/biz/ - Business & Finance

Apple did nothing wrong. Apple is massively undervalued.

>>58106357

In Shakespeare’s day, the phrase “to die” meant TO POP A GIRL IN DA COOTCHIE.

>he baked

I put 40% of my port into PANW calls at 3 50pm today
Idk I feel like it's gonna be stinky theta garbage for 6 weeks

>he did it for free

Buy physical gold

Oil
Beautiful oil

>>58106395
XOM and MRO

>>58106406
PAA
It's had fantastic growth since 2020

Dallas buyers club rewatched CHECK don't use bittorrent (apparently)
10yr at 4.6% faggots BUY
gold also acceptable
i missed penis inspection, 3.4in x 1.1in diameter offset -0.2in WHITE

>futures

what book will teach me to analyze a company before going all in? sick of all these muhmindset piles of trash, I'm talking about the actual financials of the company not fucking look at this dumbass hindsight trade from 1998 that I did gud on

>>58106365
lmao this nigga think he pelosi

>>58106444
Why Stocks Go Up and Down

>>58106444
Unironically books about card games. You're not investing with a company, you're buying and selling shares from unrelated third parties.

replying to the anon here
>>58106458
>>58106480
why did he say MSFT barely beats QQQ?

>>58106496
i forgot:
>ŚMH: The problem with ETFs is you get weighed down with garbage like TXN and INTC. Something like 5% NVDA, 2% ASML, 2% WDC, and maybe 1% AMD to hedge them outcompeting NVDA could let you ride the AI tiger more efficiently without clinging to an ETF provider's arbitrary weighting.
Why did you pick these ones? ASML, WDC, AMD, why not others? what is your thesis? why these allocations?
what if you leave something interesting behind that is on ŚMH?
I guess one could say the same if you buy MSFT but leave a lot out by not buying QQQ tho, but I mean it is what it is, if you want to beat the index I dont see how you do it unless you buy the winners and go big. Look at this richfag, it is just amazing to me how these billonaires get such massive positions on few stocks, fucking chipotle? How do this people sleep at night?

You bought calls right anon?

Good night anons
I hope I wake up to a better day than today
May your Friday be blessed with gains

ocugen is gonna squeeze next week

>>58106517
You too anon. You too.

>>58106547
I will play this for a couple hundred shares; why not?

>>58106357
Why can't I have porn and/or an AI waifu on my ski goggles?

anyone can't understand options? i am unable to get my head around it. i feel like when i was in math class.

feels $4chan man time to make it great again anon

>>58106496
>why did he say MSFT barely beats QQQ?
See >>58106524

>>58106511
>Why did you pick these ones? ASML, WDC, AMD, why not others? what is your thesis? why these allocations? what if you leave something interesting behind that is on ŚMH?
They somewhat arbitrary, but the idea is to own components of the semiconductor market closely related to NVDA or Not-NVDA AI chips. Memory, power, cooling... ASML instead of TSM because what if the fabs get ganked and need to be rebuilt. Enough to diversify, not enough that you can't keep an eye on them or filter out obvious crap like INTC.

>How do this people sleep at night?
If Chipotle whiffs big on earnings, a 10% drawdown hits Ackman's portfolio only 1.8%. A few puts can hedge that to -1%, add in a good day on the other holdings and bing bang boom he's fine.

>>58106574
the masses are not ready sadly, decalcification of the pineal gland necessary (via genesse ice) to awaken collective third eye

>>58106488
Good point. Most retail "investors" are really savers: they "save money" by trading it for assets on the secondary market. (Some retail investors are rich enough to do angel investing, which is genuine investing.)

metaphysical precious metals

>>58106395
bumstead

>>58106365
At least you didn't own it before their earnings report like I did

its probably safe to short here yeah?

>>58106595
What's your end goal with options? Day trading, long term investing, speculation, hedging a stock position, etc.

>futures…

>>58106735
just more leverage on 6 to 1 year longs
i have tried watched investanswers videos but its too fucking complex so i stick to adding shares and hold

>>58106595
I can somewhat understand options but I am trying to understand more complicated strategies and it gets even more annoying trying to understand what I am able to get easy money from the market being retarded or what is actually a horrible idea, and it gets even more complicated having to consider FX rates and interest rates and other bs

>>58106626
>They somewhat arbitrary, but the idea is to own components of the semiconductor market closely related to NVDA or Not-NVDA AI chips. Memory, power, cooling... ASML instead of TSM because what if the fabs get ganked and need to be rebuilt. Enough to diversify, not enough that you can't keep an eye on them or filter out obvious crap like INTC.
whats wrong with INTC?

i dont know enogh to discern stuff, im not an enginee, so i thought lets just buy SM H

i understand NVDA and AMD make good gpus and cpus at a consumer level, not sure about the rest, but NVDA is doing some skynet shit with AI or so i heard

>If Chipotle whiffs big on earnings, a 10% drawdown hits Ackman's portfolio only 1.8%. A few puts can hedge that to -1%, add in a good day on the other holdings and bing bang boom he's fine.
i dont know options work ,i just buy the stock

>>58106754
>6 to 1 year longs
I only Lahey post when I'm drinking so break this down in more detail. What underlying are you after in particular? ETF or stock? "6 to 1 meaning the leverage or expiration date? We can leverage through options spreads or single long calls. Be very specific on the underlying and your goals.

