/biz/ - Business & Finance

I feel bad for anyone who bought the TSM top.

>>58017586
If they didn't set a stop loss, it's their own fault.

My SCHD dividend is up to $0.90 per day! Wagmi!

>>58017586
I bought calls at 145, 140 and 136
Bought LEAPS at 137

REPOST FROM LAST THREAD:

SELL IT ALL THE BANKS LITERALLY CALLED THE TOP

>Earlier in March, BofA raised its S&P 500 target for this year to 5,400 points, joining other major brokerages in predicting the index would end 2024 in a range of 5,200 to 5,400

what are your plays anon?

I sold SOXL calls at 39 that expire today. Here are my options.
>Roll out to next week, at 41, for a small debit
>Roll out closest to 45 days, at 48, for a small debit
>Take assignment and pay short term captial gains tax on 50,000 of profit

I hope all of you shoeshine boys longed the top of the bubble. LOL

TSM soon, brothers.

>>58017622
Stealing anons idea
AMD 160 put
chewy calls

I’m holding $3k in LAAC. Unlike uranium, i don’t think lithium will go up for another year or two. It may keep going down. I’m going to keep slurping until then

>>58017632
BIDENOMICS BABBY

>>58017632
I have a lot of jepq so I'm ready for The Great Crabbening regardless

>>58017635
Expiry?

>>58017637
I sold, ALTM is better. Merica won't buy from LAAC cause SQM/China

another dompy day for tsla

Zestimatesissies…

>>58017642
Same.

This is one of the most bullish indicators for NYCB I've ever seen

https://youtu.be/VQi6mo6Ae60?si=g_O1j5WxgGSvmHIS

Reminder that Sleepy Joe will be announcing next Tuesday or Wednesday that he's giving billions of goyim's tax dollars to Jews.

>>58017650
>Elon's bankruptcy rumor was true.

>>58017542
I dont think so. They will keep coming up with all sorts of excuses just like they did with "transitory" inflation. Now its sticky inflation. Then its "fears of x". Then its something third. Semantics, while they knowlingly wont lower rates in a very long time to come. They cant say that though.

>>58017648
I don’t do OTC markets. I also hold ALB

I literally just got a chinese ad on my youtube and I have no clue what it was about even though whatever was said was written in text on the video. But since I can't read or speak chinese (if it was chinese, but certainly not japanese) I can't tell what it was about. No clue how this now popped up on my youtube..

>>58017668
I bought intel leaps so no he won't. The only time I'm allowed to make money is on incredibly risky weekly earnings plays

Wake me up on monday

>>58017668
>people talked shit on INTC bros when it was sub $30
have they apologized yet?

NYCB!
JEWS CANT LOSE

I feel like throwing a bunch of money into bond ETF’s like TLT or NNY am I fucking up

>>58017647
3/22
Gonna be one last dump I reckon

Are we getting a signal before softbank dumps its arm shares?

>>58017671
How the fuck do you absolute retards look at the chart of inflation over the last 4 years and not see that fucking huge spike up and then back down?? What the fuck do you think you call something that only happens for a relatively short amount of time? The way you faggots get hung up on mundane shit like "transitory" is all I need to know inversing you is the right move.

>>58017686
>nvda up over 200% 1y
>amd up over 100% 1y
>intc....50% 1y

Either intel sucks or its our turn next

There are people that forfeit having sex by getting married.

apparently I have to place an order for withdrawal and it takes 2 weeks (unironically). I can only get 10k today.

>>58017602
>bogged
literally me

>>58017671
You are correct sir

>>58017712
Theta is gonna eat those amd 160s alive bro

REDDIT SELL

>>58017715
The goal is 2%. We are moving away from it. Not by much, but still.

Thank fucking god. I hate lazy entitled real estate agents so much its unreal. They expect a 3% tip on your home sale price for doing less work than a waitress in a single shift.

