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A new thread means a new ID

>>58010355
no

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9QnmZVAp_Q

KEK NVDA BAGGIES

THE VOICES
THEY ARE TELLING ME
FULL BULLRUSH

>>58010342
i won't be so slow next time, anon

When the Hang Seng goes up, I make money. When the Hang Seng goes down, I make even more money.

>>58010355
I'd do it if they let me be fat and didn't make me do exercise shit and wouldn't yell at me

>>58010355
lmao look at this glowie boasting a 5% match

>>58010367
>navy.com
Shouldn't it be .gov?

>>58010317
so many 0dte baggies that day

>>58010375
NVDA cost basis $178 gangsta clique.

>>58010391
kek
sometimes you bake idiots sometimes you get baked

I guess I will resume my early January plan of buying 10 SPY everyday until my cash allotment is down to only 10%. Only 1 more month to go!!!

>>58010403
navy.mil

>>58010355
I would happily defect to Russia
>unrelated
I did my tarot draw early this night.
Time to read The Hermit's wikipedia page to figure out what this means to my market performance tomorrow.

>>58010355
counterpoint: i'm arab
>>58010412
indeed

>>58010355
Our government is filled with communist fifth columnist traitors who need to be purged. So in other words: fuck off.

NDIVEA 800 EOW

>>58010400
the pension and disability insurance are pretty sweet.
they pay for my puts

>that huge red dildo on the 4h zinc/natgas ratio
It's over isn't it

>>58010437

It's blue for me

>>58010355
>5% and assisted suicide for healthcare
lmfao do zog bots really?

>>58010437
wtf is that spread?
why?

This will be my year
>>58010370
Based

hmm

>>58010355
I unironically went to MEPS last summer at 32 years old and was considering a supply corp officer position in the Navy. But then the conversations I had with the MEPS staff while doing the tests made me realize i shouldn't join. And I spoke to 3 kids who scored in the teens on the ASVAB who were shipping out for basic training. Scoring in the teens is basically illiterate. No thanks I'll just go poop in the streets of San fran or Portland

>>58010464
Beware the ides of March.

>>58010464
this means 5.1 tril of released shares that could get dumped then?

I’m buying Tesla and you can’t stop me

>>58010355
https://youtu.be/DzCoEyFqb1k?feature=shared&t=4

>>58010519
good goy

>>58010464
Tomorrow and Monday are gonna be some crazy-ass rides.

>>58010342
Talk me out of buying more Pennant Park Floating Rate for that sweet 11% yield and monthly dividend. I've already spent too much on BDC's this year and should really stop slurping.

>>58010480
its an 8th grade level test. jesus

that said its not a bad time to join if you've got shit options. you won't be deployed near term, and can coast. Reserves get deployed first. but you will put up with political bullshit for the next few years.

dont look at crypto right now

>>58010452
I think it trends pretty well without a lot of noise

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

>>58010587
yep don't see nuffin

>>58010587
why?

>>58010587
>pinkjaks are starting to appear in the catalog
emerging markets
>>58010622
btc took a fat shit it seems

>>58010587
NVDA will follow BTC, and the S&P wil follow NVDA

>>58010464
It’s the triple witching.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQnH_ae7dEA

>have no problem gambling $1000+ on options
>have to carefully and deeply consider spending $1000+ on any purchase that could actually improve the quality of my life
how do i get out of this cycle

>>58010642
NVDA has no reasonable correlation with BTC

>>58010403
The recruiting site is .com

>>58010355
lol no way am I dying for Israel. Even if they weren't fighting Hamas my country fucking hates white men. Go draft all the diversity shit you're so proud of

>>58010572
>but you will put up with political bullshit for the next few years.
Small price to pay to earn your citizenship

>>58010697
There are brown skinned savages in this thread who don’t have one of, much less both US and EU-nation citizenships. Astounding.

>>58010355
I got denied, I failed the ASVAB 5 times, ill try again once they lower the score requirement

>>58010688
They know to come here because they know a lot of us are masculine straight white guys (not by choice but thanks to this bear market) and they desperately want us. Pajeets don't fight so they will ignore the posts.

I guess I'm flattered that the US Army is coming to its senses and isn't gunning for non-straight, not-white Faggots anymore.

You can stay, Army reservist

Did anyone buy the BMW dip

>>58010661
and unreasonable correlations? We mustn't forget those.

>>58010659
I swear, I also don't want to spend 107€ on this phone (more than sufficient) and 25 euros on a good used monitor. But gamble with thousands on leverage. What the fuck do I do it for?

Aaahhhhhh, someone please tell me we are still in a golden bullrun! I feel like I'm going crazy here

Are bonds a buy again?

hello market its a me pepe
I pray that tomorrow, in the in stirring unsettling moments when the eids have begun-- but have not yet ended-- that the market makers first pump AEVA before *that* stock gets dumped.
additionally, a big tiddy goth girlfriend

>>58010834
No. They afford no entertainment value.

