/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57979976
underbaked, made me vomit

>>57979976
has anyone heard of a company called nvidia

>>57980010
Yeah it's the company the rest of the world is dependent on.

Hehehe, no one knows who I was in the last thread.

MODS

>>57979976
I'm europoor who wants to buy some ETFs.
Is xtb good broker?
It looks like they have no/low fees and wont run with my money.

N

>>57980010
>euro daytime /smg/ talking about nvidia

Top signal.

>siphon up economics

>>57980265
yea they're good, decent ETF selection, no fees, low spread on popular stuff, good ui
just remember there's a 100k/month trade limit for zero fees

>>57980361
>just remember there's a 100k/month trade limit for zero fees
I wish I had this problem

Did NVDL just split?

how many dog coins vs soxl vs sp500 3x should i buy
im tired of being poor

>>57980265
IKBR don't bother with anything else

I hear people say that the market has priced in "x amount of cuts/hikes". How the hell can I calculate that myself?

>>57980466
it'll probably be a red day

>>57980493
https://www.cmegroup.com/markets/interest-rates/cme-fedwatch-tool.html?redirect=/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>>57980355
Now that I brought that up:

After Corona we can savely and without the shadow of a doubt say that "trickle down economics" was a meme and never was true. It always was the opposite, which makes sense and as capitalism itself, the name says it, is a system based on capital and whoever has more capital has it easier to gain more capital. No clue how the wealth of one person or a few benefits a lot poor more than just evenly distributed wealth.

>>57980501
Thanks, but that only shows the cut/hike probability - not how much has been "priced in" in the overall market.

Why is nobody talking about this?

>>57980475
Their fees are so confusing, I dont know if its higher/lower or where they want to charge me.

>>57980515
if what you said had any basis in reality, then the lives of the common people would just keep getting worse. And, while they do keep claiming that is the case, the opposite is the true, and anyone claiming that commoners is worse today than it was x decades ago is a clown.

>evenly distributed wealth.
rEaL cOmMuNiSM hASnT BeEn TrIEd YeT!

>>57980527
There has been zero priced in cuts. This chart just shows the odds for the next few fed meetings. the only way to see if the market has priced in any cuts is on the yield curve, ie when money market rates move up or down. so far there has been little movement in the short end of the curve.

>>57980532
well maybe because we don't speak ching chong

Thoughts on the incoming Barbecue Administration?

What's your entry/exit strategy?

In hindsight not having one and just following my gut has hurt me as much as it's helped me.

Your buying Banxa (BNXAF) on the north american market open right anon?

Its crypto leveraged but everyone forgotten about what a pity I guess everyone who’s currently a shareholder will get a nice return when paypal or blackrock scooooop it up

>>57980532
Wtf am I looking at here???

HelloFresh is dying.

>>57980466
i bought the dip and im selling all my SOXL once its in the green

>>57980884
sisters, the hellofresh industry is being disrupted by the innovative grocery store industry

Cocoa

>>57980956
No..
Coca.

>>57980532
hahaha this is about the torque and pressure on a car tire

>>57980956
I want some chocolate now

belly inflation

Japanese bankers are taking lessons on how to handle positive yields on interest rates lol

Eurozone Industrial Production WDA (Y/Y) Jan: -6.7% (est -3.0%; prevR 0.2%)
- Industrial Production SA (M/M) Jan: -3.2% (est -1.8%; prevR 1.6%)

RATECUTS NOW PLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

>>57980551
LMAO even.
>he thinks most people have it better nowadays financially
You are retarded.

NVIDIA is going to end red today.

>>57981214
200

NVDA's been crabbing for a few hours in the premarket, please don't be a crab day

I'm cashing out at 9:31am(EST) today
'ate bobo
simple as

God Bless XOM

>>57980884
Why?

