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I SLUUUUUUURPED

SOON

This is the top.
Monday, March 11, 1:45pm
SPX = 5113
NQ = 17,937
BTC = 72,476
ETH = 4,040
The moment we've all been waiting for.

Mumusisters im not feeling good rn..

What should I slurp today?

Joe "Ban AI" Biden!

>>57953429
You should sell everything. Exit all longs.

Close. Your. Shorts.

Do I buy SOXL calls? What do I buy?

i need another yacht

Fuck it, I'm going all in Super Micro Computer puts.

Buy cost calls

>>57953454
I will at tomorrows bottom and buy calls that I will proceed to sell early and switch to short again and lose money

Does anyone here regularly make a profit from options trading? If so, how? It seems no different to gambling.

SQQQ and GDX

My bull thesis on Rivian. Amazon won’t let it fail. But more importantly, rich liberals feel like they can’t buy Tesla anymore because it’s a nazi brand. I have three rich faggot liberals in my neighborhood who bought them recently. I see more and more every day driving around town. I see the amazon rivian vans. I invest in what i see, and I see a bunch of stupid rich faggots buying Rivian. Slurp this dip

Boeing planes more like boring planes

TA anons, in trading view do you have one layout be daily and another weekly? how do you organize your layouts?

>>57953544
yea it's gambling fuck off wage cuck

>>57953569
Boeing wish their planes were boring and reliable

>>57953553
Why does amazon give a shit if it fails?

>>57953209 No clue what that is. Sounds like something only rich people have access to.

>>57953498
meta/ cost are good buys today

>>57953405
Why?

>>57953609
Why they make pretty good drills and are efficient at it.

>>57953496
Fuck you, I'm going all in Super Micro Computer calls.

>>57953619
Take a guess as to why Amazon has their own special electric van from Rivian. Do you not see the Rivian Amazon vans? I haven’t seen a ICE amazon van for a year now.

>>57953643
>inb4 it crabs and the kikes scoop the whole thing

I have LOST 52k on my TSM 4/19 and 5/17 calls.

I find myself more and more surfing wsb and giving less attention to /smg/. You guys being bears the entire time in this incredible bullrun really shows how fucking retarded every single one of you is.
You dumb fucks are so stupid all you do is worship rocker because he's also a complete loser like you miserable faggots.
Kys anime pedo scum.

Dear Burger Buddies, please heed this warning from your fellow Kangaroo Friend.

I basically went bankrupt on my mortgage due to the interest rate, and ended up making bank on the panic sale. We cannot do 30 year fixed mortgages here, so the economic damage hits us first. We are the canary in the coal mine. THIS SHIT IS A FUCKING BUBBLE!!! Stay safe friends

>>57953553
Bought 8 more shares from this post

>>57953708
>doesnt realize we're trying troll you into loses

go post rockets with your faggot friends

>>57953709 It's a good thing the USA has actual fixed rates then huh

>>57953708
It's not my fault
When I buy you Sell
It's not my fault
You've gotta pay for what I sell
It's not my fault
You're like, you're like, you're always losing money against me
It's not my fault your such a bad trader
You're like in love with me


Where your calls at?
What your puts doing?

Youre trades are always a risk, on the run, okay
Yeah, I'm rich, bitch, are you done? (Huh)
Excuse me while I counting my wins...

It's not my fault
When I sell you buy
It's not my fault
You always losing money against me
It's not my fault
You don't know how to trade
It's not my fault your such a bad trader
You're like obsessed with my trades.

'Cause I woke up richer than I was yesterday
Don't care about no rules 'cause I beat the market.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C_kPDIXBCWQ

>>57953709
You failed to pay your monthly mortgage so you sold your house? How is this our problem?

slop chads rise up

Guys, I just got off the phone with Jerome Powell.
He confirmed to me that this market is fake and gay.
Do with this information what you will.

>>57953709
The difference is that we aren’t a failed anglo prison colony. We are the leaders of the free world. We defeated the great jewish evil of communism. Your market has adapted to service us. I’m not saying a crash isn’t coming, but even at our worst we are better than your best.

>lunr +9%
did you dinguses really give up after a measly 50% loss?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_uwE0WkM7Y

>>57953544
It's not gambling unless you are sizing way too large. Delta the greek on an option contract if you are utilizing weeklies allows you to set super easy targets. Take a look at spy 318c 3/15 currently .20 delta and costs $82 or 0.82x100 to open. Now that delta of .20 means if spy goes up by one dollar say 510-511 then that contract will gain .20 and it value will now be 1.02. Buy the contracts immediately enter a sell order at that price. Set an alert for a stoploss level and go for it. It becomes gambling when you go super out of the money and the underlying needs to have massive moves to get any profit. Options are great but people can be retarded with them.

Hey guys, I'm 100% always wrong on things so I'm giving you a gift. I'm positioning myself anticipating CPI to be hot, so the market will come down more. This means that it's very likely CPI will be amazing, and we go permabull. You're welcome.

