>58136979
Farms on the ground, can be planted and harvested with simple cheap tractors.
Vertical farms still need expensive human hands.

>>58136620
Palantir? They aren't a meme stock anymore that's for sure

>>58138098
your gif answers your questions. Musical clubs/lessons, grocery stores, outdoor platonic adult recreational activities. You just have to go take a free day and go out shopping. Talk to the random people you make eye contact with; ask how their day is going or if they know about 'insert mutual topic here' because you just cannot make heads or tails of it. Woman are sexual by nature and assume immediately that every guy they talk to wants to be inside them. Ignore this and ignore the fact that you do want to be inside them. IF you can get passed this first social faux pas in the art of seduction, you move onto the subtle game of conversation with woman. Filling the gaps of idle conversation with questions about future plans or meeting up again.

>>58138122
This is why I'm only heavily invested in MSFT, I do not at all mind bagholding for 4 years to break even, and will probably hold forever. Meanwhile I get a decent divvy.

>>58138122
within 4 months the sp500 was trending back up, you graciously take the discount on whatever you were going to buy and enjoy the ride up. unless you are retiring in the middle of a crash who cares

>>58137930
Women investors are better at sticking to a plan. Male investors are more likely to pull out of an investment and end up selling for less than they bought in at.
>on an unrelated note
I saw the article about how we aren't supposed to smell our steamdecks but I still like the smell of it while I play Steins;Gate
>on another unrelated note
Some of yall can't cook for shit
here is an old note from my mom on how to make a simple a1 sauce pot roast so you can eat better and get more nutes than frozen food and carls jr.
>>58138116
I didnt know they made kubernetes. fuck kubernetes

>>58136587

BIG AIRDROP

https://twitter.com/BrainTolivl/status/1771035832461226207

>>58138148
Omfg a free heckin animal token

I shouldn't have eaten so much cornslop

>>58138148
nigga i aint clicking that shit

>>58137686
>>58137950
>>58138041
I wouldn't make any big plays this week.
>Purim
>Russian falseflag the other day
>Lunar eclipse

>>58138148
>cryptoshit in /smg/
jannies pls

>>58136587
What are some Wild West stocks, /smg/? So far I've got

Rootin' tootin' shootin':
>POWW
>SWBI
>RGR

Rootin' tootin' drinkin':
>BF.B
>STZ

Lockin' up varmints:
>CXW
>GEO

Rustlin' cattle/eatin' chili:
>HRL

What else?

What's in the /SMG/ ETF?

RXRX
GAS
AI CAMS
NYCB

What else? i want to build a tracker for it

>>58137582
I have a subaru impreza base model, non-5 door.. did I do subaru right?

>>58138165
Might be a good week to finally slurp some MOGLF

>>58138177
There used to be a cows commodities futures index

>>58138177
UNP

>>58138199
VSCO
Series I bonds
LAAC
HE

>>58138200
I have a 2021 Impreza as well, friend

>>58137995
I don't disagree with anything you just said. None of this is related to cooming to hentai.

>>58138199
You better put in UUUU, UGL, and TLT

>>58138199
BEX

>>58138199
RDDT puts

>>58138199
You might as well put in AQB, WKHS, TBLT

>>58138177

>>58138267
Will there be an options chain tomorrow?

>>58138215
Good one! Any other trains go through them plains and mountains?

>>58138281
Why's Hess Wild West?

>>58138205
>Up 6.5% in Hong Kong trading
By the Great Khan!

>>58138006
Now would be the time to do it. You'd know very quickly if it was a good bet or not as earnings are on Tuesday. Line will either go up, or it will go down. One way or the other you won't have to wait very long.
Good luck with whatever you decide on. I've been buying handfuls of shares on the current downward trend.
I get called Garbageman2.0 whenever I bring it up, but maybe check out Aduro Clean Technologies while you're at it. There is an award that they are nominated for with 3 top slots, the winner gets a lot of exposure so if things go well there should be some price movement on that one finally.

>>58138199
dont tell anyone but it has always been JEPI

>>58138177
TLF

>futures
I did it bros, I think this is a good omen for the markets this week
Is Friday a holiday or 1/2 day?

oil bros.....................

the world is our oyster

>>58138328
Thanks, you talked me out of it

how are you going to trade better this week anon?

VOD seems like a nice, cheap value play with a fat divvie, but numbers look to good to be true. What am I missing? They're selling off some of their divisions, but are acquiring elsewhere, and their profit is only slightly less than last year.

