/biz/ - Business & Finance

1st for summer of crab

NVDA 950 EOW

Huge orders/sweeps for NVDA 900c coming in. WGMI

First for
NIGGER

Relationship with nvidia is over. Googles my new best friend

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Gay 2hus.
Also my net worth is currently $63

>>57986447
Bow down to your masters mindbroken sissy

i hate niggers and i love stonks
SPY 550 EOY

SMCI officially joins the S&P500 on Monday, which means that all those index funds that specialize in the S&P will start siphoning up its stock like crazy. Does that represent a buying opportunity? or is it already priced in? Your opinion please.

>>57986458
IT'S OVER WTFFFFFFFFFFF
SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL SELL

A quick retro for all those who understand the real pain.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCSA7kKNu2Y

Long date NVDA options, any direction.

>McDonald's has been feeling the pressure as more people shift to grocery shopping as opposed to eating at restaurants. The fast-food chain has several plans to keep customers coming in for its Big Macs and Chicken McNuggets.

>During a presentation at the UBS Global Consumer and Retail Conference on Wednesday, fast-food giant McDonald's noted a shifting trend of customers that has negative implications for the business.

>"You're starting to see food at home inflation versus food away from home getting back to its more, I think, historical dynamic, which means I think some of those consumers are just choosing to eat at home more often," said Chief Financial Officer Ian Borden.

LUNR confirmed KIA

>MSTR
Lol. Lmao.

NYCBfags, we're going to make it

if DLTR dumped then DG surely will as well... right?

How the *f did I actually buy an option that paid?
X (steel) just shit the bed and I paid rent.

What'd you buy today?

Question... New to options

Is "MAX PAIN" a genuine concern/consideration when playing options or is this some old boomer lore?

A T and T has a dividend of 6.45% per the value of the share. Assuming a gradual increase of 5% a year and reinvestment of all my share dividends while investing all my money not spent on rent or food, I could be a gorillionaire.

Why don't more people buy dividends? And why is nvidia's dividend so fucking SHIT?

>>57986543
The Certified John Rocker Stock Pick™ in that sector is OLLI. Short DG/DLTR to fund it. And if the trade doesn't work, send the bill to fathands.

>>57986572
verizon is a better buy
also i like PAA i have been slurping for months.

>>57986566
AMD

>>57986523
Explain to me LUNR's business model. Is smashing landers into the moon a good return on investment. Even if it doesn't crash, how is that supposed to return profit to the investor?

>>57986566
MSTR calls

Who made money on WSM? i dont follow retail products but holy shit what a jump.

>>57986572
something something dividend trap, something something leverage=growth.

GOBBOS

A couple threads ago we were talking about search engines. This is usually what I do. Not for any reason other than enmity really.

>>57986508
That shit is disgusting. I cannot believe people eat it. Just eat your own feces. It is probably healthier and more palatable.

>>57986572
You'd have to have lead poisoning from their cables to consider buying it. They're a trash, dying company with no moat. And Zoomers are too afraid to call anywhere so the industry as a whole is dying.

>>57986588
Government contracts I guess, that’s about it, maybe some patent stuff. I’m just hoping Elon gets jealous and buys them out but nah LUNR is dead

>>57986587
forgot pic

I just want to fast forward to tomorrow already

>>57986577
Don't short the dollar G imo. I've never seen one fully staffed or without a line. Meaning that they are busy and their payroll expenses are low. Obviously people keep buying shit because I keep hearing them bitch about having to buy it.

LUNR has no business model. Don’t bring Elon into this. There is no money to be made on the moon right now, or in the next few decades. Buy LLAP you retard

I sold my SOUN at 3.30$

>emailed the people in the other team that I didn't have anything to discuss in our weekly meeting today
>they never responded so I didn't get to cancel it
Reeeeee

>>57986655
Fuck that don't go. God I have most office niggers (not you just the general smuggy faggot npc attitude they always have).

>>57986655
i just ghost the meetings. fuck other people's time.

>>57986621
>Government contracts I guess, that’s about it
Nevermind. I just realized they're trying to set up a base on the lunar south pole for in situ mining. Helium-3 is very valuable. I guess I've been shitting on LUNR too hard.

time to get a run in outside in this sunny 67 degree weather. good luck to all the anons who are still trading into close today

Dude. What the fuck's wrong with India?

>>57986672
the cost and logistics to get the materials to build an extraction plant on the moon would literally be unreal. it would have to be done as a coalition effort. even IF the helium was worth billions per ton.