A whole 6 shares traded lmao, probably going to be NVDAs lowest volume minute today

>Gasoline

Those EU banks sure are profiting from the fact they won't raise Minimum Reserves. I'm sure the common people will too. I mean, trickle down, amirite? Haha, the shareholders will surely support that.

>>57980986
Is it bullish or bearish?

>>57980532
Tokyo Drift?

>>57981290
Tiny little fuckmeat

>>57981363
But anon I’m a 30 year old man

just get it over with and show me the red

>>57981214
You missed out on 100 because you didn't just hold the cow.

>>57980551
>And, while they do keep claiming that is the case, the opposite is the true
Based on what exactly.

>>57981214
600

>futes

>>57981038
>Eurozone Industrial Production WDA (Y/Y) Jan: -6.7% (est -3.0%; prevR 0.2%)
>- Industrial Production SA (M/M) Jan: -3.2% (est -1.8%; prevR 1.6%)
looks like a good reason to pump, I'm buying calls

>>57979976
>>57979976
>Junior Achievement edtion

Today I have an interview in wealth management that could change my life.
Wish me luck bros

>>57980981
Posted this yesterday. Long DG, Long cocoa except hersheys fuck them butyric acid (literal vomit flavor) using bitches.

>>57981545
good luck

>>57980956
>>57980981
>they didn't invest in cloaca
Harpy girls making a huge comeback this year

>>57981337
>BNP Paribas (BNPP.PA), opens new tab, the euro zone's largest bank, on Wednesday said it will step up its cost-cutting plans by 400 million euros ($437 million) after posting weak fourth-quarter results last month.

>Banks are bracing for subdued deal flows, modest bonuses and heavy job cuts in 2024. BNPP's smaller rival Societe Generale (SOGN.PA), opens new tab plans to cut 900 jobs at its Paris head office.

Right on time

>>57981578
Thank you

>
Bloomberg
@business
Google is curbing its generative AI chatbot, Gemini, from responding to queries directly related to Indian general elections starting next month, conforming with similar controls in the US and other countries holding elections

Lol, lmao even AI.

>>57981600
BNP is having a great time with record high profits , SG has been embroiled in scandal since 2008 and should never be seen as a model for other banks

>>57980604
There used to be a day when rich men had enough money to field armies of mercenaries to take over islands like this.
Maybe colonization wasn't so bad.

Rate
If futures are in contango when interest rates go up then how come the expense ratios are around 1%. Seems pretty good to me. I just rebalance periodically dollar cost avg to deal with the volatility. The rebalancing means I buy low sell high and stash more money into the vanilla ETFs.

DOLLAR TREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Denmark’s government presented a plan to increase defense spending by more than 40 billion kroner ($6 billion) through 2028 and said it will start drafting women into its military to help counter an increased threat from Russia.

Delete this post

>>57981899
When did Russia threaten Denmark?

>>57981940
[DELET]

There. Did it work?

Who's sellding?

>futures

>>57980604
Port Au Prince Stock Exchange when?
>>57981032
Who’s the dude on the left supposed to be? Is he the bull?
>>57981214
>how much did I earn
Depends on whether you kept it outside or in your house

>>57981798
https://corporate.dollartree.com/investors/financial-information/financial-results
I don't see anything new yet

Gold is the only asset with equity like returns and negative correlation to equity downside

>>57980515
We don't have capitalism: we keep bailing the banks out.

>>57981899
Looks like they are aiming to spend 2.4% of the GDP on defence, just tossed the press release through Yandex, the armored vehicles are likely Piranha Vs, made by a subsidiary under GD
RHM is also releasing their annual report tomorrow, rather bullish times

>>57981561
I can’t invest in my favorite brand but I can own it physically. The problem is I eat up all my investment. Did I miss some cocoa news? Why shill it now?

>>57979976
zoomer here. is there a show like "binging w babish" but instead its about stocks?

>>57981545
GOOD LUCK!

