/biz/ - Business & Finance

HODL

>Bank Term Lending Program ends today
>Full list of Bank Term Lending Program recipient released today

*Gasp*

BANK RUN
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So what are the possible solutions to when the federal reserve note is inflated to death? Anyone have any pastas about the potential future of this technocratic world and how this plays out?

All the regional banks are red again lmao.

SELL EVERYTHING, NOW!!!

Polar Bear and meltup swan a match made in heaven

>>57950543
>day drinking

I think I found a loophole to avoid taxes in my country :)

SQQQ and GDX

Has CPI been priced in? Will SPX open flat tomorrow?

I have lost over 40k since I started trading options two weeks ago. I need to stop

who the fuck trades like this? where you just sell options on every ticker you can think of and still be a net loser when its all said and done. im starting to think these tasty jews just want you to trade as many contracts as possible to generate fees for the brokerage

ON NO NEWS

Petite anime toes within my mouth.

>>57950543
get ready to make some money shorting at launch

>>57950002
When the fuck did this happen? Where are the patch notes?

Fun times ahead don't get rocky this time Cash gang.

>>57950608
Ya think

I lost 8k in two days

Oh boy oh boy

Yeah, it's fucked.
Get ready for a red tidal wave.

The stock market makes me hate jews

RKLB BROS WE EATING GOOD TODAY

>>57950548
there are covered call etfs like QYLD and KNG

Okay move outta the fuckin way; I'm shorting NVDA
>>57950641
>don't get rocky this time Cash gang
Wtf did it mean by this, lads?

>>57950599
You think we can beat the 850s into baggots this week??
or are we gonna keep crabbing between till 860 firms up?

I remember the thread euphoria on Friday when everyone was saying "nobody told me making money was this easy"
Anybody who disagreed was laughed at
How do you feel now, Mumu? You delusional son of a bitch

>>57950684
yep. a buy and hold lottery ticket

>>57950642
yes i do. tastyjews=satan

Boooo boring

>>57950678
Imagine not being in the green today lol, couldnt be me

>>57950641
Are you slurping or shorting?

>>57950706
>not even 0.5% down

>>57950664
Guess what? You're about to lose a lot more, Jack!

>>57950668
wtf are you running Samsung Experience? damn I miss that UI

mfw when I sold lexx at 4.20

Slurping them marvel calls

$80 march 15th for .13 cents are a loterry ticket

>>57950608
Yes and no.
They're protecting you from yourself.

Is this the big one?

did NVDA split this morning? why is it only 870?

>>57950724
>Lithium
Anon, you know that Sodium-ion batteries are better performing than the lithium ones.

Damn I wish the market would fucking do something instead of this bullshit sub-1/2% bitch tier crabbing. Give me a full percent drop even, fuck it, just let some people have some balls

PLTR fading into slurping range

crypto is what happens when poor people conduct financial transactions

Of these 2 narc trackers giving different % data and which one is most up-to-date?

>>57950678
Sounds like you don't much about jews. Theres plenty of other reasons.

>>57950750
I have an old ass S7 from back when I was in college. The poor thing is dying, my new phone arrives today and I'm genuinely sad.

>>57950779
>They're protecting you from yourself.
i mean you could just buy VOO and pay $0 in per contract fees and be more diversified and beat these tastyjews performance with zero risk of expiring worthless

>>57950728
Slurping.

>>57950788
not yet. but we won't know until we break the 30day ma. currently at 655. and 200 pts away.
theres a lot of gaps to fill between here and 655.
200 ma is at 500.
slurping from 500 to 400 is I think a decent fair value trade with reasonable expectations.

>>57950821
It's Chinese capital flight ahead of Taiwan getting rekt.

>AAPL green
>TSLA green
markets are healing

My carefully curated portfolio of sporadically buying into what boomers on seekingalpha recommend is doing good today.

