/biz/ - Business & Finance

FEED while others SNEED

Went from being up 5 figs on SNOW to my new position being down 20% kek

>>58101418
I prefer Chuck's.

World War 3 is not bullish.

Good afternoon.
I hate INTC.

>>58101475
then why do you own them?

>>58101418
NATGAS AND OIL while others GAY

WHen can you short reddit?

>>58101470
>WW3
Ukraine is a corrupt shithole run by a Jew. Its not starting ww3

>>58101490

So, tell me, /smg/
How much networth do you have, and what's your objective? 34 and 290K€ here.
Unironically I don't need too much to retire, I'm alone, and I live the NEET life, and will do so until I die. I bet I could just live off 500 or 600K mostly on a S&P500 ETF, and a bit on bonds/monetary/comfy oil divies shit. I'll probably need less than that if I move on elsewhere cheaper. And I should inherit at least 150K€ down the line anyway.

>>58101490
Why would you want to short yourself?

i DEMAND the COVID market BACK, when any stock i bought went up 50% within a month!

BIDDEEEENNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Lmao AAPL baggies

>>58101470
sometimes you're baggie
sometimes you're in a bag..

>>58101493
They're sending 60,000 NATO troops to fight in Ukraine.

>>58101525
well considering their losing the war because of a lack of arty go ahead, more target practice

>>58101393
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>>58101541

Every symbol tip I took from /biz/ last week is pumping today thanks for the beer money bros

>>58101518
its so over for my tax advantaged account bros...

how do you lose a war when entire nato is sending you superior weaponry for the last 2 years?

>inb4, nah, those FPV drone strikes are Ukrainian craftmanship

>>58101483
Expected a pump, but just caught crabs.

>>58101500
38 $2

Go market GO!

>>58101475
Anyone buying INTC or AMD thinking they can cash in on the AI/semiconductor craze is going to get raped, and deservedly so. They have incompetent management and a work force of pajeets.

>>58101509
during covid you wouldn't afford to invest in stock market

Do I keep my 10x leverage 50k INTC short over night?

>>58101489
BP is still shitting the bed for some reason

>>58101588
at least wait til the latest chips money they were promised gets rug pulled

>>58101601
Could mainly be Brent prices, I solded Monday.

>>58101470
actually it is, if you win.

GOD DAMMIT
I FOMOED IN $10K
AND I'M ALREADY DOWN $10

/smg/ OP has been boring and useless for too long. Mark my words, I will make one in near future, it will be a radical change, and you will follow after me, like im that guy in Dune.

>>58101541
Why doesn't america just invade mexico and steal their resources? It's not like anyone would defend it nor as if they were using them in the first place.

>>58101425
Okay this isn't funny now go back up

ATTENTION ALL SMGGERS, EQUITY MARKETS WILL BE CLOSING IN 5 MINUTES

>>58101646
this is just gainer porn

>>58101587
I wonder if I can make Lord Pepe'Kek art with BingJeetsoft technologies

>>58101664
Last minute monthly puts on RXRX

>Reddit has a market cap of $8 billion
This turd is going to sink like a rock once options are available

We're so dumping tomorrow and I so don't have the balls to short anything. Good luck anons.

>>58101664
Imagine having a market that is open during all hours that can get heem'd into the ground overnight while you aren't looking. Can't even enjoy a nice dinner because you'd be so scared.

>>58101678
nah, he's a perfomance artist

>>58101700
counterpoint, stop loss is more reliable because no gaps

>>58101695
If you think it will go down it will crab because markets are efficient and those Rich people with their Quantz figured that out a week ago at the latest.

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>58101425
Have you thought about investing in companies that make money instead of companies that lose money?

>>58101720
breddy gub, except i dont remember seeing bang bang bang anon this morning at open?

closed. on. the. lows.

>>58101714
Counter point
>selling
Roru
Rumao even

>>58101720
+22%

I hope FDX shits and dies

>>58101720
Up 1.09%, but half of that is due to SMCI bouncing. AND IT BETTER KEEP GOING because I am not enjoying this volatility shit.

>>58101720
>+0.35%
Another casual day where SPY hit ATHs and double topped... probably into an AH/PM dump into a green crab.

>>58101725
get was 1 second late with get

>>58101729
You don't get to post a figure like that and not tell us what you invested in, anon. C'mon. Give us a screenie.

Any thoughts on MDB?

Burp
Fart
Cum
That is all (pic related)

I went ALL IN, as in EVERY LAST DOLLAR of my net worth today, likely at the VERY TOP of the stock market prices.

I believe I will have induced a global financial melt down now. Your welcome bears, this is the high water mark of the stock market. Knowing my luck, the market will not reach these prices for the next 20 years.

>>58101720
+1,20% would be more if LAAC wasnt LAACking

>>58101759
Cocoa, micron, reposition nvda, small tsla short

>>58101776
>small tsla short
would you please fucking stop it anon!

does the UUUU ticker still have meme energy left or is it boomer?

>>58101770
i curse LAAC

>>58101749
>AND IT BETTER KEEP GOING
right back to sub $750 because Baggie needs another 100 grand.

