/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57985184
based bake early baker

- your friend CYBERCHAD

>>57985184
>GameStop is the new Berkshire Hathaway
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/18dnwrz/gamestop_ceo_ryan_cohen_is_now_free_to_invest

>Current Basic Data
https://gme.crazyawesomecompany.com
https://finra-markets.morningstar.com/MarketData/EquityOptions/detail.jsp?query=14%3A0P000002CH
>Real-Time Trades
https://www.nasdaq.com/market-activity/stocks/GME/latest-real-time-trades
https://eresearch.fidelity.com/eresearch/gotoBL/fidelityTopOrders.jhtml

>Mandatory study time
>The Everything Short
https://www.reddit.com/r/GME/comments/mgucv2/the_everything_short
>Watch Along
youtu.be/AaalT8rn9lc [Open]
>Naked Short Selling and Systemic Risk
youtu.be/FCiL4v7_z9E [Open]
>Failure to Deliver
youtu.be/I0WXg5T3cBE [Open]

>Theoretical DDs
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stag_hunt
https://prospect.org/power/how-the-gamestop-hustle-worked
>DD Compilation
https://reddit.com/r/DDintoGME/comments/mnss65
https://gmedd.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/GMEdd-GameStopValuation-16Nov21-1.pdf
>Quarterly Movements, Equity Total Return Swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, Short Interest, and Futures Roll Periods
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pb22oj
>Cellar Boxing
https://reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/pmj9yk
>Comparison DD
https://pdfhost.io/v/05TEEk3U6_MOV_GME_Comparison_Doc

>GME short
>Percentage of float as of Jan 15th, 2021: 226.42%
https://www.reddit.com/r/Superstonk/comments/o7klxj/looks_like_the_recent_robinhood_class_action_si
>SEC GME stocks report
https://www.sec.gov/files/staff-report-equity-options-market-struction-conditions-early-2021.pdf
>HF/broker class action lawsuit evidence
https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042/gov.uscourts.flsd.590042.416.0.pdf
>Unfuddable
Shorts never closed and there exists more fakes than real shares, MOASS is a matter of time
>What will happen if Citadel becomes insolvent?
Total hedgies death, DTCC with 60T USD, will pay as the final boss with FDIC as the insurance

Last time on /GME/: >>57968177 #

>>57985221
you forgot picrel chad gamestoper

>>57985248
I did thank you.

be frank

it's joeover

We should schedule a date to buy GME gift cards for other anons. Go to your local gamestop. Pay with cash for gift cards. Then give them to real life friends or anonfrens on biz or otherwhere on the inter webs. Picrel is an example of something you can get if you have no need for physical copies of games.

Another strategy would be to try and get the board of directors/advertising department of GME involved with esports. I think it would be pretty invigorating if GameStop could be a world championship counterstrike sponsor or something of the same nature. Someone with twitter or Reddit try and get Mr. Chewy cohens attention and GME execs with sponsorships related to esports.

>>57985538
It's been over. Everyone here missed selling the top now we just cope with meme dates and cohen's twitter

Gme up 3% Nvda down 3% hmmmm

>Gme up 3% Nvda down 3% hmm-ACK!!

>we we we
>oui oui oui

>>57985673
Cohen is going to bet all of GameStop's remaining cash on it, just in time for the crash.

>I was only pretending to be retarded

>>57985728
Can you imagine? Kek. Just like the NFT marketplace, I wouldn't even be mad if Ryan put the whole 1.2 Billy into NVDA at the top

>>57985673
zoom out lol

>>57985806
unbelievable

>>57985184
Come home to crypto

despite the futile efforts to contain the price, we break into the last channel

>>57985605
You reddit tourists need to learn not to trust a jew

also, today I bought more. I was going to do it anyway, but I bought extra just for this comment.
seethe :)

>zoom out lo-ACK!
Looks even worse for baggots lol

>>57986322
unfathomably based and checked

>>57985594
>here anon, now you can buy an overpriced low quality hunk of shit from an inconveniently out of the way store

There's something inside this
Confusion we face
We marvel in silence
As time ticks away
Where's the ledge?
I can't touch it
But I feel it's so close
Where's the ledge?
I can't touch it
But I feel it's close

>can’t even hold $15
fucking pathetic

Now that retail own >51% of the shares, you guys should vote me onto the board just as a joke haha. I definitely would NOT do anything to disrupt the US financial system haha.

>>57986722
We gotta slurp and thank kenny for the cheapies!!! Imagine the slurping when we go below 10 dollars in a few months. We'll lock the float and finally start MOASS!! WAGMI

Kek baggies

tell your supervisor I demand & deserve better psy-ops

>>57987788
Checked. The shills have been pathetic recently.

>>57985594
>How do you do fellow anons let’s plan some coordinated security manipulation

>>57985594
>Buying something for someone else that's anonymous
Come to the glory hole at the corner of 7th and 12th and you can blow me though it without spending any money instead, if you want to do something nice for a stranger.

>>57985594
Wow what great ideas. Why didn't Ryan Cohen come up with these himself?

>>57975948
Here’s a reminder that this happened.

