/biz/ - Business & Finance

We did it RDDT!

WE DID IT REDDIT

NATGAS AND OIL

I didn’t realize the market could go so high so fast

IBIT options chain when?

Why is there no options on Reddit? And when will there be!?

>>58099622
all stocks should be restricted to buy only
>Verification not required

>>58099593
>OPs pic
Waddayasay, one last short ladder attack rugpull before the global great depression?

>futures

>>58099622
>guaranteed negative pe ratio because it's never made a profit
GME makes more money than reddit
Just fuck my shit up

There will never be a correction again. Every market day for the next three years will be a 0.6% melt up. I will be comfortably retired in 2027. Thank you Joe Biden. I love niggers. I love jews. I love Satan. I love Moloch. I love Asteroth. I love Beelzebub.

baggies

I bought KO like a month ago, but it just stays still, oscillating between $60 and $61.
Should I sell?

Threadly reminder that dividends are irrelevant. If you want a bit of cash from your stocks, you can sell some.

>>58099630
This is boomers tricking the entirety of younger generations to throw all of their money into the most retarded, nonsensical, completely fucked market of the history of the stock market before crashing every single asset straight into the ground assuring that the younger generations are slaves for the rest of their lives.

>>58099640
In the next few weeks there will be.

Bobo, when the FUCK will you learn. Or, maybe... could it be you're a turdie? Now that would explain your retardation and seething over the Total Western Domination.

I'm selling puts on reddit.

>>58099630
>I didn’t realize the market could go so high so fast

not so fast CHUDS

>>58099640
>And when will there be!?
Approximately 14 days from today.

>>58099662
KO out
MNST in
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0fev3snaUI

>>58099555
ive followed milei since many years ago and i thought he shouldnt be president since he does seem fairly retarded in some aspects but some of the people around him seem to do a decent job
I think theres a high chance things will work out, the only argument people have is "oh what if everyone gets pissed off because of the recession and kicks him out" but I really dont see that happening. people seem quite willing to put up with some recession if its going to end inflation and set things straight, things that have been ignored for a long time (extremely wasteful state spending, kirchnerists defending criminals, stupid bureaucracy)
even people i know who've always been lefties like milei and voted for him

the real question is whether there will be an eventual agreement between the various political forces, to pass reforms and have a quicker economic recovery, or if there will only be smaller scale legislative changes (while the executive power does everything they can without the congress), and bigger reforms will have to wait until 2025(which will likely mean 2 years of recession instead of just 1)
there's almost no way the economy doesnt grow if you've reduced inflation to a manageable level and you introduce some labor reforms and lower/remove some taxes.

>>58099675
I would like to buy some but they're not available.
Can you sell directly to me then?

>free speech is something that reddit celebrates every day
Literally just said while being interviewed on CNBC. WOULD tho.

Wait, why is nobody mentioning cocoa? lol

>>58099662
Why did you buy KO?

>>58099675
which strike?

Nigerian prince here
The market will ALWAYS BE PUMPING.
Free catgirl wives foreveryone.

Will LVMH and Hermes perform this year or the eternal China fud is too strong ?

>>58099652
>57.8
nothin personnel, nothin personnel

>>58099688
honestly, what did you expect?
none to borrow...

>>58099709
>RDDT
>free speech champion
top kek their from what i have seen/heard, their mods get even more ban happy than the /smg/ jannies, and i have been banned from /smg/ a lot

>no one on MSM bringing up the fact that reddit has never once turned a profit for any quarter let alone year of its existence

>>58099664
Dividends are relevant if taxes on dividend profits are different from taxes on capital gains profits
which is almost always the case

>bought @ 54
>sold @ 56 two mins later

we heckin did it reddit!

>>58099715
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>>58099675
I'd ip range ban you if I was a jannie...

...and I'd do it for free!

>Reddit spacing at no additional cost.

>>58099600
im really happy for you, or sorry that happened. i'm not going to bother trying to translate that mexican shit. go back to your country

No guidance?
No RDDT shares.
Simple.

>>58099744
>none to borrow...
i was expecting Klaus to let me borrow a small stack of his own personal shares

>futures
What's your plan to avoid the draft, /smg/?

WE DID IT RDDT BROS

>>58099681
The chart should be logarithmic but it does highlight the latest six month pump very nicely

>>58099752
Same. Also fuck EU being worthless not allowing IPO shares even with an invite.

>>58099762
You vill go long only and you vill be happy.

>>58099745
This is what we get for having a DEI placed NYSE president.

If you're tired of jannies arbitrarily deleting/banning posts about certain crypto or stocks, sick of all the bad faith shills and bots, and are interested in a comfier and higher quality posting experience, come check out sturdy!

-No captchas
-Larger filesizes and more file types enabled such as mp4,txt, etc
-Built in fun and useful UI features
-More niche than 4chan so you'll have less people around solely trying to shill their flavor of the month meaning a higher chance of sincere discussions.

