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>> No.57971486
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>> No.57971489

um... female natural gas?

>> No.57971490
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Inflation doesn’t matter. Cannot pop

>> No.57971505

>>57971456
>More than 8M migrants will soon be living in the US — a 167% increase in 5 years, per NYP.

>U.S. reports "hotter than expected" inflation data

Gotta love how stock markets keep rising despite everything else going to shit lmao

>> No.57971521
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>he didnt buy NVDA yesterday

Bears only get to coom once every 6 mounths , bulls coom everyday.

>> No.57971531
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nvdabros...we're back in the game

>> No.57971532

>>57971467
Powell and others have reiterated multiple times that inflation does not need to be at exactly 2% for them to loosen policy

>> No.57971533

DAMN MARKET GET INFLATED GET INFLATED GET INFLATED PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP PLAP

>> No.57971542
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>>57971505
yeah everything is horrible

>> No.57971545
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>>57971456
I have 80% of my life savings in stocks. Is that bad?

>> No.57971554
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>The FAA found staff at Boeing's supplier using liquid Dawn soap as lubricant for a 737 Max door seal
It works for getting a ring off your finger when it's stuck, don't see why it wouldn't work for a door seal on a plane

>> No.57971556
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>>57971489
worthless

>> No.57971561

>>57971505
They're not migrants. They're illegal aliens, which makes them felons, and so is everyone who helped bring them in. Our government is violating its own laws on an industrial scale and we're just standing around watching.

>> No.57971565
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reposting my humble stack. what do you guys think?

>> No.57971566

>>57971545
I have 100%, but it's only $7000 so whatever.

>> No.57971573
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>>57971545
Dont worry about it, i have 100% in a singular call

>> No.57971574

>>57971554
I don't think that soap has a type certificate

>> No.57971592

>>57971556
that's not the female chart

>> No.57971611

earnings?

>> No.57971613
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>>57971486
I'm either going to be very well off on Thursday or waving goodbye to a paycheck. I love the suspense.

>> No.57971633
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Bros I've moved from liquor to beer now. I'm going to ride this buzz until I pass out. I'd like to give a big thanks to all the bull posters today who pumped the markets with their unrelenting optimism.

>> No.57971637

>>57971613
Same
Except tomorrow is my big day
And also I don't work so I don't get paychecks

>> No.57971662
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DIE BOBONIGGERS DIE

>> No.57971688

>stands at the same spot for several seconds
lol

>> No.57971708

I think IBM is a long short. Every deal for Oracle is a contract IBM lost (either by ending it or opportunity cost) to Oracle
I took a shower and decided to put on deodorant after. I'm not sure why it's not like I'm going outside the rest of the day.

>> No.57971713

>>57971633
You don't go from drunk to buzzed. You go from buzzed to drunk.

>> No.57971718

>>57971532
So joe can manipulate CPI data and keep interest rate higher for longer.

>> No.57971731

>>57971713
>>57971713
Buzzed is transitory

>> No.57971738

>couldn't buy $WOOF puts because 3 business days later my funds are still withheld.

>> No.57971752

>DoD officials say they are "alerted" about a potential maritime "mass migration" from Haiti into the United States

How do I profit from major gang wars between Mexican cartels and Haitian cannibals?

>> No.57971759

>>57971738
Damn, too bad
I think veterinarian anon might be on to something
My WOOF puts are up 7% already

>> No.57971760

>>57971532
Yes, but it should be on a sustainable path to 2% which it isn't as it went from 3,1% in jan to 3,2%. That isn't even disinflation anymore.

>> No.57971766

>>57971713
Normally it goes buzzed, drunk then back to buzzed, and then sober. However I'll let you in on a little secret. You can go from buzzed to drunk and then have a Safety Shot and go strait to sober.

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Wheres KRE anon, I bought a 3 day lotto ticket put.
I'll keep it on my list. super liquid penny wides

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>>57971713
Thanks for the support anon

>> No.57971778

>>57971738
>not using the money market account as a free high yield savings account
ngmi

>> No.57971787

Drinking during the day is bad for you.

>> No.57971800
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Are we ready for another ath again so soon ?

>> No.57971801
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>>57971752
It's planned genetic demolition.

>> No.57971818
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Thoughts on FRPT and NOMD as pet stocks?

>> No.57971824
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>>57971787
I’m drunk right now

>> No.57971825
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stonks

>> No.57971828
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>>57971759
I’ll be real with you chief, I’m shilling this so hard so that if I’m right and yall post fat gains, I can tell my wife that I can be trusted to enable options on the brokerage account. If I’m smart enough to be a doctor, I’m smart enough to gamble right?

