/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58064270
early bake

KEK NVDA BAGGIES
E
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>>58064270
>One of the most popular games, Apex Legends, has a remote control exploit allowing hackers to install malware into PCs

>Crickets from EA

Bros are we long overdue for a 1983 tier crash? The entire video game market just feels too fucking bloated and incompetent lately. Not to mention all of the assholes that clearly don't belong in the community, let alone shouldn't touch game development ever.

KEK Bitfuck baggies
E
K

>>58064508
It has to do with anticheat software and they say theres no exploit. It could be twitch streamers are retarded which is more likely imo.

Yields...

>>58064508
Fuck the haters, the Horizon games are unironically really good, even if the devs were held hostage and forced to add some woke elements.

>>58064611
So is this the new paradigm? We will straight up never again have another meaningful dip in the market? Everything will go up forever thanks to Nvidia? If this is a bubble, it's the mother of all bubbles and I'm not feeling too confident that anyone alive right now will see it pop.

>>58064706
Cursed post.

>>58064635
So are treasury bonds good to buy and if so what should I get? Thinking of making my protfolio a little safer but as I understood it if the fed lowers the rates I will have a hard time exiting the bonds should I wish to do so?

>>58064508
Kek - that actually true?

Well EA probably hires 100% poojeets so not that surprising.

>>58064751
You are early to be in bonds (6months - 1 year)

>if so what should I get
Long dated 20-30 years (TLT EDV)

> I understood it if the fed lowers the rates I will have a hard time exiting the bonds should I wish to do so?

If the fed lowers rates then the market values goes up and you can sell them at a higher price.

>>58064735
I didn't mean to quote that guy, I'm just a thoroughly priced out cashgang idiot who needs to hear some bears are still out there, still keeping up hope that one day the correction will come. But the bears are gone, it's only bulls now in a permanently neon green post-Nvidia world.

>futures

>>58064795
>You are early to be in bonds (6months - 1 year)
How come? Do you expect rates to go up further?

>>58064611
Twitch is pretty much on its way out financially, Amazon stopped caring and there's the writing on the wall saying its likely to die by 2025 if the markets do a GFC 2008 repeat, especially with Japan's fuckery with interest rates. Only fitting for those retards to be out of a job soon kek.

>>58064759
IIRC EA was one of those game companies that laid off a shitload of wagies, so maybe that's part of the reason?

>>58064819
>How come? Do you expect rates to go up further?

No just rates being flat and inflation ticking up means the Fed is gonna be on hold. In 6 months if Inflation is going down or the job market is falling then it would be time enter bonds, but if the economic conditions are similar today then you should wait 6ish more months before you decide to rotate. Buying now means you may miss some gains in the stock market. While you may not lose any money in bonds over the next 6 months your yield would be around 3.8% for TLT or 4.5% on a 30Y bond

Now that the dust has settled did leatherjacket deliver?

>>58064818
>futures
>a deathtrap marketed as a lifesaver
huh, i wonder for whom the bell tolls

>>58064270

Reminder: A Hindu rapejeet taking over any tech company is an immediate sell signal. It means they no longer produce anything of value, they are just going to become 90% Hindus as they turn into an Indian migration scame.

>>58064945

>>58064751
Treasury BILLS, anon. Put a third of your money into another 90-day T-bill every month and you will always have one coming due while pulling 5%+ annualized interest.

>>58064818
They don't even have to bury you anymore. It's like an instacoffin

How many people who bought MSTR at 1,800 are getting nervous right now?

>>58064916
>>58064966
Okay, thank you, I'll take that into account.

BUDDY, look at buttcorn computer! Are we going to crash this week?

>>58065080
Blackcock ETFs were the final exit liquidity to dump on boomers. There are no bag holders left, except Saylor, who will hopefully be liquidated.

>>58064818
Where do you poop?

Holy shit that MSTR dump

>>58065126
I am laffin.

>>58064945
>t. seething steve ballmer

>>58065143
Wondering if it's too late to short it? it's still trending downwards though

>>58065126
no... i sold my 1000$ put too early...

>buttcorn computer
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS
CANCEL ALL ORDERS

Where the fuck is the stocks worth buying that will 10x this year you faggots keep shorting still? I WANT TO BUY not short or play options what the fuck.

>>58065217
61.5k is real test

gm eurobros
sentiment this week?
will JPOW fuck us all?

JPOW will probably announce cunts and market will moon.. because it is the least probable thing>>58065323

>>58065323
DAX awfully looks like a bullflag. Question is if that is only a fakeout. Depends entirely on this cuck that will probably use the word "Disinflation" even though we have stopped disinflating.

ECB members can't stop talking about ratecuts, de Cos going even so far as to say rate cuts could evade a recession
They want to cut so desperately, at best prior to inflation reports getting completely fucked by higher oil and fuel prices in the coming months.

>>58065357
>The thing that has been happening for about 2 years because muh AI is the least probable thing
And this is how you know mumutards will overstay their welcome again

>>58065143
This dude's economic takes are what make him a lolcow before his clownish behavior.

This is where /smgay/ will get most bullish - right at the top

So far my investment in Indonesia is paying off. It's moving slow, having only gone up 4% since I bought but last time I made a bet on a country it shitself 15%

>>58064663
They're generic open world trash. Possibly the most generic open world trash of all time.

