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57985035 No.57985035 [Reply] [Original]

They will come for Us bros

>> No.57985039

This is why account based sites are gay.

>> No.57985049
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57985049

Don't care. Stay poor.

>> No.57985066

Well why don't they short it then? Free money.

>> No.57985189

>>57985066
Good point. If BTC crashes they can make it.

>> No.57985617

>>57985189
too much of a pussy to invest, too much of a pussy to short
"won't bother speculating"

>> No.57985645

>>57985035
Chances are half of those people will have made 10x their money and drop to 5x by the end of the bull. Either way, it's funny how they say "we don't care about price goes up butters!" and then when price goes down they harass people over it. They're just sore losers.

>> No.57985671

>>57985035
they don't realize that they're about to be victims of drone strikes

>> No.57985704

>>57985035
Reddit is full of lazy slobs and they advocate communism because they think they'll get to be NEETs without having to put the work into it.

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>>57985035

>> No.57985723

catch'em all

>> No.57985747

>>57985066
>if you think it's gonna crash short it lmao

you are either retard, or pretending to be one

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>>57985035
Literally shaking rn

>> No.57986318

>>57985035
you can do this on dexscreener

>> No.57986328

>>57985714
>that wall of cope

>> No.57986365

>>57986328
> coping while winning

?

>> No.57987723

>>57985714
Those who comply with authority are simply not human.

>> No.57987858

>>57985747
Um no anon thats exactly how it works. Open a short before it crashes, the price goes down, you close your short and make money. Its that easy.

>> No.57987884

>>57985066
Because it might go higher until it crashes? Fucking retard

>> No.57987942

>>57985035
A community based on hating something is stupid. If you don't like BTC just ignore it. What's the point of making a whole reddit page just to seethe?

>> No.57987998

>"Hey anon, what's that Google Sheet you've opened up there?"
>"Well you see, that's where I collect the usernames of crypto bros boasting about their Bitcoin gains."
>"Ohh, so you're into crypto?"
>"No no you see, I hate crypto, or creepto as I like to call it. I collect these names to call them out when they lost it all again"
>"So you can give them advice on how to get better at finance?"
>"Hahaha, no. I'll stalk their post histories and track down what they're posting at that point, so I can laugh at them and harass them on Reddit. This'll show them how little I care about their ponzi pyramid negative sum game"

>> No.57988044

>>57987998
fucking kek'd

>> No.57988051

>>57985035
Someone should find and list all the buttcoin accounts that celebrated the crash to 15k

>> No.57988356

>>57985714
>Getting rich off of crypto isn't supposed to be how it works. You're supposed to do your homework, go to a good college, get a good job, and pay off all your debt and a 30 year old mortgage so you can retire at 65.
This but unironically, except for the 30-year mortgage. I just wanted the same chance my parents and grandparents got: Work a job out of school that turns into a career and a house that you own by the time you're in your mid 30s. Somehow that turned in to work a job and use the money you make to invest in promising stocks that would MAYBE allow you to own a home by your mid 30s if you invested carefully. And somehow THAT turned in to full-on gambling your savings on Internet funny money so that you can at least have a mortgage by your mid-30s.

Don't get me wrong, I'm invested in crypto, and I believe that it's one of your only opportunities to generate wealth in the modern day, but I just wish that it wasn't one of the ONLY ways. I just wanted to make an honest living, man.

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>>57985035
>when the price crashes eventually (it could be this year, it could be eventually

These mongoloids can't grasp the concept of time, which is probably why they can't read charts, and will never be able to comprehend the four-year cycle.

I can't wait for the 2026 posts: "We did it Reddit, we showed those bitcoiners who's the boss. This time, Bitcoin is never ever going to make a comeback, for real this time".

>> No.57989259

>>57987998
v funny

>> No.57989275

>>57985714
This is the best explanation of redditors I have seen. I met some in real life and they do the "freeze" when they encounter problems. They don't think, they go through life like they are still in school.

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>>57987942
They are a unique breed of retard that I don't quite fully understand. I can't even hate them, it's just kinda cute how little they know.

>> No.57989656

>>57985035
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbZ8zDpX2Mg

>> No.57989678

Post more poorfag seethe

>> No.57989921

>>57985066
I've always wondered this myself. Like if all these people that hate crypto started shorting, they could certainly make money too. Just shows that they're just too scared/lazy to play the game. Probably just butt mad that people they don't like are making money.