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I caught a colleague on /biz/ in another department as I was walking by his cubicle about 30 mins ago. What should I do?

>> No.58014900

>>58014882
Is that you Steve? Stop spying on me bro

>> No.58014906

>>58014882
Roast Chicken. Just leaving this here.

>> No.58014935

I guess it could have been /lgbt/. Couldn’t see that closely.

>> No.58014991

>>58014882
Your spouse is having an affair with one of the floor cleaners. Not gonna say if the person is male or female. Bad times ahead. Just saying cause we friends.

>> No.58015021
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>>58014882
Tell HR you saw him browsing a known Nazi website.
I saw someone browsing 4chan once and I did this so he got fired, even though I also brows 4chan at work all day.

>> No.58015046
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>>58014882
when he's absent, leave one of these at his desk

>> No.58015053

>>58015021

>> No.58015093

>>58014882
STFU Steve. I spat in your coffee this morning!

>> No.58015119
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>>58014882
steve we know you browse /biz/ and we are a bunch of us at work that do it too but we dont invite you to our group because you stink all the time you need to start taking showers man

>> No.58015123

>>58014882
Report them to the SEC

>> No.58015425

>>58015021
This poster is falsifying events that never occurred

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>> No.58015840
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58015840

Send him you food pepe collection on Slack

>> No.58015901

I saw a volkswagen golf driving on the road the other day with a Chainlink sticker on the bottom left of the rear windscreen. A CHAINLINK STICKER

>> No.58016705
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hay guise

>> No.58016734

>>58015901
Did you follow him home and get his address?

>> No.58016752

>>58016705
no bearies allowed

>> No.58018184

>>58014882
what's it like working at the Fed?

>> No.58018727

print him a food pepe pic and put on his desk

>> No.58018761

>>58014882
YOU LIE

>> No.58018855
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>>58014882

>> No.58018951

I always turn my brightness all the way down at work so snoops like you can’t see what I’m browsing

>> No.58019143
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>>58014882
bring it up and get some casual banter going
whether theyre smart or retarded, its always valuable to have colleagues in this space who you can get signals from

>> No.58019160

These pepes are really cringey. any thread i see them, all fields.

>> No.58019206

>>58014882
You do NOT have a donut on top of your head.
>>58015021
You do NOT have a cinnamon bun on top of your head.
>>58015046
You do NOT have a laundry basket on top of your head.
>>58015119
You do NOT have jelly beans on top of your head.
>>58015438
You do NOT have a cupcake on top of your head.
>>58015840
You do NOT have a goldfish on top of your head.
>>58016705
You do NOT have a strawberry on top of your head.
>>58019143
You do NOT have gummy frogs on top of your head.

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>>58019206
give it back.... NOW!

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>>58019206

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>go to his computer when he's not there
>print 100 copies of french bread pepe from his work station

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>>58014882
Get him some FUN and make his year the best one in his life anon, he’ll forget about the biz momentarily

>> No.58019490

>>58015021
You are supposed to help out fellow spergs. 4chan is supposed to be freemasonry for based uncucked autists