>>57950926
>taiwan rekt

The parliament is pro chinese. Not happenin

>>57950900
if you want to be indiscriminately short vol on a bunch of stocks just buy something like SVIX even

>>57950878
What are you getting? I first replaced my S8 a bit over a year ago, got a Pixel 7 Pro on launch for about 500 usd, stock Android mogs OneUI at this point

>>57950926
You think China lets it citizens purchase whatever they want with their money? Lol.

you should make only a few plays, with great conviction in your reasons, with big bets - and exit early

>>57950842
>should i trust the numbers from the company offering the ETF or a data scraping website
tough decision

>>57950900
why when you could just beat voo by writing voo puts forever.
or voo Jade lizards to eliminate meltup risk.
Fees are a write off.
Until then I'll just write puts as Buffet-sama and other knowers do.

>>57950941
ah so this is an exit pump

>RDDT IPO a go
I'm thinking based

>>57950543
>>Links for nVidia Nicholases
>https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
>https://bad-dragon.com/shop
if you ever wonder if people read these, at least someone does. There's also something in OP about options and not using them when you dont know what they are

I will never invest in a Toronto exchange company

>>57950973
are you one of those retards that think tax write offs are free money?

>>57950973
>Fees are a write off.
not when you are a net loser like almost every tasty jew employee. the fees just add to the loss

Should’ve bought more COST…

>>57950955
and pay fees to be short vix futures eww, I'll pay my brokers lunch rather than the fundies?

gm sirs
buy my reasonably priced SOXL puts
thank you

what ticker for 4chan?

>>57950807
I don’t know about sodium batteries but I assume you read a meme article that said something “scientists in a lab made a battery thats 10x better than lithium!” Here’s the deal, there are tons of technologies like this. Just because a scientist spent years building something, that doesn’t mean it can be produced commercially viable at scale. Don’t get your hopes up

The real threat to lithium ion is solid state batteries. Chemists will tell you outright that there is nothing in the laws of physics that says they can't work. We just don’t know how to make them viable. Honda was so convinced in their current solid state battery tech that they originally didn’t invest in lithium ion for their EVs. Then they cucked out and did a joint project with Toyota on lithium until solid state is ready. But until then, lithium is king. And even when solid state batteries are ready, it will take years to achieve market penetration. Lithium mining is safe investment on the 5 year horizon I’m working with

>>57950788
I remember a time when big fat asses were considered unattractive
Although I've always liked big butts I cannot lie
But still not really the optics
This is wrong
AQB earnings are tomorrow at the same time as CPI
Coincidence?
I think not

>>57951048
CHUD
simple as

>>57950570
Is it time to buy KRE puts?

St Pepe wants all you slurpers to prosper, and will turn the market green by EOD if you believe. do you have the faith anon?

>>57951005
Don't follow their trades idiot. They're demonstrating risk. They're actors showing you the mechanics.
Once in a while tho they show you a nepo trade and they show you how they make their real money.

>>57950957
Pixel 7A, couple buddies irl swore that pixels are king. I just wanted a better camera than my old phone, bigger battery - so anything would do.
>>57950976
I'm probably gonna buy puts and only somewhat as a meme. Never-profitable tech company with tiny, invaluable user base (relative to real social media). It's a dog of a company and will be a pleasure to participate in the beheeming.

>>57951064
ya thats a failed flag.
but beware the PPT

Thots?

>>57951064
Crash the banking system for teh lulz? Of course. Just like old times.

>>57951005
losses are a write off too.

>>57950570
wheres the list? curious if capital one is on there or not

>>57950635
its not like a regional vpn or some isps assigning new ips upon a hard reset + doing something on your device to make you a diff person cant make unique id posters inaccurate. Imagine if glowniggers resetting their ID caused it to look like there were more people here than there actually are

https://www.federalreserve.gov/financial-stability/bank-term-funding-program.htm
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20240124a.htm
the rapture later today

>>57951114
there you go anon

It's actually over this time
The tech bubble has popped for real

XOM dividends coming in like clockwork. Too bad there's nothing I'm very interested in buying.

>>57951129
Unreleased yet. Not sure if theres a leak but once it hits public disclosure, public confidence will plummet if their bank is on it.

