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58054030 No.58054030 [Reply] [Original]

guys, I can't say who I am but I have a $454mm bond coming due very very soon. I need to come up with $557mm in collateral to cover my bond but these fucking losers won't accept my real estate as collateral. what do I do /biz/?

>> No.58054045

>>58054030
Post proof

>> No.58054076

bump

>> No.58054223

>>58054030
Prepare anus.

>> No.58055934

>>58054030
check and see whether you have any Jewish son(s)-in-law to beg from. I'm sure they'll rush to help

>> No.58056045

>>58054030
Pepper your angus

>> No.58056223

>>58054030
1.You take out a loan.
2. You pay it back.

>> No.58056245

>>58054030
LMAO

>> No.58058591

>>58056223
this
JUST needs to overstate the value of a few assets to obtain a loan, jobs a good 'un

>> No.58058709

>>58054030
just dont pay it

>> No.58058726

>>58054030
Open an OnlyFans

>> No.58058862

>>58058709
that would be an non-appealing idea
youd need to argue bankruptcy - which might be difficult if your assets were relatively visible

>> No.58058876

>>58058726
>Wife+Daughter Special!

>> No.58058930

>>58054030
Fly to Russia. Bring kneepads. Do your best until you've collected enough liquidities for Chub to issue you another bond.

>> No.58059301

>>58058930
for $500m, you'd need to hand Russia some random country in exchange. Haha.

>> No.58059482

>>58054030
>what do I do /biz/?
when they try to take you, yell
>BUSTAA SHIELDO

>> No.58060774

>>58054030
80s/90s anime was kino
Why did everything go so wrong?

>> No.58060995
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58060995

>>58054030
pay it back nigga
like, i do stupid shit sometimes, but i make sure i can get something in return or that it won't fuck me in the ass, like when i buy low and sell high with LOAF CAT
youre fucked lol

>> No.58061242

>>58054030
Pull yourself up by the boostraps

>> No.58061555

What anime is this from?

>> No.58061572

>need $557m in collateral to cover a $454m position
>buy high sell low
Good job retard

>> No.58061644

>>58061572
interest is a bitch

>> No.58061663
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58061663

>>58054030
>what do I do
spend all your betting money on Eesee, it may not be the most profitable but at least it's fun.

>> No.58061849

>>58060774
Yeah, everything is soulless now

>> No.58063166
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58063166

Impossible... Truflation claims real state is as expensive as ever. Why the fuck wont' they take it? Is it a nigger infested zone?

>> No.58063200

Is this one of those secret "100m is literally nothing" threads?

>> No.58063245

Invest in a 10000x Mr. _ _ _ _ _

>> No.58063253

>>58063200
Yes. It's an "Imagine not even being a billionaire"-level demotivational thread.

>> No.58063268

>>58063200
>>58063253
Its trumps bond he owes that lady who lied about sexual assault. Biz level retards

>> No.58063321

>>58063268
That can't be right, Trump was only condemned to pay $83.3 for repeatedly defaming a journalist he had previously been found liable to sexually abusing her.
The numbers don't match, you must be thinking of a different character who claimed to be a billionaire but can't find half of that in his couch cushion.

>> No.58063724

>>58056223
>*NY attorney general finds you guilty*
Heh, nothing personnel mango mussolini.