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Friendly reminder. WAGMI.

BUY VOO

NVDA RTX link up when?

God Bless XOM
NIGGERS

Which sites (whether free or subscription service) do you lads use to keep up with the news?

INTC will be double AMD's market cap by EOY

>Call yourself market
>actually only buy

>>58080663
Kys

>premarket pump
>on a fomc day
>with stinky inflation
>after tech hysteria
you know what comes next.

>he baked

>>58080681
i dont keep up with the news

>>58080744
SNOW calls and AMD puts?

>>58080681
When a penny stock pops up on my scanner and I think I want to short it I'll check for 8K filings here: https://newsfilter.io/
If I want to see float versus shares outstanding and history of dilution I go here: https://dilutiontracker.com/
If I want to see halts I go here: https://www.nasdaqtrader.com/trader.aspx?id=TradeHalts#
That's the only news I care about

>Industrial production in Italy fell by 1.2% mom in January 2024, reversing from an upwardly revised 1.2% rise in December and missing forecasts of a 0.5% decline. The country's economy struggled amid elevated rates, with decreases seen in the production of capital goods (-3.6% vs 0.9% in December) and consumer goods (-2% vs 3.4%). On the other hand, output rebounded for energy goods (2.5% vs -1%), while remaining unchanged for intermediate goods (0% vs 0.8%). On a yearly basis, industrial output plunged by 3.4%, marking the 12th consecutive period of a negative reading and the sharpest since August.

This is delibaretely written in such a way to confuse most people. Nobody invests based on such disinformation.

>>58080681
I recieve radio signals with my teeth, the grays feed me information regarding events yet to happen. Sometimes its financially actionable.

>futes

>>58080784
look at INTC goooooooo

>>58080852
*deliberately

are my funds in the bank SAFU?

>futures

>>58080744
VOO and VT cheapies.

>>58080663
based
>>58080886
Where is this, America?

>>58080761
>Bobo is too retarded and hits shift instead
Dumb image

PDD massive beat

>when a pump and dump shitcoin company help you achieve ATH
They often move together with Merck, but today they pumped.

>>58080898
Lmao Japan, not kidding

>>58080886
Is this a JAV?

they just connected synthetic brain matter to quantum computers.
https://apps.dtic.mil/sti/trecms/pdf/AD1175159.pdf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=94jXvHXMO1k
captcha: drsx

>>58080963
No, this is some random recording on a beach in Japan with a bunch of African migrants.

>>58080639
the world should genuinely be embarassed that we let (((them))) get away with this and it's unfortunate to me that nobody cares and will gladly rollover again. Really made me change my investment goals

>>58080661
I have seen this graph 20 fucking times in the last week from acquaintances who can't stay off twitter. Please compare 2007 and 2024 on the graph thanks.

>>58080893
Today's my paycheck so I'd like it to be low

>>58080639
>AstraZeneca
Wasn't that the shittiest and most recalled vaccine

>>58080964
am dumb pls tell grog what mean

So how do you actually lose if you long the tech hedged by commodities trade?

>>58080987
>Yes! Let me Speak to Mr. Market right now!
>...
>He's not in? FED meeting? Well get me someone! Anon are calling for lower prices!
>No I don't want to speak with David Soxl!!!
>...
>Alright I'll speak with him.

>>58081013
>looks at the 2000-2012 super crab
Uhhh

>>58081035
Anon that is called a Depression.

just want to be suffocated between the butt cheeks of a hot girl with a huge ass

>>58081035
idk it's basically free money, unless market crashes but in that case just rotate into goods: weapons, food, land. Literally cannot lose.

Let's have a great day boys.

Who's ready for a dot plot that shows we're going higher for longer?

>>58080998
your brain is a quantum computer.
you can link + interface with a synthetic quantum computer without any additional hardware.
this is the chip that makes your anime waifu love you.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4gPZPKJc0s

>>58081042
Based

I was put on the earth to destroy asian pussy.

>>58081111
gross

>>58081111
God I hate modern women

POWELL WILL RUG US ALL
DOOOOOOOOO...
OOOOOOOOOO...
OOooom

>>58081111
Sauce?

