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In celebration of Craig Wright deemed officially a fraud, let's all post some funny cope and seethe reactions from his supporters.

First, his sugar daddy:
https://twitter.com/CalvinAyre/status/1768619693449883862

>> No.58059380
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>>58059353
Next, his #1 disciple:
https://twitter.com/ryan_x_charles/status/1769721604999651650

>> No.58059396
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>>58059380
Next, the diversity hire:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mV_gGizQ4l4

>> No.58059410

>>58059380
kek that defeated face. vocal shitoshi cultists should be going on apology tours

>> No.58059419
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>>58059396
More capitulation:
https://twitter.com/stache_talk/status/1769725047411814825

>> No.58059441
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>>58059419
A furry capitulates:
https://twitter.com/DanielKrawisz/status/1769814158172622966

>> No.58059472
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Imagine thinking anyone but Charles Hoskinson is satoshi lmao.
Verification not required.

>> No.58059504

>>58059353
>Good bye everyone.
Good Bye Calvin!
>I am now making myself scarce before I get sued for being the operational hand up the arse of my failed fat fraud legal troll puppet
Welcome to Consequences, Calvin!
that'll be the US *and* the UK you'll need to duck now

>> No.58059525

>>58059472
Faketoshi is Ded
Long live Faketoshi!

>> No.58059546
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>>58059441
Amphibian cope:
https://twitter.com/Miss1ngFrog/status/1768456193188737223

>> No.58059574

>>58059525
Brainlet. Charles is real Satoshi and it's obvious why
Verification not required.

>> No.58059582

>>58059472
what is with all these irrational personality cults within crypto? is there any bigger indicator of something just being a low iq normie-bait scam.

You guys got any new rising cult leaders new to the scene I can "invest" in?

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>>58059546
Chink cope, Chairman Mao edition:
https://twitter.com/FrankLiu2018/status/1768295020153733407

>> No.58059828

>>58059441
I hope that doesn't mean hyperbitcoinization is cancelled.
Also, someone please find Daniel a girlfriend already. I'm tired of seeing him cry on stage.

>> No.58059837
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>>58059739
Classic denial:
https://twitter.com/shruggr/status/1768413019199963480

>> No.58059918
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>>58059837
Massive cope:
https://twitter.com/Street5Wall/status/1768302122045469093

>> No.58059934
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>>58059837

>> No.58059936

>>58059837
I've never seen a more pathetic camp of delusional bagholders in my life. Their beliefs are based on such aggressive denial of facts and reality.
>Nuh uh!! Our coin is literally the REAL bitcoin! Because we said so!
>Our coin was created by the actual Satoshi, and we'll sue anyone who says otherwise!
>okay, so we lost our court cases and our coin wasn't actually created by Satoshi, but it doesn't matter, because we're still the real bitcoin! Na nana nana!
They don't seem to realize that this cultlike denial of reality just exposes their project as being a scam. They can't sell their coin based on its own merits. They have to make up false narratives about how it's "the real bitcoin" and how Craig is Satoshi

>> No.58060002

>>58059353
https://streamable.com/ruoqr

>> No.58060019

>>58059936
To add to this, their behavior is slimy and dishonest as well. They're trying to convince you that their coin is something special because of who made it and what it represents. Instead of actually having a good product, they try to trick you into buying their mediocre coin by fabricating a connection to Satoshi. So scummy and dishonest. I hope these asswipes all face financial ruin in their future.

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>>58060002

>> No.58060209

>>58059936
>>58060019
I mean you’ve got to be an actual fucking moron in the first place to believe than the ultimate midwit craig wright could somehow to some extent create a revolution in any sphere let alone finance you’re deserving every dollar lost

>> No.58060545
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>>58059918
Welcome to lawr cope:
https://twitter.com/Dr_CSWright/status/1768660514517737650

>> No.58060572

>>58060545
>Posted on be'arf of.. Dept

>> No.58060604

>>58059441
have you seen the reason why he believed Craig was Nakamoto?
he's probably the most schizophrenic of all BSV guys

get this, this guy thought it was him, because of the "Handicap Principle"

lol
lmao

>> No.58060642 [DELETED] 

>>58059582
pouya

>> No.58060652

>>58060545
>options for appeal
He's actually insane. There are no options for appeal.