>>57986566
TSM calls

do dividend chuds not understand that companies issue dividends specifically because they don't plan on growing?

>>57986549
why would you go short X when their price has not moved since the announcement of the nippon steel acquisition
good job i guess, biden seems to be the reason

>>57986680
>in this sunny 67 degree weather
Yeah, nice day today.

>>57986636
Yeah but even the busiest places can get heemed by shrinkage. Don't underestimate the danger of ragie wagies.

>>57986718
>get sold short
>issue a divvy
heh, nothing personal market maker

Cmon guys don’t play. Let’s shill google because it’s actually gonna go up right now

>>57986751
the stock drops after div-ex date, dividend does effectively nothing to short sellers, also you don't know what a market maker is, fucking retard

>>57986672
Why do I get the sense that He-3 is not the most liquid market?

>>57986672
How do the get it back to earth? Kaboom

OOOOOooooOOOOooOOOOOOoooooooooOOOOOOooOOOOOOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooOOOOOOOOO

>>57986696
>90% of traders lose
Not so bad, that's just a little worse than european CFDs traders.

>>57986696
kek!

>>57986720
Honestly, I got nothing but Providence, I wish I had some insider info, but unless some ghost psychotronically inserted, it's on something bigger than me. I was desperate to find anything that would help pay.

>>57986566

PANW....if there's one thing you can rely on, it's pelosi's coattails

>>57986708
The initial costs for off-planet mining are high, but the returns are higher. We can vastly exceed the entire Earth's economy in resource mining from the moon, asteroid belt, and the Kuiper belt. I'm bullish on in situ mining, but yeah, I don't see LUNR making headway anytime soon.

Yo how you finna spend money on these boomer ass stocks doing like .3% when I’ma bouta fucking 10x on shitcoins
Yall stupid fr lmao

>>57986720
looks like the investors think the deal will fall through. this is going to lead to more inflation as the cancerous communists and their unions create artificial scarcity in the steel market making the prices of everything from medical equipment to the electric motors in your moms vibrators rise in price. expect higher insurance rates, and higher food prices because of the contagion from this shit.

Guy on Shwab network just said he's bullish on IBM. I've decided to short it.

>>57986769
>How do the get it back to earth? Kaboom
Helium-3 is stable, inert, nontoxic and nonflammable. The costs of fuel to leave the gravitational pull of the moon is 1/3 of that of the Earth. Add to the fact that Helium-3 can be utilized as a fuel source that can be used to propel craft out of the moon's gravitational pull.
We can turn the moon into an expensive space gas-station.

First time buying SOXL calls. I went with $47 strike exp. 4/5. I’m going to be heemed aren’t I?

>>57986588
LUNR had no control on where nasa decided to put down their product. I don’t see how it their fault it tipped over.

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS
KISS MY BURGER KING CROWN

NVDA bros.... we got cocky... we will never see above 915 again.........

>>57986853
Cliffs and Nucor made offers as well. Cliffs's was in the high 40's? Dunno what Nucor was bidding.
Of course, at this point, it's unlikely those bids will hold from October 2023.

>>57986868
I forgot about He-3, we don't have to mine asteroids, we can just make a machine to sniff braps from the moon and send it back to the Earth. This is actually achievable in my lifetime. I'm buying more LUNR.

I'm surprised this didn't sell.
The new iphone (but apparently not ipad pro nor mini) having 3d camera's should have taken POV to extraordinary now levels of immersion.

>>57986892
>HE THOUGHT
>THE TECHTROONDEX
>WOULD SEE GREEN TODAY
NATGAS AND OIL
A
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G
A
SILLY TROONS

A
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DICKS ONLY GROW ON DUDES

O
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top signal

>>57986868
Right, an edge of town fuel station to get us to the intended destination on less vehicle weight up front. And, a science and industry colony, as well as vacation.
No re-entry burn means you can reduce time to transit and material quality, at a cost of higher fuel to decelerate, which becomes important when you get into opportunistic asteroid mining.

>>57986881
SOXL calls are for selling not buying.

first for Technical obedience

>>57986935
brb buying puts

>>57986942
>increase material quality
>>57986934
>Losers
Missed chances.

>>57986934
How much are you leveraged?

damn y'all cucks ain't got no superyacht don't kill my vibe

Which way NVDA niggers?

>>57987027
i think that guy needs some help

>>57987027
>has balls on top of his ship
faggot

>>57986982
Why use the moon as a place to shoot our hot sticky loads from the asteroids when we could just shoot all of our loads directly at Tehran? Also, if we hit the dark side of the moon with enough gold ore from our mining operation we pose a significant risk that we could end up in a situation where the moon gets knocked out of its current orbit and crashes into the earth destroying the whole planet in the process. Why risk destroying the whole planet when we could just destroy Tehran?