>>58081132
Some random thot, there is your sauce faggot

if you unironically browse twitter for finance you will never make it and should kill yourself

>>58081124
Markets always pump after Powell

>>58081124
at what hour today is it happening

>>58080967
Why does Japan allow this?

>>58081164
Because their birth rates are shit

>>58081111
not a good way to start the day.

>>58081174
That's Korean you uncultured fuck

>>58081174
>muh birth rates
capitalism was unironically a mistake

>>58080639
BUY NVIDIA

>>58081111
Honestly what pisses me off is that isn't even how that machine is designed to be used

>>58081180
equally bad if not worse

>>58081163
seems like in 5 hours

>>58080744
>>58080686
>intcel goes down 50%
>amd goes down 100%

>>58081183
>implying it was capitalism when the birth rates were fine until America forced their constitution to give women rights

>>58081180
I'm posting whatever webms I feel like with my responses you little fat whiny bitch

>>58081180
> corea
disgusting cultists
shitty imitation of japan

Fed and ECB are seriously considering cutting rates into surging inflation, just imagine how close to financial armageddon we are.

>China

>futures

>>58081174
blacks are the most infertile of all races though

gigadump preFOMC would be nice. So that everybody misses opening options cause they thought nothing would happen preFOMC

>>58081232
Disgusting ugly bugs

>Futures

>>58081199
giving women the right to vote was always in the internal logic of capitalism. We gotta maximize profits, bro, let's just get a non-gendered and multiethnic workforce of interchangable "human resources"

>>58081229
Chud at 0:26 turning around. Too much skin, not trad.

>Saves the Biden Presidency
thank you based Jay

>>58081158
2015-2017ish there were legit penny stock multibagger identifying accounts.

>>58081269
I told you guys Powell would help Joe Biden and pump this shit house of an economy.

I will never make it, but I will diligently put 20% of my paycheck into ETFs every month for 30 years. This way I will have a solid basket to dip into for dire occasions an/or old age.

The ETF is SOXL btw.

I have to be at fuckin work during the FOMC, what are the chances some big move happens and I miss it? Didn't we pump hard during one FOMC only to have a huge dump the next day?

this wsb nigga didn't sell and is holding into a flat open, RIP

>>58081300
Based

Do you think it’s safe to buy S&P 500 still? This shit does not feel sustainable. I’ve been letting about $50K sit in a money market and I’ve been buying about $2,000 of S&P every month out of that. Is this a bad idea? There’s no way I’d lump sum it at these levels.

I'm still accumulating MCHI I don't give a mother fuck.

>>58081282
What the FUCK

>>58081326
>I’ve been buying about $2,000 of S&P every month out of that
This kind of mindless buying is why the market is disconnected from fundamentals. I won't be touching US stocks until a major correction.

>>58081326
Yeah, all in is the only way

>>58081282
Sexist against males.
And women should serve in the battle, especially if they don't or can't have kids

>>58081326
considering the run up that started in October was initiated by the mere speculation of interest rate cuts and the recent GDP numbers showing that inflation is on the rise then obviously today's fomc is hawkish. But there's no way of telling what bullshit is going to happen anymore

>>58081350
>>58081326
>There just HAS to be a major correction!
I mean you aren't totally wrong because eventually anything could happen, but the next dump isn't happening for a while

>>58081326
I asked the same question in december before throwing all my savings in there. Some here said 'just fucking do it' while others said 'we're at the top, it'll take 10 years for you to recover when the crash comes in two weeks'.
I'm up +9% thus far, so maybe you'll catch some updrift too before we invariably get annihilated :)

>>58081326
Hard to say what the future holds, I will say you should have dumped that into JEPI last year though

>>58081339
What? It's not gay in Turkey to fuck trannies

>>58081366
>but the next dump isn't happening for a while
There's no way to predict when the crash will happen. All we can say for certain at this point is that stocks are way overpriced.

>>58081392
Compared to what?