I swear I've seen the logo on the left side there before-- or at least one very similar

It's going to be a red day isn't it

WTF ARE WE GONNA DO TODAY, THERE IS NOTHING IN THE ECONCALENDAR. NO NEWS

>>57982156
We will peepee and we will poopoo

>>57980884
I warned you guys.

>>57982146
>It's going to be a red day isn't it
green it is

You will buy NVDA at $1000 a share.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2024-03-12/united-ceo-tells-boeing-to-stop-making-its-long-delayed-max-10s
>United Tells Boeing to Stop Making Its Long Delayed Max 10s
I am gonna take a cruise to europe next time I go. I'd rather take my chances with Haitian, Somolian, and Yomen pirates before I get in one of those boeing death traps just because its faster

>>57982103
Just an anecdote but I consume cocoa and warm milk everyday. The cocoa combined with the flavonoids in milk provide your body with components that otherwise wouldn't have access to at later stages of life.

Europe really did perfect chocolate. Burgers are just making tranny chocolate concoctions mostly. The riesens are great. Its german right ? Probably why they are still good. Little debbie snack cakes and so much american food is beyond goyslop. I cut my calorie intake dramatically and I feel unpoisoned lmao.

Also chocolate milk is the drink of choice for any decent white man. It represents lactose tolerance and colonialism.

another day
another oil baron sand hat shorting my shit

Why the fuck did semis all start dumping right at 8am?? No data came out

>>57982302
>He believes the mainstream FUD about Boeing
Lmao they got another one

>>57982330
probably a lot of profit taking

>>57982212
>>57982146
Here we have a green id saying it will be a red day and a red ID saying it will be a green day. Crab it is.

>>57982330
we are going through a domain circulation aka rotation of sectors
>https://finviz.com/groups.ashx
someone mentioned the key term and I did the due dili to watch a yt video and read some stuff about it

>semis
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

...Seriously what the fuck is going on??

what a dump, it'll probably last 15 minutes into open too

>>57982316
Storck is a German company. I’m at this moment reading up on cocoa and it seems the issue is the same for many products that come out of Africa. Time to bring back colonialism. When will POC realize they really were better off under white man rule.

>>57982442
Doubt it. Everything just lurched into oversold RSI, gonna get bought up at open.

Here we go again...

>>57982442
I hate that you are right and I bet all my money the day I buy the dip is when everything starts dumping for real.

So wait there's literally no news? 8am was just randomly when everything sold off? Fuck this shit

>>57982464
Perhaps, I'm just imagining a lot of stop losses being triggered from brokers without pre and aftermarket trading as soon as it opens below last nights close

>>57982498
The news is we're at a trend line (resistance for the moment) and Rsi is fake and gay.

>he didn't rotate into cocoa

>>57980361
>>57980475
What about bitpanda for euros?

Will it be another green nvidia day? (Im buying a used lexus and would like a green day for peace of mind)

>>57982522
Dumb frogposter

>>57982514
RSI and MACD are some of the simplest and most reliable indicators

>>57982524
only used xtb and etoro aside from domestic bank brokers, dunno about bitpanda

Why fresh bake when the last hadn’t gone stale yet? That’s a bad sign. Exit all longs!!!!! Ahhhhhhh!!!

i use t212
how fucked am i

>>57980493
shits going up like 25% a year...is that ever possibly priced in?

Good morning niggers. Who's ready to have their buttholes raped, and their wallets drained again?
web semi-related its the buck breaker 3000

Are there any sites where I can check historical prices of things bought in markets for schizo theories?
Like how much 100 grams of hershey's costed in 2020 compared to 2024.

>>57982617
>100 grams
Who the fuck buys 100 grams of fucking anything? Just get a quarter pound.

>>57982522
yes yes. buying cocoa bean futures

>>57982658
You get the idea baggot.

>>57980532
Because I don't understand that language?

Indians should get more flak on this board

>boomer vs zoomer software

>>57982603
I know you got rocker on speed dial. Gave them/they a call and make sure they’re awake.

