/biz/ - Business & Finance

NVDA chads, i slurped

>>57984118
>baggie being a faggy
another day ends in "y"

>>57984118
>not just saying "stocks" and letting that be that
Be careful, you're showing signs of gay in this bake.

>>57984157
if I did that, two thirds of you guys wouldn't be able to figure it out.

I shorted my baggie positions and downgraded /smg/ to a sell rating.

>>57984173
jocko.jpg

I should have bought more RUM, I only had 1000 shares from slow accumulation.

hey pepestandingonitel,
buying the dip?

Why dumping sers

SOXLSISTERS???? WHY ARE WE RED????

>>57984211
>>57984221
The bill allowing the government to ban social media websites in the US was passed. 4chan may go down soon.

buy OPRA

>>57984277
Good

TikTok ban is great for Zuck aka Caesar

>>57984286
>OPRA
nah, i'm good

Diamond top or Bull flag
Call it?

>>57984277
that is good thing for reddit IP and internet is a mistake.

>>57984289
>The eids begin in 2 days

>>57984289
>Zuck aka Nero
ftfy

Why can't I have this?

>>57984304
That’s good news. The folks in Gaza won’t need food for 30 days

>>57984198
I'm sitting at just below 400 right now and I' kicking myself in the ass for not buying more when it was lower.
As someone who doesn't have a shit load to spend, I'm happy with them finally making moves as a company and I'm looking forward to them focusing on revenue now with their Cloud service.

>>57984296
I say bull flag, it's still riding the 200 dma pretty hard

>>57984277
The language and spirit of the bill only accounts for foreign adversaries. 4chan is a Patriotic American website built upon our faith in burgers, life, liberty and the American Spirit.

This is an American Website and don't you ever fucking forget it.

>>57984318
you aren't baggie
he has this and a corvette

Today's benchmarks:
>BOIL: -3.48%
>CCJ: 1.48%
>CLSK: 5.22%
>/HE: -1.35%
>JNUG: 4.36%
>MAGS: -1.08%
>NVDL: -5.17%
>SMCI: 0.82%
>TMF: -1.04%
>XXXX: -0.19%
>YINN: 2.73%

How many are (You) beating?

>>57984298
Automated communication. Fucking hell what a mistake, but now Pandora's Box is open.

sup fellas

>>57984296
I remember everyone creaming themselves over a diamond top on SPY last May.

Right before it broke out to retest all time highs.

>>57984361
>This is an American Website
The site is owned by Hiro, a Japanese citizen.

My financial advisor advised me to risk off my portfolio, and sell off roughly half of my portfolio - $235,000USD~ because he believes we've hit a peak in the market

Is my financial advisor correct? Or is he a paper hands little bitch

>QFIN +15.28%
but how?

>>57984387
If true, what was his reasoning? "It's too high" or something substantial?

>>57984387
paper handed cucks like him makin my numbers redder than a commie

>>57984403
the fed is going to dump everything
cant have people making too much money

>>57984387
tell that faggot to gtfo lmao

>>57984342
I saw a headline about them making an offer on TikTok
Aren't they the twitch alternative for cs2 skin gamblers and people who want to watch someone gamble

>>57984387
How'd he do calling the last couple turns (last July, the October before that, January 2022...)?

>>57984277
>4chan may go down soon
We're finally going to be free frens

>>57984381
Also an anime website.

There's always a bear market somewhere

>>57984387
unless you are 60+ years old and planning to retire soon, why would you ever pull your money out of the market?

>>57984432
I think that's more of a Kick thing. I think
Rumble is competing with Youtube right now, they've partnered with the UFC, Barstool Sports, etc. And they've bought Locals for their subscriber platform, and now they've launched their own cloud web service to compete with AWS, Azure, Google Cloud. AND THEN they throw their hat into the ring to buy tiktok, and / or working with others to take ownership of tiktok.
So as of right now, I'd look at rumble as less of a video platform and more of a cloud web service provider when it comes to revenue and any of the major players are massive. Rumble being sub $10 right now is crazy and I wish I had more money I could put into it right now

>>57984471
You mean like MCD?