>> No.58060670
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>>58060545
Already signed for Gavin even though signing proves nothing cope.
https://twitter.com/mohrt/status/1769771080158208016

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>>58060652
specially if his sugar daddy gives up
how will he pay for his legal fees?
forget even the appeal, how will he pay for a lawyer when the CPS comes after him with criminal charges for the fraud during the trial?

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>>58060545
The real bitcoin cope:
https://twitter.com/Daniel__Street/status/1768266448730988819

>> No.58060760

>>58060741
>the real bitcoin has no hashrate, lacks the original blocksize limit, has no P2SH and got doublespent into a proof of twitter session

>> No.58060892

>>58060604
>the "Handicap Principle"
might be useful if you explained what that was

>> No.58061018
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>>58060892
I was curious too.. a google search takes me to https://medium.com/bitcoin-blockchain/dr-wrights-copyright-claim-is-a-good-handicap-signal-bc00569d8cb2, which was apparently another one of Zem Gao's nonsensical articles, hastily deleted since the gig is up.
See picrel if interested.

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>>58060741
#1 disciple seethe:
https://twitter.com/ryan_x_charles/status/1769266625801273642

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>>58061080
Corporate cope:
https://twitter.com/nChainGlobal/status/1768315665151074712

>> No.58061335

>>58060892
it's an animal mating principle where females choose males based on shit that doesn't help them with survival, like how colorful a peacock is
he thinks that because Craig is going to court and spending all this money to LARP, he is Nakamoto

Daniel is pants on head retarded, if you ever look at how he looks like and consider the fact that he is a furry, it should explain why he would base himself on this esoteric explanation than rather say: "sign the PGP key or you're LARPing"

>> No.58061348

>>58061080
>RyanXC = genuine mentalcase
needs an urgent visit to his nearest 'no sharp objects' hotel
>58061018
Zem Gao is an odd one
I previously thought he was just a particularly persistent paid troll, until I seen his live Court testimony. After which, I thought he might be some chaos theory merchant, one who deliberately conjures up entirely contradictory articles, then spends hours rooting around his own arsehole in search of further enlightenment, in the vain hope his self-produced chaos has produced a new Spark.
But if he's really deleting all his shite now?
Nah, fuck him - he was JUST (yet another) flatulent fraud.

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>>58059419
>a decade
Why didn't creg just hype BSV up and get rich from that?

>> No.58061420

>>58061018
Did this retard never consider that "true satoshi" might be dead, otherwise indisposed, have reasons to maintain anonymity or just not care?

>> No.58061497
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>>58061247
Just according to keikaku cope:
https://twitter.com/sgbett_614/status/1767550191463174226

>> No.58061539
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>>58061497
De-skewing cope:
https://twitter.com/paalsky/status/1768658774225572316

>> No.58061551

>>58059582
Yeah why am I supposed to care who Satoshi is anyway? Seriously who fucking cares? I mean cool, but okay now what?

>> No.58061564
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>>58061497
The fatal flaw in which being, creg spent moar! time promising to prove he IS SATOSHI rather than dodging the issue. He only ever decided upon the latter course after he'd driven himself right up Provide-Proof-NOW Shit Creek. Like the last public 'signing', whereupon he decided faking an an hero attempt was the preferred way forward

>> No.58061567
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>>58061539
Shill cope:
https://twitter.com/kurtwuckertjr/status/1768641516577141236

>> No.58061627

>>58061567
say this much -
the fraudulent fat abbo has indeed single-handedly restored my faith in Bong Justice
leave it up to the Burgers?
we'd still be pissing around with this scamming piece of garbage twenty years from now

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>>58059353
Crypto nerds will seethe

>> No.58061702

>>58061420
That would require both having an IQ above 80 and being honest with yourself (and others). So it's out of the question for a BSV baggie.