>>57951114
>let's forecast 0,3% after 0,42% and 0,3% in the prior months.

>>57951093
Nice choice, the Pixel 7A camera tends to punch far above its class according to blind tests

prediction for ORCL earnings? Movement looks like +8% for AH

>>57951076
>Once in a while tho they show you a nepo trade and they show you how they make their real money
i found it funny that they had Tom himself and one other employee that i saw in my limited viewing window shilling NVDA put debit spreads and bearish butterfly spreads for their most recent earnings. wonder how many viewers copied them and got giga heemed

i have no more money

>>57951117
>losses are a write off too
speaking of this, has any retail goys made the mark to market election on their tax returns? i think if you make the election you can deduct your trading losses as a business loss vs a capital loss. been a while since i looked into it but i might do that in the future

>>57951158
bullish

jerome please fix this

>>57951229
Did you lose it or are you all in?

MUMU? ARE YOU OKAY MUMU?! YOU FAGGOT AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

>COST
Just let me win...just once. There's no reason it should be in the gutter this bad.

>>57951287
No man, I'm really not okay. I've lost years worth of savings and investments in the past week. Why are you laughing?

>>57951313
It's already had an incredible run up?

>>57951238
talk to your accountant, find one who specializes in mark to market.

>>57950950
Dad?

>>57951287
I sold high for profit. You were priced out.

>>57951313
100p

Well fuck, I know the second I switch to shorting NVDA it will reverse kek

>europeans can not buy US listed ETFs because regulations
>pisses me off because options are not available for European listed ETFs
>just found a loophole that I can just sell a cash secured put on US ETFs
also in my cunt we have to pay a 0.12% tax on every market transaction but buying/writing options is not taxed so from now on I can avoid that tax by just selling/buying ITM options to buy/sell my stocks
hell yeah niggers feeling good today

Is NVDA over? I'm close to pressing the button

It's crazy if I decide to swing a trade overnight and make money I go about life as usual

but just a simple ITM put or call going the wrong way will ruin me. absolute. ruination.

>NVDA earnings bear trap
>CPI bear trap
always the same

Puts or calls on MU?

>>57951366
bonjour

buying SOXL has been the worst advice i have ever taken from this shitty ass thread

INTEREST IS UP
AND THE STOOKS MARKET'S DOWN
NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS
KISS MY BURGER KING CROWN

>>57951366
That's not a loophole. There is a position called synthetic long where you buy a call option and sell a put option at the same price. They effectively create a long stock position

>>57951369
I sold half my shares. The rest shall remain on a stoploss.


Now with some more cash to spend, Anons please recommend me a quadruplebagger

Also what piece of shit is buying EU?

>>57951406
Fuck off and buy more

>>57951406
why would you buy soxl at the top? you buy on the dip and sell on the rip

>>57951406
my average is 17 dollars.

still loading up on intel and pfizer, not going to stop either

>>57951417
Kek.

>>57951406
>3X leverage
you're asking for it. 2x is optimal, 3x will fuck you up

>>57951425
KRA puts. Crash the system, anon.

REEEEEEE!
The ban on my mobile network got lifted

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE
WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

Anyone else betting ORCL puts? They dump every earnings and I just love pre earnings pumps which make puts cheap

>>57951510

>RDDT will soon be a reality

analysts HATE him for this simple trick

>>57951540
4chan IPO next

>>57950543
Hey guys, do you know if I can claim to be a daytrader to reap the tax benefits, while also working a full time job during normal business hours? I feel like that should be illegal but my dad says its perfectly fine.

Boring day huh

>>57951560
The tax benefits are minimal, you are probably thinking of some really stupid deductions that will get you audited

>>57950957
S20+ is always the way to go.
I got 12gb RAM, 512gb internal with SD card slot still available and perfect size screen

90% of price action is done by kikes in pre-market/aftermarket you're playing in a rigged game...