I solded

>>57984367
Why does BOIL keep getting heemed day after day?

>>57984387
right before we cut rates, right as indexs just touch ath again after two years
sounds like a stupid bobo boomer faggot, you should listen to the internet forums

The UK yield curve is basically signalling imminent recession. If you're in UK stocks for some reason, get out now.

>>57984277
anti-trust shit has been going on in the US for over 100 years. it's pretty shitty, but then it's a fucked up world with some shitty people.
What I don't get is how tthe same generation that freaked out over Standard Oil did fuck-all when they monopolized printing money in the unFed.
>>57984387
What's his cut, and did you send him a Christmas card?

>>57984517
because of the hubris of the natural gas "traders" in these threads

>>57984502
Thank you for your sacrifice. Now everything can pump

>>57984517
We've got a surplus of female brappy gas at the moment.

ADBE and NVDA are following the exact same rise/fall. What the fuck is this price action with NVDA anyways, jumping up 65 dollars overnight, dropping 25 next day... like what is the reason for this major institutional buying and selling

>>57984544
Everyone who printed money during covid is signaling recession in the bond markets. It's a symptom of excess cash atm.
You'll have to be more specific what you mean by recession.

>>57984517
I told you NIGGERFAGTARDS over and over and over that the shoulder season bottom will be sometime April into June.
OVER
AND
FUCKIN
OVER

>This is an american website
oh fuck... it's all bots and Redditors now isn't it, someone post something to reassure me, I need this.

>>57984574
More bots than humans in the market, ie Dead Market Theory

Sell google OR Bitfarms to buy Intel?

>>57984594
Why do you need to sell? You poor?

>>57984594
Just sell everything and buy gold from rosland capital

>>57984589
does this image help?

>>57984602
No, I'm white

>>57984589
You don't understand Anon.
This website belongs to whoever the current enemy is, 4 years ago it was Russia, then China, now American patriots.

>>57984517
Latinas crossing the southern border have resulted in a surplus of female natural gas.

>>57984613
>Rosland has said it chose Devane because he would resonate with its target demographic.[12]
PMs confirmed yet again as a scam for boomers

Dollar tree anon are you okay??

>NVDA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OaFk8XkgZik

>>57984589
not your private army faggot.

REDDIT SELL

>>57984620

I'm going to make a snapchat. I am also going to pay for their subscription to juice their earnings
long $SNAP
Also blackberry, according to its history, should lose its pump soon right? how do I short this?

>>57984681
I've heard he is a hacker

>>57984681
>whosoever

>>57984574
Looking at the charts you'd think the world is giving up on semis, which is ridiculous. I don't think the bull run is done, this is just big money searching for lower prices.

what ticker is 4chan?

>>57984700
$shit

>>57984688
He still lurks the Mac, Linux, PC, board. /mlp/

Time for puts

>>57984700
RDDT bear etf

>>57984700
It's a Loneliness index, privately held. Single owner. Under investigation by multiple agencies.

>>57984688
Yeah, I can confirm. He is the hacker known as 4 Chan.

>>57984700
MOOT

>>57984728
Heard he sold his soul to google

>>57984739
What about gook moot?

>>57984544
is this the right one? they have 4 measures. this is instantaneous nominal

>>57984745
Never had a soul to begin with

okay, that feels a little better guise thanxxx xDDD

should buy Dollartree here? looks like they are shedding weight from their less profitable franchise.
in total they are only shedding about 7 - 8% of their locations this year, and I didn't find any news saying it was Dollartree, only Familydollar

>>57984578
>You'll have to be more specific what you mean by recession.
GDP line go down

holy shit are we going to crab like this for the next 6 months

>>57984387
He's right, the math doesn't add up.