How do I buy Russian bonds? Is there some back alley dealer?

NVDA baggies... We are back

so japan started kiking hates ruh?

>>58065461
Why would you want them

EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION

The CIA did experiments with human beings using meditation to tap into a spiritual realm. What they found though was much worse. The mind in it's natural state is like a lamp but using breathing excerises and meditation they found it could become focused like a laser into higher states and realms of being. The spirit realm and afterlife is not what you think. Documents signed by Colonel McDonald confirm that the experiments don't contradict western or eastern philosophy of the spiritual realm however it's all the hell version and perhaps at best purgatory. There is no heaven, only hell.

All that awaits you in the afterlife is suffering and demons that want to destroy you, possess you, or feed off of you like parasites. Christ is not king and the great decipher who lied about man's eternal damnation. The only way to escape this madness is to wear a tin foil hat while meditating and repeating a binary hymn of ones and zeros for foregiveness over and over again and buying TSLA, that is all. Elon Musk is an African American that prays and is possesed by demons but he is our only hope.

>>58065516
13%+ yield. Currency holding strong vs the dollar. The Russian gov routinely runs a budget surplus and has low debt to gdp.

EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION

FUCK YOU TAROT CARD ANON, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

The CIA did experiments with human beings using meditation to tap into a spiritual realm. What they found though was much worse. The mind in it's natural state is like a lamp but using breathing excerises and meditation they found it could become focused like a laser into higher states and realms of being. The spirit realm and afterlife is not what you think. Documents signed by Colonel McDonald confirm that the experiments don't contradict western or eastern philosophy of the spiritual realm however it's all the hell version and perhaps at best purgatory. There is no heaven, only hell.

All that awaits you in the afterlife is suffering and demons that want to destroy you, possess you, or feed off of you like parasites. Christ is not king and the great decipher who lied about man's eternal damnation. The only way to escape this madness is to wear a tin foil hat while meditating and repeating a binary hymn of ones and zeros for foregiveness over and over again and buying TSLA, that is all. Elon Musk is an African American that prays and is possesed by demons but he is our only hope.

>>58065531
so the gnostics and buddhists were right?

It's a bull market you know

EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION

FUCK YOU TAROT CARD ANON, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU, FUCK YOU

TAROT CARD ANON IF YOU ARE READING THIS I HOPE YOU DIE AFTER ALL THE WORST THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU SO YOU CAN EXPERIENCE THEM OVER AND OVER AGAIN IN THE AFTERLIFE

The CIA did experiments with human beings using meditation to tap into a spiritual realm. What they found though was much worse. The mind in it's natural state is like a lamp but using breathing excerises and meditation they found it could become focused like a laser into higher states and realms of being. The spirit realm and afterlife is not what you think. Documents signed by Colonel McDonald confirm that the experiments don't contradict western or eastern philosophy of the spiritual realm however it's all the hell version and perhaps at best purgatory. There is no heaven, only hell.

All that awaits you in the afterlife is suffering and demons that want to destroy you, possess you, or feed off of you like parasites. Christ is not king and the great decipher who lied about man's eternal damnation. The only way to escape this madness is to wear a tin foil hat while meditating and repeating a binary hymn of ones and zeros for foregiveness over and over again and buying TSLA, that is all. Elon Musk is an African American that prays and is possesed by demons but he is our only hope.

>>58064818
I need this bed

>>58064818
What happens during rough seggs on one of these?

>>58065512
yes, but markets don't care as they know BoJ is still a bitch

Male natural gas

>>58065580
Your cock gets castrated

>>58065587
Poopoo peepee

>>58065596
I'm just imagining setting it off and giving a random tinder date a fucking heart attack then having to explain it to the cops. They'd probably take you to jail for being stupid

>>58064706
NVDA is a fortress after all. Soon we'll be using NVDA chips as the global reserve currency.

>>58065607
>they probably take you to jail
Yeah after you get your dick chopped off. If the bed didn't do it they will.

THERE AINT NO REST FOR THE WICKED MONEY DONT GROW ON TREES I GOT BILLS TO PAY I GOT MOUTH TO FEED AINT NOTHING IN THIS WORLD FOR FREE

Is it a good idea to buy index funds that exclude tech stocks for the next year or two? The whole market excluding tech is down by a lot so will likely recover soon and AI looks like another dotcom bubble.

>>58065623
Based no we can't slow down post

>It just pumps - Christine Lagarde

That's right MSTR baggies keep "sluurping".

God Bless XOM

>>58065626
>The whole market excluding tech is down by a lot so will likely recover soon
What buttfuckery logic is that.

>German ZEW Survey Expectations Mar: 31.7 (est 20.5; prev 19.9)
- ZEW Survey Current Situation Mar: -80.5 (-82.0; prev -81.7)

>Yeah, current conditions are dogshit, but future will be better.
>6 rate cuts 2024, haha, amirite?
wtf man, EU analysts are equally retarded as US. Actually even more, as when the US faggots thought about 6 rate cuts Oil was low yoy. Now it is up and they still have hopes, which is rate cuts.

Hey wtf I thought SHIB was gonna make me rich?