>>58106626
>>58106524
>I mean more recently., the past year or two. You're right they've had their turnaround artist CEO do his turnaround over the past decade, but looking forward how will they compete? With cloud, AI, licensing, that kind of stuff.
well im buying windows with MSFT, as well as Minecraft and Blizzard, and AI pic related

so its a solid hold i think, many fields covered, good cashflows etc, they can just keep selling licenses and videogames, very lean, as compared to for instance tsla, very complex for musk to deal with factories etc

speaking of TSLA, wen buy? i think it will do well, but im worried that an autonomous car will kill someone, then they will fud even more on the news because they hate musk

so with MSFT, I have software covered, windows will continue to reign as well as their related products. videogames like minecraft and blizzard games are also mega cash flows which they can reinvest into AI and so on. software is very lean, no problems

with the semiconductors, I cover the hardware part, which will continue to boom as NVDA continue to build the terminator chip

AMNZ, people need to continue buying things and they also have the server service part

and MSTR is my exotic hedge against fiat debasement, which may explode in value

i am i think ready for war, and have some cash left in case the assorted blackswan drops and creates some generational entry points

the thing I need to sort out is to understand why to drop SM H for some individual stocks better, and to consider if i should buy some extra stocks on the retail and software part or i would be diluting gains

>>58106831
i am a bitcoin gigabull which is why im buying mstr which is already leveraged, so let's say I expect MSTR to hit 4k within 9 months, and I want even more leverage, so how would you go about this?

i am investing in ANIME GIRL SEX

>>58106547
>ocugen
rundown?

>>58106864
You can run long synthetic futures like pic related. It will require a margin account. MSTR has long term expiration dates meaning LEAPS. Go to option strat . com. Figure out the expiration dates and delta (probability ITM among other things) you want. And look at breakeven (mucho importante). I would go deep ITM but if you're predicting 4k in 9 months then put your money where your mouth is. Go OTM for high risk high reward.

>>58106853
forgot pic

Man every 30 minutes a new crypto token is advertised, how has this crypto scam gone on for so long?

I guess 1 in 19 people triple their bag and that's worth gambling on it?

Anyways my dividends are up to $1200 a month, so that's pretty comfy

The hell happened to DXY? Suddenly starts shooting for the stars again. Fuckin hell should have sold my metals. I never can get the timing right.
I am guessing that everyone else is gonna cut more than FED because of "worsening economy" so investors flock to the dollar yet again. Fuuggg I should have sold

>>58106595
I understand the concepts but it’s way too easy to outthink your own midwit brain with the strategies and fuck it all up compared to buying “stonks go up”.

Looks about right for the CEO of Reddit.

>>58106919
New to options. Can you help explain to me why an OTM options would be higher reward than a ITM contract? Is it only due to the difference in price of the contracts as the OTM will be substantially cheaper, allowing you to purchase more? Do OTM contracts increase in value before they become ITM or only after?

>>58107016
>social media platform that has only made a tiny net profit in q4 2023 is trading at forward PE of 500
Fuckin love this market. What a shitshow. The best thing about it is that it won't crash. This is a great time for IPO and I bet it trades at 100+/share in no time

>>58107022
Learn the greeks. Delta controls how much the option value gains with regards to the underlying's gains. Delta increases as an option gets further ITM. There's also some calculation for leverage that I don't remember but essentially OTM options provide more leverage than ITM ones (in both directions).
>>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
>https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
>https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
>https://optionstrat.com/
>https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices
Do paper trade these things till you get the feel for it.

>>58107016
Sounds like a pyramid scheme

asml
tsm
qcom
arm
mu
msft
intc
think i would go with these for a tech/ai stack. then leverage with options or soxl/tqqq

>>58107022
A delta 20 option (hypothetically) only has a 20% chance of being ITM at expiration. A delta 75 option has a 75% of being ITM. An OTM option is only extrinsic (time value). So it it's cheaper. An ITM option has both intrinsic and extrinsic (more expensive but higher chance of not going to 0). So with OTM you're betting against the odds that the option will expire ITM (and above your breakeven). So cheaper price, buy more, profit more if right.

>>58107022
you had to pay more for the itm option initially since it had intrinsic value already. the otm option had no intrinsic value to start, you were essentially just buying an option that only had time and volatility. but now that the underlying asset price has moved up and the otm option is now itm that intrinsic value becomes your p&l.

I want to go back...

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=IsYPVEZfv-U&si=Mcag9chi_a9xJkOW

is this the last no-degree no experience programming job in america?

https://www.indeed.com/viewjob?cmp=Fin-Feather-Fur-Outfitters&t=Full+Stack+Developer&jk=d553b6549c8bd117&xpse=SoDc67I3DyTKwIyCah0LbzkdCdPP&xkcb=SoAV67M3DyTPk6S-Gp0BbzkdCdPP&vjs=3

>>58106919
>max loss 171k
oh hell no

>>58107064
People are betting it'll become the next Meta. Of course, no semi-intelligent person who has ever had the misfortune of visiting that shithole of a website thinks so, but this is the clown market we are in right now. If you needed concrete evidence that we're in a bubble right now, this is it.