>>57984775
It's the most commonly referred-to one, 10y-2y

what the fuck is Carp talking about in his interview? PLTR ripping

this thread feels like a funeral, I thought Jim Brandon's economy was better than that

>>57984775
whats it like having an uninverted curve?

>>57984861
You just wait and see migatard

>>57984856
>>57984874

>>57984581
You don't even know what a shoulder season is.

>>57984861
Posting has slowed down considerably since the great NVDA heeming (it not hitting $1000 immediately)

>>579848648

what the fuck happened to NVDL? did it turn into a 30x ?? I'm financially ruined!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW13N4Hll88

Im a newfag in /biz, could anybody explain which timeframes should be used to interpret candlesticks? 1h, 12h, a week, 15 min...??
Is it the same whether you are looking at crypto, shares, metals...?

>>57984915
kek where'd you get the screenshot

>>57984917
Tea leaves and consulting star-charts give better results.

>>57984917
build equity.

>>57984944

from my thinkorswim screen. aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

>>57984917
Candle stick reading is the same as tarot reading. Use heiken ashi to see trends but that's about it.

>>57984591
A take on "Dead Internet Theory"? Makes sense. Wouldn't surprise me if all price action was just pure black box. Do these huge brokerage firms compete with each other, or have some essence of collusion?

I'm not trying to turn into a GME/BBBY "It's crime!" fag, I'm just curious.

Can anyone who bought WOOF puts screenshot your gains so I can tell my wife that I’m a genius and that i can be trusted to enable options on the brokerage account?

>>57984973
Six for one split.

https://markets.businessinsider.com/news/stocks/graniteshares-announces-forward-split-of-nvdl-and-fbl-1033115084?op=1

>>57984989
Hahaha I thought we missed and I sold my 9 this morning, I'm such a fucking chump

>>57984989
Nice pupper

HOLY FUKIN CRABDAX, EXCEPT FOR EU, OIL, GASOLINE, GOLD

>>57984989
Vetchan was right

>>57985012
ok but wtf was up with that pump this morning? did the first half of the earnings look good but the second half bad? Not sure what happened there, i wasn’t on the earnings call

>>57984989
Don't lie to your wife, you have a gambling problem.
The good thing, you're in bad company with that.

I have all my eggs in NVDA 03/15/24 calls
Lets see how this plays out

>>57985064
Yikes

Victoria's secret anon here. Just bought some AEVA on the dip today.
>My shares are going to be worth 4-5x gains soon I just know it.
>It is currently undervalued.
I am a very emotional investor and I want to point out that the number 52 (approximately how many millions of shares there will be of AEVA soon) is a number that appears not-in-nature, but in human society very often. Think about the ~52 cards in a deck. We do live in a society and I think there is something special about the number 52 that attracts me to invest in this one.

I've come to realize bogleheading only works for indexes. With individual companies there are times to buy and times to not buy.

>>57985034
I meant CRABDAY

Also, if I realize I'm speaking with AI customer support I will not respond. Exception is at the start of convo, when bots ask you what the topic is so that they can transfer you to customer support.

>AI could boost these stocks with customer support needs, Barclays says https://cnbc.com/2024/03/13/ai-could-boost-these-stocks-with-customer-support-needs-barclays-says.html?taid=65f1d08d00e0f400018a1aa8&utm_campaign=trueanthem&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter%7Cmain

>>57985064
At what price?

>>57985076
show tits

>>57985095
>>57985075
I should specify said eggs are strictly for my trading funds and not my actual savings.
905 and 915C bought at market open

>>57984989
what was your anxiety like at open this morning when it was up?

>>57985118
you got this

>>57985092
Yeah AI customer support is useless, all I ask it for is a human kek

Fuck it.
I'm not selling my NVDA.

>>57985076
has a stock ever reverse split and not continue to implode?

