/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58051291
feet

Today, bobos will get utterly rekt
Enjoy falling into the biggest bear trap in human history

I bought VOO

>>58051291
elbow too pointy

>>58051312
delusional

nvidia is going to namedrop cloudflare today

NVIDIA gang where the FUCK we at?

NVDA
SOUN
RXRX
NNOX
ARM

ALL PUMPING TODAY

>>58051291
Fucking retard not linking to the previous threads

Now I lost the code for the JAV of the petite maid girl getting gangbanged by three fat bastards

>Canada February PPI +0.7% m/m vs +0.1% expected

>>58051329
Even with no lines. .... its easy to see where we go here.

>Canadian Industrial Product Price (M/M) Feb: 0.7% (est 0.0%; prev -0.1%)
>- Raw Materials Price Index (M/M) Feb: 2.1% (est 0.6%; 1.2%)

>>58051373
>>58051381
lmao what the fuck

Apple literally started hiring for LLM devs after August. They are so behind

>>58051405
>Apple
>software
pick one and only one

oh wow futures are green
another week of bullish rising prices

thanks for telling me to sell all my stocks despite us hitting a new all time high every week

>>58051405
They already have a bunch of really experienced machine learning employees from their full self driving apple car project. I think they are actually not that far behind.

>>58051339
The AI revolution got its healthy correction and is now back. All the fud will keep most of the normies from the pump, and then they'll bitch and moan they missed it like they did 2 weeks ago

"NASDAQ Premarket Glitch..."
The hacks are getting more advanced this week

>>58051437
We aren't going higher, but crabbing. With each week passing inflation is killing your gains. Should have reinvested.

I’m an investing newfag, how bad of an idea would it be to look up a list of the ETFs that are projected to do well this year and put all my investing money into the top 5?

>>58051489
Buy VTI or VT and you own everything

>>58051437
Stocks only go up forever because the USD has big dick Zimbabwe energy

>three active threads, none of which have hit the bump limit

>>58051381
>>58051373
How the FUCK do you miss that bad

>>58051489
The only smart thing you said was ETF. Buy a broad market index fund like VOO or VTI.

>>58051507
we're taking the board back from cryptoniggers

>>58051456
Rugpull

>>58051541
Well said ol' sport.

Crazy how everyone were fudding Tesla on Friday, but now they're up 4% premarket

>SOXL
there's hope for my calls after all

lmao janny mad

>>58051489
Just buy an S&P 500 fund and a QQQ fund.

>>58051541
I still can't believe 99% of this board is invested by them

NMIBIA

>>58051602
>navidia

NGERIA

calls

>>58051541

>>58051643
when it gets to the 220-240 range Ill start paying attention for shorts

OPEN THE MARKETS

i don't know why people were falling for the google FUD. at some point they were going to get their shit together and get proper AI onboard. its still selling for a discount imo

XOM CVX

Women™ on Bloomberg just said there was 0 chance of rates going up Wednesday
*Not to imply women are dumb or anything. It just happens that women on Bloomberg specifically are all wisp-headed ditzy chicks.

>>58051507
/smg/ is undergoing exponential growth. this is the place where ai and anime are converging, which is a global megatrend that is still under the radar.

Don't look at gasoline and Diesel

Quick pump at open then we get the DUMP

>>58051674
They just announced a deal with AAPL to put Gemini on the iPhone

>>58051714
There are **RUMOURS** of this as far as I know

>>58051698
that looks really uncomfortable

>>58051724
Buy the rumor sell the news

good morning, i hope everyone enjoyed their corned beef

Even copper is pumping daily because of that memerecovery of china, lol

>>58051740
at those prices? not this year.

Putting on my red jacket.
Sorry about your calls.

My BABA calls boutta print

i ate too much this weekend

>stopped myself from buying another NVDA 3/22 $900 call at the low last friday
i knew it was going back over $900 this week man i could've been making even MORE money

>parents think the eclipse is going to bring Jesus back
>lib sister thinks Trump is going to kill democrats
>end of evangelion screening full of trannies
Can my stonks not act as schizo as everything around me yesterday

>>58051677
Imagine having high gas prices during an election year, its fucking over man. The oil barons were always right

I think the shit I just took was pure Guinness

>>58051780
>lib sister thinks Trump is going to kill democrats
If only

>>58051787
I hope it was real guinness. That bottled crap we get in NA tastes like booty

>>58051780
>parents think the eclipse is going to bring Jesus back
God willing
>lib sister thinks Trump is going to kill democrats
God willing
>end of evangelion screening full of trannies
God willing

>>58051773
I need to lose about 30 lbs

female braps in and around my nose and mouth

Buy
Natural
Gas

>mfw FOMC is this week

>>58051773
Same. I'm still full of shepherd's pie and beer.

