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58033574 No.58033574 [Reply] [Original]

So, how are your little bit coins doing now?

>> No.58033700

>>58033574
Up 300% since last year

>> No.58033754

>>58033574
all men are retarded apes.

>> No.58033880

>>58033574
Der Eweige Boomer

>> No.58033933

>>58033700
This. Sitting comfy in 7 digits of crypto. Can take a 50% drop and still be comfy

>> No.58034596
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>>58033700
>>58033754
>>58033933
I think you're going to find out something different when you go to cash out

>> No.58034667
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>invest your money in a 401k i know a bunch of 80 years olds who have MILLIONS yes MILLIONS. they dont have a family or kids and had no fun ever but what matters is they were a good human being and did the right thing (tm) by letting banks hold their money and make several times what they have but that doesnt matter

>> No.58034680

>>58034596
bitcoin has more liquidity than any stock or financial asset in the entire planet

>> No.58034710

>>58034667
i need this shirt to trigger the magatards at my gym.

>> No.58034738

>>58034710
>trigger
you realize that irl there is no "trolling" or "trigger", they will just either ignore, mock or fight you
people who seek fights for no reason have either never been in a fight or are LARPing about doing it

>> No.58034763

>>58033574
are you tired Dave? Go get some sleep, I’ll fix your pillows for you if they get disordered

>> No.58034775

>>58033574
how are your bonds doing, bitch

>> No.58034779

>>58034738
sounds like i didn't need to go too far to trigger someone, get lost magachud

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>>58034775
my growth stock mutual funds are earning 12% per year. more than I can say for your bit CON this week hahahaha

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>>58034779
I'm not even american

>> No.58036254

Pretty good, thanks :3

>> No.58036517

>>58034779
you will never be a woman niggerkike

>> No.58036549

>>58036197
>12% per year
Terrible bait kek

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Hi Dave - I cashed out at the local top. What should do with my ill gotten gains in your expert opinion? I want to do the right thing and cash my internet funny money.

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>>58037022
You need to follow the baby steps.

>> No.58037109

>>58037048
I don't have debt. I have 500k. I'm already past like step 12. What do I do now?

>> No.58037316

>>58033574
>Eat your girlfriend's period to save money on tampons
>Recycle Walmart bags to save money on condoms
>Let your shit dry in your ass to save on toilet paper
>Let your wife have a boyfriend to pay for her cost of living