>>57953749
>says something retarded
>uhhh oh durr I was trolling lel

anyone know why $BB is up 10% today?

>>57953792
>Buy the contracts immediately enter a sell order at that price
Aren't there algorithms and professional investors doing this far more quickly than a retail investor can?

>>57953754
Mortgages went up 40% here, so I sold, and made 70k in 3 years. Unsustainable, but interpret it as you wish

>40% increase in repayments on a property up 25% in 3 years
>Wages somehow are going to keep up and nobody will default

>genius stock investor interview asked which stock he will take with him to his grave

>>57953841
I don’t understand? Did you get an adjustable rate mortgage or something? No one except house flippers use those in america.

Why is MARA sharting itself so hard even after btc is at all time highs and climbing

Boring

>>57953960
real, fucking zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz market, would be fun if we at least could have a power/sour hour

>>57953835
Oh absolutely, but is apathy really the best practice? Why not carve out a little of that yourself. I have long term holdings always, just keep the sizing small and use the proceeds for beer and xom

>>57953911
He's Aussie which runs on 5-7 year adjustables only like most of the world.

>>57953954
shorted, unironically MOASS soon

>>57953911
See
>>57953709
>We cannot do 30 year fixed mortgages here, so the economic damage hits us first

We will get fucked first, but burger land is definitely up next. Keep your eyes peeled. Our economic bubble is a lot worse than yours and it's completely fucked, but it will definitely affect you guys too.

>>57953763
reporting for duty sir

>>57953911
>I don’t understand?
In Yurop there is no such thing as a fixed rate mortgage, It's fixed for 5 years very rarely 10 years.

>>57953828
$BB appeared in the news today ¯\_( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_/¯

>>57953960
>>57953979
Everybody's waiting for inflation data.

>>57953954
Kikes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CmadmM5cOk

>>57954021
tomorrow will be

>fun

>>57953954
It's really stupid and manipulated considering the halving will 2x btc soon anyways.

>>57953991
>>57954015
How the fuck do third worlders afford homes then? Why don’t they just get 30 year fixed rates? Or at least 20 year fixed rates? I don’t understand how a society is supposed to function without them? No wonder they think “we’re next” when they castrated their own financials futures for no reason. Literally not our problem

i can't be doing this penny shit with you poor faggots i need to run with the big wolves

>>57954019
Looks like QNX is still in demand as a real-time OS.

>>57954002
America is speed running a bubble by printing money to pay for illegals to prop up prices. If we experience an economic downturn and people go to Mexico for manufacturing jobs and lower cost of living the over leveraged real estate sector will blow up quickly. As it stands the US can just plug it's ears and buy bonds and it's okay.

uh oh

>>57953405
>>57953637
if I had to sum it up in one image
this is why you should have (already) exit(ed) all longs
in hindsight, it will be obvious
"Oh yeah when NVDA fell $100 intraday, that's when I should have known the market topped out.."

>>57954060
Pretty sure they don't allow it because it creates too much liability from a liquidity stand point. If you take out a housing loan at 3%.. and give years later a mortgage is 5%. The banks lost a compounding %50 value on the loan and though they might be held until maturity.. if they are forced by a liquidity squeeze to mark for market they are toast. However the US reinforces it right to print away it's trouble

>>57954094
Unironically zoom out lol. That was after it had gone up pretty much nonstop for weeks. And it was still green for the week.

>>57954151
the same thing can be said about cisco too.

>>57954094
linearly it's the craziest shit i've ever seen, logarithmically not too insane

>>57953405
the messiah (pic related) has already forecast that there is a juicy dip incoming
But I bet you will miss that one too by thinking this is the top aka the end of the world and not being able to see it for what it is

We're about to fall upwards aren't we ?

>>57954016
what are you prompting for the German uniform? BingJeets have it heavily blocked, at least 'officers uniform' with eagles

>-0.1%
>Bobos euphoric

KEK

>>57954094
The fact it didn't crash 7% today shows Friday was a panic dump probably selling for tax purposes.

>>57954208
And grabbing screen shots from last night and this am bakes. Will have some OG later tonight maybe in the morning depending on what the wife wants to do this evening.

>>57954151
>Zoom out
NVDA even if your hopium is telling you that it will climb, threw the market down with it as well. It's a more difficult uphill now from where it was.

Getting seemed by NVDA has made me feel like swallowing a cyanide pill. I was so cautious on the runups, never overextended. The one time I make a ballsy options play is the one time it has a serious pullback.

>tfw portfolio went from 13k to 4.5k in two trading days

>>57954094
you are a perma bear who just experienced his first market, just admit it

there's very strong psychological resistance in the $1,000 mark. It'll take at least three bounces before we reach higher highs.

>but muh cme gap $600 hurr durr
yeah keep waiting just like waiting for $12k for BTC like all the others who missed the boat following perma bears like you

>>57954094
we're down 15% for the year reeee the sky is falling

faggot

>>57954182
Super Micro Computer has to give back at least a couple hundred and the fucking N*Vyda has to go sub $800 before I say it can go back up again.