>>58065800
Meanwhile

>>58065626
During the dotcom bubble nasdaq pumped 800% over 5 years, in the current ”AI bubble” nasdaq is up 30%

>>58065823
They discussed this on CNBC and this whore was like
>that is bullish, it means rate cuts haha

>>58065829
Doesn't mean it isn't a bubble. To be a bubble it does not have to be equally retarded or more.

I can't wait for AI to make having loli wives in real life a reality.

Why is yen going lower when they announce rate hikes. Shouldn't it go higher? Doesn't make sense

There's a bigger bubble people aren't talking about
Infrastructure projects (CHIPS etc.) + high rates = cost overrun and malinvestment

why no cocoa pump

>>58065851
No trust in the BOJ. Same game as with the Fed. And the BOJ is worse, so you can't go wrong.

Bitcoin is tanking. Give me one reason why nasdaq wouldn't follow.

>>58065850
Yeah by making me so rich I can afford to buy a girl like her.

What do you guys think of the SCHD rebalance? My favorite addition is HSY

>>58065877
NASDAQ excl. AI have been tanking nonstop

>>58065851
Despite the hike the BOJ pledged to stay accommodative.

>>58065842
you are retarded if you are young and not investing in tech because you are scared of a 20% dump

>>58065850
Don't get your hopes up anon
Once I start feeding them to my pitbull they will ban them very quickly.

the market and every participant in it, is irrational. sloppy.
I just try to provide liquidity
you call it random
how could I randomly walk all the way to the bank?
I just took that wasted capital and put it into one portfolio.
MINE
it made be faster, stronger, schizoier. what if that, was are fate?
to seek liquidity, to paint the chart forever..
to be one.
I will be
the one

>>58065829
Nvda is up over 700% though.

Siemenscomputer?

Pwll a computer super nerwrk

>>58065868
Has there even been any significant investment?

>>58065897
t. bought NVDA at 950

>futures

/OJ bros...

Lol the same time Siemens started dumping insurance companies in the DAX and banks started counterpumping

Ahh Taylor, exactly who I think of
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKP1Wc6TzJs

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/companies/forget-nvidia-billionaires-are-selling-it-and-buying-this-magnificent-seven-stock-instead/ar-BB1k4Zhl

Oh, nvda baggies

https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/other/forget-nvidia-another-magnificent-seven-artificial-intelligence-ai-powerhouse-is-cheaper/ar-BB1k2dpd

The jews already dropped their hands, that's what this says to me.

>>58065925
Ukraine and NATO rebuild. A switch to banks and insurance means they're expecting more build than siemens alone can cover, imo. Germany may get big.

>>58065933
>aka baggie
I hope you make it, hat's all fomo . Everything after the first 2x was fomo. Graphics cards aren't a new product.

>futures

>>58065996
Down right neighborly for a shellfish. Almost wholesome.

Here is your fun fact for the day, /smg/.
Increased levels of testosterone leads to higher equity prices and bigger and longer lasting bubbles.

Can anyone explain to me why the Jews don't want NVDA to skyrocket? Why is it crabbing?

>>58066017
so anon, how long have you been trading, and what did you do before you started?
I trained in geography and geology, and some other stuff that is mostly over-rated mapping and poor uses of physics engines.

>>58066017
NVDA is going through Wile E. Coyote moment right now. Already left the cliff behind

You should have bought AEVA at $1 now it's $5

>>58065933
he was asking about indexes, I was not saying he should FOMO into nvidia

>>58066032
I never caught that, but it's about to get WEC'd
>>58066043
But I would have already redeemed at 1.50 if I wasn't doing fundamentals for some reason.

>>58066017
even the kikes know the money printer can't run indefinitely

>>58066017
I'm calling it, this is the only post by this little nigger.

>>58066080
shut the fuck up nigger

>>58065933
How is your relationship with your father?

>>58066011
Weak men create hard times

>>58066029
Wait until he finds out about the dot com bubble

Well that DAX pump was some crazy trap. There still is NO NEWS on why a company like Siemens suddenly crashes -5% in a matter of 5 minutes.

check this shit out

are you ready now? to witness a dump not seen for thousands of candles?

>>58066191
tldr

Rates are going higher for longer

>>58066214
the stock was locked to buy only

Rates are going down forever
(until the collapse of the Gay American Empire)

>>58066017
They already made their money dumbest
>>58065585
India's market tanked and ours will do the same, potentially harder.

HIMS chads im hard as hell rn, $20 incumming

Cocoa

>>58066209
Red like a thousand dying suns

>SMCI
lmao I wish I had free margin to short it

>>58066181
You seem to be pretty knowledgeable within DAX, how much does this happen to RHM? got in low enough for these dips to not matter, but what do you think is going on? is it just market maker shenanigans?

>>58066265
it's going to fall out from S&P500 right

>>58066265
Good to see SMCIs prices are returning to reality, it's a basic green board server manufacturer

>>58066264
Rheinmetall currently seems like it is only going up, but since I have no clue about their fundamenals I can't say a thing on them. Despite their constant growth their market value is pretty low on the DAX, actually at the lower end. They are at 19billion vs SAP with 200 billion and Siemens 180 billion.

They stock at +460 with a 2023 EPS of 12 is probably overvalued compared to 2019 or 2021 when EPS was around 6. The stock is now 4-5x compared to 2021..

What happens Wednesday?