>>57987912
>>57988141
>>57988659
>>57988661
>>57988849
bump your dogshit slide thread as hard as you can, don't slip off page 10 (again!) larping faggots

>>57985594
Kek

>>57988933
Checked. Logo threads are bad because team tripfag doesn’t spam them sometimes. It’s all so clear now death to the evil GameStop logo.

>>57988889
>>57988896
>>57988915
>>57988941
>>57988978
Look at all of the quality content logo fags are trying to hide. Damned evil logo enjoyers.

>>57989042
>>57989066
>”bump your dogshit slide thread as hard as you can, don't slip off page 10 (again!) larping faggots“
Funny how the full fud ids are half of their bumps. “I legitimately love to see it. It’s almost like they don’t believe we have basic pattern recognition”

>>57989054
>>57989128
bump harder larping faggot

>57989128
Keep fighting the good fight glownigger. Also stop impersonating me faggot.

this is the bad thread

>they don't know how to sage
holy fuck they aren't sending their best

>>57989173
How the fuck is using your own quote against you impersonation?

>>57988933
Checked! Thanks for the bump.

kek GAY BABIES

>>57985605
>It’s over that’s why there’s still a coordinated stock bashing campaign just give up and cut your losses

>>57986322
Checked pic. I think TA is horseshit for a stock manipulated this hard however.

Dollar Tree and Family Dollar have lost BILLIONS in one quarter and are set to close 1,000 stores. GameStop is next

>>57990119
What a coincidence that the financial media articles about DLTR are the same templates used for other targeted stocks. It’s almost as if there’s a Wall Street cabal killing and looting struggling retailers. What are the odds the situation dollar tree is currently in was caused by corrupt executives and consultants?

>>57990625
>struggling retailers
Nice FUD, shillie. Short GameStop then.

>>57990840
GameStop was targeted because they believed it could be killed. Activists joining the board and purging the corruption is how GameStop started their turnaround.
GameStop wasn’t struggling nearly as hard as some of these other retailers which is why it’s the safest bet for liftoff.

bumping the real thread

>>57992282
It’s funny how the shills self quarantine when they want a thread to die. The few posts they make here are immediately followed by a “kek baggie” tier bump in the glowthread

>no trip
>not the real thread
>permission to shitpost: approved

All the retard rain cone had to do was buy bitcoin but he is a scammer and a cunt who only cares about his faggot apple shares and diluting on baggies it was a scam and always will be chek em

oh no larp harder faggots :-(

>>57993400
>the seething anti GameStop fag is actually just shitposting because they love the baker who doesn’t glow
>this also doesn’t glow
Please move along nothing to see here

wagmi

>>57994780
>>57996384
At least dont buy more and read about Sunk cost fallancy

I think I shall buy $1200 of shares today.

Do not tempt me to buy more Griffin

I watched a YouTube video about you and BBBY
Heard you guys are schizos lol

>>57997121
>t. Hannah enthusiast

>>57997100
You want bbby levels of bagholding?

You will see it first here

Dead like gme hu

>>57997197
Ledgies must be rage bumping the other bake in order to hide this data

the loops are rising

>>57998289
True, the fake thread has even more replies

I can't log into my computershare account because I am not receiving the text message for the 2 factor authentication. Make sure you can log into your account guys. Go log in right now and be sure. I think someone fucked with my phone number I put into my computershare account because now it has 1 extra digit in it. Either someone nefarious added an extra number that I can't see into my phone or I am retarded. Either way I have to call them and get it fixed ASAP.
Double check your account guys and make sure you can log in.

>>57998542
>I am retarded
probably

>>57997197
context

>>57997197
Can someone explain this to me like I'm a dumb shit?

>>57999984
DARK POOL AWAITING TO DROP BUY ORDER ON NEWYORK STOCK EXCHANGE

When is the next earnings? I have to send computershare snail mail to unlock my account. Fml

>>57999984
It means MOASS in 2026.

>moass isn’t real
>you fell for a sub-10 iq test
>you’ve wasted 4 years of your short life
>you will always be poor, you’re genetically condemned to fall for stuff like this
Don’t mind me, just dropping in to piss on the worthless trash that makes up societies underclass

>>57999984
nothing good

>>57999984
means your a retarded baggie.

How has your life improved sice first buying into Gamestop (Ticker: GME)?

>>58001710
i learned. i came. i conquered. i came.

>>58001710
>How has your life improved sice first buying into Gamestop (Ticker: GME)?
I sold on the short squeeze and used the profits as a down payment on a house. At 2.1% interest. Baggies seethed and coped and now I come back to these threads to kek the baggies who will never make it. Thanks baggies!

>>58001775
Based as fuck. Baggers will never learn. Baggers are going to die poor.
Here's mfw baggots rope

>>58001775
Legend, I also love lying

>>58001816
They promised me brainstop would crash the housing market and I'd be sorry.
>that was when brainstop was at $200
Lmao stupid fucking brainstop baggies will never make it

Digits are the number of weeks until MOASS. Checkem

>>57986368
I hold both, so I can't lose :^)

>>58001851
Kek just because you're a dumbfuck baggot doesn't mean everyone is baggot piece of shit. The fact you can't even imagine it betrays your low intellegence.