>>57982712
Adobes going to shit the bed

>>57982442
>dump
Looks like things are just resetting to what they closed at. Good way to push RSI back down for better buying.

>>57982712
I don't know what either of these are. Both me and my boomer parents just use open source stuff.

>>57982703
No bullying sirs. We respect everyone from all nationalities on this board. Do not redeem.

>>57982703
what else can be done, indians are hated worldwide by every single race and creed of people

>>57982359
Lmao it’s market makers doing Jew things to keep you from getting their sheckles

>>57982731
He's ho/ding NYCB and other fun stocks in the 'hood
he doesn't need to check his performance every day because his performance every week is gains and NYCB will pay off. I bet he'll even get a fancy electric vehic/e despite there being zero efficacy for it in the co/d just to flex on you specifically.

>>57982764
They just deserve more hate is all I’m saying

>>57982751
Perhaps, but the current breakout just got beaten down, opening about -1% of the close doesn't seem too far fetched, than what happens is hard to tell

does meta benefit the most from the tiktok ban?

>>57982442
>just 15 minutes
yes bro haha it's just a minor temporary dump

Alright Adobe you lumped pretty good yesterday. Not great but no slouch either. Here's the thing.

You NEED to be over 700 by Friday morning. I know I've pirated every piece of your software. I know you are the absolute worst program to deal with and a Japanese 40 dollar piece of software is better but for the love of God you need to pump hard.

If you can get over 650 into ER that would be awesome. Over 700 and I'll buy and annual subscription to Creartive Cloud. Over 750 and I'll get two.

>>57982810
maybe, zuck has been pulling strings on it for awhile. if the US forces a sale i wouldnt be surprised to see meta buy it

>>57982731
I tried calling him, but I think they cut off his phone.

>>57982810
yt shorts, snapchat things, and the tiktok equivalent that is on pornhub now if you click that new section on the desktop site seem more similar
I have not been active on social media since the ed snowden thing though

NVDA weekly options bros, how we feeling?

DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING DING

*BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG

>>57982816
Not gonna happen my dude

>>57982894
>>57982896

There goes the stop losses

>>57982896
>30:01

>>57982896
>30:01

Why is MSTR worth twice its BTC holdings?

>>57982816
I bought the dip too

WOOF beat earnings which just goes to show that I’m a retarded dog doctor who doesn’t know anything

buy OPRA

>>57982896
>30:01

RED DAY

Gave up 1k of my 3.3k profit from yesterday by NVDA shitting the bed the last hour of pre market. What do we swing today to get back up?

>>57983014
Yes, thank you for admitting it at least
And you're getting a new CEO

>>57983039
Maybe META if TikTok gets banned.

Any plays today?

>>57982916
because they are using the BTC to buy more BTC

>imagine not buying VSCO on the dip
its not too late. We are gonna be cool for the summer

Oil and gasoline is doing what it does. Heem the next CPI

>>57983060
BLK surpassed MSTR in BTC holdings.

I need David Soxl on the phone right now

I'm going to guess that NogVideo will crab at 900 to cause max pain for calls around 1,000 and puts around 800. Then fill the gap at 700, before continuing upwards. Source: my ass.

Now, if PPI is hot tomorrow. Will they again ignore it, OR will they actually think
>Wait, this is PPI
>This is bad for companies
>This is bad for future CPI
or
>lmao, PEEPEEAI

>this time it's different
get rugged lol

Thank God it's going down. Outta my way Mumu fucking shits.

BRUH IT DO GO DOWN

Where are the bidenomics this morning libanons?

>>57983058
Looking like a shitty inside day so far. Meaning our price action all takes place within the range of the previous days. Hoping we break this. Gonna go long around 513.6 or so.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

Jesus fucking christ PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION. Hurrr durrr better sell all my semicondusctors because....!!!!! Fucking retarded reactionary market

>>57983041
This just goes to show how many retarded pet owners there are out there. I have so much job security.

