/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>58005508

triple witching

>>58005495
When market go up, everyone smart. When market go down, everyone smart, except you.
What have you been doing?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yMzyleT2FqY

Adobefags on suicide watch

>>58005508
Retoasting in new bread
Bought 17500 in UUUU today at close. Still have 120k in dry powder. Looking for long term holds. i have a bullish feeling around uranium due to drumpf pushing it pretty hard last election cycle. Anyone have any recommendations or should I just dca into UUUU?

>>58005535
Well I'm still making money, but I was just doing some gambling on the side

Up up up

My investments are in great companies. They will come back.

I lost 10k in the last week. I need to take a break, take my 3k I have left and get my head right.

this market can EAT MY POOP
Verification not required.

>>58005541
>>58005449
UUUU is somewhat of a meme and a lot of their industry is rare earth elements instead of uranium. Thankfully you bought at the lower end of the range. SRUUF is for U price speculation and URNM gives you foreign exposure (Kazatomprom). UEC is the better domestic company (i swapped my 4U to UEC end of last year) and others have said Cameco is good (i own none).

tough day

>folio about to get raped by bobo
>crypto bullrun crumbling
>losing my job to pajeets in about 2 months
what is this pattern called?

>>58005541
Why would you bother carrying an RPN calculator? Have a paper notebook with a log table written in the back. Do this enough times and you'll have it memorized.

every time realty income takes a shit i buy $500 worth.

Why shouldn't I just put all my money into SPY?

It looks like it's better for growing my savings than a 4.5% APY HYSA. And I don't have to worry about betting on the wrong horse like with stocks.

>>58005534
Tender Anime feet in my mouth hole

pie day already i feel like it was just heckin' mar10 day

I'm getting a free pizza from Pizza Hut tonight (ticker: YUM) for Pi Day. All's well that ends well.

>>58005572
The 4 steps to the rope

>>58005557
Poorfags should stay away from options.
>>58005579
Based.

>>58005508
Post the best technical analysis that you guys follow to learn

>>58005606
W-what's the 4th step?

>>58005596
that's a fine piece of work
architecturally speaking

>>58005567
CCJ underperformed recently. I have more NXE and UEC bags as a result

>>58005553
>t. grandpa still holding his KODK shares

>>58005586
Why not?
As long as you're fine with something like:

2022: -19.44%
2018: -6.24%

happening at some years.

Cigna recorded a new ATH today

>>58005586
It's not about betting on the wrong horse, it's about betting on the wrong era.

>>58005613
Buying (ROPE)

>>58005553
I'm telling myself the same thing

>>58005557
I'm in need of schadenfreude, and in return I offer to offer any honest advice I can give. What did you do?

>>58005616
Hello fellow UEC holder ;_;

>>58005607
I'm going all in on SPY calls tomorrow. Fuck it.

MO bros what do you think of them selling their busch stake to do buybacks?
>https://www.nasdaq.com/articles/altria-mo-plans-to-sell-partial-stake-in-anheuser-busch-inbev

why did you not when spy dipped under 12 today?

Another day another after hours completely nullifying it

any thoughts on blackberry as a long play? it's shit cheap, and their competition e.g. okta is trash.

plus its a boomer recognizable name, prime pump and dump option

>>58005662
I made money buying NVDA and DELL option, as well as ORCL. I never over leveraged and supplemented buying shares of CLS and other slow climbers. I got greedy and went all in on options this week on NVDA and it was the week the gravy train came to a halt. My ADBE calls went the other way, and I pretty much lost everything aside from around 3-4k worth of shares in my account. I sold all my long dated options and LEAPS (steady slow climbers) to get greedy in NVDA and it killed me. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck what a dumb fucking baggie

>>58005526
>>58005600
Slave girls, I like this direction

>>58005639
>inflation adjusted
>line going that high past 2020
This graph is using the official numbers and not the realistic numbers

>>58005667
We’re going to make it bro

>>58005703
>the week the gravy train came to a halt
Don't be a pussy, there's nothing fundamentally different this week. Just a bunch of doomers getting excited about -2%.

>>58005702
>>57994060
>>>57994874

>>58005586
you should but shouldn't view it the same as your savings, your savings won't lose principal at least nominally

>>58005721
>nothing fundamentally different
Aside from weeklies expiring worthless and taking down 70% of my portfolio? Yeah I guess not.

>>58005720
Hopefully, king

>>58005541
>>58005567
>SILXY

>>58005623
I guess I am? I'm talking longterm, 5+ year holds. I would just never sell unless I'm positive compared to when I bought.

I'm pretty risk-averse. I only started investing in 2018. Since then I've pretty much bought AMD, NTDOY, MSFT, TSLA, and DIS.

Bought 15 shares AMD at $85, sold at $175.

Bought 3 TSLA at $400-something, sold at $700-something.

MSFT has doubled in value since I bought it. DIS has eaten shit, but I actually expect them to rebound eventually (maybe by the time they get X-Men capeshit and Secret Wars out).

NTDOY will surge with the Switch 2, but I don't know if I ever want to sell it.

>>58005703
You reminded me of the saying,
>bears make money, bulls make money, pigs...
You've got 3k. Don't waste it.
Do nothing at all. The good thing, you know how to get it back, and you won't do that again.
If the red continues, you're gonna have a chance to get a nice dip. If the red doesn't continue, you can get back into your calls next week or next month.
Don't burn rent to prove you fucked up. You fucked up and anyone can see that. That was Options 503, a 10k tuition, and you got the A+ on the final.

