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Our best friend's IPO launches at 9:30 AM EST / 6:30 AM PST.
This is the next GME, get the fuck in here bros!

>> No.58096579

>>58096562
RIGGERS

>> No.58096584

I dont invest with faggot losers like redditors sorry

>> No.58096597

>>58096584
ngmi

>> No.58096609

Shits going to dump hard by EOD.

>> No.58096617
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>>58096597
>>58096584
>>58096579
>>58096562
>TFW WE COME TO 4CHAN EVERY FUCKING DAY AND SEE /REDDIT/ GENERAL

>> No.58096631

>>58096562
Go fuck yourself.

This shit is going down 50% today.

>> No.58096638

Seems like every social media company dumps hard after IPO, but I still requested a few shares for shits and giggles.

>> No.58096667
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58096667

>Unironically investing in reddit

>> No.58096704

>>58096631
It's Coinbase IPO part deux. The insiders sell95%+ of their shares at the top and retarded predditors are left holding $30 bags when the price is $12 a week later.

>> No.58096731

>>58096704
Did anyone actually fall for it this time, though?

>> No.58096737

>>58096704
A 100%

>> No.58096755
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58096755

>>58096562
>Reddit reduced into a PnD

>> No.58096807

when does trading start? https://www.barchart.com/stocks/quotes/RDDT/overview

>> No.58096818

>>58096755
Always was

>> No.58096831

>>58096731
We'll know in a few hours based on how much insiders we're able to unload and what impact it had on the SP. I'd like to think no one is falling for it but that probably is too optimistic.

>> No.58096846

>>58096631
>>58096704
It's priced at $34 per share at IPO
could easily become a penny stock DESU

>> No.58096868

>>58096846
Am I correct that there's no way to short the stock or buy puts until like six months after IPO?

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>>58096617
would be hilarious desu ngl

>> No.58096938

Ah yes let me invest in a company that has completely questionable revenue

>> No.58096946

>>58096562
Shit ide

>> No.58097039

Cons
>No profitability
>Everything user generated
>Nobody uses the ads
>Mods have a monopoly
Pros
>Great for AI learning, they have an agreement with Google
>Big fucking site, used daily, everyone knows it
>Short-term it doesn't seem likely that Reddit will die
>Plans to monetize more, already making less loss year over year

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58097066

Reddit jannies literally provide unpaid labor for a for-profit publicly traded company.

>> No.58097097

>>58097066
someone should meme a reddit janny union

>> No.58097116

GREAT
we all get to invest in a company that is hemorrhaging money

>> No.58097620

gonna chuck $100 at it
beer money to test if i can trust my instinct

>> No.58097625

ok, when is it. I can't into american times

>> No.58097658

>>58096562
How do I buy a redditerino?

>> No.58097664

>>58096562
to much risk for me. problem with reddit is the same as the problem with twitter, and really all social media platforms. the existing userbase likes things how they are. if they can't change and adapt without backlash they have no opportunity to grow. I would rather put my money in private equity tech startups

>> No.58097795

I'm in for 750 shares but where's the price action? Is price frozen first day of IPO?

>> No.58097808

>>58097664
another note. fundamentally the value of social media platforms isn't in add revenue, it's in public manipulation. that's how 4chan makes all it's money. you think this place is sustained on 4chan passes and shitcoin ads? lol. 4chan makes money through viral marketing. whether that be creating vtuber boards, letting companies take over the catty whenever a new game launches, or from letting glowies moderate and datamine pol, hiroshimoot gets a kickback from all of them. when conde nast and ghislanne maxwell owned reddit they were able to extract a lot of value out of it that way. as a publicly traded company they won't be able to get away with this sort of stuff nearly as much.

>> No.58097816

>>58097795
newfag

>> No.58097851

>>58096584
You're on /biz/, quit acting like you had morals to begin with.

>> No.58098114

>>58096938
>invest
alright retard

>> No.58098122

>>58097808
big if tru

>> No.58098125

>>58096562
Shorting this POS.

>> No.58098846

indicated at 50-52

>> No.58098896

in for 200 shares
lets fuckin go!

>> No.58098964

the /biz/ hostile takeover of reddit starts NOW

>> No.58099549

It's trading

>> No.58099581

Anyone with thinkorswim able to see it? I can't find it on the mobile app

>> No.58099776

this is going to be good

>> No.58099936

I hope you are shorting this

>> No.58099976

>>58099936
We can't, that's what is awesome. The downward price pressure is long selling, not shorts.

>> No.58100030

Shorting reddit, 20k in. This is out chance to kill this hellsite, fall the fuck in.

>> No.58100070

>>58100030
Once I'm able, I will short this so fucking hard the servers will shut down.

>> No.58100079

>>58096562
Every redditcunt in this thread needs to die asap

>> No.58100136

reddit won, 4chan lost

>> No.58100180

>>58097066
Why do they do it for free

>> No.58100693

>insiders get massive number of shares and promptly dump
>the only winners buy at launch and sold minutes later

What a disaster

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um sweetie this chart looks racist, ableist, and chud-like

>> No.58101126

honestly, 4chan should go public itself on the nyse

>> No.58101188

>>58096562
> This is the next GME
You absolute fucking moron

This is the next r/watchredditdie
Cap this

>> No.58101210

THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU for making this thread!!! I'm so glad I listened! /biz/ finally being useful for once...

>> No.58101222

>>58101126
4chan would be a stable coin, like gold

>> No.58101469

>>58101222
checked

>> No.58101512

>>58096562
When can I short this piece of shit?

>> No.58101528

>>58101512
after (((insiders))) finish dumping bags