>>58101720
+2.02%
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>>58101776
miring

>>58101806
You're not my best friend any more.

>>58101720
+.28%. Boomer Buffett dragged my whole portfolio down.

Who said to buy FDX puts last night

>>58101812
I'm just trying to make some extra money.

>>58101829
How'd he manage that?

>>58101791
It is a good swinger with a well defined channel. If you want good Uranium exposure UEC/CCJ/URNM are much better.

>>58101720
+1.11%

>>58101798
dont, everyone is just sleeping on it, read the annual report, the profitability jump is pretty big. everyone seems to just be sleeping on it. i went in with a short term earnings play, but its shaping up to be a good long term hold. at least i got an alright buy in at 4.95

>>58101791
uuuu is another long term play and its in my personal wagmi nuclear energy folio. if youre betting on rising nuclear energy demand in the us you should also bet on 4u

>>58101776
and... it seems i won fedex bet with 25% portfolio 5x

>>58101720
+1.06%

>>58101850
an anon the other day said his gut told him to buy puts

>>58101632
>>58101588

I forgot to sell it. This could end up pretty bad!

>>58101864
His rationale was just like "durr they always fuck up my packages" if I remember correctly.

>>58101864
yeah some faggot shrekposter

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>>58101393
WHATS GOING ON WITH SOUN ;_________;

I have a theory that the US stock market is in a pre-1929 type situation. Huge budget deficits supported only by blind purchases of US treasuries, geopolitical instability and the teetering position of the US dollar as a reserve currency, domestic political instability and a generation that has never seen a real stock market crash propping up the passive investing bubble all mean that prices have become dangerously disconnected from fundamentals. I'm not talking a 10% correction, but a 60% drop in SPY in the space of a couple months. Historians will write books about it wondering how no one saw it coming.

>Nike is replacing Adidas as the main uniform sponsor of Germany’s national football teams

LMAO@ Germany

But on the other side, deserved for Adidas for selling Yeezy's of the antisemitic Kanye. That's what you get for.

>>58101864
Shrek doesn't even have internet access. Why would you listen to him?

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>>58101829
>Buying Boomershire Boomerway
Why it's just a glorified managed ETF?

>>58101897
but a random imbecile on a crochet discussion forum did? cheers to you anon even the captcha requires no further proof of verification

>>58101720
up 8% FUCK YOU

>>58101914
Imagine what's going to happen when buffet dies.
>inb4 they hire Cathy wood

>>58101850
and i... lost? won? nike bet with 10% 5x, but that's for tomorrow

>>58101720
Up .45% overall and my LUNR position is green as well.

>>58101926
By no one seeing it coming I mean major economists and officials. If you google you can find lost of bears predicting collapse right now. They are typically laughed out of the room. Michael Burry is one example.

>>58101720
Up 1.49%
Shaping up to be a good Q1

>>58101897
Yeah, a bunch of faggot ass kids talked shit about the BOOMERS and jumped in thinking they know better than everyone that's ever come before them whom they think to be 'out of touch" so the BOOMERS are going to REDEEM and leave years of TRICK DIPS that teach these faggots some humility.

I still don't understand why there are no 1/2X leveraged ETFs
Sometimes maybe I don't want all of my money in SPY or QQQ or whatever, but I don't want to keep any in cash either...

>>58101914
An anon mentioned that BRK can act as a pseudo cash position because of Buffett's massive cash hoard. It is all eventually going to be dumped into SPY/Leveraged SPY but anytime I do massive cash purchases I usually get giga dumped on. I figured I could safely buy 80 grand of BRK and not get instantly rekt.

>>58101976
because if you are risk averse but still want gains, you might opt for treasury bonds or some shit

If youre tired of jannies arbitrarily deleting/banning posts about certain crypto or stocks, sick of all the bad faith shills and bots, and are interested in a comfier and higher quality posting experience, come check out sturdy!

-No captchas
-Larger filesizes and more file types enabled such as mp4,txt, etc
-Built in fun and useful UI features
-More niche than 4chan so you'll have less people around solely trying to shill their flavor of the month meaning a higher chance of real sincere discussionn.

>>58101976
Half in SPY half in savings account? What the fuck are you overthinking here

>>58101720
+1.48
lub me some carss

>>58101976
lmao that doesn't make any sense, financially is the same as being half cash. Put the half of cash in a MMF or T-bill or something like that so you get 5% on that.

invest in physical images and other data. hear me out...
as time passes more AI data will be created, data centers will be flooded with this AI slop, but you see you need source material to train the AI systems for Gen AI to make the models etc. so as time passes the clean/prime source material gets whitewashed with the slop producing a subpar or inferior product.

stack memes, stack real waifus. cold store on reliable hardware or physicalize the data. some day those pepe's will in fact be rare and worth their weight in gold/btc

>>58101992
>>58102009
>>58102020
BUT I DON'T WANT TO HOLD CASH
For morale reasons, I want to be 100% equities, even if I'm 100% 50% equities

Good thing my FDX puts order didn't fill lol

I tried to buy more FDX calls at the close and I was outta day trades. Damn.

