/biz/ - Business & Finance

first for daylight savings times is for faggots

Why is NVDA dumping?
Does anyone have their telegram?

spx close at 5161 cap this

>>57948570
The dev is rug pulling.

They're so heavy mumu just give up

All the Fed’s horses and all the Fed’s men couldn’t put the stock market back together again

DUDE LOOK AT SUPER MICRO COMPUTER

>>57947828
get in line buddy

>>57948494
You're right. Nvidia is unironically worth 20 trillion.

How will SPY go today and tomorrow considering CPI

why is nvda such a shit company? 5% dump every day is aapl tier

Is everyone excited to lose their life savings today?

This guy was right about Nvidia meteoric rise 2 months ago and now he is saying Apple buying up AI companies will lead to big AI announcements later this year. Take this information as you will

Thinking about Blind calls they won't stop the music. This is to sell puts to retarded bobos.

>>57948570
>parabolic stocks like NVDA and ANF finally dumping
Is this the canary in the coal mine? Should I start DCAing out of the market?

reminder that stocks only go up

interest rates doesn't matter
economy doesn't matter
unemployment doesn't matter
fundamentals doesn't matter
momentum doesn't matter
technical analysis doesn't matter

The Bank Term Lending Program ends, today.

>No bang bang poster
It's over

100k+ volume into NVDA in under a minute

>>57948632
The problem is some stocks go down.

WTFWT

Get your popcorn fellas

UHHHHH BANG ANON?????

>>57948632
If you buy an index fund you are correct - otherwise, no.

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

STOP FUCKING DUMPING YOU PIECE OF SHIT STOP STOP STOP

it’s so over

We have plenty of room to make money in current structure, provided we don't fall out of it.

its over

>>57948638
I bought puts specifically because of this

AN AI JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

I'm ruined. Years of investing, all gone in a flash. Life is absurd.

Its Great Correction time

>>57948605
I went to get a burger and the burger has been shrunk down... Shrinkflation has gone to far... billions must be liquidated.

Mr Market. Bring down that line bring it down I say. Edmond Spy, John Soxl, N'ganyu Nvda tear this market down tear it down I say. The people demand VOO and VT cheapies.

The second we're about to dump what is to prevent them from printing 2.5 trillion calls and keeping bernie dancing? I think nothing.

I'm nervous, It's looking like a long way down

MARAtrannies we are dead

Plebbit 6bn diluted IPO valuation. Lol, lmao.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAH WHAT DO ((THEY)) KNOW

ENLV and LAAC chads keep winning

>>57948713
>invests in companies that use stock as a literal debit card for his tranny harem

Ngmi

WTF burger bros. you've already had your time switch ?

>>57948638
He just of been out getting a steak and ale pie with some mashed peas and lost track of time.

NVDA CHADS WE ARE SO BACK LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>already down 1%
JUST FUCKING FUCK MY SHIT UP IM GONNA LOSE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY TODAY WHY THE FUCK DID I BUY SOXL AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>>57948737
Fucking PIECES OF SHIT die die die die DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE

>>57948734
Love me mushy peas. Simple as.

>>57948740
omegadump

Sold my SQQQs for a slight profit
see you guys after post CPI

>>57948745

>>57948760
ITS DUMPING UPWARDS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Jensens wild ride is a scary one

buy SOXS or get heemed

>oh man my investments are increasing in value after they dumped! SELL SELL SELL

>>57948587
That shit moves up or down 10% a day anyway.

Intel or SOXL calls for next Friday?

My heart cant take this

NYCB getting heemed again

Time to sell Bitfarms?

>he didn't sell on Friday

Big Crab morning

And just like that, NVDA was never above 8k ever again.

ALL EYES ON NVIDIA

>>57948690
Did someone say liquidity event?

>>57948887
I wish. I want to slurp bitcoin.