>> No.57971829
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ADBE bros...

My prayers are being answered...is there a shot this thing hits after earnings? It's pumping pretty good

>> No.57971850

Why are Granite Shares ETF's so low volume?

>> No.57971854

AMD $800 EOY

>> No.57971859

>>57971752
The cartels will be smuggling them in and our government will bus them all over the country. Keep buying ammo.

>> No.57971862

After those readings Powell can only gain respect back if he hikes march. Then he can cut again in june.

>> No.57971866
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>inflation data
would Powell really rug us though?

>> No.57971876

>>57971859
You know the us government is cucked when they take orders from cartels lol

>> No.57971874

>TSM crabbing in a $.30 range since 11am
fucking do something.

>> No.57971890
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I’m still red on NVDA. When what is EOW price boys?

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>>57971759
>they said three full biz days (inclusive of day received if before 4pm)
:/
Its ok. Anon's making money here takes away from the powers that be and I am content with my life.

>> No.57971899

>>57971766
this shitposting almost makes my SHOT bags feel lighter

>> No.57971903

>>57971866
I think PPI data is more important. if the price is rising for companies, fed cannot lower interest rate.

>> No.57971914

>>57971890
My name is Andy and I don't like this image

>> No.57971924
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WOOF PUTS NOW

>> No.57971930

GLNK finally popped a bit

>> No.57971932
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Okay i have to go to wagies for the afternoon.
Line go up.
Doom bull.
Do not hide. Just buy.
captcha 420A

>> No.57971933

>>57971787
Have another cheeseburger Randy

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>>57971828
I am confident in you. Even jewgle redirects people looking for affordable pet supplies to petsmart instead.

>> No.57971960

40k positive NVDA volume in a minute
very cool

>> No.57971980

>>57971637
I hope I can retire and live off investments in the future but I have to work to make the initial investment money. After that I can just do whatever the fuck I want. Ideally buy a rural house in the mountains or move to rural Japan where I can live in one of those houses the government is shilling off to foreigners. that's the dream.

>> No.57971987

>>57971903
>
lol


A-well, everybody's heard about the crab
C-c-crab, crab, crab — c-crab's the word
A-well, a-crab, crab, crab — crab is the word
A-well, a-crab, crab, crab, — well, a-crab is the word

>> No.57971989

>>57971980
Well I'm living off unemployment right now. Haven't touched my investments yet... and hope to have a new job before I have to

>> No.57972005

An aftermarkt dump would be nice.

>> No.57972009

>US Gasoline Prices Rise For The Second Consecutive Week

I don't feel so good

>> No.57972011

>>57971613
What's happening?

>> No.57972016

>>57972005
nah it'll probably pump

>> No.57972028
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Let it be known, that in two weeks, i will buy PYPL

>> No.57972030

>>57972009
hedge it with Tesla call. Does this work?

>> No.57972032

>>57972011
probably adobe options
2nd shot guess would be dollar general

>> No.57972045

What's the consensus for ADBE? their AI is mediocre, and only businesses and cucks actually pay for their software, though I suppose businesses are probably their main income source anyways

>> No.57972049
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Why did they go public?

>>57971989
This period of your life will be a staging ground for what happens next brother. Be frugal and wise.

>> No.57972050
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>corporate taxes
kek

>> No.57972065

>>57972050
isn't this just because they pay every quarter?

>> No.57972068
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>>57972032
If Dollar General doesn’t meet earnings, I’ll become the most doomerpilled bear this board has ever seen.

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>>57972050
>laffer curve
double kek

>> No.57972084

rip the guy who needed NVDA to hit 800

>> No.57972098

>>57972074
So are they not getting taxed or taxed "too much" (subjectively) ?

>> No.57972102

its not enough for semis to moon, shitcoin must fail

>> No.57972122

>>57972045
Arent they the only people who have an image generation training dataset built entirely internally?

Like if you use midjourney or anything like that, commercially you're fucked because it was trained using online scraping. Adobe's is entirely trained in house which means it sucks.

>> No.57972133

TSM PUMPING

>> No.57972137

>>57972122
>Adobe's is entirely trained in house which means it sucks.
I didn't know that, sauce? It could pay off for them since they won't have to pay the OpenAI toll.

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>>57972068
Alright Bobos, I'll side with you on this one and play along, I just feel so bad for you after all those NVDA gains. Hopefully Petco doesn't crash the market tomorrow.

>> No.57972143

>>57972102
Btc to zero to make bankers an hero

>> No.57972145

>>57971890
Oh I'm hitting her womb, but from the inside.