>>58081392
While I believe you are correct, this was also correct last year and look at where we are now

>>58081111

pre market is sus as fuck

>>58081406
If it was also "correct" last year then prices weren't too high

>>58081368
I have 50k on my account sitting, gaining 4%
It's my crash deployment stash
I hope I'm not screwing it up here by not putting it on Google or sp500

>>58081372
kek

>>58081417
Correct

>>58081412
I love that 10lb weight that got tossed in later

>>58081426
Typical Intcel holder

Should I buy 3 month bonds now or wait until after fomc? Also does it make a difference buying them in the primary or secondary market?

>>58080639
ALL IN SQQQ, NVD, AND TMV. jerome is the fall goy. always has been. he is going to RAISE rates. that's right. i took my profits already. time for you to do the same or else you deserve to lose everything for being a greedy permamumu nigger.

No refunds on the vaccines

>>58081350
It literally has happened since the beginning of the market. How do you think a majority of people's retirements work?

>>58081498
what stocks is she buying today

>>58081513
SMIC

>>58081470
no SKRE? Jerome has orders to destroy regional banking for what comes next.

>>58080923
Why do niggers ruin everything they touch?

>>58081513
ASMB

Do you guys let prayer inform your investment decisions?

>>58081111
>not doing it barefoot for added PG-13 coom points
checked

>>58081498
I want to strangle this bitch

>>58081531
I post God Bless XOM nearly everyday

>>58081531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ziZoYUtVT8

So did everybody take part in the annual Berkshire Hathaway shareholder vote? I voted for all the men on the board, I voted against all the women on the board, then I voted against anything related to ESG, DEI and disclosure of anything.

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>58081559
Fug

>>58081558

>>58081559
Im thinking based

>>58081559

>>58081582
what kind of vehicle is this?

spy 50/200 ma prediction

Holy Allah please bless this trading day and deliver capital appreciation to those worthy, and may the stocks held by kuffar be struck down to sleep with the pigs.

Happy Fed Day!

Become ungovernable

>>58081174
they are really into each other that is quite sweet

>>58081645
I love this webm

>>58081619
inshallah

>>58081598
American public transport, that’s all you need to know.

>>58081659
>>58081619

>>58081443
Those were both 45 lb plates..

Could you faggots actually stop buying EU?

>>58081669
It’s not. Clearly yurop as they are driving with a fucking joystick.

>CNBC is interviewing Intel’s CEO
Is this guy just lying through his teeth? He is saying they are going to start manufacturing 2nm chips in Arizona by next year. The stock is trading at 42 so a lot of it has been priced in.

Hey, MUMU! Everybody's here. There's BOBO. HEDGIE. Good to see you, JANNIE.

You got everything you need? The chef cooked for you special, the dancers will kick your tongue out and your credit is good. Draw chips for everyone in the room so they can play on the house.

>>58081699
>yakub sneaking in for a front and center

>>58081699
Imagine the welfare

>>58081669
kek no. she's too white to be american.

NVDA is sus as fuck totay

>>58081619
You are not worthy.

um mumus?
um bobos?

>>58080675
THIS
H
I IS AFTER O AND BEFORE L IN OIL
S

It's already recovering nicely from the little tiny dipparino this morning too.

>>58081745

What's the play if there's a surprise rate cut? Basically anything because it's all going up?

Any thoughts on TNC ?

>>58081731
yeah it is called a bubble

>>58081731
Everyone is waiting to see what surprises the boys over at F.E. & D. have in store for us.

>>58081757
long bonds long stonks long banks

>>58081697
howareya moe

>>58081697
Glad (You) could make it, hope you're ready, we GAAN (down)!

Cashed outta NVDA till the niggermarket cools off
All in divvies and semi puts

>>58081731
>today

Shorting SMCI has been the easiest money of my life

I actually sold my NVDA call this morning right before it rugged... that's a fucking first.

>>58081731
i say dump until jerome. short smci

>>58081802
Why the fuck would you buy semi puts right now?? Retail bears are so fucking reactionary and retarded

I was backstabbed 2x by central banks.
December by Powell with his dovish talk
March by Lagarde with their projections
I have to count on it today too. I'd be stupid not to.

HOLY SHIT THIS IS SO FLAT AND BORING
Jerome please start talking NOW

>>58081810
It barely moved 1% you fucking paper hands fag

>>58081815
When does Daddy Jerome spread the good word?

Is it really FOMC day? Like today?