What the fuck, I have the option of buying tools and building a factory, buying equipment to run a store, buying bonds and bills and letting my money stack while I do other things, or buying Equities to help fund a business in furthering its goals.

Obviously my choices in how I make money have NOTHING to do with what I want for my world around me.
Such ideas are quaint, trust (((me)))) bro.

WHICH WAY GANG WEED

>>58099749
Same way how retarded boomers put a $44 billion price tag on Twitch despite the fact that website was NEVER profitable since 2014 and there's writing on the wall showing it will go bankrupt by 2025.

>>58099769
By reporting your post for being off topic.

>biotech trading down all day
>make money scalping the long side
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1kbLwvqugk

>>58099630
If you like this market, vote Biden 2024

>>58099622
I give it a week before it dumps to $15

>>58099808
Snap is a better example

>>58099750
Qualified dividends are handled exactly like LTCG except kinda even better because they get that status 3 months after owning a security instead of a year.

SCHD for example is made up of like 100 companies and they're all qualified. It's not so uncommon that the opposite is "almost always the case"

>>58099810
We're getting the Krugman timeline, faggot.

Nobody actually believes that Reddit is going to continue to go up, right? They IPO'd at literally the worst fucking time possible as we're at the top. Reddit cannot help itself and will be a baggie AGAIN.

>>58099841
Lmfao. Saved

>>58099847
>They IPO'd at literally the worst fucking time possible as we're at the top.
Isn't that the best time to dump your shit on people, when you can get maximum value for it?

>>58099745
>op kek their from what i have seen/heard, their mods get even more ban happy than the /smg/ jannies, and i have been banned from /smg/ a lot
I think the ceo actually banned the jannies recently. the place seems more open minded now lately now that the mods got btfo by their little stunt to shut down the site.

>>58099847
if twitter was 40B mcap, then i believe reddit can become 10B

>>58099863
if you're dumping sure. but if you do it at the bottom you can pump them for 200 years.

i know its all the same thing owned by the same "them", but bloomberg business news does seem way better than CNBC. bloomberg seems to have more foreigners for on air talent while CNBC is all jewish nepotism hires and their long time goyim lackeys.

>>58099863
That is one way to think about RKT

>>58099872
did they ban the bots or use the bots to inflate?

>>58099867
i dont have an account but i lurk reddit to watch dance dance revolution videos while im taking my morning poop sometimes

THROW COCOA OUT OF THE PPI NOW

>shitty online forum that hasn't made a dime of profit in 20 years of existence valued at 8 billion

financial conditions remain tight

>>58099847
Wait till you see what happens to everyone who bought RDDT without getting a SIGA shot first.

>>58099863
Nigga for insiders yes, not the dumb as rocks fund managers or normies who think this is their next tech lottery ticket. It's a terrible advertising based business model that is top heavy (there are 4-5 major advertisers making up something like 70-80% of their total revenue last I read. Their cannibal CEO is laughing all the way to the bank however.

>op could have been this

>>58099874
I'm saying if I owned 100% of the reddit, and was to do an IPO, wouldn't I want to do my IPO when I can get maximum value for my equity? Like why should I give a fuck about the retards giving me the money? I'm fucking out, and they're the ones left holding the bag. Fuck 'em.

>>58099811
I really want to believe in biotech but there's too many scams to make it worth the risk. Tech only works because there's less regulation despite being the same level of scamminess.

>>58099841
Are the frozen prices in the room with us right now?

the narwal bacons at midnight, amirite?

>>58099897
It's like PornHub then. The website isn't the product; the consumer is.

I boughted a shipment of physical cocoa on the 7400 dip and want a t-shirt that says so.

>>58099651
i love anime children

Nice, looks like literally all IPO shares dumped at open. Good job Reddit

>>58099935
Reddit was actually kind of wholesome, usable and semi-good at this time. Now it's a bunch of fucking thirdies and retarded fucking normies who aren't even witty when shit posting. Fuck them.

The only thing that matters in the stock market is how much the regime likes your company. It's all being held up fake central bank funny money, and the regime won't inflate your stock price if they don't like you. Reddit is a prime example of this.

>>58099935
I remember that shit. I was on reddit back then and discovered this place during the Scientology thing.

RDDT BROS WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>58099897
look at it through the lens of Bernays. reddit generates a lot of industry value by driving consooomerism and sex change surgeries. even if it is not profitable it is part of an effort that creates profit. it will be added to an appropriate position and pumped for it's service by overseers such as blackrock using the 401k's of the father's who's children are being propagandized. this is extremely bullish and should provide a good return.

>>58099969
It went to shit during the invasion from DIGG.

>>58099937

Correct. The data mining is the value

>>58099972
Except, you can still buy anything you want to give support. That's the point of stock anyway, to work as a lender/tender.