>>58107161
my sweet juicy tight boipussy will stay virgin you fucking faggot

>>58107210
We’re going to look back on RDDT as the top signal

>>58107209
Max loss for 100 shares is 160k. And the volatility skew is so fucked you might as well buy shares. Using leverage on top of leverage is for shit apples.

>>58107161
Mr Rockerfeller how are things?

what arbitrage possibilities would you be looking out for in an undeveloped options market (little to no volume, hueg spreads, sometimes slow to react prices)?

how to profit from this

>“People in the middle of the street grab hold of me and ask for real estate advice.”

>The world’s most populous country just recorded its best year for home sales since 2008, helping turn India's realtors into influencers and celebrities

Crash imminent

>>58107298
Toilet stocks are still at record lows

>>58107233
can you post more of that?

WW3 is not bullish.

>>58107292
Short only with stop loss and at specific times. Really, look when pullbacks happen. It is SPECIFIC times, US open or 2 hours after us open etc. Even this market appears to be controlled by bots that are programmed to pump til a specific hour and then straight up dump for 1 hour or more. Look for it being outside the 4hourly and daily bollinger (ignore monthly and weekly as they do too). And expect massive overextensions, like some last breath pumps of 100$ that turn into a 200-300$ dump

>>58107292
close the tab and pretend it doesn't exist

Can any of you bless me with $2k this month? Actually as being a student its being hard for me to survive, suffering badly with foods in this ramadan month. Lost job 2 month ago, still searching for one. At least $2k would helpful for me to run this month well.

I think sometimes situation become worst to struggle, we need a helping hand that moment.. If someone can help me out, please send me an email to anon33001@proton.me

>>58107327
allah licks my asshole and desires my turds

LULU blasted

>>58107327
top signal

>>58107338
top signal, but maybe also bottom

>The price for West Texas Intermediate crude oil was $81.94 per barrel on
March 15, 2024, $2.98 higher than a week ago, and $15.33 more than a year
ago.

>The national average retail price for regular gasoline rose to $3.453 per gallon
on March 18, 2024, $0.077 above last week’s price, and $0.031 more than the
year-ago price.

>>58107327
I can bless you with deez nuts

>>58105936
Succulent b8

>>58107327
are you that indian sir from two months ago?

you want a strategy? hows this: 20 years of uranium sleeping. i wanted scalability but i compromised, i went solar and wind instead. i wanted clean energy, but i compromised, i went oil and fracking instead. see where im goin with this?

nuclear energy play from my standpoint:
>spot prices pre 2021 were 30$/lb
>spot prices since spiked to 100$/lb and current low is 50$ while median is around 70-80 dollars (this has been priced in since)
>regulatory uncertainty on whether or not uranium will be classified as clean (at least in eu)
>more funding overall secured if so
>china moving into nuclear to meet demand
>largest producer kazatomprom (ticker: KAP) warned that they may not be able be at full production capacity (lack of sulphuric acid)
>due to pandemic and rising economic tensions west is becoming more open to home-sourced uranium

if youre newfag with nuclear and bought into the greens and activist kvetching about dangers of nuclear, know that the waste problem was sorted ages ago and look at france as an example state
>many mines dormant and can be restarted any time to resume production

tickers to profit over the long-run (this isnt a short term play, youre in it until 2030 at least)
>CCJ (US/canada) (second largest producer and with KAP they have contracts with china)
>KAP (Kazakhstan) (largest producer)
>UUUU (US) (large stockpile of uranium and rare earth minerals mining ops, big potential manufacturer)
>UEC (same with uuuu, well positioned for home demand and export contracts)
bonus pick: Boss Energy in Australia, but my broker has me cucked out of that market

notable risks
>spot price volatility
>aging nuclear fleet
>long time to set up a mine or new NPP
>regulatory risk
>""""""climate activist"""""" protests

the ground floor was pre 2020, but theres still huge potential upside. not investment advice or something or other like that

Sirs I am good Christian student and for Lent I decided to give up hunger. Do the needful and send $8,000 so I can buy food to good_christian_anon@yahoo.in.

What's up homelesschads

It's warming up, time to crawl out of SoCal and Florida and go see what the rest of America has to offer

>>58107487
King

>>58107360
Bless Bidenomics for the cheap gas. JPow was right after all, inflation is transitory and the first two months in 2024 were statistical anomalies. God I love Bidenomics

>>58107487
As an add on to this remember to shill Uranium with Mai Fukuyama who not only is very cute but her special talent is riding a (U)nicycle!

>>58107487
If you compare it with other metals, you can see that when prices go up, there is almost always more supply. Governments and companies have a strategic stockpile of fissible material that they can release. The same is true for cobalt, lithium and nickel. High prices are the solution to high prices, according to the commodity markets. How confident are you that uranium is any different?

Zapier IPO when?

Fucking tired of only knowing good companies that are private

>>58107676
oh we know my friend. there is a deep supply defcit.

>>58107292
what the fuck happened here, someone invented a car fuelled by cocoa? or a quantum cocoa weapon? that's pumping like a shitcoin

>>58107580
Maybe they just didn't lower the gasoline prices according to oil and fucked you over all the time.

>>58107711
Cocoa production is 80% if not more in West Africa. With this winter after several La Ninas there came an El Nino which changes weather in this region. This caused I think a lot of rain, floods (not sure anymore cause I read about this possible change 2-3 years ago). With rain and floods likelihood of spread of cocoatree-specific diseases is increased.
Swollen pollen disease and there is another one I think.