>>58010834
how do i into buying bonds?

>>58010659
I'll let you know after I figure it out.

>>58010831
come on anon
how often to we have a genuine inflection of market sentiment on triple witching?

>>58010842
treasury direct (dot) govt

>>58010831
Maybe next week. Don’t check the markets tomorrow

>>58010834
>>58010839
>wakes up
What did he just say here.

>>58010839
The most important kind of investment return.

>>58010842
You call your (female) broker

>>58010659
pain desu.
regret desu
suffering desu
these are the delimiters of value.

That said.
take 15 minutes or so with pen and paper, and write down your feelings about such money matters.
Put it away and let your mind gel on the feelings
in 24 hours. come back and look at it.
Evaluate them as valid or invalid feelings.
meditate on that for another 24 hours
Write down for another 15 or so minutes where you think these feelings come from. Ask your mind if there are any memories associated with this.
Write it down.
wait 24 hours.
ask yourself again the basis of these feelings.

For instance. my grandmother unconciously installed in me the spendthriftyness she learned from her mother in the depression.
her values are not my thoughtful values and are largely inappropriate for my life and goals.
There is no amount of chipped beef and gravy sandwiches I need even though its a cheap meal.

>>58010855
That sounds like a lot of work

>>58010842
That's the neat part. You don't.

>>58010834
I sold a bunch last week to rotate into stocks so yeah.

>>58010842
What >>58010855 said, but you can also buy them on the secondary market through a broker. Or buy bond ETFs.

Bonds up. Oil up. That's the way I like to, Inflation. heh

*slurp*

>>58010852
Never seen it happen. CPI and FOMC meeting are the only things that move markets now.

>>58010918
they have money.
Who else has money?

Well I did a reading on "The Market"
>Six of Swords - Declaration, confession, publicity
>Five of Pentacles - Material troubles, destitution, perhaps love

>Nine of Pentacles - Prudence, safety, success, accomplishment, discernment
>Judgment - Change of position, renewal, outcome
>Ten of Wands - Contrarieties, difficulties, intrigues, and then analogies

It seems to suggest that it will come into difficulties and that a change to a defensive position is prudent

>>58010914
not buying direct is less patriotic. We should all try to max our 10k deposit in treasuries before any taxes, tithings, or investments

>>58010852
>>58010918
Crab day tomorrow.
Slight green Monday.
Blood red Tuesday

>>58010342
looks like tommorow is gonna be another game of Hang Sang hot potato

snibbidy snabbidy :DDD

>>58010957
>+CCJ
You're right anon, everyone should be in uranium

>futures

>>58010957
why are the bugmen so bad at buying the dip

>>58010916
>Oil up
How is that good? You want oil to be cheap so travel is cheaper. Like those retirees' cruises with hot widows.

>>58010969
komm susser todd quietly plays

>>58010771
You shouldn't, that Unisoc T616 is terrible, it's only slighty more powerful than the chip in an iPhone 6s, modern Android 14 on that sounds like a nightmare, the rest of the specs have been bumped up and look impressive because they are using a 12nm garbage chip
You can get a Pixel 7 Pro for about 250-300 euros, and if you want to stay around 100, a used Poco X3 Pro is a great choice, mained that with Pixel Experience for a few months
Too bad the Xiaomi stock sucks, their phones are great

>>58010355
Yeah, but I'm from another country and 32.

>>58010285
yeah pretty much. they end up with a really good sense of when the pendulum is about to revert

>>58010932
seems like theres gonna be some news.

>>58010932
Better to just roll a magic 8 ball desu

>>58010400
where do you work?

>>58010342
I have 46 shares of AMD. What is my exit strategy?

>>58010934
>We should all try to max our 10k deposit in treasuries before any taxes, tithings, or investments
What do you mean? Is there some tax rule about buying $10k of Treasury securities on the primary market?

>>58010993
The Chinese markets are pure dumb money ripe to harvest.

>>58011041
sell and buy something you can afford 100 shares in

>>58011030
Ive found my readings to be more accurate than not. It's all for fun anyways. Might as well flip a coin. Fundamentals havent mattered since 2008

>>58010736
What's your IQ, 50?

>>58011055
They see Trump and Truth Social on the rise

>seeing nonstop suicide posts on "other places" about TSM not pumping
>paragraphs of people saying its not a 3 month play
>people completely shitting on intel, amd, amat, amsl etc
>especially intel
>like especially especially intel

Yeah I've seen this one before.

The Nikkei has finally recovered from its 1989 crash... Where are my nip chads at?

>>58011111
oh damn quints for INTCels worldwide

>>58011060
Why 100?

