/biz/ - Business & Finance

The S&P is a stupid index.

>>57937632

>>57937656

>>57937530
>We wield absolute knowledge in the palm of our hands and we peruse tits and ass

>>57937646
>Stupid & Poor 500

Invest in VTSAX if you want risk free growth over the next 40 years.

ARM will directly compete with Nvidia. 20 bagger guaranteed. Soft bank is getting Arab money to make it happen.

>>57937646
>>57937656
>>57937669
>>57937673
>>57937683
>>57937685
>1 post by this ID
fucking schizos out in full force

>>57937702
The thread doesn't even have 10 replies yet you moron.

>>57937699
ARM sucks

>>57937685
>VTSAX
>International
>risk free
>growth
>40 year
Kek

I'm bullish on gen alpha

*ahem*
IMMEDIATE PHYSICAL DELIVERY OF BOTTLED FEMALE NATURAL BRAPPY GAS AT ROOM TEMPERATURE DIRECTLY INTO MY NOSTRILS

>>57937702
damn

>>57937735
I prefer PMs, women are gross and have cooties.

>>57937669
lmao, apu mad at AI slop

>>57937734
Wrong. Short them. Boomers->Millenials->Gen A means wages are competed away because there's so many of them.
Bullish on Gen Z because there's so few of them. Gen Z unironically will be one of the wealthiest generations because blue-collar shortages. Companies already paying a massive premiums—look at warehouse workers who are making more than teachers lmao.

>>57937685
VOO is better

>>57937733
Make an argument and I'll respond to it.

>>57937764
I'm only bullish because alpha will be so compliant, docile and socially stunted that they will form a good prole class to prop up the clown show also know as the U.S. economy
At least until my Gen Z ass is dead kek

>>57937504
I disagree on nvidia not still having growth. I'm not trying to say its not going to get dumped and if I had bought in a few years ago, I would have sold 3 or 4 weeks ago. I do have confidence in its growth story making its other products bigger when it gets noticed.
but yeah societal downtrend. people not wanting to work because they feel like slaves. we all heard about climate change but we dont care. USA was never going to last forever. Nvidia will be part of the american empire til it collapses

>>57937803
VOO is just the top 500 companies. VTSAX covers all U.S. companies, which offers further diversification and allows you to get a piece of every company that starts off small and grows rapidly over the next 40 years.

I am slightly worried for my TSM 4/19 160c. But I will hold

>>57937858
Proles only produce proles
current proles refusing to work means producing proles that refuse to work

>>57937699
>ARM’s greatest hope is Crapple.
>The rent seeking misers who have ruled their crAppstore with such an iron fist that 0 (zero) developers turned up for their big VR debut meme goggles.
Lol, lmao even.

>>57937702
ello yes is me

Average WOOF investor

>>57937685
Market isn’t going to grow much over 40 years due to declining birth rates. Need consumers in order to grow the market.

>>57937856
With a large enough crash, all asset classes trend toward 0. Recall 2020 Chinese virus: all asset classes went down. Diversification is commonly a method of "reducing" risk. However, the opposite is more true: it reduces gains.
Keep in mind, it's absolutely possible to REDUCE your risks AND INCREASE your CAGR. You do so by rolling low delta puts. Those who had rolling puts during the Chinese virus made the easiest 10x gain in *two months* than those who waited *twenty years.* Read Nassim and Spitznagel. There's more to risk mitigation than just Bogleniggers. But yeah, don't post your bogglebligger counterargument. You'll understand what I'm saying the more you take asymmetry and power laws more seriously.

>>57937764
Are you a neoliberal?

>>57937989
And just like that I had the guidelines for my new life as an investorNEET.

>>57938008
If you're wrong, you can blow up your entire finances you've spent 10-20 years accruing. The winners are well known, but the losers aren't as well known. Index investing is safe and easy.

>>57938046
Globalist. Yes, I am your enemy.

why did we sell off friday, serious answers only

>>57938079
Nvidis has been single handely maintaining the stock market and it lost steam on friday. Sell at the top.

Is Bernie Sanders trying to run again? He's been active since Biden's SotU

>>57937924
Ehh. I think if alpha gets their yearly Apple iSlop and has subway surfers streaming into there Tesla Neurochip or whatever the fuck they will work.
They will probably be the least "conscious" (for lack of a better word) generation in a long time due to being raised on phones+masks and will take whatever shit tier mcjob required to keep the economy running and me pocketing the gains.

>>57938079
Market rotation. Don't believe me? Fink again.

>>57938140
what's this yid buying now?

>>57938187

>>57938187
Human souls that will be packaged by fourth quarter 2025 into a Human Soul ETF.

>>57938140
he's a tai-bo ho

>>57938124
I mean everyone knows how fucking retarded millennials are. I'm sure he can sucker another few million away in donations from those gullible losers

There's no England now.

hi i made a pic to shill my potential 100-bagger

>>57938302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UGVYLAViuAg
he said 'what makes me angry'
I'm more down for a bernie vs trump cycle than Kamala

>>57938367
Which tickers?