>>57987048
It's a hover craft retard, it can go on land or water.

>>57986696
They got a lot of villages to feed man.

uranium is unironically going out of business

>options that I only put 1-2k into are up 30%
>options I put 40k on are down 20%
This is dumb

be still my heart that was a moment.

>Wells Fargo downgrades tesla and price target down almost 50%
How much did shorts pay for this rating? Or are market makers shaking weak hands?

>>57986652
:(

Should I set some buy orders for Tesla at $170?

>>57986464
$63? Sounds like you're positive!

I really just want enough money to buy big kitty's.

>>57987043
Overall trend is still upwards without any negative catalysts, at least until FOMC

>>57987131
160

>-2.68%
make it stop

>$32,000 in VT
slow but steady

>>57987115
Wells Fargo probably did it to help them. they are not doing so hot right now.

>>57987139
you don't need a catalyst to be overbought.

>>57987112
What does 907 and 900 being red mean? that the lines find it unrealistic?
>>57987115
Elon is not exactly good friends with jews any longer

>>57986942
>>57987076
Now, you might be asking why are you mining and carrying to the moon, when we're all down here? And the answer is that colony ships and large space platforms are easier to build in orbit where they will be used, at least on the earth's breathable air and fuel sources. Not having all your launch pads in use 4 times a day globally just to get minerals and fuels out of atmosphere and out of gravity well means better quality of life, and more room for passenger craft to zero-G valentine's and anniversary Presidential Suite on the Station weekends. And while there's a Fed-Ex style argument for craft reduction costs, realistically, you shouldn't encourage people going to orbit for giggles. Not until we get fusion drives.

As for overloading the moon, the same thing could happen to earth, which is why you're mining opportunistic on asteroids as primary at some point. The moon, Mars, the kuiper belt on platforms, maybe closer to Sol, if the arabs get their way.

Bullish Forcefield tech stocks.

>>57987137
>adrenaline junkie
just gamble 0dte spy options with your whole paycheck if you want a rush.

>>57987011
None, just buying shares of NATGAS AND OIL company STOOKS.

when is nvidia going up again?

What happened in the last hour to cause this?

>>57987167
Hi Elon, make spaceX public.

finally green again, so sad i missed opening

>>57987172
can I do this on RH? If so how
>>57987115
Tesla is gay but WF is the worst of the too big to fail banks. Ignore them

>>57987172
My brain is already fried from options gambling. I just want a big kitty to play with.

>>57987192
>>57987196
Because they have to retool thousands of data centers and the price is right. You bet wrong, wagie.

>>57987224
yes, lie to them. tell them you have years of options experience and they will approve you for 0dte options. then click spy, click trade options. 0day is default option. then click buy calls/puts. make sure you can afford the premium (usually $5k for near the money) and watch it ride.
>>57987232
>felines are ambush predators
you will literally never know when the kill-switch flips, it will be too late.

>>57987140
120

>>57987196
chop

>>57987168
those are points of control. one is yesterdays breakout point the other is the weeks breakout point. Yellow is the periods fair price. its the more important number, its where the most volume was.
Red is the high point of where the volume dies

to turn this on you eithr want monkey bars, or volume profile whichever you feel is more aesthetic and informative.

>>57986482
SMCI will have good performance this week, then dump Monday through Wednesday, followed by a massive pump to new ATHs

need a power hour rally to finish the day or its a red one for me. this top crabbing is retarded as fuck, just crash already ffs

>>57987112
>>57987168
TA isn't real. RSI, MacD, P/E ratios, etc... those numbers mean something... but schizos drawing lines all over their charts...

> "Muh cup and handle! M-m-muh bear flag!"

...are retards. It's modern day snake oil astrology. Follow options flow and the companies fundamentals.

doesn't NVDA have a conference about ai on monday
anon is a panicking BITCH

>sold $SOUN yesterday for $6.16
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

President Trump, please save this pump. Amen.

we have lift off diamond broken and cup and handle.
this gives a +8% edge to the upwards movement.
>>57987293
so where does options flow and fundamentals say NVDA is headed before friday?

>>57987293
it is bullshit but algos are made to follow that bullshit so it is self-fulfilling

>>57987253
I was talking about the filename uranium company that was up an oscillating >1% all day then dropped to -2.6%.
but nvda will prevail by end of day.