My 30 year financial plan assumes 3% inflation, hope I wasn't too conservative

>market crashes right before the election
>Trump somehow manages to squeak by a victory
>pardons himself, removing all criminal cases outside Georgia
>installs loyalists throughout the executive
>convinces Georgia political leadership to remove Fani Willis
>new Georgia DA dismisses last criminal case against Trump, with prejudice
>Trump halts all aid to Ukraine
>declares Article 4 of NATO, dead
>calls on Congress to lower corporate tax, again
>stock market explodes, exponentially growing each month
>declares intent to run for a third term
>political opponents begin being targeted by the FBI and other federal agencies
>America's democracy index by neutral observers falls to historic lows
>Republicans rename party to America First
>conflict exacerbates with daily calls of war against Mexico to end the border crisis, with some among Trump's cabinet preparing plans for a special military operation
>explosion at the capitol has Trump suspend political elections on a "temporary basis"
>DOW reaches 50,000
>as democracy falls, the stock market soars
How would you react?

>>58017715
im a bull as much as the next guy but to think there will not be a short term pullback before a longterm bullrun is just nonsense

>SPY
We are no longer Moe Greene, bros.

>>58017775
probably kill some niggers in the streets

this is most disappointing sers, i was hoping for the market to crash, instead it´s been a few weeks of crabbing around

VIX is rising but stocks are so calm. it looks bullish before FOMC.

>>58017795
1:33

>>58017775
Trump is not going to win bub just get used to it now, if anything they print to make Bidenomics look good for election

Is there a reason the market is doomping or is it just the typical Friday jitters

ok, guys
Microsoft is down 2.8% on the day
I think we're about to enter the depths of Hell

>>58017775
>>political opponents begin being targeted by the FBI and other federal agencies
This would never happen, all glowies are firmly anti- America first.
The army even started lying to trump about troop deployments.

my amd stock doing a lil sum

WHERE IS THE RELIEF

>>58017791
did we just break through resistance lmao oh boy here come the bobos

Just fucking GO UP SHITTY ASS NVDA

>>58017823
3 31 when 40k oi gets wiped out of NVDA

>>58017761
The Fed has said multiple times that they don't need to see exactly 2% and some economists think 3% will be the new target.

>>58017810
>Bidenomics look good
haha. enlighten me how can Bidenomics looks good when growth of weekly wage lag behind inflation.

>>58017773
what's your take on the dollar being replaced in the next 30 years?

>>58017831
>some economists think 3% will be the new target.
How many times does Powell need to say they are still shooting for 2% until you learn your fucking lesson.

>>58017742
Can you explain to me, a retard, why the max loss is so low compared to the max profit? Is it because of the strike price's distance from current value?

>>58017811
Beware the Ides of March.

>>58017844
Brah he literally has said at least three times publicly now that "we don't need to see inflation at exactly 2%" and he's even laughed the question off

>>58017835
easy they just print money and tell the news to run some positive stories about how great the economy is and how "it took 4 years to just get started, this bull run, is my 4 years of hard work! imagine what the next 4 will look like!!!!!111!!!" and then boom every shovel iq tiktok investor will be ridin w biden

>>58017851
Does this mean a notable bounce before EOD?

>>58017836
the us empire will last for at least another 100 years

>>58017831
Economists thought we'd cut 6x in 2024, so what do they know? They don't need to see 2% now, but a path to 2%. If they don't see that path and see 3% staying the norm for years, they won't cut, as they want that path to 2% and 2% in the end. The goal is to achieve 2% in 2025-2026. It HAS to eventually reach that point AND stay there.

>>58017811
Triple witching day

>>58017836
It won't

>>58017607
well now you get to Write calls every month for 20 years

>>58017865
no

>>58017873
>The goal is to achieve 2% in 2025-2026
Says who?? The stated time frame is "over time". It's vague on purpose, they can and will literally change the rules overnight to accommodate new policy.