>>57938396
oops i forgot to put the ticker in my image fukk

Why isn't there music?

>>57937632
Pick two to buy or short this week and explain your reasoning
>INTC
>TSM
>ADBE
>ORCL
>AMD

>>57937878
How is it weighted? Seems gae to weight off market cap then. If social Darwinism is true surely the success of the small companies necessitates the failure of the big ones and it kind of evens out then right? I think 50/50 small/big would be good so you can pull away from one if they fail

>futures

>>57938079
Joe "Ban AI" Biden

>>57938497
short INTC. It goes down when there's a selloff in chips, but it doesn't go up when there's hype for AI chips (like NVDA and AMD do)

>>57938523
It doesn't move enough when shit dumps desu

When I make it from shorting NVDA, I am going to impregnate 1000 (one thousand) redheads.

>>57938367
I like your findings there, especially the "flip over a lot of rocks" analogy. I'm not quite ballsy enough to look for a 100 bagger but I found a couple 70-100% (so far) ones for my 401K. The chart patterns for sure line up from when I started accumulating to the institutional correction. I never checked PEG out but I will now. Thanks, just in time for another round of 401K research (picrel is what I'm using. LOTS of rocks to flip).

>>57938536
true

>>57938497
buy intel and tsm
calls oracle
puts adobe
>ayyyymd

>>57938544
>posts asians
???

>>57938604
The Asians admire me but can't have me. My seed is only for redheads.

Biden better fix the market on Monday, thought we were ridin' with Biden, he can't just abandon us, right?

You're all wrong.

>>57937632
It's probably just met but it seems the quality of posts have gotten higher here lately. Maybe we're far enough removed from 2020 and people like me who joined the stock market then are finally learning to be rookies. Still, there's too much retard in us to be listened to.

It's so crazy that people trading 100s of k can be anonymous here. That being said, do you think this guy is right yet? I'm stick of hearing guys like this and the Rebel Capitalist being wrong since 2021 and probably beforehand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UX6NpZ_UJcc&ab_channel=EurodollarUniversity

$10k - do I buy intel and tsm shares or end of year calls?

>>57938662
Monday (tomorrow) is the 11th
https://www.reuters.com/markets/us/fed-allow-emergency-bank-lending-program-expire-march-11-2024-01-25/

>>57938738
Wait for cpi print

Also there's a lot of Indians on the board the last two weeks. Like a lot. More than I remember in 2021 around this time

all-in on monday

>>57938749
Bros... I stopped hearing the music...

>>57938738
>>57938879
What happens at 9:30am Tuesday morning after 8:30am CPI print? Gap up or down or flat? Big beat, gap up. Big miss, flat. In-line, gap up.
But if we miss, it's red by the end of the day.

>>57938708
Bro, take a lesson in physiognomy. Does he *LOOK* correct? Does he *LOOK* like he makes *GOOD* decisions? Or a FUCK TON of money? The nigger has *cuck-plomas* on his wall. HE EVEN PRE-STAGED his wall with EMPTY PORTRAITS. Have you *SEEN* a wealthy *ECONOMIST*? I haven't. Holy FUCK. IMAGINE wasting 20 mins of your life listening to this abomination...

>>57938749
I thought that was at the end of the week. Whelp now I am even more glad I didn't buy anything Friday. Or Thursday.

>>57938749
Last time programs like this ended was the start of a collapse.

Now that being said you know every retard with level 5 options is going to he writing so many naked calls they'll go bankrupt if the Sneed and feed pops over 518.

So yeah it's not going down this time. Not when Mama Nancy just bought a fuckton of deep itm leaps

Should we buy American crane companies now that China is spying through their cranes?
https://www.newser.com/story/347478/on-the-china-built-cranes-at-us-ports-a-concerning-find.html?utm_source=sundaysummary&utm_medium=email&utm_content=18638457012189873780&utm_campaign=20240310

>>57938944
Big week desu
Bank lending could be ending monday which has been the reason for every major short term collapse. Couple this with potential hot cpi and we got a bad time ahead. Larry Fink also sold all his shit.

That being said I'm gonna do the opposite of what I think is the right move. Everyone is dumb but me. I'm buying calls

>>57938948
And no, I'm not saying that people with supercars or nice suits are better either. That's a form of cuckery from the other side. Horse-shoe theory goes beyond just political perspectives; it's innate to the human genome.

>>57938948
Lol good points. That's what my gut is saying. I fear the guy who has been waiting his whole life to be right once. Because he probably won't be. Not even once. But I just wonder if eventually the retards are right. Still, I'll wait til anyone else is saying it.

