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Shinmyoumaru edtion
>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Financial TV Streams:
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-fox-business-network-fbn-free-24-7/

>Charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Options
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Pre-Market and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Calendars
https://www.marketwatch.com/economy-politics/calendar
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://tradingeconomics.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/trending-tickers
https://market24hclock.com/
https://wallmine.com/
https://fintel.io/
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator
https://brokerchooser.com/
https://www.chathamfinancial.com/technology/us-market-rates
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>> No.57931748
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The Dow is a stupid index.

>> No.57931757
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Which ticker is the best to capture upward movement of gold?

>> No.57931865

>>57931757
GLD

>> No.57931900

>>57931748
It literally just goes down. Who the fuck came up with this shit?

>> No.57931913

>>57931748
it is. especially because they change it pretty often. much easier to just do top 500 kind of thing to grab everything.
>>57931757
im hoping to cash out some gains in few months to get some new figures.

>> No.57931916

why arent my nvidia stocks moving been ame place all day. is the moon shot over?

>> No.57931927

>>57931916
the blockchain has been halted for scheduled maintenance

>> No.57931945

>>57931927
robinhood shoudl tell me this somewhere I thought I wasn't getting gains

>> No.57931986

>>57931916
Will it pick up or sink further next week?

>> No.57932033

>>57931757

GDXU/GDXD
SHNY/DULL

You picked a very good time to bet on gold. We may be on the verge of a breakout upwards, and right now is the time to bet.

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>> No.57932244
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Sundar Pinchai gets fired, Sergey fires 30k DEI google employees
Xi puts on a friendly face and makes agreements for exports and eases up on the tech sector some more
Biden forces Powell to cut rates or to announce rate cuts soonish, nVidia pumps a bit more because leather jacketed man sells more nice stories about the future
BTC pumps to 100k
Jews agree to a truce, Netanyahu government falls, Palestinians get cholera but Israel hides it until its too late and then they get charged for ethicide
Ukraine and Russia agree on a ceasefire
Myanmar installs a new government and becomes loose federation of tribal states
North Yemen wins and becomes independent again, they get some secret cash from Saudis so rich Saudis can safely relax in those mountains in the south Saudi Arabia

These would be nice things that would help my portfolio and give me some satisfaction

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Oil bros, what are some good sectors/companies now the oil hype has died down?
I own a nice chunk of Shell, but don't really see an attractive alternative. I also already loaded up on (European) insurance companies and banks last year so no room to expand there. If anything I should maybe lower my exposure to banks if an economic crisis happens, but their valuations are just too good.
I'm maybe thinking about expanding in industrial companies or mining companies.

>> No.57932347
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Someone posted picrel last thread
That whole Sweet Baby thing is like Gamergate 2.0, and even has some relations to people Anita Sarkeesian worked with. People are digging and finding (((financial connections))). I recall that Occupy Wallstreet had momentum and then strong subversive blowback.
In other words, the masses are getting uppity and they might do somethimg about it, eg crash the market or fuck things up for retail to force them to worry about other things

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>>57932327
Apologies anon, it appears I haven't been shilling XOM enough.

>> No.57932370

>>57932035
This can’t be real. Those things are mean as shit and venomous too. That thing would start biting off dicks and poison them in the process.

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>>57931731
i suck at investing and i mostly lurk, but thanks for the 2hu bakes. i like 2hu.

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>>57932033
aren't you concerned with decay?
what's your take on silver when gold has bullish periods?

>> No.57932549
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based

>> No.57932612

>>57931748
I think it was made so that you had a chance to follow it yourself by buying 1 share of each company at a time.

>> No.57932771
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>>57932347
>extremist gamers
Kek tax dollars well spent. These idiots don't realize that greasy NEET basement dwellers never leave their home for any reason. They aren't a threat to anyone other than their waifu pillows.

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When I make it, I am going to impregnate 1000 (one thousand) redheads.

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>>57931731
>>57932417
For me it's Remilia Scarlet

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>>57932801
cute

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>>57932836
i know right

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which hu would buy which ticker?

>> No.57933036
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>>57932991
Remi is a filthy rich OIL baron XOM SHEL BP IMO

>> No.57933065
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funding both sides of every armed conflict on the planet from here

>> No.57933078

1. your stocks aren't goated with the sauce
2. you gotta let the neighbour lady know you're down to get rimmed ass soon ass her divorce is filed

>> No.57933097

>>57933078
>>57933065
meds now

>> No.57933114
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>>57933078
Sauce you say?

>> No.57933351

How big is TMS going to be? Or is it the next CRISPR?

>> No.57933399
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>sanctions lifted
>moscow/saint petersburg exchange open
what's your first move

>> No.57933437

>>57932991
100% BTI

>> No.57933471

>>57933351
What is TMS

>> No.57933542

I feel like we're set up for a 2021 grind upwards more than a 2022 bed shitting. Economic data is good, or at least what the Fed wants to see. We have an election. We have politicians openly calling for looser fiscal policy. Giant companies are doing better than ever. It just seems like shorting now would be 100% gambling, instead of in 2022 when we at least had scary headlines about Russia and inflation every day. Who's with me?

>> No.57933563

>>57933399
Yandex? I guess Yandex is available elsewhere too
I haven't looked into Russian companies because of the obvious reasons.
I would look at dominant companies with a big moat, rights to mines, that produce stuff that is currently expensive or growing more expensive
After that I would go and try to find deals for mining and or oil companies during a down cycle when the revenue is suppressed and I can get them on a cheap.
I did not say much.

>> No.57933574

>>57933399
First thing is I check those unfrozen SBRCY and SGTPY shares I have on robinhood. They were only worth a couple of hundred bucks each, but I have a weird feeling they'll eventually pay off.

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Seriously thinking about AMZN puts in the near future

>> No.57933598

>>57931731
I know we don't trade crypto here, but I thought I'd try it, being bored on the weekends. Threw $50 at Ethereum Classic but then I transferred it to my Coinbase Wallet and it's invisible? I can't even see it because it's unsupported? And now I can't get it out unless I contact support? I'll contact support but this is stupid. Also the fees are apeshit retarded. Crypto is stupid. Still, I have ETC, bitches. I can see it on the blockchain. So what if I'll never see it again and its worthless

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>>57933589
Based full English. Staple meal for hamchads.

>> No.57933648

>>57933628
>Oh yeah bruv I eat about $100 worth of food every day
>Fuck why am I obese and poor???

>> No.57933649

>>57932244
>Biden forces Powell to cut rates or to announce rate cuts soonish
rates are going up

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COST.