>>58005702
>gets kicked out of blackberry reddit
>https://www.reddit.com/r/blackberry/comments/l6y3zg/blackberry_stock_thread_megathread/
stop shilling this. Desperation is so pathetic.

>>58005779
I believe that quote has been updated for modern times

>spend thousands of dollars on adbe atm calls
>spend 50 bucks on lotto puts
>they might actually hit and cover my losses
Don't give me hope adobe

>>58005723
thank you
>>58005720
can't wait for that 3.6% week-on-week growth. Not great, not terrible
>>58005787
lmao it just came up at work today when discussing cybersecurity policy updates, stop being a faggot and go back to your echo chamber, not everyone is on here 247

I foolishly bought a penny stock that's probably going to dump on monday. I shouldn't be investing...

How do bears see stuff like this happening and still come away with the desire to short tech?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hlD7dWp09M

bears don't kill they just start eating

>>58005572
Code?

>>58005767
What’s up with the 0 volume? Seems apt to manipulation. Chart doesn’t look bad though. What’s the bull thesis?

>>58005858
That don't impress me, much.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWcASV2sey0

should i long ADBE?

>>58005779
Thanks man. I have one 870p NVDA still riding which I guess I'll just see how it goes in the morning. Fuck, I'm just so disappointed in myself... not that I expect sympathy on /biz/ but man that's a kick in the nuts.

I'll see what to do with my last option tomorrow and just watch for a bit. Thanks for listening to me whine.

>>58005858
i'm less scared of ai bots than i am of the people who think shazaam was real

>>58005639
Gap is shrinking.

>>58005866
>What’s the bull thesis?
Sorry, anon, Trenchcoat Pepe rules. Figuring out the puzzle's half the fun!

>What’s up with the 0 volume? Seems apt to manipulation. Chart doesn’t look bad though.
Protip: Tickers ending in "Y" or "F" are usually foreign-traded shares dual listed in the US. Check SLX in Australia.

Are you shoeshine boys ready for the Greater Depression?

I started working a new software job this week and my new company uses a shit load of AMZN, SNOW, and MSFT products. and also MDB's vector database, Mongo Atlas.
I think MDB is still a buy. SNOW...idk. Capital structure looks shit given lockup

>>58005909
I've been a Photoshop/Illustrator guy since high school. Done graphic design here and there. Dabbled in Premier and Audition for various projects.

Honestly? Everyone I work with who is younger than me refuses to even touch Creative Cloud. They all just want to use Canva.

I wanted to buy stock in Canva years ago, but they still haven't IPO'd.

Canva is going to keep eating Adobe's lunch when it comes to the "graphic design that's simple enough for Betty the social media manager to do" — why hire someone with a graphic design degree who has spent years learning these programs (and pay $30/month for their Adobe sub) when you can just drop $200 per YEAR on Canva Pro and have any idiot shit out decent social graphics?

>>58005864
ibw-853

Is TSLA going out of business?

>>58005840
is it too late to get into uec

>>58005925
>people who think shazaam was real
What? Who?

>>58006000
im holding

>>58005508
My parents actually did eventually lose their house in that crash/depression. I laughed but I wish you wouldn't joke about that.

Best index down 0.29%, I'm down 0.19%
I'll take it. Most of that was from YieldMax dist coming up

Fucking NVDA niggerstock why isn't it pumping? Fuck this piece of shit

Is NVDA the new TSLA?

Kinda late to ask at 2.1T market cap.

Anyone expecting new heights for the coming years? Like 10T becoming the 1T status?

>>58006008
it's in the video
mandelafags insist it was a real movie
i personally would like to see all mandela effect/tvtropes/liminal space people genocided

>>58006000
Their charger network is still the most reliable.
There's no cheddar news spam as far as I can tell at there chargers.
I don't have anything else good to say about TSLA...

>>58006036
once the normies are buying its too late
jump on the next pump, not last year's pump

>>58006001
No, its not too late. Uranium is a commodity that should be on a 2 to 5 year upswing. But who knows :)

>>58005662
>>58005703
Tough week bros, I burned 5k last Friday on leveraged NVDA, and I've only made 300 dollars back via that so far
If tomorrow is good I could actually swing a lot of it back, but the crabbing is killing me
But you're all going to make it
>>58006058
NVDA surpassing MSFT would be insane, but perhaps the market will remain so for long enough

I'm taking out all of my money except 5k because I keep losing. Time for a fresh start.

Is there a real reason why markets can't just perma pump for eternity? I hate red days

>>58006001
absolutely not, but remember what UEC is

pretty volatile for now, and if the nazi crusade on nuclear somehow wins it's fucked, we're banking on nuclear basepower in 2-3 years to make up for the enormous energy demand mixed with renewable energy

teslafags trying to make billion dollar batteries instead but its insane

i think they do wolfram/some rare metals too but who cares.

The reality of the last decade of DEI is that we're now coming up on an emperor-has-no-clothes moment simultaneously across all areas of private industry and government. All of our decision makers in any position of power are totally incompetent, and this trend is only worsening with time. The system is vulnerable to total collapse by increasingly smaller unforeseen events, as our "leaders" become less and less competent. In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.

>>58006036
>>58006058
NVDA and the rest of big tech isn't anywhere near its peak. Nvidia has no competition right now and has more money than they know what to do with, which is getting poured into all kinds of insane projects like >>58005858. We're going to have robots and computer programs replacing all kinds of jobs in the next 5-10 years, like in a bizarro futureworld kind of way. Trillion is going to become the new billion. It's a crazy concept which is why bears have such a hard time wrapping their lil brains around it.