>>57937989
Dog fucking is even worse than sister fucking

>>57938999
>Larry Fink also sold all his shit.
trips checked
Wait, what. And didn't Dimon sell some of his shares for the first time ever?
>Yeah, everyone is. They're just rich. It's just risk management. They only sold like 3% of their shares stfu shushh
Yeah but why. And is it just starting now? Meh. I'm hedged. But maybe not enough

>>57939033
why is this trend increasing

>>57938948
This, also
>blue eyes
>glasses
>atrocious choice of hairstyle
>disastrous hairline (too poor to fix it)
>reddit beard
>wears t-shirts like a child

>>57938980
There are none. The only non-Chink crane maker is Finnish or sonething.

>>57938396
ok i updated my shill pic

>>57938749
>>57938951
>>57938970
>>57938999
No banks are taking out last minute BTFP loans, which tells you all you need to know.

Spoiler: nothing ever happens.

>>57939110
nigga I'm not reading all that shit, where are the fucking tickers? put them in a box or something

guys im having the worst year financially ever, for the first time in like 8 years my net worth has gone down for like 5 consecutive months...

>>57939131
>not respecting Gatekeeper anon
Ngmi

>>57939080
Compared to all the other whores you have no misconceptions about what kind of whore your sister is. There is no "aura" or benefit of the doubt or anything to make you think she is sweeter or more pure than she really is. In a word, trust.

>>57939110
Ticker?

>>57939138
Here's some advice: shorting this market is like kissing your sister.

>>57939131
sorry i only cater to the my end of the spectrum

>>57939126
>BTFP loans
but it is only for a year. So we delay a crash into 2025.

>>57939131
He put circles around the metrics to look for for room temp iqs like yourself. He would never share his gems with you lest the gigapump for these companies happen.

>>57939090
>Tone of voice
>too much hand movements
>too much facial expressions
It depends on the eyes. "Piercing" eyes exist. No, not the insta-model piercing incel shit. I'm talking about the analytical one, akin to looking at matter and how to ply it. If you think you have it, you don't have it. If you don't know how to figure how someone else has piercing eyes, I'm sorry, but you lack the genetic material to make it.

>>57939193
I know I have it

Any $BIG fans?

>>57939185
Bro I know I’m a brainlet, you don’t have to show me these metrics, literally just shill your shit and I’ll buy 1000 shares

I just spent about 45 minutes lurking crystal cafe. I am that bored. What a train wreck that place is. Open the markets already.

>>57939110
Can you give me a qrd of what I'm looking at? You said you were going to shill it after all.

>>57933399
yandex probably
>>57932417
no problem!

>>57939218
It took a shit after q4 report and I lost money. So no.
>inb4 just bag hold bro

>>57939252
ai dashcams

>>57939171
Really erotic and hot?

>>57939279
Over 15% is a substantial discount. Not sure how fucked this company really is

>>57939290
Well I gathered that much, but why?

>>57939126
>The Fed also raised the interest rate on new loans from the Bank Term Funding Program (BTFP) for the remainder of its life, effectively ending what had become a popular and profitable arbitrage opportunity for U.S. lenders, which analysts said should deter fresh borrowing.
Ok, so no more borrowing. Hopefully that's not a problem. Because (and I'm not being facetious, literally just searching my thoughts for information) we all remember what happened when the government offered loans during the pandemic. There was mad fuckery. They had to chase people down.

Very interesting. but yeah, markets trend toward the upline, trend toward nothingburger.

>>57939293
Theyre selling discount furniture at hundreds instead of thousands during a time when people are iffy about spendings tens.

>>57939073
he sold 25m worth, he did the same thing around this time of year last year. means literally nothing.

>>57939183
Right, but there aren't even any being taken out now. And with rates stabilized, banks have just been rejiggering their balance sheets, solving the reason it exists in the first place.

>>57939110
The first image was enough, God bless you.

>>57939110
I'm in

>>57939340
Well I'd like to hear from the man himself his reasoning. I'm not totally sold on the AI hype going around. What makes this stock out of the others profitable and capable of 100x.

>>57939373
His methodology was enough

>>57939305
srry if the numbers dont look appealing to u then it is not compatible with ur style of investing, i only cater to my end of the spectrum

one of my favourite movies is moneyball

>>57939110
post the ticker, there's 43 ips in the thread, doubt the institutions are watching us

>>57937632
I just forecasted my income consumption and savings until retirement using somewhat conservative estimates, and the present value of my net worth is 3.5 million.
I'm only worth 70k at the moment though lol

>>57939340
I will never forgive what they took from us

>>57939174
respectable, carry on

>>57939398
My style is more short term and depends on a combination of earnings reports and general consumer sentiment.
I don't think your pick looks bad, I just don't completely understand it. I feel that I have a general idea of whats being put down.

>>57939412
No! The algo will detect it!