>>58001911
Baggie you're supposed to put everything you have into Bagstop. Why would you buy anything else if Bagstop is going to be 75 million PER SHARE??

>>58001851
I like to thank /smg/ for the tip off and I like to thank /gme/ for the sell signal :^)

Anyone from 2021 still here? Been feeling murmurs, of movement so I decided to check the threads. This is the slowest I've seen the threads since 2021, people still lurking?

>>58001140
>Don’t mind me, just dropping in to piss on the worthless trash that makes up societies underclass
Glad you're here to vent your spleen about how you REALLY feel about us!

>>58001964
Only the middest of midwits and baggie kekkers are left. This is our thread now.

>>58001936
Because I like watching green line go up, why wouldn't I own a few shares? Also, Nvidia succeeding is bullish for GME because graphics cards are kind of a big deal for the gaming industry, gamers will buy them no matter the price, and GameStop's zealous customers will buy them from them even at a slightly higher mark up.

>>58002052
>i invest in things other than gme because I like watching green line go up
fucking brutal self-own

>>58002052
>Because I like watching green line go up,
But you own GME? I thought all GME holders were green?

>>58002073
How is it a self own? Who said I had to only invest in ONE thing? I have VOO, NVDA, GME, and I accumulate when I can. If you're so confident that GME is gonna go bankrupt, just put your money where your mouth is and short it, pussy.

>>58002052
GameStop makes no money on PC. Only on console, which are in the absolute dirt this Gen.

>>58002144
Two more weeks :^)
>>58002164
What percentage of profit do they keep for PC parts sold vs consoles?

>>58002164
How much money does gamestop make from reselling steam online giftcards?

You did buy every single one of your shares when it went to $40 in Feb 2021 right? You did do that and all your shares are still in the green, right?

>>58002205
Don't laugh but my average is $180

>>58002182
Considering that they nuked their pro membership to exclude the digital currency, they lost their ass on it
>>58002181
Go into a gamestop store for once and you'll find out the answer

>>57985184
>>57985221
>>57985296
Can you seriously stop being such a massive childish board spamming faggot? No one cares that you're "owning" some other random anon you absolute embarrassment. You're such a spastic loser that you can't even stop to make sure you post right and forget pictures because you're in such an autistic scramble to spam make sure you "won" today by having "your" thread up. Faggots like you are why the internet has become such an unfun normie filled shithole, you can't even troll right.

Kys

Can any anon slide me $750 ?
I am facing crisis

>>58002298
Kek broke baggie

>>58002272
>Considering that they nuked their pro membership to exclude the digital currency
There's absolutely no reason to be a PRO member anymore

>>58001916
Kek, love it. I also like to fud sometimes.

TWO TONES ON THE GHOST,
THREE PHONES AND A BOAT,
FOUR CORNERS OF THE GLOBE,
FIVE FINGERS FOR THE GOLD,
SIX PIECE FOR THE COLD,
SEVEN LOCKS ON THE DOUGH,
ONE KID, NOW THE GOAT,

WHERE THE FUCK YOU WANT TO GO?
WHERE THE FUCK YOU WANT TO GO?
WHERE THE FUCK YOU WANT TO GO?
WHERE THE FUCK YOU WANT TO GO?

>glownigger failed to split the thread again
>this thread starts getting spammed with their posts
I thought this wasn’t a real thread bros? Almost as if you need to earn that salary.

>>58002163
>If you're so confident that GME is gonna go bankrupt
it's not going bankrupt
it's going to down-crab for an eternity like it already has for 3 years

>>58002297
The avatar faggot tranny lost :)

>>58002452
Correct. By the way the pro memberships made them a shit ton of money, so they're about to lose their ass yet again

>>58002680
yeah this
bagstop is going to $3

>>58002711
I haven't even renewed mine this year. Fuck Ryan Cohen, Fuck GameStop. I'm not buying shit from there until I get some fucking money back

I've been crunching the numbers and the results have led me to a very startling conclusion. Frens, I have some bad news:

We're going to WAGMI so hard we skip right over the 90s and bring back the 80s instead.

Thread theme:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kb1_38445vA

Kenny are these shills the best you could get or what you could afford? Look Ken, you don't have to send your best, but you should send better than this.

>>58002815
Lmao shill bros why can't they take the hint? Why do baggots strive to split their own threads? Based mods keeping the discussion of brainstop in 1 thread

>>58003101
>kennoid is hecking LOSING
>$14
ok

>>58002680
>>58002813
Post your shorts then.

>58003178
cheaters never win and winners never cheat

>baggies are seething coping and shidding themselves because they can't thread split
Tripfaggots blown the fuck out

>>58003118
This
The real thread is here

>>58003063
I am down for that

>>58003270
Yikes, nigger. Can you cool it with the toxicity?

Wow, 24 hours and only just over a third of the thread filled.

Hello sers
Why gme dump with market when gme negative beta?
Why float no drs one (1) time?
Why no moass?

>>58003317
Thread will fill up faster now that it's the only one competing for baggies throats

Whole lot of seething today
Fake thread is trash

>>57985184
SNEED HEDGIES
SNEED HEDGIES
SNEED HEDGIES

Am I the only one who was only able to get to mid-XXX? Am I above the sui-line?