>> No.57933690

>>57933471
TMSC, the Taiwanese company everyone's been talking about lately.

>> No.57933699

>>57933399
Russian energy stocks.

>> No.57933738

>>57933628
He's just a gainer
I will always respect that nasty ukranian guy who tricked everyone into watching his youtube channel where he acted out his fetish just because people wanted to watch people eat food on the internet.

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>>57933648
Just the way things go in the norf. Simple as.

>> No.57933793

>>57933628
why are americans so fat and gluttonous? you don't see this kind of shit in europe

>> No.57933812

>>57933628
If I was him I'd be looking for ways to replace the bread with Keto bread and Sprite with Sprite Zero. Sorry this is a fitness general. Carbs cloud your mind and your trades and arguably feed psychologically destructive bacteria in your gut. I'm sorryyy. Enjoy your sausage

>> No.57933867

>>57933793
>why are americans so fat and gluttonous?
unrelated shitpost
>>57933793
>you don't see this kind of shit in europe
>Brexit
correct.

>> No.57933868

>>57933812
>Sprite Zero
apparently fake sweeteners can mess with a humon's insulin long term by making the body adjust to not making insulin in reaction to the mouth tasing something sweet. Soda should be avoided entirely
Sorry about your KO

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>>57933793
That video is literally shot in the UK you brianlet
>>57933812
>this is a fitness general
No it's an anti-lanklet general. Hamchads stay winning.

>> No.57933981

>>57933867
>>57933877
>unrelated shit post
>coordinated defense of amerifats
>new york hat
try harder next thread adl

>> No.57934000

What's the latest should you have $500,000 by? 40? 50?

>> No.57934013
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>Biden is cracking down on junk fees.
>rates going up
>illegal alien crises
>Chinese citizens beat Americans in withdrawing from banks and buying gold first
>Occupy Wall Street is getting talked about
maybe. things are getting better

>> No.57934014

>>57933542
Definitely bull for 2024, dont sit on your money now.
>>57933793
Major bullflag for Novo nordisk (ozempic/wegovy)

>> No.57934015

>>57933981
We don't have full English breakfasts here in the states. Chili cheese bites at McDonald's is also a bongistani exclusive. The NY hat is a reminder that yuropoors constantly envy us and try and copy us.

>> No.57934062

>>57934000
Checked and 25 and a half
If you don’t have a half million by then you may as well kill yourself

>> No.57934066

>>57934015
Hamchad Americans keep winning.

>> No.57934079

>>57934062
>by 25
jesus that's unobtainable for most people!

>> No.57934115

>>57933877
nah how is that even possible for that fatass

>> No.57934140

>>57932367
Fuck Exxon, liberal POS. Chevron all the way if you want maximum gains and a overall better company

>> No.57934158
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imagine living in a city where the next 5 police academy classes are cancelled to save money so you can fund illegal alien free meal programs where they are literally throwing half or more of the meals away because they dont taste good https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/13/nyregion/migrant-food-waste-docgo.html
I cant think of anything more cucked than living in NYC

>> No.57934184

>>57934158
Also don't forget they are literally bringing in the national guard to search everyone's bags on the subway because they refuse to address the root issue.

>> No.57934193

>>57934158
I hate illegals immigrants so much. Why aren’t they just shot upon entry. Massive net negative on all facets of this country

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I am excited to gamble this week

>> No.57934216

>>57934193
when the social systems collapse they need someone else to blame. also it creates a huge population that will embrace a CBDC with little push back. all of this is extremely bullish short term, the market will go to infinity as the dollar erodes.

>> No.57934227

>>57934193
You wouldn't have illegals if it was handled that way. I can't imagine a single beaner coming close to the border if they knew they would be shot upon crossing. You can handle most crimes that way. Like trump said, shoplift from a store, you'll get a bullet in the back. Shoplifting would probably decrease 95% in a week.

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>>57934062
If everyone who didn't have half a million by 25 killed themselves, it would elminiate 99% of the world's population you dumb as fuck gorilla nigger. Have fun with your ruins and no hamburgers EVER. Homeburgers and homefries for life. You can't even get the spices you want anymore. You have to pay bounty hunters half your wealth to go halfway across the country to fetch them.

Go back to crypto.

>> No.57934238

>>57934216
Imagine sending your child to a school where the mongoloid spawn of drug gangster spics attend. Maybe that Uvalde shooter was onto something

>> No.57934258

>>57934234
Did.. did you take my reply seriously

>> No.57934261

>>57934234
He's larping anyways. Anyone that tells you what their net worth is here, take that number and divide it by 100 to get their actual net worth.

>> No.57934265

>>57934062
This. You need 1 mil by 30 at the latest. Otherwise you will piddle around with chunk change for the rest of your measly life. If you do somehow manage to break a mil after 30 it will be short lived as you will have a walled femoid wife, ED, and the energy of a sloth. You won’t even get to enjoy it. Best to donate your wealth to actual promising moneymaxxing chads like myself.

>> No.57934282

>>57934238
we are part of a homeschooling coop. I highly suggest parents find or start one. we basically all chip in and hire a private teacher and approve a curriculum. the person who hosts classes at their house gets a discount.

>> No.57934289

>>57934115
Money.

>> No.57934299
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>>57931748
I like it

>> No.57934328
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It's Saturday morning. Why are you here?

>> No.57934361

>>57934328
I like to think about money on the off-days.

>> No.57934368

>>57934328
Just waiting until it's late enough in the day to start drinking.

>> No.57934372

>>57934216
I have a wanton theory that the jmob is counting on destructive riots or fires in sanctuary cities caused by setting people up to hate other people to get insurance claims on office properties that are worth nothing right now.

>> No.57934379

>>57934328
I’m working. I had to get up a real hour earlier for my overlords for no particular reason at all.

>> No.57934417
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Big dog, do you want to be an oligarch or not

>> No.57934422
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>>57934200
heres my (colorized) tote board

>> No.57934428

>>57934372
valid theory for sure. also with all of the no bid contracts for housing the hospitality industry is making bank on what would be otherwise vacant buildings. milk them dry and burn them down I suppose.

>> No.57934448
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How far out of the money should i go on May17 TSM calls

>> No.57934452
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I think KR is price gouging on athlete's foot cream

>> No.57934463

>>57934452
Hy-Vee sells bananas for $0.35/lb

>> No.57934468

>>57934328
>Saturday
you really are drunk
>>57934282
Sounds based

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>>57934200
SIGA Tuesday AH

>> No.57934487

>>57934428
And thats why I am buying NYCB shares. I despise myself already for planning betting it being what's happening. Its like they saw what has been happening in china the last 3 years and decided to accelerate it and make money off it

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Everybody laughed at my while I was desparately trying to buy as much NYCB as possible below $2 in between halts and 10% price drops.