>futures

What do you nogs do for tax paying? I recently made about 55k from selling NVDA and AMD so that will be a ~17k tax hit for next year. I was thinking I'll take the 17k out right now and put them in a money market fund or buy t-bills. Any of you do anything similar?

SYGNITY (SGN.WA)

anons...I'm worried about tomorrow.

So I can be more confident, is the current p/e slightly above Taylor Swift's favorite number currently? the pdf in the pic was above 12 and above 13 and I am a newfie

>>57939524
i'm doubting fegeleins counterpump

Is NVDA going back up?
Why couldnt Biden keep his mouth shut?

>>57939514
I’ve played enough hoi to know this is propaganda. They will build up industry and infrastructure so Russia can annex and quintuple gdp

>>57939558
it's been 16 years since the last period of free money. I'm hoping they extend the banking program.

>>57939509
answer me

What are some undervalued semiconductor stocks
If there is any. kek

>>57939771
TSM 150/175 calls for 4/19

>>57939749
One of the few benefits of living in Sweden is that trading is basically tax free. There's a flat lump sum tax on our accounts which is basically amount to nothing, and we don't have to do jack shit in terms of filing papers - it's all calculated by the gov.

>>57939771
keep that mouth open any longer and and I recreationally dip my balls in your mouth.
you are an adult. shape up

>>57939509
>https://www.irs.gov/faqs/estimated-tax/large-gains-lump-sum-distributions-etc/large-gains-lump-sum-distributions-etc

Futures have been open for FORTY minutes and NO ONE said anything!! What happened to all the WTFWT AAAAA posters??? How else am I supposed to know when the market is/isn't open?!

>>57939831
>it's all calculated by the gov.
but they do take some of the profit? that's how it works in the US but I have until April 2025 to pay for it... so I want to do something with this money meanwhile.

Just buy COST..

Are you guys still DCAing into index funds, or are you cash gang now?

>>57939869
They still haven't sent me the bill for my estimated tax penalty from last year. I'm hoping it crosses the statute of limitation and I don't have to pay it.

>>57939870
This general is about stocks not futures.

>>57939831
The "tax" you owe is paid in prime blonde swede pussy to foreign rapists. At least as an american I can perpetually say that I have my guns and PMs and can dispense justice to anyone attempting to violate me or my property, but you will be cucked ever harder.
You may be getting tax breaks but the price youre paying is immeasurable.

>>57939896
There is no statute of limitations for what is arbitrarily owed to the IRS. They wont forget.

>>57939869
what the fuck, so I have to make a quarterly payment it seems? this is bullshit

It's over

>>57939976
*pop*

Not an update but a reminder for tomorrow.

https://youtu.be/cq2DyDjH6ek
https://youtu.be/cq2DyDjH6ek
https://youtu.be/cq2DyDjH6ek

OH NO NO NO NOO

>>57939110
VZ?

Wait the Suck and Phuck gaped up last Thursday? Of course it is going to dump to fill the giant gap.
>Blah blah contract rollover
Gape's a gape.

>>57940014
I’ve heard other companies getting sued for this. Idk how it affects.l them. I think nvda can wave this away by paying. Liberal art cels will finally make money off their hand made slop.

>NatGas up
>Shit&Poop down

>>57940014
nemo isn't a model, these people are completely clueless

>>57939931
yeah, although look up the late fees, if it's less than what you'd make from a mmf just wait I'd say. talk to an accountant

>>57939469
>>57939290
>>57939110
>literal schizo

>>57940073
The one against Github Copilot is ongoing https://www.saverilawfirm.com/our-cases/github-copilot-intellectual-property-litigation and has not been tossed out yet.

>>57937632
So how do you evade taxation?

just wanted to make a nice option trade. Get some 500 euros or so and send it to my parents :/
Have a nice week, anons. Good luck out there

>>57940092
in all their promotional materials and sales pitches they refer to the collection as nemo models. you are being esoteric

>>57940108
This website is literally and demonstrably hosted on DoD servers. There is picture proof, print outs of screenshots taken by federal agents showing that they post here. There is an algorithm here to block people from posting if there are certain keywords present in their post.
>n-no goyim, please! Keep talking :)

>>57940106
looks like 5% anual or 0.5% monthly, it's more than what I can get, fuck
guess I'll have to pony up the shekels, but I don't even know how to pay for it
why the fuck doesn't my broker just allow me to do it there

>>57940106
>yea guy don’t pay your taxes
The IRS is the one creditor you don’t fuck with. They have a lot more power than private institutions. They can garnish pay and seize accounts w/o court order unlike most collectors

Anyone know where Pelosi Tracker's track record can be found to analyze all of their gains / losses?
re:
https://www.subversiveetfs.com/nanc
https://twitter.com/PelosiTracker_

>>57940207
that ain't no shit neither negro

This market sucks
There's a couple of dips in some names I wanna buy but the chances of a massive sell-off that drags them down as collateral even though they have nothing to do with muh nvidia are too high so I'll have to sit on my cash like a cuck

AAAAAA FUCK RED FUTES AAAAAAAAAA
SELL SELL SELL REDDIT SELL NVDA COMPUTER IS CRASHING SELL REDDIT SELL

>>57940207
Ludacris is even scared of them.