>>57983115
>>57983058
Obviously if we bounce here on the purple TL, then we can't go long at 513.5x

BUY NOW!
IT ONLY GOES DOWN IF WE ALL START SELLING

Babby's first volatility.

>>57983117
Das rite.

>>57983103
I got shook out of my NVIDEO puts yesterday, if it goes below the breakeven of 830 by EOW I'll be very sad.

>>57983153
nigga it's not even going below $875

>>57983140
It goes down when the (((market makers))) have trapped enough baggies.

so ... red at open ... but green at close ... ?

Why is NVIDIA so scary ... ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ISDgcB-J4fQ

>>57983170
Because a huge amount of the price is hype.

NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS
will never be women or men

>>57983184

>>57983117
Reactionary is a political term. Also, no news.

I just know when I sell the oil barons are going to pump the fuck out of this shit
I hate you so much you trust fund turban niggers

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FveF-we6lcE

>>57983188
and they suck NIGGER dicks and take dicks up their NIGGER asses too. Things are really just kind of bad altogether for the NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGER.

>>57983188
>1D

>>57983184
All price is based on speculation.

I slurped some AMD

AMD $800 EOY

>>57983217
Forgot pic but also will say that NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS love the antichrist and that's why they buy his CHIPS. Captcha is legit T2MM, T fuckin 2.

>>57983170
Just buy long dated calls and stop the worrying. Fuckin thing trends up but man you need nuts to swing trade it, and a bankroll to be able to day trade.

>>57983230
I reckon that the dollar is going to be worth nothing, and you'd be best off trading your dollars in for gold every chance you get.

>>57979976
I'm investing into Weibo via Cash App. I'm as amateurish as they come, but I think ive got the jist on how one should look at investing. I believe that Weibo will eventually reach at least close to what it was in 2018. I dont think any country seriously wants smoke bad enough to cause any major conflicts and at BEST there would be a Cuban Missle Crisis type situation where the stock could plummet even further, though ultimately returning as tensions die down. I do not forsee any major power shifts within the CCP, therefore making the future return of Weibo's value in the market a mostly safe bet.

Experienced traders, am I correct in my thinking?

>>57983271
Yep triple down ASAP btw

>>57983209
Reactionary means prone to reaction. Shortsighted. Anxious.

Schizo market. Seriously what the fuck. Just let the semis go up ffs.

>>57983271
Lmfao

>>57983271
The means of production are not this companies. I'd stay away as we do not know what we do not know regarding the chinese market. I have been dying for JD/baba but my hands are tied until these niggers(china) unfuck themselves.

Question: do we reckon that NVIDIA is going to finish green today? I thought Monday was a catalyst for a green week.

I'm buying Intel and Apple calls

>>57983305
i'll be shocked if it doesn't finish above 920 but you never know

>>57983305
of course. everyone who bought calls this late in the game deserves their free money.

>>57983305
I think we'll finish red, but should be green by Friday in anticipation for the conference on Monday.

>why no green? is was green not red? how red then when green?
this is literally how i think

Thirteen minutes left, 35 votes yea and 7 vote nay on banning TikTok.

UECbros, its finally going up

Why is it so quiet today.
I don't even see any mumu or bobo posting.
Nor a single crab

>>57983305
Markets might dump a bit next week
Not related to nVidia.

>>57983369
At least my uranium investments are going up.

Can you fuckin burgers stop buying EU like crazy? It's not like today there was absolutely trash data again, as always

https://www.marketwatch.com/story/nycb-plans-reverse-stock-split-after-closing-1-05b-infusion-80228b44
>NYCB plans reverse stock split..

NYCB going back up to >10$
they are just doing it the AEVA way.

>>57979976
They are voting about tiktok right now. A live stream is available [0]. If you are interested in the news today check it out
[0] https://live.house.gov/

>>57983424
What kind of nigger reverse splits before they get their delisting notification?

