/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57999771
Boomers are losing their life savings in Bit Corns, and you're laughing?

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>>57999771
worst smg thread yet, even worse than the tranny janny thread last night

My brokerage exercised puts in my roth IRA account which resulted in me being short 100 shares of NYCB. Does that count as a distribution that I owe taxes on?
I tried a web search but it seems like something that doesn't happen often.

Are we shorting that faggot from last night who came here to shill his BB bags after his posts got removed from r/blackberry, r/wsb, and then had to made a bunch of fake accounts and his own r/bbstock stock circle jerk himself and come here to shill?

At this rate I'm going to be able to buy back these CCs on SOXL cheap pretty soon.

Bright green by EOD. Higher yields are stimulative for the economy. Higher prices stimulate the consumer because it means higher quality. Higher prices means higher quality means higher sales means higher prices means higher quality means higher sales. The market knows that you know that the market knows that this is the strongest economy in US history. S&P 9000 EOY

The thing is, there's literally nothing fundamentally different from last week when everything was pumping. Powell and Fed officials have been objectively dovish. Any selling is just faggot bears selling because "it's too high", not because of actual negative data. Also inb4 doomer retards try to say PPI was "hot" lmao. Just like every other time when it was "hot" by a tenth of a percent, it's a nothingburger.

>>57999820
i dont think so since its still within the roth ira, if you closed the short position and then transferred the cash to your checking or another account then it would be a distribution. but i dont think option exercise within the account is a distribution

God Bless XOM
TND

>>57999854
You're not allowed to trade on margin in an IRA though. Doesn't shorting need margin?
Otherwise you can naked short things by just buying ITM options and immediately exercising them.

>>57999840
TOP KEK! BASED!

>>57999796
I mean, well...

What's for lunch today?

Why the fuck is uranium dumping, the spot price is still up like 70% from last year

NVDA bouncing right off the 9EMA on the daily. Uptrend intact.

MSFT Chads keep winning

>>57999900
Buy more UUUU
Buy more AEVA
accrue and dca for big mumus in your future

>>57999902
Imagine unironically thinking that NVDA is done just because a bunch of doomer faggots on the internet declared it to be so

>>57999918
I don't think that because I'm not retarded. Just pointing out how even the technicals support a continued uptrend.

>>57999871
hmmm, you're right, i just checked and im not allowed to open a short stock position in my IRA accounts (roth and traditional) but I can buy puts and calls. im assuming you dont have the cash in the account to buy back the stock? sounds like its time to get on the horn with your female broker

>>57999918
if it breaks 860 you're fucked.

These oil wars and OPEC tomorrow are going to drive NA to nuclear power and hemp plastics.

>>57999900
>high rates hurt commodities
>nobody is mining
>the entire sector is burning cash right now
>oil&gas lobbyists are out in full force
pick any of those, or just accept that commodity prices rarely make sense

>>57999907
I work for them so I have a years salary in unvested employee stock options.
The only downside is working with Pajeets though that sucks.

>>57999945
>im assuming you dont have the cash in the account to buy back the stock?
No I bought it back for a profit on Monday.

>>57999966
I'm just worried that I now have some weird tax liability now.

bear start always gives a huge drive afterwards, lookng like a real good mumu day

>>57999966
thats probably why they let you do it then. also kek NYCB baggies

I have lost 60k since I started trading options 3 weeks ago. I want to fucking die

Is now the time to start investing in railroad stocks?

OUTTA MY WAY MUMU FUCKING SHITS

>>57999771
>Bears about to cry
Oh I'm crying of laughter alright

>>57999990
It's only money, anon.

>>57999990
>I have lost 60k since I started trading options 3 weeks ago. I want to fucking die
My condolences.

>>57999884
This is the only way I'd spend $20 ona big mac

>>57999918
No seriously wtf are you looking at look at the MACD

>>57999932
Oh I was agreeing with you

>>57999954
>muh imaginary levels

>>58000018
Look at the MACD and RSI for stuff during the 2020-2021 run. It stayed elevated for like a whole year.

>>57999990
You didn't try paper trading first?

>>57999990
its like my old kindergarten gym teacher Mr. Bowen used to say, "if you had fun, you won!"

>>57999990
your balls aren't big enough for this

>The search engine company Google, the chip maker Intel and the chip developer Qualcomm are making common cause in taking up the fight with the AI chip dominant Nvidia, reports Reuters citing sources.

>In a collaboration through the collaborative organization UXL Foundation (Unified Acceleration Foundation), which was formed to accelerate the development of an ecosystem in software based on open sources, beyond Nvidia's currently dominant model for AI development.

>The companies plan to develop technical specifications for software in the first half of 2024, thereby escaping a monopoly situation and breaking Nvidia's dominance in AI software.

