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You should go. Ask one of your Chad coworkers to teach you how to swing. Maybe you'll enjoy it.

>>58072814
That's why they're taking you to Topgolf and not an actual golf course, anon. Put your normie suit on and have some drinks.

>>58072884
>>58072875
Any tips?

>>58072814
Drink and only play the game comedically to flirt with HR roasties. This will buy you good boy points for when your autistic ass inevitably gets in trouble for something.
The Jews don't want you to know this, but HR roasties liking you is often the difference between getting a slap on the wrist and termination.

>>58072890
get drunk and confess your feelings to your office crush

>>58072977
Thanks anon will do

>>58072890
Try getting blackout drunk

>>58072890
I'd say just be honest if you've never picked up a golf club before, if you have any regular golfers in the group they'll be happy to lend you some tips.
Topgolf is like golf based arcade games so no one is competing or taking it seriously.

>>58073006
p much this. there are some tryhards but generally people are chill and someone will help you out. that reminds me that I need to start taking golf lessons again...fuck I wish I didn't have to work so I'd have more time for this kind of shit

What is top golf? T. Regular casual golfer

>>58073042
If you're getting into golf should you start with lessons?

>>58073053
its golf but you get topped off by some thotties. im actually surprised OPs coworkers would be so open about something like that.

>>58072814
Why are there so many niggers in that picture?

>>58073053
you get to be the top on a golf course.
a little more expensive than bottom golf. personally I would never be a bottom.

>>58073086
It's america anon

>>58073053
it's like a driving range, except you have a variety of targets to aim for, and all of the balls are RFIDed and tracked. they have a bunch of different games that you can play, like a version of angry birds. it's fun, more fun than a plain ol' driving range although more expensive
>>58073060
yes. get someone to recommend a place. you shouldn't even need to have your own set of clubs for beginner lessons, though you can probably get a used Strata set (good inexpensive beginner's clubs) for cheap on fuckbook marketplace or whatever

>>58073134
The food/drinks any good?

>>58072814
Tell them it's your birthday, then eat/drink as much as you can. Once you're really drunk and farting a lot start asking all the girls if they like your balls every time you hit one. Then make sure to laugh really hard so everyone knows it's funny and they're supposed to laugh too. Keep making a lot of ball innuendos and slip your waitress a $5 tip and give her a wink you'll be the life of the par-tee. Get it? Par-TEE?!?! This is how to make friends with coworkers. Also "lose" your phone and see if someone will give you a ride home or try to host an after party somewhere cheap like a parking lot outside a gas station or open field.

>>58072890
Make sure to make contact with the ball

>>58072890
Weight on ypur heels and follow through on your swing,. Don't smash the ball until you're comfortable. Give 70% and maintain a good arc on your swing.

>>58073060
No watch a few videos and then go to the driving range. Then go with a group to a par 3 course once you have a decent drive.

>>58072890
Keep your head down

>>58072814
Last time i had something like this happened to me went into panic mode, and told HR lady I had diarrhea, then proceed to to spend rest of weekend staring at fucking orange juice price charts.

Fucking truflation ruined any chances of human interaction with other waggies