>>58017836
they will go to nuclear war before they let that happen because if the dollar goes to 0 that means all of (((their))) power goes to zero as well

>>58017869
It won't last another 2 decades, God willing

>>58017845
Because a long call or put you're only risking the premium. It's when you start doing sketchy shit selling nakeds is when you get fucked.

I saw a story about some girl who sold 100k worth of naked amc calls before it mooned. Her account had less than 20k in it. She ended up getting called for almost 800k the week after. It eventually went up to 4 million or some shit.

I think she's dead now

The last hurrah.

>>58017873
>Kyiv has conducted a string of drone attacks on major Russian oil facilities in the last week, trying to target the lifeblood of the Russian economy more than two years after Moscow launched its full-scale invasion of Ukraine.
> https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukrainian-drones-attack-russian-oil-refinery-kaluga-region-source-2024-03-15/

I am worrying about inflation upside risk.

>>58017716
There are men who forfeit having sex by staying home to browse 4chan on a friday night

>>58017869
with the USD though? or some new currency? we do have a history of changing it up.

>>58017902
>As for price stability, the Federal Open Market Committee (FOMC) has a longer-run goal of 2 percent inflation.2

https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/speech/powell20231201a.htm

>>58017915
I'm thinking calls too but then earnings did the opposite of everything I chose this week, so maybe puts. kek

people are fucking broke, cleaning hotel toilets and shit, holy fuck

>>58017902
Here, you faggot

>>58017768
total real estate agent death

>>58017905
their power is physical assets and the right to print paper. that doesn't mean they won't change up the paper, it's a good way to extract and lock in all those acquired assets.

>>58017934
I will be here but I may leave for 20 minutes to plow my wife. Probably wont' miss but 2 posts on these dead threads.

>>58017476
and here we go.

>>58017934
We call those men based, anon.

>>58017836
Try next 30 days

>>58017947
My last 3k went into this. I lost ten grand this week. If I lose it all, I'm gonna take a 6 month break from trading.

thinking about putting in 100 euros into my folio each week. 400 per month, or 40% of my monthly salary

>>58017934
its not by choice. women just fundamentally avoid me and im sure its my personality. 5 more years and i start casting spell

>>58018014
Don't worry fren. Abandon your luat for vile 3dpd and pursue 2d, then watch all of your worries just melt away.

>>58017934
sex is overrated

>>58017993
I'm sorry. I don't even know what an income trust is. I can't invest in what I do not understand

>>58018036
Who the fuck is this histrionic bitch and what is her problem?

>>58018036
>I can fix her.

>>58018050
she didn't have 3 kids by 30 so now she has to use strangers on the internet to cope.

Now that the big correction is about to start, which puts have the best metrics on the bigger cap stocks?
In other words, which puts are the cheapest and will bring the highest gains.
I'm thinking either SMCI or MSTR. These ran up the hardest on almost nothing but retail euphoria and will come down the hardest.
But even the puts expiring in August look pretty fucking expensive, which tells me the big boys are already loaded up for the crash.

What are your strategies to gain on a major market correction?

>>58018057
Can't fix what is broken.

>>58018061
MSTR is backed by bitcoin stocks dummy
imagine shorting MSTR during a crypto bullrun lmfao

>>58018014
>its not by choice. women just fundamentally avoid me and im sure its my personality.
Talk to more women, they're just people. Talk to enough women and you'll eventually get over your irrational fear of them.
>5 more years and i start casting spell
And why that's a bad thing? Assuming you'll even make it to 30 (no guarantees) with no serious drugs, alcohol, or pornography addiction, and have a stable job, you'll already be better than 80% of the male population your age. Combine that with working out, good hobbies, and being social, you're gonna have it fucking made.

>>58017773
>>58017831
>>58017844
reminder that the fed has already failed at their job of holding 2% inflation long-term

Date Range / Average Inflation Rate / Median Inflation Rate

1776 -> 1912 / 0.39% / 0.00%
1913 -> 1970 / 2.57% / 2.00%
1971 -> 2023 / 3.98% / 3.00%

>stocks down
>yields up
>DXY up
>vix up
>junk bonds still green
How is there a permabid for junk bonds? How close will the spread get?