>>57940207
You need to go back

>>57940354
You need to be more accepting of the developmentally challenged

>>57939706
No, it's downtrend from here on out. You should've sold last week, bro.

Is this week baggie cope opex week?

>>57940153
Yikes. I can only imagine how mania manifests with someone who has an interest in stocks. Looks like we're getting a clear picture into it. You need meds, yesterday.

Anyone holding BZUN? I hear earnings will be big

>>57937720
>>57937702
Triple KEK

>>57939091
What about MTW?

>>57940644
That looks suspiciously close to MGTOW

So is that Fed bank loan program thing ending tomorrow or what?

>>57940652
and for those reasons I'm out

>tfw want the market to go down but the market continues to go up
I don't mind it going up, I just wanna buy it at a discount because my mummy and daddy trust me with 100k and I said I'll invest it for them once the market goes down a bit

750$ nvda puts and then 900$ nvda calls

>>57937803
Source?

>>57940655
I cannae tell you the future. Maybe a bunch of loans get announced thruout the day before it goes away. maybe a new emergency loan program thing gets announced. maybe NYCB gets scrapped by Mnuchin. who the fuck knows? JP is not lowering rates though

>>57940672
>buys the dip with M&Ds money
>it keeps dipping
lol, lmao

>”SELL SELL SELL”

gween tomorrow.

>>57940719
Nah the market will never ever go down again.
Like the last 10 years before covid.

This is my USA DD for future trends. How should I invest according to my DD? OC please do not steal.

>the yield curve is more inverted even more since the beginning of the year

>>57940820
>I saved the image as ENM40oJZ.png
You should give all of Idaho to the mormons and I recommend renaming No Man's Land for the Hopi Sinom.

>NVDA down another 5% on RH 24hrs
>TSM back to open price on Friday
>INTC up

Rotation is here guys. You know what to buy Monday morning

>>57940939
>stocks = economy
it continues to amaze me how illiterate this place is

>>57938708
Nerds Doomblogging as a side hustle

rebel capitalist
manarinno
van metre
babe
peter leeds
ALL NOISE NO SIGNAL imo

giving a girl a creampie is the best feeling
financially speaking its quite risky
similar risk to how smg typically trades options
you guys should try both and compare

>>57940820
I guess I will retire in the mormon legion

>>57940962
>options trading is the casual risky sex
>boglehead investing is the waiting until marriage passionate lovemaking with that one and only one girl

>futures

Now that I think about it, I cant help but feel that gatekeeper systems is just another mcfnf scam to provide liquidity.

Damn, turtle is good.

>>57940711
>JP is not lowering rates though
Based

>>57940945
It's a meme don't be so serious bro

>>57940820
>>57940930
the more I think about it the greater Orange County area and plenty of Oregon would be a part of LDS territory
Also, miss me with any Navajew shit in that region. Those people's history is as literal savages when couldn't understand what the 'high ground' meant when they'd ape out they lapidated til they fucked off.

>Futures

>>57940939
TSM IS STILL GOING DOWN WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME

>imagine investing in a company that spied on you
>that used ai models to send you a fine if your briefcase brushes up against a female's leg on a bus and you are labeled wrongly
ai surveillance is bullshit and americans wouldn't let that shit fly

>>57941086
>not investing in american companies
Found your problem.

Futures don't even look that bad. Bear trap, calling it now.

>>57937878
>further diversification
muh diversification
Most companies in the US economy are garbage and a drag on growth and progress.

NVDA 840 right now
It's all ogre

>>57941156
A captain goes down with his ship

Do I sell my call at open? It’s down 50% right now. Open will probably leave me with like 500usd. Sell that or hold till expiration? (3/15)

kek crypto baggies

>>57941196
strike? honestly my feeling is this thing will tank to the 700s and your calls with become worthless but just my guess

>>57941134
I'm gonna give you a sloppy kiss in front of your parents, how's that for a problem bitch

>>57941255
910. I bought the dip

NVDA will literally bounce right back. Nothing wacky happened for it to permadump, the CEO didn't get caught with cheese pizza, a factory didn't explode.

>>57940939
Yeah, three words:
BEAUTIFUL
CLEAN
COAL

>>57941279
>he didn't hear the *pop*

>>57941279
Joe “ban ai” Biden would beg to differ. Obvious bubble and I got greedy. Now everyone is taking profits and it’s a runaway as billions of dollars of stop losses get blown through.

Thoughts on this?