>>58081824
be careful what you wish for

>>58081829
2PM EST

>>58081826
in 4 hours

>>58081818
you again. maybe take semis out of it. When would you buy puts? Whats your put thesis?

>>58081825
1% is tens of thousands of dollars in derivative land you notrade faggot.

Really quiet this morning..

>>58081837
>>58081836
What should we expect from Jerome?

>>58081829
>Is it really FOMC day?

LLAP bros...

>>58081836
It's not a wish
It's a demand

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
POWELL'S GONNA MAKE
THEM MUMUS FROWN

>>58081845
why is she doing the white people face?

>>58080681
you're better off not knowing the news

>>58081845
Where are the Jenna AI generated lewds?

>>58081854

>Egypt’s central bank cancels the next meeting of its Monetary Policy Committee scheduled for March 28, saying an unscheduled rate hike two weeks ago was sufficient

That's how you fuckin do it. See inflation going up? BAM, unscheduled hike

>>58080681
This one and /pol of course. No real need to go anywhere. If its something I need to see it will be there.

>>58081825
I don't have time to sit on weeklies and get crushed by theta while hedge funds perma-crab us at 88x for another week. I sold in the 9s and got out.

SAY IT WITH ME CHUDS
#imridinwithbiden
#4moreyears
#bidenomicsworks
#arresttrump

>>58081840
I wouldn't buy puts. Betting against the success of your own economy is fucking retarded.

>>58081841
I'm holding 8k worth of NVDL, I'm sensitive to NVDA moving down but apparently not as sensitive as you guys

>>58081843
Relatively dovish fedspeak. Then a bunch of retarded reporters are going to ask gotcha questions to get hawkish soundbites.

How many times do you reuse a pan before washing it? I use one pan for the majority of my meals (besides pasta, rice, and oatmeal), and I clean it every week or 2 weeks

>>58080681
>Which sites (whether free or subscription service) do you lads use to keep up with the news?
If it's not posted on the Shit Market General then it's not worth noting.

>>58081875
What the fuck? I wash my cast iron every time I use it. Otherwise you're just continuously cooking whatever bits of food are left over. Please tell me you aren't using a nonstick pan.

My bull case is that people are greedy and love money so way more people are going to buy then sell, meaning line will always eventually go up.

>>58081875
i never cook. my mom does all the cooking for me.

>>58080893
>VOO VT
as soon as they plummet I'm dumping the 15k I left in money market into them.

Puts on MU, FIVE, NKE, and FDX!

>>58080681
>keep up with the news?

>>58081897
Based. What does she like to cook usually? Buy X, too.

>>58081892
>wash my cast iron
b8

>>58081892
>continuously cooking whatever bits of food are left over
Yeah? What's wrong with that. And yeah it's a nonstick

>Intel to receive 8,5 billion $ by Biden's chips act
omg I get to sell my INTCel bags
I'm so happy, I still wish Nvidia bought them out.

>>58081745
Its so over

>>58081846
Just hold until March 26th. Almost there brother.

KEK NVDA BAGGIES
E
KEK
E
KEK NVDA BAGGIES

>>58081910
???? You need to wash it, just not with soap

>>58081925
Christ

We will see a price hike today. Hope you all got out.
-15% EOD

HE’S GOING TO CRASH THE MARKET

NVDA is about to pump hard

The people on WSB found a merger play involving the DWAC stock being renamed to DJT:
https://old.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/comments/1bikpfj/these_calls_could_be_500_baggers_turn_1000_into/

They are betting MAGA will start buying the stock like crazy on the 25th of this month.

>>58081875
if its non-stick i just wipe with a paper towel. if it's a metal sauce pan i just rinse it out unless there are stuck bits. if its cast iron i use water only with a garbage sponge.

>>58081982
this and some green scouring pads really keep the finish smooth

>>58081925
I wash my pans when I'm done using them. Like if the pan gets cold, it's gotta get fully washed out before it is used again, like I'll cook chicken in the pan, then make my sauce in the pan with all the drippings still in there, but then that pan is done. Sometimes you can just wipe out the pan with a paper towel and use it to cook something else right after you're done cooking one thing and moving right to another thing. However if I cook some eggs for breakfast, that pan has to get cleaned out before it's used to dinner. Like if it's been sitting for 4 hours, that's probably where the cut off point is.