Reminder.

Doomp it

>Buy illiquid OTC ticker
>Trade isn't reported anywhere
Is Schwab a bucket shop?

>>58017622
I love losing.

Death Throes.

>>58018092
Isn't that humiliating? Live a perfect life free of any vice, but you won't get to fulfill the strongest human instinct, but you should be happy because you're doing better than average. Genuinely asking because I'm not a cuck and don't understand.

>>58018101
Which ETF did the 1.6 billion go to? The Jewess doesn't say.

>>58018126
Chink week. Nothing seems interesting here. Going to skip again.

>>58018101
How the fuck do you come away thinking that's bearish?? Do you not remember what happened after that last huge inflow in 2021?

COCOA HIT R2

>>58017624
Don't sell calls if you're not willing to take assignment

>>58017768
Uh, so how do I get a refund on the 3% I had to pay on my home?

>>58018168
It actually pierced it by 60$

Hedgies have joined the party

>>58018196
that's just cathie.

>>58017934
Wow, that´s literally me

>>58018168
I eat dark chocolate everyday, I'm getting a little worried about this. Should I panic buy a couple dozen dark chocolate bars?

>>58018164
exit l;iquidity

is everyone buying the dip?
what a nothingburger day.

I'm back on NVDA. Made some good money, cashed out a couple months ago, bought some other shit that made my money and now I'm back. 100% for greed though, obviously very high risk buying at the top.

>>58018223
Yeah everyone except retards like these guys >>58018224 >>58018101

>>58018133
>Isn't that humiliating?
Imagine caring about onions think.
>Live a perfect life free of any vice, but you won't get to fulfill the strongest human instinct
Who said life had to be perfect or filled to the brim with vice? So your life is permanently unfulfilled because you didn't engage in casual sex / hardcore drugs / ruined your liver with alcohol before you were 30? If you want to go degen, you just gotta be honest with yourself if that's what you wanna partake in for a time. If you stay that way it's gonna catch up with you.

What's the play on RILY?

>>58017602
>>58017586
Literally me, the guy who is now down 90k on options and feeling pretty sad about it. Will have almost a million less when I turn 60 if it doesn't go back up :-(

>>58018220
Sure they will get more expensive.

I also like 90% cocoa chocolate, but it is bad for the teeth.

>>58018036
>found a really cute girl with my hobbies
>she doesn't want to settle down
>she wants something casual
>she's 28
It's sad watching this generation destroy themselves

>>58017947
What makes you bullish on MU? I think their partnership with NVDA is a plus, albeit it seems already priced in. DRAM sales look strong, which is their bread and butter. Even if they post a loss on EPS, with their new (announced) partnership, I think they can gap up.

>>58018252
>Sure they will get more expensive.
I'm okay with it getting more expensive but will there be a shortage?

>>58018175
Nope :) only sellers get a refund :) thank your local boomer :)

>>58018239
you "dip" you tard? we are in a raging bull and you hear of inflows at the top of the market. who do you think is inflowing at all time highs

>>58018254
oh thats cool. you got any friends?

>>58018014
>100 euros into my folio each week. 400 per month, or 40% of my monthly salary
You should consider getting a job that isn't minimum wage first

>>58018254
>girl doesn't want to be with me because she has a problem

>>58018241
Oh you're an NPC. Sorry I didn't realize, but I don't argue with NPCs.

>>58018271
If people are going to hoard like you thought about, maybe.

>>58018269
Don't ask me, I'm just here to gamble.

Update on my COST puts

I bought them back for 1.20
I got to keep 2/3rds of my profits and didn't have to take any risk of them getting assigned.

I may look at doing longer time to expiration puts next time because the premium I can collect seems to be quite a lot higher.