>RDDT IPO
>cant short
>no options chain

what can i do personally to help lower reddits market value

>>58099759
Big words for a gooklover.

I'm a fucking retard and bought reddit at 54. I sold it at 52 so it's not that bad but I actually am so dumb what am I doing.

>>58100006
Yet they still can't turn a profit.

How in hell is reddit pumping that hard? Barely making any money... This shiet is getting ridiculous. I gotta wonder how bobo feels right now. Worse inflation was explained away. Rates are done. FED is done. Insanely good job market. Market pumping every day.
NASDAQ is already +10% YTD

REDDIT SELL

OH NO REDDIT NIGGERS, WE GOT TOO COCKY

>>58099997
Thre is only ((())) for lens. Why bullshit? Just give the stock symbol a beanie and be done with it. We can even start using the ^ or '.
GOOG^ RDDT^ PARAP^

When's SRDT coming out?

>>58100031
social platforms get retard mcap. just embrace the clown world.

>Summers Criticizes Fed for Having ‘Itchy Fingers’ on Rate Cuts
Former Treasury chief questions ‘hurry’ to shift Fed stance
Summers emphasizes neutral rate is higher than Fed thinks

Based

>>58100031
this happens everytime with IPO's
they are the biggest pump and dumps

>>58100026
Well, at least you didn't sell at $50

>>58100013
It doesn't matter. The government has infinite money to move the stock market how they want so that it pays off their political alliesband punishes their enemies. You only have the few scraps they give you. Get with the program, we /kleptocracy/ now.

thread cloud

>>58099937
>>58099937
Correct, the destruction of the population to clear the real-estate is the value, it's an exterminator, with an extremely long payout slate.

Does anyone know wtf this brutal contango on vix/vix futures means? Theory would say Spx is about to go ballistic

>>58100055
>you should quit and join an ideal that kills you specifically
Well, that's convincing. Did that work on you?

Loading up on RDDT puts right now

>>58100057
>reddit market
>/smg/ jannies
Math checks out.

Do you really think Reddit is going to tank, or are you just channeling the 4chan rivalry and contrarianism?

>>58100081
Where?
I don't see any options avalible for it yet

I lost everything on reddit today

>>58100100
Ghislane thanks you.

>>58099669
>muh heckin boomers want to steal your money

Dont quit your dayjob faggot. Imagine blaming your parents and not the Fed for wealth theft. Fool.

What is this chart pattern called?

I can trade CFDs but I'm not sure If I should buy or sell

Babylon, your days are numbered
The time
The time approaches
Arms raised (Raised)
Eyes gaze (Gaze)
Tongues of fire whisper (Fire Whispers)
This life (Life) will soon (Soon) slip away (Away)
Fall

Babylon, you will fall
Your days are numbered
The time approaches
No one hear you cry as you fall
Fall, fall, fall

>>58100100
Shoulda got a SIGA shot first. THANKS FOR PLAYING.

>INTEL about to close red today again
LMAO actual worst stock in existence. At least other stocks go down and don't leave you hoping for anything.

>>58100095
I don't think anything. Please, help me understand their revenue model, and how in their 20+ years of operation that has been refined to where my assisting in operations or expansion will ensure I am made whole, or better made profitable with this interest?

everything so expensive, makes this market uninvestable.

i bought RDDT at $50 and sold it at $51.51. feels good

>>58100078
>thinking this is a free market
>thinking this is a free society
Nigga, u a slave.

How much lower does AAPL need to droop before it's a good buy? Will they ever recover?

>>58100123
Time to load up yupyup
I'm glad the normalnigger market doesn't realize the value of Intel yet. I feel like everything else has already priced in.

>>58100127
They paid their CEO 180 million last year. They lost 90 million last year. Just cut CEO salary in half and you are at break even. Sell the reddit data to AI companies for a few mil and you suddenly are profitable.

>DWAC is dumping
SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL

>>58100157
and now that they are public, they can get sued by shareholders for doing anything but that

>>58100149
Don't neg me to feel better about yourself. If you're right, then you are a slave. If you're wrong, then you are still a slave.
>>58100157
So, how many shares will I need to purchase to make this happen? Or do you have a team of investors at hand to be activist in this way?

Any other cuckold gentemen here? The bull brought over his old SNES for me to play with the last time, hecking awesome!

>>58100122
SIGA does pills. BVNRY gives the pox shots.

>>58100075
That's not particularly steep considering the April contract doesn't expire until April 16th. The more relevant metric you want to track is the 30 day continuous VIX futures price (weighted average between front and forward months) and spot VIX. When that is unusually steep is when you should be shorting the hell out of VIX futures

YES RETARDS!!! SELL YOUR ZUCKERSCHMUCK SHARES AND YOUR SUPER MICRO COMPUTER SHARES TO HOLD THE REDDIT'S BAGS!!!!!

why does it look like NVDA and SPY are going to drop big this afternoon?