Coworker just ranted how he used a generic HP ink cartridge and his printer flagged it and bricked, apparently this has happened to many people since January
I get it from a business POV but people are going to get pissy and switch to Canon, Epson or Brother

>>57985104
I'm male (XY)
And to the $WOOF puts enjoyers I just want to say there is nothing wrong with cashing out your gains today or 25% of your -WOOF position, 50% etc.

Uhh bros, Forbes posted an article about justice for John Barnett and now when I go to the article I get this. Is this the work of glowies?

>>57985076
>LiDAR
oh no no no

what ticker rides on deens?

>>57985172
Printers have been shit for years, but the average customer doesn't put much thought into buying their printer, they'll just replace their HP shit with more HP shit

>banning tiktok
>pissed off hamas supporters in mogadishu minnesota and islamic republic of michigan
>trashed reputation in south side chiraq by caring more about migrants while trump showed off gold plated sneakers in the hood

how are you investing for the absolute bootyblasting of biden and stock market crash of january 20th 2025?

>>57985172
printers are over

Just bought 300 apples feels good getting off the sideline

>>57984544
The equity premium has also been negative for a few weeks now

>>57985172
>ink cartritdge
>laser printer exists
Big YIKES.

>>57985203
Jesus Christ, I hate women so much it's unreal.

>>57985118
Completely cooked brother

Bros this isn't funny. I'm down fuckin huge on TSM and INTC

>>57985172
I gave up on printers when my Epson bricked after printing just 1 page. Office Max is 35 cents per page and I have to print something maybe twice a year. I do miss printing porn to tribute it.

>>57985250
>INTCel
>TSMchud
lmao

>>57985239
meaning I'm fucked?

trust the plan -Q

Another beautiful afternoon, another blood green day for NYCB. It's starting to get real comfy in here bros.

buy VTSAX -_-

>>57985129
Literally zero because i had no money invested in this
>>57985061
Its only a problem if I’m losing money :)

>>57985203
>listening to B- roasties
lol

>>57984387
PEs are nowhere near bubble territory.

I just received some inheritance in the form of savings bonds from my dear grandma. Should I spend them all on 0dte spx options?

>>57985259
I'm still tempted to buy a printer to print out piano scores, but knowing I'll probably have to retard-wrangle it is fucking annoying

>>57985264
LMAO! GOTTEM!

>>57985307
lol retard

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sq1QZB5baNw

Robot bros, how do we invest in this?

>>57984367
-0.46% here

>>57985285
so you're only down 25% now?

>>57985191
>stock market crash of january 20th 2025?
You say that like it wouldn't be the most obvious buy signal in the world.

test

>>57985313
No you should go to the titty bar and spend the money on strippers.

>>57985259
Get a Brother brand laser printer. Toner lasts forever, but the printers have a huge upfront cost (like $300). Don’t fall victim to the ink jew

>>57985250
TSM was supposed to be the savior of my brokerage account, instead I have wiped away 2 years worth of gains in a week

>>57985322
cope bobo

>>57985313
>>57985333
Digits confirm, keep us posted.

>>57985250
At least you're up on RUM and FNMA, right anon?

slurping some SOXL here on margin

>>57985336
Or get a $27.99/mo subscription to HP for 700 pages of ink per month. Better deal than my $65 car wash subscriptions.

>>57985360
No..I'm holding adbe and aapl calls

we are in a crab market

>>57985181
THE CON IS ON

>>57985307
How long will trillion dollar deficit spending sustain?
How long till the cash that was pre-printed in 2020-2023 is either out of circulation, or matches what would have been printed if we didn't gibs-me-dat the entire US?

>Separate but tangential, to the thread
Should we be looking to lower interest rates to bail out DC?

As a Kentuckian I am sorry for what my people did to create the CEO of NVIDIA

>>57985259
10 cents at the library

>>57985313
For fucks sake no. That money represents innumerable clipped coupons. You have a moral imperative to preserve the principal: stick it in a mutual/index fund.