>>58017845
He bought a put. The action doesn't stop if the price reaches or goes below the strike price. In THEORY, if AMD went out of business in the next two weeks (lol) he could make $15k on a $20 bet. But the odds of this are so unbelievably unlikely that you might as well try lining up your atoms just right to walk through a brick wall.

The best case scenario is that he makes a couple hundred dollars if AMD reaches the strike price.

The most realistic scenario is he loses $20.

>>58018332
Nice. I like longer dated options since that gives you a little more wiggle room. I've only gotten assigned once, on some puts I sold.

>>58018278
You were literally saying the exact same thing in March 2021. "Who's buying, things are so high!" dude normies have no idea what's going on, they're just now finding out about AI and that there's a company who holds a virtual monopoly in that sector. Big money is nowhere near selling out.

>>58018301
Do what you want dude, just don't be stupid.

>>58018365
It's hard I guess with the longer dated options because there is so much more room for movement hence the higher premium.. but maybe I can try and wait for a huge fall in the market and then sell some at the money puts where I think it's going to bounce from for a longer time period. Does the sound retarded?

>>58018092
thanks, i think i needed that

>>58018285
where im from, thats near double the minimum wage

>>58017732
SOUN is not the next NVDA yet, there's going to be strong pullback through the spring before a mega pump in the summer, this appears to be the same for PATH as well, strong pullback in the near future into a mega summer pump, these are speculative moves and mean nothing for the fundamentals in the near term. SOUN likely does emerge a winner in the long term but for now it's likely a big pump and dump where the pump happens some point in June/July

>>58018347
Jesus Christ that guy is almost as short as baggot kek

>Just margin purchased some shares.
I'm effectively bent over ready & braced for any bears that want to take advantage of me

Anyone getting failed post attempts? are we being hacked by china today too?

>>58018082
>MSTR is backed by bitcoin stocks dummy

What?
What stocks is it backed by?
And yes, this is the start of a bullrun, but we're in for a major 6 month period of pain and yanking the rug out from underneath all of the top buying newfaggots and ETF boomers.

I want to make money to the downside and to the upside when we reverse in October.

>shorted the bottom
pray for me bros

>>58018101
Top confirmed. See you fags back in October.

I've been edging all day hedgies holy shit. mumu slurp so the hedgies can short the fuck out of you.

>>58018392
Yeah, I also think this way. Thanks for responding. It's treated me very good, swinging it, but I think it's going to be a long hold later this year. Same with rxrx but not as strong.

>bought some ADBE
>a bunch of market maker jews dump it -15% after hours for no reason whatsoever

fun fact, I was going to sell last night, but when I checked the clock the nasdaq had just closed

fun fact 2, yeah ok it went down, but -15% is fucking ridiculous

>>58018092
>they're just people
You say that as if that wasnt a bad thing.

I'm the guy who wrote puts on RPHM around Christmas of last year. Ended up losing like $25,000 on that. I was in a pretty bad mood.

I'd like to report that in my anger, I just dumped all my money into HOOD and ARM and am now back on top. I've always been lucky.

Go easy on biopharm boys.

Why does it feel like every day is either +1% or -1%
What the fuck

Sirs, why are the INDA shares being redeemed?

Sirs?

Holy fucking shit I hope Intuit gets napalmed.

>>58018418
Alright little guy how did you get out of the manlet pit.

>>58018388
You got it dude.

I unironically do not know how to set a stop loss.
I use Vanguard as my brokerage service.

>>58018386
Yeah that's the tricky thing, though like you said, the premiums you can collect are higher. Your strategy sounds ok to me, I'm far from an expert. If it were me I'd just make sure you're selling puts on stuff you don't mind holding just in case you get assigned. I mostly just sell CCs way above my average, and if my shares get called away so be it.

>>58018496
Boy that's a super dicey chart.

I'm tempted to get some INTC

anyone know if drugs and hookers went up with inflation?

>>58018509
>Stop lose? Anon why on earth do you have a stop lose if you are using Vanguard?