>>58066343
>>58066264
Their revenue growth compared to previous years also isn't that great. Or earnings after taxes. How are we able to judge stocks atm, just gotta look at Tech.

>>58066265
SMCI are proposing a stock offering on their massively inflated overvalued stock. This is the least surprising thing I've seen in the last six months. If they go through with it, the short is free money

>>58066265
Took a short position before markets opened yesterday. Up 43% so far.

>>58066377
>If they go through with it, the short is free money
Actually, doesn't matter if they go through with it or not, it's free money either way

NVDA is going over $900 and never looking back again.

>>58065442
What kind of investments? Just stocks or you actually invested in something on the ground there?

gainz to some
ruin to others

>>58065945

>all those poorfags buying calls based on leather jacket man say smart things "alpha"
$NVDA rugpull will be glorious.

is NAPA finally bottomed out?

>>58066435
That
>yes
meme is probably equally as bad as trannies with their unrealistic cartoon depictions of themselves as profile pictures

short term nvda calls at the open bros?

>>58066343
Being the biggest Euro defense firm (at least when it comes to armored vehicles), does put them in a good spot, as long as they keep scoring contracts, and Ukraine remains at war, it seems likely that people will keep buying it up

>tfw realizing I will never get to nestle my face betwixt the butt cheeks of the woman I love
I need SPY or VOO to do a +5% today to make up for the feel

>>58066191
>>58066214
>>58066221
that's an absolutely atrocious tl
it might be saying that they're refusing to let their customers take short positions on margin
or they're refusing to offer loans to people using anycolor stock as collateral because it's being short sold so much
either way /vt/ seaniggers won't understand it

>>58066238
>HIMS
Selling penis pills to boomers is a 3bn dollar industry?

>>58066435
bobos never learn

>>58064751
In the long term stocks will always outperform bonds. But the long term is LONG. From 2000 to 2012 bonds outperformed even America.

So basically if you plan to spend the money in the next decade, like a health savings account or buying a house, then it's advised to have some bonds

And which ones is easy. Just get them all, BNDW

Um mumus?

>>58066477
Yes, it is some kind of "future-trade". Their current numbers aren't that great. Even NVIDIA's growth etc is better (if we keep P/E out of our mind).
Haven't checked on future contracts. But they seem to have more debt now. (Fremdkapital)>>58066369

Yo what the absolute fuck is going on?? Why are we fucking sliding? How does retail get spooked so easily? Genuinely mind blowing how we go from green days because of actual good information to red days because of.....????????

>>58066102
Who are these guys. Can someone explain this picture or give me a quick rundown???

>>58066502
Another niggerish use of this meme. Nvda probably topped when the retard made this.

>>58066520
CEOs of AAPL and GOOG colluding over a romantic candlelit dinner. They fucked afterward

Some arab is shilling stocks of my country

>>58066518
>retail
>no news
>good information

What good information was there yesterday?

>Canada February PPI +0.7% m/m vs +0.1% expected
>Raw materials prices +2.1% m/m vs +1.2% prior
>Raw materials prices -4.7% y/y vs -6.4% prior

>>58066520
That room fucking reeks I bet

>>58066495
uhh, hi

>>58066531
Trying to make a quick buck swinging a short on what is likely to become the most valuable company in history is niggerish thinking. The White man has a low time preference and invests for the greater return in the future.

>>58066495
>lemon whore
When is PC going public

why is my fake internet funny money tanking?

>>58066520
i need to kms

>mfw I bought short dated NVDA calls at close yesterday

>>58065309
Oh thats lovely.
$61k kilowatts of electricity. I wonder how it will stand up to 6% rates

>>58066497
only boomers go to doctors and pharmacies to get scripts, HIMS is a totally seamless telehealth experience

>now: dick pills, hairloss meds
>soon: birth control, ozempic

>>58066544
U srs? Canada?? NASDAQ is down nearly 1% right now because of Canada?

This is what I mean, when things finally go red bears literally cannot point to a good reason for why the US stock market should be shedding billions every day.

>>58066552
hey
>>58066560
with any luck, never

>mfw I have to earn $100 per day just to keep up with current inflation

>>58066602
lol, mad. US PPI was equally bad, you retard. If energy prices in canada rise, what do you think will happen in countries that do not produce energy/oil? lmao

Mumu we have such levels to show you.
The conference is a week long banquet of suffering mumu.

Why the FUCK have things tanked since 2am? Seriously what the fuck is happening? Absolutely ZERO negative information to go with this selling jesus fucking christ

Fuck it, I'm shorting the entire economy
Prepare for a gigapump today. Too late for SCMI puts? Whats the position?

>>58066651
US PPI was a fucking nothingburger just like every other time. Holy shit I cannot believe the market is unironically shitting itself over fraction-of-a-percent changes in monthly data points. Fuck this shit.

>>58066602
also
>I WANT TECH TO GO UP 10000000x IN 5 months, IT IS NOT FAIR IT DOESN'T GO UP IN A STRAIGHT LINE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

ticker: YPF

>>58066657
Get educated on the Yen Carry Trade anon. BoJ raised their rates. So banks heavily levered in the trade take a nice little cut.