>> No.57972150

Imagine thinking the market is not just one single entity that will go its way as it wants and only fakes turnarounds etc and will not stop til it reaches the goal it set itself

>> No.57972154

>>57972068
There is a dollar general in my area but it's where all the mexicans live so I don't know if they are getting traffic or nah

>> No.57972156
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so is SPY hitting 518 before close or no

>> No.57972159

Help a retard figure out how much cash I need to leave univested for 5.25% on robingoy to be worth the $5 a month

>> No.57972164

>>57972009
CPI accelerates and Treasury bulls just move the goal posts

>> No.57972168
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>Just got back home.
>Check CPI data
>Hotter than expected across the board
>Market pumps
Makes sense. Never change, clown world.

>> No.57972175

>>57972098
it’s meaningless. You will never get what you want. There’s only a best worst-case. If it’s too low you get no taxes. If it’s too high they avoid them rigorously. Basically if it costs less to avoid taxes than to pay you already know. Pretty sure taxie niggers know this so it’s already at its optimal point.

>> No.57972180

>>57972159
about 1200

>> No.57972196

>>57972122
No clue on that, but I guess we'll just have to see if any of those copyright lawsuits amount to anything
In house AI training could save them in the long run, and they still have the most used paid content creation suite

>> No.57972199

>>57971989
Best of luck then, friend. Find a job you can tolerate that pays decent over a job that doesn't sustain but you love if you're looking to dip into investing. If you make enough you can do what you love in the future with a cushion.
>>57972011
>>57972032
RGTI investment. Don't know if it'll stay stable since quantum is basically up in the air on sustainability but there's enough growing interest in the sector for me to look into infrastructure. Given its going the AI route I think it will suck in more interest as well.

>> No.57972207

>>57972159
I’m getting about 50 a month with roughly 14000 sitting there so 10% of that for your 5% would be about 1400 bucks

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>>57972137
Unlike midjourney they can source everything to a legal source. OpenAi's big problem was it was scraping data from Artstation where you have hundreds of different IPs and studios to deal with

>> No.57972210

>market pumping on higher than expected inflation data
Wtf why? Is the market betting that Powell will still cut rates even though inflation is still accelerating?

>> No.57972211

>>57972068
I think you're safe bro. I go there 2x a month. They sell some nice dark chocolate peanuts. Only retail store that does. Sure I could order them conveniently on the internet but then I'd have to get cigarettes somewhere else. And dog treats, mop sups, etc.

Also due to their small profile and prolific reproduction rate... they are less exhausting to navigate and usually I drive by 3 on the way home.

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I've been up since the market opened this morning, is there any reason I should keep an eye on after-market trades or can I go the fuck to sleep now?

>> No.57972215

>>57972049
What's next is I gamble on options until I run out of money and then "disappear" on a hiking trip in the mountains

>> No.57972216

>>57972137
>since they won't have to pay the OpenAI toll.
Have you used the open ai api? gpt4 turbo is cheap.

>> No.57972222

Yay new ath ending on abysmally bad CPI

>> No.57972230
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Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>> No.57972231

G>>57972045
Adobe is shit until they do a good job integrating generative AI. The current stuff sucks. Adobe needs Sora with dev tools to stay relevant.

>> No.57972234

>>57972222
>cash loses value
>people put it in stocks
idk makes sense

>> No.57972243

>>57972230
+5%, I'm happy.

>> No.57972244

>>57971760
Market estimates had this month the rate being at 2.7%

>> No.57972245

>>57972230

I think i might make it

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>>57972230
+2.52%

>> No.57972252

>>57972216
I haven't myself but I thought it was expensive per query. In any case it could pay off to run a more specialized model locally

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>>57972230
>+78.62%

Unbelievable comeback after the last two trading days of heeming. Thank you based god.

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>>57972068
>>57972211
Bout forgot the DD.I don't like milk chocolate. It smells like poorly hygienic fat peoples.

>> No.57972267

>>57972230
NVDA pumped so I made some of my lost cash back. I sold 5m before close and the contract still pumped an extra 230 dollars, FOMOd again. I don’t think tomorrow will rally again so I backed off

>> No.57972268

>>57972257
Insane gains, what'd you buy?

>> No.57972271

>>57972230
+1.27% I wish every day was like this.

>> No.57972282

>CPI is meaningless in regards to stock price
>PE is meaningless in regards to stock price
>all your outdated boomer metrics are worthless and preventing you from making money

The sooner you tards accept this the sooner you can get on the road to making it. Just accept the new paradigm it’s not that hard.