>>58005937
Biden will unleash the strategic cunny reserves to improve sentiment

>>58005995
i havent heard of anyone using canva, but seen plenty using krita and clip studio. if i were to use photoshop it would be with plugins for 3rd party ai services or for running local stable diffusion

>>58005572
>>losing my job to pajeets in about 2 months
Mogged

What the FUCK JUST HAPPENED WHY DID NVDA GO DOWN 30% AFTER HOURS

*POP*

Should have bought LLAP

Seeing Dune 2 this weekend and Sunday celebrations at the local pub. Gonna be a good weekend fellas

Why are retards still shilling LLAP on here lol

>>58006111
Is the one eyed man a euphemism for a penis?

>>58005567
>REE
>Meme
You won't say that if the china decoupling continues

>>58006127
Stupid broker wouldn't let me buy a call at the bottom >:(

>>58006144
I have nothing else to do and I have 20,000 shares

>>58006173
jesus fucking christ anon you have a gambling problem. LLAP is a shitcore company

>>58006072
>>58006090
thank you. I have 25k in denison, efr and urnm from a few years ago. uec looks like it might pop

>>58006181

>>58006173
Whats your average. I was at .81, but sold at 1.19. Thinking about getting back in after they post earnings on the 26th.

Can anyone help me to pay for my university semester exam fees? Its $750 and I am broke this month :'(

>>58006210
lmfao. Man LLAP gives me a bad, bad feeling. I'm not shorting LLAP anymore, and frankly, it wasn't really a good short. but im scared for longs

>>58006072
Uranium was WAY over pumped since 2020. It's finally making it back to something more relevant.

>>58006077
I'm basically even since January, because I keep dabbling in short span options.

>>58006008
scuza me, but can you point me to the free stream where i can view this movie that doesnt' exist? I don't have any of my old bookmarks from when I was watching movie media.

>>58006127
Anon, do you need to slapped? I mean, you're getting slapped, but do you need someone to physically give you a wake up? Scroll out, and ask yourself what changed about NVDA's product in the last year to do that? Am I to believe that prior to this year, nobody was working on AI, and nobody had built a single system using it? I can't out perform a single computer from 1971 on any math problem over 2 characters. If the marker is a computer pretending to talk with me, that shit was happening 30 years ago. The AI thing started before this spike in prices, and it will continue when this shit comes back down.

>>58006238
Sending negative thoughts your way.

>>58006219
My average was $0.99 until today when I bought 4000 more shares. I don’t care anymore. Either this buys me a ticket to the moon in 30 years or lockheed buys me out. Shit could go to zero, I’m not losing any sleep over it. Im never selling

>>58006238
Do you have a mouth and two knees?

I was just went to the gme thread to kek the baggies and they had the audacity to say that we're mishpachah. Are you fucking kidding me? I almost deleted my robin hood app after hearing that.

>>58006247
You do realize that Japan is restarting all their reactors right? And building more (tsunami and earthquake proof). That the world learned a lesson from Germany and never wants to be beholden to Russian gas again right? That wind and solar energy requires a baseload that wont be achievable once fossil fuels are phased out?

>>58006247

he's not talking about the future of NVDA. He's talking about the rug pull just now that got monged to $611 to fill some CME gap or whatever

>>58006312
at what price breeder reactors become profitable?

>falling for the obvious bear trap

>>58006331
No clue. My buddy is constantly shilling breeder reactors but I never looked into it. He also constantly shills thorium reactors and crypto so i mostly ignore him

>>58006334
Get fucked.

>>58005553
Hearty kek

>>58006146
Yes specifically my penis.

anon, your portfolio... yikes...

Is U.S. Treasury Bond going out of business?

>>58006353
afaik they are just too expensive with current price of uranium

>>58006312
Ok, lets use your best argument for the moment. At what point when Japan was using uranium did the prices look like they are right now?
And what the fuck do you know about solar or wind and storage? I can get enough solar to run my house all day and night from 200sqft, or 5ftx40ft in solar panels. And oh no, winter!?! The wind power outside of town will produce enough to fill the power banks for a grid. And if not, oh no, I can use brap gas in a honda.
>>58006320
That's some fucking witchy shit, someone just laundered something for someone.

And just like that, I'm only down $430 this year.

>>58006354
>TA astrology

>>58006127
The gravy train ride is over. Time take the return trip and short NVDA.

>>58005596

>>58006399
Fukashima was in 2011. The fact that you think solar and wind plus current battery tech could cover baseload for the entire market proves that you are a certified retard.

Can anyone help me to pay for my university semester exam fees? Its $750 and I am broke this month :''(

>I CANT ENOUGH OF THIS MARKET

>>58005572
Why are nips so fuckin weird

>>58005549
Yes I actually made money today, more than enough to make up for my losing options gambles, off of this one weird stock!

>>58006320
Google Finance's feed prints retarded after-hours numbers all the time. A Pajeet probably forgot to scrub some NaN from a trade reported two months late.

Imagine not buy Google in the 130s the other week when it’s fair valued at 170 and considered a buy in general. Nope lemme just buy more leveraged natural gas memes

>>58006454
Also I shouldnt need to say this but the prices in this chart aren’t scaled to our wiemar zimbabwe level inflation.