>picrel
yikes
cathy wood currently is bobo'ing on Coinbase
she says she wont buy if there is a stock split announced for nvda
long ARKK

>>57941150
U.S. total market has slightly better returns than S&P 500.

https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/backtest-asset-class-allocation?s=y&mode=1&timePeriod=4&startYear=1972&firstMonth=1&endYear=2022&lastMonth=12&calendarAligned=true&includeYTD=false&initialAmount=10000&annualOperation=0&annualAdjustment=0&inflationAdjusted=true&annualPercentage=0.0&frequency=4&rebalanceType=1&absoluteDeviation=5.0&relativeDeviation=25.0&leverageType=0&leverageRatio=0.0&debtAmount=0&debtInterest=0.0&maintenanceMargin=25.0&leveragedBenchmark=false&portfolioNames=false&portfolioName1=Portfolio+1&portfolioName2=Portfolio+2&portfolioName3=Portfolio+3&asset1=TotalStockMarket&allocation1_1=100&asset2=LargeCapBlend&allocation2_2=100

>>57941346
>>57941150
>short S&P
>long total market return
So where is the alpha? Just focus on those outliers

Sector rotation soon, fellow trader.

>>57941279
https://thehill.com/opinion/4517470-dei-killed-the-chips-act/

No American fabs, no NVDA five years from now. No NVDA five years from now, your $2t company dwindles down to a $200b one.

>>57941331
If you think reducing CO2 emissions is about reducing CO2 emissions, you're missing the big picture.

ALL RED EXCEPT AMERICAN SEMIS
WERE LOOKIN AT INTC 300 EOY BABY
FUCK THE BAD FINANCES
FUCK THE OLD FABS
DOESNT MATTER ITS GONNA PUMP
GOD BLESS AMERICA

I refuse to believe that NVDA bobos aren't just shitposting. You just can't be that retarded.

I only have 40 Intel calls

NVDA hit 860 on RH for what it's worth
Steiners counterpump coming through?

>>57941429
MAKE IT 400.

YOU WANNA BE RICH RIGHT?
BOOMER TECH IS BACK IN.
INTC GONNA PULL A DELL AND GONNA BRING US BACK TO THE MEAT MARKET.

WE GON BE SHAKING OUR DOLLARS IN THE DELI BABY

>>57941421
ok baggie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-K1i4hTwVY

finished watching it properly, that was a good concise watch for my confirmation bias

it's interesting that something as obscure as XPEL was a 500-bagger, and there are many more like that go under a radar even after being multi-baggers

>>57941378
This article is bullshit and tries to argue that something is happening for X reason when it's happening for Y reason. Delays are normal, and it's not because the CHIPS Act requires a company to provide childcare.

>>57937632
>futures
HEEM
Everyone
Even
Myself

>>57937991
>Need consumers in order to grow the market.
Not nominally.

>>57941136
This. VIX is down too so its almost guaranteed to be green tomorrow.

Reddit is STILL obsessed with i-bonds. What the fuck is wrong with those cucks

>>57941378
>For instance, chipmakers have to make sure they hire plenty of female construction workers, even though less than 10 percent of U.S. construction workers are women. They also have to ensure childcare for the female construction workers and engineers who don’t exist yet. They have to remove degree requirements and set “diverse hiring slate policies,” which sounds like code for quotas.

>>57941455
I'm in from the $600s negro.

I bought at $450

>>57941485
Where does money even come from? Like who gets the money first? How do they get it? Do the feds just tale money from the fed + interest and use us and our tax money as collateral? Heres money but I need you to (non-negotiably) pay me back so I can pay back another guy who literally created the money for free out of nothing because thats just kind of allowed for "some reason" and we're too fake and gay to make our own money to circulate without debt as a standard.
Dont forget that this bullshit system is the excuse they had for destroying germany. Debt for the sake of debt for the sake of jews who provide no value yet reap all the rewards.

>>57941539
Bought WHAT? Spy? Nvda? Tsla? Thanks for the wealth of information in your post butthead

I don't like last week's candle on SPY.

TSM GOIN BACK UP BABY
GOD BLESS AMERICA

9:11 PM EDT, March 10, 2024 (Benzinga Newswire)

NVIDIA Corp (NASDAQ:NVDA) has been sued by three authors for allegedly using their copyrighted works without permission to train its AI platform.
What Happened: The lawsuit was filed on Friday in a San Francisco federal court by authors Brian Keene, Abdi Nazemian, and Stewart O’Nan, Reuters reported. The authors claimed that their works were part of a dataset of approximately 196,640 books used to train Nvidia’s NeMo AI platform to simulate ordinary written language. The dataset was reportedly taken down in October due to reported copyright infringement.
The authors are seeking unspecified damages for individuals in the United States whose copyrighted works were used to train NeMo’s large language models over the last three years. The lawsuit includes works such as Keene’s “Ghost Walk,” Nazemian’s “Like a Love Story,” and O’Nan’s “Last Night at the Lobster.”
Despite the lawsuit, Nvidia’s stock has been performing well. The company’s stock price has risen by almost 600% since the end of 2022, giving Nvidia a market value of nearly $2.2 trillion.
Nvidia chose not to provide a comment on Sunday. Attorneys representing the authors did not respond immediately to requests for further comment on Sunday, according to the report.