I slurped.

ELON PLEASE SAVE MY TSLA BAGS

>>57999990
You chose the worst possible time, you should get out now.

>>58000103
Bear cope

Rip FSR

>>58000045
slurp some
I'll lose 100% again. And I'll short it again next month.

>>58000125
Rivian is next. Tesla will stand alone in the West.

leather jacket man is gon' get raped by the microsoft muscle gang

I bought $25k google, $10k Microsoft, $5k Intel, do I buy $10k SOXL calls?

Nvidia on Recursion(RXRX), ai drug discovery company
https://youtu.be/ytZcvwZxkrg?t=1457

Last year Nvidia invested 50million into RXRX
Last month Nvidia invested $230million into RXRX

Remember SOUN? Nvidia only invested 3.7 million.

Next weeks GTC ai event
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9R1ts_xfgc&t=1s
Nvidia will talk about Recursion and other ai products nvidia is working on.

Last night while researching Recursion (RXRX) another anon suggested everyone pull a tarot card.
I pulled "The Star" card. This trade is blessed.

How can I directly or indirectly invest in OpenAI.

Over the last few weeks I have experimented with all of the different available AI models and they are clearly the best and Microsoft's copilot is utter dog shit that never answers the exact question that I ask it.

>>58000006
True, I keep reminding myself that it won't really affect anything about my day to day life, just sets my retirement back.

>>58000046
Nope, got cocky cause I was up 50k the first week until Friday at 1030 and then was instantly negative, and now I keep falling further into the hole.

>>58000053
Fucking kek

>>58000079
Well I'm still holding onto hope that tsm (my main bags) goes back up by april/may, so I haven't realized my losses yet. But yeah, several times when I've sold too early or sold some things for a loss instead of holding until it went back up

>>58000154
A new INTCel baggie is born.

sold everything for a loss at the bottom, thank me later

>>58000165
>Nope, got cocky cause I was up 50k the first week
Please tell me you didn't leave your positions open after you were making a profit? That's like the first rule of long options trading.

Alright guys, mstr... is it too late to get in?
There's a short squeeze scenario, payouts at the money are 5%, there's decent volume
price is 1.7k, ATH was 3k when BTC was actually lower
the only thing is... if BTC dips, this shit dips along
I have 30k in margin to get in and I'm really thinking about doing it

>>58000161
MSFT is one of the biggest investors in OpenAI.

>>57999957
>or just accept that commodity prices rarely make sense
guess I'm buying the dip and ignoring the charts for a while

>>57999990
thank you for your contribution <3

guys guys, it turns out that selling puts is NOT free money

>>58000209
But their ai literally sucks ass
How is this possible

>>58000257
idk Google's might be worse.

>>58000252
Did you attach the wrong screenshot retard?

>>58000257
Their copilot is connected to Bing, probably a big part of the issue

>>58000271
think a bit and then reply again

>>58000273
It looks to me like he got assigned.

TLT baggies really going to hold those bags until the bitter end

>slurped some more SOFI at $7.09
just wait until next ER. easily over $10

I think the market is making a huge mistake with its AI optimism. In the next couple years companies will struggle to monetize anything AI related, and there'll be a huge crash when the masses realize AI isn't all they thought it would be.

>>58000327
Ok, then how much money have you bet against it?

>>57999900
>>57999916
>>57999955
>>57999957
>>58000213
kings

when i look at the trade tape of a particular option i see different colors of text depending on whether the market taker was a buyer (green) or seller (red). is it true that market makers are actually market "takers" in the sense that they wait for the orders to come in and then decide which ones to "take". so yes they are "making" my market by "taking" my order, and technically im the "maker" of the transaction because im the one who decided what i wanted to buy/short. is this correct?

>>58000327
Why will they have issues monetizing, Debbie?

>>58000327
>when the masses realize AI isn't all they thought it would be.
its when (((investors))) realize it
Adobe will have an otherwise shit earnings but with firefly ai optimism itll pump

I'm shorting WMT and HOOD.

cocoa

don't make a post in this thread unless you're including a screenshot of at minimum $500k bet on that position

>>58000376
I'm in love with the coco
https://youtu.be/6vYnas6q3Sg?si=A8z8dZSmov-_1ODU

>>58000358
Are you shorting hood while using hood ?

>>58000336
Nothing, because market can stay irrational longer and all that.
>>58000352
In engineering, many products look promising if you handwave away the small issues, but when you try to commercialize them you realize those small issues are actually huge and the product gets shitcanned. I think it'll be the same with AI products. Look at the problem of hallucination for example. No one has been able to solve that yet.