>>58011055
> All Chinese economy depends on debt-financed housing
> 2024 All housing construction stops
wew

>>58011053
https://www.treasurydirect.gov/savings-bonds/i-bonds/
>Is there a maximum amount I can buy?
>in a calendar year, one SSN or one EIN may buy:
up to $10,000 in electronic I bonds, and
up to $5,000 in paper I bonds (with your tax refund)

I'm sure theres things to do around it that I am unaware completely to or don't understand and I doubt market bonds don't have it apply when resold.
^ just me assuming things not financial advice

FOMC is either going to be dovish or neutral, either way the status quo is maintained and we pump. Then they cut rates and we pump even more. It's going to be like 2021. In October so many people are going to be buttmad that they sold at the first bear trap.

>>58011111
Checked.

>>58010980
>embrace tradition

>>58010932
i like this method of choosing strategies, thanks anon.
i wonder what zodiacs do best in a clown market

>>58011128
Options, you can wheel and collect income and get a slight discount via premium

>>58011139
I had a girl that looked like this fart on my nuts when we were doing doggy and I was laughing so hard she got mad and left.

>>58011131
Oh, the annual maximum on series I savings bonds. Savings bonds are different from Treasury bills/notes/bonds since there's no secondary market. If yields go down, you can't sell them for a profit. You can only redeem them for the accumulated value.

>>58011136
Aren't most election years dovish?

hello jerome thank you for taking our questions i would just like to ask you what is a good stock thank you

>>58011111
Impressive. Very nice.

>>58011131
No point in buying ibonds that only have a fixed rate of 1.3% when you can get short term treasuries that provide similiar yield to an Ibond

>>58011139
Weird video. People don't say things like that to other people.

>>58011195
>1980
>1992
>2000
>2008
>2020
Fuck no you fucking retard.

>pornhub banned in Texas
>crypto and stocks crashing
>coworker rejected my sexual advances

worst day of the year so far!

>>58011260
My guy we pumped so hard in 2020

>>58011263
North Carolina apparently had a porn ban too

What is Nevada going to? I am mildly nervous and new at gambling with charts.

>>58011267
There was a crash though. Crashes always happen in election years.

>>58011232
It's inflation+1.3% for up to 30 years. That might be very valuable in the future, depending on what happens to the economy.

>>58011263
>coworker rejected my sexual advances
What's his name anon?

Is it time for SMG to start buying Japanese car stocks? I think so.

>>58011269
We keep porno mags covered up in retail stores and forbid kids to go anywhere near them, but a single tap of a mouse button gets the little tyke access to German scat porn. This needs to be remedied. It's fuel on the civilizational fire.

>>58011274
Or.. I could just play bonds in the secondary market with no holding restrictions. If the Ibonds had an actual real fixed rate value it would be worth buying. As is, it's a poor choice.

>>58011283
fakk yuu mikposter!!

>>58011272


> S&P 500 has correctly predicted the outcome of every presidential election based on its price movements in the three months leading up to the election.

Is pic related bearish? Are we gonna see another surge of massive layoff waves?

>>58011263
>>58011269
Utah too but why would I need porn?

>>58011366
When I go to Ikea, I always get some Swedish meatballs for lunch, then buy some Swedish chocolate bars on the way out
I haven't been to Ikea in a long time though

>>58011301
only lesbians drive subaru

>>58011316
what is american obsession with german porn? Its utterly bizarre

>be greedy when others are fearful
>don't try to catch a falling knife

so what exactly are you supposed to do? buy at the top?

>>58011357
So tell us how you were rejected
>>58011359
So who is going to win? Personally I think Biden has no shot. Out of all of the democrat voters I personally know. They have either voted for Nikki Haley or are already coping with the idea of Trump being president again. It would be nothing short of a miracle if Biden somehow gets a second term.

>>58011397
The Swamp will do whatever it has to. So will Big Media. So will Social Media.

>>58011405
Most democrats genuinely hate biden at this point. Honestly I kind of hope he gets another term because the destruction and embarrassment will be 10x worse than the first 4 years and will likely create another wave of newly republican voters. I wouldn't be surprised if the DNC doesn't just purposely crash this election and change strategy to bashing trump for 4 years instead.

>>58011383

>>58011395
Horseshit about falling knives is what cuckolded cowards who don’t make any money say. If your premise is solid then a discount is a discount.

>>58011395

I thought the top was 30,000.

>>58011478
Jesus how much money do you have?

>>58011427
>Most democrats genuinely hate biden at this point.
That has fuck all to do with election results, particularly in swing states. They already know they can commit fraud in broad daylight and violate their own laws -- on immigration -- and get away with it. This country needs an enema.

Good job on your paper account

>>58011499
checked
kekked
dubby wubbies

I bought pbr call but it keeps hyper farding between 14.7 and 15 having a red day when other oilers had a solid green.

