/biz/ - Business & Finance

Let's put some NATGAS AND OIL in here.

I’m all in on LGHT
Am I gonna make it bros?

>>58053610
Ayo what's happening to nvda

Buy the GLATF dip. No way we'll let those Nigers deny us our uranium.

kek nvda baggies

>>58053662
sell the news

>paying premium for an iphone just to be saddled with googles awful AI because apple cant innovate anymore
eww, short apple

I was thinking about putting $5000 into Google stock just last week but decided against it because I thought it would fall more. Fuck.

Why did that fag in the last thread call me a migrant. Also
>STOP MAKING THREADS YOU SHIT CUNT BASTARD BITCH MOTHER FUCKERS

nSneedia and Lum linked up
feed n seed it or keep it?

>>58053683
? It's going to rip today tho?

>>58053714
lol
lmao even
in fact, kek

a hot woman with a thick ass, sitting on my face with my nose nestled against her asshole while her ass cheeks envelop my ears and all I can see, taste, and smell is ass, ass everywhere, the world is ass, there is nothing but me and endless ass

>>58053714
Says who? Reddit? It's ripping down

anyone have that picture with the revenue report dates?

SAIC fucked me sideways, google bailed me out

>Dickus OP
oh shoot I forgot it was inspection day
here you go glowniggers!

Is it too late to get in on the Ai hype train

>>58053610

YOU WILL NOT DIVIDE US
YOUR DIVIDE AND CONQUER STRATEGY WILL FAIL

>>58053730
bassé

>>58053741
unironically kys, very small and ugly dick

>>58053730
wow. pic related

>>58053737
The conference of today, no?

>>58053741
>small
>circumcised
lmao are you proud, or something? sadomasochism is a fuckin problem, desu

>>58053741
Are you on estrogen therapy?

Holy fuck I wish I got some $ROOT when an anon here mentioned it. AI train still going at it boys.

the small dicked fag displeased the market gods

let them be merciful

>$900 in yearly divys

>>58053888
grim

>>58053888
>ugly yellow skinned bug "girl"
>$900/yr
>that's a lot
Lmao I get $575/yr, don't see me shooting precum.
What's your biggest divvy holding?

>slept on my side last night
>semi woke up to my arm numb from sleeping on it
>in my mostly asleep state it felt like I was holding my ex
>the conscious part of my brain knew it was fake, but it felt so realistic
>stroked her hair and kissed her forehead for a few minutes until I rolled back onto my back to sleep for real
Just hit the 1 year mark but I still miss her.

>>58053730
Ticker?

>>58053911
VT

>>58053920
ASS

>>58053888
I get $5k from vti

>>58053917
I met a girl whom I never dated, but I was deeply in love with her. Turns out she was a skank and also a bitch. I still think about her 6 years later.

>>58053938
>$384,000 in VTI
Nice

>>58053888
good job anon. keep it up!

>>58053911
stop being a faggot

>>58053927
>VT
Why not something higher yield?
>>58053959
Shut up, you broke not stock having bitch.
NAME ONE TICKER YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT!
BARRING SOXL SINCE THATS ALL YOU FAGS TALK ABOUT!!
FUCK YOUU

$200 a month in divvies

Yeah this one has been ruined by faggots. Bake a new one

>>58053983
fuck off you literal nigger

>>58053917
That's pretty cool, I had a dream that there was a bad storm and water was leaking in through the seal around my chimney, it was like a fire hydrant just shooting out of the ceiling, and the doors to my house wouldn't close so I had to keep running back and forth closing the doors, and then the cat got out, so I went to get the cat inside and the storm was over, but there were two more cats outside that I didn't recognize. So I get the cat in the house and then the other cat got out and was chasing a turkey, so I get him back in the house, and then I go to close the other door and there's a bear about to walk in so I yell at the bear and he turned around and left, then I closed the door and woke up.

>>58053999
>can't name one ticker
Brutal. We've been compromised by nigger brokies, anons.
Which brokerage do you use, nigger? Do you know that word, "brokerage"?

>>58053983
>Why not something higher yield?
because world index funds, or even VTI, are hilariously enough some of the best consistent dividend growth etfs. They start off small but end up compounding way faster over the long term than divy focused ones

>>58053985
Is SCHD the way to go for divvies? I'm getting stressed out day trading my meager bags, I don't wanna stay poor bros...