>>57985383
> How long will trillion dollar deficit spending sustain?

We can just print more money

>>57985328
He's unlikely to answer you, as "he's the best trader in /smg/". So it cannot possibly be a bad decision to be in NYCB.
Even though selling now (even for a meager $360) is probably worthwhile...

>>57985387
>libraries exist
>people still buy books at amazon
This.

What's with Rocker making NYCB sound like such a massive lifechanging trade, and than he's only in with 360 dollars?

>>57985172
>Using anything other than a laser printer connected to a thinkpad running Gentoo
NGMI.

>>57985181
I wont bother increasing the contrast to make it more legible. You can do that. There's some purdue pharma opinions there.
I hope this helps you with making trades in the future. Are you shorting BA or buying calls with faith in the US Govt and globalization?

>>57985383
If anything what you said is bullish for stocks retard. Why would you hold depreciating cash when you can invest in companies that can give back inflation + earnings?

>>57985411
I meet in the middle and buy my books from thriftbooks.com

>Biden's newest budget calls for a 44.6% federal rate on investment income and other earnings, per Bloomberg.
>The plan also calls for taxing assets when an owner dies, ending a benefit that allowed the unrealized appreciation to go untaxed when transfered to an heir.

Your grandparents gave you stuff in their will? Wtf I got gyped..

>>57985378
The real con is how fucking absurd the anti-Boeing shills have gotten. Guarantee you Boeing "tried destroying his life" because he said a bunch of sensational bullshit about the company and batted the hornet's nest that is the US Military Industrial Complex. Every single story that starts out with "Boeing is the WORST and here's why!" ends up being hollow yellow journalism.

>>57985416
>lifechanging trade
It is lifechanging for the guys that froze trading at $1.90 and financed NYCB for $1B at $2 per share and now they have doubled their money.

>>57985426
just read from the archive

https://archive.is/QAQyd

>>57985330
fuck jannies, fuck juice, welcome back fren.

Help a guy out. DEENS: Is there a deens ticker?
I need to know.

>>57985430
How much of that production is being backed by Washington tossing out notes to their backers, and how much is the main-street actually producing shit that people need and want.
Congress critters are fun when you give them coke, but if you cut off their supply, they tend to go for the pistol pretty quick.

Will you take the following bet?
You give me $39.330 now.
If DAX doesn't break 20.000 until 17.05.24 you get $40.000. If DAX is over 20.000 on 17.05.24 you get $0.

>>57985450
Yeah but that's not Rockers play, he got in at about 5 dollars

>>57985434
I buy my books at garage sales and salvation army for $1

how do we make $$$ on the upheavals to status quo coming on Thursday?

>Mars - Saturn Conjunction: Aggressive & Unexpected Changes: 15th March to 22nd April

>>57985446

>>57985181
Yes.

>>57985467
Yeah best case Rocker gets a x2 worst case he loses 100%, not a good risk reward imo.

>>57985435
>We need to reindustrialize!
>so we can tax the people building the factories out of almost half their money!
Saul Alinsky is laughing in hell.

>>57985446
Whoa, easy there, anon. It's called Asian-American journalism nowadays.

>>57985172
>I get it from a business POV
Does it even make sense though? Value extraction is one thing but if you make it impossible to use your products without doing a ton of research *while* fucking your customers over that's pretty bad marketing. Usually you want to just chose one of those.

NVDA is coiled up ready to explode. watch your cornholes bobos

>>57985457
None of this matters. When you're buying a stock you're paying a risk premium for expected future cash flows. Companies are raking in cash and inflation is corroding the dollar. There's no reason to sell stocks and be sidelined like a cuck holding cash or bonds.

>>57985370
>>57985403
Thank you guys. Can't stop thinking now about jpow getting a HP subscription to restart the money printer. Will HP stockprice be the next NVDA?