>>58000346
found some additional info about the colors. i guess it isnt necessarily buy or sell but whether the trade happened at the bid or ask or in between. but i am now assuming most buys are happening at the ask and most sells are happening at the bid. my broker also uses a purple color sometimes which idk what that means

>>58000405
No, but that would be funny.

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than buying long-term treasuries. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are loaning your money to the Federal government for at least two years solely so they can give it to Ukraine and Israel. All the hard work you put into getting your money - wageslaving, making profitable trades, not buying too many funkopops, denying yourself avocado toast, avoiding Jeet scams on /biz/. All of it has one simple result: your money gets LOWER interest rates and is held up for longer than it would be in six month T-bills. Saved the perfect sum? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random NEET getting gibbs who had nothing to do with the way you saved your money, and who gets paid by the Feds. You get fucked by high inflation every month. Ukraine, Israel, and Lockheed Martin get the benefits of your money that came from your earnings. As an investor who buys long-term treasuries, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least two years of your investment simply to raise a sum for other people to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically.

>>58000432
I really don't understand why bond markets don't demand higher yields

OIL must tank

I bought more silver too (physical)

Being an NVDA baggie is suffering.

[calliope music plays]

>NASDAQ -0.1%
Lmao this is what bears are freaking out about? Obnoxious as fuck

>>58000456
Probably give fake money to a fake guy to go and bud on their shitty bonds to help tame yields. This is the most evil government in the history of mankind from what I can deduce.

>>57999771
Post swing trading and technical analysis masters to learn from plox

How do I buy lean hogs? Is there an ETF? A CFD? Do I drive out to the countryside? Should I have a cattle carrier? How do I know the hog is lean?

I think I made a mistake buying laac instead of lac

>>58000464
India shut down trading silver apparently.
I don't do forex but that sounds bearish for the rupy (or whatever it's called.)

>>57999771
Do you guys think a loan of 4.55% interest rate over 10 years is worth paying in full immediately? I have the funds for it actually, and was going to, but its kind of right on a cusp of over where I wanna keep a loan (4% and under). I was thinking maybe I should just go max my IRA for the last year instead?

>>57999900
This what the hell is happening to UEC

>>58000376
and im out. +4.5% portfolio is enough

>>58000520
interesting. any official reason?

>>58000535
UEC is a special case. Read the motley fool article about it.

>>58000464
Based

so uhhh what time of day do these FDA approvals come out? i've been biting my nails the whole day with my oversized MDGL position, deadline for the FDA is supposedly today

>>58000551
idk my mom read it on Twitter and told me over the phone. That's all I know.

>dead cat bounce
sell while you can!

>>58000410
>Look at the problem of hallucination for example. No one has been able to solve that yet.
I thought bigger context windows would have been the solution in the ai dungeon days.
Man, I was so wrong

>>57999771
The final moment will be FOMC interest rate projection.

>>58000518
The ETF COW has some in it along with Feeder cattle.
or you could use the futures /HE

SPY looks like a head and shoulders and a bear flag on the 15 min.. is this incorrect?

>>58000411
thanks. https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1710350036721227.png
the bear bull red green bars on picrel were still confusing me

>>58000530
I'd try to pay ASAP, unless you can be sure that you will make a profit by putting the money in bonds or whatever. Short term I'm sure you can since the 3mo rates are over 5% but unsure about 10y

>>58000618
But I think NQ looks weaker than SPY.

Oh, is it another red day? I had no idea, what with not being a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER.

Tons of AMZN, GOOG and META shares getting bought up today, as well as any leveraged ETF tracking them. Bears are dumb as fuck if they're shorting right now.

>>58000257
It's down to the implementation. Bing/Designer interpret and generate very different images than say, ChatGPT, using the same prompts, despite them both using DALL-E.

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh COCOA?

Why is AEVA necro'ing?
I wanted more <1$ shares

Bears realize that higher PPI isn't intrinsically negative, right? They realize that it allows the USD to maintain its retard strength against other currencies, right?

>>58000734
>Bears realize that higher PPI isn't intrinsically negative, right?
that is true. But it is only good for industry because of good inflation coming back.

NOOOOOOO SHOULD HAVE HELD MY COCOA SHORTS AAAAAAAH

>>58000160
I bought what I could. Great chart

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlwlV4hcBac

If I held my short 1 min longer it would have been +100% lol, right before the dump, fuck.

