/biz/ - Business & Finance

>>57915644
>if he's gay
bullish
>if he's not gay
bullish

>>57915644
Is this a top or bottom signal?

>>57915814
Its a bullish signal, GLoW nigger

>>57915644
Checked.
Well I've never seen one up close but I did watch a lot of Friends growing up.

>*ringring* *ringring*
>Securities and Exchange Commision, agent S.C. Hammer speaking
>Hello agent Hammer, this is I.M. Phagget calling on behalf of Lucky Inu token, I’d like to report a serious financial cr-
>Sorry, you’re calling on behalf of whomst?
>Lucky Inu token
>Lucky what now?
>You know. Lucky Inu token, nearly million dollar market cap, several Ethereum tokens in liquidity. Come on man, you know who we are
>Sorry little buddy, I have no idea what you’re talking about. You sure you called the right number?
>Yes sir, I’d like to report a serious crime
>Ummm…okay then. What would you like to report Mr. Phagget?
>It’s kind of a long story
>*sigh* Sounds kinda gay, but go ahead Phagget
>Okay, so there’s this other token called Luna Inu, an-
>LINU?! Nice! Very impressive group they’ve got! Anyway, go on, where did the LINU hurt you?
>So this week a guy named Raj from Citex joined our tg and said “wood you like to be listing the token, sers?”
>I think I see where this is going
>Yeah so we sent $7,000 to the wallet Raj told us to and he just walked away with it
>*cringes audibly* You want me to investigate some Indian guy who you willingly sent money to? We don’t really do that you know
>No I want you to investigate this Canadian guy named Ryan from LINU. He came to our tg, cut ties with us, and wished us well
>I can’t even begin to investigate someone for that Mr Phagget, I’m sorry
>But he also contacted a top exchange, paid the listing fee, and got his token listed
>Are you fucking with me? What’s next? You gonna ask me if I’ve got Prince Albert in a can?!
>I’m deadly serious sir
>Let me get this straight Mr. Phagget, you want me to arrest a Canadian guy for being nice to you and paying a major exchange to list his token?
>Yes
>I’m afraid I can’t do that Phagget, and I must say you sound a little jelly desuu
>*uncontrollable sobbing*
>I think we’re done here
>*sobbing continues*
>LOL. LMAO. Sorry Phagget *click*

>>57916780

>>57916780
Based Agent Hammer.

>>57916780
Kino. Epilogue: SEC autist faggot then proceeds to nuke his wallet to the tune of about $15000 in losses, for no results.

>>57916780
Lmao SEC fag is going to an hero. Raven promised to suck all telegram members dicks btw so you might want to join now or miss the sloppy toppy

>>57916780
mega kek
>>57916821
This episode of LINU is a banger. I hope they bring back Mr. Phagget next season after he transitions.

Unban JOHN SMITH

>>57916957
Mr. Phagget transitions into Ms. Trahnny and tries to Seduce Ryan to steal his keys.

Verification not required.

>>57916780
Who is Raj and why did autists believe he represented an exchange? No one really just sent some dude named 'Raj' money, right?

>>57917002
Raj was a REAL EX-Citex employee that went rogue and retards from Lucky's admin sent their funds to Raj's personal wallet rather than Citex's lmao.

>>57917002
Yes the HOKK and LUCKY telegram admins sent their whole donation to RAJ to get listed on an exchange and he scammed them. They were trying to be like LINU but were to stupid to realize they got china hustled. Linu saw thru RAJS lies and avoided losing all the donations. Now LUCKY and HOKK fags are fudding cause they’re mad they got china hustled. Also rumors that the admins of lucky and Hokk just stole the donations. Linu is the best one right now

>>57917002
He was verified on the citex website and an admin in their telegram group.

>>57917024
Thanks for sharing the info after seeing though him! You totally didn't hype him up in your cex listing channel and continue working with him!