>>58100156
Look at YTD graph and 1 month. Absolute garbage stock. I'll buy at 35 and 30

>>58099713
It seemed like a safe pick.

>>58100173
You're welcome my dude. Maybe next time we'll let you watch.

>>58100183
>Don't invest in jewish subversion
>Invest in jewish dominated Chinese subversion
'kay.

RDDTgods we are going to be so heckin rich

uh oh reality check computer is on the line

>RDDTs ipo was so bad it soured the entire market

made 3.5k on HIMS this week, taking the rest of the week to cool off

>>58100174
Ah, I don't closely track GAY shit, I just thought all of the mentions here back during the POOX PEAK were talking about a shot.

Buddy check Reddit computer

>>58100173
>The bull brought over his old SNES for me to play with the last time, hecking awesome!
what games?

>>58099639
BITO is close enough.

>>58100226
the money shares sold have to go somewhere
apple is getting sued and nvidia is insatiable
where are we supposed to store money?
its a cash day unless everything else pumps

>>58100181
FWIW the VIX futures 30 day to spot VIX roll yield is in about the 68th percentile right now which is steep but not extremely steep. It's probably a good short here. Remember when volatility is low it's likely to go lower. Short it low with a tight stop

>>58100185
Sauce? MPRVDH

>>58100249
I only brought Mega Man Soccer.

>>58100181
May contract is sitting at 15.5, same as its VWA, April at 14.5 VWA at 14.8. and fucking vix went as low as 12.5. Its not the october november bakwardation but its getting there

>>58100245
Oh yeah, there were shots and pills. That plus natural immunity are why cases dropped to near 0. *Near* 0 because homos have just that much sex.

Other than this squeeze on "SIGA's not going bankrupt", we're just waiting for the new, deadlier clade to hop out of the Congo on the ass of some flight attendant.

On a serious note, what can actually bring down this market? Is there anything bearish on the horizon? They have literally given up on the 2% inflation target and have fully accepted 3-4% as the new target.
Rates aren't restrictive. Wages are pretty good. War is good for business. Elections are pretty neutral. Oil and gas at alright levels. Metals are cheap.
Seriously... there is nothing bearish and it seems more and more money is just being funneled into the market. Sure the volume is kinda low but nobody is really selling

>>58100185
There's another SPY gape and FOMC exuberance is often followed by a dump in the following days.

>>58099749
You said the same thing back then when you were dooming ABNB

TSLA bros not like this

>>58100287
The earnings yield is only 3.5% so eventually things will slow. Especially with inflation over 3% and interest rates over 5%

The equity premium is literally negative lol

>>58100123
if you want to feel better just look at amd

>>58100156
>>58100194
About to make an easy 5k if this piece of shit drops to +0% today.

is this the top?
we can't even moon a shit IPO anymore

oh no NVDA baggies

>NIGA to release soon, a 3X leveraged SIGA ETF.

>>58100287
Higher rates on bonds may tempt Boomers to sell 2.5% yielding JPM for 5% yielding treasuries.

Plebbit is up 40%?

>>58099847
This is it. That’s the top signal.

>>58100319
POXX would be the 4x version.

>>58100344
Not exactly. That's only from the indicated opening price (i.e. what insiders got). Retail baggies are heemed like 15%.

>>58100249
>super ghouls and ghosts

>>58100363
That game was so fuckin hard to beat

>>58100263
>Sauce?

>>58100095
>7b mcap 800m revenue 90m losses
>not allowed to short or buy puts
nah it's going to the moon

>>58100302
its unfuckin believable. im so heemed

>>58100311
I don't think this thread has enough posters in it to "moon" anything with a volume greater than 200, son. If you ever "mooned" anything in the past then it was probably just riding reddit's coat tails and enjoying self congratulatory euphoria unbeknownst.

>>58100276
>>58100363
for me it was the homerun derby mode in Ken Griffey Jrs MLB

lmao Reddit already dumping

>>58100433
If by riding reddit's coattails you mean waiting for the top then shorting with my entire account thereby gleefully shitting on all the "regarded" turds like I did with GME and AMC then sure. That's pretty much how it works

>>58100139
i bought RDDT again at $48.75 and sold at $49.49. DATTEBAYO!

>>58100447
as soon as it became available to trade at 1:25pm it started to sell off

>>58100433
chans got rid of Unique ID. I suppose it's extra code on the back-end and it's saving to not have, but.
It used to be said that for everyone posting, there were ... 5 lurking?
I've talked shit with Un Kim, Dave Chappel, and Trump on Chans. At one time Munger used to read, and occasionally dropped ideas. People don't know cause they're not thinking, but all people communicate the same as other people.

Unless you're Elon, and you've had a chip in your head for 10 years.