>>57948690
They'll have us all eating shit by the end of Biden's second term.

lookin crabby

I warned you.

the economy is shrinkflating my penis

It just keeps dumping lol
I guess the bubble really has popped

buy my SOXL puts
that is all

Welp NYCB dumped below 3.24 so I'm out Jewbros
Best of luck

>>57948944
how much % you lost?

kek@that dump of NVDA, to kick out people with stop loss

wasting everyones theta. Reject here and then doomcrab for a bit.

TSMbros...

>>57948936
AI can fix that

Broadcom you treacherous motherfucker....

you were told

Boring day.

>>57948963
figuring bounc around 509.5x

>>57948912
i think it is going to stabilize soon and won't have wild price fluctuations like in the past. i am obviously biased but i do believe the chance to slurp has already passed, and i remember telling everyone here that there was no way bitcoin was going sub 10k so15k-20k was a fantastic entry.

Guys, nobody banged.

I lost 75% of my net worth since Friday since my Jew broker wouldn't let me set a stop loss
I bet they were in on it

>>57948990
Where is he?!

bulls are making a commendable effort but in the end we all know how will it end

>>57948963
shutup MY long Condors will print

>AMD

>>57948990
inflation data leaked, its hot
bang bang anon is an hero'd most likely

>>57949015
is a piece of shit

day of the crab

https://youtu.be/Of_jyeDZ3Sg?si=X_f9bJt9wYAcAS00

For as much as you go "UOOOOH CUNNY " YOU PEOPLE SURE ARE NOT FANS OF CUNNY
FUCK JANNIES

I bought the SPY put options. I have a feeling that we're going to close even lower than this.
#MarketCrashMondays #Faggot'sDelights #EasyMoney

>it keeps going down

>>57948954
Up $300 total
Sold half at $4 when Mnuchin pumped it and the rest now
Thanks rocker

>>57949008
I think we will bounce back up into that broadening formation and scrounge shekels. Hopefully we get fed/bank happening after today so I can sell these put leaps and stop holding them. I only swing 3-5 times a quarter lol.

Erhm, do I sell all my soxl and nvidia?

Holy fucking shit this kind of price action is completely ridiculous. BUY NO SELL NO BUY NO SELL. Really? Just pick a fucking direction.

>>57949048
nothing wrong with taking profit

PHUN doin somethin

>>57949048
no you idiot we're going to 1k today

>>57949054
Just gotta bull trap some plebbitors first, don't worry about it.

>>57949048
you'll be sorry either way

>>57949059
Profit taking implies that there's still room for more growth, what you're supposed to do be doing is leaving some one else holding your bags at the top.

>>57949002
it's still wintertime in europe, he missed it

>>57949048
You sell calls on them until they gone imo of course you may have competition in the coming days.

>>57948990
Markets Over, Everyone is slop now

/fit/ here, someone give me the rundown on options. My gymbro keeps telling me about Nvidia and how you can make a shit ton of money off options, and I got 3k in the bank that I'm trying to turn into 30k

And just like that, we're in a bear market.

>>57949092
Top signal.

>>57949084
DST fucks another. I was a little late this morning to appointed place of duty.

>>57949092
that's it, I'm out

>>57949048
Yes.

>>57949092
delete this post please

>>57949099
>down 2% from highs
The time to call the bear market is when we're already at the bottom of the bear market.

>>57949092
you are going to get heemed lmao

I feel like I deserve to be rewarded for not being a euphoric faggot like most of the rest but I don't know how to short this bubble market safely. I'm certain we'll have a monumental crash sometime soon, but when? How do I short without gambling?

>>57949088
>>57949002
>>57949025
Maybe he forgot about time change?

>>57949092
I just liquidated my 401k

>>57949126
Whatever you do is a gamble, it's just a matter of degrees.

>>57949137
lol he will be here in 28 minutes.

>>57948981
get mogged by the market

IS THIS IT
IS THIS THE BIG ONE?

but Bloomberg keeps telling me the equity market is solid

Adjusted for inflation, we've been in a bear market since 2021

>>57949160
Buddy! Look at SMCI computer! Even Cramer doesn't know what to think.