Master card will compound at 15% for the next decade. Don’t say I didn’t warn you. Best business model on earth.

>>58051831

>>58051817
Mix ozempic and cocaine and smoke it, works like a champ

You guys told me today was Black Monday.

>>58051846
what is Master Card even used for desu
I have one, get sent a new one every one in a while and have to pay a yearly fee. I never use it.
How do I profit?

>>58051854
we has black thursday and friday last week instead

>>58051830
>Buy
Sell

>>58051854
Looks like green monday bro

>>58051863
seriously? heres an actual pro tip: put every single purchase on credit card and then pay it off at the end of the month, you collect fat reward points and you dont have to pointlessly carry a bunch of cash to pay for things

>>58051846
You can’t squeeze more money out of poor people. They don’t have any left

>>58051863
It’s a card network that just processes part of the payment. Zero risk and scales infinitely with inflation. They also eat their own shares with buybacks like a Haitian cannibal.

>>58051830
BASED BASED BASED

>>58051883
tap pay on watch

jerome is cutting on wednsday right bros? surely the economy cant go on for much longer like this right bros?

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>58051883
what are reward points, I'm still not seeing the upside

>>58051899
>1 second early
You had ONE JOB

>>58051888
Banks hold the debt bag. Mastercard is a pipeline. Poor dumb Americans will never stop spending.

>>58051899
BANG BANG BANG

>>58051899
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!

WHY IS AMD DROPPING

>>58051920
nvda will pull it up

>>58051900

>>58051899

Dub dubs but no 9:00:00

for me its $HIMS

>>58051920
Sorry bro that's the only semis I bought puts on

>>58051846
based payment processing investor
we will inherit the earth

we're getting rugged TSLA bros. i knew it was too good to be true

>>58051899

>BOEING

>>58051849
two guys with almost identical hairstyle, lol

will my SOXL calls print?

Gold bulls don't tarnish btw.

God Bless XOM

>>58051902
most credit cards give you some kinda reward based on how much you spend on them in a month. Usually this is either in the form of cash back or points you can redeem on stuff (gift cards, flights, hotels, etc.). It's literally free money over spending with cash or debit

>>58051950
no one believes 141$

why is alphabet up nearly 7% ?

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>58051963
Partnership with AAPL, also we're in a golden bull

why is amd such a shit?

>>58051957
Xom will have a Dyson sphere by 2100

Sold my TSM calls I averaged down on to balance out the ones I bought at the top lol

>>58051963
merging with aapl, N-video next. the bull singularity is happening.

how much does UK withhold from my uk dividends?

SOXL looking juicy right about now

What was the prompt on this? Want to make one for gold

>>58051989
Hell fucking yeah converting suns to glorious OIL

lol lmao

>>58051899
Checked and Joever

I told you double niggers to load of on NVDA before GTC easiest money of all time but you’re too fucking stupid to make it.

hey LAAC shill, letting you know i decided to bite. my gains and losses are on your hands

>>58052012
none unless it's from REITs (20%)

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

RXRX and QBTS doing a little somethin

its that all you got?

>>58052086

>>58052044
really, they must want USA to invest in BTI and Vodaphone

oh today is just a buy day since the keynote happens at 3:45 EST
fucking snooze
cya tomorrow /smg/

What do I think of BRKb?

>nvdidia

Bears are going to keep getting poached in this market. I hope you bobos are irony posting.

>There are no options for SI LO

>>58052098
MOM called, she said thats it. no more

>>58052153
top signal

>>58052166
Lmao go ahead and buy those puts :)

>>58052153
nah jpow wants the market to fucking die and fomc is wednesday.

>>58052153
bobos SOLID

>>58051674
>>58051714
just sold my googl calls. think it might go up a bit more but cant get greedy, doubled my money... whats then next play?

