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In 24 hours

>> No.58127062

2 more weeks

>> No.58127078

>>58127045
>God Candle
So you mean the candle won't exist, got it.

>> No.58127091

>>58127078
Ngmi...

>> No.58127115

>>58127078
kek atheism ftw epic win flying spaghetti monster reddit bro

>> No.58127304
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Anonymous Poster KD6-3.7, Let's begin. Ready?

>Yes sir.

Recite your blockchain.

>And blood black nothingness began to spin. A system of links chainlinked within links
>chainlinked within links chainlinked within one chain.
>And dreadfully distinct against the dark, a tall white fountain played.

Links.

>Links.

Have you ever been in an institution?

>Links.

Do they keep you in a cell?

>Links.

When you're not performing your duties do they keep you in a little box?

>Links.

Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked

Did they teach you how to feel, finger to finger? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Do you long for having your heart chainlinked? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Do you dream about being chainlinked?

>Chainlinked.

What's it like to hold your child in your arms? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Do you feel that there's a part of you that's missing? Chainlinked.

>Chainlinked.

Within links chainlinked.

>Within links chainlinked.

Why don't you say that three times, within links chainlinked.

>Within links chainlinked. Within links chainlinked. Within links chainlinked.

We're done. Constant K. You’ve made it. You can pick up your stake.

>Thank you sir.

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>> No.58127367

>>58127078
no
it means that it will exist and be utterly beyond mankind's ability to comprehend it

>> No.58127469
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>>58127045
If only you knew

>> No.58127479

>>58127045
>god candle
Never going to happen, simply not how the markets move. Even if there was a big candle pump, it would completely retrace back. There isn't a single asset that ever had a god candle

>> No.58127541

>>58127469
Days to weeks, months, years, decades. When does my real life begin.

>> No.58127606
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I’ll just leave this here

>> No.58127669

>>58127045
Fuck off.

>> No.58127690

god candle to the ground yeah
fuck linkies

>> No.58127730

>>58127606
owo wats this?~

>> No.58127748

No
2029

>> No.58127840

>>58127606
Where the fuck did you get this. Delete this now if you know whats good for you.

>> No.58127932

>>58127606
im retarded what does this mean?

>> No.58127945

except it's literally dumping right now, target: $0.20

>> No.58128015

>>58127606
>>58127932
You do know that anyone can do this right? Desperation coming form the highest levels.

>> No.58128249

>>58127045
Anon, don't do this to yo bois

don't do this

>> No.58128569
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>>58127045
>Devil candle in 48 hours

>> No.58128584

lol

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Oh great, these threads again. I definitely didn't get sick of seeing these

>> No.58128613

>>58128608
HOW THE FUCK IS THE WATER STAYING IN THE CUP??????????????????

>> No.58129228

>>58127078
ok reddit

>> No.58129630
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58129630

I own Chainlink

>> No.58130983

>>58128613
Australian pepe

>> No.58131017

BASED LPL CHUDDIE KIDDOS HOW YOU DOING BASED KIDDOS LPL POOLS CLOSED FUCKING SEETHE

>> No.58131070

>>58127045
insider here, unfortunately it's been postponed by 13 days, so now the god candle estimated start is in 2 weeks

>> No.58131242

>>58127045
I'm so tired

>> No.58131847

>>58127045
>>58127091
bags packed for god candle, thanks. but if it corrects after theres no point unless it can hold gains, afterall im staked not selling.

>> No.58131853

Can someone post the pajeet cat image?