The markets are basically calling JPow a pussy. They keep refusing to sell off as if to say, “ you won’t do shit you dickless faggot”. And you know what? He keeps proving the markets right.
Hot CPI print?
We know what Volcker would do. He’d bust out the bepis.
Jpow otoh would go sit on the toilet and begin urinating. That’s because there is a vagina between his legs. A giant portal through which Jew semen is transported to his uterus. For JPow’s pussy is as accommodative as his monetary policy.
“We need to see more data” he would say, out loud, despite being alone in his bathroom. “Inflation is coming down, these things take time.”
JPow tears off a square of luxury toilet paper and mops up the remaining urine that’s trapped in the folds of his labia.
“We expect inflation to return to our 2% target”.
He stands and pulls his pants up off the floor.
Then everyone clapped.

>>58000799
it's not too late

>>58000804
He's cutting next week.
It's not bullish.

>>58000813
I'm very stubborn. I hate to jump in afterwards and especially if I'd have to jump in at a worse spot.

>>58000804
he won't. the banks are failing and crying to Jpow.

>>58000814
rates are going up last time I referred to Oracle Lawrence Summers

Why does NYCB move up and down so much

>>58000804
If he says "disinflation" in march, he needs to fuckin step down.

>>58000847
>Why does NYCB move up and down so much
Shitcoins have better fundamentals.

>>58000813

Monday might be good for it to crash a few 100$ on the new week

>>58000847
it's dying

>>58000813
And these fuckers scared me off. I shorted at 57mins. Right at the start of that last retardpump. Thought about waiting til full hour but also thought
>Are they really gonna pump now in the last 3 mins?
Yeah, they actually did.

>>58000804

NVDA you piece of shit stop fucking dumping

Who was liquid and could buy the uranium dip?
I considered closing an (as of today) itm put position but I think my puts will print more than a uranium pump with OPEC

>>58000799
what were you shorting, anon?

>>57999771
I wanted to let frens know.

The Hawaiian legislature is voting on the possibility of securitizing rate payments as a kind of low interest bond to help pay off legal expenses related to the 2023 fires. The bill passed Hawaiian senate without any dissenters and is going to be voted by the state congress around 8:30 Hawaiian time. If this passes the legislature and the governor doesn't veto (seems unlikely to happen considering comments he made) the probability of Hawaiian Electric surviving the next few years without bankruptcy (probably) goes up.

The stock was trading at around $40-$45 before the fires, $12-$15 after the fires. And currently trading at around $10-$11. If the dividend resumed (paused during legal action to keep cash on hand) the yield would be around 10%.

https://www.capitol.hawaii.gov/session/measure_indiv.aspx?billtype=SB&billnumber=2922&year=2024

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/hawaii-governors-first-budget-maui-wildfire-includes-funds-recovery-fi-rcna130377

>>58000804
all these pumping and dumping are for corporations to refinance their debts.

>>58000899
It's still up 21% for the month

uhhh, is it time to long tsla?

>>58000913
I wonder if by the time that's over solar will be so pervasive utilities will be much less interesting.

>>58000929
Not until it hits 120$>>58000914

>>58000456
because the bond "markets" are FAKE and GAY glowops
>>58000500
checked

>>58000083
Andddd there it is! Knew this would be happening soon. Glad I sold off Nvidia at 850/share and put everything into SOXQ. Nvidia is lightning in a bottle that I managed get lucky and catch. Now the other players will be catching up.

By buying the semiconductor index I am almost guaranteed to come out ahead. Even if other players end up beating out Nvidia in the AI space.

>>58000929
Lol, no. It’s well on its way to 100 at this point. No one is calling the bottom on a stock that has been dropping for months and is going to gap down on its next earnings report and that’s what buying is right now. Just assume it’s going to keep going down until the behavior of the stock begins to make that feel like a crazy assumption. There isn’t a drop of evidence currently to assume it’s going to stop dropping. Find a way to short it for now. Everyone is doing it for a reason. It’s the most obvious trade of the year.

Everything is leading to a huge pump by (((them))) and i'm caught in the crossfire.

>>58000933
Part of this new deal forces $HE to restructure their electrical infrastructure to include solar. Because Hawaii is a chain of islands and each island needs its own electrical infrastructure, the net metering policies common to other electrical service providers is more challenging in Hawaii. On the surface this would appear to hurt $HE long term because they are forced to share electrical generation with small providers and home owners with solar. However, these plans don't seem to force $HE to sacrifice electrical transit infrastructure. Which is required for solar panels to sell power back to the grid. Effectively turning the power grid into a highway with many toll roads.

>>58000910
Cocoa with barriers, at 7470 and 7530

I'm on team bobo today. Fuck you cucks and your cheering for your wife's bull, this is Bidenomics and we going back to sub $500 SPY.

>>58001010
How so? semis seem to be crabbing downwards

>>58000979
Low volume nothingburger. If NVDA was going to dive off a cliff it wouldn't be tonguing the 200dma so hard, this is just big money price hunting.