Note: do not drink liquids while shitting

Someone tell me a decent stock to buy with a loose 2000usd I have sitting in cash

>>57951406
>When SOXL went from 8 to 16, I won a great victory. I felt in that moment I would live to see Overleveraged Semiconductors hit a hundred per share. Now I know I shall not see the next share split. None of us know our end, really, or what financial hand will guide us there. A hedgefund may buy shares for a man, a broker may diversify for a client, but that man can also manage his own investments, and only then does that man truly begin his own game. Remember that howsoever your finances are played or by whom, your soul is in your keeping alone, even though those who presume to play you be politicians or brokers of money and power. When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to invest in thus," or that monetary virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.

MONGOLIAN MINING RAIDERS STOLE MY MONEY AND BURNT DOWN MY TOWN!

>>57950968
Your snark is not an answer

>>57951338
Do you have any pics where her feet aren’t in my fucking face?

>>57951612
nvda

>>57951616
This wouldn't have happened had Biden just finished building Trump's wall, now the Mongolians are going to just fuck everything up until we finally decide it's time to build a wall.

I don't think it is a coincidence that ((rates)) are this high and everyone is afraid to buy or even leverage when the greatest invention in human history that will change the world in ways beyond our imagination is coming to age. Taylor swift AGI sex robots.

My PATH calls doin a lil smthn

>>57951323
Yes but this pullback is a little extreme. Seems everyone just wanted to get out of a panic but the fundamentals haven't changed.

Inflation is going to be red hot tomorrow, S&P will dump 1,6%, NASDAQ will dump 1.8%, like last month.

>>57951524
I remember someone making this point last time in december and their shit dropped to $100 and I regret not getting in on it.

Not missing it again.

>>57951691
Good. But not good enough.

I really thought there'd be more red today

>>57951702
Let's circle back in 24hours.

>>57951045
God bless trains

>>57951531
GO CATCH A JPEG TO THE HEAD, ÜBER REACH
YOU'RE AN INTERN, ON WIKILEAKS
MOST LOVED THEREFORE MOST HATED
COME KNOCK ON THE DOOR WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
GAME CHANGER
RECLUSIVE AGGRESSIVE
YINNIN AND YANGIN AND NOIDED
INFO WARRIOR JACK THE HACKER
THE ROLLING STONER
PROPHET OF DISASTER

How long would it take for you to liquidate all your assets?
To electronic cash, at least 1 bank day.
To physical cash, I don't know, emptying every ATM in the city would probably freeze your card.
You could ask for a duffle bag at the bank vault though, right?

>>57951761
>Liquidate my assets
I'll liquidate all of you before i hit Sell.

There's a new inflation metric every fucking week and every week the markets dump
Why do they keep doing this

>>57951761
Probably 3 days because i don't own property.

>>57951761
Why the fuck would you need that much physical cash

>>57951699
Yup I’m big in 3/15 110p. Add on all the anti tiktok rhetoric currently going on, plus CPI, the cheap puts and any miss or poor guidance will hammer this

Why would market makers allow this to happen? Don’t they realize I have weeklie NVDA calls? How do they not know the line is only supposed to go up damnit

I've lost over 8k since Friday midday. Fuck, I should've dumped my 900 weeklies.

>>57951797
Rap music video

>>57951807
One of those cases where size actually did matter.

>>57951612
Mrvl

>>57951761
Everything?
First it'd take a couple days for all of my stock sales to settle, then probably a couple more for that cash balance to transfer to my checking account.
I'd also have to transfer cash from another online savings account to my main checking account.
I think to liquidate my IRAs (and take the penalties) I'd probably have to call someone... I don't even know how to start that process.
And then once everything was in my checking account, I'd probably have to call the bank to give them a couple days notice so they could prepare enough cash at the branch.
Then I'd have to physically fly to a state where my bank actually has a branch since I don't live near one anymore.

>>57951789
To give you a chance to buy

>>57951593
I might pick up a flip 6 (from i14 pro max) if it keeps with its incremental improvements.
I want the smaller brick that fits in a shirt pocket.

There are a lot of americans who lost a lot of weight rapidly this last year with semaglutides.
The shots that they inject themselves with leave bruise marks that can make a girl feel insecure.
>It's gonna be a one-piece summer?