>>58006320
>missed the dip again
fuck

>>58006411
>>TA astrology

>>58005557
YOU COULD HAVE STARTED A BUSINES WITH THAT10,000

>>58006036
NVDA will dump to $600 before mooning again.

>>58006481
>he keeps his options gambles very small

>>58006488
I have $50k in fucking bitfarms, do I go all in Google?

>>58006535
Or maybe I just have A LOT of MSFT?

>>58006454
agreed, the real danger are the libtards that are trying to destroy western industry and hegemony

>jjust use less nucwear scawy
>we already have too mcuh capitalism
>muh trees lets plan for failure and then burn coal to make up for it

>>58006543
why not both?!

>>58006526
Livewithoscar

>>58006547
Cause I'm a pussy I guess...
Though MSFT is like 10% of my net worth

>>58005537
Good. “Watch” is simply not good enough.

>>58005639
https://awealthofcommonsense.com/2014/02/worlds-worst-market-timer/
DCA'ing fixes this. Just save part of your money each month in SPY. 2x ETF if you have balls.

Reminder that uranium and semis always moon at the end of a business cycle right before a financial crash. Same as it ever was.

>>58006558
never put more in a hedge than what you expect to gain over the quarter.

>>58006488
Yeah, I did that and I'm still holding. A P/E of 19 seemed surprisingly reasonable for GOOGL.

>>58006570
prove it

I went from being an NVDA bull to really wanting this to tank down another 20 points tomorrow. Watch it either runup or crab.

>>58005639
It doesn't make sense to chart the S&P on an inflation adjusted basis since the S&P committee doesn't take inflation into account when picking companies for inclusion. If they did the index would be very different since a lot of companies wouldn't make the profitability cut. Make your own index similar to the S&P except accounting for inflation and see how that chart would look. I bet it wouldn't be flat.

>>58005858
OpenAI is a nigger fraud

>>58006589
Look at the chart retard.

>>58006543
Because you borrowed every dollar you could to buy more MSFT? That would be respectable.

>>58006538
Half in 200 shares sit on it for a year+ and sell calls the whole time you’ll be thanking yourself well before next summer. That said I’m not financial analyst just a simple railroad man and this is the dedicated business section of an anime image board who’s best days were close to two decades ago

>>58006610
Give me a chart to look at please

>>58006619
No I used to work there and they just gave it to me, like they didn't want it

>>58006538
What's BITF's mining capability looking like? How many exahashes?

How much Bitcoin do they have on their balance sheet? Per share.

>>58006610
Seconding

>>58006644
Here comes the airplane! Open wide so I may spoon feed you your DD
>https://d1io3yog0oux5.cloudfront.net/_a5b19fb55293d6082ed488012060ee6a/bitfarms/news/2024-03-07_Bitfarms_Reports_Fourth_Quarter_and_Full_Year_230.pdf

>>58005703
Why don't you just wait until earnings actually take place and scalp shares in real time in the actual direction of the price action as it happens rather than buying options and relying on hope? If you'd done that you could have easily made a mint scalping ADBE short today. It went down $60 per share in the space of 10 minutes.

So what happens when a company with stocks hits bankruptcy? Most of my money is in safer things like coke and JEPI because I'm a retard, but I decided I'd throw some funny money towards Spirit Airlines back when they were in that merger talk, and now I'm just curious to see how low it will go before someone pulls the plug

>>58006670
I'm not the one with $50k invested in them, anon. I ain't reading shit.

>>58006685
>how low will it go
buddy look at LFAP

>>58006635
AI will replace this

good day sirs i hope u have bought the bayhorse pls sirs and a good day to u

>>58006686
Sqz me, I have $25k invested worth $50k. But they're planning on 20-21 EH this year, they paid off their debt and still have Bitcorn holdings, they're not bad. As long as bitcoin is a thing, they're going to make bank. Sold $40k-ish and bought Google and Microsoft

>>58006685
Full-on bankruptcy? Usually equity investors are wiped out, paid out a janny paycheck per share. People holding the company's bonds will usually get some fraction of the liquidation value.

In SAVE's case, you're hoping somebody (not JBLU) offers to buy them out for more than that. However considering it's on a direct flight to Bankruptcyville, those companies will probably hold off until the last second when they can buy the negro airline for pennies on the dollar.

>>58005586
Fuck that. If you want unleveraged ETF long term holds, split the money half between XLK and SOXX. Be a man for once and get the gains you think you deserve

>>58006713
Correction: They'll make a little bit of bank, difficulty will adjust, and they'll have to sell HODL'd coins to keep the lights on. Look up how miner stocks usually do around halvings. Or how much they historically earn.

>>58006674
My brokerage account doesn't allow shorting unless I own the underlying security.

>>58005861
I'd much rather get killed by a lion than a bear. Lions are quick while bears just sit on you and slowly devour you piece by piece while you scream and die. Fuck bears. Fuck ass bears

>>58006758
>Fuck Ass Bear crosses your path

>>58006354
Unironically a quarter-century long cup and handle. Anyone shorting big tech before they even implement AI is a fucking retard.

>>58006754
If your hater ass broker won't let you short the ponzi as you see fit then scalp longs on earnings as the opportunity presents itself until you can find a better broker. ORCL earnings the other day provided ample opportunity if you need an example

>>58006036
Sold 10k NVDA in 222% in the green today

>>58006635
>>58006653
Quit playing dumb. Look at Uranium and semis around the 2000 and 2008 crashes.

>>58006813
Congrats!