>>58138312
>Any other trains
My uncle trains too. Trains is hard job

>>58133649
>China says no more Intel/amd, and is about to squash msft os.
Proof?

>>58138450
They’re faking their numbers.

>>58138473
They really want to kill their country. Their new ally Russia does only one thing correctly: missiles. They are not going to get this new innovation from somewhere else. They would have to have a partnership with Taiwan or kidnap the scientists. They can't just steal innovation.

>>58138460
it is hard

>>58138473
they banned intel and amd but only from govt computers, not a big deal

>>58137756
THE PEOPLE WANT TO KNOW!

>>58138497
Their ally Russia can provide them all their energy needs. The bigger issue is China is staring down a debt avalanche.

>>58136587
URANIUM

>futures
fuck

>>58137013
Amazon is going to pop so hard I'm so sad I don't have money to go all in

>>58138550
Steady as she goes.

>>58138199
SOUN
UEC

>>58138541
That might be the issue that's pressing, but China's always been [on the verge of collapse.] I'm not worried if they're not able to keep up with up technologically. They really need to lose that edge they've had, being deeply partnered with us, selling all of our chips, and stealing all of our technologies due to lax immigration restrictions.

They're fucking dummies

I just discovered that there's a COST near me
Like... I already knew there was one nearby in the next town... but turns out there's also one in my town too! They're less than 5 miles apart
Maybe I should just become a member

>>58138608
Get a hotdog

>>58138550
Gweenish by morning.

>>58138608
>he wants to be a Costco ($COST) guy
Lmao Costco is such a fuckin goytrap. You literally spend more money, on the same shit.

So how are you invested people?

Do you mostly hold ETFs? Are you trading dailies? Weekly? Longer?

Are you a dividend fag who believes earning 3k a year on a 100k portfolio is nice?

Or are you a god damn boglefag

How do you guys feel about SOUN? I'm already $500 in profit from SOUN, sold my whole stack last Thursday when it collapsed. Should I buy in again or do the bears control it now?

>>58138648
>Are you a dividend fag who believes earning 3k a year on a 100k portfolio is nice?
hey chill bro, I'm gonna buy some ETFs this year I just haven't researched anything yet

>>58138648
When the market correction inevitably comes, dividend fags will sloorp up the earth.

>>58138648
i just hold a select few equities long (nvda + msft mostly) and keep accumulating more shares every paycheck

>>58138648
I larp as a value investor, but if I don't DCA into an index fund for the umpteenth time I end up either never buying the stock or holding way too long

Buy X..

What are yalls predictions for the market this week? Any events or tickers I need to watch?

>>58138122
It's about equity, not just money.

Maybe I'll take my profits on GOOGL and buy uhhhhhhh...

>oil futures

>>58138122
>overnight mega crash
08 didn't have that, lad. Not until deep in to the bear market when anyone who wasn't engaging in competitive knife catching had already pulled out.

>he didn't buy LAAC

>>58138513
Nailed it. Well done.

>>58138770
Fucking bugs. I hate the way they cook sometimes.
>no no no the suffering improves flavor
fuckers

>>58138407
I don't fucking know. Divide up my portfolio into plays/themes and only then allocate to symbols within each?

>>58138781
Forget lithium, apparently oil and gas is the Argentina angle if YPF and VIST are anything to go by.

>>58138798
YPF will definitely do better. I posted some time ago about how they've been constantly raising prices since Milei took office. Sadly I sold a call @19 so I'm gonna kiss my shares bye bye this Thursday I think.

>>58138798
>>58138802
This doesn't mean I'm eager to buy more into it. As I've stated previously too I don't trust this Milei fucker.

>>58137496
If I was a billionaire I’d do this reverse Epstein thing where I’d hire instathots to have sex with 13 year old boys.

>>58138787
Whenever I visit /gif/ half of every gore and rekt thread is just chinks dying or torturing animals. For a bunch of buddists the karma denying is unreal. Also something weird about the great firewall blocking everything but horrific deaths from China

>>58138725
Why? The Nippon Steel deal is dead.
>>58138816
>visit /gif/
I only go there for the kino bbw & curvy/chubby threads

>>58138122
The same thing I did in ‘08-‘09 which was slurp for years straight.

>>58138821
I figured gifs can derive the most value out of really long pornos but I instantly got sucked into gore and traumatized myself. Now I avoid /gif/ and pray to god my death is quick.

>>58138325
I’m making so much goddamn money of the Kongers over the past couple of months.

>>58138770
Is he okay?

