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58124313 No.58124313 [Reply] [Original]

I'm going to make 8 figure profits this cycle and ride out to 2000's Nightcore anthems while my friends, family, coworkers, and acquaintances look on in disbelief and awe. Waves of wellbeing and euphoria will wash over me as if it were a warm Summer day of my childhood in 1998. I will finally escape the shitcoin gutters and trenches in which I have toiled for the past 6 years. I will finally start eating healthy, exercise, and quit porn addiction. My real life will finally begin.

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>>58124313
>2000's Nightcore

>> No.58124378

>>58124313
You can eat healthy, exercise and quit porn right now. It will make this part of the journey much easier and enjoyable. I think if I wasn't going to the gym during these times I would have an hero'd long ago. anyway, love the positive bro WAGMI

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>>58124313
the merchants grasp is tight and devestating
free your mind and free your portfolio of the uncertainty of meme shitcoins
keep an eye open for an entry into some utility plays like everrise or chainswap
picrel

>> No.58124510

Congratulations anon

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>>58124490
spurdo loves the merchants' grasp keep your portfolio stocked with meme coins like $spurdo since they're fun and they will make you feel good unlike boring old utility-based projects like everrise or chainswap keep holding the merchants' grasp don't let go love the merchants and the merchants will love you back spurdo recommends $spurdo because it's a coin that has real utility so it's not a scam

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>>58124490
>everrise
thanks for the chuckle anon, now how about you go buy some non-defunct coin for a change? I'm having doubt about the your pic too since your other pick is everrise kek.

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>>58124313
No you're not

>> No.58124633

>>58124569
like yin and yang, to formulate it in a way a filthy weeb like you would understand
everrise bottomed out, chainswap on the good ol' .786 fib

>> No.58124639

>>58124569
Chainswap is a cross chain swap platform that utilizes chainlink ccip, iirc, I am not a shill and don’t own any.

>> No.58124726

>>58124313
Well said

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>>58124313
And you will always want to come back.

>> No.58127618

>>58124313
based ,blessed and claimedpilled