>>58003543
Oh you're above it for sure :^)

Shill sisters we did it! We were able to thread split and fud the gme baggies to *checks notes* -20% on the 6 month, -14% year to date, and -15% on the 1 year!

Shout out to bake interns for staying up all night bumping this early bake before it fell off page 10. Let's keep sliding until gamestop is finally bankrupt! I know we said that would happen in 2021, but I have high hopes once we finally rematch the baggies for $40 pre-split!

>>57985184
>>57985221
thank you for diligently larping shill sister!

I'm proud to announce that my latest shares have finally become long term! Thanks for the tax savings, Kenny!

>>57985219
Thank you for the bump! Try not to admit to early thread splitting in the next one though.

>>58003843
Woah now, did someone say long term capital gains?! Don't you know that when you bought the top of gme you're actually disqualified from long term capital gains!!! Haha baggert!

>>58003853
>>58003827
>>58003779
Kek this seethies is definitely part of the stny troon hedgies team

>>58003446
>be indian
>gay op the threads
>get everyone jannies when they make fun of you
>have jannies implement a waiting period for posting
>"look at how slow the thread is baggies"
Unfortunately, you don't do this for free. You suffer rectal bleeding for this. Fuck jannies.

>>58003779
Member shill sisters said $5 eoy 2021 and here we 2024 a splvi later and still not $5

>>57985248
>>57985296
your teamwork in keking the bagglets will be in my tomorrow's round table, you deserve the recognition for your daily and consistent efforts!

>>58003543
I just went from 100ish to 1000ish these past 2 weeks, thanks brypto

>>58003288
Checked.

>>58003543
Dead or alive, you're gonna WAGMI.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxgCZApw1nQ

>tfw jannoids think they stop me
LOL
LMAO

>>58003907
Haha! When did shill sisters ever say that?!?! You sound like you're having a gme meltdown!

>>58003895
Stny?! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I thought we got them fired last week?!?! Make sure no one tells kenny!!!!!

>JANNIE SIR PLEASE STOP HIM FROM POSTING THAT SIR WE MUST KEK THE BAGGIES FOR OUR VILLAGE SIR

>>58003926
You are projecting a lot mate :^)

>>57985594
Hey this is a good start, but try not to fud with something that can increase gamestop's bottom line, we already said gamestop was going bankrupt in 2021 and this is part of the problem!

>JANNIES STOP HIM NOW

>>58003997
Projectors are outdated, I prefer PowerPoint or Google Slides at the least. If you meet your nightly bump quota this week we'll have a pizza party work shop!

>STOP THOSE ARE ILLEGAL IMAGES

>JANNIES WAKE UP PLEASE DO SOMETHING

>>57985850
>>57985728
fellas try not to discuss the nft marketplace too heavily, I know they wound down - but with eth being at damn near ath's and us not k owing how much eth gamestop is sitting on, we don't want management to get the shits about it

>>57986204
>>57986249
now this is commitment! Showing your face? On an anonymous financial forum? While fuding??? My God you're a wonderchild. Your career is looking bright, and I'm not talking about your flashlight, haha!

>>57986368
Heck yeah! NVDA diamond hands bros HODL!!!

>>57986396
I know you all are working hard, but please don't even allude to shopping at gamestop. We need people to FORGET

>>57986722
We gotta find a new way to drive this point home, management is saying this is serving as a "buy signal" to the core hodlers and they're the reason we haven't been able to bankrupt this brick and mortie retailer two years ago.

>>57989128
Hey man, can I talk to you in my office for a second? Don't let them get under your skin like that. You know what your value is, and that's larping as a gme holder as hard as you can! You're one of the best! Now get back in there and larp those bags!

Anyone here actually hold GME? Or is it just a bread for bored people? Thx

>>57990625
>>57991021
>>57993342
Now THIS! This is blending in!

>trash tranny having a meltdown because his avatar faggot coworker didn't get the bake
lol

>>57997074
Brother, I was just singing your praises when I noticed you left a shit in your pose picture. Gonna have to report this to Marcos in HR.

>>58004415
checked, shill sisters can't stop grinning!

Butthurt baggot is feeling extreme asspain about his baggie cope general being railroaded into oblivion

>>57998289
>>57998482
try not to call out when Stny's thread are receiving higher engagement, I still get questions about this on the report

Based X++SVODp bumping shill bake out of the board while doing top tier shill larp
Stay winning GMEchads

Sneed Cocaine Addicted Hedgies

>>58001816
you are my most basedest long term career poster! Not quite enough for an award, but this could be your year!!