>>58102038
Read the other half of the post

>>58102039
eh, conference call is in an hour, and they had a revenue miss. Its the share buyback that made it go up. But that's price in now, so down it goes when the call begins.

>>58101976
>>58102038
>paying ETF fees for 0.5x leverage

>>58101864
Yeah that was me. Woops lol. My luck strikes again. My puts didn't fill because I had to double down on SNOW reloads

MAYDAY, MAYDAY
AFTER HOURS SHORT LADDER ATTACK

QRD what's going on with Apple?

>>58101393
Loaded up on 100 RDDT. What am I in for?

>>58101962
michael burry who famously predicted 2 out of 20 recessions, yeah. major economists and officials and experts and journos - all 9 yards - have a stake in keeping things going up and its up to you to believe that to either be coordinated or not or if all of them are just full of shit and dont know jack or his shit. thing is, wiith complex adaptive systems you will never have one catch all solution or explanation for a single let alone all the facets of said system.

youre correct in regard that a recession "should" hit at some undefined point in time, yeah, and thats where the issue is. with your line of thinking a crash could happen anywhere from tomorrow to any other day in the next 10 years. expecting and preparing for it means youre either shorting and losing money or youre sitting on cash while inflation and opportunity cost eats at it bit by bit. for my own personal goals id rather invest bit by bit and if a huge dump happens dca over time.

>>58101976
there are 1x to 3x all around eu

>>58102090
DOJ lawsuit

>>58101500
> How much networth do you have
Including my home/car/physical assets and less my mortgage, I think I'm near the $900k mark at 32. I'll probably cross $1m by EOY.
> What's your objective
Currently single, goal is to find a wife and start a family. Money isn't a concern beyond wanting my wife to also have a decent job (I have absolutely no interest in being a sole breadwinner). If for whatever reason I can't do that (or even further, can't adopt/foster because raising kids is important to me but hard to get through the system as a single man) then I'd likely pivot to focusing on moving to Europe and early retirement. Retirement goal would be in the ballpark of $3m saved, but if I'm able to rent out my current house for cashflow and get a second house then that number could potentially be lower.

>>58102098
Thanks!

>>58102085
HEDGIES!!! RRREEEEEEEEEE

>>58102085
Fuck, this is going to be comedy gold, isn't it?

>>58101976
just buy an option with 50 delta

>>58102090
goygoggles didnt sell

cant wait to short reddit holly

>>58102090
>non-AI-phones not sneeded
they've been lagging for over half a year

>>58102090
Oh shit maybe it was this.

>>58101886
SOUN and RXRX were meme stocks in the end. NVDA made bad picks

>>58102085
HOLD THE LINE SISTERS!

What kind of person buys intel into positives after hours?

>>58102151
Does this mean we can sue IRS for its monopoly over federal tax collection?

>>58102186
Cool it with your antisemitism.

>>58101897
>but a 60% drop in SPY in the space of a couple months
That would be nice but how do you stop the plunge protection team

>>58102097
>for my own personal goals id rather invest bit by bit and if a huge dump happens dca over time.
It really depends on which stage of investing you're in when the crash happens. If you're 25 and just started investing, then sure DCA all the way. You won't lose much and will retire comfortably. If you're 50 and have invested most of what you're going to invest already, then a crash will really hurt you and you should try to avoid it. If you're 65 and about to retire when the crash hits, then you're absolutely fucked. Of course by then you should mostly be in bonds anyway, so if it happens it's kind of your own fault.

>>58102208
>Of course by then you should mostly be in bonds anyway, so if it happens it's kind of your own fault.
exactly
and yeah im 25 xd

Today I experienced my first big loss with call options. I'm down $12k

all memes aside - how profitable is reddit? i have no idea. but they have a lot of traffic an no expenses. Do their jannies do it for free?

>>58102280
Ouch brother, sorry to hear that

It happens to the best of us.

>>58102280
What did you gamble on?

>>58102280
You'll get 'em next time champ!

>>58102093
What price? Prepare to loose 60%

>retirement
lol, lmao.

It's not fair
if I was born in the US I would be a millionaire by now. Instead I'm living in this euro hellhole

Imagine being the guy wearing the Redd*t costume

>>58101470
What a weak faggot. I wish the military and psychologists would just be honest with ptsd and come out and say only faggots get it instead of enabling this gay shit behavior.

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>>58102342
>guy

>>58101470
wtf is this? whats happening?

>>58102342
For free probably

>>58102294

>>58102317
>>58102352
kino industrial trashhole

>>58102352
You would not believe the horrors I witness on the streets of this nightmare of a city

>>58101470
>meanwhile, on the other side of the battlefield

>>58102280
It gets easier.
My port went from being up 1300% YTD to 1050% today.
Big wins happen but so do big losses. Just make more big wins.