You will never make it. Fuck you.

>> No.57934544

>>57934448
top indicator anon must not be here
you are an investor or a gambler? this isnt a lottery ticket

>> No.57934555

>>57934200
>all this consumer crap

lol puts will PRINT all next week

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>>57934530
Based lad. You will make it.

>> No.57934601

>>57934530
>I have 15 NYCB shares to my name

>> No.57934631

>>57934530
t-t-theres still time to get invest in nycb til the end of the month though

>> No.57934645

>>57934631
I bought 100 calls, is that enough?

>> No.57934701

>>57934200
Adobe and oracle are the only ones worth a damn this week

>> No.57934766
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>we're allowed to have comfy weekend threads now
thank you new jannies

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ALMOST ALL OF YOU ARE GAY FAGGOTROON NO NATGAS AND OIL NIGGERS

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bad ai camera filter, bad makeup technique, or bad botox?

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Anon, cut your loser stock. You know the one I'm talking about.

Sell it, first thing, on market open.

>> No.57934908

>>57934876
I don't own a single stock. Only calls and puts

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>>57933690
It's T*SM*C, anon. Taiwan Semiconductor Manufacturing Corporation.

>> No.57934920

>>57932347
It’s just overton window control.
All the break out hits are made by indie companies these days.
You can only screech “flavor of the month” so many times.
Once it becomes flavor of the month, every month, and people keep coming back for more, then it’s not a fad, it’s a trend.
Planting woke commissars in AAA game studios doesn’t mean anything anymore, so they’re trying to find other ways to dictate culture.

>> No.57934925

>>57934422
After the way AVGO got hammered on Friday after their great earnings, I no longer look forward to earnings reports. Sorry.

>> No.57934929

>>57934328
Its sunday, Jim. Youre drunk.

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>>57934908
Same rule applies. You know which one of those won't pay out.

>> No.57934951

>>57934876
>MPW
Yeah probably should

>> No.57935077

>>57933628
why is he constantly nodding while eating his food?

>> No.57935082

>index fags are up 31% this year
why do you guys even need options

>> No.57935083

>>57934876
>own stock
all funds are still witheld
define loser stock. is this stocks that make money off of losers or stocks that have lost money

>> No.57935109

>>57933648
>$100 worth of food
Lol no that is like $50 at best after inflation.

>>57933868
Pft. Bro you have no idea how little people care. Like they will walk up to you grab 4 6packs of Diet Coke look at you smile and say "I'm sure this is terrible for me but I just have to have it."

Shorting KO for any reason is genuinly retarded because people are actually just addicted to it... Also eat a fucking Reese's cup if you are so fucking worried.

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>>57934776
I have 18,000 braps + shorting the Ass&Pee 500

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>>57935077
He's very obviously nodding in approval. A hamchads approval is held at the highest esteem for any restaurant.

>> No.57935144

>>57934876
I don't buy loser stocks.

>> No.57935147
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>>57935082
>why do you guys even need options
To feel alive

>> No.57935163

>>57932506
You're better of asking the dragons at /pmg/. That's their specialty.

>> No.57935166

>>57935109
I will only drink ropu water and decaffeinated teas (cafe is a tea to me) with the bad stuff as treats on weak days.
>people are actually just addicted to it...
Sugar. but we somehow convince ourselves and each other its ok because everyone else is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0Kq1wLtBqs

>> No.57935167
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>>57934876
THEY'RE NOT LOSER STOCKS!!! THEY WILL COME UP I'M JUST TOO EARLY!!!

>> No.57935258
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>>57935166
It's not the sugar it's the caffeine and the sugar. Also I sell physical KO and let me tell you KO's current plan is to keep raising prices until people decide they don't want it anymore.

And it hasn't happened yet now you might consider it a morale dilemma. Anon how can you willingly push people to drink something that is so unhealthy. Well no it gets really easy once you deal with the lowest of the low ya see I consider it a service what I do ensuring these people can fuel their diabetic futures. Because I know when they are riding around on a scooter to fat to walk they will come rolling down my aisle.
And I'll smile a truly genuine smile because I am happy to help them. Well I see you want 1 12 pack of pop... but it is on sale but 2 get one 3 surely you want to take advantage of this deal. Oh and I service the Monster as well.

People come from miles around for their caffeinated drugs and I am happy to be their dealer.

KO will never die no matter what anyone says no matter how many hit pieces and reports of health concerns. They all come back.

>> No.57935330
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>>57935082
My portfolio is literally just SPY LEAPS. Has been for years now.

>> No.57935345

>>57934951
Exactly. You know where the money can be better put.

>>57935083
Ones that keep going down or going nowhere, with no catalysts on the horizon. Bags you're holding but wouldn't buy.

>>57935144
Good. Just make sure your winners don't turn into crabs or, worse, losers.

>>57935167
Be honest with yourself: no they won't. You can still check back on them every couple weeks, like an ex who may or may not get her life together.

>> No.57935346
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>>57932991
>finance
patchouli (ticker: $PTCH);
marisa (ticker: $MRS)
yacchie (ticker: $YAC)
yukari (ticker: $YKR)

>healthcare
patchouli
eirin (ticker: $ERN)
yukari
reisen (ticker: $RSN)
mokou (ticker: $MK)
marisa

>consumer discretionary
mokou
yuyuko (ticker: $YYK)
yukari
sakuya (ticker: $SKY)
ran (ticker: $RAN)
suika (ticker: $SUI)

>tech
patchouli
marisa
kaguya (ticker: $KGY)
flandre (ticker: $FLAN)

>mining&materials
marisa
yacchie
meiling (ticker: $MEI)

>industrials
tewi (ticker: $TEWI)
yukari
reimu (ticker: $RMU)
kaguya
reisen
marisa
kanako (ticker: $KNK)
okuu (ticker: $OKU)
yacchie
junko (ticker $JKO)

>energy
patchouli
tewi
flandre
okuu
satori (ticker: $STR)
remilia (ticker: $REMI)
yuuma (ticker: $YUU)

>utilities
sakuya
reisen
yuuka (ticker: $YKA)

not 100% accurate, but good reference

>> No.57935350

>>57935330
I miss Lahey

>> No.57935355

>>57935258
Boston Tea Party
post globohomolumbus-America has been based at so many times in history to go right back to being whipped slaves

>> No.57935358

>>57935345
>>57934951
now is the time to long MPW

>> No.57935414

>>57935345
>Bags you're holding but wouldn't buy.
so anything I'm not willing to dollar cost average on a dip. thanks. I'll buy some VSCO for 30% off this week

>> No.57935449
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57935449

>>57934200
pic related is way more anticipated than anything else in that image. earnings whisper fags are a bunch of hacks.
>>57934422
WOOF is going to beat. vetanon is playing you all.