>tech has essentially crabbed since February 9

>>58052190
based
>next play
A few minutes ago I would have said puts on the SPY VWAP rejection. It's over now though. Looking

>>58052176
>you must buy pulls otherwise you're not a bear

>>58052205
I'm short STI for what that's worth. Not a good entry right now though

time to shill PAA
>ATL price in 2020 following oil spill settlement
>since then slowly increasing in price
>strong dividend
>multiple pipelines across US and canada
>smashed their earnings the past four quarters
>company buying back stock pushing the price further

this company will 3x back to its original ATH by 2030

>>58052211
Yeah that's what I thought :)

>>58052211
Can I get a QRD on how pulls work

I just paid $4.75 for 1 (one) donut. Plus $5 for an iced coffee. Then they turned the screen around and asked for a tip. How do I profit off this?

SELL SELL SELL

>>58052250
Everyone loves to call Cramer retarded (which he is) but he's been right on NVDA for a long time. He named his puppy Nvidia in 2017. If you bought then you would have 40x'd. Broken clock.

>>58052229
You will be underwater soon

>the russel the only one plummeting

not a good look there mumu, this pump isn't legitimate, you better hope your calls are covered

>>58052266
is cramer on a redemption arc

>>58052287
Lmao there's still time to fix your positions, this was a PSA, bobo :)

>>58052177
I don't know why people say this. The Fed has been openly dovish at every single opportunity for the last 6 months.

>>58052266
I wonder if anyone's kept up with that chart of stocks Cramer's told people to buy over the last several years. I never see it posted here anymore.

When is the damn Fed meeting

PEP

>>58052356
i dunno but the inverse jim cramer ETF SJIM got liquidated so its not actually a good idea to just do the opposite of whatever he says

Anybody else still drunk? I bought a pile of $SPY call option faggot's delights. Gookfu's surgery went well incase anybody was wondering. She's still in the hospital recovering, but she's feeling better. Lets gamble.

TSLA bros, we're making a V reversal!

>>58052379
he's not wrong on every call, he has an agenda to what he talks up or down. you can hear him talk about it in old interviews about when he was hedge fund guy and purposefully lie on TV to manipulate stock prices.

>SPY

TLT bros...

uhhh NYCB whats going on big guy

Uh oh bobo spy wants to crack 515 you can see if bumping against it are you sweating bullets yet bobo :)

this is bullshit. mumu, Im going to shit prepare accordingly

>>58052429
This is nothing, merely a tiny bump in the road

What is pbrs problem?

AMDS MASTERRACE REPORTING IN

>>58052474
>BR
Huehuehuehue theres your problem

I have a confession. I bought bitcoin literally at the top. Sold after two days, erasing all the gain I made this year.

I still don't know what triggered this brainfart.

>>58052386
I'm under the legal drinking age

WTFWT?

>he thinks it's going to be a green day
I solded lots of NATGAS AND OIL tickers while the selling was good but keeping XOM no matter what.
BUCKLE
UP

/Brap bros stay winnin

>>58052314
every time the market goes up fed comes out and tries to smack it down

i just ate a typical lunch food for breakfast, the market doesn't usually like that

OUTTA THE WAY JACK, WE'RE BUILDING BACK BETTER!!!

NIGGERS
there are three SMG threads up and none of them are at the bump limit wtf

Make sure to recycle your old loaves

>>58052474
Dividends getting canceled?
Communists in the government showing that they want to loot it?

>>58052412
we have achieved liftoff

>still ($32k X 2) + ($51k X 2) + $22k in cash

>>58052386
I was b&ed but came and searched the threads Friday looking for updates and your ice cream thieving nigger jew ass didn't even show. So is she going to be totally ok?

>>58052508
cocoa bros... is chocolate going out of business?

>>58052527
>>58052474
Just invest in UK and USA, all other markets are trash, you had 35 years to invest in Japan but its too late now

hang tight boys, i'm baking

>>58051846
why mastercard instead of visa?

>>58052527
Wouldn't looting it be increasing dividends

Even on a day like this, Zscaler will find a way to be red.

Anyone eles's brokers have technical seizures today? Nasdaq wasn't capable of premarket. Cyberattack?

>>58051339
You ready for today brother?

>>58052567
She's feeling better, but they haven't released her yet. She was able to eat last night, but I don't know if we're totally out of the woods yet, we're waiting for the results from oncology.