>>57949159
The support below that is 509.05. I am cutting 1/0dtes if we fall too far below that area. I get mogged a bit but I mog more than I get mogged. At least last 5 months or so.

>>57949092
You have to realize that by the time YOU hear about something, everyone smarter than you has already took all the profit? If you enable options trading, you will be broke without a dollar to your name

>>57949092
Just trial and error it
It’ll all work out in the end

we’ll all be old men before the market recovers

When your OTM options become ITM options.

Don’t hide, just buy META Marines

>>57949092
Youre gonna wanna put it all in 0dte spy puts.

Why the FUCK is TSLA still pumping? What niggers buying??!

MY EWJ IS KAMIKAZED

It's over

My Hershey very is finally paying off. Cocoa prices are alleviating and the NASDAQ is finally deflating. People will finally rotate to blue chips with good fundamentals

THE OLD HISPANIC LADY WHO CLEANS MY OFFICE WAS LOOKING AT ROBINHOOD

This is it, guys, the bubble has popped. Nvda @ $600 eom. I'm so sorry.

>>57949126
typical bobo
never puts money where his mouth is

>>57949126
best case: buy something that will go up a lot if the crash happens but will also go up a little if it doesn't
That eliminates most option plays, bonds maybe but they have eaten shit for awhile now
Most seem to be just trying to time the top
>Burry autism face

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

My BMY doin a lil sumn sumn

>>57949179
I trade off my own divinations of esoteric currents in the noosphere. We are not the same

TSM getting 9/11'd

maybe if the market wasn’t all red NVDA would stand a chance

>>57949258
Unfathomly based

>>57949191
Yeah but at least he can say he tried.

>>57949092
Options are a way to create a contract to buy or sell a stock at a certain price on or before a specific date. There is a bunch of paperwork you have to do before your broker will let you trade options, just answer the questions saying you make tons of money, and want to take tons of risks, and understand what you're doing. Come back when they've enabled the options on your account and we can go further.

Last week was the biggest outflow in tech ever. Because.....the sector is doing better than ever. Great fucking job. This is why bears are humongous faggots, it's all just bandwagoning. You aren't bearish on tech because the sector is in trouble, you're bearish because "it's too high". That's why, every fucking time, you're wrong.

>>57949231
What did she own? WHAT DID SHE OWN?!

>>57948620
"They" will if inflation is more of a problem with voters than asset prices and raising interest rates more will rape banks.
*pop

since you niggers seemed to have missed it, inflation data is slightly hot (it leaked) so we are pricing in rate cuts getting pushed back

>>57949294
Well actually...

>>57949315
link

even the oil bros are down. this is a washout consolidation. buy around lunch time.

>>57949315
I'm buying either way. The thread is bearish so it'll bull

>>57949315
>>57949324
BLS wagies are paid like $60k/yr. You could bribe them with a pack of ramen.

OUTTAaaa....

>>57949322
Kek

>>57949294
>better than ever
>BigBear.AI earnings
>Broadcom
>some other company which's name I forgot

>>57948634
>The Bank Term Lending Program ends, today.
inclusive or exclusive? is NYCB gonna make it? NYC seems fucked with national guard and robots and extra cameras in its rail system but still having crime and all the other bs

>>57948925
That looks delicious.

>>57949324
https://letmegooglethat.com/?q=market+opens+lower+inflation+data

>TSM

>>57949351
Broadcom beat. But again, you can't even point to anything generally bearish for the sector.

>Buy 1 stock nvidia for lulz @ USD 760
>DOES NOTHING
>sell after reaching 20%+
>free $200 from nvidia

EZ

ASAN today

>i sold my AMD today

>>57949362
Why did this open the command prompt for a second?

>>57948925
One step ahead...Im already eating my own shit to save money. My crops are right over my septic tank

>>57949374
Yes, it delivered excellent earnings. And promptly drove off a cliff.

>>57949294
I'm bearish on tech because current P/E ratios only make sense if you assume that AI will massively improve productivity in the next few years, which anyone who has even a little understanding of how AI actually works knows is fucking retarded. Bullfaggots just hear about the latest fad and jump in with both feet.