>>58018467
Kek, yes anon they are technically people lmao.

>>58018477
Look at a daily candlestick chart of SPY. It feels that way because it literally is. We're in a bizarre uptrending channel.

>>58018503
You leave him alone anon!

>>58018521
Yes. They have.

>>58018509
>Buy
>Hold
Do *you* see the word stop loss anywhere in there?

>>58018036
>be femoid already over 30
>don't want marriage and kids any time soon with any possible man
lmao

>>58018450
My gut told me that it was overpriced and to buy puts. Didn't listen.

>>58018528
You talk back to me like that again and you can join him.

>>58018014
You ever think about getting a job in sales? Sounds retarded, but I've been in a sales job for two years and it's helped me a lot. I used to be a social retard, but slowly over the course of two years, I've improved my ability to speak to people.

Now I can confidently bullshit about anything with anyone. It's kind of like learning a foreign language. If you're immersed in the culture and are forced to use it even if you don't want to, you kind of get better at it.

Plus sales is an /smg/ approved job.

>>58018525
that´s why they are so scary

>>58018477
Daily inflation is 0,013%. You want to at least beat it by 100x

>NVDA pumping
>SHOT pumping
>LUNR pumping
>cannabis pumping

>MSFT dumping
>GOOG dumping
>AMZN dumping

wtf is going on

>>58018418
Beware the angry hobbit

Yup

>>58018418
>>58018528
https://youtu.be/rk_HB2Pdk2M?si=djFjbiOYXVgoxxoQ
>When you're 5'9 and accidentally fall into the manlet pit

>>58018450
did an (((analyst))) tell you to buy adobe?

>>58018551
I'm a hamchad, we protect the manlets in these parts. I'm not going to tell you again to leave him alone.

>>58018579
>arm holding steady
>intel downward facing dogging
>risc-v not even on the map

nigvideo trying another breakout

Every time I try to read wallstreetbets, I end up being there no more than 5 minutes. Jesus Christ.

just how low am I going to have to average down on BOIL

>>58018511
im not talking about stocks im talking about the fact that I empathize with Timothy McVeigh now that i have to do taxes after actually making money through various income streams

Has natural gas anon roped yet?

Kevin is worried! ahhhhh11one!

>>58018594
You may protect them now but when Winter Next arrives and you enter hibernation I will come to claim lordship over these little ones.

Bears getting heemed

>>58018643
Kevin is hilarious to listen to because he somehow turns every little thing into "And that is why we need to vote for Trump or else the Global Economy will collapse."

>>58018643
why is he wearing an ugly Christmas sweater in March?

>>58018592

lol no, but yeah maybe I should have (and used them as counter signal)

>>58018629
Shoulder season, so wherever it bottoms out this summer.

>see dip
>do not buy because think it will go lower
sidelined since 10k. i would be rich by now if I went all in. also neet with no income but 400k in savings and will never work so anxious about entry points
>how did u get 400k
online had luck with a content niche while it lasted
i would be so rich if I didnt listen to doom and gloomers. the market will never crash fucking fags its just buy the dips for life

>>58018675
>the market will never crash
top signal
Selling everything now.

>>58018594
who??

what serial number and why is this bullish?

>>58018629
I slurped the dip this morning and it kept on dippin'

>>58018675
incrementally buy index funds.

whenever i am having a bad day or feel down, i just remember that there are people here in /smg/ bagholding TLT. i then feel much better about myself.

>>58018675
get you some altria and phil morris. diversify
then get a part job at starbucks for healthcare and 401k matching.
coast from there

>>58018706
Based long snoot killing the nigger of dog breed.

>>58018675
You are the retard if you hear think you listened to retards

>>58018706
Love those dogs lookswise. just funny and cute

>>58017911
I think you mean naked calls. If you sell naked puts and the underlying goes up you get your money back for nothing.

>>58018675
Even if it crashes buy the crash pal.