It's not even 8:30 yet you sky is falling retards.

reminiscent of Jackson Machael

>>58066675
really wish I hadn't soll 19 calls

ON NO NEWS

>>58066670
WHy isn't it going up and to the left

>>58066648
God I wish that monkey was getting tortured on film. I fucking hate macaques little herpes having micro niggers

If we don't get at least 4800 soon I'm shitting my pants on purpose

>>58066668
0.6 monthly inflation rate: 7.4% annualized
0.4 monthly inflation rate: 4.9% annualized
0.2 monthly inflation rate: 2.4% annualized

I mean come the fuck on, NVDA being down 3% right now is actually absurd. Why?? Who looked at their NVDA and decided to sell? What is their reason? What information would inspire that? The company comes out and demonstrates revolutionary tech and LOSES VALUE?

>>58066670
It SHOULD go straight up unless there's bad news. The companies making future tech are worth the money.

>>58066676
What's fucking amazing is that I don't see any headlines about this. One of the more interesting economic events of the decade and I see nothing. But again, Japan is a nothingburger just like every other time and there's absolutely zero reason the US stock market should be shitting itself because of BOJ policy.

>>58066675
Ypf and pbr are similiar businesses while my pbr takes fat shits ypf pumps

the next move will unironically be a rate hike

>>58066693
So you live in SEA? Why else would you hate those? It's not like they are around you like cats and dogs

>>58066721
>he thinks stock price is based on supply and demand
lol
lmao even
it is to an extent, but outside of mass buy/sell events the MMs manipulate the price to suit their needs. it's also especially easily to manipulate on low volume outside market hours.

>>58066721
The stock lost momentum. The bubble burst. You are silly for not realizing it.

>>58066721
Was the 1st day of the conference not shit? Jensen was getting completely clowned

>>58066721
You're still ranting.
The conference showed it to be a big farce.
buy our black box, to make your stuff, buy our black boxes to code your black boxes to make your stuff.
Pay us to rent our cloned black boxes to code the black boxes that code your black boxes that make your stuff.
Bigger is better

>>58066721
if you think the Yen Carry Trade is a nothingburger you need to get educated anon. It is the most highly levered trade that is also ubiquitous in the banking sector. They dont report on it because they dont want you to know how fragile the system is.

>>58066736
I don't live along niggers but I still hate niggers for good reason you dip shit
>oh how is it impacting you directly though
Kys

>>58066710
I like the cut of your jib, son.

California revises its jobs data, down 80% from previous estimates.

https://x.com/nicktimiraos/status/1769855174275735597?s=61

We’re not getting out of this unscathed, everyone is just committing blatant fraud.

If I don’t see you when the catastrophic collapse happens, just know I love you all and had a wonderful time shitposting with you.

HESSSSSSSSSssszzszzzzz

>>58066762
>buy our black box, to make your stuff, buy our black boxes to code your black boxes to make your stuff.
>Pay us to rent our cloned black boxes to code the black boxes that code your black boxes that make your stuff.
Yes that is Nvidia's business model. Do you think this "exposed" them or something? lmao

>>58066765
It's always a nice reminder how retarded this general is. The lack of basic investing knowledge is insane

>>58066721
holy baggie cope

>>58066745
>The bubble burst
Lmfao wow this is the dumbest, cockiest shit bears have pulled out of their ass. No, lol. This is not 1999.

>>58066750
Why??? What about that conference was SO BAD that everyone is selling?

>>58066721
>I don't see any headlines about this
lmao
Headlines are a lagging indicator

>>58066732
One depends on Lula and the other depends on Milei.
That said, Argentina is still undervalued considering its expected to remove currency/capital controls sometime this year, and also a lot of investment is supposed to go into the shale oil/gas area so as to become a big exporter

Compare the values of a lot of companies today to what they were around 2018 and a lot of them are still way down.

I dont know what positive expectations Petrobras has going forwards

>>58066766
>unironically using kys as if that would in any way or form insult/harm a person
>After hating some specific kind of monkeys this much he wants to see them tortured on film which actually exists on 4chan
You are the 4chan archetype, the most despicable kind of person to ever walk the earth

>>58066790
You say that but ... how much is NVIDIA down from the absolute top?

Also, I'm not a bear or a bull. I'm here to make money. I only care about market sentiment. That's all that matters to me.

>>58066790
Besides Jensen spilling spaghetti all over the place, I'm not really sure, just seems that it didn't live up to the massive expectations, it dipped the minute he stepped on stage

>>58066796
They can both easily print 15-20% divided every year for many years to come. Petrobras has lower chances of that happening now because Lula is a retarded commie.

YPF will pay out and will be shareholder friendly as long as Milei is in charge.

They're both easy holds.

>>58066798
>You are the 4chan archetype, the most despicable kind of person to ever walk the earth
>unironically browses 4chan and calls others this
Touch grass

>>58066214
Shit Company whose only asset is its entertainers.

Bull position:
They sign talents to heavily restrictive contracts that makes their talents virtual(lol) slaves. High point if they fire a talent they claim 100% of the revenue they produced, if they suspend a talent they take half their revenue of that month. They are heavily owned by Tencent and Sony.

Bear Position:
Their owner is a retard who has already destroyed 2 companies and treats this company like a personal piggy bank (arguably bullish if you ask me). They have a bunch of psychotic female Chinese fans. (Again arguably bullish)

I own VT so technically I do own this shit. It's no NVDA let me tell ya.

