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But your time is up!

>> No.58101107

>>58101095
dump it

>> No.58101121

>>58101095
1. this is a fud post.
2. you posted this and seemed to ignore eric's reply saying this is inconsequential for general access.
3. general access doesn't matter very much. There are live applications you can use now.

>> No.58101122

OOOOOOOOOOooooOoooooooOooooo!!!

>> No.58101125

>>58101095
the new router addresses have been in use for months now, nulinker retard. this is the deprication of the v1 lanes. the same reason the dune charts stopped updating.

tl;dr: you are a retard

>> No.58101164

>>58101107
>>58101121
>>58101125
Ohhhhhhh this really RILED them up mmmmmmm

>> No.58101270

>npm
yuck

>> No.58101273
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>Bitcoin Superconference comenses and it's Sergey's time to come on stage. "And now we welcome Sergey Nazarov to talk about smart contracts beyond tokenization". A minute comes by and nothing happens. Eventually 10 men start slowing walking from the backstage holding an extremely bulky water tank, one would think be reserved for a large water animal. They place it on the ground and after few seconds the lights in the water tank turn on to reveal 2000 kg Sergey Nazarov, who appears to be levitating in the water tank.

>He is so large it seems that the surrounding fish have created a symbiotic ecosystem around his body and he cannot leave without dying. Rory quickly runs on stage and throws a big mac into the water tank while Sergey's body absorves the big mac and consumes it, still soaked in water and fish shit. Few minutes pass with absolute silence in the room until Sergey finally speaks couple words with an extremely slow, deep and tiring voice: "Hyperledger use chainlink, Microsoft use chainlink, Facebook use chainlink, ethereum use chainlink, mainnet now".

>Everyone in the room starts clapping, cheering and throwing shit at each other and chainlink immidiately skyrockets to $1,000,000 and achieves price singularity. /biz/ then goes on to make 50 additional chainlink threads per day, mostly filled with pictures of the first chainlink city on Mars and private islands of LINK owners, while all the nolinkies proceed to kill themselves at the same time. Sergey receives a noble prize for the most innovative invention of the past 1000 years, President Trump outlaws any other oracle providers beside ChainLink and within years the entire world economy is powered by LINK, which now keeps steady at $1,000,000,000 as the only usable cryptocurrency.

>> No.58101383

I will be disappointed if it doesn't come out, but I will still be excited! Link has been a very rewarding investment to hold, I am happy to hold

>> No.58101451

>>58101164
i have more link than you. you're just a dumb nigger.

>> No.58101465

>>58101125
cope
general access end of this month
keep coping fuddie

>> No.58101531
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58101531

delete this right now or else

>> No.58101753

My thread made bitcoin dive off of a cliff.

>> No.58101831

>it's another fuddie-larping-as-a-link-holder episode
yawn

>> No.58101839

>>58101125
poor lil fuddie :(

>> No.58101838

>>58101095
LINKBTC is MOONING

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>>58101531
What are you going to do about it?

>> No.58101865

>>58101451
I own FTM and my bags are pumping. I'll make sure to send you a few to buy some heroin when I step over you in the gutter.

>> No.58101879

>>58101270
>tfw npm is so slow
>not yarn

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>>58101095
Fudcucks trying hard to twist the knife on their Q1 CCIP lie. OP just screenshoted a blog post update regarding the depreciation of the old CCIP version. First they announce the depreciation of their testnet version as they get ready for testing. Then around a month later they announce the push to mainnet. Fact of the matter is that the mainnet push you're referencing in OP was pushed on January 15th, and there hasn't been a new update since. Even when there is, it will first have to go through a month of testing minimum before they push it to mainnet once again. So Q1 ain't happening bucko. I don't think there will be public general access in the first half of the year, and it will probably be pushed with the new update to staking end of year. Regardless, we've already won the oracle layer so who cares how long it takes.

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>>58103529
spurdo coin(ticker

>> No.58103626

>>58101095
lmao no one cares

>> No.58103770

>>58101753
Isn’t it wonderful to have these coincidences that you can predict?

>> No.58104881

>>58101753
>>58103770
bump

>> No.58104918
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58104918

I remember when it was a different date.

>> No.58104951

>>58101095
>But your time is up!
what do you mean? On mar 31 the link token is going to gain everything it's lost in the last 4+ years?
That's a long road, and there's plenty of tokens they can dump along the way. If you think you wont get made fun of after March 31 then you're going to be upset
Also, 2 more weeks I assume.

>> No.58104964

>>58101095
This information was available like 4 months ago. No way in the demiurge's control matrix ccip ga gets released in q1. At this point it's pretty much a rule of thumb that if CLL says they're hoping to have something done by a certain date, you can be sure it'll be like a year later than that. They're basically Elon Musk tier in terms of retardedly optimistic timeline predictions.