>> No.57972288

>>57972210
Yeah, they are like
>It's feb data
>March he will simply hold
>til june thign can change
>he will cut anyways, no matter what

>> No.57972291

Whatever anons were talking about 125c on Oracle, you did good.

>> No.57972295

NVDA just keeps going in the aftermarket, too based

>> No.57972299

>>57972230
2.83%. Not back to where I was before the bloodletting on Friday, but it's a start.

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Guys it's still going up AH....

>> No.57972313

>>57972288
>Trends only matter when it fits my narrative

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>>57972230
+1.24%!!

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>>57972230
Up 7.09%
Thanks NVDA~

>> No.57972319

>>57972230
>+1.05%

Yes get me Bobo.

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>>57972230
it went

>> No.57972331

When will lower income adults pay their fair share of taxes?

>> No.57972336

>>57972291
I was one of them. I ended up backing out of oracle calls to buy a new mattress lmao. Oh well it arrives on Thursday and I'm gonna be so fucking comfy.

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>>57972268
>Gambled on NVDA's drop being based on Friday selloff for profit and CPI scare... bought 880c OTM ending Friday. Held and prayed. Maybe sell tomorrow.
>ORCL 100c from earnings last night
>SPY calls exp tomorrow 518c
>ADBE debit spread 575/600

Went from 13k down to 4.5k, today back up to 8.2k. Still got work to do but a great start. No nuts no profit.

>> No.57972352

>>57972230
Made 7k today, still down 40k but my TSM is slowly crawling it's way back

>> No.57972360
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>>57972230
I loss nothing and I gained nothing.

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>>57972310
>Guys it's still going up AH....
ABOUT TREE FIDDY

>> No.57972367

How come last week nasdaq was opened for another hour? Is it opened longer some week days?

>> No.57972372

>>57971545
As long as they are diversified globally you're good

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>>57972348
i unironically made money on NVDA puts today

>> No.57972383

>>57972360
>I gained nothing
you are basically buying 3month treasures

>> No.57972386

>>57972352
>7k
Idk why I said that, I meant 12k

>> No.57972391

>>57972367

>> No.57972402

>>57972367
daylight saving's time in the US

>> No.57972404
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>Jüdische Physik

>> No.57972408

>>57972050
>net interest is higher than the military budget
Oh. Shit.

>> No.57972419

>>57972230
Up $300

>> No.57972432

>>57972348
Zamn, nice plays

>> No.57972435
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SIGA earnings at 4:30, gl gay sex bros

>> No.57972438

>>57972180
>>57972207
Sounds good thanks.

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time to go get a haircut and then take my mom out for hibachi. remember chuds, bidenomics works

>> No.57972441
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>>57972168
market is forward looking, and future looks bright

>> No.57972443

>>57971545
I have 99% of my savings in stocks (net worth of 170k)

>> No.57972461

>tell someone you invest
>they immediately ask, in bitcoin?
why are they so braindead

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>>57972382
At open? Selling them? Either way, congrats. NVDA is not a bubble, but if you can make money on the swings... all the best to you, bull or bear.

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>>57972050
man all that Social security, income security health and medicare spending are real nice.

>> No.57972472

>>57971542
>what is buying power

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>>57972382
I always felt like my best bearish times were just buying puts intraday based on price action. But the majority of good options money for me comes from long holding calls.

>> No.57972480

>>57972461
The average person doesn't know etfs or mutual funds even exist anon

>> No.57972481

>>57971545
my net worth unironically is low 6 figs, I'm mid 20s, I have $200 in the bank rn and the rest is in micro/nano caps

>> No.57972482

I sold another COST put for this Friday.
I'm over leveraged, hopefully it can stay above 727 by Friday closing.

>> No.57972486

>>57972230
I must learn to do nothing overtrading is costing me.

>> No.57972493

>>57972210
Yes. The narrarative has shifted to later rate cuts. The bull thesis always finds ways to climb the wall of worry. Stop thinking so much about it.

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Intel what the fuck man

>> No.57972497

>>57971890
We love our sisters here. We don’t beat on them.
>>57972258
>dark chocolate
Based
>>57972230
Up .39% I’m happy

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>>57971456
Based Ralph getting 5% on 12k cash.

>> No.57972516

>>57972030
where do you think electricity comes from?

here in commiefornia the tesla super charges are hooked directly into a diesel generator.

>> No.57972522

>>57972494
Oh shit what happened

>> No.57972526

how retarded would it be to buy IBM now for the argument of long quantum pc chips?