>>57985384
You think he'd be anywhere without that "Adversity" ? I don't. The weak should fear the strong. Huang is now strong. He should thank us (ky).

>>57985475
By remembering nothing ever happens

>>57985487
What is tangible on NYCB? They just diluted about 10% at $2, and the money should cover them for their bond inequality. Plus, NYC is full of migrants getting tax-bonded rents. Nobody pays on time like You, the Tax payer.
If they were back to paying divies, I'd look into them myself,

>verify you are human
I can't, do you have another test for empty hulk?

>>57985541
Actually hard to even x2 after the dilution.

>>57985467
>>57985487
>he got in at about 5 dollars
Here's the pic he posted, last night.

>>57985416
It's not about the money anon, it's about sending a message to this general.

>>57985566
Keked and checked. Rip hard to make money on that one.

>>57985521
that is for investing. trading is for predicting what others are going to buy in the near future.

Looking for companies to buy OTM leaps on. Any suggestions?

>>57984989
The way you sold it, I thought I would be up $50k by now...

>CALM

I am financially bored. Financially speaking.

>>57985510
It does, because printers being low quality garbage has just been accepted, and Brother can't challenge the market of low quality printers because the upfront cost of a Brother printer is too high, since it's not offset by the expected sale of branded ink cartridges

>>57984989
Doc I was skeptical but GJ bro. I am extended on a couple plays otherwise I would have joined for shits. I did with BIG tragically lmao.

>>57985604
>trading
You mean gambling.

market jannys wouldnt fill my SPY order and i missed my entry

>>57985416
because between the odds of NYC paying to refit offices as apartments using taxes, insurance claims from inevitable damage the empty offices being rented by the city as asylum housing for the illegal aliens (read undesirables), or insurance claims from New Yorker v Undesirables hate crimes and burning the skyscrapers down while the aliens are trapped in the buildings 9/11 style, the jewish mob has ways to make sure they make money.

>>57985651
you mean speculating

gold looking firm

>>57985587
Next earnings is slated april 26. The one time write down is gone, and without the dividend to pay, they're gonna be closer to cash heavy, or at least well on their way to paying any accrued losses from their pickup of whatever the hell that bank was called. Unless Biden admin grows balls and stops being jewish (HA) NYC will be full of people who need housing, and translation services. Bullish for that jewish kid who makes YouTube videos pranking foreigners by speaking 3 phrases about food.

why am i making money

>>57985534
so just saber rattling? Marcon is highly unpopular and looking for distractions e.g. sending French into Ukraine.

Booooring. Aped into some ARCH calls.

>>57985727
Kek is this a limp Bizkit pepe?

I still have no fucking idea where when if or how I received my jepq dividend. Would it go into my settled funds? Nothing in realized gains/losses or activity history (those seem to only so trades or transfers)

>>57985741
enstate mandatory FFL enlistment for all immigrants, incl those from french colonies, there now everyone loves Macaron

Sold my RUM calls at the top for a nice 6% gain. Maybe should've held for longer, since they didn't expire til next week. Of course the only option I'm making money on today is the one where I only put a grand in kek.

>>57985638
>because the upfront cost of a Brother printer is too high,
I payed $50 for my current Brother laser printer. Ink jets aren't even that cheap anymore.

>>57984989
Holy fucking shit is this accurate lol?

>the russell outperforming everyone else yet again


very bullish look, the more trading days that the russell lead the way the more legitimate this bull run becomes

inb4 people asking WTFWT
bond auction for 30Y

Early power hour???

>>57985772
I told you. Poor people do not have money. There are other places to get pet food. Literally just go to walmart.

buy Chewy deep calls right now

>>57985612
look at Starbucks. $100. Could be easy money.
also intc. despite, what all these mouthbreathers are screeching.