Prices all around me were down last month. Whats with all the cpi doom

>>57951874
big if true

>>57951868
>22 ultra plus here
>1tb storage
>16gb ram
probably wont buy another phone until panes of flexible glass become the norm. also, low estrogen whores that need/use pushups, should neck themselves.

HOD and not one nigger says a thing. How many of you work for the sec/finra ? How many fedcoats do we have ? I Haven't botherd to look.

>>57951868
>>It's gonna be a one-piece summer?
One-piece summer indicates recession.

LLAP chads report in
What are everyone's moves with this Lockheed offer?

hey why the fuck are my calls going down when the stock is going up? Is Theta raping me that much? No i dont have 0dte options.

>>57952002
I have calls

I have been gooning to my own AI made images for days now. There is nothing to convince me NVDA isn't going to 1200+ now. Its insane the quality I'm getting, and how little effort I have to use to get something good now that I switched to a well trained and curated model. Everything looks good, and only rarely do I get something with too many fingers or a limb just ending in space. Its more like 80% good images to 20% bad now.
In just an hour I was able to spit out an entirely storyline CG set from beginning to end, about 10 images. This kind of stuff would take an artist an entire day to produce.

Can NVDA just die and drag SPY down with it?

>>57952018
is it otm ?

>>57952018
IV is fucking you. There was a massive demand for calls as the stock was down, but now that its recovering for some reason the demand for those calls is reduced.
This happens a lot with more illiquid options markets, like if your stock isn't heavily optioned.

>>57952002
Holding until March 27th.

>>57952028
>a well trained and curated model
which one?

>>57951054
What are you're main holdings for lithium? I bought a bit of panw but idk what else to get or how much to put in

>>57952018
Hrm, could it be because you're about to get what you deserve?

>>57952018
>he bought calls
>he didn't sell puts
NGMI

>>57952058
ALB and LAAC

lol bitcoin

>>57952048
yes, 135C ORCL 3/15 exp
>>57952051
Im pretty sure my options are for large caps? that still happens? Ill have to read up more on IV, thanks.

>>57952018

>>57952028
let us know when you go tranny.

>>57951600
yeah so you kind of sleep on it and absorb all of their tricks and then when the morning comes and all the kids come out to play you are kind of watching them hopium and cry and god rewards you for it anyways and they are confused because they interpreted the texts all wrong lmao

>>57951638
No wtf is wrong with you?

>>57951981
Why would I, being a heterosexual white cis male, say anything about something that has nothing to do with NATGAS AND OIL? Only NIGGERS AND FAGGOTS talk about NIGGER AND FAGGOT shit.

>>57950668
>tfw no money left to short Reddit
I’m going to miss an another opportunity do I..

did 4chins remove the "number of posters" from the thread stats recently?
it appears it isn't shown any longer...

>>57952136
Yeah you have no contribution or very little from the delta (dollar) component. If you feel great about your trade you could avg down but that is rarely "the" move.

>>57952173
Thoughted I had pic attached.

>>57951426
people who dont want overvalued trash

>>57952179
Feds (communist fifth columnists) were having a hard time shilling, sweaty.

>>57952173
I am a fan of price action. I whole heartedly believe that the only data you need to trade is a bar chart. Everything else is fud. I do respect a good fundamentalist though.

>>57952180
i dont, ill prob sell at cost and break even. thanks for the insight.

what's wrong with LLY

>>57952262
the fda

I I I'm gonna SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRP

>>57952217
I'd believe that.
However, I am of the opinion that all 4chuns board should have ID's like this upscale establishment right here.

>NVDA keeps swinging
>but the swings are too small to be profitable, even with leverage
AAAAAAAAAA PICK A DIRECTION PLEAAASE

>>57952137
so he makes money off of other people taking on the risk to write options?

Stop crabbing and pump or I’m going to have to step in

>>57952318
Probably a dump during sour hour.

>all the major indicies are coiling up

>>57952323
thas rite

ukranian special forces are killing wagner mercenaries in sudan, this will affect the gold price

COST…

I'm hungry. But I'm fat.