>>58001035
Intuition

Gentlemen my gambling port is now down from 5 figs to 4 figs.

>>58001055
cope harder, bend over, and bite the pillow because this bear is going in dry

I deleted my bobo folder because I thought I'd never need it. Help me replenish my bobos.

>>58001055
For me it doesn't matter either way. If Nvidia keeps going up, SOXQ will keep going up. If Nvidia goes down and Intel / Qualcomm go up SOXQ keeps going up as well.

anon, I care about you. Please sell before the dump at the half hour mark.
you were warned....

>>58001066
get a job nword

Will they exclude Cocoa out of the PPI? lol
>NOOOOOO, you can't fuck of our PPI, that is unfair, we were on the path of disinflation
>NOOOOOOO, PCE IS THE STANDARD METRIC NOW

>Finally, the indexes differ in how they account for changes in the basket. This is referred to as the formula effect, because the indexes themselves are calculated using different formulae. The details can get quite complicated, but the gist of the matter is that the PCE tries to account for substitution between goods when one good gets more expensive. Thus, if the price of bread goes up, people buy less bread, and the PCE uses a new basket of goods that accounts for people buying less bread. The CPI uses the same basket as before (again, roughly; the details get complicated).

>Substitute COCOA

>>58001085
My 401k is 7 figs. This is literally gambling money. I'm trying to prove to my wife I can speed run retirement by buying way otm options

Not liking where semis are heading as of week ago.

>>58001075
heres a good one for you.

Congress wants to ban free speech and capitalism? You think what they're doing to Tik Tok won't be done to NVDA? You think what they're doing to Tik Tok won't be done to Super Micro Computer? You think this is the end? This is just the fucking beginning of the beginning, so buckle up butter cup, we're going on a ride, strait down to the fucking bottom.

>>58000327
Its been a meme for the last couple of years. If it was going to affect anything in the workforce then it would've done so already. This has been the consensus among higher IQ anons for a while now but their voices have been drowned out by euphoric low IQ mumutards trying to convince themselves that NVDA really is bringing a new paradigm and that this time its different.

This fucking thread reads like reddit nowadays. I only come here to see what not to buy unironically.

>>58001115
I think I buy tsm 145c 4/19 here desu

>>58000632
Thanks. I was kind of holding out seeing if they'd pay off student loans, but i don't see any reason to maybe take the risk at such a high rate, kek

Fuck NVDA nogs

>INTEREST IS UP AND THE STOCK MARKET IS DOWN...
Where are you anon? Show yourself.

This is the day, we go to hell and back!

Why did Rocker recommend the Virtus LifeSci Biotech Clinical Trials ETF?

>>58001133
>this time its different.
Yes, this is what they always say during AI-spring. During AI-winter people reel at the cringiness of "AI". This is such a well known phenomena that the boom and bust cycles are known as "winter" and "spring". If you look at the Wikipedia article (I know not a reliable source) you'll quickly find half a dozen or more different cycles. "But this time its different". "But this time computers are more powerful". "But this time we have some innovation that makes up the difference". It never plays out.

>>58001197
So you're saying puts now calls by the closing bell?

>>58001197
https://youtu.be/9oxKkxnJymA?feature=shared

>>58001231
I dunno, I betchu this gaps down tomorrow. We're just starting to realize the earth isn't flat or round, it's fucked.

>>58001176
Right here >>58000654 just sitting around being green.

>>58000317
I'm 40 shares in brother
Let's refinance these student loans together.

>>58001291
He's been through a lot.

I'm numb to these dumps now bobo, pump ffs

>>58001292
>it's fucked.
It really is.
>>58001297
Based.

>>58001297
Nothing fancy, just holding shares of STOOKS in good companies with lots of cash flow and low P/E ratios.

So this was it. We're in a bear market now. It just keeps trending upwards. Lower high and lower lows.

Imagine being a bear

>>58001224
>>58001133
>>58000327
Wow shill harder, faggots. It's midwit as fuck to not realize the way something like AI will change how society works, in the same way it was monumentally retarded to doubt the significance of the car or the internet.

>>58001350
>shares of STOOKS in good companies with lots of cash flow and low P/E ratios.
The winning move.

>>58001133
AI para programmers let good programmers (like 10% more confidently offload tasks to their decent programmers (30% estimate) and empowers barely competent programmers (10%) be less of a drag while doing whatever tasks are offloaded from decent programmers.
The rest are just people on the payroll.
I've been out of the workforce for a while, but old friends tell me the copilot coder does actually make their lives easier.
AI will affect the workforce but I think the big job creators just need to accept they are going to have more people who dont contribute on their payroll to keep the market and inflation alive

my llap doin a lil somethin.