NVDA just had 8 minutes of growth
is it back?

>>57954094
This was the jewiest Jew shit i've seen all year and I work in a circumcision clinic

>MFW I missed a dip because I was sleeping

>>57954246
When does one start buying soxs ? And how hard does one go. I aint trying to heem me.

>>57954001
>>57954025
>>57954043
I would think the halving event makes MARA's short term value cut in half as well (assuming btc price stays relatively the same). They only hold ~$1B btc in their treasury. So what's a fair P/E when your only revenue is tied to the price of a single asset? I guess that's what the market is trying to figure out.

Or kike manipulation.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxAsBBIKYD0

What did they give him during the SotU address? he is back to his normal dopey self now.

>>57954274
You don't.

green

>>57954094
my stop orders are ready.

>>57954308
bend over alogs bout to reem you raw

>>57954190
Im hand painting these

They're already seething and we haven't hit new aths yet.

>>57954234
I went from 11k to 2k shits painful

>>57954234
Time is a flat circle anon, when you are reborn back to this life again you will make this same mistake. But fear not you can build it back up before you actually die.

>>57954250
If you compound this growth out a year you are looking at theoretically infinite growth so buy now

The paralysis of choice makes me want to give up and buy the index. Sitting on my fucking cash.

I just got an email saying this is my last change to buy NVDA.

>>57954356
Flat is cosmically just

>>57954344
exp ?

>>57954219
>The fact it didn't crash 7% today shows Friday was a panic dump probably selling for tax purposes.
No it just means CPI data was relayed to jews early.

>>57953405
It will rally. This was the first top.

>>57954344
115k to 40k :-)

>>57954190
>>57954329
have you tried telling it to look like an Italian polizia o carabinieri man? The results may come out hella gay

boring day in the market

I wish all bulls a very happy negative net worth!

>>57954280
Halving will trigger another bullrun 100-200 days after. This is very likely to happen, in which case Mara should be worth a ton.

i'm writing all my investing thoughts down on paper with a pen, we are not the same

>>57954400
I was quite a nice bear trap

>>57954344
>>57954393
I feel your pain bros
>>57954356
Ok Rust Cohle, the Yellow King needs to be caught

>>57954234
>>57954344
18k to 20 bucks. It happened during the last big dump two years ago. You pick yourself up and get back in there when you're ready.

>>57954394

>>57954473
>b..bear trap!!1!
delusional mumu cope

>>57954494
lol

>>57954508
of course it is it opened red and then pumped all day. Now you are hooked and you hopefully will hold your shit positions right into the green explosion tomorrow hoping CPI numbers will help your retarded doomer bear case

>>57954488
Ouch ouch ouch, man it sucks to say but I'm glad it wasn't just me who got caught with their pants down.

I have enough money for one the options I have left and then I'm in "selling shares territory". ORCL earnings in an hour, and a 1k NVDA call expiring next week. Don't even know if I should hold it.

>>57954555
checked. I only gamble with the house's money.

Is it time for Power Hour?

>>57954555
>Don't even know if I should hold it.
Honestly I'd try to get back at least half of that investment. You've got two weeks for this to pull through.
Don't get hooked though. If this shit is stressing you out it's best to take a break for two weeks instead. I'm saying this from experience. took me awhile to pick it up again.

>TSM 140 broke

>>57954578
Crabby hours where we at crabbros?

>>57954642
Sittin shotgun for cpi. Lets get it! Or lose it!

>>57954550
>and then pumped all day.

I wonder how many of you dumbasses didn't buy the last few days.

>>57954670
>only requesting an apology
>for this

ORCL putbro reporting for duty

>>57954651
What’s the consensus? I feel it’s gonna be bad. Market will probably crash no matter what it does desu

puts on NVDA
fuck you pay me

>>57954550
counterpoint: clown market.

is it over yet bros?

>biden admin wants cap gains taxes next term and more wealthy taxes
>trump wants less spending on retirement entitlements
Both parties are going to take from their supporters to fund government spending. But with boomers solidly republican I don't see a Trump admin putting this through. Most Americans see Biden's economy as shit, so using a capital gains tax to appeal to voters isn't going to work. How is taxing wealthy people going to give people better jobs and lower necessities prices? They might even lose in 2028 before it even begins as well, all the Republicans have to do is turn US energy back on again. (D) loses on economy, again.

I missed the boat on VSCO...

>>57954742
They're going to tax capital gains like normal income aren't they

>>57954742
They've been parroting the same line for decades. It's just a voting tactic just like "cancelling student debt".

>>57954722
counterpoint to counterpoint: it's literally this easy

Ngl boys I lost a lot of money today lmao. Starting to think my 100x33x might ending up being 0

>be me, getting graduate degree in accounting for that CPA
>apply to some part-time job
>woman operation's manager
>actually she's a girl because she's 4 years younger than me
>she has a BA in tourism
>she worked for Deloitte as a Cyber Party Manager or some other made up role
I feel like I'm going to lose my shit some day.