>>58138816
>Also something weird about the great firewall blocking everything but horrific deaths from China
I feel like half the videos "out of China" that end up here are some kind of propaganda but it's hard to tell from who or why.

>>58136620
>Pessimistically, the United States get depopulated in nuclear war in the next 12-18 months.
How is this pessimistic? All the trash lives in the cities and that's all nukes will kill. A nuclear exchange would instantly improve the US.

>>58138648
Trying to be a Bogle player but I keep not buying.

Here is the first /SMG/ ETF. Not looking so good atm. I think we need new stocks or a better combo.

>>58138881
I met a whiteoid on pol who lives in china and says they are the most despicable “people” he has ever met. Probably posted 200 videos of the most embarrassing chinktivites. No VPN or anything. Said they would never catch him. One was a dog on a meat hook getting blow torched to a solid black char alive. There was some other stuff that was very unflattering for bug men.

I doubt they are smart enough to be playing 4d chess when they release videos of chinks getting meat grindered, stabbed to death, or eating virgin boy piss eggs. They are walking calculators and are taught nothing else about the world.

>>58138927
All it needs is a 3x short, my dude.

>>58138952
that seems like the play. I added soun but the etf is still bad. I guess we should just short our etf and get rich kek

>>58138927
>UUUU, UGL, and TLT
You did it, you fucking did it.
Very based ETF, anon.

>>58138770
wtf

>>58138959
What about CAPT, EVA, and LLAP?

>>58138959
An inverse LETF that shorts retail shoeshine boy memestocks is actually a brilliant idea. I propose the ticker SHOE.

>>58138927
The problem is if you wind the clocks back a year, only like half of those were even on anyone's radar.

DAWC to 300 this week

>>58138973
>What about CAPT, EVA, and LLAP?
added.

/smg/ just 4chans Jim Cramer? I need to scrape these threads of symbols and freq posted and just do puts.

>>58139012
>I need to scrape these threads of symbols and freq posted and just do puts.
I think you'd to do some sort of sentiment analysis since there tend to be a lot of bears here.
Ex: Rocker is long NYCB and I'm short but your scraper would count me as long.

Remember - no matter what the results say, we all need to spam social media saying “it’s the best quarter nvda has had in years.” This is our planned talking point. Make sure you use it.

The underlying performance literally doesn’t matter. No matter what, just repeat “ai”. The goal is to trick some normies into FOMO buying.

>Chick fil a dropping chicken with no anti biotics

I wish this was a public stock, I'd be shorting the fuck outta this right now

>>58139034
I feel like They've gone down hill pretty aggressively over the past year or so.

>>58139034
>Chick fil a dropping chicken with no anti biotics
Bro, I picked up a grilled chicken combo and it was $15 the other day. Prices are nuts, i'm just gonna make my own for 1/10 the price.

>>58139033
Do you think we're your personal army or something?
Enjoy your NVDA bags faget.

>>58139047
If you look at front contracts wholesale food has been more or less flat for 15 years. The high prices on food (especially fast food) are 100% markup and labor.

1st) eating bugs like shrimp and lobster is disgusting
2nd) making the animals suffer prior to eating them is shameful
3rd) will continue to make money on this market regardless if it goes up or down
4th) if you can't stand being alone for months working endlessly on your goals you will not make it
5th) listen to your heart

>>58138122
Focus on the long term and keep your stock allocation small enough that you can hold through a 50%-60% drawdown. Stocks are for long-term investing, after all. If you need the money in four years, it shouldn't be in stocks.

>>58139062
>and labor
HRMMMMMMM

>>58138637
Not true at all

>>58138608
Based

>>58139043
>>58139047
I know. I got a spicy deluxe combo with some extra nuggets and chicken tenders today for lunch at work.

Holy fucking shit, its NOTHING compared to what it used to be over 10 years ago...maybe even 20 years iirc. I swear the sandwiches were way bigger, the nuggets were larger, and even the tenders were more juicy and tender too. Now its all mediocre as shit. Not to mention proportions are pathetic in size, especially the tenders which I recall being bigger back in 2000's...real shame, I used to eat that all the time for a quick dinner when I went to high school.

>>58139079
That's the fun part. Because of all the administrative costs and general breakdown in American's ability to socialize your quality of life and real wages don't grow despite the cost of labor going up.

>>58139097
>there are still people who don't understand that the CIA is rigging the market to get Biden reeelcted
>there are still people who think this is a free market
>there are still people who think this is a free country

>>58139075
1. You're a faggot.

>>58139075
what do you have against Baggie's wife huh?