Sneed Homosexual Billionaire Parasite Hedgies

>58004622
I guess even stny team get digits sometimes, keeeeeek

Sneed Social Media Conspiracy Theory Ranting Hedgies

early baked shill bros wagmi!
>>58004734
>>58004734
>>58004734

God damn it, getting a call from corporate. Looks like someone called out of sliding smg and needs me to larp as a robin hood holder

Sneed Greedy Wall Street Cunts

>>58004823
needs a doug cifu and michael jordan

OVER

THREE

YEARS

POST

SQUEEZE

KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK

jew Cohen and pajeet Nir Patel thank you

It was hard to understand because I don't speak French but Macron just said GameStop

>>58004964
damn look at that delicious FLAT chest

>>58004964
please don't post anything that can be construed as flat, if I have to explain that it's a meme theory that is coincidentally happening to ken one more time I'm going to drink myself to death

Sneed "One More Day" Hedgies

>>58004622
>normal behavior
>>57994780

>>58004964
FLAT

bump

>>58005208
>>58005253
>>58005605

kek copies never seen a log scale chart or something

>>58005661
Now THAT'S a chart I can fud with! Sure it's got 4.5 years included before the sneeze, but I have a feeling this will slide right past the baguettes autism. Check your email, sent you a meal voucher.

>>58005515
When this is all over and someone from here buys 4chan, I'm petitioning them to rangeban israel, china and the entire middle east if they don't already do it. Then fire all mods who haven't been extensively vetted and make any new hires names public so autists can sniff through their entire life and weed out any and all glowniggers. I'm so done with this clusterfuck of feds, bots and 3rd worlders pissing into the fan and getting everyone wet while everyone accusses everyone else of being one.

Until then I'll use this frustration to kindle my spite even further. My ire will only grow and with it, my willingness to abandon pragmatism for the chance to suck them dry of wealth.

>>58005722
lol it's always the french faggot or the pajeet sneed matrix with you niggers. Never yourself. no no lol. Two more weeks??? please buy harder for Cohen jew and Patel pajeet. They need you more than ever

>>58005733
>rangeban israel, china and the entire middle east
Don't forget India!!

>>58005733
Holy based

>>58005773
Woah man, friendly fire! Meal voucher revoked.

>>58005816
What other schizo personas have you bagniggers invented to slide the blame on as cope? Genuinely curious. Certainly regular /biz/raelies would never come in here to laugh at your giga bags

>>58005910
Bagnigger? I'm a regular bizraeli just like you! We're mishpachah! I read my torah, wear my yarmulke to the side, and pray at the temple of smg!

Kek. Based larper sliding glowgonigger thread. Also P3n15.

>>57997164
um maybe because youre a zoomer you dont remember but in 2005 the same shit was discovered with the housing market when we found kikes bundling and selling shit mortages of broke niggers and using that as collateral they labeled "Triple A" for top financing to get more government loans and claim they had billions more money than they actually did
so they used literal made up digits to buy up a bunch of real assets like companies etc then when some people figured out the books were cooked the kikes running these banks straight up lied and got other kikes from the regulation industry to say everything was legit and the broke niggers on welfare buying 3 houses were triple A rated debtors with high paying jobs. then before letting the ponzi scheme finally collapse they opened up a bunch of stock market funds to trade the junk bonds and bet against themselves buying up all the shorts on their own stocks. then they finally let the cat out of the bag, pretended the whole thing was a big surprise, made billions when everything collapsed, fired their low level kikes and golems and goys, and instead of paying their debts to the people who shorted them they cried about needing their bailouts and got the kikes of congress to approve stealing your money to give them which they promptly rewarded themselves with lavish 40 million dollar bonuses and yacths but the bailouts to pay people who shorted the market were capped at "fair levels" and kikes never paid in full. i dont understand why you think people who host a rigged game and cheat will ever make you rich anon. theres better ways to play the game than betting on "fairness" and "rule of law". if i were you i would start stacking assets they CANT control because thoe are the ones that are going to skyrocket in value when the jig is up and the ponzi comes tumbling down. you know, shit like gold and silver. anyway good luck hope you win but dont put all your eggs in one basket especially w/ ur naive view of the world

>>58006257
>3 sentences
impressive

Nevermind it was 4, I didn't actually read it

Sneed Eternally Damned in a Lake of Fire Hedgies

I actually didn’t want them to ledge until they made me wait this long.

Genuinely curious what do you guys need to see before you admit you made a mistake?

I too watched the Big Shirt

>58006495

>>58006495
It's simple: a thread devoid of hedgie shills for just 24 hours. That'll convince me that no one cares about me holding this stock and that no one needs me to sell my shares.

There are individuals that post frequently in these threads that really don't understand investing at all. All they want to see are more day traders, not investors. How sad.

>>58005910
>>58006495
I know that one guy's post was kind of long, but try not to be Genuinely curious so close together, it hasn't even been 10 posts :^/

>>58006556
Unironically would have saved some of my money if I had just ignored my instincts and listened to a bald man

>>58006495
Actual counter-DD. Just evidence instead of shit talking

>58006620
You unironically should have averaged down at all of the many blatantly good opportunities. Maybe you just suck at timing things.

>>58006556
Why didn't you listen to him? You wouldn't have lost so much money. Kek baggies>>58006564

>>58006626
>someone posts good counter-DD
>"wow this shill spent a lot of time trying to fud me out of my stock, we must be close"

>>58007011
What do you want to hear? How does pulling out now even make sense, especially a few days before earnings?