>> No.58061708
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>>58061567
Harry Potter cope:
https://twitter.com/Brendan_Lee__/status/1765156695385194648

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>>58059353
Crypro is legally rehypothecated from offline wallets

>> No.58062286

>>58059828
I think he'd rather have a deerfriend than a girlfriend.

>> No.58062330
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>>58062286
I want a deer friend, too.

>> No.58062352

>>58059380
He needed the last 6 years for that revelation?
topkek

>> No.58062353

>>58060892
Simple, bsv shills are all mentally handicapped

>> No.58062404

Best thread on the board holy fuck I am dying at these copes.

>> No.58062447

>>58062352
In fairness, he literally started from
> Craig Wright is the second coming of Jesus Christ.
I can see how it might take a minute or two to come back from that.
https://twitter.com/roryhighside/status/1138008235279994881

>> No.58062718

>>58062352
>>58062447
I can't believe he ended up flipping.

>> No.58063098

>>58061420
It might be Dave Kleiman.

>> No.58063106

>>58063098
Dave was not a programmer, he was just a forensics guy

>> No.58063154

So you got paid like 1.25$ for this thread and these posts is that still the going rate these days at the JIDF?

>> No.58063158

>>58061567
what if its really him but hes just really fucking unlucky? is real satoshi dead? why didnt real satoshi prove him wrong and not waste everyones time?

>> No.58063171

what are the actual court documents for this? seems like everyone just trusts the justice system, where are the claims?

>> No.58063198

>>58063154
I know OP's post wasn't very inclusive, but let me assure you that you are perfectly welcome to proclaim your undying belief in Craig Wright/BSV/Bodog/The Tech in this thread.
While we would prefer if you did it on Twitter first then linked yourself here, we are an accommodating bunch.

>> No.58063240

>>58063171
Just because you haven't followed the saga doesn't mean others haven't. It's been a long 6+ years.
One of the earlier attempts to document Craig's lies can still be found at https://craigwright.online/
Then for a few years, Kershi updated his site: https://cswarchive.info/csw_and_bsv
There are certainly a lot more out there, but that's probably enough to give you a taste of what Craig is.

As for this latest court case specifically, it's a preliminary issue trial on two other ongoing court cases.
- The developers being sued by Craig have a site at bitcoindefense.org documenting some of this.
- The law firm representing COPA has helpfully made available a dropbox folder with every court document they are legally allowed to share with the public: https://www.dropbox.com/scl/fo/4y3gdele4foy15006z8ch/h?rlkey=scs42wew1o3vwfv0nduhc43dm&e=1&dl=0
For their part, Craig Wright's camp has made no attempt to publicize any court documents, but I'm sure they have their reasons.

>> No.58063364

>>58063154
>paid
it's actually kind of crazy that calvin did this whole circus for years out of his own pocket
and for no reason what so ever

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>>58059353
schizo bros we will soon be vindicated!

>> No.58064923

>>58059936
Part of the reason it was semi successful was because it's opposition was fucking horrific. Just look at this retard.

>> No.58064930

>>58064769
I know who is Satoshi. "DS"

screencap this

>> No.58064942

>>58064930
how do I sneedcap?

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>>58061750

>> No.58066867

>>58063364
I think he's not finished yet.

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>> No.58066922

Wait, people actually thought he was? hahahah
Even when he could have just proved in 5 minutes years ago if he actually was, but didn't? hahahahahaha

>> No.58067133

I NEVER BELIEVED CRAIG UNTIL NOW. THIS WAS THE MOST GENIUS WAY TO DRAW THE HEAT OFF HIMSELF. GET A COURT TO "PROVE" YOU AREN'T SATOSHI. THEN WHEN YOU START TAKING PROFITS YOU ARE THE LITERAL LAST ON THE LIST OF PEOPLE TO WATCH. DON'T BELIEVE ME? JUST WAIT UNTIL THE SATOSHI COINS MOVE

>> No.58067369

>>58067133
Take ur meds on immediate time frame

>> No.58067920

>>58066919
Welcome to lawr.

>> No.58067944

Its still possible Satoshi just lost his keys....

I still believe Doctor Wright is who he says he is.

'nuff said

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>> No.58069167

>>58059472
Where are the dapps i ask