>>57983368
If it bans, puts is the move?

>>57983383
>I don't even see any mumu or bobo posting.
ahem >>57983103

>>57983434
Nobody gives a fuck about Tik Tok, the only people who use that app are fucking retarded.
>if anybody is going to

Nothing is fundamentally different from last week. No data has been worth freaking out, Powell and other Fed officials have been objectively dovish, it's an election year. Bears are fooling themselves for the 500th time in a row if they think this is the beginning of the end.

>>57982751
daily rsi meme lines are about to cross. be patient and grabbler at the mega dip.

>>57983434
doesn't that bill have a provision that lets the president ban websites and internet communities it doesn't like.

>>57983434
>a popular Amerimutt-free website
it's a dream come true

Bullniggers don't know they're about to get a full lifetimes worth of heem

>>57983445
I figure META is the best bet, maybe GOOGL. They are the primary competitors after all.

>>57983455
There's like 4 other posts talking about the ban. It could have significant impact. Its also what they're currently talking about on bloomberg. You aren't interested and that's ok. Check out the dozens of altcoin threads zoom zoom.

>>57983383
It's quite because NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS have their mouths full of NIGGER DICKS.

Wow so NVDL did a 6:1 split and no one told me? Unironically bullish
>>57983465
How many times have you said this over the last year? lol

>>57983460
yup, lots of poison

>>57983460
buy or ban yes

PBR bros, time to get out?
seems like the government is raping the company in order to serve the country
>https://www.reuters.com/business/energy/petrobras-dividend-spat-ceo-navigates-lulas-divided-cabinet-2024-03-13/

>>57983493
Doesn't matter what anyone has said at any point, what matters is what the chart is looking like on any given day. And that chart is looking wobbly AF.
Only euphoria will stop you from seeing what everyone else sees.

>>57983460
Yep
>Under the bill, a foreign adversary controlled application is directly or indirectly operated by (1) ByteDance, Ltd. or TikTok (including their subsidiaries or successors); or (2) a social media company that is controlled by a foreign adversary and has been determined by the President to present a significant threat to national security.
(2) could be anything even....

...4chan?

>>57983460
Yes, and the Yeas have it. The bill has passed it seems

>>57983507
Japan isn't a foreign adversary anymore though

>>57983507
calling japan a foreign adversary would be a bit retarded though

>>57983369
We did it,king

Where do anons think nvidia will close at?

>>57983507
4chins is already a honey pot owned and operated by the federal agency of luminescent sub saharan africans. This place isn't going anywhere

>>57983442
Mnuchin et al

>>57983528
800, maybe 820 if you're lucky

>>57983507
rip 4chan, nice knowing you guys.

>>57983517
>>57983522
ok maybe it was a stretch, but if they really wanted something gone they could say "um akshually it's controlled by RUSHIA"

>>57983528
when does Pelosi sell?

How many shares of SCHD do I need to own before I can use the monthly dividend to purchase another share per month?

>>57980572
On the left is the cuts 100% priced in on 1/2/24 right is from yesterday.

>>57983502
Already got out weeks ago when the head said they were going to use the dividend money to INVOOST in green instead. EC is the new PBR but I don't INVOOST in foreigniggers anymore.

>>57983517
>>57983522
>Under the bill, a foreign adversary controlled application is directly or indirectly operated by
>or indirectly operated by
It will be weasel worded to suggest 4chan and other sites that annoy the powerful are puppets of China.

>>57983506
Oh wow the cryptic doomposting faggots are back. Lmfao holy shit it's amazing when you guys choose to show up.

>>57983507
(1) isn't going to hold up in court. (2) sounds marginal.

>>57983507
I thought Joe Biden said China wasn't our competition folks?

>>57983559
Why wouldn't (1) hold up?

>>57983531
This. They own 4chan, if they wanted it gone they'd just kill it.