>>58139075
>4th) if you can't stand being alone for months working endlessly on your goals you will not make it
Socializing with people outside your family or *maybe* the church you grew up in is the most overrated crap.

>>58138977
true, I should pull from old threads, 6 months ago and test if the forward thinking was right.

>>58139075
Life is suffering you dip shit. I'm not advocating for torture or senseless suffering but come on you fucking retard eating anything is going to bring about its suffering and it happens in nature all of the time. Just go back to plebbit where you belong you massive pussy.

NVDA line go UP

>>58139111
If Biden loses and Trump wins it will signal the biggest fucking dump we have seen.

>>58139162
Don't do that. You won't like what you find.

>>58139182
It's going to dump either way. They know they're creating another 1929 and they don't care. If Trump wins it will make him look like Herbert Hoover. If Biden wins, they'll use it to further consolidate their power and transition the US to an even more insane version of FDR socialist politics. They are pure evil and need to be stopped.

>>58139111
Your conspiracies are too surface level. The president and the party he is affiliated with do not matter. Have not mattered since at least the 80s. The market does not care whomst is the figurehead and it shows in the price action. Trump administration had nice volatility because Donald liked to make statements through social media that would rustle the feathers is a way the market wasn't used to as it skipped the usual step of the media filtration process.

>>58139201
That's true even if Biden wins (aka shadow coup) they will just drop the facade and let it dump after prolonging it for that purpose. Just like they lie about economic indicators and reports to sell the idea the economy is doing "ok" under Biden.

>>58139201
>>58139182
Why are american politics THIS fuckin gay every time? DAX and CAC etc also are at ATH. I'm not thinking
>Yeah, that must be the french and german spies or even the americans to prop up the EU market, so that Macron and Scholz look good, lol
No, we just think
>Wtf is that retarded shit, this market is completely detached from european reality

Anyone else watch this guy? In his recent video he is going hard on Jerome Powell calling him a narcissist celebrating too soon that Powell fought off inflation without a recession. I mean I have been enjoying his takes even though he gets BTFO'd every video about being bearish and his bearish predictions.

>>58139217
No one cares about your opinion you obvious glow nigger. Even if you really are a euro that just makes you an irrelevant nigger cuck and your opinion still gets discarded.

>>58139204
And """"ISIS"""" just attacked Moscow without the help of the CIA or Ukraine, right """""anon"""""?

>>58139217
The current regime is led by globalist Atlanticists that want to merge the US and Europe into a superstate. Of course they implement similar economic policies.

>>58139226
>you an irrelevant nigger cuck
Peak deflection from your own state of being

>A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
>

>>58139239
It's sad to see faggots like you project this hard. It's ok old man Europe, keep yelling at the clouds

>>58137671
Nvidia is dumping to 590$

Market is delusional again

>>58139256
>Europeans, we were too dumb and cucked to ever have that

>>58139265
Yeah, I'm the old man yelling at clouds. You're the young trannies with guns shitting up this board with loli.

>>58138122
It's happening again.

We'll experience another GFC

>>58139272
>ignores euro trannies
Yup keep yelling at the clouds old man Europe

>>58139256
I'm still angry at how badly this is written

>>58139270
Form you militia, do it. Secure the free state. Your right is worthless. It is just to soothe you. To feed your ego. To make you feel strong, the being that is deep down weak and pathetic. From guns you went over to cars, now to pickups that are huge like tanks. What's next to compensate for the lack of power you subconsciously still feel and will ever feel? You won't do shit.

>>58139228
>The current regime is led by globalist Atlanticists that want to merge the US and Europe into a superstate. Of course they implement similar economic policies.
Correct

>>58139284
You never did shit and never will, keep yelling at the clouds old man Europe

>>58139182
Dems are willing to kill the markets if Trump wins to get him out of office, right?

>>58139284
IE meta politics matters much more (there's no shortcut, don't forget to work out this morning.)

Personally I would love to see some dead politicians though and if I thought I could get away with it I'd kill them myself.

>>58139218
I watch mavs videos.fucker has made me keep a lot of cash on the side, 20%

>>58139309
>fucker has made me keep a lot of cash on the side, 20%
On what?

>>58139294
>never did shit
>only two world wars
>only +2000 years of intereuropean wars
>some of which were interreligious
>some of which were against a foreign religion
>civil wars that were political (communism vs capitalism)

You don't even know where europe is. Keep yelling at your wall that Mexico will pay for.

do you guys think theres some guy who put money into the hang seng at its peak and just refuses to sell no matter what?