>pump after FOMC
>stall the day after
>doesn't look well today
can someone pls explain this price action
why we stopped after clear green light we got after FOMC

>>58107317
anything new besides taiwan?

>>58107799
>why don't we pump 1000 points after an actually more hawkish dotplot and 3 cuts as expected (which might even not happen to start in june, but could be shifted to july).
lol

>DHL up on Fedex numbers
>Fedex up because of costcutting not higher revenue or demand expectation
Lol, this market. At least Adidas is down on Nike's demand perspective, which makes sense as cost cutting is more company specific than DEMAND.

>cartels are building a highway in the darien gap

victory for libertarians?

this will increase immigrants by 10x minimum btw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCQGnVrTsAM

Rheinmetall might be severely overpriced. The backlog is higher now, yeah. But can they even produce as that much as fast? And in picrel the price was still 287€. It just reached 500€.

>Ukraine war updates: U.S. reportedly urges Kyiv to cease strikes on Russian oil refineries

Lmao why would you do that if not keep oil prices low for election etc? holy shit, lmao

>>58107671
she is a hard worker

>>58108030
State department confirmed to be Russian assets.

>want to make money
>don't want to spend until after the crash
Don't know if I'm gonna make it. Too retard for options too.

>>58107676
>Governments and companies have a strategic stockpile of fissible material that they can release.
this is true, but it doesnt invalidate the thesis and i'd go as far as to say that it lends more creedence to it. take a look at UUUU stockpile balance sheet as an example; they are sitting on made product ready to ship because that is the point, to have reserve i mean. a case example would be back in 2021 if im not mistaken when back in january the US govt (DOE) decided to open up 1.1 billion in funding for expanding nuclear fuel reserves, among other supporting legislation, of which there was a surprisingly large number of. what im saying is, governments are stocking it for rainy days and precautionary measures for whatever they think validates them, but companies are sitting on this reserve simply because they are waiting on spot prices to go up (which they did and which has been priced in) and for demand to go up as well. thats where rising demand for china comes in for exmaple.

supply chain disturbances (notably production pipelines) are also a thing that is known to happen with nuclear energy like how Kazatomprom announced they may lag behind on this year's production due to lack of sulphuric acid, meaning other companies will come in to fill the gap by selling uranium at spot prices to them so they can fulfill their contracts.

lastly, a big upside i see is china as an emerging market with its rising nuclear fleet and the companies i pointed out all have potential to benefit from it. combine china adding to demand with rising interest in carbon free energy, im betting on demand overtaking supply pressuring prices upward, but also supply catching up to demand fast enough to make the whole play viable and also timely enough generate profits. i had a good graph for this somewhere on my phone, but i cant find it

1/2

What do we invest in after the ai bubble pops? I mean AI will be handy but no way we need this much infrastructure. Every gay LLM will be cheap as shit to run in two years. This shit reminds me of web hosting servers. Prices will be driven down to nothing with a million copycats.

>>58108106
>lithium
as far as lithium is concerned and as far as i know manufacturers overproduced due to hype surrounding evs and they are now sitting on warehouses filled with lithium with a big supply and no demand. largely the same logic applies where now investors and companies who want to bet on lithium are sitting around eating at their cash to stay afloat and/or are accumulating for 2025 where demand is expected to rise again.

>How confident are you that uranium is any different?
to summarize uranium is different because over the coming decade or two im expecting the interest and demand for nuclear to significantly rise. this rise in demand comes from european and american interest in green energy and china's unsatiable energy needs which nuclear seeks to remedy. the reason why these existsing companies are set to profit the most from this coming wave is because it takes anywhere between 10 to 15 years to start a uranium mine and the same amount is required to build a nuclear power plant and get it operational. granted, the NPP side of things might accelerate dependant on how changes in legislation around the world works. an example is australia has a ban on nuclear energy for some reason and (i havent researched this enough) it would make sense for me for them to lift this ban or for uranium miners in australia to start selling to china.

2/2

What do we invest in after the ai bubble pops? I mean AI will be handy but no way we need this much infrastructure. Every gay LLM will be cheap as shit to run in two years. This shit reminds me of web hosting servers. Prices will be driven down to nothing with a million copycats. The new blackwell junk is 30x times faster and uses 3x less power.

>>58108139
AGI
and then actual AI

>>58107781
commodities are cool

>>58107963
>Backlog didn't even 2x. Revenue up 10-12%
>margin virtually unchanged
>Stock now 3x (compared to 2022)
That is mania.

>>58105624
not to belabor the point, but there's a lot of people posting large numbers and doing arithmetic in this thread.
let's make a few things clear. there are only two numbers, one (1), and zero (0). the rest are expressions of ratio or multiplicity.
next, math is empirically false. the autist magnus himself, kurt godel, proved this. everything since has been seethe.
third, the only thing you should do regarding number in these threads is to observe repeating digits or calibrate your emotional state to the delta in futures prices. everything else invites calamity and does irreversible harm to your immortal soul.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABYnqp-bxvg

>>58108030
I thought the west didn't buy any of the russian oil lmao
seems not

>but anon, math can't hurt me! math is fun!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zero_stroke
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9646W4JSyf8

>>58108299
>Besides a compulsion to write endless strings of zeros, individuals that suffered from this condition would reportedly become confused when referring to numbers and would state that they were ten billion years old or had forty trillion children.
lel, when you're so used to hyperinflation that you think every number should hyperinflate too

UK stocks doing +2,6% on dotplot and I don't know what, UK budget, is that normal? Lol

Hermes bros the poorfags are coming for us.