>58006981
I didn't listen to him because I wanted to average down and I haven't lost any money because I haven't sold any shares. I'm not a day trader. How is it that you still don't understand what investing is?

>>58006495
death

>58007011
More FUR presented without evidence. Topical shill, or retard that wants to feel smug. And doesn’t know shit. Either way.you prove the point.

>>58007011
>someone posts good counter-DD
Such as?

It's almost entirely strawman arguments and appeals to authority.

>>58007063
Is that Gachapin?

>>58006495
Ryan sells his shares. Simple as.

Btw, how're we looking on the meme line chart?

>>58007249
wedge

H E ' S B A C K
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQNPoefu7zU

>>58007298
I’m gonna need a pain line update.

>>58007333
>his smile and optimism : restored

>On 28 February, the Vietnamese man escaped the facility by climbing up a wall, crossing a river, and seeking refuge at a farm. The farm owner then reported it to the police.
>There were signs of torture on the man, including scars and marks from electrocution, said Mr Casio, whose team visited the man early this month.
>Mr Casio added that several others have tried to escape but were always caught.
Holy shit shills are you guys alright?

>>58007144
Checked and damn. Talk about obscure references, how can hedges even compete with these levels of nooticing? lol, I love you crazy bastards and I hope you are enjoying some Helldivers this weekend and maybe some The Finals

new implant

>>58006564
i actually bought GME 2 years ago retard and luckily didnt hold it so i made about 50k off it which was a huge windfall to a NEET like me but im not delusional into thinking kikes are going to pay their debts and admit their illegal behavior and face consequences for it

>>58007298
that's quite the huge bull flag.

>>58007518
>Tells strangers his life story .
Nobody asked nerd.

>money didn’t help his loneliness,
Hanging out thinking and talking to people that couldn’t care less about you. Damn anon that’s pretty sad.

Banks collaspe, GME moasses.
UBS will be the biggest bank failure (so far). I should elaborate that UBS will go bankrupt from being forced to absorb Credit Suisse who blew up after absorbing the failed Archegos Capital who was blown up from shorting Gamestop. Once UBS fails, Switzerland will be on the hook. Don't feel bad, lots of Jews have their money there. Link is an article from today.

https://www.reuters.com/markets/deals/ubss-rescue-credit-suisse-has-created-new-risks-switzerland-oecd-says-2024-03-14/

>>58007560
I am waiting for Kenneth to drop the price for me personally to drop $1200 on shares. Come on you cuck Griffinn, where is the discount?

Apologies in advance for the nonsense.

There are only two days in a year where I let myself get my hopes up and usually get disappointed/depressed for a variety of dumb reasons. One of those days is Christmas where surprising my mom and sisters with the gifts I got them is the highlight helping to keep it from setting in. I got up on Saturday, used the bathroom, and was greeted by my masked mom to find out that we're going to be quarantining in our own home. My dad, the least responsible member of the family about going out since the whole lockdown madness started, had finally come back with a positive test result.

He's the source of a whole slew of family issues that's too long to get into. I do not buy gifts for him. He gets communal gifts from the rest of the immediate family. Everyone is sectioned off into their own spaces at home with my mom running everything and having to take care of him. The dental work my sisters and I have been trying to get her to get done for well over a year and some months was only recently getting good progress and that is going to have be delayed yet again.

Show me $12 kenneth

baggies

Kek dumbfuck baggies

Kek stupiddumbfuck baggies

Kek stupiddumbfuckretarded baggies

Kek stupidfaggotfuckdumbfuckretarded baggies

I await your response kenneth

>58007901
>58007921
>58007943
>58007961
>58007977
very organic shillsisters say hi to the discord chat for me

>>58007994
Gamers rise up

Sneed Vile Disease Ridden Hedgies

Im gonna say something that makes shills piss, shit and seethe
>FULL YEAR OF PROFITABILITY
>03/26
>March 26th
>Larry Chen Confirmed
>GameStop Logo Confirmed
>MOASS
>We're billionaires in March
Now watch hedgie plants lose their shit kek

>>58007298
Shit that explains all the fud recently. Any good news lately? Same old shit?

>Be me
>Buy Gamestop
>Lose everything
>Fin

>>58007722
What does this mean for international holders in brokers? What about Canadians holding shares in tfsa in a broker?

>>58008344
>Canadians holding
Anon...I

>>58008377
Spit it out anon.

>>58008332
>be me
>buy gamestop
>gain everything (gamestop)

>>58008344
>Canadian
Kek pajeets

>>58008156
Kek baggie
>>58007994
Kek baggie
>>58007979
Kek baggie
>>58008120
Kek baggie
>>58008332
Kek baggie

Guys I'm seriously in the shit. The love of my life is literally so pissed off with me right now. Throughout all of 21-22 I was reading out all of the DD to her, I sounded like a cringe Redditor but she went along with it because she (like I) was so convinced by it all.
Long story short we put our savings in, went without vacations, cut back on xmas and birthdays. We went in really hard at 180, we tried lowering her average, and we've still only got 2000 or so shares. We've probs got about 70k in this thing at this point. All week she's been super pissed at me, crying, swearing, I've never seen her so incensed. She's gone to stay at her sisters who fucking hates me, and the sister is now convincing her to sell her half of the shares as she thinks it's going to continue tanking. I'm fairly certain my gf is going to leave me. WTF should I do?