>>57941548
they mine it with sminiconduckers.

Why It Matters: The lawsuit against Nvidia comes at a time when the company is facing other challenges. On Mar. 9, Nvidia’s shares fell by 5.55%, marking the end of a six-session winning streak. This decline was accompanied by a warning of further downside from a portfolio manager, Jeff Kilburg, founder of boutique investment management firm KKM Financial, who noted that Nvidia lost about $225 billion in market cap from its intraday peak.
Despite this, Nvidia’s stock has been on a remarkable surge, leading to discussions about a potential stock split to make shares more accessible, especially to small retail investors deterred by the high share price.
However, money manager Cathie Wood has raised concerns about a potential market correction in the semiconductor sector, which could impact Nvidia’s future performance.
Despite these challenges, Nvidia’s stock price has risen almost 600% since the end of 2022, giving Nvidia a market value of nearly $2.2 trillion.

>>57941585
How do you mine silver and gold with semi conductors?

>benzinga
>despite this law suit that came out to-fucking-day the stock has been performing extremely well over the past 2 years

Yay took 21 days, but my refund got approved and should hit my account sometime this week. How do I turn that $1k into $100k?

>>57941610
30 years in SSO.

>>57941610
All in way OTM options on a big cap on earnings. No I'm not kidding. ORCL is trading at low IV and could pump or dump hard. Same with ADBE

>>57941610
Its been almost a month, where the fuck is MY refund?!

>>57941594
With big ass machines that have itty bitty chips in them controlling it.

>>57941594
that's a genealogical question. i'm an economist.

>>57941548
>The entire function of this machine is to convert debt into money. It's just that simple. First, the Fed takes all the government bonds which the public does not buy and writes a check to Congress in exchange for them. (It acquires other debt obligations as well, but government bonds comprise most of its inventory.) There is no money to back up this check. These fiat dollars are created on the spot for that purpose. \

>https://ia804704.us.archive.org/35/items/pdfy--Pori1NL6fKm2SnY/The%20Creature%20From%20Jekyll%20Island.pdf
see ch.2 pt 10

hello my father bought nvideo shares but he has not received them in the mail
this was over 2 weeks ago, and we are very concerned that he may have been scammed

Mongolian Mining Corp dumped, wtf bros

>>57941583
Oh no.
Anyway.

>>57941518
So? I was in from $250 and sold everything. This shit's going down

>>57941652
Usually not something you want to see...

https://mmc.mn/investor-relations/en

>fathands laughing at others
heh what a timeline

>>57941652
dca bro... slurp it up. diamond hands

>>57941678
>The board of directors (the “Board”) of the Company wishes to inform the shareholders and potential investors of the Company that after a preliminary review of the Group’s unaudited consolidated management accounts for the year ended 31 December 2023 (“FY2023”) and information currently available, the Group is expected to record a consolidated profit attributable to the equity shareholders of the Company of between approximately USD220 million and USD240 million for the FY2023 as compared to approximately USD59 million of consolidated profit attributable to the equity shareholders of the Company over the same period in 2022, representing a year-on-year increase of approximately 270% to 300%.

Why would this be bearish?

What's the play, bros?! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>57941710
It is always bearish when a kurultai is convened and issues a statement.

>>57941711
What kind of fucking play is this? Where do you want the price to be at EOW? Can I guess that it is a multi-leg vertical spread?

>>57941710
its good that it was audited this could suggest possible fraud they are not recording money attributable to investors that could be used for dividends or investments or something. that is why everything has to be reported the fact that this happend suggest something was not right in the accounting. red flag.

if it is china though this is par for the course investing in chinese companies is about the most risky thing you can do.

>>57941711
Let everything expire worthless. Simple as

>>57941730
>vertical spread
I thought a vertical spread was when you sold a put and bought a call or vice versa. It looks like he's only buying, not selling either.

>>57941652
That is not a very liquid ticker anon. But I might slurp a few shares but I heard my broker charges a few because it's a foreign stock

>>57941760
>>57941730
Time is horizontal, price is vertical. A vertical spread is thus price-based but with same expiries. Eg, +900C/-800C

>bobo rn
TSM to 200 by earnings. 220 after.

>>57941769
Here is /smg/'s comprehensive due diligence on it.

>>57941711
Very risky to bet on a straddle with such short dated options.

>>57941711
Check NVDA AH, it's mooning

kek

>>57941760
hey, I’m asking the questions here buddy. I thought that vertical meant same expiration but different strike regardless of the contract. It being a “vertical” line if you saw it on a timeline.

we are so fucking back bros...