>>58006454
>the entire market
See that, that's called cherry picking, as well as straw man. It's not a way to "win" since you just get jacked with reality. I never said that.

What you haven't answered is what I'm going to do with the extra wattage I get from the extra 50square feet that gives me way more than the average 1.2 kW/hr the US home uses. You also haven't answered to reduced energy load machines.
And, oh, yeah, I mentioned Brap Gas, which your nigger face apparently didn't even read, because you were in too big a rush to make a point.

>>58005995
>not using the freedom respecting GIMP in year of saint ignucius 2024 AD

>>58006635
>>58006653
Here's your chart, nigger >>58006830

>>58006817
Look at everything during the 2000 and 2008 crashes. How about you recognize current developing trends that outperform previous technological standards?

>>58005508
This image hit me in the feels. Father was laid off in ‘08, never got another job. Committed suicide in ‘10. Didn’t find out he committed suicide until I was 20.

Will Nvidia drop lower bros ? I know they mentioned it possibly splitting at some point soon

>>58006830
How is including everything singling anything out? The chart doesn't even match your 2000 bubble hypothesis. Fucking nerds

>>58006848
>t. this anon's dad >>58006871

>>58006036
>NVDA
Don't worry, anon. You only have -40% further down to go before it reclaims the 200 day moving average. Diamond hands bro

>>58006848
Can you believe that people unironically go out into the world, look around, and come away thinking things are somehow as bad as they were in 2000 or 2008?

>>58005835
It's joeber

>>58005925
It was Kazam and he was played by Shaq, yeah?

>>58006887
>It has to go down to the 200dma because it just does, okay!

>>58006119
Yeah, I'm not implying my take is anything more than anecdotal. Looks like your main point is similar: People don't see Adobe as the top dog in creative software anymore.

>>58006900
Well they are kind of worse. But in other ways. Before 2000 we never had a TSA. That was pretty cool. The year 2008 America thought we solved racism by electing Obama; then here we are today. Back in my day a government psyop, at worst, convinced a guy to convince woman to murder a few celebrities in hollywood. Now-a-days, you got a whole protest turned by the media into an inserrection where a whole generation of children were locked away form their friends and extended families for 12-24 months on end. I mean, yeah things suck now, but at least we got Virtual reality arcades and Top Golf!

>>58006119
Every student in college uses Canva. Fed Ex forces you to use Canva. Are you in a bubble?

It's hard to tell if baggies are really this deluded, or if they're just being willfully dishonest in a desperate last attempt to keep the bubble going.

i have nothing to fucking do until markets open again
my life sucks

>>58006970
You know SORA ai is dropping to the public in a few days right?

nazi uboats spotted off the coast of the dominican republic, they haven't surfaced since 1945 still awaiting luftwaffe support

>>58006971
Have you tried starting a business?

So we have three options with the FOMC. 1) They keep rates the same and say the same thing again, "we're going to wait for more data to determine policy down the road" 2) They cut rates or 3) They raise rates.

3 absolutely is not happening. 1 just returns us to the status quo that has allowed everything to moon for 4 months. 2 allows all the companies that have been mooning to borrow even more money at lower rates. What's the bear thesis??

>>58006997

>>58006952
>solved racism by electing Obama
>Get more racism than ever
They really hoodwinked us good.

>>58006990
Yeah, and it operates at a massive financial loss. They're losing money on every prompt and making it up on volume. It's a scam that burns investor money as fuel.

>>58006952
>DMG cosplay
Hnnngggg.

>>58006997
Oh shit it's like that one Heavy Metal vignette.

>>58007002
I hate people and even moreso having to deal with people

>>58007029
I'm very ok with this. The more we leach on AI, the better my energy stocks do and it costs (((them))) money

I took all week off work and all I've accomplished was upgrading my router to a PoE router

>>58006058
>Like 10T becoming the 1T status?
Yes. That's how inflation works.

>>58006878
goddamn retard lmao

>>58006077
>NVDA surpassing MSFT would be insane
People keep saying this but I don't understand why.

>>58007060
So then you admit it's an unsustainable bubble fueled by hype instead of profits.

>>58006880
It's not my job to run your factory, faggot, I said my house is covered by 40x5.
>The U.S. Census Bureau reveals that the average size of a roof in the U.S. is around 1,700 square feet.
>for 3.5 peak hours, 1.2 kw per hour draw @ 24 hours that's 500square feet to pack enough into your batteries.
We can fit 3times the necessary power per average US home, but let's say it's cut in half, only 850 square feet are facing south.
That's still enough excess in every two homes to power a third, meaning every 6 homes can power 9.
Should we keep going? Because CLNE is doing brap-gas, legit. Honda generators can be tuned to run brap gas. And those little fuckers fit in a backpack and can run my fridge. If I plan well enough, I can use the heat from the exhaust to help heat the house.

>>58006131
what popped?

>>58007083
>hype instead of profits
>nvidia gained massive profits. now almost more revenue than amazon
>its hype tho, not actual profit. muh csco

>>58007083
Back up a second. Why would it be unsustainable? We have more natural gas than sniffers know what to do with.

And why wouldn't people/AI be working to improve efficiency?

>>58006784
You've convinced me, there will be no bubble. I shall remain a bulltard for life. This is not the 20th century, tech moves exponentially. TRIPS AND THIS TIME ITS ACTUALLY DIFFERENT

>>58007081
Also it's not like Microsoft and all the other OS and hardware manufacturers won't leapfrog over the chip makers as they implement the new tech. People are going to be whining about Apple and Microsoft in 2030 like they're whining about Nvidia now.