Alright, I am now officially losing money on my WOOF puts

>>57987192
>>57986935
>>57986897
NVDA has the worst Batman chart ever

The worst possible close today would be 2% up to previous high 926.69 to confirm the Batman

>>57987298
wew lad you dun goofed
pump is only getting started

WHEN DO I BUY IN IVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR A BUY SIGNAL

Okay, I’m a mumu and have been slurping various things since last August, but does anyone actually think we’re not in a bubble? You’d have to be pretty fucking crazy not to, right? All the banks are pushing the story that it’s efficiently priced as to not slow down the buying frenzy, but everyone except the dumbest of retail and e/acc tards actually know what’s going on, right? How do you look at the exponential graph on SMCI and not start sweating profusely?

>India is achieving an 8.4% gdp growth rate
>that is with a BBB- credit rating pushing up corporate bonds over 9%
>its actually a huge controversy and scandel that the credit agencies refuse to give them a better credit rating despite only a 82% debt to gdp

>>57987298
good job getting out before it gets dumped in the future. Have you USED their chat bot?
>>57987364
I'd rather not participate in a (dot).ai pump and dump

buy and sell every 10 mins...
sell and buy

>>57987333
Checked. And check the flow... huge blocks and sweeps are being filled on the ask for huge premiums on 2DTE options. I would wager that a lot of institutions and big fish are banking on a close somewhere above 900. It's not perfect, but I'd rather swim with the school of big boys.

Filter them buy 100-500k... there's overall bullish sentiment, and from what I can tell, a fair bit of hedging with puts.

if the pattern holds,we should see about 1035 NVDA. Lets go Niggers lets Go.

>>57987293
In my backtesting this winds up being more or less true. Candlestick patterns and trend lines (not moving averages) are not consistent enough to be useful. Trend lines are pretty notorious bait spots where the market likes to do a cheeky dip through the line for funsies then pop right back in to the channel.

>>57987392
once you've ascended you will realize every single asset is a pump and dump
only then can you finally make it

>>57987455
I cannae argue with your logic.

i went to make dinner and my uranium went from being green 4% to being red 7%

im never eating again

>>57987285
>then dump Monday through Wednesday, followed by a massive pump to new ATHs
I agree, the news for next week is priced in already. Great company still, so slurping after the dumpies.

>>57987472
Bro? Just eat uranium

>DNN: -1.92%
>DENN: -2.89%

The pair trade is FUCKED

POWER HOUR PLEASE
I NEED IT
JEROME

>>57987261
cats have a language and bind family. you do have to be careful as they get old, they can get senile like us, and that can cause confusion. males might also take to attempting alpha if they are stressed for food or space.
but of the things that get me wondering when I go to the mountains, besides other people, is cats. bears are heavy, and don't normally like human taste. Cats may not care, and they can remove your spinal connection before you know you're dead.
I carried a shovel positioned to block the back of my neck, so if they got the drop on me, they'd be nose to either steel or wood first. Something to consider for west-coast mountain equipment merchants, is a neck armor piece that breathes well enough to do heavy walking and doesn't put the flesh at risk if you take a fall.

That's for you HBI.

>>57987285
>MCSI
I really dislike how much the Chinese government is being sponsored by someones.

>>57987378
Until AI unemploys 10% of the population lmao get rekt

>>57987431
what I do is map open interest in my head. and I think I get to about the same place.

Literally only one stock in my portfolio is green right now

Is it over intc bros? Ab to sell my position

>>57986747
Everything I've seen is anecdotal and regional. It is one of my shit plays.

>Feb 24- DG opens its 20,000th store
Walmart has less than 5,000 and more close weekly do to "Socioeconomic factors"

Walmart is hell on its vendors. Getting picked up by walmart is a curse. There is a margin that want to expand (Against your direction as a manufacture) periodically. Walmart basically says "We will encroach upon the margins you make from our business by x % per y years.


I feel like this has and will lead to an inferior products (Obviously a tribute disposable boomer things) and customer dissatisfaction.

Additionally the financial disparity seems to be closing somewhat... Especially considering wmt is 10x the size of dg.

didn't dig very deeply.

>ADBE calls-1%
>TSM calls -40%
>INTC calls -44%
>AAPL calls -5%
>Index funds idk probs up like 250k ytd but I can't touch them till I retire
>cash left 4k
I'm over extended and fucked. Like biggly fucked

>>57987536
They need more gay and black people. Preferably gay black women.

And they need to wear hard hats to collect that CHIPS Act money.