>>57983559
>court.
oh sweetie

Fuck this, buying DKS puts, if I eat shit, I'm finding a job.

Behold the Day of the Crab.

>sold CELH at 76 (it was ATH at the time)
>Has hit new ATH every single day since then
I'm in hell
I've missed out on over 6k in gains at this point

>>57983558
this is it, this is the big one that was foretold
gonna nut to duff while the world ends
financially speaking

>>57983556
>I don't INVOOST in foreigniggers anymore.
why not? taxes?

Why do you have two threads under bump limit?

>republicans are attacking free speech even more than dems
kek i guess you can get away with anything when it's CHYNA
so who will acquire TikTok?

>tiktok nuked
how to profit

>>57983634
You know why

>>57983555
beggin' beggin' you oo

>>57983641
unironically long META?

>>57983626
I would nut in Duff.

>>57983641
Short the small businesses that rely on Tik Tok to reach customers.

>>57983636
I doubt they yield to US globalization control.

>SAP dumps with NVDA
The stockmarket was a mistake. I don't really care about SAP dumping on NVDA makes no sense as well as when it pumps on NVDA. They don't do the same thing and SAP actually very likely is a customer of them.
>Hurr, you spend money on NVDA chips, I buy you too

>>57983641
Keep an eye on other social media platforms. Someone will fill the void just like TikTok replaced Vine.

>>57983577
There's some rule in the constitution about doing that. I can't remember exactly what it says.
Source: my brother is a lawyer and my dad owns 15 guns and carries two copies of the constitution (one to give to people) wherever he goes.

>>57983656
Goog & Snap?
does facebook even have anything similar to tiktok? you are making the presumption that TikTok will sell itself at all. If there is a ban, itll just mean kids make and watch snaps and yt shorts

>>57983698
>facebook even have anything similar to tiktok?
Yeah Instagram

>>57983698
Meta owns Facebook and Instagram, Instagram has Reels which are similar to TikTok but not quite as addictive.

>>57983664
Yeah I get it's about soft power, it's just gay, TikTok is one of the least moderated major platforms

>>57983683
The 68 years old constitootioner

>>57983641
Long the most retarded replacement. You know that zoomers and gen Alpha are tremendous retards so they will flock to the dumbest possible app.

>>57983683
>my dad owns 15 guns and carries two copies of the constitution (one to give to people) wherever he goes.

If nothing happens in the next twenty minutes I'm going back to bed.

>>57983636
I have a feeling the answer is byte dance keeps it and nothing actually happens.

>>57983683
your family sounds pretty cringy
t. pro gun conservative

DAME MAS GASOLINA, IT'S OVER FOR CPILINA

>>57983727
I'm sure one of yours (you) takes a dick up there ass and loves s.o.eeee, DEI, and ESG.

>>57982794
Good morning Rocker. I look forward to your flex and wish you well. Just be sure to know where the emergency exit latch is on your new car or get a model that floats.

How the fuck is BA still above 185

Wait.. Russell is up.

The bill to ban TikTok has been passed.

>>57983683
not sure if you are lying or not, but I carry 2 of >picrel around with me so I can give a copy to people. Gave all my nieces and nephews theres too. its just one of those things boystaters do.

>selling covered puts on MCD

>>57983283
>>57983300
C'mon, gentlemen, let's be serious. We should all collaborate and help eachother out. This is the Business board, let's talk business.
>>57983302
Seems reasonable. the skepticism I do have in regards to China is that, after consuming a lot of media from westerners who've gone to China and lived there as well as news sources with more insight into the inner workings, a lot of their numbers are fake. Why I chose to take the leap is that they've been fake for quite sometime, but they've been able to keep the charade going while still building value. I constantly hear about a coming collapse for their economy, and while it has faltered in many areas, chief among them being the housing pyramid schemes, the CCP seems to be able to control perceptions and thus prevent a total collapse of the house of cards.