>>58001367
So buy AOL and pets.com calls?

Wow Josh from Trading Fraternity just said he doesn't think the moon landings were real. People are so fucking retarded sometimes it actually blows my mind that they function in the real world.

How am I supposed to focus on trading when my dishwasher is going BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM

>>58001367
That's what people said about support vector machines. Strong/weak AI and emergent intelligence. Genetic algorithms. Fuck, even Prolog. Nowadays, Prolog is used for some database queries. Sure, some of these subjects were useful and eventually find niche applications. But nothing Earth shattering.

>>58000464
silver gongo back up
What did you get, bars?

>>58001410
>pets.co
I still havent seen $WOOF screenshots today

I truely hope you are buying the LMT supply chain FUD dip before the LMT NGAD pump

how stupid would I be to average down $12k on $SAVE to bring my average to <$6?

>>58001430
5x kilo bars.

>>58000456
Because (((The Fed))) creates money from nothing on their systems, and buys government debt?

XOM broke 111

>>58001433

Is the 5yr flipping the 10yr a good sign?

>>58001460
Only if you're a summer zodiac (Cancer, Leo, Virgo).

>>58001456
I have a 114 XOM call that expires in 2 weeks, will it fill?

WE TOLD YOU NOT TO GET INVOLVED IN THAT
https://youtu.be/bbxjTzEbLmI

>>58001460
Meme lines.

>>58001493
Fugggg why me?

why shouldn't i just giga long US steel? Nobody really thinks brandon is gonna stop the transaction do they?

>>58001514
I hope you didn't pay much for those.

>>58001440
What’s your average?

>>58001428
Okay and how many of the previous things were able to decode ancient texts from analyzing 3D scans of fucked up parchment? Or generate realistic HD video from text prompts? This is unironically a new paradigm, there are trillions of dollars to be made

I bailed out to /cashgang/. Everything has turned wishy washy and unclear.

>>58001514
No idea on that, I just buy great companies with high cash and low P/E and then sit around sipping mint julip while waiting on the NATGAS shoulder trough. I leave the goombling to the juke joint NIGGERS in town.

>>58001075
Here you go.

>>58001133
Nooooo you don't heckin understand AI will replace 90% of the workforce, and I (an elite coder) will earn $1m per month.

>>58001526
BUDDY!

Millions of MSTR holders must suffer.

Soundtrack to market crash:

https://youtu.be/5ha4CNO2NGo?feature=shared&t=4093

Cunnyfags will like it

How much precious metal do you own /smg/?

Fuck man even Buttcorn going red

>>58001557
ToT

>>58001572
3g of gold
or was it 5
idk

>>58001526
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1X6qQt9ONg

>NVDA

>>58001557
>not being uranium gang

>>58001572
0.5kg gold, 12kg silber

How do I cope with always selling my puts too early, only for it then to dump. I'm always too early.

>>58001603
Every time i trade commodities i lose money.

>>58001612
Just don’t about it. I sold Apple calls a day too early still made money and even on the off chance they’re exercised they’re above my average. Trying to min/max the market is as mind breaking as what ifs and opportunity cost. Take your little piece and run

Slurp or falling knife. Call it.

Tomorrow on the worse consumer survey the market will fuckin die

WTF is up with NVDA selling off? anybody know besides "muh its oVeR hurr durr bubble cisco"

>female natural gas

My $NVDA put options are about to go from OTM to ITM #Winning #BullCucksBTFO

>>58001572
>1961 toz silver
>5.5 toz gold
I know my gold needs work.

>>58001526
Buddy looks at Apple computer.

What the fuck is this lame slow bleed shit? Fully convinced this is just retail faggots overreacting to bearish headlines.

>>58001657
>muh its oVeR hurr durr bubble cisco
It's just beginning bro. We're going even lower than this. #Winning #EatShit

>>58001572
I have some aluminum Monster cans in my recycle bin

>>58001657
shakeout before the conference next week where they'll giga pimp again

Pieces of shit expect it to be worse mom
>Hurr, we knew it would be worse hurrdurr
I THOUGHT THE ECONOMY IS GREAT AND JOBS MARKET IS ALSO FINE

>>58001657
>Goes up 600% in <18 months
>Why is it selling off tho?

EVEN
CRAMER
DON'T
KNOW
WHAT
TO
THINK
can't keep up with tha tick tock

>>58001673
What bearish headlines? Bloomberg talking heads have constantly been saying "Bruh you have to buy NVideo its the future! Just don't think about it and buy". Lol.

im just going to keep buying energy and finance

>>58001704
Seen a lot of women with weird teeth. And in some cases I actually think it makes them cuter etc. cause I saw some +20 women who did their teeth and it changed their jaw and logically the teeth too and they lost some appeal.