>> No.57935453

>>57935414
Exactly. VSCO's plunge is a lot like Disney's drop because of their woke dogshit: you're almost guaranteed to see a short term pop if they mention firing fatties or trannies.

>> No.57935463

>>57935449
>ADM
That earnings call is going to be fucking wild.

>> No.57935465

>>57935463
I know I can't wait.

>> No.57935536

>>57935449
Petco is a specialty retail store, from what I have seen most retail stores with a few exceptions are trending downwards even with earnings beat. In the case of petco they broke even in q2 and missed in q3 and q4 doesnt look much better.
Throw in the handful of other petstores that offer more services and dont have a name association with suffocating excess animals in plastic bags and you have a recipe for a loser.
Just being a big brick and mortar retail store is enough for me to lose interest.

>> No.57935561

>>57935346
i admire the autism
may your gains be great

>> No.57935590
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57935590

>love me some Sweetgreen for lunch
>it's such a tasty and healthy treat
>are they public?
>look at stock
>basically doubled recently
why am I always behind the curve?

>> No.57935593

>>57934910
yeah, that, so is it worth picking up? what's the likelihood that it won't get overshadowed by a US company?

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>>57935536
Petco is bullish
...doesn't mean I'm bullish for Petco though

>> No.57935617

>>57935593
lmao, not knowing TSMC itt is a top signal if I've ever seen one

>> No.57935630

>>57935608
I try not to look at bullish/bearish or buy/sell ratings. You know we cant trust those "analysts" any more than any other jew.

>> No.57935638

>>57935590
Recession will drive them into the dirt anyway. Wouldn't lose sleep over it.

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>>57935630
Just watch the webm, it was a joke

>> No.57935655

>>57935638
I'm going to keep it on my watchlist. If they can manage to consistently turn a profit I think they have a decent moat.

>> No.57935656
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>>57935449
Vet anon here. I’m not saying there isn’t money to be made in pets. Because obviously I’m making a lot of money that way myself. I’m just saying Petco sucks, its a dead man walking. Rich clients don’t go there. Poor clients don’t go there. No one goes there. Its only value is in its real estate holding at this point. Even if they eek out a decent quarter (they wont), they are still in a death spiral. I would invest in petsmart if I could (can’t, its private), although I personally don’t shop there.

>> No.57935664

>>57935644
Pretty cool, wish I had some land for cattle :(

>> No.57935668

>>57935638
>>57935655
...and speaking of recession, I've noticed Zillow in my area has way more houses than it used to. My buddy works at a car dealership and they are slow as fuck, my other friend works in AV installs and he says the low and middle end are dead (high end is still good), and I know the HVAC and homebuilding is slowing.

>> No.57935696

>>57935656
Are you sure you're a "veterinarian" and not a "veteran with a traumatic brain injury"?

>> No.57935697

Are there indicators to look at that point to Nvidia splitting or they just make the call one day when it's running crazy? I was going to try and sell Monday but if it's gonna split eventually and take off I'd rather just hold and wait.

>> No.57935708

>>57935656
Fat cat lady here, I agree. I just buy food from chewy and only go to petco if i'm low on catslop before the next order arrives.

>> No.57935714
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>>57934200
Wasn't ADM on that picture for Tuesday a few days ago??

>> No.57935756

>>57935708
Post fat time stamped tits
In a bra since it’s a blue board

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>>57935656
If your really a vet you'd know what animal pussy feels the most like a human woman.

>> No.57935765

>>57935708
>only go to petco if i'm low on catslop
according to reddit, TJ MAXX has good cheap pet foods and toys

>> No.57935772

>>57934200
How do people make money on earnings reports? I feel like I either rape or get raped going hard on a single company. Or I bet multiple and either lose or win some lose some. Should I just put a tenner on all of them and ride the chaos?

>> No.57935782

>>57935656
i want a cute dog that doesn't shed too much. should i get a cavapoo? i'm done with women and would prefer to just have a dog, but I can't have a big dog because I'm half cripple.

>> No.57935787

>>57935449
>>57935463
Oh I see they swapped it for some reason. My job somewhat depends on ADM's fraud case so I'll be listening intently.

>> No.57935794

>>57935772
Sometimes youre the hammer sometimes youre the anvil, far better to be the hammer than to get hammered.
Take the money, its what anyone else would do without a second thought about you.

>> No.57935798

>>57935696
I would genuinely prefer to be retarded and living off of government benefits than have to deal with “cat moms” who love their heckin “fur babies” every day

>>57935708
Now Chewy is a good investment. Those fucks have destroyed the high margin sales of overpriced pet food we sell in the front. If you pet is ever put in a prescription diet, don’t buy from us. Just badger your vet until they write out your script to chewy. I personally lose in this scenario but yall need to be smarter than this if you deserve to post here.

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>>57935644

>> No.57935845

>>57935772
My (lack) of understanding of options:
you bet on up, down, or flat
then theres extra strategies these and you pick and choose which description alligns with your hot take on the stock
https://i.4cdn.org/biz/1709953629642654.png

>> No.57935861

>>57935798
I have four cats, and two of them are quite senior. Thankfully they don’t have medical issues yet but when they do what’s the best way to say “no I will not pay $6k for a surgery to squeeze out more life just put it down today”?

>> No.57935887

>>57935861
I don't know anything about animals, but I would think putting an animal through surgery just to let it live another year or so is more for the owner than it is for the animal. If the animal is fairly old it makes no sense. It's just like how they stop doing colonscopies on old people at a certain point because if they find the ass cancer it's not worth treating it

>> No.57935888

any bramble jam this week?

>> No.57935895

>>57935617
based

>> No.57935898

>>57935861
The code word is “quality of life”. If your vet ever says it, its time to euthanize. If you say it, the vet will know what you mean. Don’t feel bad for this, its normal. As much as I love a $6k invoice for an animal that will probably die in 6 months regardless, you absolutely don’t need to spend that money.
>>57935782
Cavapoo is a meme. Get a bichon frise if you arent poor. But please keep in mind that ALL dogs shed. Thats just a fact of biology.
>>57935766
Zoophiles get the rope. But the answer is a horse, which I hope kicks you in the skull and causes you to be even more retarded than you already are.