>>57941711
>>57941730
>-49-51-52 =-152% loss
>221+153 = +374% profit
Assuming equal position size isn't this kinda genius? You win no matter what

>>57941769
Yeah it's rather obscure, may get in on it myself, just feels retarded to invest in a coal company, but I guess they don't care for renewable shit in Mongolia and Northern China

>>57941799
152% loss means you lose ALL of what you had plus 52% of that amount into the negative ie debt. Is that really a good idea?

>>57941805
China keeps building more coal plants. That is my 50 cent (army)

>>57941778
Wait so it's all Mongolia?

Does it make you nervous that they haven't announced a reverse split for SOXS yet?
It makes me nervous that they haven't announced a reverse split for SOXS yet....

>>57941810
Let's say he has 100 bucks on each
300 bucks in the red times -152% would be around -$450
200 bucks in the green times +374% would be +$750
My dude is still making 300 bucks in net profit

>>57941799
>>57941810
>>57941853
>/biz/ - Mathematics

>>57941844
Why would they?
They know it's going to skyrocket shortly

>>57941813
Sounds reasonable, my own DD is just that it would be kek to own a Mongolian stock

>>57941876
Sounds like I'm leaving easy money on the table by not naked writing both sides to retards

>>57941897
Robinhood doesn't allow selling naked options.

>>57941799
>no matter what
That's only based off the current price. If the stock price ends between the calls and puts he just lost all the premiums

>>57941792
>>57941771
Whoops yeah got confused there

>>57941897
>writing naked options
i shiggy diggy.

>>57941935
Let me assure you, nothing is comfier than having capped risk and unlimited downside. In fact, I might buy high and sell low later today!

>>57941913
Use a broker that isn't cucked. Mind you, I have to maintain $25k in mine, but at least I have the option (no pun intended)

>>57941935
>naked

>>57941881
Yeah, that's what makes me nervous. I'm pretty sure Direxion is smarter than SMG.

>>57939509
Gamble it on 0dte options, if you win you can pay your taxes with that, if you lose, you reduce your tax burden. Win win

logged in to do my taxes, i hit the CAD$200k+ threshold bros.. thats like US$100k

i should warn everyone when i hit CAD$100k in 2022 my portfolio immediately dumped -30%

>>57937632
Test
This timer is so gay

How do you calculate how far up SOXS will go based on a target low for SOXL?

>>57942055
Use ATR

What are some legal stimulants that wont kill me or give me major issues? Something like caffeine or nicotine, just, not.

>>57942074
Electrolyte and la Croix for sugar free soda.

>>57941819
Үpгэлж ийм бaйcaн.

>>57942074
Adderall?

>>57941429
Do you actually have any equity or are you only in the derivatives bizness?

>>57942095
Perrier gang.

>>57942098
Something that I don't have to talk to a doctor for, I don't have health insurance and I cant afford to pay out of pocket to be seen.

>>57942095
I'll give this a try

>>57941952
you write naked options
I write options naked
we are not the same

Am I going to make it bros? I got palantir 16-20. Anyone else buying soundhound?

>>57942095
Dont do this it makes mustard gas

>>57942134
At what point does a fat naked person no longer register as naked? Like how fat do you have to be that its completely reasonable for people to not expect you to put on clothes? I figure when your genitals are shielded by a 30 pound piece of flap and when a chicks tits are so massive that her dinner plate aerolas no longer register as a tit, just merely "another piece of fat".

>>57942160
>>57942160
>>57942160
get baked idiot

>>57942074
Agmatine. Not much of a stimulant, but you can feel your blood vessels widen. Its a miracke drug.

Buy JBLU

>>57942144
>snapchat notifications
How does it feel to have friends?

>>57941678
>hmph

>>57939524
It's literally fine. Nothing will happen in the first 3 minutes. Between 3 and 5 minutes, Hell might break loose as options are repriced. After that doesn't cause the holocaust, I hope you're out of your options.

>>57942099
yuve yuve yu and wolf totem are based music to play games to

>>57937632
>100k in stock investments
>own car
>live with my grandpa
>still a virgin

grandpa and the girl that stays here because i guess it is nice having female around but she is drug addict. she had another really sexy drug girl over and they were smoking getting high and i am too socially inept to interact with them. in room the one girl drew a picture of our dog and the next morning i gave it to my grandpa saying one of the girls friends that was up here drew this for you.

idk drug girls are really talented and quirky but also i am afraid they probably have stds because it comes with the territory. idk anon would you try to hook up with drug/whore girls?

also they are very poor lmao. i loaned the one that stays here $50 bucks and she always wants to pay it back and i told her not to worry about it. she acted shocked because that is a lot of money to them but for me is nothing. btw i don't tell them how much i have. wear the same clothes, drive a cheap car payed off, never buy anything new, really all my money goes to stocks.