>americans who can legally own guns
>which get overrun by hordes of migrants they call illegals and invaders
>don't and won't do shit
>call other people who are in an actual war faggots
>especially an old person, that thought he could safely retire (retirement, lol lmao >>58102314)

>>58102363
it was a sonic weapon

>>58102352
>>58102370
is Frankfurt (where the ECB is, but it is not on that picture, at least not the new one)

>>58102372
Ey, was sagst du!?

>>58102370
>net income 20 million
>market cap: over 5 billion
lol
lmao
XD

>>58102414
I can't into fundamental analysis, what's the PE on this shitter

>>58102414
The market has become a bank at this point. And you just hope it doesn't crumble when you are in.

i am index fund pilled

>>58102409
Du bist ein Blodman

>>58101720
Markets up 0.2 to 0.68, I'm up 0.35, I'll take it. Beat at least one index on all portfolios so I'm happy. Wish fidelity had a delta to index/indices comparison

>>58101897
I actually have the reverse theory.

All this growth is actually actually just the markets filling the gap for the 2000-2012 Market Depression. No I don't care that markets "recovered" in 2008 the market literally had a 20% crash a month later.

Every Depression:
Long Depression
Great Depression
Great Recession (I'm calling it the Millenium Depression fuck off Juden)

Was followed by markets going parabolic. Hell the S&P looks exactly like the 1955 breakout.

>>58102449
Du bist ein Berliner.

>>58102481
Wiso bist du so unfreundlich?! Ach Ich hasse diese blode webseit.

>>58102414
Dude they show negative income (NET LOSS) for the last 4 years, lets hope it can go up for a few weeks, then I would short it down to the single digits where it belongs.
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/RDDT/financials

>>58102506
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>>58102463
Stats don't lie. We're in unprecedented times.

>>58102435
Well, the have about 200 million shares
And the make about 20 million
And the stock price is currently around $50
So earnings per share would be 20 mil/200 mil = 0.1
And so $50/0.1 = 500 P/E

i have never purchased puts in my life but i will for reddit

>futures

>>58102541
You're doing God's work anon. Be sure to go to their investment fora and gloat over it afterwards.

>>58102525
That sounds more likely, but then where is this graph from? >>58102370

I am so poor its not funny. How do I get on welfare? Don't they give welfare checks to poor people?

Talk me out of being a tech junkie. I literally do not feel safe in any other industry.

>>58101720
A healthy +0.48%.

>>58101720
>>58102581

>>58102537
It will go down before I get to have fun with puts

>>58102564
tradingview, quarterly view.

>>58102590
That'd be me if I followed my plan to buy SPY with all my money in 2024

>>58102280
are you the BZUN anon? I followedyou and I'm down 1k. I cut my losses premarket. you're a nigger.

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>>58102363
deleted. Anyone got the webm?

I wish I still had the motivation to research individual stocks. Mutual funds are safer but boring.

>>58102613
see>>58102552

>>58102601
*mogs your folio*

This stock market is too easy man. Just buy anything and you get 20% per week... wtf?
I seriously want to know though... when the hell to sell? This market can easily squeeze out another 50% by next year. Or maybe not. Equity premium is getting pretty bad.
But the market is just looking for any opportunity to buy despite the low volume. FEDEX just pumped 12% afterhours on an ok report. This shiet will continue until?
Seriously, when do I sell?

>>58102616
I'm looking to get paid off a divvy spat with pbr where the government is arguing over where the 2 billion windfall should go.

>>58102627
>half his portfolio is a single tech stock
Anon are you genuinely retarded?

>>58102317
literally nothing stops you from moving there

germans can visit, and then you just stay, basically every main city refuses to deport people

bartending can average 300-400 a night

the thing is, you don't actually want to live here, you just want money. the US is chaotic and relies on scheming and swindling, most rule-based-yuros like you die inside here

>>58102612
Never trust /smg/. I got one (1) BZUN call for May as a joke just in case this anon was right, but never bet real money on a stupid earnings option play like that. Only listen to shills who tell you about stocks, the best companies of the best companies, like LAAC.

>>58102641
MSFT is not just any tech. It's MSFT. The single best tech company in the world. The most stable company in the world. You can never go wrong with MSFT, ya dunce.

>>58102641
>half his portfolio is the best single tech stock
ftfy

>>58102616
I read investor presentations for a variety of companies' IR sites. You can gauge really well the good ones from the bad ones just by reading those powerpoints. It is a lot less work than FA and form reading with a similar impact. Cytokinetics as an example https://ir.cytokinetics.com/static-files/be82d774-0a50-49f7-bf8e-d4095aaf3de4 has lots of jargon and is buried within the investor relations site. Likely not a good buy. HCA on the other hand https://s23.q4cdn.com/949900249/files/doc_downloads/investorDay2023/MASTER-LEGAL-BOOK-110723.pdf has lots of easy to read graphs + goals (speak to me as if I were a golden retriever) and was front and center on their IR page. Probably a good buy.

Can we dump in April please

>>58102646
>literally nothing stops you from moving there
Except US immigration law. And no, I'm not going to shovel manure on a farm or bartend to make a living, even though I'd probably make more than what I do right now as an engineer in western Europe.
For some reason the US seems to prefer uneducated Mexicans to European professionals right now.