>> No.57935906

Anyone here big into tech or crypto company LEAPs (e.g MSTR/Coin/Meta/Apple/Tesla are the companies I am currently invested/considering being invested in.) I have an account just for LEAPs and I want to use it to increase leverage in my positions. Just curious what smg thinks of this- currently my net worth is essentially 100% BTC so what I’m really trying to do is build a portfolio within tax free accounts

>> No.57935913

>>57935798
>>57935708
Does "special" dog/cat food even make any difference compared to giving your beast the cheapest slop from Walmart?

>> No.57935919

>>57935898
>bichon frise
Thanks. yeah I'm pretty loaded so want a snotty dog to keep me company. They all bark too, right? I'd prefer it be a little on the quieter side but I think for a small dog that's not really an option. I live in a house so it will have a yard and no neighbors.

>> No.57935921

>>57935668
>I've noticed Zillow in my area has way more houses than it used to. My buddy works at a car dealership and they are slow as fuck
It's likely people are holding off on big loan purchases because the news keeps saying rate cuts soon.

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>>57935888
It goes great on toast.

>> No.57935949

>>57935898
Pretend your the client, and use “quality of life” in a sentence to tell the vet fuck right off I’ve given this animal 15+ years of stress free indoor living with all its needs met and I’m trying to thin my herd.
Thanks vet bro

>> No.57935968

>See people talk about how they're spending $4k on surgery for their animal and spending $100-200 on medications afterward because the pet is a member of their family and blah blah now we need help because we can't afford to make rent
I hate these people so much. god bless you anons for putting down your pet in these circumstances

>> No.57935973

>>57935913
Yes. Cheap pet food is pretty bad, actually. The cheapest I would ever go is regular Purina. If you aren’t a broke loser I would recommend (1) Royal Canine, (2) Science Diet, (3) Purina Pro Plan, which is a completely separate company than Purina under the Mars umbrella corporation. You could also try the more specialized diets with certain proteins (kangaroo is unironically great for the GI tract of most dogs). But you will see hugely diminishing returns on specialized diets if your animal is otherwise healthy. Just pick one of the three brands I listed. They are all more or less the same high quality.

>> No.57935981

>>57935946
>Hogs Bottom
Yeah, lean hogs definitely did bottom

>> No.57935984

>>57935973
What difference are we looking at in terms of price? $100/mo more?

>> No.57935999

>>57935973
Pretty sure cheap food was why my dog ended up getting cancer. Didn't know a lot about pet food in my early 20's but he was a good pup and I spoiled him any chance I got.

>> No.57936027

>>57935921
I mean even if they do three cuts this year, it wouldn't change the mortgage rate THAT much. 75bp or something

>> No.57936029

>>57935999
Checked. Wholesome and informative thread.

>> No.57936057

>>57935973
My dog gets Taste of the Wild, purchased from Petco (ticker: WOOF).

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>pre-futures

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>>57935921
>news keeps saying rate cuts soon.
good one

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>>57935999
>Pretty sure cheap food was why my dog ended up getting cancer.
Checked, and I need the brand name of that food
No, I don't have a pet

>> No.57936092

>>57935919
I have a soft coated wheaten terrier. He barks when hes got the zoomies outside. He like to sit in the same room as me and when my sister got burned in a housefire (as a firefighter) he was so good to her that he made her happy while recovering.

>> No.57936100

>>57936074
A lot of times I was broke and would have to buy great value dog food or kibbles and bits. He literally wouldn't eat the great value food unless he was really hungry which was a red flag, and he loved kibbles and bits but would inevitably either shit his guts out or throw up eventually from eating it.

>> No.57936099
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>>57935906
I like to go deepest ITM, furthest expiration. It gives you the lowest extrinsic (theta) and lowest break even. Preferably your breakeven is less than 1% a year. AAPL (pic related) has a break even of 1.6% over 2.3 years (0.7% per year) which is perfect. You'll get around 1.4x leverage versus buying AAPL shares. The alpha and beta should scale similarly. I would look into the megacap SP 500 stocks for your list. The options liquidity and dates will be better. Stocks under a beta of 2, as you don't want to lose all money if the call goes OTM at expiration. SPY and QQQ if you don't want to pick individual stocks (and they're safer to leverage).

>> No.57936104

>>57935999
>cheap food was why my dog ended up getting cancer
ALL commercial pet foods are filled with crap and highly toxic.

>> No.57936124

Got 5k what's the best way to make it grow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WzdYMv4MM0

>> No.57936127

>I want a dog that does this and doesn't have hair and has blue eyes and...
Bunch of fucking faggots. Adopt a dog from the shelter instead of getting some genetic failure inbred piece of shit and PAYING for it.

>> No.57936135

>Many UK town halls are going bankrupt, including Birmingham, Europe's largest local authority.

>They are slashing spending on everything from parks to adult social care and the arts in the face of an unprecedented funding crisis, per Bloomberg.

Are they really in a recession? Sounds more like a depression to me.

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>>57936092
I broke my back when in the military so can't have a heavy dog, that looks kinda big :( This bichon frise seems comfy.

>> No.57936143

>>57936127
i'd be up for that but I think of the shelter as all really big dogs.

>> No.57936148

>>57936135
Whenever anyone in government globally brings up recession, it actually means depression now. They will never tell you the truth but if you can read between the lines, it's easy to pick up on

>> No.57936158

>>57935984
I can’t give you specific numbers without knowing your quantity of animals and their size. Nor do I want to waste my free time doing work for free. Just look up the generic “adult” diets and pick a flavor.
>>57935999
Could be true. Cheap food is fucking gross industrial sludge. Only a redneck with 4 large dogs should be buying walmart brand Old Roy. Btw since I’m on my soap box let me urge everyone to not fall for the grain free meme. Its absolutely proven beyond a doubt to cause heart conditions.
>>57936057
Taste of the Wild is mid tier food priced at premium levels. Only a retard would purchase it. The same retard who still shops at Petco
>>57936104
Not Royal Canine, Science Diet, and Purina pro plan. I cannot shill these brands enough (and i do it for free! because they genuinely deserve it)

>> No.57936166

>>57936099
What is the exit strategy on those? I made money on leaps one time, but I didn't really know what I was doing and sold far below the top.

>> No.57936172

>>57936124
DLTR
BBW

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>>57936134
I think mine is is a small guy or because his hair is shorter than the google pics he looks smaller

>> No.57936189

>>57935617
>TSMC itt is a top signal if I've ever seen one
DEI killed the radio star?

https://thehill.com/opinion/4517470-dei-killed-the-chips-act/

>> No.57936209

>>57936166
You don't. You roll them into longer DTEs.