>>58018528
Avg /Smg visitor

i cannot believe y'all niggas portfolios my nigga haha

NIGVIDEOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58018675
Anon, start DCAing into an index fund like >>58018704 said

DEATH TO MUMU

>>58018760
>NVDA
>AMD
>TSLA
>ADM
>SOFI
how is my portfolio anon?

NVDA going to 900+ eod

>>58018762
>its doing fine
what are you upset about
>>58018760
buying more burger stocks to spite you

>>58018418

SOUN is keeping my portfolio up lol

>>58018786
i'm doing some reverse psychology on my stocks. right after i posted that it jumped $1. you're welcome.

>>58018781
missing $G between tesla and adm

Would you buy this chart?

>>58018810
Based purely on the chart alone, no

Guys, my defense stocks are going hard.

>>58018594
That’s one cute little manlet. I’d take him in and give him a good home. After awhile I might even let him touch my lego collection.

>>58018810
Behind every chart there's a company. In this case, a fashion platform... for Europoors? Who have no money.

>>58018810
hell yea, looks like it's about to add a 4th run.

>>58017911
My how horrifying.
>>58018347
I see, so if amd tanks he buys it at the dumpster price then forces someone to buy amd from him at 160. Fascinating. Thank you.

you know if i believed in conspiracy theories i would say MMs were trying to pin NVDA just below $900 for all that options premium.

tyson's foods is hiring illegal migrants while firing americans

short before the trumpist boycott

Uhh bros, this is the beginning of WW3 isn't it. This is a direct attack against the US.

>>58018824
They actually make like 4b revenue per year, but somehow they don't make a profit....

>>58018639
He never actually owned any. He's probably the same person as the Bayhorse shill. There are people that come here that shill bad investments just to get anons here to lose money. Its a game to them

>>58018849
They probably don't have a profit license from the king.

>>58018781
I just looked at SOFI
its been prairie dogging 7$ all day. some rich people must not want 7$ puts to be itm

>>58018846
Attacking our fast food industry is certainly an agitation, but that's not necessarily going to draw us into a war. No, for that they need to attack our baby murder and anal sex facilities.

>>58018846
How the hell does this even happen?
Do they have like one origin DB server that every McDonalds has to connect to for tickets/inventory? Why?

>>58018846
Down in the UK as well.

>Begin ze cyber pandemic

>>58018837
This is why Pilgrim's (White) Pride Corporation is the official /smg/ recommendation in the sector.

Well, them and CALM.

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>>58018738
>The borzois would pursue the wolf along with the horsemen and yapping curs. Once the wolf was caught by the borzois, the foremost rider would dismount and quickly dispatch the wolf with a knife.
They loom silly and are very affectionate but they were bred to be wolf killers.

>>58018810
yup it's so patently obvious how that's gonna go just by looking at it.

locking in

>>58018378
well in that sense yeah. im not calling a crash here. its more caution

>>58018858
No they did not.

>>58017775
Sounds amazing. Just need the part where all jooz are exiled to israel.

>>58018837
>>58018869
Listen man I worked for Tyson... if the migrants want to work in a freezer let them. That shit fucking sucks.

If you don't denounce them in this warning message a grabber will steal your gains today

>Fed Seen Sticking With Three 2024 Cuts Despite Higher Inflation
Really?

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>>58018832
Let's cool it with the anti semitic remarks

>>58018819
we are at defcon 3 and macron is desperate to prove he isn't gay.

I'm getting my first divvies next month

>>58018906
Way too early.

Sold my puts. Made 60% gains. Will go back in oj monday once the media carches up with the market and decides what it will do for the next month.

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>>58018901
>Just like the FED was going to cut 6 times this year, just like the had to cut in 2023, just like the FED won't dare raise rates beyond 1%, just like the FED will never raise rates because it will break everything.
These Uppity Jews are desperate for cheap money it must be worse then they are letting on. Powell won't cut until 2025 at the rate.

>>58018901
They will cut in March.