>>57987438
at best they're a minor short term edge. I think the strongest signals give like 10% edge. which if you combine with options. as long as you don't bet the farm can squeak out ahead of convexity, logical knowledge and illogical knowledge is the same as far as the markets are concerned.
"I want it" and "You can take it" don't have to be logical.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>57987551
I think this is the one where Rocker talked about OLLI and why the Dollars are shit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-oYDL4fXdA

>>57987531
>Imagine not holding VSCO
which is also green

>>57987588
I'll spin this up on the way home so I just listen and don't gotta watch. I like hearing different (wrong) opinions. Sad he won't stand by his antisemitism against his family. Can he even really be himself ?

>>57987551
DG is interesting, it is the only thing keeping many small towns from evaporating due to no other options for the goods they sell.

>>57987604
>VSCO
Isn't that an iphone app for teen girls? I ain't investing in that

>>57987555
Same here man. Can only hope tsm pulls itself out of the sitter by earnings. I started trying to FUD it on wsb since it seems like ever since they started talking about it all the time it started dumping

>>57987628
No, its a women's lingerie and girl's sweats brand

>>57987551
more locations are good, but brings shipping costs. dg generics, against fuel costs, easily matches walmart generics in alot of rural locations. the addition of the veggies and fruits in dg, imo, is yet to be proven profitable but does make the trip more valuable to a hurried mom. dg had a mid-sized supermarket model they were either testing or keeping, and it competed directly with walmart for foods. the combination of dollar tree and family dollar are bringing competition to the dg model. they certainly undercut the local IGA, which is good for buyers, but bad for labor.

At this point I'm tempted to just inverse every entry I get

>>57987555
don't worry anon, i will make smol adbe short at closing

>>57987632
Those fucks ruin everything lmao. I saw some dude make a massive post saying how ADBE is gonna moon now I wanna load up on pic rel but I'm worried I'm gonna get iv crushed

>>57986828
early life section explains it

>>57987521
I mean there's more than one way to skin a cat. I have been a dumbfuck put/call buyer since I started trading end of 2022.... but averaging buys using MACD under the 200MA in a bullish trend seems like it's works. Double check options flow and you're kinda there...

It isn't always perfect though, options flow on ADBE is overall bearish, but I still am long and am holding calls through earnings.

>>57987667
>women's

>>57987667
Oh, Victoria's Secret
They've been a dying mall brand for over a decade now
I'm out

Is there anything more retarded than industry based ETFs?

>want to invest in niche industry
>buy an ETF for it
>check what it contains
>80% of the companies are boring big market cap stocks from other industries because the etf wants to have a good return all the time
>when the industry really explodes the etf will be up like 5%

>>57987716
I'm annoyed we don't have more specific reit etfs

>>57987716
it do be like that tho

>>57987713
>Victoria’s Secret
Damn there was a chick I used to sext that was obsessed with them and would show off the shit she bought. Never got to fuck her sadly, she either ghosted me or died

>turn on a random unwatched rocker wideo
"I want to talk about bussy"

I've noticed lately that /smg/ is parroting the same things major news outlets are saying about the stock market and the economy. Why do most of you now trust their masters?

>>57987670
>LNKUSD

>>57987738
She wanted you to buy VS for her because she was cash poor
If you had been the player you wouldnt have gotten played

rocker please lose some weight

>>57987700
I have a hard time trusting options flow. Crwd, tgt and dell all had bearish flows and went up like crazy

>>57987713
i dont understand companies like petco and victoria secret that IPOd recently but been around forever

>>57987752
i learned to stop worrying and love your mom

Someone name the stock
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-CG5w4YwOI

>>57987752
>Why do most of you now trust their masters?
/smg/ are seeking buy liquidity

>>57987752
i ignore all news and just buy when the market goes down

>>57987687
Seems risky tbqh, but what do I know, I'm down 40% kek

>>57987755
Exactly, what a retard.

Chads trade GLNK.

>>57987777
Nothing is perfect. It's always a risk, especially around earnings. What's the success rate on TA?

>>57987716
>ng big market cap stocks from other industries because the etf wants to have a good return all the time
>>when the industry really explodes the etf will be up like 5%
there are equal weight ETF like XBI you can find.

>>57987781
That's just PLTR.

>>57987769
She had a great ass, small tits though
I didn’t spend a dime on her, thank God

>>57987815
Figures.
Well, it was a good run for the late 20th.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M11SvDtPBhA
>verification not requried

if you read this your animal brain is programmed to the benefit of society and you will never make it

>>57987794
I sold my calls in profit and the ones breaking even. Now I only have WAY otm calls left.