>>57917038
Lmao stop trying to copy and do the retorted. Now our fault you’re dumb lmao. We shouldn’t have to share info that’s obvious. Why would you trust and ex employee pajeet. Holy shit you guys are dumb

I am here to enforce the Dog Coin Truce. All Dog Coins can do well in this bull run. It doesn't matter if you own one, all three, legacy dog coins, or none, as long as you aren't a retarded faggot nigger. Failure to comply with this truce may result in a fine or a summons to Kleros Court. Thank you.

That bill Howard admin guy actually seems like a nice dude.

>>57917071
Bill is great.

>>57917071
I really like Bill Howard too he's extremely based.

I joined the telegram and archville sent me a dick pic in my DM. I’m going to buy more Linu cause I liked it

>>57913362
Dump bro's?

>>57917018
>>57917024
>>57917025
I feel like it's not very nice to laugh at anons who got scammed by a poopstain. I further feel that we shouldn't let anyone hurt autists but ourselves. Although I have to admit it's hard not to laugh that anons sent money to a person named Raj, I demand you all shake hands and think Raj probably needs to die.

>>57916780
Top fuckin kek. This is going in the LINU lore when we hit 5B

>>57917144
Also anyone who talks to the SEC needs to die too. So ordered.

>>57917024
>Lucky and HOKK admins stole the funds
Imagine if LINU pushed this angle and started that rumor when they got scammed. No one in LINU thinks like that, mostly cause we don't give a fuck about the replica LINU wannabes. Wishing success to everyone.

But the rumor that LINU stole the funds from them dropped here almost instantly. And since it's verifiably false, it shows which community holds toxic members. No wonder LINU admins cut all ties.

>>57917157
Well lucky is talking to the sec so deal with those losers

>>57917173
Nigga I said rumor, get the dried up cum out your ears. The Linu admins are still here. Not my fault their own telegram thought they scammed them lol. Got raj’d I wish everyone success

>>57917206
Nigga I said imagine. It wasn't directed at you I was making a point off your post.

You all need to stop being faggots right this instance. Having a few biz dog coin communities collaborating and helping to push each other up is what got a lot of people interested. Stoking a rivalry and getting a dedicated commmunity to fud you all day is gonna drive away potential holders.

A literal pajeet named Raj did so much damage to biz’s financials jfc. Embarrassing.

>>57917270
>Stoking a rivalry and getting a dedicated commmunity to fud you all day is gonna drive away potential holders.
No ser that is bullish and funny honestly.
We can talk about how HO-cky got scammed together all we want.
>A literal Indian named RAJ
>STOLE MONEY
>FROM /BIZ/RALIS
Top fucking KEK holy shit.

>>57917305
It gets funnier Everytime

>>57917270
AYHoe, it's all in good fun. More kino lore the past two days than in two months. Didn't have to be this way and I'll remind you picrel kicked it off. What you want, LINU homies to lay down and take it?
>don't start nothin
>won't be nothin
Simple as.

>>57915644
why can't you buy LINU from coinbase wallet?

>>57916780
I saw I.M. Phagget at a grocery store in Canada yesterday. I told him how legal it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a chad and have him call the SEC on me or anything.

He said, “Oh, like I’m about to do now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Raj?” but he kept cutting me off and going “Raj? Raj? Raj?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him dial the authorities as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen trillion LINU tokens in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be on the phone with Bitmart and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the tokens and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any lunar infetterence,” and then turned around and glared at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each token and put them in the blockchain and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by shouting “RYAN!!!” really loudly.

>>57917461
kek

>>57917461
"LINUS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be LINUS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his limp wrists. "I HATE LINUS" he thought. The Alphabet Song reverberated his entire car, with no chance of memorization even as the $9 worth of shitcoins circulated through his paperhands and washed away his (merited) fear of jeet scams. "With a similar dogcoin, you can get rugged multiple times" he said to himself, out loud.