>>58100447
>>58100474
imagine not selling an instant 50% profit

>>58100433
>smg riding reddit's coat tails
its time for you to go back

Is it really so impossible to imagine making ~1.9% per trading day off of 3x ETFs using $20,000? That would be about $100,000 per year. All of the bull and bear ETFs regularly move more than that intraday.

>>58100287
The Fed will not move rates this year AT ALL. When retards realize this sometime during and after the summer we'll start dumping for realsies and all of those fake and gay gains are going to be gone. I don't think the Fed will cut rates in 2024 either. Everyone here called me a fucking idiot last year when I said the Fed would not cut then or this year. Look where we're at now. LOL!

>>58100505
They're going to cut in June and bears will once again gnash their retarded teeth

>>58100474
>>58100497
so who got to actually buy at the $35 ipo price? insiders and institutions only? retail goyims had a whole 3 minutes to jump in before the top was reached. and i didnt even know what time the shares would start trading until an anon/bot posted it here that they were already trading

>>58100501
Literally no human or quant fund has ever had 1.9% gains per day over a long time period. So yeah I would say it is pretty impossible.

>>58100511
on the earnings topic, any bets for today? nike? fedex?

>>58100511
>gme earnings next tuesday
you watch its going to pump cause they make profit during christmas and then they'll lose money again for the year and slowly dump until next year

just like last year
>>58100520
They unironically gave all their "super users" aka the mod faggots and all their friends the ability to buy shares if they "had a lot of site points"

>>58100520
Everyone with like 10k karma on reddit. Unironically. They sent out an offer to reddit accounts with enough karma in the US with the offer to buy at the 34 dollar IPO price.

>>58100505
I'm wondering about small and mid-banks with the extension of rates. I'm also wondering about state and federal spending on deficit.
Other than housing getting out of line, maybe some slowdown in cars with smaller lenders going offline, I haven't identified anything that's outright gonna struggle, in the US.

Can you fill in on why you think sticking with 5.5 is going to tank things?

>>58100531
What's going to happen when the AI robots gain access to Robinhood accounts?

>>58100496
The truth doesn't hurt when you prefer it and aren't living under delusions of grandeur.

>>58100539
>gave all their "super users" aka the mod faggots and all their friends the ability to buy shares
Already plugging their dumbasses. Might as well drill all the way.

>>58100557
Leave retard

>>58100532
I have 1 (one) put for NKE just for fun, not expecting anything out of it

>>58100547
So all the jewish spies just got paid.
As usual, a market that is money laundering for ((()))

>>58100531
I guess I'm just curious how that's possible when there's inevitably something in the market moving 2-5% every day, usually multiple things

>>58100565
Eat shit NIGGER.

>>58100557
if i recall correctly /smg/ was a solid 3 months ahead of the reddit on the whole GME thing, I don't know what they're doing though, they're all probably jerking each other off and eating the cum.

>>58100539
>They unironically gave all their "super users" aka the mod faggots and all their friends the ability to buy shares if they "had a lot of site points"
>>58100547
>Everyone with like 10k karma on reddit. Unironically.
grim...
but i guess that means that the reddit jannies arent too bullish on the stock longterm

SNOW fucking blows Holy shit

>>58100578
wait, wrong term. This would be ponzi or... there's another term for this, not laundering, per say. They're possibly taking money from certain large estates, sure, but they're also going to get money from suckers.
Scam?

>>58100579
Because the market is inherently random in the short term. What you are trying to do is flip a coin a million times and get heads every time. It is just mathematically impossible. What the best funds in the world do is find opportunities where they have like a 0.002% edge.

>>58100591
In what is being discussed, "mooning" things, it doesn't matter who's ahead, only volume.

>>58100591
GME was great for a pump and dump
the issue is that all of faggot central aka reddit jumped on and ruined it
their entire general is convinced if they just DRS enough shares they can create another super short that will somehow bankrupt wall street and let cohen own the world

this despite the DRS shares declining
>>58100607
its a company that has never made a profit
its the definition of a pump and dump

>>58100557
>delusions of grandeur
that is my baseline

>>58100611
Fund returns are misleading since the payout isn't what they actually make. Institutions employ a small army of Patrick Batemen who are all skimming 6-7 figure salaries off the top.

reddit's outlook

>reddit fags pumped
>everyone else that isn't retarded is selling off for profits
>redditors are getting paper hands, starting to sell off too
>google and microsoft will short the shit out of it when possible
>stock price goes to ~$4
>big AI buys it up for the data, classic hostile takeover