>>58007111

>>58007111
Holy shit we did it anon

Death is assured. Rest easy. I’m long google and short Tesla. God bless

>>58007098
>>58007105
AI loses money. There are no profitable AI companies. There are only semi companies that are profiting off of the AI money sink. The investment dollar value being created by AI is net negative, and Nvidia is simply soaking up the money being invested by shoeshine boy bubble chasers. Verification not required.

>>58007111
checked

>>58007111
WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK

>>58006334

>>58007159
I just open chat gpt when I want to google something. google never has answers to anything

which inflation data will they be rolling out immediately before opening bell tomorrow?

>>58007111
>111
I came to this board during the second coming of Christ. Righteous are the bull tards for the kingdom of heaven is theirs and theirs alone

>>58007165
>cars lose money
>imagine having to pump some flammable liquid into your magic machine everytime you want to ride lmao
>horses just eat grass on the floor, literally free
>no car companies are making money

>>58007165
Premium license payments to whoever owns the LLM du Jour let me lay off half the coders in my IT department.

What's the net negative again?

>>58007111
nvda 1000 eow

>>58007078

Shut the fuck up nigger

>>58006830
You retarded nigger. Power from “renewables” needs to be stored SOMEWHERE. Lithium ion batteries aren’t enough to meet the baseload requires of the system. A few rich fucks who bought a tesla powerwall wont be enough. When the chemists figure out solid state batteries this will be different. Until then, we need fossil fuels and/or nuclear power

Also you seem to not know how inflation works. A 2012 dollar is not a 2024 dollar.

>>58006830
Oh and natural gas is being phases out. My state already banned new installations. Globohomo Liberals are absolutely coming for your fossil fuels. Uranium will be the long term play.

>>58007193
that all of that isnt worth 2 trillion to the economy, dumbfuck

>>58007186
>>58007193
It costs them several dollars for each prompt, and they're only making these models better by making them even bigger (read: more expensive and even more unprofitable). You fucking shoeshine boys are being suckered into a blowoff top and yet you have the gall to argue with an actual AI expert about why you're not retarded.

>>58007203
>>58007221
Could you guys please stop using that word? I get we like to joke around and have fun, and I don't want to stop that but you need to know that words have power, and it's hurting all of us when you use it.

>>58007182
https://www.fxstreet.com/economic-calendar

>>58007111
Witnessed. Praise Kek and behold the beginning of the Thousand Year Bull Run.

bros what the fuck is going on over at farms? precision laser weeding controlled by ai? are you shitting me? i never knew they were this advance. how are we not all dog piling on investing into farms and farming and farm equipment? this seems like a no brainer. investing into farms seems like its future proof for any kind of economic turmoil

https://twitter.com/historyinmemes/status/1768222540214968688

>>58007248
Silence NIGGER KIKE. Its midnight where you live, go to sleep.

>>58005541
>>58005567
>>58005616
>>58005667
>>58005720
>>58005741
>>58005840
>>58006001
>>58006072
>>58006208
>>58006247
URANIUM
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dyor this is not financial advice.

>>58007245
1 million coders costing $100k/yr each at a 5% interest rate? Roughly is. And that's excluding customer service pajeets and lawyers and whoever else is going to "have their productivity enhanced" by these Satanic bots.

>>58007246
And what did a computer calculation cost in 1940 vs 1950 vs 1960? Considering AI research is one of the last places we've concentrated nerds, it's not like we're regressing or stagnating on that front.

>>58007111
Bro you just shifted the fucking timeline. What Have You Done

Heard you rudy-poo pip-squeaks were talking shit about me!

Haven't had hamburger helper since I was a kid. Grabbed a box for the nostalgia. Shit looks so nasty idk if I'm even going to eat dinner tonight.

>>58007221
If in 2012 I purchased an item for $1.00
then in 2024 that same item would cost: $1.35
Cumulative rate of inflation: 35.2%

>The US Inflation Calculator uses the latest US government CPI data published on March 12 to adjust and calculate for inflation through February (See recent inflation rates.) The U.S. Labor Department's Bureau of Labor Statistics will release inflation data for March on April 10, 2024.

Besides, irrelevant you big lipped darkie with a bone in his nose, this says nothing about production or new mines between. Am I to believe that with the price of U going to $100, no new production came online?

>>58007244
>muh state banned it tho
lol. Ok then. Let me remind you, this isn't natural gas, it's literally Brap Gas, renewable fuel.

I want to live in a patriotic future where AEVA lidars are everywhere.

>>58007248
I got my n-word pass from the one black /smg/ger.

Actually that's a lie, I stole it.

>>58007277
wake me up, when any of that is actually happening on the scale you claim it is

>>58006570
Source?

>>58007246
>several dollars for each prompt
no, more like 1 cent for a normal average request

also maybe I am an actual AI expert working in a tech company...
hm....
maybe there are hundreds of people trying to make it more efficient...
hmmmm really makes u think...

>>58007263
Dems are using illegals to shore up their demographic bleed in blue states. That process also provides cheap fieldhands. Both of those things prevent our based, automated farm future.