Got 100 shares of ROOT. Niggers you need to get in on this. They seem to have a nice edge over competitors and are selling around 300k policies when the market is close to 200 million policies. This is financial advice.

>>58053988
fuck you

>>58054040
GO back to the jungle you big-lipped beast

>>58054067
See >>58054065

>>58054067
my understanding is that SCHD is safe as shit and I will hold it for ages. I like divvies since they get taxed less heavily than capital gains.

>>58054084
>Bro buy the top

>>58054138
See you in May after earnings, screencap me.

>>58053730
This, but feet

>>58053888
Coworker is a big dividend opponent and believes its a scam

Is there a link to stream GTC without registering on NVDA's site?
>>58054189
divvies are antithetical to capitalism.

>>58054067
Get main

>>58054189
>believes its a scam
Let me guess, just sells shares if you want $?
lol
lmao
is he retarded, too?

>>58054189
how do I know he's poor?

>>58054067
It's good but don't put everything in just divvies, divvy etfs are steady but don't grow a lot while something like spy also pays smaller divvies but grows

>>58054084
Big fall if it fails. Good luck anon

should I bake another /smg/

>>58054346
no, the /smg/ community is very divided and I hope for an active thread later today during GTC and tarot readings

HOLY SHIT A JENSEN HUANG JUST FLEW OVER MY HEAD

>>58053740
a gift anon, https://twitter.com/eWhispers

>>58054346
Go ahead. Rest of the catalog is scam coins. May as well replace them with our scam companies.

>>58054189
Based coworker
>>58054346
Yes pls

Why are cannabis stocks rallying and who's even buying them

>>58054189
Your coworker deserves a promotion. You need PIP

>>58054373
>tarot readings
Based

>>58054408
Pressure to legalize

>>58054408
dude weed lmao

>>58054442
There are dispensaries all over the place selling home grown or wholesale products not even grown by these companies. They must be high if they don't realize how saturated the market is.

>>58054189
Based. Unless you are about to retire growth is going to be better for you.

KEK NVDA BAGGIES

>weed stocks
but stock dilution

convince me that I wont turn $1000 into a billion through forex flipping

>>58054408
speculation of some half ass good news sufficient to fuel and buying frenzy p&d cycle. I want to remind any and all dude weed investors that this is a low profit margin agriculture industry that does not tend to attract growth in consumer demographic. The demand for the dude weed is more or less what it is all the time with little change. Further the differences between weed products are so small no one has any brand loyalty. Trade them as a p&d and you will be fine. If you try to boomer value hold you will receive pennies on the dollar in your ten years if the company didn't already go out of business. Please look at the history of Canadian dude weed charts to see what happens. Canopy growth (nasdaq: CGC) was thought to be the big reliable good ship dude weed juggernaut. Look at that chart. LOOK AT THAT FUCKING CHART LMAO.

>>58054497
Not the point, these companies provide an entrance point for capital the moment it does legalize. Think of them like SPACs.

JOE SCAM MARKET BIDEN

literally 99% of my money is in the market or tied in cash-covered puts
chat is this safe

Why are there like five threads you losers. Anyhow, how many MSTR bagholders do you think were created today?

There's a ton of 95 calls being bought for Micron today, holy shit

>>58054585
you won't make a billion because you'll quit after $50 - $100 million

>OIL above 82
Lol, it passed 81 just like that and went straight for 82. Powell will be sweating on wednesday

>>58054651
Depends
What are your open puts?

Why is NVDA dumping on NO NEWS?

Steiner's conference will make everything okay.

>>58054754
NVDA is prime for P&D
>go all in at 875
>sell at 910
>repeat for infinite money

>>58054752
I wrote puts for SCHD @ 77, GOOG @ 135, and ROOT @ 50. Getting assigned would be ~9% of my folio. I'd be happy with it honestly.

WTF how many SMG are there, LMAO

>>58054754
Why do they run up like 40-50 dollar in he aftermarket, then dump during market hours? I'm so not a GME baggie who screams "crime" but it definitely looks shady.

>>58054879
i counted 8... grim