>> No.57972527

>>57972494
he trusted boomers

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cocoa chads eating good

>> No.57972543

>>57972494
I'll spread some good vibes and give you some advice. Dump some (if not all) of your INTC and buy CLS. This will be a hundred dollar stock in a year.

>> No.57972544

BA ready to fall lower, ready your puts

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>>57972230
Up 4.29%, still got 5000 usd to recover from my friday disaster, but I should be able to make it back in a week or twos time if I remain careful

>> No.57972562

>>57972543
I only have a few calls but for fuck sakes this thing can't pump

>> No.57972569

>>57972533
I heard about the cocoa shortage like a week and a half ago. Did I miss the boat?

>> No.57972571

>>57971989
>living off of employment
How does this work when you have investments? Don’t (((they))) expect you to run through all your assets first?

>> No.57972579

>>57972522
intcucks stopped sucking pat's cock to swallow

>> No.57972580

>>57972494
Do you not pc game bro or have any friends that pc game ? My wife even knows to never get an intel anything.

>> No.57972583

>>57971561
>and we're just standing around watching.
Texas and Florida are doing something but when 30% of your population are descended from foreigners who shouldn't be here it's hard to fight back.

>> No.57972588

INTCels don't realize you're supposed to buy quality stocks at fair prices, not shit stocks at cheap prices

>> No.57972589

BITW still needs to catch up. Its not even on par if you just only count the BTC holdings

>> No.57972594

>>57971521
>volume declining

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>>57972533
Interest hike soon.

>> No.57972604

>>57972215
Why not hope a freight car and travel by train like a hobo? Give us a train get.

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Question:
Would you rather have 1 million dollars or be able to have sex with any female on Earth whenever you want?

>> No.57972608

>>57972526
look at QBTS, BAH, RGTI instead

>> No.57972614

My $5000 of AMD puts turned into $4000, 180p and 165p 4/19. But really they only cost me $300 because I turned $300 into $5000 with NVDA puts last Friday during the drop. Hodling because I have over a month for a correction

>> No.57972615

>>57972571
No, that would be welfare. Unemployment is basically mandatory insurance. They take a small percent from every paycheck, and if I lose my job I get up to 6 months of weekly checks (or until I find a job). There are some other requirements, but that's the basics.
>>57972604
I don't have anywhere I want to go

>> No.57972620

>NVDA jumps to 920 after hours
lol
lmao
yall got played again

>> No.57972636

>>57972588
Intel is lagging behind compared to its competition that they would yield to any govt demands for data scrapping on their customers out of despair to get CHIPS money.
Old white guy on bloomberg said Pentagon took their 2.5bil back as I typed this

>> No.57972641

>>57972620
Sold my ATH bags. Now I immediately want it to crash again so I don’t FOMO

>> No.57972646

>>57972562
I mean yeah man, stagnation is not a good thing. By the time they get their US plants up and running, the market is gonna be fuckin saturated. Not to mention there's SUPPOSED TO BE (not guaranteed) pure play foundries in the US ramping up production in the next 5-10 years, so they'll have to compete with them for market share.

I would buy some shares, if you can afford it, and forget about em... but this anon is right ---->>>57972588

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FUUUUUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

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>>57972677

>> No.57972702

>>57972606
The money.

>> No.57972717

>>57972677
OHH NO NO NOOO, INTCELS, ITS OVA!

>> No.57972732

>>57972606
The sex. Easy question.

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>>57972677
this cant be good for INTC-senpai

>> No.57972741

>>57972692
I am going to keep trying to convince my tribal govt to apply for chips money with a special exemption to build on land that is not organic to the USA if it belongs to a tribe.
We can slurp all this chips stuff up by meeting all their criteria.

>> No.57972746

>>57972692
>justice-involved individuals
Kek, I'm adding that to the list of alternative names

>> No.57972747

>>57972677
ouch,intcels btfo

>> No.57972754

>>57972641
You should practice fighting FOMO. If you made money, you made money. Be secure in your profits. That is just the demon of greed trying to get you falter.

>> No.57972761

What's your age and networth?
>35
>430k

>> No.57972763

>>57972746
I met some justice-involved individuals outside the gas station at the street corner. They were smoking Newports and asking for change

>> No.57972764

>>57972677
Might be a good buy in the 30s

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>>57972230
>+1.05%

Yes, I want you to bring Mr. Bobo to my office.

>> No.57972773

everybody in this thread is all this fuck and I think you're all gay and lame and you should be buying bitcoin instead of your dumbass boomer stocks

>> No.57972778

https://ir.petco.com/events/event-details/petco-fourth-quarter-2023-earnings-call
Link for the call tomorrow before open.