Like when I mean way otm I mean like 900+ June

reminder that there are people ITT who prefer right over left

>>57987837
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4a1fhDAWcE

>>57987853
Liking tomboys is quantitatively straighter than liking bimbos.

>>57987716
or when you buy a space-themed ETF and it contains John fucking Deere lmao

Is nvda seriously gonna end the day green after it just fucked over the rest of semis?

>>57987878
>tomboy

>>57987894
Nope
Back to the gutter

SPY BROS

>>57987356
>Batman chart
Holy shit he's right, it's going up up up up

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

>>57987909
WTF IS HAPPENING

>>57987716
>buys ETF before checking the constituents
that's like buying shoes without trying them on, why would you do that

will the diamond hold?

>>57987917
Crashing with no survivors?
I hope so, after losing 30% on my DLTR in an instant I'm a little bothered.

What the fuck is going on with Adobe?? Looks like SPY is dumping too.

>>57986431
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

End of day MASS GRAVES

>>57987780
>>57987787
>>57987789
Aren't you concerned that this rally could be bait to liquidate retail investors

Reminder bobo nothing happens. Just buy calls for tomorrow with your short leaps on the back burner. It’s fml too. Soon mehopesforaheemin.

>>57987943
Sorry I sold my calls for this month

Should I buy ARM lock up lotto puts or Dragons Dogma 2?

Someone always knows.

stop eating goyslop

>>57987253
I look like this

VOO just collapsed

NVDA KEKS OH NONONONONONO

Opinion on MDGL (Madrigal Pharmaceuticals)?
Tomorrow the FDA will most likely give their verdict on their NASH drug. If the FDA will approve it it will mean they have first mover advantage with the competition lacking behind 3+ years.

>>57987957
no, i'm a boglehead. i've been holding and buying for the last 10 years. never selling.

I have manually purchased my monthly Roth IRA allotment of SPY and BIL. Do with this information what you will.

>>57987917
dunno everything is slipping.
Stocks bonds gold
looks like a risk on scenario appeared somewhere maybe banks

What the fuck happened?
>>57987882
Everything this woman touches turns to dust. It's not her fault tsla was downgraded but for fucks sake she's like a vulture.

IS THIS THE BIG ONE

>>57987943
>>57987941
>>57987962

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SXX-pWzOY8

Lmao it's actually amazing, nothing happens until literally the moment I step away and eat lunch. Did someone say something or...?

>>57988011
I think Jpow said the n word

>>57988001
it's the big one, Lamont!

>>57987991
looks like its isolated to semis

Anddddd just like that, NVDA will open 800 tomorrow. thanks for playing.

PEEPEEAI LEAKED AAAAAAA

>>57988001
inverted cup and handle?

>>57987961
>Dragons Dogma 2?
is it out? the original was great but I'm american so I couldnt play the MMO and I dont want to not understand the story

>>57987917
It sure has nothing to do with 0dte

>>57988058
going $150 I'd say

>>57988076
Next week I think

>>57988001
is it finally time to buy this garbage?

>>57988058
Oh, we're going thick stanky bubble gum?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-u5WLJ9Yk4

>>57988041
>-1.4%

Average /smg/ bear.

>>57988099
it's all downhill from here kid.

You can still close green by buying VSCO and BB

>>57987752
>major news outlets are saying
What are they saying?

Spy calls for ez money

>>57988001
how low will it go?

>>57988135
How low do you want it?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEb2CecR11I

Was it really all a shakeout for the next leg higher?

>>57988001
I fucking hoe TSLA goes to zero. Every time I'm in the vicinity of one of their shit cars, I have to be on edge in case the software fucks up and tries to vaporize me in a lithium fire.

I don't like being bullish NVDA but its still got some room to run

>>57986696
To be fair, 9 out of 10 first worlders also lose money with options.

TF WAS THAT???

peas beans and rice for like two weeks dude THATS IT, its time to CONSOOM two peanut butter and jelly SAMMICHES riight MEOOWWWWW

>>57988168
dunno

>>57988185
jewish trickery

>>57988189
Do it. Stack them dollar bills. Buy it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEPTlhBmwRg

>>57988001
3 peaked in 2023 just like it did in 2022, it's going down to 130-140 before it shoots back up, which it WILL shoot back up because Musk already announced he wants to buy more so he can tell the board to shove it.

>>57988189
I'm so goddamn hungry.

What even was that dump?

Want to sell RTX Raytheon and get a small cap defence stock. Anyone invest in defence? Looking at Avon (not small anymore), Leonardo DRS (sensors and rotor blades or something line goes up), Aerovironment (drones) or BWX (nuclear),

Any idea if these stocks are shit?