>>57949362
so where's the leak big guy, articles just say the data is due

>>57948616
>Incredibly strong job market
Lol lmao even

You did buy FNMA last week, right anon?

>>57949386
welcome to the /smg/ botnet.

>>57949388
>growing your own food
I sure hope you have a permit for that.

>>57949382
You really wanna fire up the tomBOY debate again?

>>57949353
Inclusive in the sense that most banks are included in the cascade.

>is NYCB gonna make it?
NYCB is not gonna make it, brah.

>>57949315
I actually micropriced in no rate cuts this year a month ago.

>>57949398
>anyone who has even a little understanding of how AI actually works knows
Lmao yeah uh huh and does your uncle happen to work at a reputable video game company?

>>57949413
>NYCB is not gonna make it
Do you have a single snatisfact to back that up

TSM please

900 today NVIDIA chads

>>57949382
>Neuron activated

>>57949426
Soros munched his last lunch. He couldn't crash the pound and he won't save NYCB in the tidal wave of red that was only delayed by one last can kick.

>>57949411
There is no debate.

>>57949440
Lol

>>57949437
I'm trying to figure out when to double down right now. I bought calls when it dumped on Friday but the dip kept dipping.


WHERES THE FUCKING BOTTOM

>BITF

>>57949440
based

>>57949452
Rocker seems pretty convinced they wont let NYCB fail. Ive got half my poorfolio in it right now.

>>57949411
Now that it’s back the anon in pic rel sounds like a gender theory fag. Sex is determined by dick or puss. Not your pronouns. “They’re called tomboys so they are actually boys no the pussy doesn’t mean anything!” kek liking fem it’s is actually hetero or something because feminine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pql0__Ii67A

Picked the wrong month to start (((investing))) I guess

>>57949459
It will only dump from here on out
Sorry.

>>57949374
Even Cramer doesn't know what to think

>>57949459
You can't time the market. Trying will drive you mad. Wait until you're sure and jump in.

>>57949459
>WHERES THE FUCKING BOTTOM
we either go ATH or ATL there is no in-between now.

>>>/wsg/5476757

Rember to visualize your stress anons.

NVDA bout to bust loose

>>57949476
fathands is a fucking retard drug addict

>>57949477
See, I told you guys. Its the presence of a dick other than your own that makes it gay. Sex with a non-virgin is therefore gay due to dick particles left behind by other men.

NVDA is 3 dollars from going positive
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSH

BEX bros our stock is finally mooning

>>57949524
>retard drug addict
Source?

How close on the physcological graph are we too "return to normal"
Im down 60%. Gonna probably kms

I wanted to buy a house so bad this spring

>>57949536
finally, i was promised another 10x

VIX is rising sers

it's all going, today

>>57949554
its finally the year of exploration/junior mining stocks

why are these 2 narc trackers giving different % data and which one is most up-to-date?

>>57949101
>>57949109
>>57949117
>>57949123
>>57949191
>>57949212
>>57949276
Hehe :>

The real question is, do I double down on the 4/19 tsm calls

so did we hit the bottom yet

WHY ARE WE CRASHING ON NO NEWS

ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>57949493
TSM hit 141. I jumped in. I got 40% cash left for 2 more dumps

>>57949477
>anon is happy to put his small dick into an axe wound of a tranny that cut its dick off because “it no longer has a penis!”

>>57949493
>can't time the market
>wait until the right time to jump in
What?

>>57949092
Sell signal

why does the fed drip feed this inflation news every few days? the market is way to autistic to cope with it

>>57949589
Do it

:(((((((((((((((

the question of the day is will SMCI go green?

>>57949638
Every time they do the market just dumps

Buy JBLU

>880
we are officially POZZED nvidia bros

>>57949638
it does it specifically because it's autistic, whenever jpow doesn't use vague fedspeak the indeces swing 1% on every word he says

>>57949589
Puts on WOOF

>>57949629
Just because they dont have a dick doesnt mean they have a vagina, regardless, the prior presence of a dick and even the remaining dick flesh means that sexing an open wound is really just sticking your dick inside of a mutilated cock, which is gay.

