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Do an Osoto Gari for me

judo is gay
learn a real combat spport like boxing or muay thai

>>57988870
Anon which belt are you?

>>57988870
good luck there

Any girls there?

>>57988907
projection martial art is actually good in a street fight b

>>57988870
>Judo
Judeo-judo

>>57989299
guns are op in streetfights
similarly, getting in your vehicle and running them over

>>57988870
how old are you? can a guy in his 30s go learn without severe risk of injury? id rather do that than bjj

>>57989324
yeah i'm wondering the same used to do it when I was young

this nigga trying to leverage other dudes mass lmao

>>57989406
gayyyyyyyy

>>57989324
Yes, don't worry you only need to find a good gym, but is never to late to learn to fight

>>57988870
Sounds like fun.
I wish I had a judo place here. Nothing but gay ass BJJ though. I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight

>>57990257
>I don't wanna sit in my ass scooting around acting like that's how real people fight
This is cope, you're just fat and lazy

there's so much touching (other men) in that sport, way too gay for me
T. karatefag

>>57990311
Dominating other men is as straight as it gets.

Do a toma nagi op

>>57988870
judo is based anon nice work. for all the fags complaining about bjj being gay, remember the Gracie family, look up their fights when MMA was new and there was no weight class. come to think of it, i'm glad you guys are afraid of grappling, it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.

my favorite part about bjj is when I get to use it to play with a girl i'm dating <3

>>57990502
>are afraid of grappling
i'm "afraid" of grappling just as i'm "afraid" of gay sex
>it means I'll shit on you in front of your wife and kid if it ever came to that.
yeah i also carry a small knife so good luck if you come into grappling distance
it's a sport, they are all sports, stop pretending they are good in real life situations

>>57988870
based
its the one martial art Im interested in learning, also my favorite event to watch in the olympics

>>57989324
>>57989383
from what Ive seen it seems to be the safest martial art thats still somewhat practical in a real self defense situation

>>57990557
The gracies brutally ran through every karatefag they ever faced lol, stop pretending it's a real martial art. Karate is glorified daycare for children

>>57990658
i didn't tho, i specifically wrote
>they are all sports
that's the difference, i have a knife for self defense, i don't pretend my sport will help me in the streets

>>57990557
>>57990658
>he needs a knife
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
>did karate dance chroeography
>probably watches kung fu movies and self inserts
pathetic bro...

>>57990673
What style of karate do you do?

>>57990707
>can't defend his family with his bare hands
oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
find out how your bare hands are gonna help you if you come into gay-gripple distance kek

>>57990745
>oh yes i totally can, my bare hands are the ones putting the knife in the pocket and using it
based

>>57990724
shotokan
again, not for self defense, just fun

>>57989671
How do you do fellow geriatrics?

>>57990745
I hope you practice with your knife anon and never get into a situation where you can't access it or it gets knocked out of your hand or taken from you.

it would be fun to watch you hyperventilate as I crush all the air out of your body using the scarf hold, a real mans ability that doesn't require a knife. who knows maybe you'll even have a seizure or piss yourself.

>>57990814
dude you are quite literally imagining gay sex scenes, just stop

>>57988870
Cancel

>>57990851
you're just as bad as the other guy, you asked if there were any girls in judo?

>doesn't know girls do bjj
>get to press your body against them in various different ways
>can dominate them using 30% of your strength

the issue is you probably don't qualify for the turst involved to grapple with women

>>57990813
this is why you need to find a good gym, where the coach preserve the healt of the students

>>57988870
Your skills are no match for mine
t. black belt in shaolin kempo karate

>>57990814
>and never get into a situation where
yeah yeah i hope you don't get into a situation when a random nigger shoot you in the face 4 foots away from your gripping distance
just admit you like holding other men, jeez

>>57989319
Fuck that, it's jew jitzu

>>57989324
Still rough, learn to box if you're older

>>57990908
you probably skip glute exercises because you think they are gay lmaooo. he probably won't eat a banana or a hotdog either for fear of their falic shape

>>57990893
>you asked if there were any girls in judo?
ye but i don't think the anon you were replying to is a girl, you literally described a scene where you hold him tight
just stop for real, you can't recover from this

>>57990940
i don't have particular issues with food, i do however have issues with passing my free time holding and being hold by other dudes

>>57990893
That sounds hot ngl. Is it worth it having the same done to you by a sweaty, fat dude tho?

>>57988870
Gooood luck!
>>57989324
>>57989383
it's good

>>57990311
fuck you, you're making me want to start karate lessons again. used to compete as a kid. FUCK. that shit was kino. why did i ever stop :(

>>57988870
Hey I'm also a judoka! I have BJJ in 30 minutes. I'm doing a little cross-training during my vacations back at my hometown.

>>57991305
Is not to late anon!! tomorrow go back to you dojo!!

>tfw stopped going to the gym to day trade
>gave up on most social interaction too
>started eating fast and cheap takeout food, too lazy and too much mind fog over staring at charts on the daily
when satoshisync comes out and i can secure another x10 i will stop and rejoin society i swear to god i cant keep doing this much longer

>>57991816
Anon just train 1 hour 2 or 3 day for week don't take bad habits,and avoid junk food!!