>>57952357
don't they have more important issues back home?

>>57952357
Bullish for LMT

>>57952318
>tech troon tunnel vision
Many such cases. Sad!
PICK A LESS GAY NIGGER GOTIM TRADE PLEASE

>>57952364
Pain - Three Days Dump

>>57952365
And you post anime. Curious.

>>57952365
Just stop being fat bro.

>>57952357
The fuck
Link?

>>57952112
Thanks broski

>>57952366
Wagner protecting russian-aligned gold mines helps fund the war effort. As far as special operations go, there are far worse things to target.
Also this news is months old, there's already videos on telegram from the operation.

Everyone was so certain about AVGO, now I'm scared for ORCL and ADBE.

They're torturing me. Just fucking dump already.

>>57952435
adbe for sure dump. Only boomers use that shit.

>>57952406
Wow, thanks for the fact check, 1PBTID "anon".

anyone else here gonna pick up a big bag of EVA to gamble on?

>>57952447
now your turn.

>>57952364
I am officially buying COST. I got some boxer briefs from them last week and they're the best fitting ones I've gotten in 15 years. I should have all in'd them at 300 and I should have bought at 500. I shant make that not buying mistake again!

>>57952471
Please tell me your getting fed funds on that cash.

>>57952366
stalemate on frontline, african natural resouces is important financial stream for wagner, they're running operations in congo too since at least a couple of years, killing russian journalists trying to cover it.

they can probably bankroll the entire organisation just with african gold, diamonds etc

there's also a war in sudan, and the worst hunger crisis on earth right now apparently

>>57952392
kyiv post shows videos of captured wagner and drone attacks on buildings in sudan

>>57952471
What do you think this is, fucking middle school party hour where you show me yours and i show you mine? Fuck off.

Why do the jews keep doing this to me? Just fucking pump already

>>57952056
PonyDiffusion v6 XL
Don't get confused by the name, its been trained across a multitude of stuff (mostly porn, of course), and can do basically any image you ask of it, from realistic, to 3d, to anime or cartoon. Non-furry, furry, feral, doesn't matter, it'll do it. Very accurate anatomy too.

>>57952460
It's literally no different from US SOF killing terrorist cell leaders in direct action strikes or russians poisoning people outside their own country. Just because the war is still going on doesn't mean 100% of all resources are locked into the front lines. I don't know why this is so hard to believe.

INTC 200 EOY

Is there something about the Canadian exchanges that allow for penny stocks to thrive? In the US penny stocks get banished to the OTC market to die forever. That microcap research strat intrigues me but I am not dumping money into pennyscams.

>>57952525
>INTCel
kek

>>57952517
Nice portfolio!

What's with all the guinea pig posting lately?
Is this some sort of commentary on the American Dollar? If so, idgi

>>57952525
Arrow Lake must be killer. kek

So let me get this straight... the Chinese economy was a huge Potemkin village. And billions of speculators as well as major US media outlets fell for the meme over many years?

>>57952501
https://www.cdse.edu/Training/Operations-Security/#:~:text=Operations%20Security%20(OPSEC)%20is%20the,that%20may%20compromise%20an%20operation..
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operations_security

Moscow deserves to win.

I have been shitting on the toilet for over an hour and the shits just keep coming. How do I profit from this? I would especially like to hear from our glow in the dark /smg/ friends on this matter.

>>57952593
Yes.
>Muh efficient market hypothesis

>>57952544
Sure thing, anon, whatever you say. Government agents want you to believe a completely bog standard strategic use of special operations forces in support of LSCO happened when it akshually didn't, for no reason whatsoever. You're so smart for figuring it out.
>>57952597
Chill, dude. The story is from like 2 months ago. You're acting like this shit just happened last night.

>>57952357
I hope no one believes this. If they did I wonder if they thought to look at gold/us$ and look at other dates... like idk...russia invading ukraine, afghanistanimation, syriasups, gadaffi, etc. they would quickly see that you are retarded or worse a shill.