>wake up
>check /smg/ first
Yeah, I think I won't look at my portfolio today.

got my first dividend payment today lads!
it was like only 0.25 USD for having like 170€ in LLY but we all started somewhere right?

why is nobody talking about this?

>>57949717
Not a single ai training lawsuit has amounted to anything big yet

REEEE JUST FUCKING GO UP

>>57949717
Sound and fury, signifying nothing.

>>57949717
2 Trillion$ company can't afford lawyers?

>VIX still rising

>>57949717
because it's dumb. a book or 2 in some training data.

Well this is fucking gay. I'm going back to bed.

>>57949717
bullish

Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market Fucking nigger market fucking nigger market fucking nigger market

>>57949717
Mostly due the purpose of propaganda. Its just a catalyst to sell bobos or mumus shit. Combine that with what law actually is and its irrelevant.

>>57949717
/smg/ is a FUD free zone, chud

>>57949803
Based

>>57949767
thats why i exited the calls i bought this morning, going to sit and watch now maybe hop back in this afternoon

Look how much pain people here feel from just a slight dip.

no bong bong bong bong????

>>57949840
bang anon roped after his SMCI calls went tits up

>>57949840
We are hoping he was just DST'd and operations return to normal tomorrow.

Stock sisters, the crypto bros are making fun of us.

>>57949717
>>57949717

it's real!
>NVDA gets hit with lawsuits
>stonks goes up

just unreal nothing makes sense anymore

NVDA keeps climbing slow and steady. still waiting on the bobo rugpull before lunch.

This crabbing is unbearable.

>>57949876
dont care still ridin with biden

>>57949876
They haven’t recovered from this yet.

>>57948709
Kitty
>>57949676
J-dawg has a deeply unenviable job where every fucking word he says is analyzed by shrinks and body language experts for any hint of extra information, and a single mistake in his script will swing the market by whole points. And then he has to sit before CONGRESS, the ultimate retards, and talk to them. He needs to do press conferences. He needs to give speeches. And then the poor fucking dude has to bang Janet Yellen every day too. Eugh! I'd quit.

>>57949876
wait until that quantum q breaks their private key and steals their wallets

>>57949876
>>57949896


If you took only the space that only septic tanks were placed, And combined that across the US. The value of that acreage is probably greater than crypto (NSA CounterOp coins)

>>57949878
Dr. Phil brought this topic up on his recent appearance on the Glow Rogan podcast. interdasting

Don't worry, I'm sure another pajeet analyst will raise the NVDA price target to $2000 or some other stupid number

>COST
Yeah....COSTing my portfolio. What thr fuck is this continuous dump from good news?

lets kill these mumu

do the bobos have any bullets left or does the AI revolution continue?

Anywhere to get up to date options book quotes? Or do I have to pay for this everywhere
Looking for the Nasdaq specifically

recovery commencing, put the ropes away

NVDA chads rule /smg/

>>57949961
Yeah I know
I'm reading l waiting for a bounce to close my options
Every analyst raised price targets from Friday afternoon

Why did they remove the unique poster counter?

I ate three eggs today. It's over for me.

>>57949928
Various AI companies have licensed materials for use from some companies for example OpenAI with the AP. It's going to be a very bad fact when NYT vs OpenAI finally crawls its way into court. This could potentially open everyone not using licensed material to suit from anyone whose content they've included in training models.

The full list of BTLP utilizers will be released today. Binaries on bank runs?

NVDA
so much green

INTELBROS we are doing it

Guys, I just got off the phone with Jerome Powell.
He confirmed to me that this market is fake and gay.
Do with this information what you will.

Apparently all the money I put into tsm should've just gone into nvda. Ree

>>57950002
>2 posts by this ID

Why the fuck did it reverse? Am I missing something? I thought the rally to new highs was cancelled?