>>58011321
Yeah, I think I understand what you mean. 1.3% real yield isn't particularly impressive. Historically, the 10-year real TIPS yield has usually been higher than 1.3%, even if it's also spend years below that.

And yeah, the holding restrictions and size restrictions make the savings bonds even less useful.

The savings bonds have other advantages, but they are admittedly minor: they can compound tax-free, redemption is tax-free if you use the money for education expenses, and they give a kind of deflation bonus because the total rate can never go below 0%.

>>58011478

>>58011498
>they already know they can commit fraud
In 2020, yes but I doubt they can do it again. I don't think even the DNC imagined Biden's term would be such an absolute disaster. Everyone is on high alert for election fraud in the 2024 election. Their best chance is to concede this election, and push gavin newsom in 2028.

>>58011437
I know some people have gotten it to generate Apu frogs, but can you get it to do Peepo? What about Marv, or Honkler?

>>58011518
1.3% fixed yield is criminally low. We've had a whole year of 5.5% fed rate.. if the fed dropped the rates by 420bp overnight the 30 years bond face value on secondary market would more than double. Meanwhile the Ibonds might give additional yield from inflation... It had capped out at 8.9% last year but then that yield quickly disappears because no fixed rate value.

>>58011449
You definitely do not want to catch the knife. DCA'ing calamities is a surefire way to baghold for an obscenely long time, even if you buy all the bottoms.

I wonder what my engagement would be if I made a finance YT channel with weelly tarot readings

>>58011640
Do it, it would take the stress off of me a little

>>58011478
>winrate
I have never used tastylive but I assume this is the options gambling site tastylive's interface?

>>58010355
HAHAHA you niggers leave your own to die on the streets like animals.

>>58011283
>Hey Rocket how've you been? Still working at the restaurant?
>Nah man, got fired for sticking my cock in the dishwasher.
>LMAO you idiot, but wait did anything happen to the dishwasher?
>Yeah, he got fired too.

Advil is gonna be the next Bud Light kek

>>58011674
What, are they running a tranny ad campaign now?

>>58011601
1.3% real yield only seems okay when you think about the crazy-low rates in the recent past. Savings accounts were paying basically 0% interest for many years after the GFC. In 2012 and 2020, 10-year TIPS real yields were negative. Those are the situations that savers hate.

>>58011640
you might attract a normie audience on accident

>>58011651
How many views do you get, also do you have sponsors or ads?

>>58011654
no, they don't have anything that lets you track other than a shitty made csv

Yesterday I literally put my whole net worth into MDGL
I closed the day at -10% because the market decided to shit its pants on its own
But Grug no sell Grug have strong hand
Now it's up 23% after hours
I guess I regret a bit that I could have just bought it today after the dump and made an extra 10%
But anyways as long as they don't find a reason to gigadump it before 9:30 I'll be OK, and my rent will be OK for the next couple of months as well

>>58011654
Win rate is daily
237/(237+130)=64.58%

i'm thinking msft 0dte calls

>>58011694
He is sponsored by his wife's company COVER. In fact, they are sending him this little figure of her soon™

>>58011693
I'm happy to post here but I wouldnt necessarily shill it. I'd welcome normalfags just for the ability to get a little extra pocket money from ads.

>>58011704
Dont count your chickens before they lay eggs.

>>58011683
Black Pain Matters

>>58011492
Only 900k in trading account

>>58011732
ESG is ruining everything

>>58011694
Less than 100
>do you have sponsors or ads
kek

>>58011712
>For those involved in MSFT 0DTE calls, it's a stark reminder of the perils of overconfidence and the pitfalls of neglecting solid, long-term financial strategies in favor of the ephemeral gains of speculative trading.
Pepe says no.
try puts tomorrow in lieu of calls!
good luck homie

>>58011732
That stuff makes you infertile. Based eugenics advil.

>>58011732
What the fuck.

>>58011732
Can't wait to see all of the blacks file lawsuits over their kidneys getting shut down from chugging bottles like its water. I'm shorting right now kek.

>>58011640
Do me

>>58011732
>advil woke
>haleon says to trust our science
>trannies finna start putting hrt in childrens vitamins
>feminized children will buy apple products
buy apple

>>58011602
If your investment premise is solid then a discount is a discount. You think you can time tops and bottoms by drawing chicken bones in the charts?

>>58011758
You know theyll just steal pain meds anyways. Safe bet

>AMD

>invest in companies with exclusively white or east asian board members
>win
it's really that simple

>>58011821
>china

>>58011821
or indian

>>58011856
Blackrock has already loaded up on cheap China stocks

>>58011732
Blackrock is pushing too far. This is all going to blow up on them so badly. I do not believe arguments of Blackrock is too big to fail, too powerful.