>>58108456
It's the GUCCIfanboys

>>58108456
anyways, one of the stocks that shows what is wrong with this world

Finally cars are getting hammered. Tesla cutting production in China. Increasing prices in EU and US. All over the place. EV in general not selling anymore. Crazy loss in value after using.

Yields...

oil vs dxy
barons and cash gang united

>>58108636
>that 7 year bump
Jeromes sins of 2020 coming to bite future generations. Fuck the socialization of capital risk

Cocoa

>>58108766
/OJ

>Tesla dumping hard
That looks like bad news for Lithium in general

>Air New Zealand's planned in-flight sleeping pods could cost nearly $100 an hour https://

You vill ssleep in ze pod, pay for it and be happy

>>58108834
you will cry when cocoa hits 8888 today

>>58108862
probably. might be time to shuffle some lithium gains into uranium

RDDTRDDTganggang

Chocolate gain
Some stay dry and others feel the pain
Chocolate gain
A baby born will die before the sin
Chocolate gain
The school books say it can't be here again
Chocolate gain
The prisons make you wonder where it went
Chocolate gain
Build a tent and say the world is dry
Chocolate gain
Zoom the camera out and see the lie
Chocolate gain
Forecast to be falling yesterday
Chocolate gain
Only in the past is what they say

>>58106444
book? just look at annual reports, their products, their market position, and make a decision based on that, if you want to invest on fundementals

>>58109089
Somewhat translatable to the stockmarket
>stay dry
>feel the pain
>zoom out
>forecast to be falling
>only in the past (yield curve not this time)

>>58108972
redd*t is the most abominable pile of garbage and i'm considering getting in touch with msci and s&p global to discuss their many esg shortcomings.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCGD9dT12C0

>starter homes from 1950s with original oil boilers cost 300k where I live
This same home was 150k ten years ago and the mortgage was 1/3rd less to service.

>>58109163
>1.1million members

>>58108261
It causes the rest of oil on the market to be more expensive and then Biden is big mad because it leads to inflation. It's part of why US is acting like it's turning on Israel. The UN will say a peacefire is in place, oil will fall and then Israel will blame Hamas and kill 10k more babies and everyone will clap.

>>58109182
i refuse to imagine a number so large but it troubles me as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvyHuse6buY

>>58109182
99% women

>>58109202
Yeah, it's why Biden speaks of ceasefire each fuckin week, cause he wants people to selloff oil at every instance.

REDDIT SELL

>>58109163
I've been tricked by faggoty ass reddit too many times when researching very specific software issues to the point where I omit the search results.
>search for issue
>someone on reddit has the exactly problem
>[deleted]
>just buy X
>[deleted]
>Thanks that worked!
Fuck you

today it is London Cocoa that is pumping hard.

London/british cocoa is also the cocoa that is being produced in West Africa.

US Cocoa is mainly south american cocoa IIRC.

Will we achieve unity today and manage to only have ONE /smg/?

>>58106444
Margin of safety by Seth Klarman is good

Check the DXY cuh
Check the yuan cuh

>>58106357
AVP was an acquisition, they can't build anything.
Also they keep saying they want AVP to be for professional use and not games. Where's terminal.app? Where's OpenSSH? Where's Vim? Where's the spreadsheet calculator? I'll tell you where: on the Mac and never AVP because actual professional create things and that's scary to Apple because they can't control that. AVP will always be a $4k television. Yeah you can hook your mac up to your TV and run numbers on it but that's retarded and no one seriously does it.

MarketWise (MKTW) is disgustingly undervalued. They will pop at Q1 earnings. CFO just bought a bunch of shares yesterday. It's a small cap with low liquidity so it could fly high.

>>58106632
The beer will aid in this…. You are saying ?

>>58109253
After they free Palestine from the river to the sea.

>>58109283
there is no more bear thesis, market will rally regardless of anything spx 6k

>>58109326
No more bear thesis is the bear thesis

>>58109326
someone needs to bearpost or we crash

>>58106595
Imagine farmers growing a crop in the early 1900s;

>be poor can’t overextend financially
>arrange sale of product before harvest
>bad season; most people don’t yield as much as me
>the price of my produce goes up
>the guy that bought my shit before the growing season gets to sell for 3x the price.

The arrangement of this selling is like our options contract. The guy purchased calls on my turnips. He bought at market price 5 months ago and now gets to sell it at a higher price. I’m sure you can envision scenarios where other kinds of things happened.

It used to be based in reality and now the world we live in has fewer and fewer of these type of arrangements but there are still some things like this and mortgages and other usury.


If the price had tanker it’d kinda be like

Liquor's got me boys. Gonna buy some more SPY calls at open.

How the fuck is ADIDAS in the green after not being the german football team provider anymore. This is one of THE topics on german twitter. Even politicians speaking about that.

They soon have no more Yeezy's and no future Yeezy's (who knows, wouldn't surprise if they just colab again (forgive and forget)).
And they won't be selling german trikots anymore. Might even be boycotted with Nike all together in germany at least.