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>>58102463
you are comparing post-war growth to whatever the fuck cryptogambling era we are in now
until we start seeing more news articles of people killing themselves over losing money on crypto and options we are in a bubble

>>58102627
Most of my portfolio is TSLA, QQQ/TQQQ, SOXL, NVDA, MSFT

More AH pumping. I bought AAPL, RBLX and PLNT

>Apple -4%
The hell are they doing over there? Pretty much everyone is ATH and heading for new heights and Apple is cratering? Just pump some of those billions of dollars into AI and problem solved?

If all the big reddit moderators got together and shut down the biggest subs for a few days and got rich off of puts while the price fell, would the SEC come after them?

>>58102780
Government is suing them.

>>58102780
They're getting sued and making expensive VR goggles that nobody wants

>>58102783
100%

>>58102783
yeah, they wouldnt see light of day. same if preddit mods decide to collude with 3rd party and if it can be proven.

>>58102811
>>58102783
you're forgetting that moving money to indonesia is faster than connecting those dots
by which time they will be gone and rich

>>58102747
I got out of NVDA already, was 2hot4me. I'm not putting a few hundred bucks into high-levvy ETFs to hold for a couple of years. Worst case I lose a few bucks, best case I make thousands, it's pretty insane to simulate historical returns of TQQQ or UPRO over many years, they beat the fuck out of decay. Bought $200 of XXXX yesterday and I don't plan to touch it for 10 years.

Another day done. Watched the first 2 episodes of the new XMEN 97 animated series. First thoughts on it was they really hit the mark. The opening and all makes it seem like its a direct no gap continuation of the first series that aired back in the early to mid 90s. The animations are a dead bang match to how it was back then to. (aka Rouge looks hot as fuck just like she did back then). DIS/Marvel did it good.

>>58102840
>I'm not
I'm now****

>>58102790
And no apple car
And no AI, no. Even worse, outsourcing it to the worst in AI, google

>Soundhound in freefall
Should I get out? Worrying news when looking it up desu

>>58102864
Can you explain what they do and why they rose so much? Didn't think so. Gravy train is stopping, get out while you can.

>>58102864
They're a scam company that's never had a successful product.

>>58102780
They already have loads of Artificial Indians yese

>>58102534
shiller indicator doesn't work well nowadays because marketing & r&d costs have incredible returns nowadays due to tech and they are tax free, along with the "model" companies are starting to build: foregoing profit by intentionally lowering net margins to deliver cheaper prices to customers in the hope of eventually becoming a monopoly, which is a form of leverage and also tax free (think of costco, ford, amazon, hellofresh, flixbus, asos)

buffett indicator also doesn't work anymore because of globalization

>>58102846
curious as to how the animation is being done as it looks so close to the original

>>58102846
I thought you sold all of your KO

>>58102864
In the same boat, but then again it'll hot 5 bucks then rebound

>>58102840
Decay has always been a meme when it comes to leveraged ETF following actual broad indexes (S&P500, NASDAQ-100, and so on). Low IQ brains, yes they even post here on fucking /smg/only repeat stupid talking points, saying "b-but the maths SAID SO", while forgetting decay also happens at fucking 1x anyway. And forgetting decay plays in your fucking favor on, guess what, actual indexes that are literally built to go up, as over time they leave out the shitty companies out of their components.

>>58101897
Ron Paul predicted on tucker that there will be a black swan event in the near future

>>58102883
Uh..... Nvidia link or something, I bought them at like $2 so at least it'll be a profit

>>58102730
But anon... it is Post War Growth.

Post Afghan War Growth.

>>58102837
>implying the reddit reporbates can physically move out of their containment chambers fast enough to not get caught
they expire in sunlight and onlookers call the police if they are spotted in public places

>>58102923
afhan "war" if you can call it that (more like an invasion to build a fortress to try to install a leader) cost peanuts compared to ww2, not comparable

>>58102907
I mean, the decay is there and it's higher than for non-levvy ETFs. But the underlying indices have been performing so fucking well that it just doesn't matter. It beats the fuck out of anything. Also, you have to be ready to wait it out and not panic. See pic related how QQQ is now again at an ATH, but TQQQ has not recovered. Just that, of course, why would you give a shit when TQQQ has consistenly been a much greater investment over the longer term. Also dat dere dip in TQQQ could potentially kill you of a heart attack lmao.

>>58102641
>his

>>58102688
Thanks. Might try that.

Why the goddamn fuck aren't semis pumping harder. Motherfucking FedEx and Coinbase and all kinds of bullshit pulling 10%+ days.

>>58102987
FedEx had earnings
Coin pumped because of its excellent financials and btc

Semis had their turn. Money is rotating right now. Mid cap financial services and tech is the play right now

>>58102570
If you get into other industries you can get boomer dividends and invest in companies that don't beat the SP500.

>>58102904
Nope. I sold some of it. Bought back some after I got my tax refund. Took the proceeds from the original sell and nipped my last bit of credit card debt in the bud before the zero interest period ran out.