>>57916974
No

I was in a local healthy/expensive type supermarket here in Edison, New Jersey (we have a lot of those) and I'm in line to buy some ham at the deli there. The lady asked me what kind, and I said "I have no fucking idea what different kinds of ham there are lady" ENTIRELY to loudly and the guy behind me in line I hadn't noticed burst the hell up laughing.

I turn around. Ryan.

He kinda half leans around me and says "Honey glazed!" to the lady over the counter and I just kinda stare at him for a sec then smile and say thanks. I'm about to pay for it and he says "No way this one's on me" and pays the check for it right there. I was astounded, it was so awesome that I did the only thing I could think of ... I did the LINU salute . Once again he cracks up and asked me if I had any idea how long it had been since someone did that. I said "a year?" he said "try ten".

We ended up having coffee at a place across the street. Turns out he bought a house in Monticeto, a really expensive residensial area in SB, and has been living there a while. We talked about everything that wasn't his crypto telegram admin career for about 45 minutes before he had to take off because his deli stuff was gonna go bad. I shook his hand and said he made my year today. He smiled and beat my head in with a hockey stick.

>>57917416
>>57917305
Okay, you’re right. Maybe I’m being uptight because prices are down, but a few people are being genuine shitheads

I ship Ryan and Rei btw.

>>57915644
I think he was only 53% gay last time he took the test

>>57915814
I think Ryan said he’s a bottom in TG

Ok you know what one more time because you got dabbed on to astronomical levels
Better than I even could have ever imagined
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHhahahahah

>>57917798
He had to post cock for tg kyc. Dude's packin a hog

>>57917836
That's actually funny. Imagine them putting that on a billboard.

>>57916780
lmao

>>57916780
This made me lol

>>57917416
That was a good one tho, you have to admit. Its got SOVL. No way pajeets could come up with that.

>>57916780
I laughed and I shill lucky

>>57917461
>>57917643
hahahahahaha nice

Thanks. I just dumped 10 trillion

>>57917002
>No one really just sent some dude named 'Raj' money, right?

>>57918884
You dumped upwards wtf

>>57915644
BITMART TOMORROW?!

based

>>57916780
Fucking KEK

>>57917144
>>57917270

I really wish we could all just be a bit nicer to each other it will do well for the coins and everyone's wellbeing. We are all here to hopefully make it and have a good time with frens along the way but everyone is not very frenly making this place a cesspit to the point there's nothing redeeming about these threads. There's already more than enough scamming, gossip, scheming and lying going on in crypto as it is, no need to add to it and mock victims.

It doesn't help that any generals or positive threads about these coins get nuked (why?). Just keep in mind that it is possible to fud a project hard enough that it never pumps and its happened here before. People and exchanges from outside 4chan see this shit and won't want to go anywhere near it.

Even if you make it are you also wealthy in character anon?

>>57917424
Because you can only buy it from citex at this moment, fameex and bitmart next week. You can instantly buy eth and swap it for LINU on cb wallet tho

so is everyone just waiting for the fameex and bitmart listings before any activity?

>>57919957
I mean feel free to buy 5T LINU at once right now just to see what happens

"LINUS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this neighbourhood before. There could be LINUS anywhere." The cool wind felt good against his limp wrists. "I HATE LINUS" he thought. The Alphabet Song reverberated his entire car, with no chance of memorization even as the $9 worth of shitcoins circulated through his paperhands and washed away his (merited) fear of jeet scams. "With a similar dogcoin, you can get rugged multiple times" he said to himself, out loud.

>>57919977
dont threaten me with a good time

>>57920040
Whats wrong, big wallet? Cant pump a little dogcoin?;)

>>57915644
HOKK admit went full schitzo huh?

>>57916780
Based

>>57920153
On what??????

>>57920167
reality

>>57920177
Checked, godcandle confirmed after bitmart listing

Fact: This moment right now is the lowest LINU will EVER be
let that sink in for second

>>57920333
Checked digits confirm

>>57920333
Dumped even more.