1/4 of me sees China as an overly risky market, but the other 3/4 feels that there won't be a "Happening" where the state collapses like so many have been predicting for years now.

>>57983744
huh? take your meds

Too late to buy NVDA calls?

>>57983751
My boy Russell is making me proud

https://youtu.be/XOf6HXPPeQ4?feature=shared

>>57983014
Hey now, even retarded dogs need a doctor. Have you thought of maybe expanding to include retarded tigers and bears?

>>57983757
I carry around one copy of pic related with me and gave my spare copy to my gookfu.

>>57983781
The uniparty just passed the tiktok ban bill. Don't invest into China, the spooks are calling everyone home.

>>57983803
>>57983757

>>57983764
Based

>>57983745
>Sell your shares
>Get whacked
Here in Boeing we got ourselves a... unique way of doin it, see? Keep it in da family, see? You wouldn't sell no family shares. Be a shame if ya did.

>>57981689
European leadership is unironically the only way that blacks can ever be productive.

>>57983632
No, because they're foreigniggers. Actually I do buy BP, SHEL, and USOI. NIGGERS don't go to the North Sea.

>>57981214
Is this one of those libshit things where when you reply with $600 they scream back at you that actually you didn't "earn" anything and you're a fucking parasite who should die or something like that?

>>57983790
I just bought one for the week.

>>57983809
Oh shit, that passed? You think Weibo will be taken off our exchanges?

>>57983572
He only took a contrary opinion to be opposite of Trump now there’s no turning back. He won’t sign the bill. It’s all political theater now.

>>57983781
>there won't be a "Happening" where the state collapses
There are very suppressed sources to follow nows on what is happening in China that the CCP does not successfully scrub out and USA news won't report on. The original vision of tan ping bai lan is still growing
>https://chi.st/bugs/tang-ping

Bear flag on NVDA will it succ?

>>57983188
BOIL is down faggot

the pajeets finally caught on
disgusting poop throwers

>>57983903
on what?

>>57983897
*oink oink*

>>57983908
to the pump that was happening, now they are selling off in 20k portions over 5m intervals

>>57983882
>Sichuan is 1,300 miles from Tibet
Fuckin A, China is huge.

>>57983803
I carry around your girl’s tiddy pic and a few extra to give to people I don’t even know.

kek META got pumped and dumped, no one cares.

>>57983898
Yeah no shit NIGGERTARDFAG, why would I be holding that going into shoulder season?

>>57983819
I'll get a copy and read it. I like my 'hip pocket guide' because the "what it means" sections help a lot with people who... well, I hate to admit this, but most Americans cannae interpret meaning from the prose.

>>57983947
>most Americans cannae interpret
It's okay the supreme court gets it wrong all the time too.

Remember Rome was still putting SPQR on to moments hundreds of years after it stopped being a republic.

>>57983940
How are these P&Ds coordinated? How do I get in?

>>57984007
Well it happened right when the TikTok bill got passed, so I would say watch the news.

Let's finish this one off please
>>57977216
>>57977216
>>57977216

FYI to people still here
this thread was an early bake troll, the previous thread is still good

>>57984027
recycling is for fags and fucks up the continuity of the archive. fuck off with your liberal bullshit, and bake us fresh bread

>>57983882
collapse? less labor participation rate can drive up wage inflation and increases productivity.

Crab Day. See you guys in three and a half hours.

>>57983850
I want to go back so bad

>>57984055
>archive
You mean everything I post here is saved forever? Shit, shit, shit

>>57984118
>>57984118
>>57984118
>>57984118
new thread

>>57982156
I’m getting laid tonight
Bullish for me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tW13N4Hll88

Im a newfag in /biz, could anybody explain which timeframes should be used to interpret candlesticks? 1h, 12h, a week, 15 min...??

>>57984788
depends.
I like daily for most things
15 minutes for intraday stuff. to map onto volume.
1 minute and T+S open if I'm trying pin the bottom to close.

thank god I sold my NVDA bags