>>58018969
It is march

NYCB almost at $4 again. Has anyone seen rocker?

>>58018554
ive been working as a waiter for about 11 years now and i talk the like you described it. doesnt make sense for me to change professions since i work in a family business since ill inherit it in about 3 years time. i think the girls around me are quick to "figure me out" and just conclude that im a boring person. i dont know my autism prevents me from explaining it well

>>58019025
Stop working for your parents and get social skills at a construction yard

>>58018846
>Burgertown has fallen

>>58019018
I'm right here bub, doing better than ever

>>58018510
How far out do you typically sell them out for? I guess time and strike price percent above current?

>>58019059
>get social skills at a construction yard
Is this some sort of a new meme?

Copperbros we are ripping hard. Also, I fail to see why FED would cut anytime soon. As long as the economy is this strong, why cut? These rates are below the historic average... and yet the economy is growing at a good pace. No cut necessary. They have been printing money all this time anyway

>>58019093
I have 100 $5 calls expiring 4/5. Whatre the odds this makes me 5 figures this month? Or should I buy calls further out?

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>>58018769
no you mongs i dont want to wagecuck and dca into an index cuck I need to a quick 3 which I would have had if I went all in on MSTR as I intended instead of listening to fucking bogletards

>>58019137
Hey I've got a ton of puts expiring in April.
We'll see who wins.

>>58019137
I'd probably roll the calls out to a much later date. The reverse split hasn't even happened yet. I'm bullish but I'm not that aggressively bullish to think it will be over $5 in a month.

SQQQ and GDX

>>58017622
LUNR and LULU. Anyone got advice on what to expect? Lunr doesnt really have profit but maybe some announcement?

>>58019201
I'll just sell em on the first pop, then buy more later out. Soon as this goes over $4.05 my calls will print. Cost basis of 5 cents lol. At 10 cents I double my money.

>>58019282
they have 2 more launches this year and some other news in about 1 week... and once the word gets out how significant and actually successful last month's lander was it should pop.

>>58019445
do they get paid for each successful launch or prior? im not sure of how their deal with nasa works.

>>58018999
Checked. It is definitely March.

Think its time to short silver for next week?

>>58019470
it's probably talked about in this 90 minute interview: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xa2n2-_hLPM

>>58019025
That's fair.

How do you look? Are you a handsome boi? I'm trying to figure out if girls don't like you because you have handsome serial killer swag or you're just like not great looking or whatever. No offense.

Also, being a waiter is kind of a low-tier job in women's eyes. Things will probably get better for you once you take over the business. Then you can say you're an entrepreneur. Ladies go nuts for that for some reason. You can be unemployed and just say you're an entrepreneur and they'll start dripping.

>>58018092
>Talk to more women, they're just people

Okay. It might be over

>>58018515
I got some 50c expiring on 5/17, recent moving is having me shit bricks. But this is the only large AI tech stock that hasnt had serious movement, so I believe in it. But NVDA dropping has also just moved INTC with it for some reason

I'm semi-new to lurking here.

Why do you guys (pretend to?) panic about small dips throughout the day? Are you guys really buying and selling stocks within days or weeks?

>>58020282
these nigger are trading naked options
and being dramatic for the lulz

>>58019059
kek

>>58019762
5'10'' medium lenght kind of curly hair, glasses, not fat, but not skinny either, i work out and it shows, body fat just a bit higher than it should be. cant grow facial hair. im told i look somewhat better than average. im pretty sure its just the fact i have either 0 charisma or that im a dull person

>>58020282
BUDDY LOOK AT AAPL COMPUTER

>>58020282
yes i am day trading with less than 25k to my name
one wrong move and i $ROPE

>>58020282
A lot of people buy options with leverage and can get turbo fucked if it goes in the wrong direction. It's not so much trading as gambling.

And then there are other people like myself sitting on $32,000 of VT

stock

>>58020549
>$32,000 of VT
are you from a poor country or something? take more risk man