Just gonna crab all day til JPow speaks, huh

>>58082001
irl patrick bateman?

>>58082001
>I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>58081836
I hope this NIGGER LOVER raises rates. That would be beyond based

>>58082016
I was just about to say

If I was single and had no hobbies and lived in a cuckpod apartment maybe I would have time for all that shit.

>>58082016
Are you telling me you don't live this way too? I thought Patrick Bateman was how regular guys who don't do drugs live.

>>58081982
Yeah, no, you just wipe it out with paper towels and lightly coat it with fresh oil.

>>58082001
sorry we're in crabzone territory

>>58082002
Hahaha that's actually pretty decent wsb, most of the time it's just cringe Reddit behavior. Looks like buying in now would be just buying the top, so I might pass.

KEK USD/JPY

Gonna get $112 in SCHD divvies next week

>>58082040
Fuck

>>58082002
>>58082041
Should someone make a thread about it?

>>58082001
>>58082025
Narcissism

>>58082001
The worst part is women will swoon over it. Spam smiley with hearts in eyes as a response and will not get that he hopefully is grifting and memeing. He has to be memeing. He can't be doing all that without knowing of Patrick Bateman. The fuckin Rocher on the bed made me laugh slightly.

>>58082065
>Taking care of yourself is and living your best life is narcissism
How is this narcissism? Talk about a fucking cope

>>58081993
Only if he mentions hikes or niggers.

>>58082001
>>58082016
>>58082025
>>58082031
>>58082032
He’s a gigolo. Advertising to 40-60 year old roasties.

>>58082068
That webm is how half of women in the US behave. When a man does it, it's seen as comically absurd and narcissistic (because it is).

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_largest_daily_changes_in_the_Nasdaq_Composite
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NGUQgty1e3g

>hey anon, there is a potential stock market kill screen coming up in case you wanted to watch

>>58082096
That's the point though. Which is why I think he intentionally did it knowing of the movie and knowing that women won't know about it and love it despite being comically absurd.

>>58081980
Kek this post. How does it feel to be so fucking wrong? To watch the stock recover right after hitting post? Retard.

NVIDIA is still undervalued.

>>58082108
inflation is too sticky. we would get a surprise raise before a surprise cut.

WTF THE INTEL NEWS DIDN'T PUMP MY CALLS I'M STILL VERY MUCH DOWN AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>58082129
many such cases. were you the anon calling for $50 by 3/28?

STOP CRABBING THE MARKET

>Gold pumping
hmmmm

>>58082060
Maybe, it will be a short term pump and dump at best. I really wish I had more funds now and didn't torch 10k this week or I'd put some money in it.

>>58082127
Don’t talk sense. Powell could say the entire economy is at risk of collapsing and CNBC and /smg/ would claim what Powell *REALLY* meant was rate cuts in May.

>>58082148
gold is up
urging all thugs
trade in your chains for cash
and splurge it on drugs
a more secure investment
food and water
a couple of gallons for your cutest daughter

>>58082029

>>58082149
too late now. Calls already up 400+%

>>58082127
>>58082160
How did you doomer fud chugging faggots overrun this place?

>>58081873
SOFT LANDING OVER
PUMP BVLL PREPPED

>>58081253
Is this what happens in re-education camps?

>>58081875
>>58081892
i wash my cast iron like once a month. the heat kills all the bacteria and it never sticks anyway

>>58082125
I sold at 920 chud, enjoy holding my bags.

>>58082127
keep telling jerome what he should do - see what happens.
>verification not required.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmTWk-9HLvw

On Another note this is mine and you can't have it.
>>58082223
especially you jap powell

>>58082127

NO WHY IS LUNR SOARING BEFORE I BOUGHT IN REEEEEE

>>58082207
>>58082035
My brothers in christ what the fuck are you doing??? You need to wash the bits of food out of a pan before reusing it, otherwise you're just continuously cooking it into charcoal and eating that. Thought we were smarter than that here.