>>58011732
This is why I sell fentanyl mixed with horse tranquilizer only in black neighborhoods.

>>58011880
Based lad.

>>58010554
Equity vs yield is what you need to look at

>>58011640
stop that devil stuff its not good for you and you will lead yourself and other people to evil with that.

>>58011786
Now fair warning, I've only really ever read for myself so I have no idea how accurate this is for (((you))) in general

>Four of Wands - Repose, concord, harmony, prosperity, peace
>King of Pentacles - Vice, weakness, ugliness, perversity, corruption, peril
You're in a general state of comfort or growth, but you need to watch out for bad habits or veering off course

>Two of Swords - Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty
>The Emperor - Stability, power, aid, protection, conviction, reason
>Eight of Swords - Disquiet, difficulty, opposition, accident, treachery, unforeseen, fatality
The two and eight of swords implies someone might not be as reliable as you think, and that you should act reasonably towards the situation in order to avoid further trouble. Perhaps they are acting in their own interests? Fuck if I know

>>58011880
Why kill your customer base? Crackbabies are passive income

>>58011959
Alright me next

I missed out on the smug pepe plushies, but I'm not going to miss out on the flurk plushies.

>>58011979
Perhaps tomorrow, I'm already over an hour late to bed

>>58011993
Cmon man I need to know

>>58011959
Do a reading for NYCB please

tomorrow is going to be interesting....

>The celebrity CEO has discussed filing for bankruptcy at one of his biggest companies. It would definitely grab some headlines. Elon Musk/”Tesla”

>>58011997
>>58012007
Alright I'll do these two but that's it

>>58012017
Tomorrow is going to fucking suck dick. If it doesn't pump like crazy it's fucking crashing. If it does pump it's still going to crash next week.

>>58011255
Feel better anon.

>>58011971
>Crackbabies are passive income
Yield hasn't been good since the 90s.

>>58012017
Triple witching days are often boring, actually.

>>58012019
he said what

>>58012032
I'll give you a mention in my next video

>>58012062
Why would you curse him like that? Everything in your videos is fucking cursed and turns to shit. You are an absolute nigger

>>58012019
Eh? Twitter?

Beware the ides of March.

>>58012084
It's that time of the month huh?

>>58012071
One man's suffering is another man's pleasure.

>>58012109
Is that really necessary Johnny fathands Rocker? Really?

>>58010355
based, bring back looting and confort girls and I will serve

>>58012129
kek

>>58010659
Fancy table does not have a potential to bring in 100% extra value. Buy something sturdy but never ever overpay for a fancy bullshit that falls apart in 2 years or that you have to baby meticulously

COPPERbois are we back? My copper investments are starting to pay off. No idea when to sell though.
This isn't like tech which just keeps running and you can be sure to keep running.

>>58012146
Based, my comfort is their rape.

>>58012048
They said the same thing about crypto

Uh, buddy, look at buttcorn computer.

>>58012187
Is it too late 5o get into Crypto?

>>58011959
Thank you very much, anon. It's interesting to say the least

>>58012062

>>58011997
>Justice - Law, bigotry, bias, excessive severity
>Ten of Wands - Difficulties, contrarianism, intrigues
This makes it sound like you have your own ideas about trading. On the surface, it makes it sound like you'd be a SOXL trader, but everyone here is contrarian to a certain extent. Maybe this week/month try going with the trends rather than doing something new and innovative

>Six of Wands - Apprehension, treachery, weariness of others
>Four of Pentacles - Suspense, delay, opposition
>Page of Wands - Favorable testimony, faithfulness, envoy
I read these as "just do it" and good results will come from it
Obviously take these with a grain of salt or interpret it your own way, that's just the way I read it, like don't dump your life savings into NVDA just because I posted this

>>58011959
Isn't the two of swords more I tuned with spiritual meaning? Just curious

Why the fuck did Nvidia dump bros? I wanted to get to 1000 by the end of the week...

>>58012166
Where can I get a cute chubby asian girlfriend like that?

sirs stop redeeming the crypto for stocks and hookers

>>58012251
Bro I love my Asian women built like a fridge. I don't know what it is but it gets my dick so hard. I miss the fucking girl next door look instead of the dyed hair, whack haircut, piercings, tattoos, and ear gauges fucking women are doing.

>>58012251
Wonder if it'll go to 600

>>58011949
My portfolio gets taxed on total value, so going for high yield but zero growth stock is not as crazy as it might seem. That's why I'm gonna buy PNNT instead of PFLT, turns out it's got a fat 12.5% yield.

>>58012221
>Maybe this week/month try going with the trends rather than doing something new and innovative
He'll be bagholding moon stocks

Someone tell me adobe is gonna drill another 30 bucks and open at 470.