>>58005996
Hehehehehe thank you. I love seeing fat sweaty ugly bald bastards humble little sluts with their small dicks. The least desirable conquers the most desirable

>>58007111
So this is what quantum mechanics looks like in real time. neat-o

>>58007329
>I stole it
You have ascended and become one with the n-word

>>58007320
>he believes government inflation numbers

I trust the taco bell inflation numbers. 2010 vs 2024 burrito prices

>>58007308
>bad faith arguments: the post
Their profit margins are net negative and getting worse. They make their models "better" by making them even more unprofitable. The use cases you're targeting with automating workers imply models that are a hundred times more unprofitable than they already. See >>58006111. The hype around LLMs only exists because incompetent jeets realized that they could throw infinite compute power at transformer models to get better results, instead of actually making the underlying models better. The state of the art hasn't seen any actual improvement since at least 2017.

>>58007390
prove it

>>58007363
If their legislators flee to your red state, hang them. They are importing mentally handicapped IQ browns. These people will never be capable of making the US a leader in anything.
>>58007382
>he gives no estimate
Faggot please, don't shift burden, it makes you look like a dick sucking jogger, and we have enough of those.

>>58007382
>$5 for that disgusting shit
oh vey

>>58007340
https://twitter.com/cognition_labs/status/1767548763134964000

>>58007382
I had that yesterday and it sure enough it gave me diarrhea. I regret paying 5 dollars for the runny shits.

>>58007356
>>58007404
Why do you think they're called "large" language models. Their only strategy is
>add moar parameters XD
These incompetent jeets are unironically discussing $7T dollars of semis just to be able to run their hyper-inefficient models.

Gentlemen I've been doing some drinking today. Cheers.

>>58007111
wew

>>58007356
3 bottles of water, depends on where you are I guess.
Wouldn't it be funny is niggers crashed the market again?

>>58007266
I brought kike back on this board. Sheckles are the new hotness tho

I always tell my kids to cut a sandwich in half right when you get it, and the first thought you should have is somebody else. You only ever need half a burger.

>>58007444
You should give up alcohol, it's very bad for you.

>>58007382

>>58007340
How long do you think it's gonna be before this thing, or the next thing, takes real jobs when 50% of coders are doing retard-tier work? Tech is VERY inefficient. CEOs would slurp this shit like there's no tomorrow if they could lay off even a small percentage of coders.

I mean... you are thinking 5-10 years ahead aren't you?

>>58007483
That's stupid as fuck.

>>58006014
>>58006871
Sorry anons, I posted it cause it was relatable...I was that kid too

Is it worth buying options on fridays?

>>58007436
>>58007473
Yeah looks like a push to just go big. Good luck sustaining that. Not that I'm not investing in it but this does look like another Internet bubble and I'd rather see who survives.

>>58007496
Kek you live in dallas, nothing but steers and queers in texas

>>58007382
5x. That’s about right

>>58007483
That's based as fuck.

>>58007483
That philosophy is one of the many reasons Africa and other third world places remain shitholes.

If someone else can't even get it together enough to make a sandwich, they clearly need hunger to motivate them.

>>58007473
Intel was delayed because of their insane construction deadline was not realistic. Construction is still full bore. We're estimating almost 100 insulators on site. Which is wild for a hall of only 212 insulators in the local and only maybe 800ish in the entire state

>>58007436
You have no clue what you are talking about.

>>58007521
Yes, but not ones expiring that day. Jesus, you'd have to be a retarded gambler to buy those.

>>58007436
Nvidia has 2-7b parameter models
Gauss or whatever the android ai is called has low-param models
llama has the 7b and 7b codellma models. Stanford students *apparently*made a more optimized version of 7b but it was probably just fluff marketing.
Not everyone wants bigger models that require multishot or quality prompts.
Its going to be like batch processing in a terminal with a keyboard and screen or using a keyboard mouse and screen to more slowly do tasks with a gui

>>58007483
>Whenever I make a dollar I immediately give away 50 cents to the poors because I feel bad

>>58005703
happens to all of us who play the options game.

>>58007537
maybe, but there was like an entire decade and a half with no food inflation and then all of a sudden its 2020 and we are having "supply chain issues"

>you know, for me, the action IS the juice

>>58007579
Bout time it caught up

>>58007436
>>58007529
You guys are morons if you think AI is bubble, by 2029 it will be able to replicate the human brain while you ass holes shit up this board with tranny porn.

Why shouldn't I go all in on S M H and just walk away for a year?

>>58007510
But that doesn't explain why these prices fit one or even 3 corporations. With a decent translation you can run code for ChatGPT on a server stack from 1995.
Why is it important to run it on the most expensive cards around, when most of what it's being asked to do is write middle school papers?
>>58007536
>poo handed jeet in Mountain View International Market typing furiously into his Galaxy while his mom is distracted taking orders

>>58005835
I'm winning the lotto plus fag

I made a reply a few hours ago and its not there, bearish

>>58007608
I would never. Soxl and dca for life faggot

>>58007548
Insulators, eh? Long APT?

>>58007496
That's not much better

>>58007444
Checked

>>58007558
>>58007569
Oh boy, here comes the cope lmao. Your brain has a TDP of about 15 watts. A model like Sora consumes nearly six orders of magnitude more more energy, to say nothing of the insane hardware costs. These models are only getting "better" by becoming less profitable. I'm unironically waiting until after this retarded bubble pops to found my AI chip startup. Get fucked.

>>58007637
>an introductory price is totally normal goys
The fucking thing says NEW. You act like you've never heard of a loss leader.

>>58007591
Based and Heatpilled.

>>58007623
Bro I live in Houston Texas. Dallas is just gay as fuck

>>58007496
I live in Jew York and the price in the photo is accurate. Whats more concerning is that regional price variation had become this intense. I haven’t watch TV in a decade but can the ads even show a price on a national level anymore?