Bobo will trash shit around for the next few weeks but after that will be led back to its cage

>>58052596
No growth for Visa

>>58052623
NASDAQ was having to get a monkeypoox shot this morning.

>>58052638
because they are too big? most normies I see have visa cards with an occasional amex.

>>58052386
> Gookfu
who
>Lets gamble
What’s the play

Consolidate
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639
>>58052639

>>58052623
My money transfers are taking forever to go through goddamn you SCHWAB

4 smgs, I haven't seen this before what's going on

>>58052658
How about we consolidate my foot up your ass?

>>58052658
still a lot of life left in this one...

>>58052508
Dumped my BOIL bags this morning. I might open another small position if it dips much further.

>>58052658
please explain to me the thought process of such a premature bake

need a monitor for every /smg/

>>58052638
you dumb nigger
>pic is annual net income

>>58052599
the government is pushing the company to invest in less profitable green energy, I'm pretty sure the president once said something like petrobras should concentrate more on serving the betterment of the country instead of increasing shareholder value

>4 separate /smg/ threads at the top of the catalog
grim

>Didn't buy the October 2022 dip
>Didn't buy a year ago
>Didn't buy the October 2023 dip
>Not buying now
I keep thinking the AI train has left the station even tho the whistle hasn't even blown yet. Too much FOMO and too much fear of becoming a baggie.

>>58052748
get off my jock

>>58052748
someone or something is trying to divide and conquer us

>>58052785
Who are ((they)) and what do ((they)) hope to achieve by dividing and conquering us?

Tesla bout to moooooon. To the stars faggots

jensen huang just flew over my house

>still made zero plays since Nov
>fookin shook

>>58052599
Many ways to skin a cat
Forcing them to hire/invest in your cronies is another

>>58052798
the same entity pumping nvidieuiao right now, tunnel jews. It's financially incentivized of course

short SNY

>tech hyperinflating and holding the entire market up again while producing nothing of actual value
Total weimar armageddon

>>58052042
>It's in a strong down trend
I'm out dawg

>>58052883
Do you retarded bears ever get tired of being wrong all the time?

*pring pring pring*

>>58052883
>no value
If you haven't gotten at least one cert or degree out of ChatGPT it's your fault.

Elon my nigga

Spy still trying to go higher. You ok Bobo? :)

>>58052919
>>58052942
SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING SKYKING
DO NOT ANSWER

>>58052919
h..he...hello?

>>58052921
we are not quite there yet

Bitcorn shidding itself a little

>biotech down again
gosh... i understand being financially targeted, but couldn't they do it in a way that doesn't harm trans kids?

>>58052983
risku off no jutsu

>>58052903
I told you about the Weimar bro, and I've been right the whole time. It's getting worse. And it won't stop.

guys can we bake a couple more threads I don’t think there’s enough

>>58053010

Just bought 200 SCHD, getting a sweet $50 buckaroos a month

There's going to be a lot of MSTR bagholders. That's my prediction.

Anyone actually register for web attendance of GDC? Or do we not actually know or care no thing about the company beyond the veneers

>>58053169
>didn't get USOI, OILK, UMI, ET, TRMD, BOAT

>>58053276
literally all that looks like shit except maybe UMI

Is smg going out of business?

woke up from my nap, NVIDIA?

>>58053341
yes

is our resident 24/7 janny dead or something

>>58053316
>retard distortion field vision

I’m not even looking at the rest of my portfolio today. All that matters is RXRX and QBTS

>>58053376
Everyone is hung over from drinking everything in sight yesterday.

>>58053341
woke up just in time to buy

Baking

Cocoa

Tomorrow is ex div

https://notes.credit-suisse.com/Show/Details/USOI

Is nvidia gonna surpass super micro?

>i sold my puts to early
>i sold my calls to early

>>58053451
Use >>58053452 for the bake, make it chocolatey

>>58053490
>checks market cap

>>58053490
i'm happy i cut my loss in smci and transferred margin into cocoa

>>58053491
Who tf is early?

>>58053451
arent there already 3 other bakes in the catalog?