Women can literally get degrees in basket weaving and are immediately handed the keys to what should be my workplace, free of charge. I wonder if the simp who hired her even got his dick sucked, or if he was just hoping over drinks 'something' might happen. We don't live in clown world we live in apocalyptic shit hell world. I bet she'll be made Partner before she's 40.

>>57954742
>"Biden’s FY25 budget proposal would nearly double that capital gains tax rate to 39.6%"
AHHHHHHHHHHH

Is it time to sell NVDA? I will still come out vastly ahead, as I slurped the salsa verde dip the day before earnings.

>>57954700
>expecting members of a fifth column communist insurgency to tell the truth
>ever

>>57954842
Rally in 7 days brah

>TSM still plummeting
YOU GUYS PROMISED ME IT WAS A SURE THING WTF

Poor bobos and their hopes. Please don't go all in like mumus have with nvda. This is different and the game is rigged. The numbers (where do the numbers come from....) will be whatever we need them to be to sell the right number of puts, calls, etc. Its all gay and fake and not dumping.

>>57954855
What's happening 7 days, brosismapa?

>>57954767
No, no, Victoria's Secret is booty.
Abercrombie and Finch seems priced right. They have this wholesale wedding package where you buy dresses for every part of your wedding journey with them.
https://www.abercrombie.com/shop/us/womens-the-a-and-f-wedding-shop

>>57954860
That's a lot of lines for a clear uptrend.

>>57954858
International companies have to obey fundamentals unlike American ones

>>57954827
anon if you are charismatic and show up everyday you would be surprised how fast people put you in for management.
>t.30 year old Sr Engineering manager that tells older people what to do all day.

What do you guys think about investing on this shit?

>>57954858
I truly thought it was my friend. I'm sorry to have let you down

>>57954858
Reminder that BTC is mooning because of capital flight from China before Taiwan gets rekt.

>>57954876
>that webm
That's western dating apps except add a few thousand pounds

>>57954873
Same thing that tanked Vicky Cs is gonna tank ANF

>>57954742
A lot of 'boomers' already did roth conversions (obviously this is a neverending process.) So, even in the likely event that dems are making an empty threat, they won't care much.

>>57954876
lot of intraday noise. I don't swing much and with intent there hasn't been much contiguity from session to session.

>market plummets at opens
>crabs all day
worst case scenario

>>57954905
Don't you guys think it's possible the Biden and his glow army want unlimited beaners so that they can use them as canon fodder instead of US citizens? They are in a severe shortage and we've all seen the try hard recruitment campaigns.

>>57954934
The big issue is that half of all american stocks are held by boomers. And they are going to start liquidating them all. That's the money we wants.

>>57954964
When has a latinx army ever amounted to anything? How about in the past half century?

>>57954893
HER DEGREE IS LITERALLY IN TOURISM

DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN AN ENGINEER AND A "TOURIST PLANNER"?

>>57954896
horrible business
horrible CEO
if I were to sum up the business in two one lines
>let's do custom jobs for every single client (which is extremely profitless!) rather than mass produce something that can be sold to everyone!
and
>I'm a newage faggot who skis 16 hours a day rather than worry about making money for shareholders
if you invest in PLTR you are an absolute moron, drinking the kool-aid out of the trough, moron
fuck Alex Karp, and fuck you too

>>57954964
Thanks foot anon. Good sauce. No I think they want immigrants for idk really. Votes? Workers? Pandering? Destruction of America? Who knows. These miggers seem fine though.

as usual i would reccomend bobos to not look at the market today

are there any good youtube channels for learning technical analysis?

>>57954964
No. It's just the Hitlerian will to electoral power. Our fifteen lowest populated states now have no vote in the House or the EC thanks to illegals. maybe when it's half the fucking states things will finally pop off.

I like to hold in my poop while I trade at my standing desk. Makes me feel powerful. Anyone else do this?

>>57954990
A tourist planner gets laid?

>>57954992
Oh so you used to work there and you got fired, alright.

NVDA @ 855

>>57955014
Follow Chris Vermeulen.

COST had no energy today…

>>57954992
>>57954896
https://finviz.com/quote.ashx?t=PLTR&ty=c&ta=1&p=d
jesus christ
look at fucking pic related
>income 200M
>cap FIFTY SIX FUCKING BILLION
god damn it you mother fucking shitters
get the fuck out of my god damn stock market

Crab day? Crab day.

You guys are mad as hell.