Please

>>58012228
Maybe, everyone has their own spreads and interpretations. I'm literally just pulling the supposed direct meanings from the handbook that came with the deck (Rider-Waite)

>Two of swords - a hoodwinked figure balances two swords upon her shoulders
>Conformity and the equipoise which it suggests, courage, friendship, affection, concord in a state of arms, intimacy
>Reversed: Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty

But the art itself can have meaning. For example, the Magician card can represent the journey someone goes on spiritually, as it features all four suits on it (cups, wands, swords, pentacles) as well as the infinity sign as well as the white wand pointed "as above, so below". The white and red robes are evocative of Jesus and can symbolize rebirth (spiritually) as the roses can show that his growth has bloomed. The booklet says nothing about this. The symbolism of infinity is quite an interesting concept (pic related). In any case, interpret things as you will, since you personally will have more meaning from it than I will.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH FUCKING CHINKS

>>58012290
what was adobe's iv when you bought them? Did you read any of the symbols and numbers when you bought the options other than strike price?

Can’t wait to become a millionaire with my 1k shares of SAVE. They are going to take huge profits with their chad airbuses while the virgin Boe-nigger planes are out of service. Stock back to $15 by the end of this year. Worst case, they crab until getting a big fat interest free bailout from tax cucks. Kek..imagine paying taxes…

>>58012291
I mean it's sorta correct because I was dealt a professional blow yesterday, but the spread also points towards my spiritual growth. I've read somewhere that the two of swords is the step before the empress card. The vice is gambling and making money on stocks while I take lightly my spiritual practice. Will I finish my spiritual path in this lifetime?

>>58012342
Oh brother

>>58012337
The majority of my stuff was calls bought in Feb. I sold some of the ones in profit yesterday. Bagheld a bunch way otm with stupid ivs.

However I bought lotto puts just in case it went totally sideways. I'm talking 485p 3/15 being the closest to itm right now. Absolute garbage with an iv of 165% to cap it off

>>58010342
0.6% CPI! How am I just hearing about this today. WE ARE FUCKED. I got 1 mil in TMF and don’t feel so good.

Since this is a reading for a specific ticker, I thought it would be fun to slap the ticker and date on it to see how well it ages (probably not well, it's just for fun). Also I fumbled and dropped a bunch of cards while shuffling, not a good omen

>Seven of Cups - Desire, will, determination, project
>Six of Swords - Journey by water, way, or route; envoy, commissionary
I'm reading this as more literal as it "treading water" by means of various plans and shit

>The Tower - Obstacles, oppression, tyranny
>The Sun - Material happiness, marriage, contentment
>King of Wands - Dark man, friendly, countryman, generally married, honest and conscientious
There are two cards which reference "marriage" which is interesting in this context based on what we know about it. Could NYCB be acquired by a larger bank? It seems to imply some kind of obstacles (insolvency) that are overcome by mutual agreement.

I get up and get hammered before work but not enough to the point where people smell booze on my breath. I'm fucking drunk right now. I hate life

>>58012368
You seen the film Holy Mountain?

>>58012344
The problem with any kind of tarot or reading is that the cards are so generalized, you can combine any two concepts and you can probably find some kind of way to make it apply to any situation. But use it as a starting point for something else. You're aware of your issues and you have more information than anyone else, so hopefully you'll come out better than how you started

>>58012384
Yeah it is a reflection on the magicians path in this twisted and fucked world.

>>58012376
That’s what life is all about. I am going to charter out an entire Spirit plane just to get drunk with the flight attendants on my lap and enjoy the view from a mile high… just like where this stock is going

>>58011263
In addition to Texas, Pornhub has reluctantly blocked site access for people in other states with age-verification laws, including Arkansas, Louisiana, Mississippi, Montana, North Carolina, Utah and Virginia.

>>58012387
Hopefully, brother. Tarot cards usually show you a photograph of future events; stilled. Divination cards like the keiper and lenormand decks are usually very ITM... Only people with divine eye triggerings are able to see the future.

>>58012384
I have not, but just reading the plot seems like it would be right up my alley

>>58012433
Also check out a dark song

>>58012433
Dude, absolute must. It’s arty though…
>>58012443
How spooky is it? I hate jump scares.

anyone slurped the rivian dip?

>>58011794
You can read the writing on the wall when there's nothing but bad news. Won't be the first out but certainly won't be the last.

>>58012451
Hmm, it's subtle and not many jumps scares. It's also showing you how real ceremonial magic is like. Give it a watch, you'll like it

>>58012400
Same as the first matrix movie. It's all there literally kek

>>58012327
The fuck is going on with China?