>>58102783
Reddit admins would force reenable them. If they didn't, shareholders could sue Reddit

>>58102889
problem is people say this about everything

>P/E ratio doesn't matter
>buffet indicator doesn't matter
>price trends don't matter
>yield curve inversion doesn't matter
>unemployment doesn't matter
>turning a profit doesn't matter
>debt doesn't matter

then what the fuck does matter?

>reddit's first day trading absolutely btfos /smg/ and /biz/ completely and utterly
lmao holy shit, how're those shorts coming along?

>>58103061
Animal spirits

>>58103061
hype

>reddit goes public
>No 4chan IPO

This is a mega cap social media site come on man. Literally worth more then meta.

>>58103052
Sell covered calls

>>58102883
NVDA invested a measley 3 million dollars into SOUN
>https://whalewisdom.com/filer/nvidia-corp
you should learn what a 13f is
>>58102864
SOUN and RXRX appear to be memes to sell out of

>>58103061
he just told you. in his own words, corpos vying for a monopoly-like "cut" of the market.

and >>58103089 too, but more pretentious (read: seemingly sophisticated) people would say capitalize on future growth opportunities. my darling is nulcear energy, and i gues lithium now too

What is the most lucrative and valuable company of the Magnificent 7?

Is the Apple lawsuit going to be a nothingburger? Feels like they're suing them because their products are "too good". Fucking shit prevented QQQ from price discovery

I’m invested in the Levantine/Phoenicia.

And Babylon and Egypt and Carthage.

Truest investments aren’t currency.

>>58102946
>After more than $2 trillion spent in Afghanistan — a cost that researchers at Brown University estimated would be over $300 million a day for 20 years in Afghanistan
>In 2020, Neta Crawford, chair of the political science department at Boston University, in her Costs of War Project, estimated the long term cost of the Iraq War for the United States at $1.922 trillion. This figure includes not only funding appropriated to the Pentagon explicitly for the war, but spending on Iraq by the State Department, the healthcare of Iraq War veterans, and the interest expense on debt incurred to fund 17 years of U.S. military involvement in the country.
Keep in mind this is not adjusted to inflation. And unlike minorities that create jobs in law enforcement, chicken manufacturing, home defense and car insurance this doesn't stimulate the economy.

>>58102965
so DCA into TQQQ?

>>58102908
They™ need a financial crises to rationalize blockchain tokenization of everything.
its really bad

>>58103128
Nigga if Microsoft can get sued for just pre installing an Internet browser, then apple fully deserves a paddling for locking out iMessage and having their app store monopoly.

>>58103100
not what I asked

Ok now I know shit is fucked up.
The expected rate for FDX this afternoon was 3.98, with an actual of 3.86. NOW the listings show 3.60 expected...

Who took the payoff to change that shit mid-day?

>>58103124
I can't watch videos of people using these machines any more.
I always expect snap city

>>58103186
that's all there is to say about the company
go ahead and download the app to see how bad the chatbot is

I bought 1k shares of UPRO. So prepare for bright red tomorrow.

>>58103173
It ended up a nothingburger and Microsoft still pre-installs a browser.

>>58103224
Based fairy poster. Buy X.

Am I too late on LAC

>>58103224
I went all in today, pretty sure you and me are going to trigger a financial collapse starting next week. Its the only reliable way to keep markets in check.

>>58103259
We going to $15 in a year.

My bad, it was lower than that.

dude
really?

>>58103265
Mind the gap
>>58103224

>>58103259
LAAC has been the talk of /smg/ not LAC. difference is that LAAC is focused on exploiting argentina for lithium, while LAC is focused entirely in canada.

so if youre talking about LAAC youre not late, thats going to start kicking off in best case scenario (highly unlikely) in mid 2024 or more likely by year end going into early 2025.

>>58103279
Say it out loud faggot.

>>58102889
>shiller indicator doesn't work well nowadays because marketing & r&d costs have incredible returns nowadays due to tech and they are tax free
It's a ratio, anon. If a company is more productive, its earnings go up, reducing the ratio. What we are seeing is prices growing faster than earnings.

gave the feds 50$ today. If the transaction is sucessful, I'm going to get more. It's time now more than ever to hedge against equity markets with bonds and precious metals.
(rddt spacing)
>>58103259
get LAAC

So, basically Someone lied about the reported earnings, and when I bought based on their earnings, they then changed it.

Yeah, good lessons, that nukes from Russia are befitting these fucking talmudists. Fucking niggers. FUCK.

>>58103265
Oh boy. What did you go all in on?

>>58103114
I mean yeah I get the idea for individual growth corps
what you're describing sounds like any standard investing: take risks, get in early = reap the rewards

I'm just getting annoyed by permabulls ignoring any traditional macro signal or metric because
>this time it's different

>>58101720
+0.03%
AAPL fucked me but still green so whatever

>>58103391
this time it is different
>https://www.bis.org/cpmi/publ/d174.pdf

>>58103294
>while LAC is focused entirely in canada.
No, it's in Thacker Pass in Nevada.