>>58008454
could be worse, i personally spent all my time sitting on my shit ass chair farming like theres no tomorrow on games i hate playing to pay the bills
hopefully projects like gravity legion deliver, because my fingers and mind are getting too tired of this neverending cycle of waking up, eating, farming, farming, eating, shitting, sleeping and repeat.

>>58008454
Break up with her and keep your stack.

>>58008344
I don't know the laws overseas but if your brokerage collaspes, your shares aren't in your name, but the brokerage's name. Your shares will be seized and you'll be given a measly $250k cash maximum for your shares. That's the whole reason the DRS movement became such a hot topic and like crypto's slogan, "Not your keys, not your coins." If your shares are not directly in your name but rather the typical beneficiary nonsense where it's in brokers name and you're the beneficiary , it will be at claimed during bankruptcy. The cash "insurance" is a scam.

A better explanation to what I'm taking about is from the book The Great Taking.
Here's a good video on it.

https://youtu.be/dk3AVceraTI

DTCC moving to T+1 settlement May 28 of this year.

https://www.finextra.com/blogposting/25888/the-settlement-date-for-security-transactions-and-what-it-means-for-financial-processes

>proposed in February of 2021
Hey, what happened that January again? Kek hedgies.

>>58008454
Could be worse man, I'm 29 years old and I have spent over $100,000 on UberEats over the last 5 years, ordering on average once or twice per day, I have around $6000 savings, $14,000 in crypto which was down from it's peak of $70,000 in 2021, I should have sold in mid-late 2021.

Slowly learning to cook my own meals now and buy my own ingredients with a budget mentality in mind, also put on a bunch of weight from the UberEats shit and need to lose weight now, lost 10kg in the last 35 days but still need to lose another 20-30kg due to the weight I've put on due to no exercise, UberEats and work from home.

I make around $95,000 per year and have made over 6 figures in the last few years due to commissions yet I somehow spend all my money and can barely save properly, I am lucky to be living with a family member but I am an irresponsible piece of shit that should have had a house or apartment by now.

>>58008501
Thanks anon. I asked because I'm locked out of my computershare account and have to send them snail mail to unlock it. I didn't put all my eggs in one basket so hopefully my broker does not shit the bed if moass happens before I get my account unlocked.

>>58008531
I'm glad to hear you've got some in computershare. Most of mine are DRSed, but i do have a small percentage in brokerage accounts still just to see what happens.

>>58008524

Basically we all threw our money in when it was around $180 when The CEO (then Chairman) Ryan Cohen was hyping everyone, and teasing the shareholders by saying stuff like “short sellers are the dumb storm troopers of the investment galaxy!" and "Now is the best time in human history to be alive!".

The problem is we all got caught up in the hype, chairman included. But the short sellers out witted us all by placing a plant in the company who would go on to purposely ruin a dividend via stock split.

Now we're all about 60% down so we can't really sell. We're hoping to get our money back if it ever goes back up to $45 ($180 pre split price). This is looking more and more unlikely as time goes on, hence the reason Ryan Cohen has stopped tweeting as he's realised we're all fucked. He's also trying to half ass appeasement by "working for free" even though he's made millions out of shareholders.

Things are getting so bad now that the desperate are trying to claim that BBBY is being turned round by Ryan Cohen and he's also bringing Toys 'R' US back from the dead which will "launch all the zombie stocks that are held in an ETF basket together."

Things are looking pretty grim, as the finance industry successful robs the entire planet again, but we should try to take solace in the fact that we're not speaking German.

>>58008627
You don't blend in

>>58008620
Same here, 90% of my shares are DRS. Going to pray I get my account unlocked before earnings.

>>58008654
Imagine the following.

Bang! you get rudely awoken by the television. It's Cramer screaming at you! "Pay out for BBBY holders as they move on to the new stock exchange provided by tZero."
You look at your account, you’ve been issued $44 per share, plus allocated new shares on the new exchange. Then the real fun happens…..

The exits are closing and shorts are desperately buying to close their positions. Cramer begins to urinate his pants live on television. The price of the new ticker keeps rising. $300..$400..$500..$600, you can't believe it. You think to yourself "shall I cash out?" But you don't. You just stand there mesmerised watching it climb and climb.

You're now worth $11.5 million dollars, you take out loans against your position, you decide to go on vacation. Nasty women who have had sex with the most disgustingly, seedy men such as Doug Seafood keep coming on to you. This is your life now. You’ve finally made it. In that moment you feel triumphant.

You're sat in a bar in the departure lounge as you prepare yourself for 10 weeks in St Kitts. Suddenly the television catches everyones attention, it's Biden giving a national address.

"We are going to war with Russia, the draft will be for all men under the age of 50, from here on out all flights will be grounded. Let's go get em champs"

>>58008501
>I don't know the laws overseas but if your brokerage collaspes, your shares aren't in your name, but the brokerage's name.

That's not the law in the US either so you just don't know law in general.

>>58008627
Speak for yourself. I bought in before the sneeze and don't give a fuck about cohen. I'm with DFV.