>> No.57972790

>>57972761
hello FED

>> No.57972796

>>57972773
oh. Bitcoin bulls are so confidence. something will be broken before fed lower the interest rate.

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Mark my words, 3 months from now you will all wish you had INTC

Check'em 9 posts from this one

>> No.57972821

>>57972773
are bitcoin mining operations still using insane amounts of electricity?

>> No.57972829

>>57972677
This is it. No CPU holders will be priced out. One tenth the selling price of a 2500k will get you the ehonda. No CPU'ers will be left out, literally on the streets fighting for scraps from computer hoarders. This is the moment that in 10 years basement dwellers stacking laptops in high security storage units will be called "lucky". People will be complaining why the AMD bulldozer chips are selling for 100k a pop. Peter schiff will be caught with his pants down after spending 15 years calling chromebook hoarders degenerate gamblers. Real estate holders will be liquidating their assets to send mercenaries to raid and steal FAGMAN data center equipment. The third world war will begin when an innocent security guard at a google data center gets overrun by some mercenaries in toyota technicals.

>> No.57972831

>>57972761
>27
>500k
Roughly 120k lower than a week ago because hackers stole my whole coinbase portfolio and I didn't sell my nvda or tsm calls when they were up

>> No.57972848

>>57972815
Tbh it's not dumping as hard as I thought

>> No.57972857

>>57972692
I'm not seeing any real proof that this "DEI pork" actually is harming chip growth. Some talking points by conservatives lately have been blaming normal construction delays on it, which is just dishonest.

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>>57972606
I need to have sex

>> No.57972873

>>57972831
Nice, bro. Keep up the good work

>> No.57972874

>>57972230
was -13% overall, after today -11%

>> No.57972878

>>57972606
>implying 1 million dollars won't give you access to most anyways

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>>57972815

>> No.57972899

>>57971778
>paying for a high yield savings account
Aren't they all free?

>> No.57972904

>>57972761
25
about 8k euros
1k invested into stocks
500 invested into crypto

>> No.57972909

>>57972606
women/men aren't real, ovaries are literally balls that dropped and a clitoris is just a dicklet
faggot

>> No.57972915

>>57972878
Not the super high class hookers, you'll have to invest that 1 milly wisely for those.

>> No.57972923

>>57972848
Nvm I lied this shit is gonna tank all night and open at 35

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>>57972815
trewth.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nfTRNoQDUYo

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>>57972881
>>57972815
Sound like a Chainlink cuck but best of luck.

Real holders need to buy Celestica!

>> No.57972945

>>57972606
1 mirrion dorra because I am homosex.

>> No.57972952

>>57972904
tell me your income and expenses for the past 3 years, I don't understand how you can have less than 100K by 25 if you care about money while living through the biggest bull market in history

>> No.57972951

>>57972904
I didn't have any networth at 25, so you're doing better than me.

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>>57972230
Juicy +4%

>> No.57972991

>>57972230
+8% and a bit in unrealized nvda long

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>>57972899
Free as in it takes no additional effort to open, you already have it

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>>57972929
>the artful dodger
That shows not bad. The plot was very predictable in a good mystery novel way where you feel rewarded for being fastidious to dialog and making good guesses.
not to ride dickens jock too hard or anything.

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>>57972929
You need 4x as much to go 3x as fast?

>> No.57973027

>https://www.microstrategy.com/press/microstrategy-completes-800-million-offering-of-0625-convertible-senior-notes-due-2030_03-11-2024
>borrow money from "private offering to persons reasonably believed to be qualified institutional buyers" at a rate of 0.625%
>buy bitcoin
>line must go up
lmao no way this fails right?

>> No.57973035

>>57972951
thank

>>57972952
>worked since 12 in family business
>started getting paid by the hour worked at age 14 or 15 maybe
>over the years it went up, not by much
>graduated meme >social studies college a few months ago
>finally employeed at the family business since january
>1k euro pay from then on

>started investing like last thursday
dont have to pay rent to them, still kind of normal in east eu if you live in a family house. expenses include vidya on occasion, gym membership and takeout when i need to cope.

goal is to reach 20k euros by the end of year. if i dont tap into my salary i need to make 8k through investing. currently my plan is to dump 200 or 250 euros of my monthly wage into my folio

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Legally mandated niggers in your PCBs

>> No.57973052

>>57972952
I had 480 dollars when I was 25. When I was 26 I had 40k(I got lucky flipping shitcoins)

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I should've bought...