Jannies need a way to merge threads

>>58053551
>too
my mistake. im just TOO heemed to use proper spelling and grammar

>>58053451
I will make a backup

keep baking, we are dangerously low on based stock threads vs crypto scams

>>58053618
>im_doing_my_part.gif
>>58053610

>>58053491
it's pretty late ackutally
also you shouldn't expect to time the top or bottom perfectly so its always like that
if you can't handle not getting the perfect price then investing is not for you

Nice pump you got there mumu, would be a shame if something happened to it

>>58053681
>you shouldn't expect to time the top or bottom perfectly
i dont need to be perfect, but i could be more excellent. Im very skittish with my exits because of all the times i have been heemed on a reversal in the past. but i definitely cut things too quickly, which is something i want to work on

>nigga rocking the high waters with no socks
puts on Schwab Network

how do you guys do your taxes
for like options and other advanced stuff

>>58053793
consider this anon's chart
>>58047168

>>58053821
>how do you guys do your taxes
lmfao who's gonna know if I dont? lmao

>>58053850
Taxes?

>>58051879
>lower higher
>good
I get following the trend but you know how to tell when it changes right?

Why are there 5 /smg/?

who the fuck baked 5 different generals?

>>58054334
>Mr. Chairman why are there 5 /smg/ threads

Fuck I wanted to take profits on VWRP but London is closed already.

>>58054334
WE CANNOT BE CONTAINED

>>58053821
H&R Block's software imports all my tax forms from Schwab for me.

>>58054347
Uhhhhhh liquidity purposes.

>NVDA dumping
>SPY holding
>vol pumping
what did they mean by this?

sandstorm gold

>>58054433
i take it back, SPY is no longer holding

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: 1.01%
>CCJ: 0.44%
>/CJ: 2.23%
>CLSK: -3.63%
>/HE: -0.35%
>MAGS: 1.34%
>NVDL: -1.31%
>SIGA: 4.02%
>SMCI: -10.12%
>TMF: -0.90%
>XXXX: 2.86%
>YINN: 0.03%

How many are (You) beating?

>>58054549
im beating SMCI

>NVDA
kwab (kek what a baggie)

The conference will save it r-right??

I got fucked today, /biz/... and not in a good way...

Any of you taken interest in Hershey? Seems like the cocoa boom will get solved, seems like an event rather than a change in the company fundamentally. Thoughts?

Can we kill this thread?
It sucks having no idea which thread to enter.
That's why I shop at Walmart. Keeping my expectations low let's me feel better when things go well. WMT

>>58054625
>Seems like the cocoa boom will get solved, seems like an event rather than a change in the company fundamentally. Thoughts?
totally agree but unsure that means HSY is a good bet anyway. If you can short cacao or buy a long-term put I think that's a more sensible bet

>>58054625
Is HSY long, short, or hedged when it comes to cocoa?

>>58054701
I just long stuff and generally leave it in my poorfolio for like 5+ years. I don't even know how to short.

>>58054737
I imagine they contract their cocoa and have hedges. Still, if they have problems even getting the stuff they might have a problem, or it could be delayed one. I also imagine that their contracts have disaster clauses in them, since the producers can't help it if there is some drought or something. Still, I doubt it's something they can't work through. I'm thumbing through their 10K now trying to see...

>>58054625
I work for Hershey (nonprofit side). I don't have anything useful to say about it, though.

IT'S OVER

>NVDA
uh oh stinky

The cocoa shortage is a direct result of man made climate change. Until we stop using the fossil fuels and eating meat, the cocoa crisis will continue.

>>58054701
>>58054737
See attached.

>>58054776
How is the company itself? Is the CEO cool? Management team good?

MAKE IT STOPPPPPPPPP

new/real
>>58054823
>>58054823
>>58054823

>>58054800
>letting 13% control 70%
ishygddt

>>58054790
The fact that the growing is done in africa by poc has absolutely so bearing on the shortage what so ever.

>>58054841
i've read that they are all small farms too. I imagine that if it gets really bad, these chocolate companies will start buying up farms and do it themselves.

>this thread has been pruned or dereted

I was seriously going to fomo into NYCB. Then I saw how many threads we had. Now I’m not buying shit. Very bad mojo today.

>>58054964
>many
*few

My favorite stock

is VOO! Diamond hands gmhold bros!

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>>58055179
There is no next thread. It's over.

We're done for.

>>58055179
quite the arborist active in that neighborhood

>>58055179
>hands
that's a man, baby

>>58055432
can i suck his dick?

>>58055683
>his
um, sweaty, did you just misgender this AI slop?