>>58082233
>colby

you can have her, chump

>>58082127
Please god raise it

>>58081892
>I wash my cast iron every time I use it
cuck
>>58082207
>i wash my cast iron like once a month
based. my lodge cast iron pan that my dad bought me when i moved into my first apartment in 2017 has never touched soap. i rinse it out and dry it off with paper towel when the oil im using in it seems to need replacing. eggs no longer stick to the pan even with no oil

>>58082096
>>58082116
How is it narcissistic to take care of yourself? His routine isn't even that absurd compared to what women actually do.

man the market literally wont stop pumping no matter what

imagine listening to the pundits and financial advisors the past few months? missed out on the greatest bull run of this decade so far

>>58082250
Earnings. I have some bags but probably won't be a huge change. I sold 8.5 calls

can i get a link to the show??

>>58081931
so their P/E ratio is even higher than NVDA
garbage

>>58082257
I didn't say I'm using soap. Hot water is all you need.

>>58082261
Ironing your sheets isn't absurd?

Ron Paul Predicts "Black Swan Event" is about to occur!

https://youtu.be/0JLjdzcjGjs?si=hClGobxU8aySWW0Q

>>58082253
>You need to wash the bits of food out of a pan before reusing it
there arent really any bits of food if you are just cooking a strip steak or lamb chop. you can just reuse the oil/drippings to cook your next cut of meat. then just rinse that old oil out every once in a while and dry with paper towel and then coat with new oil. i dont use mine to saute vegetables or anything really that has "leftover bits"

>>58082283
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents.htm

>>58082233
Colby doesn't really fit her as a name.


>>58082261
You haven't seen American Psycho?

>>58082281
so earnings is tomorrow.
since I'm SOL i'm gonna bet on earnings being shit and stock tanking

>>58082285
I doubt he does it daily but I have done that after I clean the sheets. It feels so crisp and clean to sleep in

>>58082298
The rendered animal fat goes rancid way faster than you think. That's gross anon.

what job can I get to make 6 figures? I make around 80-90k now on overtime. I just need a web3 place to hire me I'll learn all the programming stuff on the job anyways.

>>58082304
No I have but the point of the story was that Patrick Batemen was just a normal guy hallucinating he was a serial killer

>>58082332

>>58082332
Web3 was a fad that turned into a giant nothingburger

We really have to wait until 2PM?

>>58082261
>His routine isn't even that absurd
Of course it is.
>compared to what women actually do.
Who are overwhelmingly narcissistic by design.

>>58082332
I have a friend who actually did this and now works for a company owned by P diddy developing some app

>>58082334
>No I have but the point of the story was that Patrick Batemen was just a normal guy hallucinating he was a serial killer

Can you use fuckin commatas?

>>58082354
Just do kegels til then. they are good for men too.

these niggers are insane. LUNR up 5% in one day

>>58082357
How is it absurd to exercise, eat breakfast, make your bed and clean in the morning???

>>58081852
You guys better be careful walking around here this late at night
This is a good place to get jumped

>>58082334

anyone else gambling with NYCB on the rates being cut or raised. it's going to go crazy one way or the other.

>>58082324
how fast? i typically replace the oil weekly

>>58082284
Say it with me: "Glory to Chairman Biden and his 8 years reign!"

>>58080923
Thought it was Portugal for a while

>>58082367
That sentence doesn't need commas
I'm pretty sure about that

>>58082374
>If I'm as vague as possible it all makes sense!!!

>>58082381
Was Patrick Batemen supposed to be jewish? That doesn't make any sense, he is not degenerate enough to be a jew or ugly enough.

>>58082382
Would you eat a steak you left sitting out on the counter for several days? I'm guessing not, because it would obviously be spoiled by that point. That includes the fats that would render out into the pan.

>>58082295
Priced in.

I can't trade because my bookie is holding my cash on hold. Why do they do this? I'm not even doing anything risky. I'm never going to escape poverty if i can't put my money in the market. This is how the clearing house jews get you.

>>58082383
Wells Fargo puts will print more than anything NYCB when rates go up

>>58082334
>normal guy
>hallucinating that he's a serial killer

>>58082400
I'm being a 100% honest here. Do you consider the stuff guys do in the military absurd then?

>>58082324
Its not quite as gross as consuming what was motoroil to your grandad.

