/biz/ - Business & Finance

Use a generic name like John's Piss & Dildos
You'll make yourself look like a cringelord otherwise

>>58110317
>I'm not a mutt
Does your country have a public registry of company ownership? Might wanna be careful. I'd go with F5 LLC because it's not worth risking that dumb shit being tied to your name forever. Good luck anon

>>58110317
Yikes, nothing can hide that roastie face. The west is kill.

>>58110357
>>58110353
Yeah some of them might be over the top. But stupid names will stand out and customers will remember them.

>>58110317
>Open Borders for Israel LLC

>>58110317
extremely ugly

>>58110357
steve jobs named his company after a fruit, "dumb shit" doesnt exist in business, failure or success dictates all the perspective

>>58110869
he literally named his next company "next" because it was his next company

>>58110317

>>58110317
Fourteen Eighty 8 LLC

>>58110317
Ding Dong
Go with your gut, fren.

Just curious, what's the story with the woman in your pic?
Was that a heavy drug user or a former male?
It's interesting that science has come a long way, but our intuition can still pick up small things that are off to make us feel so disgusted.

Anyway, yeah, my answer is to trust that feeling. It's the best answer we have right now.

She looks fine. What's wrong with you incels?

>>58110317
How do you pay as little taxes as possible with a corporation in Canada ?
Currently wageslave but I have my own corporation and you need to give yourself a wage and actually earn something as a business, also the business needs assets to loan fraud

>>58110317
Consumer Softproducts LLC

>>58110317
>Ding Dong LLC
Pretty Good
>Software & Process 500
Also good
If you're starting with accounting software, have you considered merging the themes of stupid to financial?
>Get Rich LLC
>Lots of Money LLC
>First Octillionaire LLC
>Quadrillionaire U LLC

>>58113994
That's a great idea. Something like
>Sigma Solutions LLC
>Grindset LLC

>>58113994
It's not accounting software though - just standard custom software solutions (apps and web applications and shit like that).
Maybe some freemason stuff?
>33 Solutions LLC
Do you think there's an advantage in getting something jewish in there toom

>>58110317
TaxTix LLC

>>58110317
> Ding Dong LLC (my current favorite)
As your brand marketing expert, it is my duty to advise you to use doubled letters in your name to make it stand out. For example,
> Ding Doong
Then of course, shorten your brand. Much like Dunkin' Donuts became Dunkin' and Apple Computer became Apple, yours should be
> Doong
You're welcome.

>>58114324
Good work. The slogan should be
.>I'm Dooongin'

I always wanted to make a company called CTC Industries or something where the CTC doesn't officially stand for anything, but unofficially I would know it stood for Cinamon Toast Crunch, or some other big brand acronym.

>>58110317
I wanna fuck this mid tier whore so bad, I've been on no fap for not even a full week yet and i FEEL LIKE IM ABOUT TO FUCKING BURST WITH COOOM

BUT I WILL DO THIS FOR MY DYNASTY FUCK KIKES

WHEN I MAKE IT I WILL HAVE 10 KIDS

>>58110317
>It'll start as a way to lower tax burden
>It's not accounting software though
Sorry I'm retarded
>>58114203
It's a little zoomer but don't hold back
>Sigma Grindset Solutions LLC etc
>>58114261
>33 Solutions LLC
Too subtle. Maybe:
>33 Degree Consulting LLC

>>58110317
would put a bag on her head and bang/10

>>58110317
for the love of god don't operate under the tax identity, make sure you register a DBA

>>58115185
she looks similar to my ex who used to let me bondage her up and spank her and other fun and so this photo is getting my motor going. she's mid but god damn does it look like my ex similar body also. would absolutely mount this chick for hours

>>58115185
>>58115389
>mid
this is literally a 1/10 you fucking coomer faggots

>>58110317
Dig Bick LLC

>>58115397
you're low test

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