>>58109283
https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/china-s-yuan-weakens-to-four-month-low-after-key-level-breached-1.2050257

>>58109379
Ok, it is from 2027 onwards, but
>forwardlooking

>>58109364
Cool it Liquoranon think of your health

>>58109355
S&P futures just ticked negative

>>58109362
Those are futures which consist of multiple options.

>>58109379
Nobody cares. If anything it is positive for a brand to not be associated with communism

German (re)insurance companies finally melting.

>>58109404
If I get another job I'm getting approved for futures trading because there's so much arbitrage in /ES.

>>58109411
Communism and child sex *is* their brand. They probably have a literal portal to Hell in the basement of their corporate headquarters.

good morning. where are we in this picture?

>>58109433
Unironically true as Russians and chinese love Adidas, lmao.

>>58109418
Current status of my /mes trade. Stop still at 5324 for now

>>58109441
Stage 5 at the very tippy top of the curve

>>58109441
On the tail end of stage6 looking at the front wheat futures contract.

>>58109399
I actually only get drunk 2x a week but don't tell anyone. Had my blood pressure tested yesterday, it was 121/72. Perfectly healthy. Cheers.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58109477

Pbr doing pbr things. Guessing algos are scalping bears/bulls like usual making sure no one gets to profit until their spat with the government is resolved

Why line go down

Fucking premarket, I'm about to lose big on all my calls once it opens.

what nigger's selling at 4am est

>>58109441
5-6

>>58109534
me

WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING

NVDA DIAMOND HANDS HODL DIAMOND HANDS

Cocoflation will kill the markets

>>58109464
Alright I’m glad you’re doing well, alcohols annihilated my family so I got a bit worried for you

Some anon shilled an OIL penny stock a year ago, I purchased it at $2.50, could have entered at $0.70 but I was being a sissy. It is now at $3.80. I should have bought way more.

Thanks anon

>ATHOF

Buy PEP, hold forever

Ides of march posters owe me a refund

>>58109563
The only good reason to be sober is if you're going to have kids.

>>58109567
Ypf was also very cheap a year ago.

>>58109569

I prefer KOF for that huge divvie

reddit did really signal the top lel

>futures

dont look mumu, in fact dont look until spy is back at 200 if you know whats good for you

>>58109445
Stop now at 5311.75

all those hedge funds/jews that got gimped on GME are going to short RDDT into dust as revenge

Oil prices are in steep backwardation. Buy the equity or buy gush?

>>58109563
Thanks anon. Let's make it into old age.

Tickers to buy if I plan to be a kissless virgin my entire life?

>>58109592
KOF has a 3.03% divvy compared to PEPs 2.94%. PEP has a wide economic mist and KOF doesn’t. And KOF has a poor dividend growth history

>>58109674

Pepsi isn’t strong in LATAM. you’re counting on fat Americans to drink more soda as inflation keeps rising. LATAM culture has coke ingrained in them

OPEN THE MARKET
LET THE COCOA SOAR MOAR!
LET THE RDDT BURN TO THE GROUND!

>>58109674
>>58109693

Senomyx. I don't fuck with anything with it. Not even to make money.

This is it folks. Today is the beginning of the big one. Just like in 2006-07 when everyone thought the market was heading into another bullmarket despite all the massive warning signs going off and then they all got rugged in the worst way possible. Don't let it be you this time.

>>58106337
is redit a good but at 50usd. what do you think.

>>58109716
Oh yeah, jewish holiday this weekend and lunar eclipse on monday

AI is a bubble. AI is a misnomer. AI is just a clever illusion that makes 110 IQs think computers are sentient. Terms like AGI are thrown around to swindle the 110 IQs. 2024 is 1999. The bloodbath is coming.

>>58109721

vedi good but sirs!!

>>58109731
llms aren't AIs you, me nor anyone else will ever have access to one.

>>58109739
I fucking hate redit and have no knowledge of the site really at all
but I do like money and I remember gamestop so I'm thinking maybe a good flip..

I'm getting heemed

>Americans join
>they instantly slurp german companies
Despicable people.

SOUN bros...

>>58109716
>>58109731
it's the permanent, irrevocable, chronic and indomitable bull market prosperity era.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sc3M45VMdOQ

>>58109756
im not touching rddt with 10ft stick. i think the valuation is about right given twitter, but it could be too much of damaged good with all the blackouts and bans

>wfh
>all I do is drink tea and approve/deny merge requests
>make twice as much as my peers after tax
the key to having a good life is analyzing how the system works and making it work for you

>>58109785
>still waging
>thinks the system works for him

>>58109785
>wfh
>have to push buy and sell
>get neetbux
hell yeah brother, make the system work for us

>>58109785
No it isn't, it's just having a remote job and then hassling people who actually have to work in person and can't just phone it in.

>>58109776
this is my general sentiment. so rolys royce it is, nuclear sub engines and all that fun stuff.

>>58109794
>still
I never got handouts and set to retire before 30
I think that's pretty good ymmv

>>58109799
I get promotions without asking too

>>58109794
KWAB

>>58109785
>wfh
>make my own schedule
>set my own priorities for the day
>boss never says a word to me
>this is my first job ever
I thought cuckin' was supposed to be brutal bros

>nft ads again
Yeah we're almost there

TLT calls
SMCI puts
META puts

Gambling portfolio is going to be looking Dandi at the open.