>>58066605
Yeah it would probably kill the company to do something like that

>>58066762
The keynote was:
>these are our new black boxes
>look how much better it is than our last one
>imagine the compounding edge you will have over anyone who buys black box from someone else when the trillions of tasks you are doing are all slower
he was a bad public speaker
he did a bad job pushing for more generalized LLMs with more parameters. At some point he said something implying high param LLMs would be better at knowing the user to be better at first shot or something. He didn't circle back so I think he wasn't confident at that part.
Then he showed off some of the things that other companies are doing with what we now call ai using NVDA blackboxes.
The rest of the conference is DLI workshops to learn how use the blackbox software and presentations from other companies about the efficacy of their black box use cases.

>>58065831
>it means rate cuts
just one more boo$$ter shot and we go back to normal!!

>>58066835
Basically they are the most Jewish company in vtubing despite being japanese

>>58066765
I'm aware of the Yen Carry Trade. I'm still not seeing why Japan raising rates means the US stock market crashes.

>>58066812
It's down about 10% in a week. So the company is worth an entire tenth less over the last 7 days even though there has literally only been good information?

>>58066818
>it dipped the minute he stepped on stage
Which is absurd. It's like when Powell speaks and the market moves drastically on literally nothing.

i got drunk last night but i feel pretty good this morning

>>58066520
Love from Kazakhstan

>>58066832
>browses 4chan
Aren't you faggot here too? I on the other hand don't want to see monkeys being tortured. And don't act like you don't know of these videos, you clearly do otherwise your demand wouldn't be that specific, you pathetic liar.

>>58066853
>It's down about 10% in a week. So the company is worth an entire tenth less over the last 7 days even though there has literally only been good information?
Things have value depending on how much value people think they have. It's that simple. It's a game of musical chairs. Thinking that it is anything else besides that makes you look like a spoiled brat.

>>58066819
Lula isn't as much a retarded socialist. Brazilian companies did great under him. But his cabinet appears to be disfunctional. He wants pbr to reinvest in energy products and keep the oil flowing.

I'm thinking it's a load up day for the big pump tomorrow.

>>58066735
imagine getting to smell her...

>>58066721
It doesn't matter how "revolutionary" or whatever else a company is, if it's OVERVALUED then the only sensible move is down.
WHO WANTS TO SPEND $40,000 PER CHIP WHEN THEY WILL BE OBSOLETE WITHIN MONTHS???

Jenson just went on stage and jammed a giant BBC dildo up his own ass.

>>58066899
I'm saying that anyone with half a brain knows that NVDA isn't suddenly worth 10% less, especially not after debuting literally one of the most powerful computing systems in history. There's genuinely zero reason to say "the bubble is bursting!!!!" right now. Maybe if the Fed hikes rates? But anything short of that is a complete nothingburger.

>>58066853
I didnt imply a crash. It is big enough that adjustments to it will however cause a minor correction.

>>58066921
>Jenson just went on stage and jammed a giant BBC dildo up his own ass.
>BBC
>Big Blackwell Chips

>>58066769
>We’re not getting out of this unscathed, everyone is just committing blatant fraud.
>If I don’t see you when the catastrophic collapse happens, just know I love you all and had a wonderful time shitposting with you.

You guys like prophecy? screen shot this. Also stay away from the vax as you might get spike shrapnel from their presence as their bodies are bombarded by MRNA.

>>58066921
>Overvalued
Compared to what? Which other leading chipmaker are you comparing NVDA to? Oh that's right...

>>58066926
Why not? Nothing has a inherent value. This company could making gold out of thin air. It doesn't matter. Value is, by definition, subjective. It's imputed to an entity by a subject. Until you realize this, you won't understand economics.

>>58066850
One Vtuber's suicide attempt destroyed the reputation of the company

>>58066949
>It's imputed to an entity by a subject
Yes and I'm saying that by and large, the subject [Big Money] has imputed a very high value to this particular company based on their long term projection of its success. Those prospects didn't get objectively worse between today and one week ago, and in fact they got better. The people freaking out and getting cocky about selling right now are so shortsighted it hurts.

>>58066769
>If I don’t see you when the catastrophic collapse happens,
My biggest fear is the lack of collapse more than anything, just the slow grinding of the common people into serfdom

Why are you guys still talking as if the market is rational? Nothing makes sense, just go with the flow.

>>58066946
kek, right on point. worth noting that fp4 is probably small enough computation unit that benefit of designing anything less than ASIC will be dwarfed by nvidia effect of scale and ecosystem

I sold GOOG at 134 to buy AMD at 210 and then panic sold at 190 in the span of two weeks.

>>58066921
>WHO WANTS TO SPEND $40,000 PER CHIP
Who wants to spend $40,000 per year per illegal that can't even speak English?

Those fuckin EU banks are constantly pumping since the ECB announced to not increase the minimum reserve. Good fuckin job ECB, they sure will not use that money to make more profits and trade thus causing inflation, despite you one year wanted to change that to curb lending and inflation.

They know a fuckin recession is coming and they try all they can to "limit" it to a stagflation.

ANSS bros the premarket isnt holding the "Jenson said our name" gains

I may be dealing with a caffeine withdrawal episode, but is anyone else smelling that?

fags

>>58067033
Caffeine shrinks your bladder and makes you pee more often

>>58066926
>complete nothingburger
Hello shill
>NVDA isn't suddenly worth 10% less
Just wait until Pelosi de invests- she is already up 100% on her options. Also, how much of the SPR is left?

