/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58121932
Lyrics:

(Chorus)
I'm a linkie.
'Cause every time I click reply
These fuddies get paid a dime
To try to fuck with my mind
I guess I'm a linkie!
'Cause I'm a linkie
You're goddamn right
I'm a linkie
Yeah, I'm a linkie

My linkies are like a saturn with a cube on top
That'll play havoc in your head
Whether you're a fuddie or braindead
Or a homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest,
Pants or dress,
Hate fuddies? The answer's "yes"!

Fuddie-phobic? Nah, you're just sirga-phobic
Staring at my coin, watching my folio bulging
That's my motherfucking cubes
You'd better let go of 'em
They belong in my wallet
You'll never get hold of 'em

"Hey, it's me, Fuddie
Whoops, somebody shot me,
And I was just checking the mail."
Get it? Checking the 'male'?

How many cubes you expect me to sell
After your second fud thread goes directly to page 12?
C'mon! Relax guy, I like Bulgarians
Right, Adem? Give me an "amen". Adem!

Please Lord, this coin needs VC's
Heal this coin, help us destroy these feces
Oh, and please send me a brand new candle
And a pump, while my cube's still in the top hundred.

(Chorus)

Fuddie's mother did drugs, hard liquor, cigarettes, and speed
The FudLet came out disfigured, mindbroke indeed
It was a jeet who would grow up just as brown as she
Don't dare reply to that fuddie cause he'll earn a rupee.

I'm a linkie, a bizraeli caged who turned crazed
But how the fuck you supposed to pump when Serger's gonna dump?
So as I got older and my portfolio got taller
My cubes shrunk smaller, but my stack got larger

I swap more ether
To blue boxes for cheaper
Then you wanna fud me for not being meeker
The dumps got freakier when Sergey got doordash
Big Macs in his Office, still on the clock
Watching his HR roasties on TikTok

Now don't ignore me
You won't avoid me
You can't miss me, I'm white, blue-eyed aryan
And my link is stinky.
I'm the bad guy who makes fun of fuddies that goon
And post about their addiction to internet visual poon

(Chorus)

>>58121932
yo bix nood mufugga yo

very nice rendition of criminal

>>58122034
serg is our lord and savior you ungrateful little shit

>>58122231
criminal is the eminem song this song is derived from you moron

Adem is gonna FREAK

>>58122261

BUMP

BUMP