>>58109805
>set to retire before 30
sure you are bud. post your portfolio to prove me wrong

>>58109814
same, life can be so easy
I couldn't believe it at first, all your points apply to me too
I guess this is the result of just having a high integrity and big brain

One - Something's got to give
TWO - Something's got to give
THREE - Something's got to give
NOOOOOOWWWW!
Let the Bids hit the floor
Let the Bids hit the floor
Let the Bids hit the flooooorrr!
Let the Bids hit the floor
Let the Bids hit the floor
Let the Bids hit the floor
aaaaAH DUMP... aaaaAH DUMP... AAAAAAA DUMP... AAAAAAHH DUMP!

wrong pic

>>58109854
Jaypow in 7 minutes. The last hurdle before the golden bear.

it's over

Reddit janny being interviewed on CNBC rn and the anchors pointed out they do it for free lmao

Obviously this happening today. These fucking retards.

Burgers are actually pumping Adidas despite losing future contract, lol

>>58108922
fuck yeah

>>58109888
watching that right now. at this point its the mods who are idiots. why would rddt randomly pay them when they all do it for free anyway?

>>58109888
grim

germany just legalized weed. maybe we will see some volatility today

>>58109888
It's not even an insult to say Reddit tranny mods. They're literally all trannies.

>>58109693
>he doesn’t know about Doritos dynamitos

>>58109716
What are the warning signs you fucking doomer faggot? Where's the subprime mortgage crisis? Where are the negative real rates? There couldn't possibly be new developments in technology pushing things forward, could there? You idiots will get rekt trying to short here and I will continue to laugh at you as I've laughed since October 2022.

>>58109915
not legalized, just added an exception to the law prohibiting THC. Still illegal - they can enjoy their coof... I mean weed pass

>>58109888
nice digits.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9e-IiLR-Xr0

>>58109693
Coke is seen as American overseas, while Pepsi is not for whatever reason. So Peps does well in countries that hate America, which is a growing market segment

TSLA is dead.
China NEV sales up 30% YoY (already 48% of all new passenger sales) but Tesla sales registered YoY decline.

>>58109876
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSt0QuhNjW4
I'm not listening, but there doesn't seem to be much reaction

>>58106904
ocugen is biotech that was shilled here in late 2020
after it was shilled here it pumped from .3 to over 10
the company itself is trying to cure blindness

>>58109955
Could be the aborted fetal cells contained within.

>>58109963
If [when] Trump wins he's going to completely buttfuck Chinese vehicle sales

>>58109888
They really are trannys. I thought we were just memeing bros.

PEP snags KOs biggest client. It’s over for coke fags

Subway has become the latest front of the cola wars. Pepsi reached an agreement with the sandwich chain to become its sole drink supplier across all U.S. stores, replacing Coca-Cola,, Subway announced Tuesday. Subway also extended its preexistent contract with Pepsi-subsidiary Frito-Lay, which will provide snacks to the chain through 2030.


“For nearly twenty years, The Coca-Cola Company has proudly served Subway restaurants in the U.S,” Coca-Cola told Fortune in a statement. “We are committed to serving Subway through the end of this year and will remain focused on delivering value for Subway, their Franchisee Partners, and consumers.”


Subway customers will begin to see products like Sprite, Fanta and Diet Coke replaced with Mountain Dew, Tropicana, and Gatorade starting in January 2025.

The deal is the latest step the snack and drink conglomerate has taken to usurp Coca-Cola as the highest-valued beverage company. Stocking Coke products in all 20,000 of its U.S. stores, Subway was Coca-Cola’s biggest fountain account by number of store locations, per Beverage Digest. Subway has about 37,000 locations worldwide.

>>58109977
Trump actually invited Chinese companies to set up shop in US instead of Mexico.
https://asiatimes.com/2024/03/trump-invites-chinese-to-build-us-auto-plants/
>Trump told the Dayton audience:
>Let me tell you something to China, if you’re listening, President Xi, and you and I are friends, but he understands the way I deal, those big monster car manufacturing plants that you’re building in Mexico right now, and you think you’re going to get that, you’re going to not hire Americans and you’re going to sell the cars to us. Now, we’re going to put a 100% tariff on every single car that comes across the line, and you’re not going to be able to sell those cars, if I get elected…. And I’ll tell them if they want to build a plant in Michigan, in Ohio, in South Carolina, they can, using American workers, they can. They can’t send Chinese workers over here, which they sometimes do. But if they want to do that, we’re welcome, right? But they’re not going to build them in Mexico and they’re not going to do that.

>>58109977
>buttfuck
Truely a bloodbath

>>58106708
Lmao are you me

>>58109651
Yeah! Old age on a mountain of XOM!

long pepsi

>>58109996
He's saying that because they simply won't do it, and Americans are still skeptical of Chinese companies setting up manufacturing here

>>58109992
What an absolutely massive transfer of market share.

>>58109888
>>58109910
>Watching CNBC pre market
>Instead of watching Judge Mathis
Ngmi

>>58108030
>Kyiv

>>58110011
Fuyao opened here a few years ago. Already has it's own documentary on Netflix. They have had like 6 deaths and bunch of injuries. Tons of chink workers and super shitty payed workers. Fuck them keep their shit companies in Mexico or china

>>58109756
if you like money and hate Reddit, try naked calls

>>58109756
>No knowledge of site....Ifuckinghateredit

Based. It is horrendous.