>>58066984
Understood. I am saying that this imputation is no longer sustainable. The narrative died. The story is no longer believable. If the stock is growing every month without any hiccups, good news are always being pushed, et cetera, then, the narrative is rich. However, the current narrative is becoming weaker. The stock is slowing down in terms of growth, some individuals are predicating the story as being a plagiarism of the dotcom bubble, etc. A story is only as good as it is believable. Do you think believe that it will go up? Is the general belief? Ask yourself that.

>>58066984
lol spill it. how many calls do you have anon?
did you bet the farm?
anyways the conference really was simply in line with expectations. it really didn't show anything extremely novel. the new chips look good but not really amazing and the premise of bigger models is kind of limited considering that Mixtral 8x7 has been so successful. The Siemens thing was stupid anyone who uses it knows Teamcenter is a giant turd. Similarly all the Cadence/ANSYS stuff is largely not AI. Everything for Nvidia needs to be exceeding expectations all the time or the stock price isn't justified. And this at best met expectations.

>>58066997
I actually think the market, over the long term, is very rational. It goes up because there are always more humans doing more work. That's why I think bears are obnoxious as fuck, they're shortsighted by nature.

>>58067041
Caffeine is based.
If it's coffee that is. If you drink energy drinks, you should kill you'am'selve

>>58067033
It also shrinks your stomach

>>58066935
stop watching porn- its rotting your brain anon.

Oil and Gas are for chumps

>>58066946
Compared to
IT'S
PRICE

>>58067062
Man fuck you. Red Bull funds a formula one team and a fucking space program off of their energy drinks. Red Bull is based.

>TSM
>SOXL
wtf, my calls were supposed to print

new RD

>>58067062
Jannie please ban this ambigusky brown raciest CIS poster. Pronoun jokes are literal violence.

lmfao nvidia bulls absolutely btfo. jensen popped his own bubble top kek

>>58067060
I won't speak on other points, but ANSYS needs to finally write good code for GPU and CUDA. It would make sense to include some AI. They should release something "soon", because there was no improvements for so long.

Is there a list of every publicly traded company Jenson mentioned in his presentation last night?
I remember ANSS, RXRX, BYD
I remember that Soundhound was shafted
thats all

>>58066750
>>58066790
Bro I watching it felt like I was abducted into a Shanghai opium brothel playing Star Wars Cantina.

>>58067080
Wow Baggie made a legit point DESU SENPAI.

>>58067061
That's true, I agree with that. Short term though, trying to predict anything, no matter how sound you think your logic may be, seems futile.
>>58067003
Based

>>58066775
yes. idiot. no one likes to be scammed. you're paying for a processor and some software, not the next business revolution. Look automated pencil sharpeners are better than non electric pencil sharpeners, look we replaced a bladed tube. I get it it works,
But what he did was humanize this for a lot of execs. They're trading one set of problems for another but what happens when your highly specialized commercial monkey runs amok?
Total capital refresh. depends on how leveraged you are. but the machine surely pays for itself. but now your proprietary tech is public domain if you're a rentoid. and if you want hardware you need to hire NVDA's rentatechs to make it work. A lot of people are not in favor of this sort of positioning. you can fire bob, you can't fire zzkxk35 the model who was working and now suddenly isn't.
Hopefully the mysticism with AI is done and that will reflect in a better more accurate valuation.
if AI can mine bitcoin we're in for a treat tho

>>58066408
Bearish post

>>58067080
Have to agree on that. That is because Redbull is european. Monster on the other hand is just pure degeneracy.

>>58067091
you're gonna have to do manual input beyond this sorry not sorry

>>58066946
>>58066946
>Which other leading chipmaker are you comparing NVDA to? Oh that's right...
Fuck that's a good point. NVDA should go up 2% daily indefinitely. BUY BUY BUY

>>58067080
There also is a football team in the german football league, Redbull Leipzig, which causes A LOT of seething amonst football fans.

>>58066408
cope post- dont worry we all hold bags at one point or another.

>>58067121
its ok, I have a mac and I can copy and paste text from images saved

>>58067091
https://www.benzinga.com/markets/equities/24/03/37814659/nvidia-stock-takes-a-hit-after-ceo-jensen-huangs-keynote-while-sector-shares-soar

Just bought more S&P. Next week I'll buy S&P again. And then I'll repeat doing that every week until Clintons assassinate me for the purpose of organ harvesting.

Is KO going out of business?

>futes

>A bogle head? H'what would I do?
>Well Hank you don't have to do anything you just have to be there

>>58067109
You have no idea what you're talking about.

To the RHM guy. Look at picrel, compare that with the stock.

>>58067151
Its growth is questionable. Opportunity cost and all that. Why would you allocate your money in a company that already has a global presence and little to no room for growth, when you could buy Microsoft / Nvidia. As for divvy, bonds pay more right now than KO does.
I say this as someone who had 5% of portfolio allocated in KO during 2023 and I have lots of regret over that.

>>58067159
Yeah he's in every thread saying schizo bullshit, especially on red days. You can tell it's him by the retarded way he formats his schizobabble.