>>57952605
You have adequate fiber in your diet right anon?

>>57952535
I recently read a good book about Canada

>>57952542
I'm an INTCel and I am proud.

>>57952648
Nigga that’s a lot of big words I don’t understand
Fuck Canada tho

All Canadians deserve the Stan Rogers treatment.

>>57952663
good luck. what are your positions?

>>57952542
Bottom signal

>>57952525
Gonna take too long for Intel to cook, especially since the stock gives exposure to NVDA which will come down after the AI convention.

>>57952365
Take the Mootpill and stop being fat.

>>57952318
just get x30 leverage

>>57952644
Judging by the somewhat runny consistency, I would gauge "yes".

>>57952692
top signal

>>57952648
I'm currently reading this. I'm about halfway through and it describes the duality of mumu's world and bobo's world quite accurately

>>57952454
perhaps, but they have their fingers in the holy AI pie.

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
IT wants to go green!

>>57952739
>>57952692

hai guiz!!!

>>57952756
canva is lightyears ahead of them. just saying. all their PDF paywalling is dead since you can edit any pdf online now, for free.

>>57952673
Theres something about folk musicians that they shouldn't be allowed into no airplane. Bad luck.

>>57952718
moot kinda cute

lots of retards buying the wrong dip today

TSM is fucking killing me

>The WiFi at Google's, $GOOGL, new Bay View office hasn't been working properly for months, per Reuters and BI

Incredibly bearish for tech stocks, those fucking DEI hires and indians are ruining the industry

price predictions for nvda for eow?

Are EVs coming back anytime this decade or is it literally over? I'm still mad I missed out on shorting rivian.

>>57952793
Just wait until the missile strikes start lmao.

Buying Mara at closes today and selling at open tomorrow, good idea?

>>57952819
Idk, but I'm losing like 300 dollars per day in theta on these puts

why is it that if the market is down, VTI is down more than VOO and if the market is up, VOO is up more than VTI?

>>57952793
bounced off 140 for the third time today. we going up soon.

>FRANCE SAYS SEVERAL AGENCIES HIT BY 'INTENSE' CYBERATTACKS

this is some funny shit kek

>>57952868
VOO is only the S&P 500 aka large cap companies
VTI is the entire America stock market so it also holds mid sized and small cap companies. As well as a few micro

By their very nature smaller companies will underperformed in the short term for a variety of reasons. The most obvious being the small cap risk factor.

But this makes them outperform in the long term because there's more chances to slurp

>>57952112
Which do you like better?

>>57952718
The all coom diet

>>57952911
sacre bleu

>>57952792
>0% tech
feels good man

If youre missing out on bitcoin pump, BITW still hasnt caught up

>>57952262
I stopped taking their poison

>>57952819
$NI,GGE.RS

>>57952911
>oh my I wonder

what good is making a bunch of money from stock market computers if I get drafted?

Hear we go NogVideo bobos

>>57952981
you can use the money to flee to mexico prior to the draft

>>57952666
If you cant read:
download the pdf version (its public domain)
open it in edge browser (adobe acrobat btfo'd)
click the copilot thing
then ass the ai what general insights could a reader would glean from the pdf opened in the current tab
The ai will give you a summary.

This is the top.
Monday, March 11, 1:45pm
SPX = 5113
NQ = 17,937
BTC = 72,476
ETH = 4,040

>>57952911
just turn the shit off holy fuck who gives a shit at this point

>>57952793
needs to die more so i can play it back up

>>57953021
Don't say no one warned you.
Exit all longs.

>>57952854
EVs and lithium will boom again in 2 years. All these Tesla fags will want to upgrade. The newly announced Rivians look sexy as hell

>>57953030
I can't believe we train these fucking chinese hackers in our own institutions, while denying admission to white men who would actually do something with the education that benefits americans.

>>57953059
I'd trust you more if you said the voices told you this

>>57952663
INTJ here.

>>57953080
I'm still not convinced on EV's being anything but a virtue signaling luxury item. The battery lasts what, five years? I can drive my Honda for 50+ years

Bros what the FUCK is happening with TSM. /wsb/ was saying it was going to skyrocket today.