>> No.57973124

Would you rather:

>have 5 million dollars right now
>be able to see 5 minutes into the future of any one (1) stock once a month

>> No.57973126

>>57973049
If it's construction, especially in Arizona, that's illegals instead of blacks

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>>57973124
There is no way to make $5 million that quickly that won’t get you investigated for insider trading.

>> No.57973163

man, the anti-DEI bots just won't stop pushing for their shit on every single thread. weird stuff...

>US electoral year
oh, nvm.

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>>57972677
>waits until after hours to put out the news
kek

>> No.57973191

>>57972761
I'm 32 with about 56k

>> No.57973212

>>57973124
Probably the 5 million now. The power would be too inconsistent with such a long cool down. For most stocks nothing would happen in any given 5 minutes, youd have to already have to know of a stock that will change within the next 5 minutes and that window is just too small.

>> No.57973213

>>57972761
>30
> ~400k, virtually none liquid

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>>57972904
95% of anons here are 4 to 5 figure retards with robbing hood accounts. Being in your 20s with a solid degree/career path is great. If you have no debt going into your 30s then you can make it. Also just buy US index funds (and maybe a little BTC) even though you're a Euro fag.

>> No.57973232

>>57972677
unironically bullish as fuck for all Chip makers, including Intel

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for all the playaz out there

>> No.57973238

>>57973124
5m easy

>> No.57973239

>>57973163
>anti-DEI bots
>anti-retard bots
>anti-cancer bots
>anti-getting-shot-in-the-face bots
Such a zero IQ thought processes. I can only assume this is bait, so have a (You).

>> No.57973241

When are NVDA weekly holders gonna sell?

>> No.57973269

>>57971859
>>57971752
my brother is in the Coast Guard, gonna suck for him.

>> No.57973274

>>57972230
Kind of bad -15% on BITO calls but it looks like it bounced hard off 69K so maybe old ATH is now strong support? So hopefully it will be a true bottom and we will see 80K by end of week.

>> No.57973283

>>57972168
Market is front running the Trump presidency

>> No.57973314

Nancy Pelosi is calling it the Tik-Tok-Toe bill.

>> No.57973317

>another Boeing plane crashes
kek

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>>57972230
-17%, but inclining now. i'll probably see a 30% return by monday at the latest.

>> No.57973350

>>57973124
5 mil now. You could light 4 mil of it on fire and still live comfortably although humbly off 1 mil relatively easily

>> No.57973356
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>Jimmy "Barbecue" Chérizier

>> No.57973363

>>57973239
>t.bot

>>57973317
source?

>> No.57973365

>>57973269
Will he actually shoot the illegals down or just do nothing?

>> No.57973371

>>57973232
Explain please. This only seems bullish for TSM

>> No.57973398

>>57973356
Haiti just needs to be left alone to die a natural death. They’re on an island over run with niggers. It really wouldn’t take that long and they will all be forgotten by next news cycle.

>> No.57973403

>>57973371
long term, non-american supply that doesn't have to comply with certain gibz programz will have fewer problems, higher maintenance standards, and less costs associated with bringing in outside contractors for anything marginally technical

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>>57973317
people buying puts will legit get fucked once NTSB or whatever kiwi cuck equivalent shows it was a pilot error or lack of maintenance

the avionics are honeywell/rockwell collins, and regardless their failure would not cause negative Gs unless the pilots fucked up themselves, even on autopilot

>> No.57973411

>>57973398
What about the dominicans?

>> No.57973414

>>57973124
$5m.
To use this power efficiently you would have to select a correct ticker and correct moment. There are not that many obvious plays to abuse this, and with $5m you can easily retire.

>> No.57973422

>>57972230
+4.58%
An excellent day!

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>>57973398
about that...

>> No.57973429

>>57973411
They will have more space and can enslave what’s left of the Haitians to grow food or what ever.

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>markets

>> No.57973451

>>57973356
Fiery but mostly peaceful gang members

>> No.57973455

>>57973406
insane cope

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I like this Bobby F guy

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>>57973163
Look…. people hate you enough. It’s organic. No one needs aid to tell faggots like you to go fuck themselves.

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>>57973356
I'm from St Lucia

>> No.57973480

>>57973365
that would be illegal so no

>> No.57973482

>>57972580
>allowing women to make decisions
>especially about PC parts
ISHYGDDT

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>>57973406
>BOG 737

>> No.57973494

>>57972230
up 0.93%, so between indices as usual. I seem to trend between nasdaq and dow

>> No.57973501

>>57972761
>30
>22k

>> No.57973516

I want this market to go down.