>TSLA
should i just sell this POS for a 17.5% loss? and move on. Elon is kinda a cuck and i dont really want to drop big bucks averaging down a loser

>>58108636
I still find it fucking hilarious that they are going to rate cut an inverted yield curve

>he bought?

>>58110109
hold it. youre just going to fomo into something even worse

FOMO into TQQQ

>>58110001
His teeth and guts must be rotten.

>>58110109
Could be worth it in the long term. I dunno, I don't think Tesla is that good as a company. Plenty of competition in the EV space now, and the Tesla robot is a meme.

>>58110113
its been postponed

>>58109271
>$2000+ book
lmao what the fuck

How do I invest in anime boobies? What's the ticker symbol?

>>58110126
would probably fomo into AAPL. not sure which is worse

My fucking TLT calls are about to open for a plus 200%. This shit is fucking easy.

>>58109992

PEP:
>pic rel
>2001 earnings: 4.16B
>2023 earnings: 12.23B
this is an increase of 294% over 22 years thus earnings increase on average 5.0% per year

KO:
>2001 earnings: 5.35B
>2023 earnings: 14.47B
average yearly increase of 4.6%

I used to own PEP and KO because I like the idea of profiting from fat fucks and getting divvies but when you look at their financials they don't really seem to be doing much better than beating inflation

>>58109969
yeah no one listens to these they just wait for the headlines to tell them if there was a big statement made during them they only care about powells first speeches

holy shit these new EU mandated bottle caps are total garbage, how do I profit from this?

>>58110137
>I don't think Tesla is that good as a company
i dont necessarily think so either, i just didnt think the S&P could keep rallying to all time highs all year without TSLA going along for the ride. But i guess im wrong on that

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>58110171
Its Joever

>>58110171
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

>>58110171
>2 second off

>>58110171
Pack it in boys

>>58110171

>>58110171

>>58110171
>30:02
I'm going back to bed

Is AT&T going out of business?

>>58110207
Where would the NSA operate then ? No it is not.

bobo, where is the hyped dump? i barely see any movement

>>58109992
who the fuck still eats at subway...

>>58110232
its started yesterday at lunchtime

>2022-2023 was actually First Sell off into a Bear Trap.
So it happened again Bobo and Cashgang you got priced out.

>>58110243
I've got two in my town and don't even have a taco bell

>>58110253
?????

>>58107487
>>58107707
KING

Buddy check Reddit computer

>>58110232
:)

Laac Chad's, wwa?

>>58110266
the initial phase is going to look wonky and constantly almost bullish then getting btfo on longer time frames. in TWO WEEKS we will see big moves down

LUNR dumping
pumped and dumped

>>58109936
>not legalized, just added an exception to the law prohibiting THC. Still illegal
What the fuck is this shit? Either ban it or don't. These globohomo governments always find new and innovative ways to be even more annoying faggots than we previously thought possible.

>>58109768
Damn bruh, we sinking fr fr n'wah

why is my chart orange

Finally got a job offer after being on a PIP.

What now? These last few months have been stressful as fuck even with 8 months of saving…

NO ONE CAN SEE ANYTHING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF ME I WALK I CRAWL LOSING EVERYTHING AND PRAYING FOR A DOWNFALL

URANIUM CHADS

we are so back

WTF IS JPOW SAYING RIGHT NOW?

>>58110318
its socialism, aka slavery

Why does ACIC keep going down?

>>58110109
Hold it. It'll come back soon enough

>>58110243
kek

it's so fuckin joever

MAYDAY, MAYDAY
SECOND SHORT LADDER ATTACK ON THE REDDITORS

>>58110338
Only thing pumping right back up. UEC

>>58110354
>Cathie Wood's Ark funds buy Reddit stock on first day of trading
ok it's over

what do I slurp

>>58110356
>>58110338
Deep yellow too and they secured funding for tumas project
im looking for one more lower low desu im not getting back in yet I want to wait and see what happens in the next two weeks. if im wrong and it really does pump where were headed it wont matter I didnt get the exact bottom 20% move

>>58109893
Here is what we're doin today guys.

>>58110354
DONT BUY THE FUD 4CHAN, RDDT DIAMOND HANDS HODLLLLLL HODLLLLL

>>58110394
THIS IS A COORDINATED ATTACK
DO NOT FALTER

>>58110393
prolly just long nvda and think about btc entry

>>58110381
Hopefully it goes to 13 bucks

could amd stop sucking dick?

>>58110407
Is MSTR dipping more? Or should I buy now?

>>58110412
long term DYL is going to 7

LAAChads rise up

>>58109252
This is the first thing I noticed that absolutely made me hate Reddit before I ever even found out about this place.

>>58110435
Not gonna lie very impressed with the one week gains and my only regret is not buying more

I BAKED BUT IM NOT TELLING THE SHILLS WHERE

new
>>58110436
>>58110436
>>58110436

How's DWAC going to vote today?

>>58110462
you fucking traitor

>>58110420
lmao

>>58110420
Seriously tho why is AMD shitting itself

>>58110426
I'm just swinging it bro

>>58110435
Did you see Morningstar (lucifer, kek) put out a new report? New est fair price $25....

>>58109362
i dont get it