>>57952918
ALB is the more established and safer bet. LAAC is a little dangerous

>>57952793
I bought TSM at the top a few years ago and it barely touched that after all this semi hype. TSM is garbage.

>>57953059
>sell your NATGAS AND OIL stooks
No thanks, Chaim, I'm only looking to buy moar.

>>57953151
I dunno, why don't you fuck off and ask /wsb/?

>>57953166
tsm is garbage till they open up those plants stateside

I'm bullish on ORCL but after the dump the last few days, I'm a little worried.

>>57953091
I have very horrifying yet vivid experiences in sleep paralysis terrors where people are standing all around me watching me
Sometimes it's a single druid man that I assume caesar had killed who says things I cant understand.
I cant sleep in bedrooms unless the door is locked and my body is facing towards the door.
invest in ARKK

>dont actually invest in it
>that part was a joke

>>57952535
does america have a venture exchange?

>>57953187
/wsb/ is /smg/ though I thought. /wsb/ advertises itself as a fellow 4channeler..

>>57953199
idiot why dont you invest in t too they're going places

>>57953196
>>57953151
It's got the international curse of never being allowed to go above 30 pe ratio without investors running scared

how do i play gme earnings? i wanna buy puts but i don’t wanna get fucked

>>57952911
>SEVERAL AGENCIES HIT BY 'INTENSE' CYBERATTACKS
Eventually it's only going to be (You)r bank account that's affected...
...and you vill be happy.

>>57953212
I have never seen nigger posted on any of those reddit threads.

>>57953228
>I want to goomble like a dice rolling street NIGGER but without the chance of losing

>>57953124
People have put a million miles on a tesla already. Its fine. You only need a new battery every 250k miles if you keep the charge between 20% and 80%. And the cheaper EVs are in the $30k to $40k range. Just look at what happened in Norway. They don’t even sell new ICE vehicles anymore. I’m not a Tesla cultist, but the switch over is inevitable. I’m slurping Rivian at this dip, but I do have concerns that only Tesla and BYD will survive once the major auto makers offer comparable options. Which as of now only the Ford “Mustang” electric SUV is any good. But change is coming.

getting better returns on ETH
fuck this kike market

>>57953151
you deserve it none of those faggots know anything you're better off listening to our dumb asses

Boring day desu...

>>57953199
>there's an ORCL
>there's an actual ORC
>but no SAU for Sauron
>closest is SRM for Saruman
more LOTR tickers

>>57953261
give it 15 years.

>tm introduces 100mpg prius

you're fucked

>>57953228

>>57953256
bitch are your retarted and forget where you’re posting?

someone call up the jews and get them to fix the market

>>57953327
The fix is always in, anon.

>>57953343
>>57953343
>>57953343

COST finally breaking out

>>57953297
That will literally never happen. The hybrid tech is maxed out. Its a shitty tech where both ICE and EV are better. Have you lived under a rock for 10 years? When was the last time you’ve seen a Prius? Where as half my neighbors have Rivians now

>>57953196
Do they have a chip that makes nigger "stakeholders" reasonable and not corrupt to the point of self destruction?

>>57953403
>Where as half my neighbors have Rivians now
Lmao

>>57953361
$24 mil tank vs. $500 drone

You faggots never checked my based digits
You’re all going to lose money now, I curse you

>>57953361
Which side is which

>>57953403
I've seen Priuses that look like western african Mercedes 190s. They really are the perfect city car. Probably not profitable to sell because they're so economical and durable.

>>57953261
Is buying a new EV once my ICE shitbox dies retarded or do all used EVs suck and I'm better off buying the cheapest new ev possible.

>>57953450
My faggot liberal neighbors are good indicators on what rich people waste their money on
>>57953535
I’m not buying and selling durable used cars. I’m investing in growth.

>>57951510
>>57951734

this is the kind of this that makes me want to break into the apple store

whole day is just a cancerous looking bearish pennant. Gay and a half.