>>57954896
>>57954992
>>57955050
LOOK AT IT.
LOOK AT IT.
I WANT ALL OF YOU TO LOOK AT IT
>>57955080
283 P/E
>zomgg! if you had followed P/E investing you would have missed home depot in peak years!!
MOTHERFUCKING 200 MILLION INCOME
FIFTY SIX BILLION
KILL YOURSELF
Fuck off Alex Karp, we're not buying your dogshit company - you can wrap your dog shit in tin foil all you want, nobody is fucking buying
Get back to the ski slopes retard

>>57955030
The problem with the idea behind demographics is destiny is that it falls apart as the generations continue. 3rd/4th gen Paco has virtually nothing in common with a fresh off the border 1st gen Emilio. They swing far closer to Repub as they have established wealth and are seeking to conserve it.

>>57954847
every single one belongs in jail for fraud and treason. This would be bullish for the market, the economy, and the country in general.

>>57955100
Why are you so angry anon?

>>57955107
Go live in Los Angeles or San San Jose or San Jacinto for awhile amidst 3rd generation 'immigrants' who speak zero fucking English and you maybe begin to realize how readily your blithe line of bullshit fails when it contacts the real world.

>>57954873
I just laughing last night at anons thinking they have some edge on the future of women's fashion preferences. You couldn't find a less qualified collection of individuals if you tried.

Then the stock pops 5% the next day. My face is red

>>57955014
Seconding this

>>57955145
I am angry because morons like you are encouraging others to invest in PLTR
a company that is dog shit, with a CEO that is cat shit, with a valuation that is elephant shit, cat shit, and dogshit mixed in a blender
I am angry because you will lose people here money, making them invest in a company with $200 million income valued at $56 billion
Jesus was also angry as he cast the money changers out of the temple.
You have corrupted what is a beautiful thing, the market, free market economics, into ABSOLUTE DOGSHIT LIKE THIS
>>57955080

>>57955107
Who cares. Not you, you'll be dead at that point

Total NVDA Death seems to be the mood of the market

>>57955145
that guy >>57955100 is losing his rent money and he overextended his credit cards and personal loans already

get rekt zoomer

>>57955181
chillax bro he's just a baggie who probably got in at the top a long time ago.

>>57953343
Why is BITW so under NAV? Its actually insane.

poop day

>>57954827
>Deloitte as a Cyber Party Manager
I was at a bar in Chicago and I witnessed a Deloitte man not wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
I now assume anyone at Deloitte has dirty hands.

>>57955186
>TND
NVDA inverted? Market crashes

>>57955093
AND I'M NOT GOING TO TAKE IT ANYMORE

Smells like fear out there.

>>57955181
Welcome to the peak delusion stage of the market cycle. You hear people talking about it, but when you're in the middle of it, you completely ignore the signs.

>>57955231
Astoundingly based.

>>57955181
not bad

I bought tsm at 150 and basically I want to kill myself

>he's a NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERFAGTROONTARD
Imagine being one.
GAY
A
YOUR MOM'S MUFF

>300 shares ADM @ $52.29 cost basis
>nabbed 3 weekly $52 protective puts for $.50
hedged and ready to go for earnings tomorrow morning. where my cornbros at?

>>57955263
>YOUR MOM'S MUFF
The fuck you say about my mum?

POWER QUARTER HOUR PLEASE
I NEED IT NOW
COME ON GIVE IT TO ME
I NEED THE POWER
JEROME

>>57955285
I said I'm ur real dad.

>>57955080
>>57955181
>>57955240
PLTR has been a meme since 2020.

>>57955156
>that was me last night
the anf I just made was sarcasm and I am still long VSCO through the summer.
>You couldn't find a less qualified collection of individuals if you tried.
I'm *mostly* gay and this is woman's fashion.
I was not the faggot acting like a faggot talking about being a faggot last night.

>>57955254
please do you're useless why would u but at aths

comfy monday

>>57955327
Can someone share the lore of this meme pls.
Just got into investing and I see wsb's loves them next to gme

HEY EVERYBODY! GET A LOAD OF THIS >>57955314 JEW LOVER!

NVDA won’t break 1000 eow will it?

>>57955344
Founder is gay and they love cock

So when is lockheed going to buy my llap bags for 2x?

>>57955359
>will it?
is that a no?

>>57955344
A variation on something like this company weinstein used. With NSA/Govvie interfaces for your subverting pleasure. Add in a means further launder fed monies for undermining the sovereignty of peoples abroad. If it is successful we will not know about it on this end. TLDR; A waste of your money, perhaps something more nefarious.

I AM AN INTCEL AND I AM PROUD
INTC 50 EOW

>>57955346
DAS RITE
I love GOOKS too
How is ur fu? Did she get scheduled yet?

>>57955359
It won't even break 900 if the inflation print tomorrow sucks

Bounce soon, as they fed CPI ((data)) to the "haves" already I'm sure.

>>57955181
what if you're already in pltr at a profit?