>>58067159
it looks like a bobo

>>58067158
Being a boglehead seems like a Hank Hill thing to do

faking

>>58067109
Idk man. Gaming is a small portion of NVDA's money, but gamers still go NVDA and get now cads every generation.
What makes you think other companies are not going to buy their new pencil sharpener just because there is a new one

>>58064270
>>58064270
>>58064270
migrate

>>58067148
>Clintons assassinate me for the purpose of organ harvesting.
You're day trading in Hattie?

>>58067207
uhhh

>>58067207

>>58067203
Comparing Blackwell to a pencil sharpener is so utterly fucking retarded I can't believe this person functions in the real world. Blackwell is the pencil sharpener factory.

>>58067178
my puts will print eventually. tapping into the c-level zeitgheist is esoteric voodeedoo at the best of times. Its okay if you don't get it.

>>58067213
Nope, but by the time I get old I'm sure Clintons will find a way to get their hands on my organs though. The best I can do is to destroy them with tons of alcohol to make them undersirable.

baking

quaking

>AAPL green premarket

Imagine the cope of calling others dumb and schizo while you're holding something way overvalued and can't understand why it's not becoming even more overvalued.

https://robinhood.com/us/en/stocks/AMDL/
AMDL may be coming out on a really bad day for AMD

the market is gonna be shidding and pissing on itself today so no thank you I'm not checking my folio
cya

>>58067225
Hey have you ever considered the possibility that no one buys it? That no one is interested in upgrading because they just bought the last latest greatest pic axe months ago?

>>58067244
But enough about the USD

>>58067246
buy the dip LOL

Gonna be fun seeing if niggervideo pumps or dumps the first few minutes

>>58067225
sure
with all the pros and cons of running a factory in your rack.
how many people are facultatively equipped to deal with that? This is not a problem that can be solved with money.

>>58067207

>Meta Platforms has offered to almost halve its monthly subscription fee for Facebook and Instagram to 5.99 euros from 9.99 euros following discussions with privacy regulators, a senior Meta executive said

Based EU, bash them to 0.

>>58067256
https://www.proshares.com/our-etfs/leveraged-and-inverse/usd

If you aren't shorting or buying puts on SMCI on the open you're basically fucking stupid and you bring shame upon /smg/

Once this shitcoin stock returns to 900 im outtie

>>58067062
>you'am'selve
>>58067080
>>58067096
Yeah but the other guy said you'am'selve. Are you guys buying chips or not?

>>58067275
theres a fee?

>-2%

>>58067252
Imagine if your autobot ai trader is on grasshopper and another firm gets blackwell
Then their ai trader is able to generate insight and execute a trade command 4x as fast as yours (assuming b100 is 2x as fast and the gpu with 2 BBC's and one GH means in total its 4x).
That edge compounds every compute cycle
AMD et all are playing catch up

TWO MINUTES

>>58067279
It's too risky. Maybe after Jerome's speech.

I'm worried, is the market going to open today?

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>>58067294
If you want adfree.

All this FUD is making me bullish
I'm going all in on SOXL

>>58067313
Ok this is epic

>>58067313
Based

DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

SPY 5060 EODT(omorrow)

WTFWT

>>58067313
This guy got it. Bull market confirmed.

>>58067232
>The best I can do is to destroy them with tons of alcohol to make them undesirable.
>Organ Denial Maxxing
This anon gets it.

>>58067278
I can trade forex and cfds on DXY tho

>there are 2 /smg above 300 posts

>>58067328
umm anon may i have the prompt and ai generator used pleaseeeeeeeeee? I gotta do research.

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

>>58067365
This is it. The last ever /smg/....

>>58066910
That's what pros are saying

>>58067385
Thank god

>>58067232
stay healthy anon. All you need is one really good sprint into the woods during bohemian grove shouting for the lulz ahkbar

new
>>58067405
>>58067405
>>58067405

>>58067376
dall-e, getting good celeb likenesses and lewd stuff is difficult these days though.

Slurp you fucking donkeys

>>58067091
>remember that Soundhound was shafted
Wachu mean bro

>>58067003
I sold Google at this years peak, gained like 5k euros, and went back in when it dipped. I'm up 1k now.
I like Google.

>>58067313
>08:30:00

>>58067299
Competitors will have plenty of time to catch up imo. Implementing new technology is a very risky, long and ardous process and most companies wait and see until it's proven.

>>58067321
>>58067324
>>58067337
>>58067445

>>58067409
no.

>>58067080
I thought they have 2 formula one teams
And like 5 football clubs, Germany, Austria, NYC, Brazil and probably Asia somewhere

>>58067302
;)

>>58067450
Its a literal plug and play
he displayed you can just put blackwells where grasshoppers were
Did you not watch the keynote?

>>58067520
I watched the latter parts and I would wait for it to be proven in practice before making a verdict on the cost to benefit ratio.

>>58067520
>you can just unplug the $40,000 thing we just sold you and plug the new way more expensive thing we just sold you and maybe some NIGGERS will buy the "old" thing from a few weeks ago for $1000 on eBay

>>58067472
We already hit today's bottom
Its all upward-bound tops from here

>>58067564
>maybe some NIGGERS will buy the "old" thing from a few weeks ago for $1000 on eBay
yes, people will buy the used goods

>>58066557
>da white man
Dude lol
Kill yourself unironically