>>58012462
>It's also showing you how real ceremonial magic is like
I don't know if I would ever go that far... I could probably have an in with masons or knights of columbus if I really wanted to pursue something, but I have commitment issues and like to keep my options open. If nothing else, I like to learn a little bit about everything and succeed by my own merits. But on the other hand, there's a lot of things that are only possible with teamwork

>>58012456
My sister had the misfortune of dropping $1500 in RIVN when it ipo'd. Lost about 80% of it before she cut it.

>>58012460
I saw something that suggested if you long or short a stock with the trend you'll generally win more often than not. Big dips usually happen for a reason

>>58012480
maybe they just aren't cut out for capitalism

>>58012499
>Lost about 80% of it before she cut it.
damn that's nasty.

>>58012516
Maybe it’s the tyrannical oppression, or the demographic crises, or the foundation of statistical lies. What ever it is I somehow don’t think it’s too much capitalism that is the problem…
>>58012462
Debating trying some magic experiments. Someone on here convinced me to give it a try.

It just keeps DUMPING it's fucking OVER

>>58012533
To be fair, how many people jumped into investing (myself included) in 2020 when everything was going up, had no idea of proper risk mangement, and had never been through a complete market cycles? For better or for worse, women are usually considered a top signal for a reason. Same with normalfags talking about crypto in public; regardless of how you feel about it long term, the average person giving out investment advice is not bullish

>>58012499
I just know this intuitively, but if you ask me, if you really want to delve into real spiritual practice I know the way to it and it's free, it's true and sooner or later one sees for themselves the truth, which can destroy lives but also mend them. You are your own teacher, in he end, but it's always great to have a guide at the beginning.

>>58012551
>tyrannical oppression, or the demographic crises, or the foundation of statistical lies
what no the U.S. are fine

>>58012551
>Debating trying some magic experiments. Someone on here convinced me to give it a try
Don't do it

I thought anycolor was safe to slurp because lawsuits from either side wouldn't hold up in court

>>58012554
....yeah

>>58012553
Post denethor memes

>>58012499
I was more getting at reading news that continually says that things will get bad and there will be no intervention. Little corrections here and there shouldn't affect the Bogle disciples. However statements like "we're going to raise rates way more than 75 bps until we're at 2%" and "No bailout for Lehman Brothers" are gigantic red flags to GTFO until something unbreaks things. Spill your blood in the street first so that by the time everyone else bleeds out you've already gotten your transfusion.

>>58012553
Which one, stocks or crypto?

>>58012555 (checked)
If there's a fairly reasonable way to do it (ideally without requiring a lot of interaction with someone) I'd look into it, like a sort of wham moment for the psyche

Sell MSTR (if you still can)

>>58012609
It's reasonable. Just keep your precepts and be consistent with your practice, doesn't matter if it's 30 mins a day.
https://library.dhammasukha.org/uploads/1/2/8/6/12865490/the_path_to_nibbana__d_johnson_f18.pdf

Women are so selfish and self centered it's ridiculous

is sunrun a good buy at this price or can it go lower?

>>58012631
What happened this time anon?

Man, didn't know SMG was so comfy in after hours

>>58012624
I'm having a quick read through it now. I don't have a lot going on in my life and I've been pretty bored so this might occupy me for a few days or weeks. If nothing else, the abandonment of desire seems like "psychology" and any amount of self awareness should also have the benefit of improving my trading, eg by not chasing things or being emotional about shit. Thanks anon

>>58012645
I don't have to go into detail, any man that's dealt with women for long periods of time knows. Don't hit me with this "who hurt you shit"

I have a bitch in my life that broke up with me and expected me to chase her, surprise I didn't, and I moved on. Now she is bitter and pissed off I got a new job, a new girl, and I'm even enjoying some success in my hobbies that she hated me doing. A mutual friend of mine is telling me she has been talking mad shit about me and talking about how abusive I am when I never fucking laid a hand on her. If I did this bitch would have called the cops. I don't get this shit, even the ex's that did me wrong I'm always happy to see them moving on in life and doing better but this bitch wouldn't be happy unless I was miserable. She even said when we broke up she wasn't cool with the fact I would move on and be happy. Fucking ridiculous

>>58012571
I’m a comfy millionaire. It’s not that I’m looking for a demonic butler, I just want some proof, any proof that there is more than just atoms. That’s why I said experiment. Only reason I haven’t done it as I’m 90% sure it’s a waste of time.

>>58012499
>could probably have an in with masons or knights of columbus
I thought the knights of columbus were decrepit old catholic, on the same level as the rotoary club

>>58012694
I am reminded of the time on 8ch when anons tried to create a tulpa to have a waifu. I don't know whether it was inducing schizophrenia in themselves or something else, but I would say that anything you do should be done with conviction and purpose

>>58012686
You're welcome, hope you have a good time with it at least. Just remember to take everything lightly...
>Abandonment of desire seems like psychology
It's not, trust me on this. This is (spiritual) financial advice.