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to invest in Palantir. The company itself is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of machine learning and data structuring most of the tech and its applications will go over a typical investors head. There's also societys nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into a dystopian high tech future- this philosophy draws heavily from Orwellian literature, for instance. The PLTR investor understands this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of this company, to realize that they're not just a company- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike PLTR ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the inclination in what PLTRs CEO said when he said, "We believe in augmenting human intelligence, not replacing it," which itself is a cryptic reference to Huxleys magnum opus Brave New World. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Alexander Karp's genius wit unfolds itself on their brokerage sites. What fools.. how I pity them.

man if you arent buying your just retarded
market is immune to going down, it wont ever go down again , dollar is worthless get that through your fucking skulls and keep buying, every stock is going up, think about that for a second and understand why

>>57955415
When will we know? Dark pool? Bunch of options set up?
>>57955404
Any rumours?

Can't wait to slurp orcl @ 100 on market open

INTCels we are so back. 1200@40 let's go.

>>57955344
>wsb loves them
Lol
Nothing to say except in 2020 when everything went up there was a weird meme where people would buy IPOs as they debuted. Normally IPOs are dumpfests for the investors, but PLTR was shilled here as a great investment. It had an mcap in the billions despite having no revenue (similar to nvidia's trillions to nothing revenue).

Anyway PLTR had this crazy run from 8 dollars to 36 dollars with redidit saying it would go to 120 bucks and /smg/ hating it and then there was a precursor to the GME stuff with some jew declaring PLTR sucks and then the price got dumped all of a sudden by rich guys shorting it to make their shorts on expiry day.

I remember the SOXL NIGGER AND the CLF tranny both hated PLTR.

I'm surprised they still love it, years later.

>>57955359
The logical course for NVDA this year, with the way it's heading down now, is to keep going down and FILL THAT GAP during the spring. Then during the summer slow season it will begin gaining again, dump less in september, then october-november will be a wild run as the people backing Biden push Nvidia up so that Nasdaq can break 20k and nvidia can break 5 trillionmcap and become the biggest company. This will be the bedrock of Joe Biden's strong (lol) economy and the reason why he will defeat Trump 45-44 with 330 electoral votes (he will flip north carolina, but lose georgia).

>>57955425
then you should thank god for your good luck, immediately sell, and never invest in the company ever again
for real, your CEO is a HUGE faggot. literally skis for 12 hours a day and brags about it. he has zero interest whatsoever in delivering profits for shareholders. he has been caught up in the AI mania - just to show you absolutely braindead institutional investors are, how much group think there is
PLTR is going back below $10 with 100% certainty

>X
cornpop was a baaaaaaaaad dude

>>57955331
I may be suicidal but I still don't like being bullied

>>57955393
>it's real
I am officially beginning to believe in the Saturn worship meme
>>57955240
We've been at peak delusion for months according to you people. It ain't a peak at this point. The market just is delusional. It's about profit, not being right. >>57955439 is making money. Are you?

>>57955439
>t. rubs hands

Anywhere to get live orderbook data for options for Nasdaq?

>>57955439
>>57955415

>>57955402
She's going under the knife on Friday, but it's gook standard time, so that's like Thursday night. If everything goes smoothly, I'll probably schedule my flight out to gookland next week, which will probably be some time in the second week of April, as I already have a one way non-refundable flight planned to Austin Texas to see the eclipse Aprith 8th, so after the eclipse i'm going to probably just get a 1-way from Texas to Korea. Then another 1-way from Korea to New York or Boston a few weeks later.

>>57955439
>every stock is going up
so you're saying my AAPL and TSLA bags have a chance?

>>57955060
I will look for him, thanks.

Oh man, there sure is going to be a lot of glownigger cope on the way down to SPY 185 lmao.

I'm nervous for ASAN

Ding ding ding! How did it go today anon?

>>57955461

>>57955500
Apple just needs to say they're going to add AI to their phones or something and it'll pop.

>>57955523
i have no more money

>Wheat dumped and rebounded
>I only noticed now
fuggg

>>57955523
gonna get margin call soon if it dips further tomorrow fuk me

>>57955523
Not great
-0.37%

I sold my NVDA call for next week 1000c. Will wait for the start of a green day to buy. Can't just bag hold after heavy losses.

>>57955523
I hate you Mr. Krabs

>>57955497
So you'll know something substantial for sure this AMERICAN Friday. I'm in and out mostly out of this hive of NIGGERS so will ask when I see you after that point unless I happen to chatch a 'date.

>>57955523
I lost 4k

>>57955523
I was too scared to buy anything. Holdings went up. I am officially sick of my JEPI position.

>>57955461
>thank god for your good luck, immediately sell, and never invest in the company ever again
Actually, luck is a skill. You make a conscious series of choices that lead to an outcome and being in locations where said outcomes are more likely to occur. Eg, I'm more likely to succeed by staying home and learning than by going to a crack ghetto. I'm "lucky" that I didn't go down the wrong path. It's common sense!

>God
Doesn't exist

>Immediately sell
>What is risk management

>Never invest in the company ever again
Good traders play both sides of the market.

>>57955523
Down 48k today.

I am past the point of feeling sick. I'm just kind of numb. The majority of my port is TSM, which thankfully doesn't expire til 4/19 and 5/17, but fuck me.