The economy is terrible.
Thanks Biden.

>>58103454
>This Time Is Different: Eight Centuries of Financial Folly
>Throughout history, rich and poor countries alike have been lending, borrowing, crashing—and recovering—their way through an extraordinary range of financial crises. Each time, the experts have chimed, “this time is different”—claiming that the old rules of valuation no longer apply and that the new situation bears little similarity to past disasters. With this breakthrough study, leading economists Carmen Reinhart and Kenneth Rogoff definitively prove them wrong. Covering sixty-six countries across five continents, This Time Is Different presents a comprehensive look at the varieties of financial crises, and guides us through eight astonishing centuries of government defaults, banking panics, and inflationary spikes—from medieval currency debasements to today’s subprime catastrophe.

https://press.princeton.edu/books/paperback/9780691152646/this-time-is-different

>>58103259
The children yearn for the mines

>>58101464
My body is ready for LLAP on Tuesday.

>RDDT
>First quarter ever it has made profit a whopping 18m
>Fully diluted value just shy of $10bn
>Dude! It's an AI play! They're going to train AI on onions posts!

Lol, lmao.

>>58103493
What's different about this time is using the event to transition us to a new financial system

>>58102310
The word is lose, you illiterate morbidly obese fat fuck.

>there's people who bought RDDT at 57 dollars

>there are people who bought one (1) NVDA share at nine hundred and seventy five united states dollars ($975)

I just want the spy to hit the 50 sma goddammit give me any reason to feel like it's a good time to buy and not immediately get dumped on you stupid fucking NIGGER MARKET

>>58103538
No, he means his ass is going to loosen 60%

>>58103554
Yea, and it will be double that next year.

>>58102694
It’s because you are white and the US is a society centered around niggers.

>>58103542
Wouldn't surprise me if the hedge funds doing the IPO just wash trade it between each other to get retail baggies on board, then dump afterwards.

>>58103554
all part of my DCA. see you at 1500 this summer.

>>58103124
Imagine wallowing on her sweaty body.

>>58103582
>>58103564
What makes you think that the semi run will continue?

>>58103564
>>58103582
KEK NVDA BAGGIES
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KEK NVDA BAGGIES
E
KEK NVDA BAGGIES

>>58102317
Are you insane? The empire is collapsing at warp speed.

>>58103554
Lol I bought at 950 right after selling the inverse/inverse leveraged stocks I was using on it thinking it would go back down and deciding it was just gonna run forever. And the next day it dropped to 880 or something.

>>58103635
>>58103643
NVDA has a monopoly on AI with nobody coming close. Every major company is partnering with them. They cannot meet the demand for hardware, so they can sell even more. The have the most advanced AI foundation software and are pivoting into making their own AI services on the cloud. Basically, they are the most important company in the world right now.

>>58103635
the fact I bought also at 100, 200, 300, 400, 500, 600, 700, 800 etc. I still have 2000 AMD shares under $2.00. don't hide just buy.

>>58103666
Are they going to do a stock split again, Satania?

>>58103666
>right now
AI is not new.
LLMs being available to the public is new - but so what? Where's the revenue for companies?

Dude bro! AI will replace all workers bro! OK...

AI is the new VR / Metaverse.

>>58103666
That's assuming that AI is proven and established in daily business operations and that it is essential for competitiveness. There are still companies with excel sheets out there.

>>58103695
NVDA is the revenue.
>something something sell shovels where there is gold.
we all know AI is a giant scam and just end up a niche or novelty. that doesn't mean NVDA won't sell a fuck ton of hardware along the way.

>>58103695
>>58103703
I used to think similarly last year when it rocketed, I thought surely it was too high. But after seeing the earnings, and the demand, and their strategy and position in the market, theres literally nothing that can stop them. What exactly would make Nvidia go down? The only thing would be somehow AI is worthless, but this is obviously false. If you are unable to see the impacts of even basic AI on productivity in a modern civilization, thats a skill issue. The real question is what ISNT going to be improved by AI?

>>58103695
My workplace is shilling AI hard, they want everybody to try GitHub Copilot, we had presentations by GitHub guys. I don't see how it's relevant to our work so I haven't set it up, but the workplace hype is real.

Regarding AI in the real world
>5%
in its defense, it's trained on open source code

AI is a bubble. AI is a misnomer. AI is just a clever illusion that makes 110 IQs think computers are sentient. Terms like AGI are thrown around to swindle the 110 IQs. 2024 is 1999. The bloodbath is coming.

>>58103493
The current financial folly is the one of every country choosing the path of Japan by massive spending followed by a deflationary bust.

>>58103778
This might be true but it won't convince normalfags of anything. They'll un ironically ask chatGPT what the answer to the meaning of life is and take what it says for gospel.

>>58103293
>There are still unfilled gaps from the 1920's

>>58101720
+1.23%
I'm cool with that.

>>58103741
Mine too. Was just talking to a coworker and we were laughing about how shitty the code assistants are. Buy SOXS

>>58101393

https://twitter.com/itsmarie_90/status/1765501017100050804

>>58103493
>Great Depression Ends
We only are going up because WW2 market will crash Great Depression 2 soon!