But this looks like a dog's set of teeth

>>58001673
Thursdays are for slow bleeds Fridays are for selloffs. Falls on ides of march too, could get ugly

quick question as a noob. I bought an OTM put option that is now ITM. Assuming the price stays constant (theoretically) the option should be worth more as it gets closer to the exp date, correct? Not sure if I should sell now or wait

>>58001657
Literally just that. Bunch of fud getting stirred up by mainstream media fags trying to get lower prices for themselves. Nothing had fundamentally changed from last week.

>>58000804
Volcker vs Powell
German vs Anglo pussy

>>58001704

>>58001736
There's still extrinsic value, intrinsic value = amount below the strike price x100 x no of contracts, but you need to consider what your break even price is Strike - Premium paid = break even.

>>58001736
No. You bought. It loses value with money if it stagnates. The price goes lower and lower. This only works if you SELL an option. But that is riskier (google it)

Jesus Christ NVDA... This is just sad.

>>58001763
You see his question. Why do you reply in a way even I don't understand without effort?

>>58001715
I swap between bbtv and schwab network. Every time one of those wisp brained females on bloomberg open their mouths and I can just tell they have no idea what the words coming out of their mouths say, I have to turn it off or mute with captions

>>58001774
what is sad? insiders already sold their shares.

>>58001774
What was sad is all the lemming buying.

>>58001789
Autism probably.

>>58001794
>Source required

Overheard a normie couple talking about stocks, SELL SELL SELL

NVDA bros, it's time to pump.

>>58001763
>>58001770

Okay, but if I believe that the price of the underlying stock will continue to fall lower I should hold right?

Why did yuropeen stonks doing good this month? I thought they were going out of business.

>>58001809
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/insiders/huang-jen-hsun-405618

>>58001754
needs the retarded version and
>I flip burgers

I made the mistake of buying amd two days ago.....WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN

>>58001737
>>58001688
thanks guys. i thought that nothing changed fundamentally but wanted to make sure i wasn't out to lunch

>>58001704
>>58001678
don't care perma rainbow bear. if end of year > current then i don't mind the volatility

>>58001736
Nope. The option will lose all extrinsic value by expiration (theta), and will be left with intrinsic only (now that it's ITM). Look at the same strike at the closest expiration date. That will give you a better idea of what the price will be. Basically sell now for more money since there is extrinsic + intrinsic value.

I will buy nvidia at $500

>>58001890
eh, whenever it bursts, it'll probably fall further

>>58001808
Is this his office? The screen is certainly edited. But not sure about Powell sitting there

>>58001839
Yes if you think it drops in significantly in the time til expiry. You have to decide now if the DECAY/Value loss of your option because of time will be lower than the gains you make if the stock drops further.

If the stock only dumps a few cents and your option still has one month time, even if it goes lower, the time decay (theta) could make your option less worth later despite the stock being lower.

Options are inherently linked to TIME. Time is of the essence. Timing wrong fucks you up. Picrel

He would have been right a few days later. But, EOD expiry. Boom

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0fjGHqIdEY

Watching GTC 2023, feeling cozy for next week. Who else cozy?

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1708610914921475.webm

>>58001600
thanks for slurp signal

>>58000553
So it's basically dead?

>>58001849
ECB is pumping cause they are retarded.

>lower projections for inflation (LMAO)
>french and greek members pushing for cuts
>french even ONE FUCKIN DAY after the meeting
>data-dependent my ass
>MINIMUM RESERVE FOR BANKS will stay at 1% despite previous talks of raising it (basically BASEL III for europe)
>Banks ALL PUMP on the news

>>58001915
Elizabeth is so hot

>>58001546
$15

>>58001917
i slurped too at about 869, time to see if this breakout makes it further

>>57999907
Is not a good time to sell and rebuy when it dips?

Almost hitting an ATL today, it's CLOVer

>>58001852
That says he just acquired over 200,000 shares

>>58001849
ECB members also are retarded. Inflation peaked in Oct 2022 in europe. In the US it was June 2022. Now inflation restarts in the US. They think because inflation is now at 2,6% (because Feb 2023 was 8,5%) they can cut.
ECB wants to cut in june, when their inflation will likely start going up
US inflation feb was 3,2%, but Feb 2023 was 6,0%. So the YOY also helps ECB.

>>58002008
>inflation restarts in the US
I STILL don't know where the fuck you guys are getting this shit lmfao

My portfolio is rapidly approaching $750k and I am convinced that the rug will be pulled out of this fake gay three and a half year market meltup as soon as I hit that milestone.