>>58012698
Oh probably, I haven't really looked into any sort of fraternal societies, beyond being able to recognize some of their symbolism and being polite to them when I notice it. I actually got one of their ceremonial dress swords from a yard sale about 10 years ago, I think it's worth like $350 or so according to ebay, so if I wanted to join them, it gives me a pretext to interact. I know one or two people who could probably set me up with a mason invitation but that has its own headaches with it

>>58012694
>I just want some proof, any proof that there is more than just atoms.
Yes but also no. The truth is simple but complex as well, only with seeing it for yourself will you know without anybody telling you otherwise. It's a paradox... When wisdom arrives paradoxes are resolved.
>it’s a waste of time
No, but stay away from interacting with other realm beings because you're gonna have a bad time, specially if you're just someone that wants to see if it exists or not. There are very benevolent beings, but also being that are in great despair that will scare you greatly.

I'm not a millionaire, I'm just looking for financial stability to provide for my mother and be able to continue my monk lifestyle kek

>>58012690
The saying about 'the best revenge is living well' pertains, I think, specifically to revenge against women. It irritates them beyond all reason. For years. Their entire lives even. Nothing drives a woman mad like an ex being happy and successful and married to a nice girl who is prettier and smarter than her.

>>58012761
I’m pretty familiar with koans. I’ve gone as far as philosophy can take me. I now need to see something more empirical.

>>58012775
I don't feel that way about any of my ex's though, even the ones that cheated. I'm happy to see them doing well in life and I'm hoping they are being good to the person they are with. It seems so petty to wish ill on yout ex's. I mean it didn't work, just get over it. You don't own that person. Normally I wouldn't even care she is talking shit about me but my friend just messaged me this story that she is meeting up with mutual friends at a bar and just telling people I'm an abusive narcissist. She fucking threatened to kill herself after the breakup when she realized I was just going to move on and I was dumb enough to believe it at that the time when it was all just for show. Fucking total guilt trip.

>>58012775
I've heard it described by other anons that theyre only good for reproducing and homemaking. I can see the historical basis for this; men would go out and hunt, or else provide income for them, while the wives would remain at home and either look after the youth or prepare meals, supporting him, perhaps gossiping with other women.
Men have had an active role for thousands of years and women a more passive one; even independent tiktok thots hit "the wall" and get desperate, falling for the maternal instincts. Because of their passive role, it makes sense that they get jealous and catty of other women because they are competition, while men tend to compete more jovially and cooperatively. Really a lot of the problems stem from post WW2 empowerment and social media

>>58012797
Forget zen, concentration based meditation isn't the path because you're trying to hard until something breaks. If you want proof then practice and see for yourself. Oh I know how you feel, I've been in your shoes couple of years ago.

shanghai collapse candle within two more weeks, 10yr to 4.6% within 2 months.

the spirit world, god, synchronicity, is all real (i used to think the universe and everything in it farted into existence until i learned im retarded, but not that retarded) im going to bed, goodmorning

BUY BUY BUY GET YO BAGS ON WE'RE IN A NEW PARADIGM

>>58012761
>The truth is simple but complex as well, only with seeing it for yourself will you know without anybody telling you otherwise. It's a paradox... When wisdom arrives paradoxes are resolved.
I hate navel gazing nonsense like this so fucking much.
Know that if you were within arms reach I would slap you.

>>58012874
>Upper body of a man
>female lower body
What did they mean by this

>>58012423
Are there any specific resources you'd recommend, or does it just come down to feeling and intuition?

>>58012874
Debt, 30 Nasdaq P/E, Bond vigilantes, and most important inflation and the priced in pivot. I have a lot of concerns, the economy isn’t one of them.

>>58012365
Lol should have been fucked for awhile, you probably won't dump more than 100k from here

>>58012876
>>58012896
Duality of man.
>>58012761
Well I wish you luck brother.

bakiung

>>58012909
Worst thing I ever held, hope you are right. I should of listed to Jamie Dillion.

>The IRS is allowing more Americans to qualify for the Fresh Start Program

Bros what stocks do I pump over this shit? It all sounds like a terrible idea like BNPL programs...

>>58012896
Opening the divine eye. Or quieting the mind enough that that little gut instinct of yours speaks. But basically you got to have that attribute, which emotional type of people have. People can develop those attributes through practice but it requires a lot of work

>>58012876
It's called supramundane knowledge for a reason,anon. It's all you basically, but not the you you think you are kek, to speak of it is to creat mental obfuscations for the layman so to say, that's why people don't talk about it

>>58012910
Thank you very much, brother. Same to you and I hope you have a great experimentation period

>>58012922
>>58012922
>>58012922
>>58012922
baked

>>58012443
>>58012451
Can confirm,a dark song is awesome and the best movie about ritual magick I’ve ever seen. It’s the real deal