>>58007537
I’m very serious when I say that we are entering a 5 year bull market solely because of how long they ran the money printers since 2020. Its all an illusion. We see growth when the numbers are just catching up with reality. Speaking of which I haven’t bought gold or silver in years, I should probably do that

Adobe is now oversold and this market maker shenanigans is just to heem degenerate options goomblers

>>58007649
And the dumbest 2 billion humans on the planet consume much more power and hardware than that AI. But I guarantee you that silicon demon generates more net GDP.

>>58007655
You don’t have horns tho

>>58007496
>Bean burrito is like 4 beans now
Look how they massacred my boy!

>>58007602
>AI does things for us
you make it sound like that that is a bad thing

I want an AI waifu to really lick my bussy and my dick while another AI waifu works remotely for me, all while I shit post with you guys here buy call options

can it do that? No? well fuck me then

>>58007111
Thx fren

>>58007623
>With a decent translation you can run code for ChatGPT on a server stack from 1995.
no you cannot, it takes many gigabytes of RAM to have the model in memory all at once and do the operations quickly with the GPUs. You could run it on a very old computer if you swap to disk, sure, but that would mean it's (conservatively) 1000x slower, and even MORE expensive.

>when most of what it's being asked to do is write middle school papers?
you're lacking vision

Don't get me wrong NVDA is overbought. I sold my shit last week at 915 and I'm happy. But LLMs and generative AI are here to stay and will be a big deal (tm). MSFT is a good bet, picture fucking related.

>>58007649
>Your brain has a TDP of about 15 watts
so what you literal retard? do you not understand these models can do some human tasks and are MUCH less expensive than a engineer or graphic designer?

>>58007658
I think ADBE is going straight to 0 because of extremely thorough due diligence (skimming >>58005995)

>>58007636
None of us wear masks really. But that's just our trade there will prob be several hundred of the other trades on site. The project is massive. Hard to man with the Honda battery plant going on at the same time

>>58007691
Boomer saying he knows the new hotness and following said advice.
Ngmi

>>58007655
That's even funnier, I use VPN.
>>58007657
> prices are expensive in my prison
Yeah, ok. That says nothing really. The shitlibs have been fucking up wages in their little villages.

>>58007695
Oh not for protective gear, I thought APT also made some new type of insulation, a Tyvek-killer or something. But I otherwise know nothing about construction.

>>58007602
>>58007672
>>58007689
Sorry pajeet, but you can't beat thermodynamics lmao.

>>58007705
Look, sonny, when all the kids started using their Macintosh Air Apple Computer Laptops in college, I bought myself some AAPL and have done just fine since then.

>>58007529
>internet bubble
>google and Apple P/Es are mid 20s
>microsoft 38
>nvidia 73
enjoy missing out on the actual bubble lol. Cisco had a P/E of over 200 at the peak

>>58007706
You use VPN probably to hide you are a pajeet yourself. Oh god the fucking irony

>>58007657

>>58007725
Aren't pajeets the ones FUDding AI because it'll unemploy their entire nation?

>>58007678
That dog needs training. Eating like that will give it life threatening gastrointestinal problems.

>>58006487
This.

>>58007725

>>58007729
When….you….weren’t….a….a….a….a boomer. Now you are and you’re trying to pick the new hotness. Shake it off

>>58007745
would you say... that's a natural female dog gas?

>>58007745
What the fuck *is* that dog's problem anyway, vetanon?

>>58007738
Two jeets having a dick measuring contest in comment section? Unheard of. I'm only glad to know that, from my information, only 1 of us can be The Jeet.

>>58007655
>Dallas is just gay as fuck
fact-check'd and you are right

>>58007774
>>58007774

>>58007772
It's a sign /smg/ is healing

>>58007769
He hasn’t been taught to cut his sandhwich in half. He’s gonna make it.

>>58007712
O yea prob something for home construction not this type of construction everything will come from Owens Corning or johns Manville

peace to the masses, tiny hats are a cult, fuck a janny
>NVDA to $20.

>>58006399
no one in the world has been able to have consistent "renewable" energy they way youre describing. not even billion dollar projects with state funding
>>58006312
I want to slurp Deep yellow again but I am waiting they lost a few million but also secured funding for tumas so maybe shorts can push it further and I can load up sub $1 again. unless it gets above 1.37 again then ill know

>>58007320
>Besides, irrelevant you big lipped darkie with a bone in his nose, this says nothing about production or new mines between. Am I to believe that with the price of U going to $100, no new production came online?
not one new production has come online. yes. even the 2 biggest players in the world both could not meet their own supply numbers and listed long term issues with future supply. youre a fucking retard nigger who is rehashing shit from 9 years ago. it wasnt true then and its not true now

>>58007483
whenever you buy shares, can you give me half? you only ever need half the amount of what you're investing.

>>58006784
>implement
Tell me one non boomer infested company who’d stand a chance at doing anything more productive than building a chat bot hotline. With an ai?
>>58006754
That’s typical of cash accounts you need some margin before going short. Call and ask for more risk.

>>58007012
Suprise ppi =surprise hike
When’s the last time oil was bullish in an election year?

>>58007111
Well then.
I’m in for some pain.

>>58007543
Or better yet the herd will be thinned and only the productive survive.

>>58008061
it sounds very bullish for near term.

>>58007056
you can pay people to deal with people