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57971608 No.57971608 [Reply] [Original]

>brother in law begged me to sell my crypto and to take profits
told him no

>> No.57971631

>married

>> No.57971679

This must mean Norman fomo is imminent.

>> No.57971684

>brother in law
Anon we all know its your wife's boyfriend its ok you don't have to lie to us

>> No.57971707

why are you here if you're married, I don't understand

>> No.57971742

>>57971608
good, tell your brother to stop being a fricking paper hands and to grow a pair

>> No.57971753

you may aswell hand over your profits to your wife when she divorces your ass

>> No.57973092

>>57971608
That guy gets to fuck your sister though. He's probably got a big dick she begs him to fuck her in every hole, ever think about that?

>> No.57973172

>>57971608
>telling your in-laws you own crypto
retarded on many levels

>> No.57975228
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57975228

In my case my family told me not to invest cuz it was dangerous 2 years ago
nowdays im living alone on my apartment and i just bought 20k of MUMU
Im living my best life KEK, its all about the risks

>> No.57975248

>>57973092
lol he got cucked. not even fucking his sister lol what a bitch

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>>57971608
post back here when you folio goes to shit and how you wife divorced you and took the house

>> No.57975394

>>57971707
Why would you not shitpost on 4chan when you're on the toilet, driving, relaxing for a while on the couch etc just because you are married? I'm married and have never stopped coming here

>> No.57975758

>>57975394
How did you get married as a person browsing here? I feel like I'm too edgy for a regular girl. Is Ur wife based?

>> No.57975785

>>57975758
if you're cool/chill enough it doesn't matter what your politics are. have you ever noticed the women with extreme boomer conservatives? or grown men who quote Ben Shapiro? Praising Hitler, or rambling about Zionism isn't a deal breaker, so long as you dont fit a sterotype.

>> No.57976036

>>57971608
My wife saw a tiktok video about bitcoin pumping, so she called me to tell me I needed to sell some because it was so high.
We had a pleasant rehashing about our roles as I take care of making the money while she comes up with creative and interesting ways to make it disappear, and how we need to stay in our respective lanes.
Yeah, so she's not getting laid tonight. Unless she finds someone else to drive her to her boyfriend.

>> No.57976953

>>57975758
She is based, she hates niggers and trans bullshit. She didn't know about the jew problem but she sure does now. I said the word Nigger on our first date to test her out and she laughed. I really think there are way more of these kind of woman out there than people realize. I live in a province in Canada that is the least liberal though.

>> No.57976963

>>57976953
If she didn’t have a hymen then it doesn’t matter how based she was kek. I hope you’re enjoying yourself though brah

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>>57975785
Can confirm lmao
If you ever wanna be Le Edgy during a 2nd encounter with the woman randomly say something like "so you know that hitler guy? [Response] did you know he was the good guy?" And poker face it.
Will anger and confuse her

P.s. don't try this if you're Fats