Did WOOF put buyers even make money? It's only down 4% after earnings

You need to be right in more than one way to make an options trade, it's not just up vs down

>>57984989
>WOOF
https://youtu.be/83m261lAlrs?si=yExvgkpa5MY1l-Aw&t=3

>>57985570
>>57985677
>>57985677
I get the sentiment of siding with the jews, Soros being involved is pretty interesting, but all that shilling for 360 dollars? bruh
>>57985771
Can it print colored A4s? if so, that's crazy for 50 dollars

>>57985713
>Bullish for that jewish kid who makes YouTube videos pranking foreigners by speaking 3 phrases about food.
link

I understand how to use unusalwhales to see the volume on certain options, and to see the overall flow... but I don't know how to use it to see huge sweep orders. Which site/software do you guys use

>>57985816
a debit put would have

>>57985849
There is only one choice, desu.

>>57985273
Did you trust the plan?

>>57985857
so would a short strangle/straddle, iron condor, short call, short stock, do you really think the monkeys that post here know how spreads and greeks work?

>>57985830
>Can it print colored A4s? if so, that's crazy for 50 dollars
It can't do color but it can do A4.
They make color laser printers but at this point on the rare occasion you need photos printed just go to CVS or whatever and have them do it. It probably works out to be cheaper than maintaining an inkjet.

and just like that, i am making a tiny amount of money

>>57985875
Still very good honestly, I only use printers for package labels and documents anyways, so it's not as if color makes or breaks anything

>>57985849
do you mean something like bookmap?

Anyone hopping on JOBY?

This is the Brother print I got. Does color. Not great for photos but is absolutely good enough for color charts and images. Most importantly I can print wirelessly without having to download any cucked drivers or software. It literally just works out the box, and the toner is cheap and lasts forever. Escape the ink jew. The only exception is if you need to print actual photography but then you are looking at an $800+ printer and thats just a separate market entirely.

>>57985894
I use it for that plus directions since I don't carry a phone. I really don't understand why anyone bothers with inkjets.

>>57985874
kek

>>57985901
lol what a boomer.

>>57984387
Send him this picture with no contact

>>57985866
Thanks. I'll check it out. Could you, or anyone, tell me what ascending/descending fill is? Is it filled via a buy/sell limit order? Why do they call it "repeated hits"?

>>57985928
she got fat af

My $BALLS feel heavy from all this VSCO VSCO VSCO. Finding higher and higher RSI each day.
Got in at 19.24 when funds finally settled.

I just learned that there are catastrophe bonds, how do I get in?

>>57985928
is it weird that whenever I see girls doing those tiktok dances I want to break their skull

>>57985944
Low test post

>>57985833
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CGi5W-gG-vs

Which brings me to my next topic. ARKK. How the hell do you buy Draft Kings in Every Single Fund? I don't gamble, lady, I can't buy anything you're selling.

>>57985944
Stones & glass houses, baggot.

Fuck i-bonds so much

>>57985976
That's a fairly normal reaction, honestly. That's why the government wants to ban TikTok.

>>57985986
I'm not even fat, retard.

>>57985977
>>57985928
Please keep /smg/ goblina-free

>>57986006
No the government wants to ban TikTok because if anybody is going to be spying on the American people and choosing what propaganda they can consume it's going to be the government of the United States, not China.

>>57986007
You kinda are baggot...

what to make of this Paul Allen venture?
https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/AISP

>>57985901
>wireless without drivers
Sounds amazing
>>57985912
>don't carry a phone
based

>>57986022
Damn right. Bullish for Israeli Alphabet.

>>57985976
Donkey punch? Not all that weird. Don't actually brain her, you'll want her to not be multiple personality to brain damage when she's raising your kids. Try to keep it to a light rough-house, like about half of what you'd do with a guy, just enough to show you're stronger than her, and you might actually get to steal a kiss.

>>57986007
Exactly what a fatty would say.

>>57985939
Its an activity alert based on amounts of filled trades. Price likely to gu up: ascending fill, likewise for price go down - descending. Floor/high filter can be set. See unusual whales for info on that. I'm not good at explaining.