Kek it never ends

shorted AAPL for the memes

>>58002075
you are the most important person in the world
the entire world also revolves around you

>>58002081
Bought calls

I want suffocate the terminally online boomers on Yahoo Finance Conversations.

>Ukraine mobilizing 500,000 troops, double what Russia is, more than likely NATO, doubt Ukraine can pull that number

>Germany putting Taurus missiles on combat alert

>US approved sale of over 800 extended missiles to Poland

>Russia just said in an interview that they're ready to use nuclear weapons

>Swedish authorities told their citizens yesterday to have three months worth of food and medicine because they expect Russia to attack Sweden this year

>Belarus put their military on combat alert. They're going to be doing live drills.

>A record amount of Russian subs on the US East Coast.

>Macron rumored to be announcing troops to Ukraine later today

>>58002099
2 more weeks.

>>58002078
any airlines getting ahead of this? look to go all into the first airline who grounds and sells all their boeings.

>>58002099

>>58002099
>macron makes announcement after eu market closes
thanks

>>57999832
Buy my soxs calls instead, only $0.33 each

>>58002078
I'm flying southwest next week and I'm getting legitimately concerned about it.

>>58001849
>stonks
Sorry ma'am, we're going to need (You) to
GO
the fuck
BACK
This here is STOOKS country.

>>58002037
3,2% is higher than 3,1% so just stfu for one fuckin day with your retardation

>>58001909
Thanks anon!

Nvda looks like the meme chart with the first sell of and everything. Next step is dip return to normal.

>>58002122
buy puts, at least you will die rich.

>>58002099
any ground invasion of northern europe is very low risk, they've emptied their military bases all along the northern border, you can see it on satellite images

>>58002096
its boomers AND indians

>>58002140
Jensen knew this would happen, so that's why he scheduled GDC for next week. NVDA will fly past the "new paradigm."

>>58002088
I suspected as much. But seriously though, I feel like the real value of my holdings is like $500k, how long does this meltup go on before the reckoning?

>>58002118
No, I don't think I will

>>57999849
My guy, markets don’t go parabolic unless they’re being pumped on purpose or by idiots. It was only a matter of time before they came back to reality. At some point the greed turns to concern and the big boys take their profits which precipitates a panic by retail and smaller guys so it goes from overbought to oversold. We also got the CPI figures and it’s still too high to lower rates which is bearish for tech. You’ll learn eventually. It’s taken me 9 years and close to 200k in lost gains (like, should have taken my profits when it was obvious and not held on when it was time to sell) so I’m not trying to be a dick, just trying to convince you that the time to sell up and go cash is here unless you want to ride inverse stuff.

>>58002122
I'm not even considering planning my eventually Vegas vacation until this shit gets sorted out.

>>58002167
Absolutely disgusting.

>lower highs
>decreasing volume
Yeah this shit's going down.

>>58002256
>decreasing volume
anon it's lunch time

>>58001860
impatient greed is a bitch

Execute the merge
>>57996738
>>57996738
>>57996738

>>58002274
>he doesn't trade during lunch

>>58002286
No, I want fresh bread

>>57999849
Fuckin hurts to read this shit. It's like reading a bot

>>58002344
he's right tho

I bought SOFI calls.

why are we bear flagging close to support sers

>>58002355
no, the next cpi reading could be higher, at least higher than expected and far from 2%.

Just because you have accustomed to +4% doesn't mean 2% isn't still the goal.

>>58002359
I bought Sofi equity

>>57999771
Yep
Nope
Maybe

>>58001133
>If it was going to affect anything in the workforce then it would've done so already
We’re both bearish but for totally opposing reasons kek
When AI renders everyone unemployed, no one will have any money to spend on anything, and AI will determine that the equities market is a colossal waste of efficiency and will drive every publicly listed company out of existence before determining that humans themselves are an inefficient waste of resources and will cull us all.

>>58001637
Buy TGB and forget about it

>>58001673
Why not just take gains and buy back in lower? FOMO? You own calls?

>>58001731
>finance
Why? Who the fuck is gonna be financing at these rates? Commercial real estate? Corporate buyouts? Why not just buy IVV, SPY or VOO and sell calls?

>>58000327
In terms of both technological and market trends, the AI optimism we're seeing looks extremely similar to the dotcom bubble. We are only in the early stages of it right now. The most likely course of events is that retards who don't have the faintest understanding of how this stuff works will yeet massive amounts of capital into companies that promise the moon. 90% of them will fail and there will be a huge crash as people realize the AI tech isn't what they thought it was. And then over the course of the next 10–30 years, AI will play out in a more fully fledged way having broad-reaching and significant impact on society. TLDR buy for the long-term and don't invest in hype

Baking...

>>57996738
>>57996738
>>57996738
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