LAMO this shit already dumping into TOSA

>>57921455
LINU BRO'S STOP REDEEMING, NOO TOSA STOP IT!!

>>57921455
>>57921516
oh no all the research and work the community did to get LINU off the ground and prime it to be THE dog coin of the cycle is totally over hommie buy random rug #25528

>>57920333
it's been lower before mason

After the bullshit stunt that linu pulled on Hokk & Lucky I sold all my linu bag.
I've got no time for bullshit & linu proved they operate on a low frequency vibration & aren't a serious player.

>>57921558
For real??? FUCK well how do I find that coin you’re talking about it’s not showing up in dextools

>>57921972
Wdym? How are HOKK or Lucky better?

>>57921558
Lamo yea ok let me guess you're going to rotate into TOSA while your volume dries up and you slowly bleed it out and pump TOSA

FameEX and Bitmart both next week. You’ve got to be retarded to not buy it now. Don’t get sidelined.

>>57922133
checked, anon is right get fucked fudders.

>>57921558
Lets pump more of the first memecoins ever made to make this fudder seethe.

>>57915644
did the kpop B plot ever develop?

>>57921972
The bullshit stunt of... being the only one that performs? Or are you still on the Ryan is Raj myth

>>57922133
Sounds tapped out, should get out while you can

>>57922133
Checked

>>57922242
Kek

>>57922056
They aren't. They're all part of the same shitter scam group.
They're literally reviving dead dog shitcoins, pumping them, retards by in and pump it then dump. Rinse and repeat. It never fucking fails. Wise up retards, you're being fucking scammed by pic-related.

>>57922242
are you saying that it's over homie?

>>57922133
2 more weeks.

>>57922252
Retard, Vox literally sent us all a dickpick. Its bigger and whiter than Hunter Biden's.
>He doesnt know about HOKKs penis inspection day

Ngmi

>>57922252
Ah cool you have no idea what youre talking about. Go hit the gym

>>57922133
Checked. Scamcoin anon left his Linu position entirely to try and PND lucky but got btfo there too. Hes now PNDing tosa or whatever the fuck its called.

Linu is based, Linu goes up.

>>57922845
Its Kryptocircus inst it? There is tg messages of him claiming to swing all the dog coins to fuck them over

>>57923020
I have not seen those pics, and considering that a90e nigger is currently scamming tosa dog whatever the fuck coin and already exited Linu, id find that very doubtful, considering circus is a Linu admin. Wouldnt make sense to put in time and effort to help build a coin that you dont even hold.

>>57923020
those msgs dont exist
otherwise there would be screenshots in every linu thread until the end of time

if there is evidence for anything negative it would be spammed relentlessly

>>57922845
You linutrannies live in an alternate reality where everything MUST be related to your dogshit coin, newsflash no one gives a shit about you or whatever loser you're fellating this week
Volume is drying up and people are rotating, that's all
I know it's hard to accept reality but the sooner you do that the sooner you'll start making money instead of bagholding

>>57917461
I'm dying anon

>>57923113
No one is falling for your scams anymore, its over. You were sloppy and now everyone knows your tricks. Get a job faggot. Thanks for the volume though, ironically you helped us in the long run and fucked yourself out of making it, kek. Linu go up.

>>57923113
Same exact fud since day 1.
>muh volume
How effective was it to post this at 20k volume vs now? How did that work out?

2 more CEXes coming. You will fomo.

>>57923089
It was in the old tg, before Spaced purged everything from him

>>57923132
I can smell your fear loser
Good luck, you'll need it

>>57917060
Based

>>57923144
so its just
>trust me bro
got it

>>57923113
And next week this retard vanishes from the threads after Linu reaches a new ath.

Ryan and Vox have been trading CP through eachother in discord.
About a week ago or two, allegations against Vox regarding CP came out. I dug into them just out of boredom. To check it out. I initially passed over it thinking it was just hentai or something stupid like that and didn't care.