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>>57935593
>what's the likelihood that it won't get overshadowed by a US company?
100%. Congrats on living life without having a job in America or ever having to deal with with the US economy directly, but America is a nigger. A big giant nigger. I'm not going to say it's over, but good luck finding any company with over 30 employees, let alone a publicly traded one, that isn't a piece of shit zombie company whose upper management isn't solely focused on government mandates and getting maximum grants and loans and preparing for esg audits; which is all based on niggers and nigerdom. The only person that can save the US is Biden in the sense that he could drag us into nuclear war and every major city gets melted

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>>57936127
Adopt don’t shop retards are the ultimate retards. Every accredited breeder is breeding for health, excluding a few intrinsically unhealthy breeds like german shepards (hip displaysia lmao) and pugs (any brachycephalic breed), etc. Don’t get me wrong the average breeder is clinically retarded and you should absolutely ignore their advice, but any breeder worth buying from these days does genetic testing on their breeding stock. What you will get at the adoption shelter are fucked up reject dogs that are mentally traumatized. Enjoy spending your cucked life dealing with someone elses mistake lmao

>> No.57936253

>>57936166
Roll at expiration Rinse and repeat. And it's long term capital gains tax similar to just holding the shares over 1 year.

>> No.57936260

>>57936214
Biden is going to be dead 6-12 months after the next election. Dude is basically on life support. That being said, nobody can destroy an entire country as quickly as Kamala harris as acting president. So I guess the stakes are the same.

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>>57934200
Should I dump my NVDA weeklies and fomo into ADBE?

>> No.57936268

Is eating ass a sin??

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>>57936158
https://www.dogfoodadvisor.com/dog-food-reviews/taste-of-the-wild-ancient-grains/

>> No.57936293

>>57935536
Based and worded-better-than-I-could've pilled.

>> No.57936299

>>57936127
>Adopt a dog from the shelter instead of getting some genetic failure inbred piece of shit and PAYING for it.
cannot be driving home enough... i fucking hate cat and dog breeders almost as much as idiots keeping them employed.

>> No.57936300

>>57936184
Comfy trading partner.

I wonder if he knows what the DXY will do this week. Hopefully it goes down and my materials stocks go up.

>> No.57936301

>>57936158
Well it's a moot point now, because I live alone and live in an apartment so any dream of having another dog is dead and gone. : (

>> No.57936350

>>57936270
>trusting journalists in 2024
ngmi

Just buy royal canine you pussy

>> No.57936353

>>57936231
I agree however sometimes good breeds end up there due to no fault of their own, for example I had a blue heeler and a sheltie from the shelter and they were the best. No human to date has been a better friend to me than those two dogs.

>> No.57936425

Poorfag here. Turned $300 into $3250 buying puts on NVDA on Friday and bought $3000 on TSLA calls, $182.5c for next Friday and $200c two weeks from now. How fuk am I?

>> No.57936436

>>57934200
What a pile of shit. I'm not touching any of those tickers. Cash gang this week.

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>>57935561
likewise

>> No.57936442

>>57936436
What makes you think that?

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>>57935593
>>57936189
Lol fuck me I could have wrote this article before the CHIPS act was passed.
Your intelligence cannot outstrip your honesty; bad inputs create bad outputs. Schitzo racists will be both the prophets of the day and the saviors of the future

>> No.57936478

>>57936172
Thanks

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>>57936425
I think Cathy Wood has TSLA in her portfolio
just buy ARKK. You can buy TSLA and all of her other investments at the same time

>> No.57936496

>>57936353
Technically true. Just like how you could potentially find a wife who isn’t a whore at a bar. But why would anyone with money play russian roulette? If you can afford $3k to $5k for an animal you will most likely have for over a decade, why bother risking it? The pet food and vet bills over their life time will be several times more expensive. Buying from a reputable breeder is the winning play for the wealth individual.

Ok enough free vet advice. This is too off topic. Puts of WOOF, calls on CHWY, simple as

>> No.57936517

>>57936268
Yes but you can put a finger up there every once in a while. Creep a finger around the outside to create some tension

>> No.57936528

>>57936496
If I had 3-5 k Id be buying more stocks. Just cycle through dogs, getting attached to one just invites heart break. Get your old dogs for a few years and let them feel comfort then send them to God. Same with women, adopt a shelter woman, keep her for a few good years (not actually) then set her loose back onto the streets.
The key is to not get attached, attachment and quality breeds are for the upper class that were born into it.

>> No.57936544

>>57936494
>just buy ARKK
Anon, there are troll posts and then there is just flat out mean shit like suggesting buying anything that tranny cathie wood holds. Have a little decorum please. It's God's day today

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>>57936425
>$182.5c for next Friday
Delta gives you 28% of being ITM. Probability analysis 26%.

>$200c two weeks from now.
10% and 9% respectively to be ITM.

Drink up bud.

>> No.57936560

>>57936544
Why would I buy anything a women thinks is good?

>> No.57936568

>>57936447
Holy shit. Maybe my moonshot of trying to convince my tribal government to take a shot at CHIPS to our land and bring gainful employment to a place where we dont have to deal with other people will work if any of the senators, congressthems, and governors I have been emailing actually read what I aw writing to them
female fertility rate < 2.1 be gone!

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>>57936554
What does this mean? I will drink up

>> No.57936575
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NVDA?

>> No.57936584

>>57936575
1000 EOW then a dump
Source: trust me bro

>> No.57936585

>>57936568
Thats the goal, surely you remember the georgia guidestones saying to decrease the population to under 500 million.

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>>57936425
We're back to the clown/casino market so you'll probably be fine.

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I have no idea at all what's going to happen next week, why we dumped and why we pumped

>> No.57936635
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>>57936610
I want the markets to open

>> No.57936643

>>57936260
Reminder there is no "acting" president. Once Biden croaks, she's it.

And you can run the demographic numbers on her slam dunk 2028 election odds.

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>>57936572
If you have a 28% of being ITM, then you have a 72% of being OTM. That means your calls expire worthless and you lose all your money. As it stands, the shit winds are not blowing in your favor.

>> No.57936661

>>57936635
same. at least the futures markets...

>> No.57936663

>>57936575
Consolidate between $800-900 all week then bust through $1k during GDC followed by a stock split.

>> No.57936684

>>57936643
>And you can run the demographic numbers on her slam dunk 2028 election odds.
73% disapproval rating.

