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So
>Takes a huge puff from a joint
There's this token called LOAF that has cute icon with a loaf in the form of a cat
>Inhales more from the joint
Yes a fucking loaf cat don't you think thats genius? Hah, loaf cat
>Inhales a LOT more from the joint
No no, you see its the same team from 2021, why didn't they keep pumping that coin? Uhh because its a new chain right yeah and so they have to release again
>Inhales a hell of a lot more from the joint
There's a lot of loaf scams going around? yeah no shit sherlock there's lots of scams from everything going around. Do you think less of BTC because they have scams related to satoshi? no right?
>Inhales even more from the joint
So uhhh they like have this super secret whale cabal which is rumored to be injecting them funds later this week and apparently that will cause a huge pump? something like that ...
>Coughs a bit, then inhales the rest of the joint
No no for real my dude VERY big CT accounts in here looking to buy. The up-only chart and on-chain analysis confirms that they are buyers at any price and have large floors waiting, these richfags are insanely, retardedly even, committed to this shit
>Rolls another joint and starts smoking again
So you in or you in?

>> No.58041208
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>>58041189
Nice joint lil fella

>> No.58041222

>>58041189
>Anon was tragically found dead of lung cancer on his apartment, 45 days after his passing, by his angry tennant who had come to complain about the bad odor and the late payments
>aparently he found a fortune on his apartment and left to the bahamas not before calling the police in what was a weirdly kind act of mercy for the poor body of the tragically deceased frog

>> No.58041229

>>58041222
average end of biz users desu

>> No.58041239
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58041239

>>58041189
TICKER AND TX, NOW!

>> No.58041248

>>58041189
if these are the same devs they wont scam people but i wouldnt trust it to go past maybe another x4 if the bullruns favor this shit in any case investing in everything is as nice of a strategy as any other considering we're bullruning on most shitcoins kek

>> No.58041272
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>>58041239
LOAF and here you go blud 3de2yRhtD4VbJBb8EQAQffYMPLU4EnSHT1eveBwiL3tn

before you buy you need to snort a line or you wont get into the cabal you feel me brody?

>> No.58041280

>>58041272
>SNNNNNNNNNNNNNORT
i was already going to die this year so why not

>> No.58041287

>>58041272
>switch from marihuana to cocaine
My dude you just signed your life sentence

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>>58041272
Did somebody say free COKE?

>> No.58041320

>>58041272
you may think this is a funny larp but most cabals do require you to do a massive trial that involves drugs or some unknown substance that usually have some connection to blood, this is mainly to test your courage but also your commitment to the cabal as if they have even a single memeber that isn't solid they will probably disband
or something i wouldnt know anyway
>SNOOOOOOOOOORT

>> No.58041325

>>58041320
that sounds awfully cabalish of you anon

>> No.58041329

>>58041320
b-but how do you know

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>>58041320
>ib4 anon was part of a secret cabal and has insider info
also priced in

>> No.58041411

>>58041343
if you havent been part of THE cabal at least once youre not really an investor are you