2 days ago during the shitstorm with Raj, the HOKK TG was a mess and during that shitstorm, a user posted caps of Vox on discord sending an unknown user pictures of what is believed to be CP via rar files.
I've reported this to discord itself but without the official username and tag all I could give them was the username I saw which was "Voxxel".
I now believe the second user in these dms was Ryan. The two had been working together previously to pump both dogs, along with Kyrptocircus, who has been a scammer passing through biz since 2021. But that's a diff story.

Ryan is I believe a father, and I am worried what might be getting to this scumbag Vox. The two must be reported not only to discord and tg. But to the FBI or whatever equivalent their home countries have.
A single report might not mean much but if we all send in reports, we might actually do something.

Enact some justice for a change, biz.

>>57923164
It's been a non-stop fud campaign to blame linu ever since lucky rugged(again) and the incompetent hokk admins got scammed.
>>57923171
>"Time to sell linu, rotate into [Shitcoin here]"
>"Better sell faggot look at the volume! Linu is DEAD!"
>[Shitcoin here] rugs a day later
>LINU reaches new ATH 2 weeks later.
Like clockwork.

When the fudders get assmad and want you to rotate, you know it's time to double your LINU stack.

>>57923164
Who cares desu

>>57923149
Stay seething lazy nigger, should have put in minimal effort to mask your movements. Now you are a seething bagholder in some shit scamcoin (again) and even the jannies deleting threads cant stop everyone from knowing who you are and how you run your scams.

>>57923236
This exact same lie campaign was used on Hokk admins, nice try lucky fag.

>>57923236
Bro what

>>57923265
Its unironically the work of a90e samefagging all over biz to steer anons into his latest pump and dump scams. He is a seething mess now that lucky failed while he was bagholding, and now his tosa scam is collapsing too before he was able to rug it. What a stupid nigger lol

>>57923236
Tosa is just a PsyOp to unify the dogs, inst it?
Who the fuck comes up with this bullshit

>>57922332
>>57922347
You in the pedo group too trannies?. Oh, sweet, summer children.
Clearly you're all really really mad that your scam has been exposed.
Oooppppies, /bizzy/ ooppiieees.

>>57923330
Jews like you is why despite being mostly and HOKK and Lucky holder, Id donate to LINU so they can gas you with zyklon B. Parasite.

>>57923236
Fake and gay, post proof or fuck off

>>57923330
>call Linu a scam
>because you failed to get your panic selloff and your two latest PNDs have failed
The jew cries out as he strikes you

>>57923390
>>because you failed to get your panic selloff and your two latest PNDs have failed
Wrong again, buddy. I'm a simple concerned citizen that isn't getting jeetscammed. Rattling the cages of these shitters makes my day and hopefully, retards and the desparate learn something and don't get scammed (especially the desperate) which is who these fuckers pray on.
But nice try.

>>57923446
>I'm a simple concerned citizen
>concerned fagging
>concerned fagging on /Biz/ specifically
Well now we know to do the complete opposite of whatever you say. Thanks for the biggest buy signal yet.

>>57923764
Just bought more

>>57924039
Based and Linu pilled. Even sold his battery %s to buy more Linu with. WAGMI

They’re now sending the last payment to fameex, so it’s going to happen really soon.

>>57924232
Famex imminent, no date given last i heard. Bitmart CONFIRMED march 15 or sooner. HTX (8th largest exchange in the world) currently in negotiations.

It has never been comfier to be holding Linu.

>>57917424
Buy eth, swap it to Linu in Coinbase WALLET.

>>57924039
there are people who browse the internet without adblock?

>>57925197
How are we supposed to know there are horny single women in our area?!

http s://t. me/LINUCommunity

Here is the official Linu TG. Just searched through like 10 piles of pajeet shit skin shilling to find it. Hopefully tg links work here

>>57925536
Ignore the spaces, made me do it in order to post

>>57925258
Yeah no shit do they expect us to go outside? There are people out there...