>>57955327
>>57955080
>>57955100
>2B revenue
>increasing revenue and income for 4 straight years
>AI/tech hype
>PE lower than AMD

>>57955523
I didn't log in today so I'm still 50% cash

>>57955523
pretty bad actually. bang bang bang anon roped

>>57955523
+1.69%

>>57955523
I am up 27%. My 420 puts 3/28 expy are holding pretty well afterhours too!

>>57955523
Down massively, hoping ORCL has good news about the data centers they're gonna open.

>>57955577
>bang bang bang anon roped
C-checked...

>>57955523
Down 19%
Up 700% for the year still
Expecting it to be negative by April at this rate

>>57955523
-0.5%
I picked up a bag today that negated most of my losses

>>57955523
>Dropped $6k into another 4.6% monthly bond since the old one matured
>Shorted EGRX
>Went long on OILT because I want OXY exposure and it has the most weight and technicals seemed okay
>Down $5 on 3 forex trades, waiting another hour to maintain/enter new ones
Feeling comfy

>>57955566
>God doesn't exist

>>57955523
NATGAS AND OIL
A
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G
A
SILLY TROONS

A
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DICKS ONLY GROW ON DUDES

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I
L

LOOK AT ORCL GO! I WAS FUCKING RIGHT WITH MY CALLS IM EXPERIENCING MAXIMUM EUPHORIA! IT FEELS SO FUCKING GOOD TO BE RIGHT

ORCL STOPPED A LITTLE BIT OF THE BLEEDING FOR ME THANK GOD

>$NVDA: Cantor Fitzgerald raises price target to $1,200 from $900
>it went high therefore it will go even higher
lmao retards

>>57955619
You can believe in God or disbelieve it. It doesn't matter because either a.) he doesn't exist and it doesn't matter at all, or b.) he does exist, and being omnipotent, would know you are just living your life to your best ability, and if you live honestly and help others, there is nothing to worry about. Besides that, if you were his creation, you still have your own agency.

Besides that, it sounds like people are looking for an external factor to blame their failures on while taking full credit for their own successes. You have to own it. If you succeed or fail, it's entirely due to your own your efforts

>>57955647
Dammit, I bet on the wrong earnings...

did oracle just save super micro computer and n*vyda?

>>57955594
>>57955577
How long has he been missing?

>>57955647
>>57955656
Now watch it gap down tomorrow, crab until friday and then close at a mild loss on the calls, only to shit upwards next Monday

>>57955687
I learned my lesson and bought relatively deep ITM, I'll be alright.

>>57955677
Just today, right?
Probably forgot to change his alarm clock for DST

>>57955647
It loses it's luster when you win all the time. Trust me, I know.

TV man says not to NYCBuy
but its nycb?

buy my SOXL puts, chuds
it gon go down i promise

>>57954234
It will be green tomorrow

>people actually think NVDA is going to keep going down
This is most likely a liquidity grab and consolidation before the next leg up.

>>57955710
Actually I've been thinking about that lately. While OTM is more likely to expire worthless, and you pay more upfront premium for ITM, doesn't it more or less work out to the same value? Given a particular expiry date and volatility, it should have the same volatility premium, and the inherent value of the contract should be the main difference.
It's probably not exact, but I almost feel like either side works just fine. I'd have to run the numbers. Though for ERs, usually you want to be vega neutral, eg targeted butterflies and condors, though you could just do a calendar spread if you're feeling confident

>>57955566
Do you know who teela brown is ?

>>57955711
last friday too

>>57954990
Operations is literally just people management bro. not a really lucrative management role either.

Answer me, how long do I have to hold LLAP for?

>>57955776
>It will be green tomorrow

>>57955805
For however long you want to be GAY instead of holding NATGAS AND OIL.

>>57955523
Down 1.34%, but everything is rebounding in aftermarket trading -- ORCL is up 6% now. Getting some good news after last Friday will be a great benison.

>>57955799
No but was that to imply I was immature or naive? I know how gross the world can be. I'm just saying that if you put in a honest effort you can live without regrets whether you succeed or fail.
Besides that, I'm a bit of a schizo and enjoy concepts like manifestation

>>57955829
not. Joe still want 10y higher and throw big plan. If tmr CPI is hot, we could see bloodbath.

>>57955659
Why are you mad? The thesis is already made. There is no downward path. NVidia is literally the future of the most advanced technology currently possible. Its worth trillions.

>>57954356
Can you stop saying odd shit.

>>57955723
You are still down alot on NYCB I know this 100% don't even try to lie about it. With your completely uninteresting other positions you are at breakeven at best. Best outcome you are at breakeven for years now. But realistically you are just losing money. Have you ever had to pay taxes? Yeah that's what I thought kek.