They're slurping

>>57950033
>Apparently all the money I put into tsm should've just gone into nvda. Ree

Well in the past the market was lead by 7 stocks that make 90% of it's market cap or so.
In the future there will just be one stock.
Bogle chuds BTFO

>>57950062
It was literally just a temporary pullback to establish a new low. It's only up from here. It's gonna be around 1000-1100$ EOW

>>57950021
Waiting to see if Intel is correctly valued and everything else is overvalued, or if everything else is correctly valued and we are undervalued. Just wait. Trust the plan.

>>57950062
we fitn tah run.

is the Bitcoin surging due to Chinese capital flight?

>>57950090
Did you see those kikes trigger all of the stop losses in pre-market? I have a feeling this push to green will reverse as they dump everything they bought on sale and pull all their bids.

Weekly reminder that the DOW is stupid.

>low volume but slow slurping of nvidia despite it being massively overpriced, prone to gaps at 550 and 670 and just generally a dumb thing to buy when the market thinks powell will cut this month even though he said no, repeatedly
How does market psychology work. Why do people marry the -idea- of stocks like this?

>>57950125
Why would it be surging when (chinese) capital is fleeing? Shouldn't it be the other way arround?

>>57950159
Herd mentality, plebbit buy le dip mentality.

>NVDA

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Crab mode activated

Maybe I’m retarded (i am) but why would I invest in SCHD instead of using a high yield savings account?

>>57950218
You should buy BOXX to get 5.5% from treasuries while avoiding income tax from interest payments

>>57949092
SELL NOW!

>>57950148
The Department of Water ? Yeah its just another parallel bourgeoise encroachment upon our sovereignty

>>57950159
Fear of Missing Out.

not a SINGLE etf i have is in the green today

here comes the bear attack

>>57949092
bottom signal

NVDA is in the fucking red again what is this kike shit ...

>>57950071
Unslurped.

>>57950248
>didn't buy FXI when he had the chance
lmfao you fuckin dunce
Maybe NYCB is more your speed (losing money)

>>57950268
You may be hooked.

Everyone sounds scared. Time to rebuy in.

>>57949092
Do be a doer
Don't be a don'ter

Somebody leaked CPI and it's above expectations

>>57950280
there is too much slurp

it's just crabbing

>>57950021
ITS INTEL(HER) TURN NOW

>>57950340
Where?

>>57949276
baggot you're making too much money

>>57950394
I'm not making any money today.

WHEN YOU COME OUT YOUR SHIT IS GONE

Be honest bros
Is buying ADBE 720c 3/15 too OTM?

Feeling splendid

Mfw I see NVDA is red again.

>>57949837
i solded my calls early *sigh*
oh well green is green

Any AI camera companies to invest in?

>>57950457
I've turned on more indicators. I will stop over trading and stop making stupid decisions and trading away my gains even tho I'm right

>>57950457
bullish pullback

>>57950487

3 days of gains lost in NVDA
Oh No only 110 points. Tis but a scratch.

Given the SPX volatility last week I think its safe to say CPI has been priced in

>>57950475
Axon Enterprise Inc ($AXON) would likely be the one to bet on, imo.
You could also take a look at Gatekeeper Systems Inc, but it's Canadian...

>>57949276
>options
I'm trying to find etfs that profit share and take their cut from selling options (short-volatility)
I am currently struggling with how to identify them using search indexers but there's so much seo bloat on google that I just see ads from motley fool and shit that dont have to do with my criteria. Do you know any tickers of the type I am trying to find?

New

>>57950543
>>57950543
>>57950543

>>57950437
I think nvda has a better chance of reaching 2k yesterday than this shitbox jewish company hitting 720 in 4 days.

>>57949648
>the equivalent of TechData getting pumped

>>57950006
Cholesterol is good for your heart. The label on the peanuts says so

>>57950475
I saw someone shilling rail vision and multisensor the other day. I have no dd except that I remember seeing someone mention it
>>57950546
Toronto exchange stocks losers.