>but muh AI training rights money, it will be profitable!!!
kys redditors

aand that's a wrap

>>58100505
*cut rates in 2025 either

If you adhere to Austrian and Chicago school monetary policy theories you'd know that there is still too much money in circulation which has INFLATED the currency and any ailments the economy is suffering from won't be ameliorated until that money exits which takes a long time. Don't forget that something like 45% of all dollars in circulation were printed and injected into economy throughout a period of 12-18 months back during the pandemic. That second stimmy round is the reason why inflation popped higher again recently after having been kept under wraps for a few months. Basically we still have to deal with that second round of stimulus and then revert to pre-pandemic levels. It's a huge double top hump we're dealing with, so visualize that. This is precisely what happened during other periods of high inflation throughout the world in the last 100 years. Mind you, there is also latency to be dealt with. It took on average something like 2-3 years from the moment inflation fighting measures were enacted to when inflation was stopped and another 1-3 years to when it was actually curbed back down to previous levels. Currency had never been printed at the levels of Covid so we'll see, maybe it may be longer. Could be a lost decade. "TOO MUCH MONEY CHASING TOO FEW DEALS", remember that. This is why everything is fucked.

TL;DR: It's a long way to the top if you want to rock 'n' roll

Source: I'm an autist (and probably schizoid) who has too much time on their hands and is actually doing pretty well financially

>>58100616
What a great scheme. I practically want to rub my hands in glee at the genius when I don't think of what it means.
They can launder cash, they can complete dark-op payments/fund agents, and they can get billions more because they did it including money from suckers.

im tired of AMD dragging down SOXL

what happened to plebbit dumping to $5 on day one with a massive immediate sell off because users were going to flex their internet muscles?

>>58100660
David Soxl should withdraw all AMD investments immediately. This is unacceptable, get him on the phone.

>>58100669
Must not have had proper sucker buy-in. Or, they're going to dilute next month.

>>58100669
Reddit's primacy audience are either a bunch of socialist zoomer/millennial faggots without money to spend or a bunch of lurking conservatives that fucking hate it

No one's buying that stock

Die intel you piece of shit. Please red end of day.

>>58099593
>VYSxMC+U

It's the shell game, JQPublic is the mark.
Someone has to win, it's not rigged.

>>58100643
except most people in charge of the financial world are Keynesians. Also, the current interest rate is costing the feds too much. If they really want to fix inflation, they should maintain rates like you said and also cut spending dramatically. Currently all the spending are financed by "high" interest bonds

>>58100719
Mercenaries only care about their earnings. As long as people accept their currency, they do the job. Since their job is to force people to accept the currency, it's not going to be words that solve this.

>>58100669
It dumped retard. Only insiders got a significant number 34$ shares

buy the stock that is featured in my ID RIGHT NOW
or don't - be a faggot then

>>58100552
Small lenders will be fucked for sure and the car market has been stagnant for about 2 years now, whatever inventory they're sitting on is going to be nearly worthless and they will be forced to cut losses and suffer the results. This stuff takes years to play out. People forget that mortgage houses started going belly up in 2006 and that the end of the recession post-2008 GFC officially ended by bottom out in 2010 and it wasn't another 2-3 years after that before normies started feeling some semblance of confidence again. Ask any millennial to tell you how tough trying to get a footing at that time was. The 5.5 rate is just the Fed digging their heels and waiting for everyone else to eventually fall in line and conform.

Patience young Padawan. My money is doing alright in a savings account paying me near 5% to just do nothing. Might put in some shorts on AI and things that went parabolic over the last year in the weeks to come.

Imagine getting butthurt at the suggestion that you're not some kind of POWERFOOL FOORCE OF INFLOONCOORS. Go take selfies on cliff edges for your Instas.

>>58100748
okay that's actually a really good fucking buy
$NWR

>>58100643
look man, Nazi and Gangster monetary theory is wrong because it isn't inclusive. Line goes up no matter what, and there isn't too much money chasing too few deals, the reason we have too much inflation is Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin. As for your "lost decade" theory, that is possible if Trump actually manages to win in November. (hint: he won't)

>>58100739
i dont think you know what that word means

>>58100719
Yes but the Fed has always been wrong which is why things eventually built up and got as ugly as we're seeing now. It's all a matter of having a large enough time frame for this to all play out. PATIENCE! Go talk to girls or something in the mean time. Kek

>>58100616
Who is the sentient fleshlight?

>>58100732
agreed. That's why I'm riding the hype rn, stocks still have a way up from all the money printing.

What's your strategy to profit from the present situation?

>>58099593
How's everyone's day going? My portfolio finally broke 100k

>bought reddit at $57

> Reddit CEO gets paid $200m/yr
> Mods get paid $0/yr
At least the mods have this IPO to profit off of, right?

>>58100754
>>58100552
Oh and yeah, personal consumer debt is rising at a rate and to levels never ever seen before. So a lot of big name lenders ain't getting their money back either. Normies are financing their cost of living through debt. So that's another problem rearing it's ugly head. It's fucked man. It really is.

>>58100814
Good on you anon.

>>58100822
>At least the mods have this IPO to profit off of, right?
can you buy fractional shares on an IPO?