>> No.57936693

how to profit off living in hell

>> No.57936700

>>57936442
0 of those companies have anything to do with semis/ai.
But seriously all those companies are irrelevant.

>> No.57936710

>>57936693
Invest in blackstone

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>>57936074
>>57936100
Anons, please, you're human beings.

At least live off primate food.

>> No.57936748

>>57936684
And yet she'll mysteriously win 90% of the black vote in Chicago, Philly, Detroit, and Atlanta. With record turnout. Wow!

>> No.57936754

>>57936700
Then why is AMD and TSMC not doing shit? I've seen several"AI" companies from last week take a shit. Or do you have some kind of attachment to a certain sector or company? As for myself I have no such attachments to any company, all that matters is that number go up, then I sell. Unless youre hedging hundreds of thousands of dollars so that you never have to work again and can just NEET then thats fine, but Im borderline broke so I have neither the time nor the assets to wait for months and years.

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>>57936568
The problem with American industry is America doesn't deserve it. It doesn't have the management and it doesn't have the workers. America is basically China plus niggers and is just coasting on momentum getting lucky that most of the world is fucking up too. You need men who have been through sportsball training in their youth if not also conscription who can fit their bellies through a CVS isle without knocking things over and management who are the same but slightly smarter and not afraid of conflict. We don't have that and no law can stop the bleed of industry to meet our actual functional capacity

>> No.57936760

>>57936748
Sorry, Milwaukee, not Chicago. D's don't need fraud to win there lol.

>> No.57936777

>>57936585
I'm Hopi. There's less than 15k of us and we have LOTS of land that we could lease and agrisolar opportunities to sell electricity to a datacenter that we just let exist on the perimeter.

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>>57936754
See
>>57936189

>> No.57936807

>>57936575
Friday's sell volume was massive, it probably keeps dumping for a while.

>> No.57936827
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>>57936231
No more chocolate labs

>> No.57936841

>>57936723
Jesus fucking Christ /fit/ and body building in general are the most autistic things to ever exist.

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>>57936575
I’m so screwed. I watched all year NVDA keep climbing. I knew it would dump so I stayed away. When I finally jump in it after FOMO it literally crashes beyond repair. This effect needs a name

>> No.57936871

>>57936855
>This effect needs a name
"the bubble pop"

>> No.57936873

>>57936778
So AI stocks are going to take a shit and die. How does this counter my point about swing trading stocks that seem profitable short term?

>> No.57936887

>>57936855
You already named it, it's called fomo. You dont want to start playing until you see someone else winning but by then theyve already juiced it and you get stuck with the pulp.
Take some initiative next time.

>> No.57936889

>>57936855
>This effect needs a name
Bagholding

>> No.57936895

>>57936760
Chicago is unironically going to flip red. Even niggers are tired at how niggerish that city has become. It's going to be like when Giuliani cleaned up New York.

>> No.57936897

>>57936807
>>57936871
Why? What's the fundamental reason? (You don't have one)

>> No.57936923

>>57936855
It's nvidia. Just dollar cost average.
someday you are going to be motorboating hamchad's tits at the grand wizard's invite-only SMG tax exempt cult parties

>> No.57936926

>>57936897
No reason, just that a company that only does GPU chips (something which everyone else is now starting to do) jumped to 3rd place in world market cap, while it's also being shilled everywhere. I'm sure $1000 is fair value and not an overreaction by buyers. My impression is that big money already >5x their money and have left. I 3x'd myself.

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>>57936895

>> No.57936953

>>57936897
remember every transaction has a buyer and a seller. volume alone don't decide direction.

>> No.57936957

>>57936926
Wow lol so your reasoning is your feminine emotions. Nice.

>> No.57936965

>>57936855
"The top signal"
Thing is whenever I see something giga pump I just assume I missed the boat. Watching companies like SMCI and NVDA continue to giga pump into the stratosphere is even more painful, but the "missed the boat" message still applies.

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Dogs even smaller ones are too much work for me. I adopted this stray cat awhile back and couldn’t be happier with it. Quiet, neat and clean. What’s not to like?

>> No.57936988

>>57936953
That's why I don't think the Friday dump was bearish, it was just a bunch of people cashing in on calls after things had mooned, so the calls were for much lower prices. Now the prices for the current calls are cheaper so I'm guessing we're going to rinse and repeat.

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>>57936897
>when nvidia goes up endlessly because "AI just werks"
>"Fundamentals don't matter, this is the future, it's pricing in 100 years of earnings just like tesla did in 2021!"
>when nvidia hits that same point as TSLA did where people realize it's not actually worth that much
>"Fundamentals matter, you can't just say it's a bubble popping- I want real metrics!"

>> No.57936996

>>57936957
I'm a girl btw :3

>> No.57937011

>>57936953
>selling is actually bullish because someone is buying
So when will tesla get back to ATH?

>> No.57937020

>>57935664
Cattle raising takes a hard heart because the cattle are generally like giant dogs. So it can be rough when it is time to actually take them in or sell them off.

It's easier selling calves since you don't have the same bond but raising cattle for beef takes over a year. Lean Hogs are easier since the time to raise them is much shorter.

>> No.57937021

>>57936996
explains the namefagging
post your cat rebecca

>> No.57937027

I lost one billion brain cells listening to Uber. One billion puts please.

>> No.57937034

>>57936855
That's literally just fomo, it already has a name and you named it.

>> No.57937039

>>57935358
This, I'm buying with the goal to own some 250 shares. $1000 lottery ticket.

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>gold at ATH
Please tell me I did the right thing, not selling my UGL on Friday...
>>57936996
>I'm a girl btw :3
L O N D O N!!!!!

>> No.57937051

>>57936978
I wish I had a sexy little friend like that. Do you think she can accommodate 4.25 inches of bwc?

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>>57936887
I also wanna say outer /biz/ is full of these types of fucking retards. AVT did a 6x yesterday on Coinbase, but there were 2 threads and they died in 10 posts. But 8 gorillion threads on shitcoins themed after dogs like L Inu and hatinu and rape inu.

I don't understand why people jump into dog themed shitcoins and ignore promising coins that might pump for real.

Stocks market is the same.

>> No.57937074

>>57937020
>Lean Hogs are easier since the time to raise them is much shorter.
It's been 4 years when will you stop posting the lean hogs meme and start posting hogs gains?

>> No.57937076

>>57937011
>tesla
work with China and gas price is weak.

there is no fundamental to support tesla.