>he didn't buy the Google dip
Lmao

>>57986022
You really think that Chinese and Russian hackers couldn't hack any aspect of American society? You really think that the government actually has safeguards in place for the general public's privacy? Lol, lmao even. You should read the articles that come out like every other week of hospitals getting hit with ransomware or just viruses that destroy their databases for no reason.

>>57986013
Venti looks like THAT?!

Does smg consider this attractive or overrated?

>>57986037
Even if I was fat, (I'm not so don't even think that me typing this would imply that I'm fat) I'm not a woman, so my own weight doesn't even matter.

>>57986052
I bought 169 shares. Wanted to buy 170 but you know

>>57985866
imagine the smell of paying for old data

Donald Trump, please save this market. Amen.

>>57986075
overrated

if she isn't asian she isn't for me

>>57986098
(YOU) MEAN DONALD DUCK CUZ THAT NIGGA ALWAYS DUCKIN' THE REST OF THE GOP

>>57986096
Name a faster backend.

this market tongues my anus

NVDA is about to attempt 900 again

>>57986085
Bro I seen your cannonball visceral fat belly. You look like you have kwashiorkor.

>check Intel after so many comments about it
>it still hasn't recovered from its 2000 heights
Why the FUCK are people buying this shit stock?

>>57986075
I don't find her attractive at all. Like why can't her lips even cover up her gums. That's fucking disgusting and she's obviously got an extra chomosome in there some where cause her face just screams downes syndrome.

>>57986139
That photo was taken over 6 months ago retard. I mean even my cock is 2 inches longer now than it was when that photo was taken.

>>57985760
fuckin jannys wont let me effortpost

>>57986075
Overrated as fuck. She's like the third ugliest girl on Euphoria.

>>57986144
Fuck you, I'm buying just because of this post

>>57986145
>Like why can't her lips even cover up her gums
first time i've agreed with this nigger

>>57986131

>>57986075
Milkers are milkers, and if you live in hills, that flat hip to shoulder may keep your kid from tumbling down some late night. I wouldn't chat her up by intent.
>>57986139
>kwashiorkor
Learning new shit about niggers every day!

>>57986144
It could happen, they could be a contender. Maybe they didn't really just blow all that cash on an office building!

>>57986160
4 inches isn't impressive.

And 905 just got smashed with 50k volume

>>57986131
to be honest im sure its fine, but by the time the news hits the platforms its already been traded on and you are then looking to catch a second hand retail goyim reaction

HOLY SHIT REDDIT WERE GOING PARABOLIC!!!

>>57986075
Both.

>>57986189
Wide or long?

Also, wrong board.

Long CCL, middle aged office Karens need love too.

>market goes up
>market suddenly starts going down
this shit is rigged

what should i buy today? im bored

>>57986041
>not pictured
me, in the corner enjoying the view of two intellectuals discussing affording a bloomberg terminal from a distance

>>57986266
Intel

>>57986252
kerabbed

>>57986272
already own it and bullish calls. Anything else? i was looking at shorting woof, late last night, but honestly not worth the capital.

>>57986266
UEC

>>57986252
Just be the one that is rigging.
>>57986270
I'm pretty low iq, bro.

>>57986013
GOBBED
The US will be 90% gobbo in our lifetimes and you WILL subscribe to their onlyfans.

baking

>>57986301
what stocks do I invest in with this info?

>>57986301
>US will be 90% gobbo in our lifetimes
Quite demoralizing tbdesu

>>57986301
>>57986336
gobbos you say?

after all why shouldn't i throw it all away

>>57986354
>>57986336
>>57986301
forgot my picrel

>>57986301
Ain't even mad.

>>57986431
nu bred

guys what's 2+5

>>57986436
25, why?

>>57986436
Stop asking questions AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>57986424
10/10 in the US

>>57985235
what's wrong with that guys nose?