>>58082354
>sticky inflation
>aiming for 2%
>a mostly empty tool bag
>banks are totally safe
>higher for longer
there you go.

>>58082391
>No I have, but the point of the story was that Patrick Batemen was just a normal guy, hallucinating he was a serial killer

ZzZzZz

>>58082381
Funded by US taxdollars

>>58082391
Now that you say it and I reread it, I understand it. In german you use a lot of commatas. English do not, it confused me. Though, after the initial "no" there would need to be one.

Debattable if he was hallucinating. The point is, the routine of that guy is very alike. Mask, Yoga/Stretches etc and his looks. It has to be a nod at the movie.

What is LXU and why has it been consistently going up?

>>58082406
>rendered fat
>rendered
>fat
>rendered
>spoiling in a few days
you are dumb as fuck

>>58082427
Maybe? But I only use olive oil and butter. Grapeseed oil for seasoning my cast iron because it plasticizes better.

>>58082434
? l2english please, commas are not pauses

>>58082424
normal men have more important things to do than spend 3 hours every morning ironing their bedsheets and vacuuming their couches
stop being a faggot.

>>58082383
nycb is a difficult fed bet. Not sure if flagstar is posturing to be the winner or to position NYCB to be the bag the fed buys up. your wins or losses aren't dedicated by fed policy so much as director decisions rn. the only question is what assets and what liabilities get pooled into the bag. For that you'd be best off looking at the directors ownership stakes.
The only real confounding thing would be if someone is looking to indirectly purchase a distressed asset via bank merger

Also GJ BOEING, pump AIRBUS into the Orbit.

>>58082460

>>58082434
That's german grammar.

BUDDY WILL YA LOOK AT MARA COMPUTER?

>>58082452
Okay fag you know what I mean. The fat that heats up and comes out of the meat is not necessarily 100% rendered, there are still bits of meat etc. in there, which goes bad.

>>58082463
>t. butter huffer

>>58082404
I'm just talking similar levels of delusion

>>58082460
lol

Can this AISP chart be explained?

>>58082424
>Do you consider the stuff guys do in the military absurd then?
They make them do absurd stuff all the time you retard. Stupid shit like cut laws using a pair of scissors, sweep away puddles in the middle of a rainstorm and clean bathrooms with toothbrushes.

>>58082463
this man doesn't understand women

meta going up nicely

>>58082457
I love olive oil but our family recipe calls for 425 for cornbread recipe. I was blessed with a big pone that was seasoned for decades. Idk what to season news ones with aside from lard like mammaw did.

I do the mild cleaning and wipe dry method as well.


All these crazies washing their castiron probably bbq on aluminum foil too.

nvidia is such a fucking shitstock why did I even buy this shit

>>58082440
>Debattable if he was hallucinating
In the book the movie is based off of he definitely is. The whole point of the movie was how mundane his life really was despite being an apex alpha giga chad who was a high performer so his mind hallucinated being a serial killer to make his life more bearable. One of the books themes is how even peak performing males in society have no real outlet for their primal and carnel addrenaline rush for violence. We are stuck in this corporate consumer hell hole that is modernity like domesticated psychopaths.

>>58082482
lmao its just one post of stupid after another
bless yer little soul

>>58082498
>They make them do absurd stuff all the time
What is the purpose of this? What effect are they trying to have on them? In what way does this prepare them for war?

>>58082498
Yeah but it's not that absurd because it all serves a purpose which is being disciplined which is a necessary life skill and also a good measurable trait for success

>>58082520
>>58082520
>>58082520
new
>>58082520
>>58082520
>>58082520
new

guys please dont spoil american psycho for me. I have literally never read it and I hardly know the premise. The Rules of Attraction is one of my favorite books so I am sure I'll like AS if I ever read it

>>58082424
you don't understand. thats not doing something for its own sake. its a test to see if you can listen to directions.
thats only in boot camp. after boot camp they don't give a fuck.

>>58082505
at least you didn't buy it's ugly cousin SMCI

>>58082526
The movie is different than the book, and I doubt anyone hear read the book. Btw the movie has a female director

>>58082529
Life is one big boot camp

>>58082508
Yes, I understand. And I'd also say he's hallucinating rather than all being real, there are more hints for that then against it.