>NVDA ends red
BIG fall confirmed tomorrow

Um I just bought, why does it rugpull now? The government has to step in right?

>>57988114
Or I can just keep sitting here with my NATGAS AND OIL.

>>57988199
Found it.
Mr Big.

>>57988232
Suck Lucky's dick and maybe he'll let you invest in Anderall

>>57987882
You won't be laughing when the moon gets converted into a penal colony using prison labor for agricultural production

>>57987829
>She had a great ass, small tits
So, the ideal body type

>>57987882
Gets me every time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
WHY ARE WE DUMPING ON NO NEWS

>>57988232
Look up HII. Oldest naval shipbuilder in the US and fat divvies.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57987907
Praise be to Allah.

>>57988248
No idea what this means. What defence stock is going to outperform RXT and LHM

>>57988271
see
>>57987980

>1 cent SOXS $4 calls
I mean what's there to lose here, really

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Youse guys are going to be hurting if you bought anything other than puts, today.

>>57988222
smell it. smell the air. look around. everyone wants motion. try not to be called Rex for a few days, imo.
>>57988232
I've wondered, but the prices were always so high when I was looking, and the competition is killer. Top of the world one day, outdated in an instant. It's easily the smallest sector for me, the Ukraine thing has put multiples in that I can't justify right now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1V_xRb0x9aw

>>57988291
The guy who invented vr headsets and then he invented the defense sector for the US

>>57988299
1 dollar you could be using to short nvda

>>57988219
open up, its apple season aaahhhhh

>>57988210
i am SPENDIIIINGGGG

why is cxai pumping?

>>57988286
This. It's feeling good to have a stake in ARAMCO.

TSLA

>>57988318
no no, wait stoOOOOP! I misunderstood. Keep stacking keep stacking!
Splurge on 1 good cheese and butter, and stay on the beans. Give yourself a bit more, imo.

>>57988244
is that in ToS? haven't seen that option

>>57988266
A small shapely ass and either big or flat is depending on preference is ideal. What are you gonna do with a girl with a big ass? what are you gay

>>57988181
How does anyone lose money with options? Just pretend you want to sell options and then buy the inverse 1 step closer

>>57988345
time and sales on the right.

Kek baggies.

>>57988348
>What are you gonna do with a girl with a big ass?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HQT61R9a2Bk

>>57986720
>>57986901
>>57986853
>CLF tranny thought biden'd be the chosen president for his calls
>got BEAR'D to dead
Lmao

fuck crab days

>>57988339
>TSLA
>AAPL

>>57988362
neat, thanks

>good data tomorrow
>S&P 500 pumps 1.5%
>FOMC next week mentions rate cuts in the future
>S&P 500 closes 3% up for the week
a big dump is coming but this piggy will keep getting fatter

>>57988383

bruh

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57988348
>What are you gonna do with a girl with a big ass?
it's a lot of fun to watch it jiggle when you pound it
tits should be at least 2x as big as you can fit into one hand, and ass cheeks 3-5x

>fagnificient 7 underperformance
Fag7fags... it's over...

>>57988383
>>57988383
I appreciate how nothing is left to waste, the shell is devoured too. Based fish

>>57988413
Down .73%. But I still think SMCI will pump bigly on Monday.

>>57988413
mr krabs and mr broker are nibbling at my flesh but I remain to fight another options expiry

>>57988272
Looks nice but 10b and a 1% dividend with mostly flat stock price over 5 years? Looking for explosive disruptive growth.
>>57988306
Yeah but RTX and Lockheed have barely moved.

>>57987755
I got an entry signal on my TA, I trade it. I follow my system and trade the charts, not the fundamentals

>>57988413
-0.20%

>>57988413
-1.88%

>>57988314
NVDA still has more upside. No puts until my lizard brain detects it's on the downward spiral, and no calls either. I couldn't do options til last week because my broker cucks me and I only just got wealthsimple.

>>57988383
What fish is this so I know to avoid it

>>57988413
Out of all 21 positions, all of which are NATGAS AND OIL of course, only SUN is red on the day. Just a tiny bit tho.

>>57988447
>my broker cucks me
Many such cases

Who is shorting PLTR?

https://twitter.com/i/status/1767940876146241809

Green shoots. For bears.

$15,000 thousand USD dollars

one play

call it

>>57988440
Biden won't make a big commitment to any war because it's an election year, right?