>>58139319
I just keep it on the vanguard money market. Getting 5% so im not really mad

CHECKING IN
>NVDA $1000 EOD
CHECKING OUT
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CHECK EM

>>58139323
>Two world wars that resulted in the creation of Israel, the death of most of the alpha Chad's in europe, and led to less freedoms, and cucked social systems that protect communists
Kek I'm dual citizen and I know where Europe is on a map and just how cucked you guys are. This whole Ukraine shit exposes what foolish toothless old faggots you guys have become. Lmao picking a war with Russia when you are still dependent on their oil and haven't built up your military. What a fucking miserable joke you even thought it was a good idea to green text all that retarded globohomo shit. Keep yelling at the clouds old man Europe.

>>58138122
>Remember the 08 crash? Many reputable bluechip firms didnt recover till 2012 or some even later,
>What would you do to cope with an overnight mega crash where you baghold for 4+ years?
would neva habben, if I ever saw key lows and averages broken on the shitnpiss I'd cash everything out and go fishing

>>58139344
>american speaking about Israel
>speaking about oil
The only reason America has even any power at all are the american oil reserves. The domestic reserves. Without them the US would be nothing. This is also the sole reason why you operate across the whole fuckin globe, only to secure that power.
Also
>American speaking about Israel

>>58139337
Did you really need his advice to do that?

>>58139392
>Balfour Declaration
It was a European that wrote this. WW2 send the Jews like rats over to America like a plague. Fuck you guys times a thousand for your stupid fucking wars, your zionist royals, and your stupid fucking Jews

>>58139408
Well yeah, that's anglos. Your forefathers. Just because you seperated from them, doesn't mean you aren't the same or worse anymore.

>>58139426
We separated from all of Europe you dip shit and made it a goal not to get entangled to your stupid infighting yet your stupid fucking wars that in the end were always just royals using you european serfs as fodder for their own back room deals fucking managed to drag the rest of the world into your fucking bullshit world wars and fucking foreign policies. Maybe stop seething so much and yelling at the clouds for a second old man Europe and look yourself in the mirror. We had a pretty good free and open society here in America before you shipped us your Jews.

>>58139442
You really think the US was necessary for WW2 to end? Soviet Union would have managed it too. The reason you boarded france, was to reach as much of europe before the russians would capture it. And that as to secure your own global power, cause otherwise you'd be isolated .
Believe me, anglos aren't that european. They left the EU and started kvetching afterwards about losing power and trade benefits.

As far as I can remember Lovecraft already was talking about jews starting to have a lot of influence in the US. They were there prior to WW2.
https://news.yahoo.com/h-p-lovecraft-virulent-racist-150003598.html
>Lovecraft’s bigotry is most evident in his voluminous correspondence. (He wrote somewhere between 10,000 and 100,000 letters in his lifetime, according to Klinger.) In his letters, he candidly expressed contempt for Jews, Black people and non-white immigrants and voiced an overwhelming fear of "miscegenation."

>>58139442
>
Where the fuck do you think the
>109
meme comes from? You think it started with WW2?

Take your retarded shit flinging to /pol/ you dumbfuck no OIL
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No one bake. Let's begin the week without a thread

Hello

>Singarpur
>CPI of 2,9% last month
>CPI of 3,4%, expected was 3,3%
>Want to loosen monetary stance
lol

Sometimes I wish I had moved to Maine instead of Alaska because being 4 hours behind market open and close sucks sometimes.

>>58139270
Germans had a right to guns under the horrible, dystopian, oppressive and hateful dictatorship in the 30s-40s. Thankfully our caring, ever watchful and democratic glorious leaders have heavily penalized weapon ownership and allowed us the right to call the police when in danger.

>>58139526
there is still plenty of life left in this thread

>>58138122
I was 8

>>58139471
I would like to introduce you to the lend lease act. Without it, Soviet Union would have lost WW II

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lend-Lease

How are companies like Heidelberg Materials constantly rising? Especially with each day news about the german construction sector getting heemed. For the european it will probably not be that different.

Americans build houses with wood. Chinese property market is crumbling
>Evergrande
>Country Garden
>some other company with weird name
It's at least 3 if not 4 chinese property companies that are defaulting.

>>58139632
How much money goes to the Ukraine and how are they doing?

Is it over?

>RHM

>>58139684
think positively. you could have bought intc

>>58139768
>>58139768
>>58139768

>>58139770
>>58139770
>>58139770
get baked idiot

>>58138513
>>58138460