>> No.57937075

dax getting shorted

>> No.57937121

>>57937053
No one asked + dont care.
I filter EVERY token/coin/whatever bullshit that pollutes the catalog. Those things are pure pump and dump schemes and nothing more, they have no inherent value besides what people "believe" theyre worth, which in the end is literally nothing. It's a poor imitation of the stock market only it has no real value or metrics.
Don't post that shit here ever again, there are at any given time 100+ threads about that shit, so take it and fuck off to there.

>> No.57937126

>>57937121
>pump and dump schemes with no value
So Nvidia on a smaller scale then.

>> No.57937131

>>57937074
My Hog Gainz are in my freezer and I am getting short I need to load back up when a good opportunity arrives.

>> No.57937163

Anybody who can see the future mind telling me how NVDA will perform next week?

>> No.57937172

>>57937163
It might go up but it also might go down.

>> No.57937177

>>57937126
I didnt buy it because Im poor but essentially yeah. There is a base value of that company, their income producing assets and the value of those products. There is no way that they'll make enough money that it would be worth it to hold them long term when there are other companies with a more reasonable p/e which would yield higher returns. I forget what its called, time-money-return? The only thing pumping it right now is hype and the off chance that it disrupts the entire economy via mass layoffs (spoiler: the market makers wont let that happen because that would cut into their profits). It's going to take a massive shit like GME did and there will an entire web page with scores of subscribers bitching about how they got rugpulled after putting their entire net worth into it. If I had it I would have sold at 800-900 after seeing 10% return. After that is gambling.

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>> No.57937194

INTC is a ten-bagger and anybody who disagrees is a racist double nigger

>> No.57937206

>>57937194
Care to substantiate your claim? What do they have that will boost their profits and therefore share price?

>> No.57937207

>>57937194
INTC was/is household name and it was loved because of its dividend.

>> No.57937222

I'm buying a fuckton of SOXL calls this month, EOY strikes.
Meanwhile, what do I buy on revolut for someone in Europe? They have this weird qqq etf, eqqq or some shit, go all in that?

>> No.57937225
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>global finance and peoples 401k's next year are depend on an election between a gold sneaker salesman UFC promoter and a dimentia patient

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>> No.57937253

>>57937225
401k and health insurance is a sham, but most people dont know that because most people are retarded. The poor are dumb and the poor get poorer, the rich are smart and the rich get richer. Everything is as it was.

>> No.57937266

>>57937177
Ok you need to see nvidias website. They have been using their gains from miners and overpaying gamers since ~2012 to not only get 4 years ahead of their closest competition but also create cloud tool suites like DGX, nn.lightning NeMo models, jetsons that can be clustered or by themselves for an array of tasks that scale better than ps3's at their prime time, hosts free webinars to learn from, the deep learning institute for guided learning to use their suite (as someone who has professionally dealt with IBM cloud, good documentation and learning mats are as important as a good cloud suite, an important aspect of AWS is still that there are AWS full stack engineers who already know AWS), and so much more

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I think the market will go up or down or maybe it will do little bit of crabing

>> No.57937276

>>57937163
It's going to go to 850/800 before it gets back to 900

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>>57936923
Oh yeah… he he… I. Should dollar cost average… my “shares”… that would be a smart move… I’ll do that…. Dollar cost average…

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>>57937274
>or maybe it will do little bit of crabing

>> No.57937294

>>57937276
it's already 850 AH

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>>57937225
>implying there is no one running worth voting for

>> No.57937306

>>57937194
how could the most stable, government loved, high volume chip manufacturer ever go 10x? do you really think we will have more chips in 10 years than we do now? do you really think there is enough silicon on the planet to do something like this? There is no way a house would need 10x more chips than it has now, why would you need a chip in your bed, your desk, your shower, or anywhere in your kitchen?? retard

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>>57937290

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>>57937306
They’re putting chips in air fresheners fuck you

>> No.57937351

>>57937266
Blah blah blah cloud shit yada yada. Boring, dont care. Cloud shit is a white elephant, thats why youre lucky if google gives you a couple gigs to store your waifus on.
Between hogging all the electricity in an area and HDD failure rates theyre going to have trouble staying profitable, that says nothing of fires, natural disasters, hackers, etc.
All that webinar cloud shit is worthless information that no one uses anyways, just like any other big corpo "educational website" (khan academy, course era) its all worthless shit that people can do for fun but serves no real purpose.
Youre also overlooking one glaring issue
>trusting corporations with your personal information
If you need any "tasks" done then you are far better off running them on your own pc, lest you risk bad connection, hackers, or oopsie our server shit the bed now you cant access your shit, or oopsies you say the hard R word and now youre banned and we deleted all your shit.

>> No.57937394
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>>57937351

>> No.57937397

>>57937351
My PC doesn't have a H100

>> No.57937410

>>57937351
Agreed I don’t trust cloud. But I can sync my images for shit posting here on my phone and PC. I don’t think there’s any other way desu

>> No.57937474

>>57936189
This bullshit opinion piece tries to connect child care requirement with Intel delaying the Ohio plant, when they had nothing to do with one another.

>> No.57937488

>tfw have to wait 10 hours before I can sleep and wake up when the markets open

>> No.57937504

>>57937394
I just don't think it's gonna last. The advent of smart phones hardly 15 years ago has already corrupted society to its core and now we have whores and fags galore. By that metric alone there will be a great decline, especially in areas of servers because everyone will be too shitbrained to maintain it and even the few scrawny emaciated automotons (basement dwellers) who CAN maintain it will eventually cut their losses and fuck off for greener pastures far and away from the cesspits that these servers reside in. Societal integrity is looking very bearish.

>> No.57937530

>>57937504
Personal, handhold computers available to everyone has created an age of information unparalleled in modern history. It's only going to get better from here on, anon.

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its baking time. I'll be back when its out the oven

>> No.57937602

>>57937347
it doesn't make the air any fresher you consoomer brain rot zombie
learn how to think with your brain not with your nose

>> No.57937628

>>57937530
You really think underage girls whoring out to countless grown men on social media is conducive to a functioning society? A majority of people are retarded and just smart enough to get themselves in trouble. If not for iphones we could still have the functioning society with prime Brittney Spears every where, instead theyve all turned into caked cosmetic slag whores.
With great power comes great responsibility.

>> No.57937637

>>57937632
>>57937632
https://boards.4chan.org/biz/thread/5793763257937632
>>57937632
>>57937632

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>>57937504
whores and fags have always been there, they're just more visible now.

>> No.57937666

>>57937649
In any case, the slaves are running the plantation now. Letting fags and women roam free has been detrimental to society at large.

>> No.57937775

>>57932327
Can't say ive seen any industrials screaming buy me but mining generally seems interesting atm from large iron ore divs down to specky small caps