>>58100511
mccormick bros wgmi

>>58100825
More people are using credit cards, that's not inherently a bad thing. You literally need good credit to get ahead. Serious delinquencies are still at historical averages.

>>58100814
what app shows the speed in the header ?

>>58100822
You think they'll start paying their moderators a living wage?

all in MA
thoughts?

>>58100825
Look at this graph https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/WALCL.. That line is never going back down to where it was. Ever. The second there are any cracks the Fed will just buy all the bags and force cash holders to eat the losses. Always have always will. LEH showed everyone what happens when the lender of last resort doesn't step in so now the resort is open 24/7/365.

>>58100276
fuck you, mega man soccer is fun

>>58100869

Leveraged shorts into the close, check in!

>>58100470
You are truly a Market Wizard, anon

>>58100804
I dunno, I guess I thought I'd live like a king and put myself out as first to engage the combat.

>>58100862
it's just my android phone or whatever os the oneplus 7T has.

>>58100832
thank you. i was expecting a liquidity grab today but we got good jobless numbers so we'll prob see a green week.

>>58100889
Me $50k with 10x intc short since it was +1,5%. Feels especially nice to make money off of this absolute trash stock finally.

>>58100889
These are micros, stop at 5824.

>>58100886
I figured while I scored with his wife, he could be scoring too.

>>58100814
Finally broke $50,000 after having to pay off some student loans last year which had a disgusting 7% interest rate. Pretty comfy

I just pooped so hard that my vision turned into indecipherable noise for a few seconds and a wave of euphoria swept over my head.

Yes I own large cap growth stocks btw.

>>58100893
OUR GAMA CHANS WILL BE FILLED TO THE BRIM BY EOY. DATTEBAYO!

>>58100930
Good on you too. Putting your money to work and watching it grow --particularly if you clawed your way out of lower-middle-class-hell -- is the most blissful thing in the world.

>>58100910
Nothing feels better than when trash starts trading organically. And by trash I mean this entire bloated market.

>>58100949
>middle "class"
does not exist. Either one has liquid capital or one does not

>>58100949
I was able to enjoy a short trip to Japan too. I'm really looking forward to that $100,000 mark but it'll take another year and a half or so since I'm maxing my 401k

>>58100930
I actually have 25k in cc debt but I did the math and the interest I have to pay comes out to like 5k which I can make in a few days from putting it into investments.

>>58100955
There is something particularly foul about intel.

>RDDT
>initiate power hour protocol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kOcuwLBPBP8

After listening to the DOJ arguments I bought Apple shares. What great business practices.

>>58100971
>I actually have 25k in cc debt but I did the math and the interest I have to pay comes out to like 5k which I can make in a few days from putting it into investments.
Top signal

>>58100986
>which I can make in a few days from putting it into investments
not bad anon

>>58099847
>>58100051
Do you have any idea how stupid you look using apostrophes like that?

>>58100640
>>big AI buys it up for the data
Saw Altman already owns 9%
big ai already owns it

>>58100997
>RDDT

$4CHN when?
make it happen hiro

Do we fear the pivot or do we fear the next Shemitah?

>>58101012
Most obvious short of all time. It would be on the OTC market in a week

>>58101007
I meant >>>/RDDT/

>>58101018
>or do we fear the next Shemitah?
sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-sh-she-she-shem-shemitahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhACK!

>>58101026

>>58101018
grim

>>58100822
he gets 200 million if the stock hits targets, do you literal retards actually think he got a check for $200000000 this morning?

>run in an election against the regime
>the government steals all of your private property
/kleptocracy/

>>58101082
what was the target? $57?

>>58101068
>What can you do in the face of financial entropy?
>You could run.

>>58100994
>>58100986
>>58100971
>>58100930
>>58100814
Thanks. Yes, as you can see here the red circle is the amount of interest i would owe this year.

The green circle is my unrealized gain so far.

Everyone who is going to be discussing $RDDT needs to use the $GME thread for your discussions. They have a self proclaimed temporary alliance with you so you will be welcomed there, /smg/ is full.

>>58101060
I was trying to redirect him to his homeboard.

>>58100980
something really fake and gay going on

>reddit mods will be paid in reddit stock for their service
>it will still be worth 0$
modbros will we ever win?

>>58100719
Cost implies value and nothing of value is being lost as fiat is being pissed away to maintain "this"

>>58101091
>is president
>controls the entire legislative branch of the government for 2 years
>whines on twitter at 2am about the democrats not letting him pass bills

>>58101099
newfag behavior

>>58101140
He tried to play ball as best he could before realizing you can just do the Contra cheat code of making as many executive orders as you want.

>>58101018
It won't be a super Shemitah so it shouldn't be that bad

>>58101098
tell me if im reading this right, but do you have $100,400.58 in your brokerage account and are carrying all that cc debt? grim

>>58101163
capital is valuable,credit cards are cheap and debt is fake and gay.