>>57988464
itrade fuckin sucks because they want to protect their customers, yet they'll give out a line of credit for anything, makes me think

>>57988413
Another day of being down over 5 figures. TSM needs to stop being a faggot for one fucking day

is it time to be an oil chad?

>>57988470
dude said pro jew things and his employees are walking

>>57988417
Now remove NVDA

>>57988481
GME calls

>>57988413
+1.2%

>>57988413
-32% waiting for the fed pump on monday

>>57988413
-0.87%

>>57988470
Alex Karp himself and Peter Thiel have certainly been selling recently.

>>57988413
I closed the brokerage tab this morning. I wont look until next week unless I catch news and feel I need to adjust my positions based on it. I would never invest in anything I wouldn't also be willing to take my eyes off of for a week. I won't let randos on an image board for japanese comic book fans change my mind.
C U Next Wednesday bicth.

>>57988413
-3%

>>57988496
uh oh

>>57988344
o-okay... but i'm still gonna get my peanut butter and jellies

>>57988481
NVDA long straddle 5x

>>57988517
Take out MSFT too.

>>57988413
Down 0.11% today, so better than 2/3 indices. I'll take it!

>>57988481
Intel

>>57988413
-1%

>>57988517
I rest my case

>>57988481
BOIL

>>57988413
>-0.79%
>YTD: +10.04%

Here's the plan: I'm going to redeem some of my physical uranium, then dump it into the Yangtze river. Cancer treatment stocks will moon.

>>57988517
only company worth a damn there is amzn
microsoft still soft doms computers tho.

>>57988552
Don't even joke about that. I'm down a lot of money on this shitcoin of a stock

>>57988481
5k each on tickers NI, GGE, and RS.

If I wanted to trade credit default swaps how would I go about doing that as a retail goyim? Call my female broker?

>>57988542
ok

>>57988481
SMCI. They are officially admitted to the S&P500 next Monday and every index fund in creation will start slurping them up.

>PATH
oooooooOOOOOOOooooooo

>>57988595
You cannot unless you're lower middle class (>7 figures).

Any reason you don't want to short the company's equities?

>>57988607
daamn, S&P selling us out, as usual.
that's bearish af for the US imo.

>>57988579
get in now, sell this or next friday, buy followup dip

intel may be chad but these mouthbreathers are gonna take it down with them short term

>>57988481
LUNR, long

>>57988481
SILJ, on the breakout.

>>57988483
War is a well known move for lame fuck presidents to hold their seat.

>>57988413
Up 1.92%. My small caps that usually go down went up instead, and whatever happened at 3:27 wasn't them.

who here actually daytrades aka actually makes money

>>57988481
>fifteen thousand dollars thousand USD dollars

>>57988616
/rereads post twice

Okay, so.... what the fuck were you trying to say, again? Or am I talking to a bot?

>>57988611
>>7 figures
What if it's exactly 7 figures?
>Any reason you don't want to short the company's equities?
I watched PBS Frontline's 4 part series on the 2008 financial crisis and I think I'm at least equally as competent as the bankers who started these derivatives

>>57988481
nvda march 29th calls for strike of 1k.

>>57988662
Right. Fifteen million, like he said.

>>57988657
>actually makes money
Irrelevant, it's like my kindergarten gym teacher Mr. Bowen used to say, if you had fun you won!

>>57988677
If you're as competent as the bankers, reaching 7 figures and getting your ISDA should be a walk in the park.

>>57988694
KEK
BASED

>>57988413
+2.32%

>>57988694
sounds AUS as fuck, did you have to wear a hat too in cloudy weather?

How are the emu meat stocks?

>>57988657
Working on it. I need 18K to get past PDT then the sky's the limit.

Baker was all in 0dte SPY calls.
burgerkingnigger.png

God Tesla stock makes me so depressed, I really should cut my losses and dump it

>>57988703
>ISDA
I'm on their website and I don't see any membership options for retail goyim

do mumus really think this is the new paradigm?
only green weeklies, for months on end
this is madness I tell you

is this true?

>>57988778
>>57988778

>>57988748
You just talk to your wealth advisor and they'll set you up.

>>57988774
this however, is sane and true

>>57988774
NO. moar like x1000

>>57988657
I made about $500 last week with a couple NVDL swings. Then tried to swing it again on Friday and was immediately down $1000. Still holding that one though, probably will make money but not a day trade.

>>57988666
it's gonna end up in a /pol/ screed about juice.
msci is a chinese spy-tech company, with the chinese market tanking, everyone in china is looking for chinese assets.

>>57987438
Please ser may i have the source?