>50s-60s
Nuclear Bombs will kill everything BEENZ AND SHELTERZ is a better investment!

>70s
STAGFLATION!!! Buy Gold it is legal now the economy will never go up again!!!

>VOLKER
AIEEEEEE HE'S KILLING US BUY BONDS AND KEEP YOUR MONEY IN THE BANK (to be fair 10% interest is hard to pass up)

>Japanese Bubble
You should have all your money in Japan! America is done we couldn't even beat Vietnam!

>1987
I TOLD YOU THE GREAT DEPRESSION 2 WAS GOING TO HAPPEN!

>90s
IT'S so over...

>1994
Nevermind it was a soft landing... okay I guess it's time to get into America.

>DotCom Bubble burst
AEEEEIIIIIIIIIIII I WARNED YOU THIS HAS TO BE THE Y2K BUG!!!

>September 11th
Fuck em... we'll let's go murder brown people till we figure this out.

>00's
Why are we wasting money murdering brown people still we've been in a recession for 3 years now! Fuck this stagnant market Real Estate is far safer!

>08
I THOUGHT REAL ESTATE WAS SAFE! NITHING IS SAFE! OH FUCK THE BANKS ARE COLLAPSING! OH FUCK EVERYTHING IS COLLAPSING!

>10's
I don't even know what is safe but I sure as shit am not getting into the stock market it has had a 2% return since 2000... Cryptocurrency?

>2016-19
LOOK AT THIS CHART IT'S ALL ABOUT TO COLLAPSE! Any day now... boy this market is cooking I sure wouldn't get in... boy look at it go gonna be real bad when it falls... just keeps going up...

>Covid Crash
AHHHHHHHHHH SHIT IT'S SO FUCKING OVER! WE'RE GOING TO BE REDUCED TO MAD MAX RAIDERS!!!

>Money Printers
AHHHHHHH SHIT IT'S SO FUCKING OVER WE'RE GOING TO SEE HYPER INFLATION!!!

>TECH Bubble
Heh you idiots this is just like the Dot Com Bubble you'll be holding bags for years luckily I bought Crypto.
>Bogdanoff Twins die of Covid
Hahahaha I told you the TECH Bubble would collapse enjoy your bags... wait my Crypto was in FTX!!!

>2024
You idiots should be in Gold this market is fake and gay.

>>58103778
>2024 is 1999. The bloodbath is coming.
only important part. They are getting us ready for a CBDC

Goddamn there are adults who don't understand that AI isn't just a meme? Did you guys just tune into the sector in 2022 or something? Ignoring its very real potential is genuinely retarded.

>>58103844
>>58103844
>>58103844

>>58103836
>murder
That implies a crime

Retards are gonna get bullish on Nvideo at the cycle top

>>58103863
Good point.

Also I left out

>1999
Did you see the Euro! The US Dollar is over!

>00s
Hey buddy have you seen the price of Canadian Dollars?

>2008-2023
China will own all of us you should have everything in China! Have you heard of BRICS?

>>58103905
>BRICS
idk man petro bras has divvies

>>58103926
My point is that for as America has been around their have been people declaring at all times everything will collapse into nothing.

You should have seen the panic when. The Slave Futures market collapsed it caused a 20 year long depression.

>>58103986
>not buying the 160 year slave market dip

>>58103730
Would you pay 100k today for a 2026 Toyota Camry? It might be a good deal, but is it likely to be a good deal? The question isn't whether you like the product or not, it's a matter of does the price match the value and do you think there are better options. And all that is assuming "stakeholders" (niggers) haven't already poisoned the economy

>>58103986
old man

>>58103061
what matters is institutions buying billions of dollars of stocks every day, they are all owned by each other and buy and sell to each other, its all a giant scam

>>58104131
don't forget that those institutions are customers of each other too to boost profits. IBM, for example, does nothing to make actual money. It's just part of a loop of companies that are customers of each other.

>>58102641
>muh diversification
>>58102627
im considering a strong position on msft myself, what is your investment thesis? also it pays dividends? what do you do with that? I just want the gains, the dividends are annoying

>>58102747
somewhat legit
i want to go with this:
40% MSTR
20% BAKA
20% MSFT
10% AMZN
10% Cash in monetary fund (DWS Ultra Short)

my investment thesis:
MSTR: BTC will go to 500k+ because clownworld fed is traped (if they lower rates, inflation up, if they raise rates, recession). Saylor is a genius.
20% BAKA: need I say more? AI revolution has just begun, this way I feel im not fomoing on NVDA
20% MSFT: Just look at the chart, solid ass performance, Windows will reign forever
10% AMZN: This is my "real life shit" stock. Everyone wants to buy from Amazon
10% CASH: helps me psychologically in case there is a crash. Also im a neet so I need some cash every month

Total portfolio: 420k
I think I can make it to 1 million

Once I have enough, reduce growth to 20%, and put 50% on SCHD, and 30% JEPI, and live off dividends

>>58104785