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I just want to sleep

>>58133785
>be me
>work hybrid remote
>add co-worker as a friend on steam to play some vidya together
>fast forward a few weeks
>he randomly checks my profile and sees I have way too many hours played in the past 2 weeks
>tells my boss about it
I'm now required to come in to the office 5 days a week. Why are wagies like this?

>>58135148
Kek, always keep profile private or playtime

>>58135148
This is why I tell people "oh I don't really game".
I wasn't doing what your doing but your not wrong. I told a coworker at a previous job that I was drinking some weeks with friends. Some other guy got charged drink driving because he was a fat alcholic. Wagie NPC reports this to management. Guy gets fired (probably illegal) everyone else "no after work drinks ever again".
It wasn't even related. It's just power tripping tards with no lives op.

>>58133785
Dont wait for me.

>>58135148
>>tells my boss about it
There's no way that actually happened....right?

>>58133785
jokes on you im going to rope soon

>>58133785
is that jeff bezos? does he know that you aren't supposed to just do steroids you're supposed to actually work out too?

>>58133785
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>>58134012
You guys don't actaully work at Amazon warehouses.... right?

>>58135590
It happened. I have to go in to the office 5 days a week.

>>58135148
Dumbass rule #1 of work is don't make friends at work outside of work, you get what you deserve

i couldnt imagine posting the same meme for years. such is the mind of an NPC following faggot with no creative capabilities.

>>58133785
I am actually sick, so I’m doing Jack shit tomorrow

>>58133785
>Tick tock old man, I expect you in the graveyard soon.

>>58135735
Why because he gained some muscle? Why do so many betas seethe when a man gets jacked? Lol it's pretty sad. You know, you could make the same improvement if you weren't such a pussy.

>how's the weather down there?

>>58135782
why doesn't he wear a monocle and top hat. absolute fool of an american oligarch

>>58135772
Because he an old man retard

>>58135735
>back to work, chud

>>58135805
That's not an old man zoomer

>>58135819
something about his eyes makes me incredibly horny

>>58133785
Shut it, gyno.

>>58133785

>>58135984
is that 'arry pottahs mum?

>>58135819
>>58135835
>I-I'm not old!!
DEAD MAN WALKING COPE

>>58136118
>i'm not old

dead man walking cope
what a total cuck amirite lol i am a 23 year old chad with a 17 inch long hog and your wife is going to be my slave soon you cannot compete my friend there is no coping only a few more months till your wife is mine i'll leave you some scraps when i tire of her you can have a taste of my leftovers i can afford to be generous now go ahead and cry about it my girlfriend's husband would have done the same

>>58133785
These threads are unironically about me and they make me laugh every time Kek
I get 3 days off though so Amazon isn’t as bad as other companies
They pay well and have good benefits too
Those memes where they “abuse” the employees are bullshit. It’s an easy job.

>>58136163
this guy has a really good life (not) (lol) (benis) the only way people who work at amazon are getting abused are by their own stupidity or laziness they are probably all retards who spent their whole lives playing video games and watching porn and are now shocked that they actually have to get a job