>>57955786
OTM is higher leveraged than ITM

>reddit is going public
now is your chance lefty/pol/

>>57955861
Wouldn't be surprised if it intentionally dumped knowing he can't win

>>57955662
you need to go to church son

>>57955891
>Higher leveraged
In terms of? Dollar amounts? Delta? Suppose you pick the same distance from ATM, then theta and gamma should be about the same. I'd be fond of bull/bear credit spreads since they have decent risk profiles and can be mostly self financing

>>57955870
It's amazing to me that some people don't understand this.

>>57955786
You probably know more about this than I do, but yes for earnings you probably should be making spreads to cap your risk.

I essentially just bought outside of the implied move of +/- 8 percent, 80ish delta. Generally bullish, but if it tanks I have my risk relatively reduced. Spreads would be better because you are dealing with less IV crush... I think?

>>57955920
I might unironically buy ONE whole share just to be part of the fun. This is history in the making

>>57955878
>Taylor Swift Straight Honey Blonde Face-Framing Pieces, Ponytail, Straight Bangs Hairstyle Steal Her Style.jpg
>>57955777
Checked. Still kicking myself for not buying calls before earnings. There's no real indication of crisis yet.... I expect retard strength will last at least a while longer

>>57955662
>he thinks God is a moral relativist
good luck with that

>>57955943
I was also skeptical at first, I just saw it kept going up, but after researching further, this is the only possible conclusion. NVidia has a defacto monopoly, they cannot keep up with demand, and nobody else can challenge them.

>>57955961
this anon gets it!

>>57955945
Depends on the date. Near dated ER contracts have more IV, further dated have less. It's kinda like how gamma/theta is higher near ATM.

>80 delta
Most options traders use 25/50/75 delta as a benchmark. That would be more of a long shot.

>>57955570
Saying a meme company is less of a meme than another meme company isn't a good endorsement.

>>57955961
>>57955976
How did you get moral relativism from that? I literally said to live honestly and help others. You can't help others succeed and prosper until you have your own foundations built up

>>57955972
They legit admitted they are in an ethical and moral quandary about the reasonable price to sell because they have yet to find a cap at the amount people are willing to spend.

>>57955566
>Good traders play both sides of the market.
Based. I love shorting my own holdings so I can scream at myself for not going all in on the winning play.

>>57955950
>>Taylor Swift Straight Honey Blonde Face-Framing Pieces, Ponytail, Straight Bangs Hairstyle Steal Her Style.jpg
I wish my gookfu would do this hairstyle, but without the honey blonde and steal her style parts.

>>57955777
True, nvidia is worth at least 4 trillion. Silly bearbos.

>>57955979
>Most options traders use 25/50/75 delta as a benchmark.

I'm sorry I don't understand. Can you explain?

>>57956003
that is called a responsible hedge. You accidentally played yourself into a responsible fiscal position.

>>57956033
greeks are math that determine your lottery positions used to figure our risk/ratio; actual reasonable fiscal solutions.

>>57955979
can you elaborate more on the relation to why IV is higher/lower during earnings and what effect that has on the option?

>>57955453
>>57954704

it's literally insane to "play the market" only the top 3% of traders are even with index funds

>>57955523
Perfect Crab day.

>>57956113

>>57956111
it's fun tho

>>57956082
>>57956033
Yeah I'll make a post next thread

Amy Or Bloomberg:
>Reddit is selling Data to Google for their AI etc, (18 years of Data!)
AI will clearly nuke us

>>57956096
ridiculous, ORCL is still ripping. massive 500k order was filled at 122 with about a $10 spread.

>>57956074
I know what the greeks are, I don't know what 25/50/75 refers to. I don't understand what that pattern of Delta (in spreads?) accomplishes?

>>57956158
>how do we make our AI even more retarded
kek

>>57956158
no wonder google's ai is all woke, pro-gay and nigger shit, they delete all the real shit off of the reddit

>>57956138
What is the source of this image?

>>57956148
if you trade with a tiny portion of your portfolio it's maybe not crazy at all, but a small boost

>>57955659
The actual answer is "buy our bags, retards" as nvidia swings down to FILL THAT GAP

>>57956210
its fun going all in

>>57956184
Are you sure, anon?

>>57956111
That seems hard to believe
>Buy QQQ, beat the market
>Buy NVDA, beat the market
>Buy the index but also a leap option for fun. Beat the market
Buy-and-holding a single good asset would let even kinda retarded people win occasionally. And in a market that generally goes up, it should be a lot higher than 3%. Right?

>>57956244
Yes, gib milf

My ASAN earnings bet isn't going to work out I guess... FUCK

>>57956277
fine, go to imagefap and search "auntjudys locker"

Adobe's IV is hella low for this close to ER

>please wait a while before making a thread....
why is 4cunt like this???

Is someone baking or not?

>>57956364
yes waiting for oven timer...

>>57956364
Fresh bread attracts undesirables

>>57956364
>>57956408
>>57956408
>>57956408

>>57956323
Hiro added that to cut down on bot spam

>>57956291
Ok but who is the milf in the image?

>>57956539
Nia

Thinking of getting some tesla since it looks pretty low.

Thoughts?