>> No.57973517

>>57973480
>its illegal to fight off illegals

KEKLMAO

>> No.57973518

>>57973241
Riding my two free money calls all the way to Friday.

>> No.57973523

>>57973516
what are you looking to buy?

>> No.57973527

>>57973371
>>57973403
see anon's post but this will artificially drive up the price of all of Intel's chips.
>Scarcity
>price control
>not a gov whipping boy
>sell eveyones data
>not just us citizens
its a clear win if you're profiteering from the dissolution of personal privacy.

>> No.57973530

>>57973523
I buy SPY puts every day

>> No.57973540

>>57973530
damn I wish I had the liquid to do that

>> No.57973548

>>57973517
it allows a complicated situation where a citizen could not have documentation with them and be shot mistakenly.
A firing line at the border + ICE and RICO being able to wolk+ slaying mothers who come here and give birth would be decent calls.

>> No.57973555
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this is bullish

>> No.57973561

why the FUCK are pre-markets and after hours markets a thing? why can (((they))) trade all they want at practically any time of day while I'm locked in to whenever the exchange is open?

>> No.57973580

>>57973555
Checked and nice trigger discipline on that stick

>> No.57973583

>>57973561
anon what trash brokerage do you use that doesn't have pre/post market trading?

>> No.57973591

>>57973555
>holding a large stick like a rifle
is he trying to look scary at a distance or what kek

>> No.57973593

America is being destroyed by a domestic enemy and illegal aliens. Is this bullish?

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>>57973482
Look I agree completely. Women’s rights have set us back 4 centuries in the span of one. We fucked up I know. But there were too many good companies to go with. Just do nvdia. Don’t be cute or obscure or avante garde with something else. Just meat and potatoes. Today was cpi day. You gotta go with the doombull bridle that is Nvidia.

>> No.57973620

>>57973216
thanks

>> No.57973621

>>57973580
>>57973591
they mostly kill each other with blunt objects, he's portaying a lifestyle above his own, sort of like a peacock with his feathers

>> No.57973629

>>57973035
ok first of all if you care about your future skill up and move to the west, doesn't have to be US but at least go to west europe
I am able to invest $3K per month at 25 I know what I'm talking about
you don't need a degree for it, but at least learn how to code python or the front end stack it's so fucking easy money
get employed at a real company while learning, take shit pay at first, anything you can live off is enough
this is to skill up, get experience and move on to greener grasses
after a year you'll be earning more than 80% of your peers at a big company guaranteed
after that you have 3 choices:
- climb the ranks by putting yourself into irreplaceable positions
- go to london, stockholm or berlin and get equity pay in a startup you believe in (aka semi self employed)
- start a company / freelance (aka self employed)
option 2 provides most upside relative to risk hands down
good luck

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>>57973555
>Appear weak when you are strong, and strong when you are weak — Sun Tzu.

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>>57973356
>Set Gays to Corn
>First Row
What did he mean by this?

>> No.57973715

>>57973671
>implying the gentleman wearing it knows how to read

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>>57973710
>>57973710
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>> No.57973728

>>57973555
island machete niggers...

>> No.57973732

>>57973517
technically they aren't illegal until they hit US TTS, in international waters its obvious what they're trying to do but they haven't broken any law yet. and yes it's illegal to kill someone for breaking the law unless you're the police and they have a weapon and are in the process of committing a felony

>> No.57973745

>>57973124
>be able to see 5 minutes into the future of any one (1) stock once a month
I pick this one. I hope everyone else is trolling. You could lever up with options like fucking crazy and compound your way to trillions easily.

>> No.57973763

>>57973671
'better days to come'
probably a reject clothing item that got shipped their to count as a donation

>> No.57973821

>>57973629
Do you recommend learning python if you want to get into IT, and eventually cyber-security?

>> No.57973851

>>57973821
if you want to get into cyber security start reverse engineering / cracking software. once you can do that on your own, every else is cream cheese. it'll take you a year to figure everything out.

>> No.57973940

>>57973732
>it's illegal to kill someone for breaking the law
Depends on the law, and in some cases if you've made it clear you are taking them into custody for their felony. All other versions are, On Face, the condition of Subjects, and do not apply to a nation of Free Men.
Holy shit, I really hate the invasion of the Kremlin bots into jannies. I can't tell if it's some FBI goober trying to Stasi, or a KGB born Kremlin basement troll doing overtime, but they're absolutely shit, and I guarantee they don't do it for free.

Anyway, directly to the topic, Jerome will be adding to rates, at the least there are no cuts this year at this rate.
I'm starting to think we need to hit em with 6.5%, DC won't stop spending.