But on the topic of carnal violence, I'd say that there still are wars. And I wouldn't want to be there. People who want that are psychopaths for me. If you want violence and to release your anger, do sports, light weights, go boxing or do MMA or whatever. If you feel the urge to kill somebody, something is wrong with you. You are a danger and need to be put down.

>>58082500
Perhaps you don't but that is the point.

>>58082233
i have an ex gf that looks like that. she dumped me because i was boring

Anybody buying Micron calls for after the bell?

>>58081326
Bro, nobody knows. Get this in your thick skull. NOBODY KNOWS. Specially not the retarded permabears in this general.
What isn't safe is holding the dollar like a cuck while it depreciates.

>>58082498
My drill sergeant made some guy sweep away sunshine off of concrete. It actually worked after a few hours.

>>58081282
Turkey has brothels?

>>58081350
WHAT THE FUCK are fundamentals? Fucking retard. This makes me mad. The stock market is inherently speculative because current prices are trying to predict future cash flows. It always has been, always will be.

>>58081598
tramway

>>58082253
You just knock the "bits of food" out with a spoon or fork or whatever without scraping it into the metal, then wipe the rest out with the wad of paper towels soaked in oil. There should be nothing left but a thin sheen of oil. Ah, I see, you cook at too high of a temp and burn a bunch of shit into it that requires actual washing. Try not being a NIGGER and see if it goes better.

>>58082600
lol

>>58082557
I don't know if you look at nature killing is an every day thing and it will often times also happen not only for food but for territory, chain of command, and everything else that is primal inside of us. To simply dismiss mankinds violent aspects as psychopathic is something the state would want to do to citizens so they can monopolize on violence and label anyone that isn't behaving like a domesticated serf a psychopath, terrorist, or whatever other label they can throw on you. Personally I find your view very feminist and disingenuous because it's not like the average person doesn't get put in situations where the though of violence doesn't come up. Don't get me wrong senseless killing is bad but violence is also a form of expression that we shouldn't let just the government monopolize on.

>>58082375
Ur mom is all the time trying to jump me with her muff!

>>58082001
If this dude was balding he wouldn't do any of this shit.

>>58082671
>????

>>58082683
Yes. Imagine a balding manlet filming himself doing all that.

>>58081253
wtf is this real?

I bought outs

>>58082644
lol

>>58082658
I didn't say no violence at all. But not killing. I severely dislike the thought of killing. Which is why I also dislike the amount of webms on 4chan of people fighting and not stoppin after a knockout. Or slaming them on the ground which is a huge risk.

You can do sports, you can protest. There has to be a monopoly. If not, there will be only problems, no rules or washed up rules. If there is a monopoly, the rule is clear, no violence, except selfdefense. I've had too many arguments with people about selfdefense cases, completely overstretching the right for selfdefense. Now let them also be legally allowed to fight, they'll just all kill each other.

Is this the last /smg/ ever?

>>58082707
He would still be a giga chad just bald>>58082707

what are some nice /smg/ youtube podcasts?

>>58082731
Yeah but if the rules are set by the globalhomo then wtf do they matter? Adhering to those rules would be worse than senseless killing and violence since following the globohomo regime will lead to the end of humanity anyway. I think you are a little naive and idealistic on your stance here

>>58082790
I don't need a state to tell me that I don't want to kill a person. There really has to be some outstanding situation. A case of retribution, killing for a killing, but not for some petty dispute.

>>58082833
That's not what I'm arguing for because that would just be nigger tier shit. What I'm calling for is maybe bringing back something like dueling. I mean that alone would restore some honor and dignity back to men and society and help keep government officials in check.

>>58082460
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING SIR!

>>58082871
Hmm, ok. Now that is more concrete. But the state probably wouldn't allow it for insurance, pension system etc reasons

>>58082539
I've read it, it was great. A little over the top with the goriness at times, but an incredible read, which made me appreciate the movie even more tbqh

>>58081569
Godlike aliens do your fucking job and annihilate all life on this planet down to the microbial level already with not even the smallest single celled organism surviving. You are running out of time.