Ok shills explain me this. If there is nothing left, why is this asshole still splitting this thread

>>58008798
He’ll claim it’s autism but it’s not.

Someone get a non-shill bake ready before some cunt cooks it at 280

>>58005733
this website is basically owned by the CIA at this point. they're not selling it to a regular guy.

>>58007298
This is the invisible dance

>>58008971
I’m not a regular guy.

>>58005733
Don't forget individually banning each IP in those countries' ranges so the shills can't buy passes to evade.

Also ban India, Pakistan, and Bangladesh. Traffic on /biz/ would drop 80%.

>>58009049
If you banned Russia too this would be a ghost town.

Every post by this IP address has been satire. I do not mean anything I post. I am autistic and shitpost for fun

>I didn't get the bake guys this thread SUCKS
>You should buy bitcoin, NO I DONT CARE IF IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH GME, just do it guys. No I won't stop talking about it
>B-b-baggie f-faggot *sniffles*

>>58009121
Why would you imitate Frenchie like that?

>>58008998
I like this one. Especially with the line (that we crossed) oh yeah....

>>58008531
>moass happens before
Don't worry, it won't

>>58007298
And that's every single hour. Hour after hour

>>58009217
Remember when people were afraid to DRS in 2021 thinking it will moass when shares are on the way?
Those were the times

>>58009274
I remember praying to God MOASS didn't happen before I got my teeth fixed so the price of my gold crowns wouldn't skyrocket

Oh spicy overnight.

>>58009267
Day after day. It will not stop until all the liquidity is depleted.

>>58008786
Street name vs your own name is very much real dipshit

>>58009444
So is SIPA, brokerages hold no claim over custodially owned stock.

>>58009444
trips check

https://chartexchange.com/symbol/nyse-gme/short-volume/
>70.40% short volume.
>66.20% off exchange.

>>58009444
Checked and tyfys.

>>58008998
All out of pump

>>58007011
deliver the counter DD, i can wait. I am willing to sell if you can convince me that, mathematically, the short positions were closed and not covered. I need that factual evidence or else im buying more tomorrow.

>>58009869
Why would anyone want to convince you to stop being a laughing stock? It’s funny

>>58009674
I'm starting to think this doesn't mean a goddamned thing.

Hey. Potential new investor here. Just curious why full year profitability matters. Surely it won't matter enough to impact the price more than 10%. Then what's the next cope?

>>58010053

>he doesn't know

The funniest shit ever will be when GME goes $1000+ a share and the shills that sat on this board for 3+ years feel immense regret and FOMO.

Kek shillies, you had your chance to jump ship, now you'll be jumping off rooftops

>>58010229
What's going to cause that though? The answer isn't DRS.

>58010255
You seem to know an awful lot already new guy. I think you’ve got it all figured out.

>>58010039
Lol. No evidence. Faggot confirmed. Lmao.

>Potential new investor here
>Then what's the next cope?
>The answer isn't DRS

>>58010270
>>58010276

Absolutely hilarious that you can't even bullshit an answer for why MOASS makes any logical sense at this point in time. Literally can't even make something up that makes sense. Thanks for answering. You told me all I need to know.

>>58010229
If they are paid ti FUD they likely cannot purchase any shares themselves.

>institutions don't play by the rules
>drs number no longer updated OR zero new shares are being added to the count
>magically drs number will be updated and institutions that have never cared will suddenly be forced to care by a board that refuses to comment on institutions that don't care

LOL

Comfy womfy threaded fellas
>>58010326
>>58010326

>58010301
You should sell immediately tomorrow.

>>58010363
Wtf shill bro
You expect me to believe youre here for free on a Thursday evening?

>>58010039
I see.

Buying $10,000 more at open and DRSing every share!!!! It's hegie chincanery why the count isn't being updates or commented on by the gamestop board!!!!!!!!!!!

I wish I was getting paid to throw tantrums on Cambodian crab catching forums.

https://x.com/unusual_whales/status/1768476684016288220?s=46&t=8ANZdJu-2WmX3TIppHncjA

Interesting

>>58010926
Eerie.

>>58010926
>>58010979
HOLY FUCK IT’S MOASS TIME BROS
OOOOOOOOOOOO

>>58010926
>>58010979
>boomer government website is down
so… le…. eerie…. omg. . .. SEC down and gme is down today too??? LE MOASS TIME

Seethe.

They do this for free right?

>>58011203
No it’s even funnier. They’re actually paying and down 80% over 3 years kek

>>58010047
It's a bull indicator because it means hedgies don't have shares and are just borrowing. Then retail's shares get DRSed instead of panic-sold and the pile of obligations grows without bound.

>>58010926
Woah Holy fuck Clint!!!!!! A Government website went down at 11pm on a weekday :Ooooooooo

Buy more GME at open????

you bet your tits im gonna buy more tomorrow

>>58010529
>I do it for free I swear!!

>>58012784
>>58011727
>>58011253
>>58011096
>>58011038
>>58011096
>>58010274
>>58009718
>>58008971
>>58008454
>>58008479

great points, the only problem is you all have just one problem with your thesis.