>>58101098
>>58101163
have you looked at consolidating the CC debt via balance transfers to a lower rate loan provider? i've seen some companies advertising this as an option for people in situations like yours

>>58101098
one is a 8% rate of return, the other is 20%+. stop being retarded

>>58101176
>cheap
grim

What's the prospect on tomorrow leading into monday? I was passed out drunk for the meetings. Both meetings.
>>58100195
That's the thing about a stock like KO. It's 100% a safe pick, so most people are depending on holding and collecting dividends I guess.
That's where you want to put your money that you don't want to lose.

I about to fomo back in to leveraged ETFs...

Stocks

>>58101140
Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.

Tomorrow we will open a little farther up and fall slightly just above todays range. Thanks Fedres!

>>58101213
>Joe Biden is an illegitimate president.
seethe chud

>>58101098
student loans?

>>58101215
That's about what I was thinking. SPY gape will fill and QQQ will follow suit since everything moves together.

>>58101223
Whoah, based!

>>58101178
Lol, yes I've been doing this for the better part of a decade. Opening up new lines of credit with an introductory 0% APR and doing a balance transfer. I've done it so many times I can't do it anymore.

>>58101185
20%+ of 22k comes out to under 5k.

8% back on 100+k comes out to 8k.

It's simple mathematics, bro. That 8% btw is YTD not what it would be by the end of the year. End of the year, I'm hoping to see 20% ROI.

>>58101163
>all that
It really isn't that much.

>>58101226
Nah, although I did pay off my student loans from buying the dip back during the 2007-2008 recession. It's just credit card debt from taking out cash advances to put into investments back in 2020.

>>58101199
STOOKS

>>58101251
Why are they letting it run like this. Its just a little too easy at the moment. I don't mind obviously but it appears that they don't care OR it won't matter how many monopoly monies you make.

I love how some fucking retarded bank or institution or whatever the fuck buys Intel back up by half a percent, only for the same retards to tank it down. Incredible stock

>>58101265
>I've been doing this for the better part of a decade
>It really isn't that much.
maybe not but you have probably paid more in interest than the principal itself. grim

>SMCI is up 8%
wtf

Bobos gonna buy puts thinking the end of this bull flag is bearish movement again isn't' he ?

>>58101265
>not what it would be by the end of the year
>mfw its -8% EOY

>>58101315
it's a good company worth investing in

>>58101310
I already stated that the interest is about 4k. How is that above the principal?

>>58101321
I hope not.

>>58101315
Market forces don't matter when the government inflates your money to manipulate the stock market.

>>58101322
bears gonna bear, bulls gonna bull, crabs gonna crab, and swan gonna
>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58101328
>Super Micro Computer
lol, its a fucking joke

>>58101328
what do they do that DELL or HPE can't? isn't it all just because of their NVDA connection

>>58101337
>I already stated that the interest is about 4k.
that's just this year. what about last year? and the year before? and the year before? going back to your decade long can kicking charade?

>>58101295
Remember how much cash is on the sidelines. RRP continues to shrink, meaning the money has to go somewhere. The bond slurpers have made their bet and are using that margin to go into stocks.

Crypto should be its own board. Biz used to be slow and comfy and on topic

Lmao AAPL Baggies

FUCK IT
I'm going in
Buying $10k right now

>>58101385
The board was created as a containment zone for crypto tards on /g/

DWAC isn't going to vote in favor of taking TMTG public after all are they?

>>58101385
I don't browse threads on biz outside /smg/.

>converted all my reddit gains into more VOO

Good day
Next comes buying AAPL cheapies

>>58101394
godspeed animal

baking

>>58101410
Thank
I know I'm completely Fomoing, but whatver
I'm a fucking retard and I deserve what's coming to me I guess

>>58101394
10k of what though

new
>>58101393
>>58101393
>>58101393

>>58101441
Leveraged SPY (SSO)

>>58101374
I should have clarified: I did balance transfer stuff for the better part of a decade. The current CC debt is more recent. From 2020. But I've made far more than 8% ROI since 2020.

Here's a 45k ROI in GME back in 2021. That's already way more than any amount I'd have to pay in interest. This is like 253% ROI.

>>58101360
>isn't it all just because of their NVDA connection
Yes and no. Look at the tsunami of money they're raking in. None of the other S&P500 *except* Nvidia has insane earnings. Yes, it's volatile as hell. Yes, it's a meme stock. Yes, it may already be priced in and yes, it may drive off a cliff along with NVDA any day now. But holy shit look at the tsunami of fucking money.

>>58101527
Damn that's an insane increase, especially for a legacy server manufacturer, makes you wonder why DELL and HPE isn't getting anywhere near as many orders

>>58101586
dell and hpe wants to lock you in, supermicro is more of less support, DIY option